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wife-of-all-dilfs · 11 months

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save a horse, ride a cowboy.

#i would let him do despicable things to me #arms arms arms #the shirt good lord #norman reedus #norman reedus x reader #norman reedus smut #daryl dixon #daryl dixon fanfiction #daryl dixon drabbles #daryl dixon x reader #daryl x y/n #daryl dixion imagine #daryl dixon x you #daryl dixon smut

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ambriel-angstwitch · 10 months

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Sokka: I have decided I want to get cremated

Zuko: Like when you die?

Sokka: No whenever just surprise me.

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queerprayers · 10 months

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i want to say first of all that i fully respect a community's/denomination's/culture's right to have closed practices. i am not entitled to other people's traditions, and when i am a guest in a space i understand that everything is not automatically for me. and i know i do not have to understand to respect.

and also! when i go to a catholic church and can't receive communion i want to fall on the floor weeping. what do you mean i can't have him he's right there. sorry my baptism was the wrong kind of baptism. i'm hungry and you want me to become someone else before being fed.

#lutheran alert but will NEVER understand closed communion. i respect it. but i do not get it #none of us will ever be holy enough to hold jesus within us but we do every day anyway. and so we are #communion is what brings me to god. to put a barrier of entry on that. to say you have to believe certain things or be in a certain state?#idk it doesn't sit right with me.#again i respect it i have catholic family ik the beliefs/history/good intentions.#but i need to come out as an open communion fan #roman catholicism didn't exist yet at the last supper. jesus said do this in remembrance of me.#everyone who does this has already fulfilled the requirements to be present at the table #i think that was the only hard part of my grandfather's conversion. that he could break bread for me at the altar but couldn't give it to m #i would give anything to watch him preach one more time (he's retired/sick now)#but more than that i would give anything to be fed by him again. to eat with him as our lord commanded #just once.#i will have to be satisfied with the foretastes of the feasts to come that i have received from/with him. we'll have that again

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mariusroyale · 1 year

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“We’re runnin’ outta time!”

“Why can’t I do this?”

“I’m failing you.”

you know what gets me about this scene? other than my boy crying bc oh god i just wanna hug him i just had to rewatch it bc the raph edits in my fyp are BRUTAL

their expressions

ok not only are they drawn so well (you know what i mean like how well the style is maintained) but it’s the way that each of them look

look at how upset they are after seeing raph fall apart and letting it sit for a sec

LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

LOOK AT MIKEY’S FACE— I WILL SOB.

#how often do you think he’s fallen apart in front of them???#not cry bc he’s done that multiple times in front of them #but showed how much the pressure gets to him??#i can only imagine he’d try to lessen these burdens on Leo once he becomes leader #bc lord knows he’d probably do the same as his brother and try carrying it on his own #but raph would be like i ain’t havin none of that #and teaches his bro how to balance things out now that he knows better #but god the way he just deliver ‘im failing you’ absolutely fucking wrecks me #i just wanna grab his face and be like #YOURE ALL DOING THE BEST YOU CAN WITH THE KNOWLEDGE YOU HAVE UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES YOURE NOT PREPARED FOR #ITS OKAY THAT YOU DONT HAVE THE ANSWERS #rottmnt #rottmnt screenshot #rise raph #rise donnie #rise mikey #rise leo

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parttimesarah · 2 months

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One thing you need to know about me is that I will for the 5000th time rewatch the 1980 Shakespeare in the Park filmed performance of The Pirates of Penzance, starring Kevin Kline, Patricia Rutledge, Linda Ronstadt, and Rex Smith and I will gif the heck out of it…

#Kevin Kline’s Pirate King was a FORMATIVE crush #can you blame me?!#look at that man!#and his chest hair #good lord #the piratical things I would let him do to me #Hot take: I actually prefer this production to the theatrical film version #kevin kline #rex smith #modern major general #the pirates of penzance #pirates of penzance #gilbert and sullivan #theatre #musicals #reaction gif #reaction gifs #i made these #use them wisely… or not

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solar-eclipsed · 8 months

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Hey WOY population. Here’s an AU of the Date for your troubles

#JUST got into the show like a month ago and I’ve been making excessive amounts of physical doodles in the mean time #anyway. I’m frankly *shocked* that wander didn’t do the date himself #it’s such a him move #not that Sylvia doing it wasn’t like #an in character suggestion or funny #it was both of those things #but LIKE. HE SO WOULD DO THAT.#like sure it’s gay blah blah blah but we had the Big Day. I’m sure it was possible.#I don’t really have a planned episode structure for this it’s just various ideas tossed around #might post some of the other doodles at some point. idk #wander over yonder #woy #savewoy #save woy #wander woy #woy wander #lord hater #lord hater woy #woy lord hater #wander wander over yonder #wander over yonder wander #lord hater wander over yonder #wander over yonder lord hater #skeleton dance #skeletondance #id added #described #id in alt #eclipsed art #The Date Au

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david-tennant-in-chairs · 29 days

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Good morning, sunshine!

There are few things sexier than a gentleman unraveled

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #legs for days #just like all the limbs #top notch camera work there #really get between those stems #good lord he's beautiful #even when he's supposed to be recovering from being poisoned #the eyes the hair the nose the everything #and lest we forget #freckles!#phileas fogg #around the world in 80 days #atwi80d #oh the things that I would do for phileas #or to him #I'd be as classy as he wanted #keep a pinky out while he blew my back out

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wardentabriis · 11 days

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Me seeing Moros in Hades 2 like

#lord forgive me for the things i would do to him #hades game #hades 2 #moros

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thedeadthree · 6 months

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𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖊 -`. 𝔟𝔤𝔦𝔦𝔦. 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫.

MOON HALF ELF. FIGHTER. ELDRITCH KNIGHT. WIZARD. NECROMANCER. NOBLE. ❦ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱.

#oc: amavet aerasume #leg.ocs #*myedits #*ocedit #leg.edit #bg3 oc #baldurs gate 3 oc #ch: tav #tav oc #putting him in my pocket and cherishing him coveting him like a dragons treasure mound etc etc #r*haegar core he was always mournful and melancholic 🥀🥹 an air of tragedy surrounded him my poor BOY #his brother rules in his stead in ye olde canon while he’s absent <3 #this has been sitting in my drafts for EONS but i am so in love with these *screams*#mourning lord bc of his tragic past OF WHICH I WILL GET INTO 🥀🤧✨#in short his air of melancholy the tragic loss of his dearest his betrothed and other things :’) !!#yana had nothing to do with anything she’s tootally not in his lore either :)#alsoo thinking what if the tragedy was a plot made by s*har?? maybe?#like it would be a PERFECT tie in to sh*adowhearts arc yk????#i did a thought thing in the wee hours of the night but yea!! it would be inch resting i think !!!!!#something something red string *screams*#i love symbolism !!!!!!!#leg? posting at a reasonable hour ?? it’s more likely than you think !!!!!! 🥀🥴✨💀 <3 #do not ask him about what happened to his youngest brother he didnt perform a necromantic ritual not realizing his brother was still alive #and mistook thinking he was dead and panicked as it was recently after he lost his beloved so his brother was made reborn bc of it :')#DO NOOT ASK HIM ABOUT IT (i do not have a name for his brother yet but he was the 12th sibling so the youngest of the tall ones!!)

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madou-dilou · 29 days

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"Gods -Sarai, get up. Just -what am I going to tell them ?"

#viren #tdp viren #the dragon prince #tdp lord viren #tdp #tdp fanart #sarai #queen sarai #tdp sarai #tell me you didn't think for at least a split second he was Callum's dad and I'll call you a liar #I headcanon he has had a post-traumatic limp after this #As a Lancelot fan I must admit I am quite obsessed with this ship #He kept her last breath and his guilt bottled up for ten years how romantic is that #Plus her death meant that a dark mage was the only thing more valuable than a crowned head #that's why he hesitated when Harrow asked him if he would die for him #cant believe that asshole lit her a candle right after deciding to murder her sons #Cf the book He had known Sarai in ways even Amaya hadn't #I just cant believe he ordered the murder of her kids without hesitation #I get why doing it but not the lack of hesitation #there clearly is some scene #some transition missing #Virai #No one cares about this ship but I love it #thought he was going to give his blood for the revenge spell #Viren/sarai

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starheirxero · 5 months

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Been thinking about the ways you could hug Centipede Eclipse

(Also, does he have legs?)

AAAAAA OKAY FIRST OF ALL THIS ASK HAS BEEN SITTING FER A MINUTE AND IT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH JOY EVERYTIME I LOOK AT IT!!!! THAT BEAST IS GIVING HUGS...... WHAT A NICE GOD HE IS U GUYS <3 /silly

BUT ALSO SECONDLY THIS INSPIRED ME SM HELLO !!!! The first idea is the softest I think so personally ofc that's the one I like personally. but the second idea is SO FUNNY 2 ME bc it's something that Lord Eclipse would probably loathe to do but probably have to do a few times to boost morale LMAOOO 😭 THEY TURNED HIS ASS INTO A JUNGLE GYM!!!!!

Even still, as delightful as both options are, I'd imagine there's WAY less arms and hands involved and more... like. boa constrictor moves. and it'd go like that AHAJSBAKDNW

(Also yes he has legs, just not people legs! He has both the lil skittery legs and the long fake-out legs that actual centipedes have! The first several sections of his body are arms, but unfortunately I like my men to skitter, so he needed some actual buggy legs <3 worth noting tho this is only bc my beloved friend kat drew him like that and I liked it much more than the idea of "his long body with many arms Never Stops" LMAOAHSKWHD)

#asks #deirunn #art #no id #xero creations #a hug from lord eclipse would probably 100% guarantee your death LMAO #i can only imagine him giving a hug if it's to manipulate or if he just genuinely isn't aware he's doing it #like if he's half asleep and his hands start to reach for /something/ to grab and youre just the nearest thing #or like if he's ranting to servant sun and dramatically drapes himself over his shoulders to creep him out but doesn't ever move.#he just... unconciously gets comfortable on him LOL #stuff like that!!#i love this art sm tho ty deirunn u r a joy <3 #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #lord eclipse au #lord eclipse #centiclipse

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endiness · 1 year

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tbh i feel like people who think will and eddie would get along fundamentally do not understand will and are just eddie stans who cannot be objective when it comes to his character and want to shoehorn him into everything regardless if it actually works.

#will byers #stranger things #!txt: stranger things #anti eddie munson #they would not get along okay #especially on will's side of things #they have completely clashing personality types #like eddie uses his differences to lord his own moral superiority over other people #nothing about that is something that would appeal to will in any way #like will is the type of person who even if he doesn't like something #he would still not be a jerk about it to the people that do #and if anything he would defend their right to like it #eddie is also incredibly brash #and again that is something that just does not gel with will's personality #like if will had been there during the cafeteria scene #he would've been cringing and facepalming the entire time #if not rolling his eyes and being annoyed at edddie needlessly antagonizing people and making enemies for no reason #on top of being uncomfortable and nervous bc likE seriously why are you TRYING to cause trouble #also will absolutely would've gone to lucas's game and supported him instead #i am js

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thatsitso · 10 months

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Just finished The Lord of the Rings (I cried)

#the lord of the rings #lotr #lotr fanart #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #frodo #sam #my art #art #drawing #sketch #the last book broke me #like Frodo and Sam's relationship 😭😭 insane #should I ramble here I think I will #cause like gahhshs shipping or not shipping aside they're insane they love each other so much 😭😭#the way Sam helps Frodo and sacrifices himself and takes care of him and KISSES HIS HANDS WHY DID HE DO THAT SO MUCH ONFHC #and the way he would rather save Frodo than try saving the whole world 😭#and how he does everything to help him and make things easier for him and how understanding and gentle he is and the kisses ueueue #and how at the end he wants to marry a girl but also doesn't want to leave Frodo so they all move in together what 😭????#and then Frodo leaves 🧍 I CRIED I knew it was going to happen but aghhhdhd in the book it was sth else #overall it was such a great read (listen actually I'm an audiobook girlie)#I wasn't like obsessed I think I had higher expectations but I still loved it sm and the last book really got me 🥹#and these two istg 🥹🥹🥹#also Legolas and Gimli I GET YOU SHIPPERS NOW I UNDERSTAND #I love them dearly #again platonic or romantic idc I love their relationship so muchhh #and since nothing about them was said at the end I can be delusional that they're still together forever #anyway yeah #lotr fandom welcome #I've got some drawings ideas and also I really enjoy sketching the characters so I'll be posting more soon

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moeblob · 8 months

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Pen doodles from yesterday and then digital for today

Katale and Rudyard but as little crime babies. Since he's known her for a while and just thought she looked like a little street thug despite being higher ranking than him in the crime organization at first, the cat-ear hairstyle was just A Thing for her. And it spawned the nickname he would use in private of "Kitty" and even when she grows her hair out and he grays even more he still calls her Kitty in private. They're literally just bffs who do crime and what more can you want of them??

#my characters #time for more lore in the tags #so it was brought to my attention that the funniest thing possible is to give them a few bases with my favorite meme #the color theory meme where everything is just too reminiscent of a bloody massacre #because honestly katale would be like hey rud hey i have the FUNNIEST idea ever look at this carpet pattern #and he looks at the very horrific carpet and just says go on #like keep going this is funny and very much the funniest thing we can do as crime lords keep going #and they do actually have that kind of decor in one of the nicer buildings #and the poor little agent who is on a mission to kill them walks in like HOLY CRAP ITS A MASSAC-- thats the carpet that is JUST the carpet #and has to take a minute to file that information away before proceeding #then stuff happens and the two crime bosses are like oh yeah that agent is our son now we adopted him its fine he can be here #also ruds sense of humor is super dry and he doesnt really SHOW the fact hes amused much but thats what makes kitty so happy when he jokes #he sounds very serious but hes enjoying himself and thats wonderful #like those weather reporters who see an off the wall temp and go OH YEAH EVERYONES DEAD IN THAT CITY #or the other weather man video where only some of the temps are off the wall so hes like #oh yeah this seems to be the safe area but if you go up north a bit its basically melted - there isnt anything to loot there dont bother #that is his sense of humor. hes super casual and acts like he didnt just say the funniest thing on the planet

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parttimesarah · 4 months

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A beautiful specky Ben for you this evening…

#good lord #🫠🫠🫠#the things i would let him do to me #ben willbond #yes please mary #bbc ghosts #them there #six idiots #the six idiots

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fistfuloflightning · 10 months

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Peak Lord Ming and Hallmaster Luo

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