(I don't like using y/n so [name] it is)
Six , whispering to Mono, who’s on the phone with [name] : Ask them something!
Mono: How are you feeling?
[name] : great.
Six : Something personal!
Mono: At what age did you first get your period?
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[name] : In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Mono: Wasn't Six with you?
Six: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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[name] : Mono, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Mono: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
[name] : Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Six.
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Noone: What does ‘take out’ mean?
Runaway Kid: Food!
Raincoat Girl: Dating!
Mono: Murder.
Six: Can be all three if you’re not a coward
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Low: Mono, the people want to know, what is your opinion on Six?
Six: 😑
Mono: Fren
Low: Anything else? Anythiiiiing, I dunno, unsettling
Six: *dark aura*
Mono: Fren
RK: SHE LITERALLY ATE ME!!!
Low: Anything else?
Mono: mmmmm, Fren
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The cursed tv
Mono:dude check out this new tv I just got
six:dude that’s bad luck
Mono:chill out bro-
thinman:*coming out of the tv*WHO SUMMONED ME
six and mono:AHHH-
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Nightmare: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Dust: Make his dick hard not his life.
Error: Break her bed not her heart.
Killer: Play with her boobs not her feelings.
Cross: Get on his dick not his nerves.
Horror: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
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Wei Wuxian: Chillax!
Jiang Cheng: That's not a word!
Wei Wuxian: Sometimes those who deny chillax are the ones who need to chillax the most.
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mono: what’s worse than being betrayed by a friend?
RK: stepping on a nome by accident and not being able to explain that you’re sorry
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cyno: what do you think alhaitham is so pretty for
tighnari: aww cyno do you have a crush—
cyno: personally i think it’s a distraction tactic. he knows i find him pretty he HAS to. he’s trying to skew our arguments in his favor.
tighnari: uh yeah i don’t think—
cyno: have you noticed how pale and sickly he’s looked lately?? that’s on purpose too. he’s making himself look ill so i’ll want to stop debating to lovingly take care of him, the crafty bastard
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Six: you ever get so tired you start seeing nomes?
Mono: me when I take 17 benadryl and start seeing the thin man
Six: the what?
Mono: oh is this not a safe space suddenly?
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*Wylan waking up,Breathing heavily*
Jesper: Wylan are you ok?
Wylan: Yeah just had a nightmare where i was something horrible
Jesper: What were you ?
Wylan: A heterosexual
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Cashier: Aww. What a cute little one you are!
Child!Nightmare: I wan you to tie!
Cashier: You want me to tie your shoes?
Dream: He means he wants you to die
Cashier:
Cashier: oh
Child!Nightmare: *cute childish giggles*
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