#lmao she’s just stealing Scott’s girlfriends
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I kinda want to know how Cody and James would survive in Beacon Hills tbh…
teen wolf canon is but a vague suggestion to me so this is based purely on vibes and the details I happen to remember from the show. Which is very little I was convinced Chris was named Craig for 5 years
this also got very long so under the cut
since Cody and James have kind of the right age gap for it, Cody would have been in school with Derek, and James would be in school with Scott, Stiles, Lydia etc.
right away I can say the Skipton family would be hungers. They have that vibe, and I can see them working pretty frequently with the Argents.
Unfortunately for them Cody absolutely befriended Derek in high school and never looked back. She’s not an idiot and her parents taught her well so she pieced together that he was a werewolf pretty quickly. When Kate burns down the Hale house, Cody leaves with Derek cause she kind of- hates her family and all hunters after that and she- trusts Derek.
James does not take her sister basically running away from home very well and her parents decide it’s best for all of them if they move out of Beacon Hills, but like the argents they move back in season one.
season one is kinda boring for them, just a lot of Cody arguing with Derek and absolutely adoring Scott. And wanting to throw hands with a fifteen year old stiles every chance she gets. And James struggling with- her sister being back, and also hey what the hell her family are werewolf hunters?
In season two, during Derek’s quest to start a pack Cody- maybe kind of stupidly- agreed to let him turn her, cause she’s a good pal like that. And she ends up being this very weird- aunt/authority figure for the others cause she speaks Derek and is able to help them whenever he’s being Broody™️
while she’s dealing with that- James is having a real bonding moment with Allison over their family history and all of those struggles. Tbh the more I think about this the more I can see them really working as a couple-
ngl the rest of the show is an absolute blur after this except for Theo and the dread doctors which I can’t see other of them getting too seriously involved in-
Other miscellaneous thoughts:
Cody works at the vet with Scott and Deaton! Cody Skipton weird coworker supremacy.
James and Isaac are mortal enemies but also besties. Nobody can explain it.
#The Backstory is Very Clear to me#the show not so much#Derek and Cody bestie supremacy though#James is doing real bad in season two#and then Allison dies so even Worse#Can also low key see her with Kira tho-#lmao she’s just stealing Scott’s girlfriends#ask: Cody#Cody skipton#tysm for asking!!#I enjoy this AU so much actually#ask: james#james skipton#fic: badlands#answer#luucypevensie
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Eyes
Scott Summers x fem!reader
Word Count: 1.4k
Warnings: scott worries briefly about hurting you
Author’s Note: throwback to my lovely from literally like 12 years ago when i first watched these lmao. He’s so handsome and I love him very much
Summary: Mindless fluff at the school
Genre: fluff
I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director/creator
(not my gif) (the og floppy hair loverboy)
You had made a habit out of stealing Scott’s bikes when he wasn’t looking. Imagine your surprise when you went to steal it and found it already stolen. You looked around the large open air garage, twirling on the heels of your feet to find the bike that you were sure you brought back.
It had been a couple of days since you managed to smuggle it away without Scott noticing. You brought it back. Yeah. How would you get back if you hadn’t? Which meant someone else had taken it.
“Scott?” you muttered aloud. Did he take it? He must have gotten duplicate keys or something since you had the only pair. You looked down at the keys in your hand and turned on the tips of your toes to walk back into the school. You opened up the door and Scott was leaning there against the door frame.
“Where were you off to?” he asked, arms crossed. He looked down at you. You could feel his gaze behind his glasses. You cleared your throat, teetering back and forth on your feet.
“I was just looking at the garage. As one often does.”
“Yes, it's part of my daily routine as well.” He looked down at the keys you were holding in the palm of your hand. You clenched them, smiling awkwardly. “Whatcha got there?”
“Keys. To my car.”
“Oh you got a car?”
“Yeah, Charles got me one. It was for my stellar teaching. He didn't want me to tell you because you’re under average,” you said, nodding solemnly. Scoot scoffed and held out his hand. You rolled your eyes, defeated. You put the keys in the palm of his hand. “Where’d you even put the bike anyway?”
“I told one of the kids with super strength to move it behind the bushes out front in the garden.”
“Drats. I hate teaching superpowered children.”
“You love it. You would hate to teach normal kids.”
“You’re right. I hate you Summers.” He rolled his eyes and moved aside so that you could walk inside. “I’m gonna steal one of the cars next time. What’dya think about that?”
“I think you’re pressing the limits of this relationship.” You smiled pleasantly.
“I love when you say we have a relationship.”
“We do. You’re my girlfriend.”
“I remember. I just like to be reminded every once in a while,” you humed as you walked inside.
“Where were you off to anyway?” he questioned, following behind you. You glanced back at him listlessly.
“I wanted to get some fresh air. Feel the wind in my hair.”
“The bugs on your face.”
“I’m so sick of you Summers. I think instead of dating you I’ll date someone else. Is Storm free this afternoon? I would love to chat with her.”
“You know I think she’s cooler than me,” he muttered, annoyed. You pat his back, dragging your hands down to his hand to hold it. You brought it up to your lips and kissed the back of his hand. You looked up at him wistfully.
“You’re the coolest Scotty,” you told him and you meant it. He flushed red, facing away from you so that you couldn’t see.
“You’re just saying that.”
“Scott Summers you have fancy cars and motorcycles. You can shoot stuff from your eyes! You’re an immaculate kisser! So many things going for you!”
“Maybe you’re right.”
“I know I am. How dare you assume I’m not. I’m always right.” He went back to being slightly annoyed with you but held your hand tighter regardless.
“Scott, Y/N I was looking for the two of you. I should have known you would be together,” Charles said, rolling up around the corner to you.
“I was about to go for a joyride but was successfully blocked by Scott,” you explained.
“And we’re glad for it because I need the both of you. Storm and I will be gone tonight to personally escort a new student. Jean and Logan are out as well so I would appreciate the two of you watching the children,” Charles explained.
“Of course,” Scott said evenly.
“We can have a nice night in,” you suggested.
“Like every night?” Scott questioned. Charles chuckled, shaking his head.
“Sometimes I’m convinced you don’t even like each other,” he commented, rolling down the hallway. “Thank you regardless!” You laughed lightly.
“We like each other,” Scott said out loud like he was trying to convince himself.
“We do. I’ll see you for ice cream in the kitchen tonight?”
“It’s a date.”
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The kids mostly went to bed around 10 at night. You could feel some of them were still awake in their respective dorms. The older ones were flipping through magazines. The younger ones giggled with their friends. It was a quiet night in. You always preferred these to the parties or the get-togethers that you would have when you were their age.
You sat on the island counter, taking bites out of the ice cream you and Scott were sharing.
“I wish we could ask Mystique. I feel like she’d be a cool chick to have around,” you said, sucking on the spoon for a moment.
“Yeah until she turned into your girlfriend and started sleeping with you,” he grumbled.
“Why does that sound so personal?”
“It isn’t but I imagine she’s done it before.” You giggled, shaking your head.
“It sounds like something she would do. I mean I don’t know her personally but I feel like that’s her vibe.” You put the spoon into the carton. “Close your eyes.”
“Wh-” he started and you took off his glasses. He shut them harshly before anything could leak out. He learned to close his eyes when people asked, even if he was questioning them why. You put the glasses on.
“Wow you’re blind!”
“They’re protective for a reason,” he said, shaking his head. You looked at him and smiled gently.
“I never get to see your whole face.” You cupped his cheeks.
“You’re tempting fate right now sweetheart,” he said carefully.
“If you kill me, so be it. It’s the way I wanna go.” He shook his head but he was smiling, as much as he could with the scrunched up face. He looked cute like this. You gently put your hand over his eyes. You never touched his part of him. He shivered at the contact on his eyelids.
“Please…” he whispered.
“It’s okay. You’re not gonna hurt me,” you whispered. You leaned forward slowly, careful not to make any sudden movements. You kissed his face, just above his left eye. Then the right. “Pretty boy,” you teased.
“Alright,” he said, chuckling.
“Scott? Y/N?” You turned around and met the eyes of Rogue who rubbed her eyes. “What are you guys doing down here?”
“Eating ice cream,” he said, eyes shut tighter if that was even possible.
“Playing teenagers,” you joked. You put the glasses carefully back onto his face. “You can open them again hon.” He let out a sigh of relief. “You need something?”
“Just water. Everyones mostly out like a light.”
“Good,” Scott said. “The Professor and Storm will be back in the morning before classes.”
“Sounds good,” she said, opening up the cupboard for a glass. She poured herself a glass of water quickly. “Well..don’t have too much fun you two,” she joked.
“Goodnight Rogue,” Scott said, eating a bite of ice cream.
“Night Rogue.”
You turned back to him.
“I like your eyes.”
“You can’t even see them,” he said and shook his head, giggling. You shrugged.
“I used my imagination. I like them.”
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Which Avenger
I was tagged by @sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge
Oh my, oh my oh my oh my. ~cracks knuckles~ Lets do this!
Which Avenger would you recruit to help you plan your birthday party?
Clint. He’s the defacto strategist, lowkey crazy, grew up in a circus and would throw the wildest fucking party ever. Who needs a venue? He owns a building let’s have a roof party. Booze? He has his ways. Everyone ever would be there, someone would definitely almost die and/or get arrested. Clint would probably end the night in tears cause he’s a sappy drunk lmao.
Which Avenger would you switch suits with for a day?
Tony. I mean he ends up making suits for literally everyone anyways. Poor ptsd boi, and that includes people like Cap and Nat who refuse to ever wear them even though they are shiny and he made them with love and anxiety. Also the Ironman armor is OP as fuuuuck
Which Avenger would you want to train with?
Natasha is actually a horrible teacher, her own instruction was highkey abusive as fuck and learning from her would be horrible. Steve maybe but then again he’s not that good at teaching, he relies mostly on his superior physique and cognitive abilities. Tony and Clint would be the best at teaching honestly, Tony would stress about it a lot but he also cares a lot and Clint is just naturally good at it. If I could choose from part-time avengers then definitely Logan. I mean he randomly adopts young women and teaches them to be badass all the time (Laura, Jubilee, Kitty, Yukio etc.) so it’s not like it would be new to him. And he’s surprisingly very good at teaching.
Which Avenger would you call if you are in trouble?
Natasha, there’d be no questions asked. No guilting afterwords for whatever it was. Clint would mock me for my pain too much, Tony would go all overprotective Irondad on me, Steve would exude so much American Disapproval I’d probably just shoot myself to get away from it. Bruce is never to be called ever for anything other than a hug. Pepper maybe but also she’s very busy and needs a nap. Sam maybe but depending on how in trouble I am he might not be able to help. Sam with Scott and Hope. Thor would cause too much of a mess. Loki would just get me into more trouble. T’Challa is too busy for my shit and would just say no. Shuri would laugh at me, Okoye would be sooo done with all of it. Wanda maybe yeah but she’s not very covert and would end up causing some kind of scandal. Pietro would get me out of trouble and then promptly get me into even more trouble. Vision would try his best but who knows how that would end. Bucky would hurt people very badly and it would be a very bloody ordeal full of screaming and trauma, but hey, he’s trying. Janet honestly, if we’re talking OG Avengers would be a good person to call if Nat isn’t available, she’s great in a crisis, can talk her way out of everything and is also brilliant.
Natasha is honestly the only one who would ask no questions, make no mess and take care of everything no matter what.
You got arrested, which Avenger are you with?
Probably Clint or Pietro. Most likely Clint cause Pietro would just leave me to take the heat, Loki would never get caught in the first place, Tony doesn’t get arrested. He’s Tony. But Clint? Yeah. Or Scott, tbh. Although in the first it would be Clint’s fault totally, in the second only like 50 percent Scott’s fault.
Basketball: which Avenger do you pick first for your team?
Not Thor, he doesn’t get the game very well and there would definitely be lightning involved. Steve doesn’t get basketball, Bucky would refuse to play, sam with Nat...hmmm. Sam probably. He’s normal enough to get it, athletic enough to be good at it and friendly enough to have fun. Everyone else honestly would be a hot mess. Peter maybe? Sam or Peter.
You are trying to make your ex jealous, which Avenger do you pretend to date?
Carol. She’s hot, she’s buff, she can bench press a buss. Definitely Carol, also she’d be down to fuck with some dudes. Also just dtf honestly, she’s cool like that. Can I just date Carol?
You are out for a good time, which Avenger is your wingman/woman?
Nat is a horrible matchmaker, so choosing her as a wingwoman comes with a lot of risks. She’ll get very invested and weirdly competitive about the whole thing. Clint would be very eager but generally kind of shit at it. Tony is too distracting to be anyone’s wingman. Rhodey honestly would be perfect. I choose Rhodey.
You woke up with a hangover, which Avenger were you drinking with?
Tony, it would be a night full of bad decisions of badness and Rhodey and Pepper would scold us thoroughly. Mostly Tony, he’s a very bad influence.
You are on a road trip, which Avenger do you ride with?
Mmmm, I don’t know. Tony would have great taste in music but no patience at all and would eventually drive me crazy. Natasha would insist on silence and/or weird russian music. Clint would be a good road trip buddy, great conversation, good snacks. Peter too, also Sam because you need a responsible adult. Thor doesn’t understand what you mean by ‘roadtrip’ why not just fly? Steve would suck honestly, like a roadtrip with your overly responsible dad. Wade would be fun, but also very dangerous, we might end up dead. Scott would be a good road trip buddy, Quill as well I mean he’s got some pretty great music.
Idk if I could just pick one. But honestly I’d go on a roadtrip with Clint and Quill and then drag Sam along kicking and screaming because we need a grown up to make sure we don’t die.
You slept with one of the Avengers, which one do you wake up next to you?
Carol. Mmm, definitely Carol. Or Doctor Strange. I feel like he’d be a good time.
Your favorite band is having a concert, which Avenger goes with you?
Scott, he’s a good concert buddy, he’s got that fun dad energy and would definitely rock out with you to whatever, he’s just happy to be there.
You are shopping, which Avenger do you trust to help you pick your outfits?
Pepper, she’s got impeccable fashion sense perfectly suited to the person. Tony would insist I dress like he wanted me to dress and everyone else is kind of a disaster fashion-wise. Like Comic-Wanda is very red-hippie-cleavage and it works for her but she doesn’t relate well enough to others to be able to give advice of any kind.
Your parents want to meet one of your new friends, which Avenger do you take to meet them?
Peter, a hundred percent. He is the Goodest Boi (tm), and everyone would immediately fall in love with him. It is science. Lowkey though I’d want to bring Natasha or Carol just to scandalize some people. Like hello yes here is my Murder Girlfriend, she does bite so watch your hands.
You get injured on a mission, which Avenger do you trust to be in charge of your care?
Bruce. He’s good at this sort of thing, and it doesn’t involve hulking or smashing so he’d be down to babysit the injured person. Also he’s super chill to hang with so bonus.
Your room is a mess, which Avenger do you pick to be your Butler and clean your room?
Mm, not Tony he’s not clean. Pepper would do it but I would feel bad. Bruce no, Clint definite no, Natasha would probably stab me for asking. Sam would guilt me into cleaning it myself. One doesn’t ask such things of Bucky honestly. Vision would try but I don’t think it would go well unless you like all your stuff put in weird places. Same with Wanda, Pietro would just fuck with you. Honestly Steve. Cause I could definitely trick him into doing it, would feel absolutely no guilt whatsoever and if he got upset I could just say it’s his fault for being gullible.
You want to play a prank on the team but need help, which Avenger do you pick to help you prank the rest of the team?
Clint or Peter. Or Clint and Peter.
Time to buy Christmas presents, which Avenger is the easiest to buy for?
Tony is terrible to buy for until you realize all you have to do is draw him a heartfelt picture and he’ll cry. Pepper is a nightmare to shop for. Natasha as well. Bruce wants infinite comfort items. Fuck Steve. Anything you get Bucky will be received with lowkey tears. T’Challa, don’t even try honestly. Get Peter something funny and spider themed and you’re good. Sam eh, no matter what he’d be polite about it. Thor would honestly be the easiest. I could get that guy socks and he’d be so fucking touched, wear them everywhere and brag to all the other avengers about his cool poptart socks.
You are going on a mission but only one other person can go, which Avenger are you taking with you?
It would depend on the mission. Anything politically tricky that would require tact and know-how I’d take either Natasha or Tony. Tony if it was well publicized because he has the most experience with the media and Natasha if it was more covert because she has the most experience dealing with murky politics of that sort. Anything to do with stealing I’d take Janet, Hope or Scott. Probably just Scott. Not Bruce, he only goes in when things get destroyed and he doesn’t need help in that arena. Steve if it was something fairly straight forward but that needed good press. Bucky if I need help murdering someone. Anything to do with magic I’d bring Strange, not Wanda cause those things end badly since they usually involve Doom or Sinister who always end up fucking with her head which ends in reality warping shenanigans. T’Challa if it was something to do with either Atlantis (cause he’s salty) or Wakanda. Clint if I need a strategist, Thor if it’s cosmicy, Pietro if I absolutely had to but honestly he doesn’t work well with anyone other than his sister. Getting into part-time avengers Logan if it’s a problem I can’t or won’t handle I can just toss him at it and he’ll sort it out. Same with Deadpool tbh. Carol if it had to do with Space politics (Thor’s a terrible politician, ask Loki). Loki if it had to do with big magics (honestly I’d go to him first in the case of magic, he has more free time than Doctor Strange and he’s definitely more powerful good god he’s fucking ancient jesus).
Honestly the most consistently useful one is Spiderman. Peter would be covert, could manage to maneuver political minefields, could get good press (not including the daily bugle fuck those guys), is super OP and would be great company.
I’m not gonna tag anyone else but I had fun with this.
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The blind item is ridiculous, but lmao at the comment mentioning his "ugly girlfriend, who looked like Anthony Wiener in a dress"!
More Anons:
“The only thing I think looks ‘different’ about his face is when he has a beard I always think his face looks a bit more fuller. Definitely doesn’t look like he’s had work done. I remember years ago he’d been to a dermatologist and the gossip rags screamed Botox, but once again his face didn’t look any different - I think it was around the time he started to laser the Chinese symbol off his arm so that may have been the real reason for the visit.”
“That blind is pure garbage!!!!!!”
“If Jenny submitted it there would be fantastical sex den with her being the little innocent kitten he’s ready to pounce. Omg. Barf. But anyway it would be all about how perfect she is. And how bad he is. Recall she 100% of the time tried to steal his thunder and rain on his parade. Get out your troll spray and pray everyone.”
“That blind? I'm sorry but no. Nope. No. Wtf?!? If you're going to come up with a blind then at least make it somewhat believable.... And less lame. J*nny, you must try harder! 😄 In all seriousness that's just sloppy writing. Have to you saying this did make me laugh with this: "His face has everything in the same place where he left it." It made me think of Chris as Mr Potato Head (no insult he'd be a cute one!) and leaving his facial features lying around.”
“You can tell this people don't follow him, because we know his face has being changing lately. If he had any botox he'll probably look younger, he looks amazing, but not younger. I think that if he ever did anything to himself it would be to get some hairline fillers instead of botox 🤷♀️ i I don't feel it's a big deal anyway. As long as he's respectful with those around him I don't really care what he does. IMO his a big boy”
“If the botox thing was true, he'd have those forehead wrinkles filled.”
“If he did get Botox I’d hope he got his money back 😂 He has the same lines he’s had (which is fine because he’s in his late 30’s and that’s normal!) And the Scott thing is so disrespectful! He apparently went to rehab and got better (looks healthy as a horse!) I don’t get the point of that blind item at all!”
“I think what looks different in his face is that his hairline is slightly more noticeable, he’s more pale than normal, and he looks more well rested for once (those eye bags aren’t as bad). The guy looks good for his age. Idk why that blind was made lol”
“Right when we were celebrating no longer having blinds.. LOL at Chris getting botox while still having full range of motion of his face.. if so he got bamboozled out of a couple hundred bucks you better ask for your money back Chris 😂 “
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I think we’re all in agreement here: the blind is stupid, wrong, and garbage.
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haha jokes on you you ARE getting questions the first half for scott and willa and the second half for max and fangs do it coward
fine! maybe i will!!!!!! under the cut because this got long oops
(ps: ty ilysm even though i’ve been called out for being a coward)
1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?
Willa rocks it, like the little shit she is and Scott tries to act v tough at first but is actually terrified at the prospect of the whole ride breaking and he really doesn’t want to be the person who died because his girlfriend decided to be a dumbass.
2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?
I wanna say Willa again, but Scott is very lowkey about it and is the one who drags her into the most obscure places to have sex lol
3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?
Scott loves how intimate baths can be and Willa just thinks baths in general are gross, but she does it because it makes him happy. Willa is also the one who tries to make it sexy time because she also might as well get something out of it if he’s forcing her into sitting in her own dirty water
4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?
Willa walks around naked, Scott blushes a little and tells her to get clothes on. Somehow, he always ends up without clothes on in this scenario
5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?
Scott, but at some point she’ll drag him back into bed because she gets cold and misses her mini radiator
6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?
Scott takes photos of Willa that she almost rage deletes every time she sees them (she’s not a very graceful sleeper)
7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?
Scott said “I love you” first and was really upset when she didn’t say it back right away, but he never gives up on her for it because she knows she’s not good at articulating her emotions or even comprehending them. When she finally does say it, she never wants to stop, so she’s the one who ends their arguments with “because I love you.”
8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?
Willa wears Scott’s sweatshirts, but there’s totally this one flannel Willa has that Scott will steal every so often because it’s the comfiest thing he’s ever worn
9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?
Scott gets very enthusiastic about his cool dreams and Willa will half-listen to them and think that the conversation they had was a fever dream when she gets up in the morning. Scott also has the most nightmares, but it’d be an even worse nightmare if Willa decided to sing him to sleep. So she’ll usually just sit there with his head in her lap and rub his back until he falls back asleep.
10) Who is more likely to cheat?
Willa is kind of flighty, so I think she’d be the most likely. Honestly, though, they’re both so in love with each other, I think something extreme would have to happen for her to even consider doing that!
11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?
Willa makes fun of him, Scott reminds her they’ve been dating for a while
12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?
Scott because Willa made some snarky comment and she really deserved that face full of flour
13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?
Willa initiates, and Scott is better by a long shot lol
14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?
Willa starts hand holding, Scott grabs her butt at the most inappropriate times, Scott slids his arm around her waist, and Willa puts her fingers in his belt loops to pull him behind her or into her
15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?
I don’t think either of them would do that, I just don’t see them as people who write on their body unless it’s to remember a meeting time/get a phone number and they don’t have their phone handy!
16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?
Fangs has a whole different side to him that comes out when he’s drunk and Max thinks it’s hilarious and also hot af lol and Max is the louder one
17) Who is more protective?
Fangs, for sure!
18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?
Max! She’s very tentative to say I love you and definitely didn’t want to be the first to say it, so she always does it when he’s sleeping (although there’s one time that he isn’t actually asleep)
19) Who drives and who has the window seat?
Max doesn’t have her driver’s license, so Fangs drives her everywhere and she’s just chillin’ looking out the window
20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?
Max falls asleep in Fangs’ lap and he’ll carry her to bed
21) Who cuts the others hair?
Max cuts Fangs’ hair! She made the mistake of letting Fangs trim the ends of her hair one time while Sweet Pea was over and it just ended very, very badly for her lmao
22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?
They’re both good at sexting👀👀 Fangs will send her encouraging texts throughout the day, but Max will do it, too, when she knows he has a big exam or something else he’s stressed about
23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?
Max thinks she’s not good enough. Fangs is so scared to lose her because there are so many aspects of their relationship that are just so murky. They’re an oxymoron - they just logistically do not work together for so many reasons, but they’re both too stubborn to try and live without the other. Because Fangs is so worried about their relationship, he always thinks he’s messing up, but she’s always there to reassure him that everything is okay.
24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?
Fangs for both of these!
25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?
Fangs will whisper them in her ear when they’re around their friends just to fluster her
26) Who kissed first?
This is weird, but I actually haven’t decided this yet. Like I know when their first kiss is gonna happen and how, but I have no idea who’s going to initiate it, so we’ll see what happens there I guess!
27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?
Fangs orders take out at two in the morning (usually when they’re both coming back from a night at the Wyrm). Max wakes him up to go with her to get a glass of water and they’ll usually end up sitting in the kitchen talking until the sunrise.
28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?
Fangs writes these beautiful poems about her, but never shares them with her. She actually ends up looking through his backpack for some extra paper one day and accidentally stumbles across a few of them and doesn’t stop smiling for two days.
29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?
Fangs does a crazy stunt to impress her because SP insisted that it would impress Max if he did it. Long story short, Max had to learn how to drive that day.
30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?
To preface this, Max is practically blind, but was too stubborn to go to the optometrist. Fangs had enough of her squinting at things one day and takes her and wow! look at that! the world is clear again! After that, she primarily used contacts.However, being the dumbass she is, she forgot to order new ones before she ran out, so she had to wear her glasses for a week. She was so embarrassed about it, but Fangs thought she was so cute and kept reassuring her about them.
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What is date night like for Harley and some of her bfs & gfs?
joker:
dc says that date night with joker always involves killing people and i am here to tell you that’s FAKE. date night with joker only SOMETIMES involves killing people. other things include:
getting super dolled up and going out to a fancy restaurant (the iceberg is a good one because oswald always treats his guests right and he knows the kind of stuff clowns like... of course, this hinges on oswald not wanting to throttle them both at the time)
going on a shopping spree (they may or may not pay for anything with money that may or may not be theirs)
going to amusement mile!!!!!
honestly they’ll do just about any typical date thing as long as they can get through the date without everyone making a big scene and ruining their fun because they’re “certified nutjobs” or “wanted criminals” or “oh god it’s the joker run before he kills us all”
ivy:
she likes to take ivy to natural history museums and botanical gardens and stuff because, while plants may not be harley’s jam, they are certainly her girlfriend’s jam, and watching ivy get totally engrossed in plant stuff is something harley will never get tired of
harley and ivy will also go to fancy restaurants, have spa dates, go to the movies, etc., but ivy prefers to do stuff that doesn’t involve being around a lot of people
breaking into a museum and stealing a priceless artifact? of course
they go to pet stores/animal shelters and give cuddles to all the cuddly animals and while this is a totally self-serving act they also are socializing the animals so the people in charge like, can’t technically get mad at them for it, so between that and being notorious supercriminals they pretty much get off scott free (and maybe with a new kitten!)
black mask:
fancy dinners but probably at his penthouse or mansion or whatever idk where roman lives other than the steel mill
fancy parties for rich people in gotham (he complains about how much he hates everyone and then they get into secret discussions about gruesome ways he should kill them)
idk he’s black mask he doesn’t strike me as a very date-savvy type of guy lmao
john bishop:
restaurants that were recommended to him or “jessica” but within 5 minutes they realize it’s either awful and cheap or way too fancy and it’s awkward but they make a good effort to be not awkward
walks in the park where bishop probably points out all the sketchy people so he doesn’t have to deal with Feelings(TM) and she’s like “has anyone told you that you have serious problems dealing with Feelings(TM)”
she keeps vague tabs on him via the gcpd and if he gets beat up she’ll stop by his apartment like hey i brought you some beer want to get drunk while i put ice packs on you
do his court-mandated therapy sessions count as a date for the purposes of this discussion? yes. yes they do
harley going out and doing some supervillain nonsense, bishop almost arresting her, harley almost letting him
harley as a supervillain being very flirtatious, even more flirtatious than usual, super jumbo extra deluxe flirtatious, bishop getting a migraine because of it
idk what happens after she turns herself in to arkham and he probably finds out that he was dating harley quinn the whole time but that’s a whole big can of worms in and of itself so let’s not go there
norman:
doesn’t do dates very well because he’s a homebody and also a serial murderer who is constantly anxious about getting found out (smh)
that said there are probably a lot of rinkydink county fairs/town festivals/etc. that go on nearby so she drags him out to those and they win stuffed animals for each other and share milkshakes and it’s cute as fuck
drive-in movies
*cecil baldwin vc* going to the diner and ordering a slice of pie!
going on walks around all the random undeveloped fields along the old highway and probably saying gross shit like “dang it’s beautiful here, if i ever get killed by a creepy truck driver this is where i’d want him to leave my body” “i’ll keep that in mind”
murder
cleaning up said murder
being questioned by the police and denying any involvement in said murder
having total psychotic breakdowns and trying to kill each other
ana:
they’re not technically gfs yet but listen. liSTEN
she’s not above plagiarizing catwoman’s deal and stealing random stuff just so the silver lining chases her across the city and then when she finally catches up they can say a lot of double entendres and maybe make weird mask-wearing love on a rooftop where neighbors can probably see them
strength contests w/ arm-wrestling and carnival games
“hey babe what’s up i brought nail polish and face masks” “harley you can’t keep breaking into my house like this”
#long post#headcanon.#THIS WAS SUCH A CUTE QUESTION THANK U FOR SENDING IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#anonymous#answered.
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