Big fan of celebrities being gay and falling in love with women like girl me too
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Happy Miss Congeniality day to those who celebrate🙏
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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
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you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.
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I hope all of u have big crushes on me and think I’m very sexy and cool
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i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing
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cars should not be the dominant mode of transportation but we should keep them around to have sex in
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HELLO ?
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My best friends dad passed away a few days ago. If you guys are able to donate or reblog it would mean a lot to me. they live in another country and I feel so helpless in supporting them, but I know I can at least do this.
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Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).
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kate BUSH. not kate SHAVE. something to think about..............
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call me a guy who just caught a fish that's too small and abides by the local fishing regulations on minimum size limit
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cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and
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Pouring water on my butt
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man of the house (lesbian daughter)
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