#look how hot and gay i am
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Wingwoman Princess Beatrice
#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#princess beatrice#firstprince#rwrbedit#rwrb movie#rwrb#henry: i'm gay#bea: excellent - hot guys am i right?#also is it weird if i'm annoyed by bea's tiara#not just cause it's ugly#the greenscreen effects show how limited the budget was#but you can see the band which is like#a big no#it also looks too far back but that's apparently subjective#and they obviously did her hair first and put it over top like a headband#you're meant to braid that shit in#no i've never worn one ever why do you ask
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all other posting is cancelled while i take the time to remember how to be normal after seeing some of the photos from shourtney wedding reception.
like u cant show me these
and expect me to be. Fine. After. i need 3-5 business days to. explode. or maybe pass out. or SOMETHING.
#will i end up writing fic from this. perhaps. maybe. who knows#but also like. even outside of rpf its just. FRIENDS. LOOK AT THEM. 😭😭😭 (HOT FRIENDS. BUT FRIENDS)#aughhahh AUGHHGHHHH#smosh#amanda lehan canto#angela giarratana#shayne topp#courtney miller#chanse mccrary#amangela#courtmanda#women are so beautiful and friendship and love is beautiful and i am. So Fucking Gay.#update: how to write coherent when in home of sexual? send tweet
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Shipping as a term is so inextricably tied to fandom activities like that’s playing with action figures to me and doesn’t rlly have to do with a general reading of a manga
#Deku is a gay boy like I’m not denying that or that it plays a role in how he sees and treats bakugo#but also he’s 16 and has barely any experiences -w/ friendship and I want them to learn to be normal about each other before anything else#they can date when they’re older idc about thag I care about 16yo deku learning not to share bakugo’s business with everyone lmaooo#Deku realziing that not everyone finds bakugo as awesome as he does and that most people do in fact not care about bakugo’s sweat stats#bakugo unclenching his jaw and fist and learning to explain to deku why he doesn’t like it when Deku is too deep in his business#like bro stop looking at my sweat#very funny tk me#they can get the hots for each other when they’re 25 or 53 idc live laugh love I am PRO gay marriage!!
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Hoyoverse's children in a nutshell
Fly me 2 the moon: First and oldest child, long gone RIP. Their legacy is having the first ever Kiana Kaslana
Zombiegal Kawaii: basically dead, hardly anyone even knew about her
Houkai Gakuen 2 (aka Gun Girls Z; GGZ): Next child, oldest, small and niche but dedicated fanbase, still going in CN server. Very gay and depressing, incredibly convoluted lore.
Honkai Impact 3rd: Took after GGZ a lot then became the favorite child. Still gay and depressing but more hopeful. Definitely a lesbian. They also really like flashy combat, philosophy, and science fiction.
Genshin Impact: The popular kid, and spoiled brat. They're very bisexual and very into religious themes and every culture and myth imaginable.
Tears of Themis: Probably the only cishet male child. Their fans are fewer but well fed and satisfied. (I dont know nearly enough about their story and themes to know its personality tho)
Honkai Star Rail: Takes a lot from big sis hi3rd (depressed but hopeful gays), and probably genderfluid. Ppl love it, theyre popular but it doesnt get into their head as much compared to Genshin. They're also really into exposed shoulders and internet memes.
Zenless Zone Zero: New kid on the block with furries and cyborgs. They are the youngest, most punk, and definitely into western action rpgs more than their older siblings.
#if i am mistaken feel free to correct me#but guys. as a genshin fan. you just Know theyre a spoiled brat and ungrateful to their fanbase#and you wished that genshin had nearly as much char development as hi3rd chars#hsr i may not play it but it really seems to lean into its more deranged side much more and i like it#its also really polished so good for them#last thing i heard abt ToT is they got fed really well with their hot dudes so good for them#tho i know nothing abt its...actual plot#ZZZ looks really fun and flashy and i like how theyre finally experimenting with different kinds of characters more#you can play as a BEAR. a CYBORG. and more big boobs. in the same game. awesome.#GGZ is as insane and complicated and gay as per usual#and rip fly me to the moon and zombie gal#evelynpr genshin#evelynpr honkai#honkai#honkai impact#honkai impact 3rd#hi3rd#genshin#genshin impact#hsr#honkai star rail#ggz#zzz#zenless zone zero#tears of themis#das a lotta tags#hoyoverse#mihoyo
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thinking about older women
#hey auntie 👉🏾👈🏾#some of them b dancing on that line and i am looking respectfully (´ . .̫ . `) ♡#many such cases... giggling at how often w how many ppl aksjak family friends.. or it be ur own family 💀💕#someone's mom would joke about snatching me up like 😭😶🌫️ ma'am first of all .. would#and the touchy prima (〒﹏〒) ♡ yes please put ur hands on me i am so comfortable with physical contact ( ꈍᴗꈍ) let me hold ur hand ♡#🚶🏾♀️ being hot is nice sometimes#the forbidden fruit... hey tía (´ . .̫ . `) 👉🏾👈🏾💕#some of the exchanges I've had were so 😵💫😵💫 ma'am.. i got a lil crush on u.#← not my actual family. i do not have one. engaging in one from this perspective is a lil different yfm 🚶🏾♀️u don't have to get it#or maybe u do idk im zooted rn and feeling rly gay abt aunties and older women in general okay 😩💕#i need to go sweet talk someone's tía i know she's looking beautiful tonight 🚶🏾♀️ i see u girl. i love ur hair your nails are beautiful#i love your color coordination you have such good fashion sense ( ꈍᴗꈍ) ♡#ur earrings are so pretty i love your necklace i love your bracelets (｡ﾉω＼｡) lemme go help y'all cook or I'll make the drinks whateve#let's talk.. ♡#Lupe... what are you up to these days 😩💕 my favorite. a family friend#i kinda see family friends as family too sorta bc my fam was p small when i did have one so a friend would be a basically auntie#but also not.. technically. so ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭ idk. they r tías 2 me though and i love them.#they r so nicey 2 me ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ ♡#she wanted me to say her name n talk to her in Spanish a lil bit and she ate it up 😵💫 (｡ﾉω＼｡) ♡ she loved the way i say her name#i had such a crush on her omfg. low-key but not but yeah but respectfully..
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AUGH can we PLEASE have an animated show about Nightwing plEASE. like it could be about his character growth after he moves to Blüdhaven, how he and Bruce eventually talk and warm up to each other again. how Dick struggles to deal with everything on his own but he does his absolute best. or it could be about his brotherly, almost parental relationship with Damian.
plus points if you make him openly bisexual too.
#Like COME ON#did i miss anything or is there actually no show focusing exclusively on Nightwing yet??#like have you SEEN him??#have you Looked at the boy???#he deserves his own show#and let him be at least a little gay too#i heard how the animators of the new superman show had a rule to make clark look as cute/hot as possible in every shot#the same rule should apply to dick if he ever gets his own animated show#i beg#i am on my knees#Nightwing#dick grayson#like i know there are all the titans shows and stuff#and the Gotham Knights game is nice#but i want something exclusively ABOUT HIM#not the titans team or anything#just focusing on dick and his life and his struggles and his relationship with his bat brothers and his bat dad#and idk i guess some relationships along the way
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someone cold emailed me to ask if i was going to a writer's conference in los angeles and was putting together a panel or caucus for queer poets or if i knew anyone who was...buddy you are severely overestimating how much i network with other poets (i don't) and how often i attend writer's conferences (never) 😭
#''do you know of any other poets going'' no?? bc i hate networking with other poets????#LIKE ARE THEY LESS ANNOYING THAN WHEN I WAS 23? IDK? MAYBE?#i feel like most things these days are less annoying than when i was 23#or maybe i'm just better equipped to deal with annoying things than when i was 23#yesterday i was talking to someone about my ethos wrt a class i ran last fall and he stopped me in the middle and was like#you're amazing. that class was a hot mess and you still had fun and found the good in it#like no i'm not amazing. i'm just in my thirties and it takes a lot more than other people's mental health crises to throw me off my game#he was pretty ticked off in the fall when i told him the like depth of crisis multiple students were in bc he thought i should have told hi#i was like idk it did not occur to me to ask for help. he was like you're doing daily check ins to make sure your students are eating??#idk!! it didn't bother ME my job was just to make sure they were still alive! i mean my job was actually to teach liberation theology but#like i was not good at that. but i DO know how to be annoying until people feel less like killing themselves and more like killing me#anyway all that to say i can't wait to see how much less bothered i am in my 40s#i hope i have reached such a state of zen by age 50 that my spirit is unruffled by anything and anyone#i hope i float through life in a fine mist of okayness#someone says ''oh my god kasper my life is falling to pieces'' and i say ok 👍 we can get through this together👍#what was this post about??? oh right networking#good networking: librarians bc you just go ''is your manager batshit insane'' and they go THIS PLACE MAKES ME SUICIDAL#and then you're friends for life#bad networking: poets (when i was 23) because all they do is name drop (when i was 23) and expect you to have opinions (i don't)#this post is wildly overconfident in my zen considering i'm so bored of being unemployed that i keep looking at teamworkonline#bhawks are hiring for a social media manager btw. imagine having that kind of access to mr 🥺. i'd literally only do paid advertising#to gay men#i'm not applying bc social media management would actually break my sobriety i am pretty sure#but imagine having connor bedard at your disposal and being like ok kid. we r gonna catfish some gays into caring about the bhawks#basically what i do with the cuda blog lol#ok ok ok i'm done. posting. goodbye. livejournal mode de-activate#fresno oilers.txt
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Mullets are the best hairstyle. This has nothing to do with npd, I just have both. And I'm always right.
#Npd#narcissistic personality disorder#Hot take#Unpopular opinion#Mullet#Positivity#Silly npd hot take#Mullets are sexy#I'm gay for myself#I love to look in the mirror and admire how hot I am#npd positivity
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Would you or have you done a face reveal before? Or any one of your otherkin partners?
I can tell you already that Orion would never do a face reveal, and that Chimeras isn't exactly likely to do one either. We're a triad that tends to value our privacy.
My friends have seen what I look like on Discord calls and similar, but I don't have any plans to be like "AHA! BEHOLD MINE FACE!" on Tumblr or any other social media platform any time soon-- it might happen on my Twitch someday if I set up my camera, but, we'll have to see. Though don't worry anon, I can reassure you that I'm cute as fuck. Just ask my partners. Imagine curly red hair, dimples, and sturdy-as-fuck figure built from years of marching band and kickboxing, and you pretty much already know what I look like.
#Ask#Anonymous#Orion and Chimeras are SO HANDSOME#-gay sigh-#Trust me you guys are missing out they are absolutely smoking#Two& total cuties#I am looking so respectfully at them 24/7#How is it legal for them to be so incredibly good-looking#❤️💕 my poor bisexual heart can't take how hot my partners are#Before I was dating either of them the first time I saw each of them I had Gay Panic#I was like OH NO THEY'RE SO HOT#this sounds like an exaggeration but it entirely isn't#I was a MESS I was trying SO HARD TO KEEP MY COOL
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I forget how comfortable my life is living w just my parents, in terms of being comfortably out, then have to listen to my brother go on a homophobic rant, that I can't tell if its a joke or not, but was really hurtful :)
#twas very uncomfortable to sit thru#the words 'what if i told you i was gay' on my tongue 'am i disgusting?'#i dont understand straight white boys#you do all this gay chicken w your friends. say all this weird stuff that makes me 🤨#(<- ex. joking abt sucking dick bcs theyre eating a 12 inch hot dog. circa cota gp lol)#but then say these horribly homophobic things#i dont understand men#i can never tell if hes joking when he says things like this#bcs he likes to be argumentative and inflammatory. and knows we'll get pissed at him for this#so its like. are you saying this bcs you truly believe it or are you just being irritating. or both#he randomly said smth abt how the romans and greeks did gross gay things#and im like. should this not make you think 'wow homosexuality has existed for centuries. ig its pretty natural!!'#<- thats always my takeaway. theres been records of it since basically the beginning of recorded history#and i look at it and feel comforted :] this has always been a thing and always will be thing#and then people like him basterdize it completely misinterpret it ;;;;#i like him but when hes back living w us I remember how horrible his views and opinions are#ugh i live w my parents and theyre so accepting abt it and willing to learn more and change#and then i remember how fucking shit the rest of my family is#well ah dw i got back at him by calling him gay sjkfkglg#catie.rambling.txt
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one of the absolute funniest moments on scott's tour that i wasn't able to capture on camera (for obvious reasons) was at the meet and greet after the nashville show these two older gay guys mentioned they were reading scott's wikipedia page before the show to find out more to chat about at the meet and greet and like. idk if this is just because i am very familiar with scott's wikipedia page but you could tell that was the extent of their scott knowledge (which is valid not everyone is researching a documentary on the guy)
but then they asked about the poster for the lowest show, which they'd never heard of before their wikipedia reading, specifically this quote:
"The posters—featuring Thompson lying supine on the ground with a big wad of semen dripping down the side of his face—went up around the city on September 10, 2001"
and they were like "wow we'd love to see those posters hahaha" and i immediately jump in like "oh i have that photo on my phone give me like 2 seconds"
to be clear: these guys had not interacted with me or acknowledged my existence the entire conversation. they had their backs to me when they were talking to scott, i did not introduce myself as directing the documentary since i wasn't filming and they didn't ask who i am, etc. but my brain was like "oh someone wants to learn more about scott? my time to shine, let me pull up that folder in my camera roll". even scott was like jfc here they go again.
anyway i barely had to scroll back in my doc research folder so i immediately held out my phone to the guys and showed them this
it's a photo taken days after 9/11 of scott in front of the posters for his show which was supposed to open the following week
so i hold out my phone and explain this thinking like hey i'm being so helpful these guys wanted to see this aspect of scott lore and i gave it to them!! meanwhile these two old guys are like i can't even focus on the poster anymore i am standing next to scott thompson and also WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CHILD AND WHY DID THEY JUST HAVE THIS ON THEIR PHONE?
another one of the funniest tour moments was after meeting up with some gay guys in their 70s who were friends-of-a-friend-of-scott and immediately befriending both of them we were about to leave and i asked for their phone number and scott just rolled his eyes and was like i'll give you his phone number in the car as though he was saying "jfc jessamine this is ridiculous even for you". he never ended up giving me the old guy's number
#i just love old gay men so much lmao#and they seem to love me (or at least the ones in the second example did lmao)#also one of the other indicators that the first guys only knew about scott's personal life from his wikipedia page#is that they assumed the last boyfriend mentioned on there was someone scott was still dating to this day#and they were like ''oh i'm so happy to hear you have (boyfriend's name)'' meanwhile scott is like ''uh sorry we broke up 21 years ago''#meanwhile i'm like SAME NUMBER OF YEARS THAT I'VE BEEN ALIVE SCOTT!!#to be fair scott hasn't had a serious long-term relationship since then so we have joked about my birth somehow being the antichrist#but just for scott thompson's romantic life. like there's some curse that scott can't be in a serious relationship until i am#which is very funny bc both of us did in fact have a date we were looking forward to when we got back from the tour#in my case mine is with a hot nonbinary person who works at the venue where scott did his boston show and that's how we met lmao#this is also why i was pissed off that my instagram locked me out bc i have hot nonbinary person's instagram but not their phone number#and i said i'd message them when i got back from the tour. which i cannot do#tempted to just message them as mouth congress (the one account i can still get into) and send them my phone number#maybe i'll do that if i don't get my instagram back by buddy's birthday#anyway maybe this is oversharing about both my love life and scott's love life but i just find it very funny#like i was never someone in high school who went on dates and gossiped about it with my friends#and now i get to have some bizarre version of that where my peer group is goddamn scott thompson????#between this and me pulling up the lowest show pic in like 2 seconds yeah maybe we are weirdly close lmao#but i wouldn't have it any other way
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#I am NEVER leaving my bed#Look how happy she looks#Look at how fucking gay I look#❛ // ooc ¦ hot mess era ・ 「 ooc ! 」#TS for the haters
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the taylor in my header kills any urge to change my theme SO QUICK
#i love the way she moves#it's so hot idk if it's just my gay brain or if it's actually how it looks to everyone#thay gif. i am so i could look at it for hours#v.txt
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Me and my wife: *hang out for 6 hours and stay up til midnight talking about our favorite things*
My wife: *leaves to shower and go to bed*
Me, 2 minutes later: *picks up phone to text her about the new movie trailer I just watched*
#original#I LOVE MY WIFE#romance#best friends#mad sleepover energy#we talked for over 3 hours about our respective novels-in-progress & she read me a moment in hers that made me weep w how beautiful it was#like if you know the 'I want to live!!!' moment in one piece it was like that but better#we also spent the entire day in the apt together as we do most days but generally we are co-working on separate things for a lot of the day#I also came up with a GREAT idea to strengthen the themes of her story and she came up with an EXCELLENT monster for mine#it's going to be so thematically appropriate and also incredibly cool and deeply anti-military~~~~#and it gave me the opportunity to include an incredible scene for the main villain#also the new Count of Monte Cristo trailer looks dope as fuck. fucking finally an Edmond that's not a white guy!!!#there's been dozens of adaptations of the book but none of them reflect the fact that in the book he is brown!#also I liked pretty much everything else I saw about the trailer. he is unbelievably sexy he is so hot I am a gay gay person#I love my fucking wife#and I had to update her about my good friend Count Edmond and his new movie adaptation!
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SHIT.
Just realised that I'm going to want to dress up hot for the street party pride market on Sunday.
Uuuughhh i have to check the weather and I'm going to need to do some washing, I think my mesh shirt is dirty
#the system speaks#buuuuuhhhhhhh#i love to look hot but i hate to dress up#too many clothes textures tight in weird spots#but i really want to look gay and hot bc i am#but ALSO because im more likely to attract attention to my stall if i. dress up.#you know how it is#man and i have to do so much prep of actual stock#and i should probably get some more carry bags
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apparently I now live in the trope of "he fell first but they fell harder" BECAUSE UHM
UHHH
HE GOT HIS HAIR CUT RECEBTLY AND IM LIKE DED
#How is he so hot wtf#why am I fan..fantheying over him tf#nblm#IM SO GAY#HE LOOKS SO AMAZING#it's been like this for a couple.of months now lmaoaooa#I've had him on my mind for days now#idk if I should let the dumpster fire of the internet know how gay I am 💀#every time he sends a picture I fall for him even more#NOW LISTEN HERE nobody has done this to me before#so I'm like really fuckn gay over this shit#literally like nobody wtf
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