dear internet stop throwing pictures of beautifully toasted bagels slathered in cream cheese at me i don't have a toaster i don't have room in my teeny kitchenette for a toaster a toaster is a luxury here in japan as are bagels as is cream cheese
bagel places here that ask me "do you want that heated up" make me want to cry tears of joy even though all they mean is they're gonna stick the bagel in the microwave for ten seconds so it's slightly warm-ish but not enough to crisp up or melt the cream cheese a little
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and when the "blend" thread translates into dennis no longer feeling trapped between his two seemingly contrasting identities ("closeted dad" ... having to choose between being with mac or raising brian jr, like clip show demonstrated) then what
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i know it was just a haha funnies but mac saying "we don't want safe, charlie, we want toxic" about the glue really mirrors his relationships. he doesn't want safe (ignoring his uncle who represents the father figure he always wished for, also dismissing charlie who was there for him since childhood), he wants toxic (a mother who couldn't care less abt him, a dad who hates him except for his use, his codependent relationship with dennis which is mutually toxic but even more on dennis' side in the latter seasons). it's like he's programmed to reject love when it's just warmth.
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that post going around saying oh the prudish victorians named it the sperm whale makes me soo mad. like 1) they were not victorian they were georgian 2) by the time they were victorian they were american so they still weren’t victorian 3) they were not prudish they were for the time sexually liberated quakers and even if they were all victorian anglicans (there were british whalers but most whaling enterprise was based in america and the guy who is generally credited* with discovering the sperm whale was colonial) they would still be sailors (famously un-prudish) who were both extremely bored trying to entertain themselves and likely making jokes to distract from the horrors at hand
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How are you doing these days? 🥰
Today I ate a bagel and took a fat nap can’t complain!!
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