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barbielore · 5 months
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I get really into, conceptually, Barbies that are tie-ins for things that I did not know needed a Barbie tie-in. Sometimes this sends me down a rabbithole. For example, I have a good giggle at Kraft Barbie from 1992.
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The 90s were a time when it was normal for a Barbie to be themed around easy mac and cheese.
I mentally associate Little Debbie Barbie and Kool-Aid Barbie with Kraft Barbie, but it is important to note that there are a surprisingly large range of Little Debbie and Kool-Aid Barbies, not just one or two.
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Little Debbie isn't a brand we have here, but I am assured that all of these Barbies are different spins on the logo.
Specifically worthy of note is this 40th Anniversary edition Little Debbie Barbie.
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The various Kool-Aid Barbies look positively unbearably 90s, but in a variety of different ways.
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I refuse to actually look up if these ones were from the 90s. The 90s aesthetic is so strong I just can't imagine they came from any other era.
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The Kool-Aid tie-ins, for the record, also had a playset which was a Kool-Aid stand, and that's pretty cool.
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The wheel of the cart has hearts on it! Is that not adorable!
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tropicalvibezed · 1 year
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omgthatdress · 9 months
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To get into the first looks that were made for Barbie, we need to understand the beauty and fashion of 1959.
1950s fashion existed under that shadow of World War II. Women of the war era were hardy, hard-working, and practical. Fashion was also extremely practical, using as little rationed material as possible. The silhouette was boxy, masculine and almost military, with big broad shoulders and knee-length skirts. Rationing and austerity continued in the years immediately following the war, but then in 1947, something miraculous happened:
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(The Metropolitan Museum of Art)
Christian Dior created “The New Look.” Now okay, fashion in general had been leaning into this new silhouette and Dior was far from the only designer to be working with it, but his was the most copied and most iconic.
“The New Look” was a call back to the sumptuous femininity of the mid-Victorian era, bringing back tiny waists held in place by impossibly tight corsets and big, full skirts with crinolines and hoops. 
The silhouette was a return to classic femininity, but the materials garments themselves were pure modernity: a practical ensemble for a wealthy woman-on-the-go who was lunching with her friends in Paris.
Looking back at Barbie’s 1959 looks, Christian Dior’s fingerprints are all over them, but I see plenty of other designers in the mix, as well. It’s actually very easy to find near-matches of almost all of Barbie’s 1959 looks with a cover of Vogue from the 1950s. Barbie from the get-go was an idealized woman who existed in a world that was separate from the middle-class American suburbs that the little girls who played with her lived in.
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Looking at classic first-run Barbie, there’s honestly not a whole lot to say about the bathing suit look. I mean, yeah, that’s what fashionable women wore to the beach in the 1950s. Her buxom curvy body fit the idealized standards epitomized by Marilyn Monroe.
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Her face has the heavy makeup that was worn by French fashion models of the time.
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Arched, heavily-styled brows, eyeshadow, slightly winged eyeliner, mascara, and of course perfect red lips with matching mani and pedi. One of my pet peeves about vintage style is when people wear winged eyeliner as “50s housewife glam.” NO. Your average middle class American Mrs. Homemaker was not wearing that kind of makeup. Winged eyeliner in the 50s only had a small wing that accentuated the eyelashes, and was generally only worn by the high-fashion crowd. Maybe on a special extra glamorous date with Mr. Husband, but not to a church potluck. Anyway, end of rant, but you see that’s what Barbie is trying to emulate.
Her hair, however is different: the poodle hairstyle was one favored by teenage girls. Seen here on the squeaky-clean America’s sweetheart, Debbie Reynolds:
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The playful, youthful hair pulls her back and keeps her from being *too* grown-up. It’s the first step in the balancing act that Barbie has always pulled off with aplomb: to represent adulthood without being too far out of reach of children’s imaginations.
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the-ballerina-battle · 7 months
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And now, from a total of 519 submissions...
Our Competitors!
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The Ballerina Battle will begin on Tuesday, October 10. Polls will go live at 12:00 PM.
Matches:
Part One (Tuesday, October 9)
Angelina Mouseling (Angelina Ballerina) vs. Natasha Romanoff (Marvel Comics)
Gwen Stacy (Spider-Verse) vs. Fakir (Princess Tutu)
Ballora (Five Nights at Freddy’s: Sister Location) vs. Strawberry Shortcake (Strawberry Shortcake)
Barbie (Barbie) vs. Clara (Barbie in the Nutcracker)
Ahiru Arima (Princess Tutu) vs. Haruno Haruka (Go! Princess Pretty Cure)
Cassandra Cain (DC Comics) vs. Amélie Lacroix/Widowmaker (Overwatch)
Pearl (Steven Universe) vs. Victoria Page (The Red Shoes) 
Billy Elliot (Billy Elliot) vs. Medic (Kamen Rider Drive)
Bon Clay (One Piece) vs. William Longtail (Angelina Ballerina)
Nikolina Pavlova (The Great Ace Attorney) vs. Minako Okukawa (Yuri! On Ice)
Rue Kuroha (Princess Tutu) vs. Margo, Edith, and Agnes Gru (Despicable Me)
Duchess Swan (Ever After High) vs. Hilary Van Doren (Fame 1980)
Nina Sayers (Black Swan)vs. Rapunzel (Tangled)
Anteaterina (Princess Tutu) vs. Genevive (Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses)
Roza Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) vs. Christine Daaé (The Phantom of The Opera)
Yuri Katsuki (Yuri! On Ice) vs. Yuri Plisetsky (Yuri! On Ice)
Part Two (Thursday, October 11)
Minto Aizawa (Tokyo Mew Mew) vs. Suzy Bannion (Suspiria 1977) 
Izumi Sena (Ensemble Stars) vs. Madoka Kaname (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) 
Eli Ayase (Love! Live!) vs. Mytho (Princess Tutu) 
Odette (Barbie in Swan Lake) vs. Kristyn (Barbie and the Pink Shoes)
Dee Dee (Dexter’s Laboratory) vs. June (Little Einsteins)
Meg Giry (The Phantom of the Opera)  vs. Center Stage cast (Center Stage)
Alice Nimbletoes (Angelina Ballerina) vs. Shirayuki Hime (Happiness Charge Precure)
Jessi Ramsey (The Babysitter’s Club) vs. Debbie Jellinsky (The Addams Family)
Sara Johnson (Save the Last Dance) vs. Mr Mistoffelees (Cats)
Grace Monroe (Infinity Train) vs. Find Me in Paris Cast (Find Me in Paris)
Félicie (Ballerina/Leap) vs. Shim Deok-chul (Navillera)
Victoria (Cats) vs. Tandy Bowen (Marvel’s Cloak and Dagger)
Minami Kaido (Go! Princess Pretty Cure) vs. Téa Gardner (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Catherine Dollanganger (Flowers in the Attic) vs. Adelaide Wilson (Us 2019)
Annie Edison (Community) vs. Ruou Mori (Dance Dance Danseur) 
Rachel Berry (Glee) vs. Balletusa and Primausa (Sanrio)
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xxdjsunsetxdxx-blog · 8 months
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Random Ships I Like In No Particular Order:
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* Loubbie- Lou Miller x Debbie Ocean- Ocean’s 8
* Sabina x Elena- Charlie’s Angels (2019)
* Macgyver x Riley- MacGyver (2016)
* Magnum x Higgins- Magnum PI (2018)
* Shoot- Shaw x Root- Person of Interest
* Rizzles- Rizzoli x Isles- Rizzoli & Isles
* Wondercheetah- Wonder Woman x Cheetah- DC
* Camren- Camila x Lauren- Fifth Harmony
* Blackhill- Natasha Romanoff x Maria Hill- Marvel
* Xialing x Katy- Shang-Chi
* Peggy Carter x Dottie Underwood- Agent Carter
* Supercorp- Kara Danvers x Lena Luthor- Supergirl
* Daniela x Carla- In The Heights
* Mira Harberg x Laurie- Irma Vep
* Judy Hale x Jen Harding- Dead To Me
* Florence x Madeleine- Gunpowder Milkshake
* Ronance- Robin Buckley x Nancy Wheeler- Stranger Things
* Eleanor x Drea- Do Revenge
* Harlivy- Harley Quinn x Poison Ivy- DC
* Wenclair- Wednesday Addams x Enid Sinclair- Wednesday
* Meddison- Meredith x Addison- Grey’s Anatomy
* Emily x Stephanie- A Simple Favor
* Mercymaker- Mercy x Widowmaker- Overwatch
* Akko x Diana- Little Witch Academia
* Dovesso- Professor Dovey x Lady Lesso- The School for Good and Evil
* Cassie Lang x Jentorra - Quantumania
* Spideypool- Spider-Man x Deadpool- Marvel
* Superbat- Superman x Batman- DC
* Batman x Catwoman- DC
* Princess Audrey x Wonder Woman- DCAU
* Jon Stewart (Green Lantern) x Hawkgirl (Shayera Hol)- DCAU
* StephCass- Stephanie Brown x Cassandra Cain- DC
* DinahBabs- Black Canary (Dinah Lance) x Oracle (Barbara Gordon)- DC
* DicKory- Nightwing (Dick Grayson) x Starfire (Koriand’r)- DC
* Wondermagic- Wonder Woman x Zatanna- DC
* Daphne x Velma- Scooby-Doo
* Cassie Dewell x Jenny Hoyt- Big Sky
* Choni- Cheryl Blossom x Toni Topaz- Riverdale
* Bechloe- Beca Mitchell x Chloe Beale-Pitch Perfect
* Khalopatra- Kleopatra x Frida Khalo- Clone High
* Talia Burns x Margot Fairmont- First Kill
* Question x Huntress- DCAU
* SuperWonderBat- Superman x Wonder Woman x Batman- DCAU
* Wonderhawk- Wonder Woman x Hawkgirl (Shayera Hol)- DCAU
* Dana Scully x Monica Reyes- X-Files
* Barbara (Barbie) Handler x Gloria- Barbie
* Julethief- Carmen Sandiego x Julia (Jules) Argent- Carmen Sandiego
* Seven Of Nine x Raffi Musiker- Star Trek
* Larissa Weems x Morticia Addams- The Addams Family
* Swanqueen- Emma Swan x Regina Mills- Once Upon A Time
* Alicia Florrick x Kalinda Sharma- The Good Wife
* Danny James x Cable McCrory- Bull
* Kim Possible x Shego- Kim Possible
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talk to me abt them if you want :)
couldn’t fit all the tags lol
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blvckdress · 1 year
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𝘾𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 ?
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Fiona Gallagher x Sister! Gallagher Reader
Fiona hits rock bottom. Everyone seems to be dealing with their own shit until you come along and remind her that you'll always have her back.
You were happy with how your life was at the moment. I mean sure, with community college, your part time receptionist job at some firm where you still have no idea what it is they do - amongst other side hustles - and dealing with countless family bullshit, your life was more than chaotic. But you were making something of yourself, something that you really loved doing and if it meant dealing with all that then so be it.
Debbie has been a huge pain in the ass so far with her raging meticulousness towards finances and overall bossiness. You loved Debbie, you really did, but for the past few weeks you crashed at the place of a 60-year old woman named Barbara in your Spanish class who you became friends with after bonding over the professor's receding hairline. However tonight she had "company" over and you decided you would literally rather be anywhere else.
It was cold and dark out and you just got back from taking an hour test so tonight you were planning to go home, drink a little bit of brandy and maybe have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
As you walked down the familiar street where you witnessed at least three fights and an arrest daily, you noticed Fiona leaning back against the bench looking up at the sky.
"Fiona?"
She looked at you and for a second her eyes lit up.
"Hey (Name)."
You plopped down next to Fiona.
"What're you doing out here?" You ask, leaning your head against her shoulder. She rests her head on yours.
"Debbie changed the locks."
You groan.
"Ugh Debbie! What the hell is up with her?"
"She's got a massive stick up her ass that's what," You both look at each other then laugh.
Looking at her up close you take in her appearance. Her eyes are bloodshot and she looks like she hasn't slept in days.
"Hey Fi...are you doing okay?"
She sighed, closing her eyes as she exhaled a large breath.
"Right now...no."
You shared her sentiment. Ugh damn it, Debbie! You were sure that changing the locks cost more money than what they were all spending on turning on the lamp for five seconds after six o'clock.
"Coffee?"
"Coffee."
Ever since you were in middle school and got the taste of an espresso with a shit ton of milk you liked having mini coffee dates with Fiona. No matter what time or place whenever one of you made coffee it was a sign to just fuck everything.
Fiona lit her cigarette and blew out the smoke. The two of you were leaning against the brick of some random convenience store, cups of coffee in your hands.
"Everything's just so fucked up. No matter what I do it's just -" Fiona caught herself as her voice wavered. You took a sip of your coffee. "It's just so hard. I really thought I had it and then...everything blows over."
You reached over to hold her hand.
"I'm really proud of you kid, y'know that?"
You mouth forms a small smile. "Fiona." She turns towards you.
"The only reason I'm able to do all this is because of you. You took care of all of us your entire life. Don't be so hard on yourself."
You and the rest of your siblings were struggling enough as it is, so you can't imagine what she has had to deal with all these years.
You continued, "I'm sorry that we haven't talked that much. I missed you."
Fiona smiles. "I've missed you too (Name)."
"You should leave this place."
Fiona looks at you and laughs. "What? What do you mean?"
"I'm serious! Once you're back on your feet - which I know you will be - just leave. Do what you wanna do without having to worry about us."
And you mean it. Honestly, you pray to god she listens.
Fiona looks thoughtful, taking a drag of her cigarette before sipping her coffee.
Thirty minutes later you were ready to go to sleep. Shitty coffee, I guess. You supposed Barbie must have had her fun and is already asleep now.
"Alright I'm done, wanna come with?" You ask.
"And go where?" Fiona asked, tossing her cig and coffee in the trash.
"Classmate's crib, she has a pull out." Fiona swung her arm around you and pulled you close.
"Thanks (Name)."
"Anytime Fi."
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Contestants:
Barbie from Mattel
Daisy from Super Mario Bros games
Stella from Winx Club
Daphne from Scooby Doo
Sun from Real Life
Team Rocket from Pokemon
Starfire from Teen Titans
Sophie from Mamma Mia! movies
Lucy Westenra from Dracula
Gerudo ladies from Legend of Zelda games
Merm4id from D4DJ
Misa Amane from Death Note
Blaze from Sonic The Hedgehog games
Wendy from Gravity Falls
Rin Matsuoka from Free!
Summer Holiday from Sims 4
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Olaf from Frozen
Ariel from The Little Mermaid
Candace from Phineas and Ferb
Lisa from Ponyo
Ushio Kofune from Summer Time Rendering
Nani from Lilo and Stitch
Carl Fredricksen from Up
Rikako Muto from Ocean Waves
Lola from Shark Tale
Sharks from Real Life
Sunglasses Emoji from Real Life
Goofy from A Goofy Movie
Redd from Animal Crossing games
Debbie Jelinsky from Addams Family Values
Helen Brand from Glass Onion
Aquamarine from Aquamarine
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formosusiniquis · 1 year
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facts and pearls (both sensitive)
also on AO3 for ease of reading
Personally, Steve thinks it's a little suspicious that the supposedly shut down local child experimentation lab was able to be sanitized and reopened in less than 48 hours. But then nobody has really asked for his opinion on anything other than, 'does he have a pulse' and 'can you carry him back through the gate.' 
But then by the time the conversation about taking Eddie to the suddenly reopened lab turned 'specialized treatment facility' the focus had shifted pretty hard to a comatose Max. Not that Steve has a problem with that, Max is the strongest of them all and he's also very concerned about her sight less eyes, her broken bones, and her sleeping brain, he just thinks some concern could be spared for the guy who got dragged into this mess kicking and screaming and almost died because of it.
Nobody asked his opinion though, and he threw all of his Harrington weight around just to get Eddie admitted. Now that all the adults in the know have miraculously appeared after all the shit has hit the fan everyone -- other than Nancy -- has been relegated back to the kids table where they can be seen and not heard. The adults in the know have focused their attention on Max, and he doesn't think anyone has even called Eddie's uncle to let him know he's alive -- Steve doesn't know much about father figures, so he doesn't know if it's a good or bad thing that Wayne Munson stays in the dark while Eddie is still so touch and go -- so when a man in a white coat tells the folks at Hawkins General that he's an animal attack specialist come to transfer Mr. Munson to a specialized facility no one cares.
No one but Steve, who has no parents to notice he's missing and no one to back him up because of it. No one but Steve, who isn't about to go to the Chief or Mrs. Byers, neither of whom like or even really trust him and he can't say there's a lot of love lost between him and Hopper either. No one but Steve, who doesn't really trust the staff at Hawkins General to not do something to Eddie anyway doesn't really trust them at all; how many times can a boy break his arm climbing a tree, how many times can his mother bump her head on an open kitchen cabinet before you start to ask a few questions? No one but Steve, who damn well isn't going to let him go alone just to get disappeared by a government trying to make the worst of their mistakes go away.
So he leaves a note for Robin and Dustin with the hospital staff, a nurse he remembers from school who he's sure remembers him better, letting her know where he is lest he get disappeared too; and he climbs into the back of an ambulance in a pair of borrowed scrubs with an unconscious but mostly stable Eddie Munson as an agent drives them both away.
That was a week ago, and Steve still isn't sure if he made the right call.
Steve has been going to a court 'recommended' therapist since he was thirteen and got caught pawning off his father's watch and cufflinks, got caught not by the police but by a lawyer friend of his father's who of course called his dad who of course got a judge involved. No one asked why he'd done it, no one asked much of anything before deciding that Steve was troubled but fixable -- and wasn't it so in vogue to go to therapy, the better you know yourself, the better you know others, the better you are at business. So once a month his father's assistant, Debbie then Mary then Barbie then Veronica, dropped him off at an office where he was expected to tell a stranger what was wrong with him. Except obviously not really. He couldn't tell them that he'd pawned the jewelry because the money he'd been left was gone and the cabinets were empty. He couldn't tell them that the last time he'd spoken to his father it'd been a shouting match that had ended in welts and bruising -- his arms stay whole now that sports are an option. And four years later he can't tell them that he needs a nightlight again because he needs to be able to make sure all of his walls stay solid and monsterless.
He shares enough to know that trauma does weird shit to you.
He figures that's why he feels so compelled to make sure Eddie 'the Freak' Munson doesn't wake up in this nightmare of a place alone. A little bit of trauma and a little bit of guilt for letting him end up batfood in the first place. No matter what little looks Robin sends him when she comes by, no matter what little flirtations happened while they were in the middle of an apocalypse event. It's the guilt keeping him here, and a lack of anywhere else to go.
Sure, the guy was attractive but he wasn't Nancy Wheeler he wasn't going to jump into a relationship with the first half attractive guy he went through a traumatic event with. Trauma bonds weren't exactly the stablest of foundations for a relationship, just ask the flaming wreckage of whatever was going on with her relationship with Jonathan. 
He may have trauma bonded with Dustin and Robin, but their relationship grew from it not because of it.
He's here because he has to be.
He still isn't sure if anyone has told Wayne Munson where his child is.
And anyway his house is ten yards from a fault line, the only person to try to get in contact with him was his parents insurance agent -- though he doesn't doubt that his mother tried. So why wouldn't he be here, taking the night shift in a place where he can sleep in a bed and rebandage his sides and his back without worrying about things being sterile.
It is so very clean in this place that wasn't supposed to exist anymore. He won't let the man who put himself between certain death and Steve's little brother wake up in some observation tank.
Sometimes he thinks he can feel Eddie's pulse in his sides and thinks it's better that they're both here anyway. The staff all know him here, let him in when he buzzes, but he knows if something happened if a slug burst through the wounds in his sides like a shitty Alien remake that they would be locked in here. The situation contained. It helps him sleep at night, curled in a hospital bed two feet away from Eddie's steady, comatose breathing.
He hopes Max sleeps as easy.
He hopes she's awake.
He wants to see her, but knows she has a vigil of people at her side. Knows that Joyce Byers and Chief Hopper are there when they can be with Lucas and El. Doesn't know if he can stand the conversation that will result, who let those children go into that fight alone. How could you let this happen.
So he gets his updates from Dustin who gets them from Mike who gets them from El, a long telephone chain that he hopes comes close to accuracy. He would post himself in the hallway between two rooms if he could, but they took Eddie away and nobody asked his opinion on whether it was even a good idea. Just has to trust and wonder if one of them will ever get better, if one of them will ever wake up.
"The doctors told Lucas that talking helps," Dustin tells him one day. It's been nine days since Vecna and everything is still in shambles. Steve and Robin help when and where they can, Robin because she cares and Steve because he has to. Has to put in an appearance. Has to be seen. Has to do something with all this goddamn useless energy because everything has gone to shit and swinging a blunt object won't fix it this time. Has to help someone since all he's done for his friends is let them get hurt.
He can only leave if someone is there. Robin or Dustin or sometimes Mike.
Night shift comes and Dustin is reading out loud from some fantasy tome because the doctors told Lucas that talking helps and they've all run out of their own words to say to an unconscious motormouth who is too fucking still.
Dustin leaves the book. Robin takes him home. Someone has to stay.
Talking helps apparently, and Steve has been blessed with the realization the only reason they haven't buzzed Eddie's head like El's and slapped all the wires they can to it is because someone is always there. The only reason Eddie isn't wearing a crown of wires recording his brain activity, looking for Vecna hidden in the spikes of awareness is because they are watching everything, ready to sound the alarm of government overstep. When Dustin's gone he'll braid it, save it, it's just hair but you don't grow your hair out to your shoulders if you don't care about it being there. When morning comes and Dustin returns, Steve will say the nurses did it and they'll all pretend to believe him.
Dustin leaves the book behind. "Talking helps," he reminds as Steve walks him to the door. He won't step out, won't go any farther from the bed, he doesn't trust the government doctors anymore than he trusts the ones from Hawkins; but he'll walk his little brother to the door, watch him climb into the Buckley's station wagon, make sure they drive away, pretend that they're both still talking about Eddie and not him.
Eddie is still there when he gets back. Still and ringless and pale in the powder blue hospital gown they keep him in so the doctor and nurses can get at whatever piece of bruised, torn, and battered skin they need to in a particular moment. Still and quiet, save for the sound of his heart monitor and his even breathing, a good sign that he's breathing on his own the same good sign they give them every time a day goes by and there are no other changes. Is Max breathing on her own, or is a machine doing it for her? He'll have to ask next time someone comes by.
Steve has never been one to talk just to hear himself. Years alone in his big empty house, he's used to silence. He doesn't talk to Eddie, knowing Eddie isn't going to talk back, they spend most of their time together sleeping when they're alone. But Dustin says talking will help.
"Apparently, I've been screwing you over letting you stew in silence, Munson." That feels wrong, if he's going to talk he should be nicer. "Guess I thought you might like a little peace and quiet whenever Robin and Henderson left, they talk enough for six."
Steve has no problem maneuvering Eddie where he needs him, careful of the stitches on his sides and his neck and his jaw, he has helped the nurses move him around that he doesn't think twice wrapping his arms around Eddie's upper body and shifting him upright so Steve has better access to those dark curls. "I feel like an idiot so I imagine this will be about the time you decide to grace us with your presence, I remember your flair for the dramatic from school." He bought a comb for Dustin, when he realized the stuff he has for his own hair isn't meant for the fluffy curls Dust has. It's in the gym bag that all of his worldly possessions have been fit inside. He doesn't think Eddie will mind sharing. Pulling a chair in as close as possible to the bed he brushes and braids one side, “Henderson left the fantasy shit he was reading you earlier, and honestly Eds,” that’s better, that’s nicer. Nice like Eddie’s hair, soft if a little tangled up and twisted, “honestly if he thinks I’m going to read that shit he’s crazy.”
He sounds mean again, can Eddie tell. Can Eddie even hear him? The abrasive sort of joking he and the kids favor doesn’t really work if you aren’t in on the joke. He’d tried to read those ring books before, they’re something Dustin cares about, if only this thing Dustin cares so much about weren’t printed in size 8 font, cramped onto the page like they were running out of paper when they started doing the printing. Even if he could see it, he can’t, he wouldn’t be able to keep the letters from flipping and flopping and dancing around the page.
He comes around the other side, pulls that chair up so it’s right against the bed. Knees rubbing against the rough cotton of the sheets they keep him on. It looks better even now, half braided and a little frizzy from being combed out but it will need to be washed before too long, grease gathering at the hairline. “You’ll just have to deal with my taste in literature until he comes back, since I don’t think either one of us wants to listen to me go on and on about the world at large.”
Eddie won’t be tossing or turning in bed to disturb either of the twin braids that Steve has made. He has to be rolled by Steve and the nurses to prevent bedsores, legs and arms worked each day to try to save the muscles from atrophy. Physical therapy will be a bitch if he wakes up soon and the longer he’s out the worse it will be. Still he manages to find some old ponytail holders in the bottom of his bag, tossed in there by Robin who can’t even use them anymore but likes to wear them on her wrist in case it gives her a chance to talk to a girl, and secures them both anyway.
He moves the Hobbit, sets it on a side table so it doesn’t get bent or lost. He’ll let that be a Henderson and Eddie thing, something for Dustin to look forward to when he comes here. It’s hard for all of them, losing people this time; but it’s been hardest for Dustin, two of his friends in sick beds, one of them briefly dying in his arms.
Steve’s personal tastes tend toward horror, ironically. Horror and romance, he enjoys a controlled build up of tension and then a satisfying release. Stephen King and bodice rippers, one doesn’t feel appropriate and the other he wouldn’t admit to under pain of death. So he settles for science fiction.
“You can’t make fun of me,” Steve says on instinct, “well, I guess that’s still true. I’m a slow reader so you’ll just have to live in each moment for a little while.” Nearly every book he has has an index card covered in Nancy Wheeler’s illegibly neat curling cursive tucked inside of it. The remnant of their relationship and of her still everywhere in his life, smudgy fingerprints on everything he has. He also just never has a bookmark, and those stupid flashcards still turn up in the dumbest places -- he didn’t even use them to study, just needed another body in the room so he could actually buckle down and focus; but try convincing Nance of anything once she had her mind set to it -- they do help a little now, blocking out the majority of the page so his brain can bring the few lines he lets be seen into focus.
“I’ll make my report as if I told a story, for I was taught as a child on my homeworld that Truth is a matter of the imagination.”
Steve stays because someone has to. Steve reads because talking is important. “The soundest fact may fail or prevail in the style of its telling,” He won’t let Eddie Munson be alone. It’s all he can do, no one’s asked his opinion.
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debbeh · 5 months
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can u give me a guide to the six idiots :33 like maybe with a picture of them n their names n who they play in the Big Three shows :33 pwetty peesse :33
UM YES!?
ok, you saw me earlier trying to format all the images so it's gonna be mostly my (ehhhh) descriptions of the characters and you gotta guess what they look like 😈
Ben Willbond
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Yonderland:
Elder Vex (above): the one who says Deb-beh and has the coziest looking outfit I NEED IT RN PLZ and the Tom Cardy- esque hair and earring
Nick: the stick. Grumpy all the time cuz he's a stick >:(. Is also a portal between dimensions but whatevs
Horrible Histories
Mike Peabody :historical news reporter that wishes he were anywhere but here rn
King Henry, Alexander the Great: SkINy MaNdRiA, excellent hair, sniffed a guy
Ghosts
The captain: AKA James, makes a lotta noises, if you ever hear me going weeeahhhhhuuuueeeaaaaaahhhh, I'm referencing him, the gay one<3
Martha Howe-Douglas!
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Yonderland!!
Debbie.
Debbie's evil twin sister (bossy boobs)
I just googled it: Rita, the Negatus simp AKA us, the demon that looks like how female animals are protrayed in Barbie movies
Horrible Histories!!!
Boudica (look up the song, it's rlly good), Cleopatra, every female historical figure
Pirate lady....<33333
Ghosts!
Lady Button (present day): Old disgruntled lady that pouts all the time and falls out of windows
Lady Button (flashback)
Mathew Baynton!!!
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Yonderland!!!
Oracle: weird blue blob guy, Nigel, Darling
Nanny la roo: NUM NUMS!!!! - nanny that is also a kangaroo
Admiral Anous: Voldemort mf I hate him bc he hates Negatus>:(
Elder Choop: Croissant hair mf, says, "IDK WHY DON'T WE ASK UR MUM??"
Le Fox: French
THE BIRRDDDDD: AKA Thomas Payne, Batman but cooler
Oh yeah, and Elf: the elf shaped one, full name: Grintallin Gobscrew Crotell Fashanu F’naw Goplatz Holla-Holla, has multiple wives apparently and is in debt to the mob
Horible Histories (look all of them up, they are all hot)
Dick Turpin: play the song >:333, shot not one but two men dead!
D.I. Bones: the whakkus bonkkused
King Charles II: absolute party-er
Ghosts
Thomas Thorne, shot, dead! Absolute poetic simp for Allison, drowned himself in the lake ;( -cannot drown-
Jim Howik!!!
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Yonderland
Elder Pressley: looks like Elvis, eats christmas tree ornaments
Crone: A sLaPper *wink wink*, has apparently gotten with everyone, goes eeeerrrrrrrrrrr all the time- sounds like a doorhinge, she is amazing
Neil: lhe most normal of the demons probably
Horrible Histories
A SHOUTY MAN!!! :does all the infomercials, will try to sell you piss
King George VI (above) : "oh yesss, dad's dead, I'm king..."
King Richard III: a sweet little guy<3 -according to the song, get's attacked by whasp
Ghosts
Pat Butcher: Greatest DJ in the AAARRREEEEEUHHHHH, killed by a child, AKA Pete in the American version
Larry Rickard
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Yonderland
Detective Mounteback: very dumb detective with very large hat
Elder Ho Tan: trans Icon, doesn't like loud noises, absolute baby<3
Sue: above, the lady with the gun from the episode I showed you
Horrible Histories
Bob Hale: weather report, needs a hellicopter and a nice cup of tea, basically Bill Wurtz
Lol knight with shit on head, Aztec guy, George III friend who slays so hard; "ConGRatu-VerY-LaTiOns your... *MAgEsTy*"
Ghosts
Humphrey: keeps getting left on roofs and shelves, does NOT know French smh
Robin: 5,000 yo ghosts, once saw a cool butterfly, KNOWS FRENCH! Got stuck by lightning and now he can turn on lights
and finally... the moment you've been waiting for...
Simon Farnaby!!!
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Yonderland!!!
Negatus<333: Silly guy try to take over Yonderland but is just a lil guy, has an evil lair, uses The Font of Orris (cauldron thing that lets you see everything) as a hot tub, get's bullied by all the other overlords, wears pjs with houses on them.
Elder Flowers!!!: Long hair and lack of shirt, vegetarian hippie of the group, wants his clothes to be veGONE, "all you need is love, brothers... oh, and food"
Horrible Histories
Emperor Caligula: the wakkus bonkkus guy
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Knockoff Bassline Junkie song
Ghosts:
Jullian!!!: Died conducting an affair with his secretary!!!, is eternally sorta drunk, does the hand thing, only ghost that can interact with stuff, makes silly EEERREREEEEE noise when he's trying to move something, his name is Trevor in the American version, sad when there's no porn on da TV ;(, has no pants BTW
Thanks for coming to my TEDTALK!!!
Lemme know if I missed anything!
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2 of my favorite movies ever Addams family and lost boys <3
They're some of my favorite movies, too! Thanks for the ask! <3
CW: Mentions of Mpreg and murder in the Addams Family one since Steve is Debbie
Addams Family Values AU: Set in Omegavers because that's what the prompter wanted, the events of the movie happen exactly the same way, except Debbie/Steve survives the events, who continues to try to murder Fester/Eddie. Slight Jargyle in this one, btw.
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Steve frowned as he looked down at the frothing broth before him that Grandmama Joyce had put in front of him. To be honest, he thought that he would’ve been done with this family now. He’d tried to kill Eddie more times than he could count, much to his delight, and the whole family twice, but they only seemed to enjoy his murder attempts. Most of them took it as a sign of affection, that he cared enough to plot their murders.
“And this will get me pregnant?” Steve asked skeptically.
“No, no,” Joyce said. “It will increase your chances of getting pregnant. Since you and Eddie are having such problems conceiving, after all.”
They weren’t having problems conceiving as Steve was still taking his birth control, even though he’d told Eddie that he’d stopped. Sex was a good way to control the formerly virgin alpha, and Eddie mostly did as Steve asked in exchange for a roll in the sheets. Not that he needed to that all the time as Eddie was eager to please his new mate and bent over backwards to spoil Steve in every way possible. Steve actually enjoyed it a little, but now that he’d start trying to kill his mate, it wasn’t as if he could stop and seem like a quitter.
“I’m sure it’ll happen eventually,” he replied with a forced smile. “There’s no need to go through all this trouble on my account.”
“It’s no trouble, dear. You’re family, after all. Until death do us part.” Joyce laughed at that and winked, as if the two were sharing an inside joke about Steve’s murder attempts. “I want to see you and Eddie start one of your own.”
“That’s so kind of you, Grandmama. We truly appreciate how much you care for us.”
“I know.” She then placed her hands over Steve’s lovingly. “We all know. Don’t think I didn’t catch that arsenic you slipped in my tea earlier. So sweet of you.”
“Of course. Anything for my dear family.”
It was just Steve’s luck to come across the only family that used arsenic and cyanide as seasonings. He didn’t think he’d done anything to deserve such rotten luck. His parents had it coming after getting him the G.I. Joe instead of the Ballerina Barbie like he asked. And his other mates hadn’t care about him, so of course they also had to go, too. There was no reason at all for karma to curse him like this.
“Go on. Don’t be shy,” Joyce insisted. “Drink up.”
Staring down at the gray, brackish liquid, Steve couldn’t help but wrinkle his nose. He knew if he did get pregnant, the baby would be the cutest in the world, because how could it not with his genetics? A baby would tie him down, and there was no guarantee that he’d make a good parent as could be an awful one like his own, ruining his child’s life by getting the wrong toy thus throwing off their whole sense of self. It was better if he found a way to finally kill Eddie, so he could move on with his life.
Still, it didn’t look like Joyce would be taking no as an answer, and he couldn’t reject the home remedy since it would raise suspicions that he was only after the Munson fortune. All Steve could do was lift the potion to his lips and chug it. He doubted whatever weird remedy that Joyce concocted would be stronger than his birth control, so he should be fine. At least, that’s what he assured himself even as he felt a dull ache in his abdomen.
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Lost Boys Mermaid AU: Like the movies but with murderous mermaids hunting tourists along the coastline instead. Eddie takes a liking to Steve, who is there on vacation due to his parents bringing him along on one of their business trips. Unlike the movie, the mermaids win.
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Steve approached the boardwalk, hoping again to see the members of Corroded Coffin, and most of all Eddie. Their meeting the other day had honestly left an impression on him. While the crew had been a bit rowdy, they’d also been freer than Steve had ever been, so he couldn’t stop from being drawn to them, wanting a taste of the freedom that he’d never been allowed, at least for a little while before he had to leave with his parents again once their business trip was over.
Much to Steve’s dismay, they weren’t hanging by the records store where Steve had encountered them last. He was about to go in when a pair of arms caught him from behind. The grip was tight, tighter than Steve expected, but before he could struggle, he glanced down at the hands, recognizing the rings on them.
“Eddie!” Steve exclaimed happily. “I almost thought I wouldn’t see you again.”
“I promised I’d find you today, didn’t I? Couldn’t let my sweetheart down.”
Eddie then released him, allowing Steve to turn to face him. He was wearing the same heavy leather jacket and chains that he had on previously, looking just as devilishly handsome as when Steve first met him yesterday. A grin spread across Eddie’s face as their eyes met, causing red to blossom on Steve’s cheeks as he blushed.
“Though you really shouldn’t be wandering around alone,” Eddie added while running a finger down Steve’s cheek. “They’ve been finding the bodies of tourists along the beach. Wouldn’t want anything to gobble you up while I wasn’t looking, Stevie.”
Despite the morbid topic, the red on Steve’s cheeks grew, unaccustomed to being flirted with first. Steve usually had to be the one to make the opening move, jump through hoops to get the person’s attention. Even with Steve’s parents, he had a hard time getting them to acknowledge him unless he specifically made his presence known to them. So, Eddie treating him like this, like Steve was something special was enough to make Steve’s heart warm no matter compliment.
“If it was you, I don’t think I’d mind being gobbled,” Steve replied coyly.
“I’d be careful, princess. You might regret it if I took a bite out of you. I wouldn’t let go until I had every piece of you for myself.”
“Like I said, I don’t think I’d mind. I want to give you every piece of me.”
Eddie leaned in, as if to kiss him, but instead clasped a white shell necklace onto Steve’s neck. A shiver ran down Steve’s spine, feeling strange, like his throat was suddenly dry. Steve grasped at Eddie’s jacket to steady himself and clung to the fabric as if his life depended on it, which caused a deep chuckle to rumble out from Eddie’s throat.
Then Eddie brought his lips close to his ear, “There’s a pearl earring to match.”
The breath against Steve’s ear made him inhale sharply and nod, even though his parents would kill him if they saw him with an earring. They were traditionalists and didn’t think men should wear jewelry other than maybe a fancy watch. However, when Eddie whispered the words to him, he couldn’t bring himself to care about what his parents thought, and only wanted to do what would please Eddie the most.
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m4ndysk4nkovich · 8 months
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Omg your headcanons are adorable 🥺🥺 do you have more Gallagher ones?
DO I HAVE MORE GALLAGHER ONES??
yes. yes i do.
also thank you!
so idk if you mean pre-canon or like post-canon or whatever so i’m just doing in general (mostly pre-canon though because it’s what i do best)
monica delivered debbie on the same table that debbie delivered franny on.
mickey got his iconic knuckle tattoos in his cousin’s basement when he was twelve and the tattoos got infected as fuck. he almost cried when he got them done but couldn’t because terry was watching him get it done. (ik you said gallagher and i was going to delete this one but mickey’s a gallagher at this point)
ian was very active as a child and has broken an almost concerning amount of bones. he broke his first bone at two while at daycare and from then on it wasn’t an uncommon thing for ian to get hurt.
ian’s the reason everyone calls lip ‘lip’. up until ian could talk, he was just phillip, but when ian began talking, he couldn’t pronounce phillip and insisted on lip. eventually there was a double meaning for it, that he would never shut his lips or some shit, but really it was just because of ian’s refusal to say lip’s name.
when monica got pregnant and gave birth to ian, she knew he was clayton’s kid (which is why she named him ian clayton gallagher), but once he was fourteen or fifteen and found out that frank wasn’t his father, she had done so many drugs and fried so many brain cells that she forgot.
debbie has watched barbie five times since it came out. she’s obsessed.
fiona comes back to chicago for a little while because of frank’s death, but once she leaves, she unfortunately doesn’t visit again for a while. she calls a lot, but she hates being back in chicago and begs her siblings to come and see her in miami. there comes a point where she refuses to return all together and just doesn’t for a few years (they still go see her in miami, though) but she eventually gets over it and returns to chicago.
one day (in 2023), sheila calls fiona, having realized that she still has her number, and asks about her the kids, when fiona informs her about what has happened in the past eight years, she’s shocked, and a bit upset. when fiona informs her of frank’s death, she’s astonished that fucking covid killed him.
lip is entirely responsible for ian breaking his collarbone at tweleve. he most likely forced ian to do something stupid like climb a tree or some shit and ian fell and got injured and ian still covered for lip when fiona asked what the fuck happened.
monica would always somehow find a way to get them a christmas tree, despite the cost (she seduced the guy who owned the christmas tree farm… shhhh) and was the type of person to start celebrating christmas on november 1st and keep the tree up until march
there is a photo album with baby pictures of the gallagher’s and a few home videos. this information is shocking to tami, sandy, and mickey, but the gallagher’s aren’t too shocked by it. yeah, the videos and photos were a bit of a luxury for them but still. they didn’t have the money to get the camera, but monica had got the camera from a garage sale and would randomly record unimportant things.
one year for halloween, lip dressed up as iron man and ian dressed up as captain america.
carl and debbie tried to convince fiona to get a puppy several times, but each time they failed. fiona didn’t trust carl with any animal other than a fish or a turtle because she was convinced he would hurt or kill it. he probably would, but he was insulted by the accusation.
every gallagher sibling has called fiona ‘mom’ accidentally at one point
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doomatnight · 4 months
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-Characters-
All characters listed are in alphabetical order for ease of access.
Do note that characters marked with (L) are canonically lesbian and thus will not be paired with male characters as per the rules.
-Accepted RWBY Characters: Adam Taurus, Adrian Cotta-Arc, Alyx Liddel, Amber, Ambrosius, An Ren, Arslan Atlan, Banesaw, Bianca Prisma, Blacksmith, Blake Belladonna, Bleiss Schnee/Gele, Bolin Hori, Bram Thornmane, Brawnz Ni, Cardin Winchester, Caroline Cordovin, Cinder Fall, Clover Ebi, Coco Adel (L), Corsac Albaine, Deery, Dew Gayl, Dove Bronzewing, Elm Ederne, Emerald Sustrai, Fennec Albaine, Fiona Thyme, Flynt Coal, Fox Alistair, Ghira Belladonna, Grimm, Gwen Darcy, Harriet Bree, Hazel Rainart, Ilia Amitola (L), Ivori, Ivy Thickety, Jacques Schnee, James Ironwood, Jaune Arc**, Lewis Liddel, Li Ren, Lie Ren, Maria Calavera, Marrow Amin, May Marigold, May Zedong, Mercury Black, Nadir Shiko, Nebula Violette, Neopolitain/Trivia Vanille, Neon Katt, Neptune Vasilias, Nolan Porfilio, Nora Valkyrie, Octavia Ember, Olive Harper, Original Characters, Oscar Pine, Ozpin, Penny Poledina, Peter Port, Pyrrha Nikos, Qrow Branwen, Raven Branwen, Reese Chloris, Rhodes, Roane Ashwood, Robyn Hill, Rolf, Roman Torchwick, Roy Stallion, Ruby Rose, Ruda Tilleroot, Russel Thrush, Sage Ayana, Salem, Saphron Cotta-Arc, Scarlet David, Sienna Khan, Sky Lark, Summer Rose, Sun Wukong, Taiyang Xiao Long, Terra Cotta-Arc, Tock, Trifa, Velvet Scarlatina, Weiss Schnee, Whitley Schnee, Willow Schnee, Winter Schnee, Xanthe Rumpole, Yang Xiao Long, Yatsuhashi Daichi, Yuma.
-Unaccepted RWBY Characters: Apathy, Arthur Watts, Bartholomew Oobleck, Curious Cat, Jabberwalker, Jinxi, Juniper, Little/Somewhat, Leo Lionhart, Muses, Pietro, Reader, Red Prince, Red Soldier, Tyrian Callows, Vine Zeke, Zwei.
-Characters Outside RWBY That I Write:
Arcane/LoL: Caitlin, Jinx, Vi
Avatar: Aang, Asami, Azula, Bolin, Jin, Jinora, June, Katara, Korra, Kuvira, Mai, Mako, Prince Wu, Sokka, Suki, Toph, Ty Lee, Ursa, Zuko
AWOG: Gumball Watterson, Nicole Watterson
Beastars: Haru, Jack, Juno, Legoshi, Louis
Ben Ten: Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson
Big Hero 6: Aunt Cass, Hiro Himada, Honey Lemon, Tadashi Himada, Wasabi
Carmen Santiago: Carmen Santiago, Ivy, Zack
Chainsaw Man: Denji, Kobeni, Power
Cyberpunk: David, Rebecca
DC: Bane, Barbra Gordon, Batwoman, Beast Boy, Black Lightning, Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Flash, Guy Gardener, Hal Jordan, Harley Quinn, Hawkgirl, Hawkman, Jason Todd, Jessica Cruz, Jinx, John Stewart, Killer Frost, Lois Lane, Poison Ivy, Raven, Selina Kyle, Spoiler, Starfire, Star Sapphire, Steel, Superman, Talia Al’ Ghul, Terra, Tim Drake, Victor Stone, Wonder Woman
Five Nights At Freddy’s: Roxanne Wolf, Vanessa, Vanny
Frozen: Anna, Elsa
Grave of Andrew and Leyley: Andrew Graves, Ashley Graves, Mrs. Graves
Gravity Falls: Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Pacifica Northwest, Wendy
Helltaker: Azazel, Baphomet, Beelzebub, Cerberus, Helltaker, Judgement, Justice, Loremaster, Lucifer, Malina, Modeus, Pandemonica, Zdrada
Helluva/Hazbin: Alastor, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Barbie Wire, Blitzø, Charlie, Husk, Fizz, Loona, Millie, Moxxie, Sally May, Stolas, Striker, Vaggie (L), Verosika
Incredibles: Bob Parr, Dash Parr, Helen Parr, Violet Parr
Invincible: Debbie Grayson, Mark Grayson
Kim Possible: Ann Possible, Bonnie Rockwaller, James Possible, Jim Possible, Kim Possible, Monique, Ron Stoppable, Shego, Tim Possible
Legend of Zelda: Ganon, Link, Urbosa, Zelda
Mario: Bowser, Daisy, Peach, Rosalina
Marvel: Bruce Banner, Drax, Eddy Brock, Flash Thompson, Gamora, Gwen Stacy, Hobie Brown, Hope Van Dyne, Jennifer Walters, Kang, Loki, Miguel O’Hara, Miles Morales, Mystique, Natasha Romanov, Nebula, Peni Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Quill, Pietro Maximoff, Rio Morales, Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers, T’Challa, Thanos, Thor, Tony Stark, Venom, Wanda Maximoff, Wolverine
Miraculous: Adrian Agreste, Alice Kubdel, Alya Cesaire, Felix Agreste, Juleka Couffaine, Kagami Tsurugi, Lê Chiên Kim, Luka Couffaine, Marc Anciel, Marinette Dupain Chang, Max Kanté, Mylène Haprèle, Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Nino Lahiffe, Rose Lavillant, Sabrina Rain, Zoé Lee
Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid: Elma, Kobayashi, Lucoa, Tohru
Modern Family: Alex Dunphy, Claire Dunphy, Gloria Delgado, Haley Dunphy, Luke Dunphy, Manny Delgado, Phil Dunphy
Murder Drones: N, Uzi
Overwatch: Ana, Ashe, Baptiste, Brigette, Cassidy, Doomfist, DVA, Echo, Emily (L), Genji, Hanzo, Ilari, Kiriko, Life Weaver, Lucio, Mei, Mercy, Moira, Pharah (L), Ramattra, Reaper, Reinhardt, Roadhog, Sojourn, Soldier 76, Sombra, Widowmaker, Winston, Zarya
Owl House: Adrian Graye Vernworth, Alador Blight, Amity Blight, Camila Noceda, Collector, Darius Deamonne, Eda Clawthorne, Edric Blight, Emira Blight, Gus Porter, Hunter Noceda, King Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorne, Luz Noceda, Odalia Blight, Raine Whispers, Terra Snapdragon, Vee Noceda
Percy Jackson: Annabeth Chase, Apollo, Aphrodite/Venus, Ares/Mars, Athena/Minerva, Bianca di Angelo, Dionysus, Gaea, Grover, Hades/Pluto, Hermes/Mercury, Hestia, Jason Grace, Kronos, Luke Castellan, Nico di Angelo, Percy Jackson, Piper McClean, Poseidon/Neptune, Sally Jackson, Thalia Grace, Will Solace, Zeus/Jupiter
Regular Show: Mordecai, Rigby
Resident Evil: Ethan Winters, Lady Dimitrescu
Rick and Morty: Morty Smith, Summer Smith
Scooby Doo: Fred, Daphne, Scooby, Shaggy, Velma
She-Ra: Adora, Catra, Glimmer
Star Wars: Aayla Secura, Anakin Skywalker, Ashoka Tano, Assajj Ventress, Barriss Offee, Ben Solo, Bo-Katan Kryze, Cal Kestis, Cody, Darth Maul, Fennec Shand, Finn, Fives, Han Solo, Hera Syndulla, Hunter, Iden Versio, Jesse, Jyn Erso, Luminara Unduli, Mon Mothma, Obi Wan Kenobi, Omega, Padme Amidala, Po Damerin, Princess Leia, Rex, Rey Skywalker, Sabine Wrenr, Satine Kryze, Shaak Ti, The Armorer, Wrecker
Steven Universe: Connie Maheswaran, Greg Universe
SVTFOE: Marco Diaz, Star Butterfly
Zootopia: Bonnie Hopps, Chief Bogo, Fennic, Gideon, Jack Savage, Judy Hopps, Nick Wilde, Skye
(Lists subject to change.)
*Established Gender Swap Names:Oscar - Ozma / Mercury - Moira / Adam - Eve / Jaune - Joan
**Exceptions apply. Gender bent, bottoming, MLM, and cuckolding are accepted. Jaune is only allowed to be properly with a character if it is in a polycule, he is with another man, or it’s with his sisters, Pyrrha, Nora, Ruby, Weiss, or Jessica. Please avoid “dead Jaune” requests. Jaune harem requests will be denied even if it follows the list of female partners. One male and one female partner with Jaune topping/domming them both is accepted but no more than those two partners. Two female partners will be allowed but not guaranteed to be answered. Any more partners than that will be an automatic deletion of the ask. Please do avoid making your asks cruel in nature and sad endings, this blog is for fun so have fun with it.
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madaboutmunson2 · 8 months
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Dream Weaver - Part 1
Prompt: Dreams are Soulmate's Memories (C2) @eddiemunsonbingo Summary: Eddie begins to get a reoccurring dream, and Wayne advises him of an old bit of folklore he heard once. That some dreams could be the memories of your soulmate. Ever the detective, a young Eddie Munson, sets to documenting these dreams in hopes of gathering the clues of who his soulmate might be. Notes: I wanted this to be a visual as well as just text so below the standard fic text you'll see Eddie's actual diary entries, if you like that sort of thing :) But this is Eddie's diary so expect the language to be less than polite and the doodles may be a little immature let's say 😂 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dreaming is free.
Or at least that's what Debbie Harry sings.
You're my official new Dream Diary! Well, first of any diary, really. Nabbed you out of the lost & found when I was skipping class.
You're kinda girly, but you were free, and being girly aint all that bad. That's all patriarchal bullshit, anyway!
Never thought I'd need one of these, but I figure maybe these weird dreams are worth tracking, just in case I do have one. A SOULMATE!!! Christ, that's terrifying!
I was having trouble sleeping, and then I started getting these weird ass dreams. Not like weird-cool, like after too much cheese, chocolate or weed (He’s drawn a picture of a joint here), but like weird, as in they were really fucking normal. I mean normal, like TV family normal, like the Brady bunch, but way less people, not like reality normal.
Well, at least at first. Sometimes they aren't so nice. Sometimes they reminded me of living with my folks, and that FUCKING SUCKED!
Anyway, I told the font of knowledge that is Wayne about these weird dreams and at first, he was like, don't worry about it, but then he told me this bit of folklore and it was something like your dreams are the memories of your soulmate, so I thought I'd start writing them down. Like campaign clues to figure out who it might be? Unless one of their memories is looking in a mirror, I'm gonna need all the clues I can get!
So far, I think that I'm like a little kid, and there are a few people that show up. One is a man who looks real fancy, probably loaded. I guess he’s the Dad? He’s mostly always in a shirt and tie, sometimes one of those Dad polo shirts that he probably wears to golf with his yuppie friends. Well, bad fashion aside, proves one thing at least, being richer wouldn’t have got me a better Dad because the guy is a grade-A star fucking asshole! He’s always holding some object in his hand, a broken picture frame, a Barbie, a book, a glass of whiskey, shoving it towards my face and yelling like I just pissed in his cereal or something. WHAT A DICK! I can feel my soulmate wants to cry but is holding it in. I’m not sure how. Maybe she’s small for her age? The Dad guy is at least 2 feet taller than them. No way someone with that good a life would shout at a kid that way, right? A shitty dad is a pretty sad thing to have in common, but at least it's something because it’s the only thing so far. 
There is a woman in a uniform with an apron, she's nice, and she gives us cookies on the sly, and when the Dad ogre has finished shouting at us, she’s normally the one who turns up just before I wake up.
The last person, I don't know if she’s the Mom or a piano teacher, but she’s way too good-looking to be either. She looks like a movie star and dresses like one too. Velvet Looks like Faye Dunaway in Chinatown, but her eyes slope down, like when she isn’t smiling, they always look sad. But my god, when she smiles and tells me I played something right, I feel like my heart could burst right out of my chest and explode into a million cartoon bluebirds and butterflies or some shit like that. I don't think I've felt that way about anything except my guitar and when a cheerleader smiled at me one time accidentally. Shit what if my soulmate is a cheerleader? Most of them are rich girls, right?
Anyway, that's what I have for now. Until next time Double-D
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clawsextended · 9 months
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daphne kluger is the result of selina's first and most significant long-con. none of the following exists in any capacity besides within selina's impeccable ability to adhere to a lie and alana stark's impeccable ability to help her perpetuate them.
daphne was born in belleville, kansas, daughter of john and maria kluger, a bouncing baby girl with a pair of gorgeous doe eyes and a 'headstrong' disposition. little is known about daphne's early life, save for the fact that she was orphaned as a teenager due to an incident that left her with an innumerable menagerie of scars and burns. daphne was discovered not long after, wormed her way into the hearts and onto the television sets of adoring citizens the world over. she quickly earned the title america's sweetheart.
(this is, of course, the result of an extremely well-fabricated series of falsified photos, a half-finished memoir ghost-written by alana stark, innumerable 'home movies', a lifetime of deep fakes to build a person that selina embodies on a very public scale.)
daphne is known as the media darling anyone would clamor to represent or interview. while she is extraordinarily private for a star of her caliber, daph never shies away from make a wish appearances (those in particular), has been openly outspoken about her disappointment in the industry, written several op-ed pieces about her own experiences, and will regularly get into a twitter fight about anything. she refuses to accept a blue checkmark and would rather die. she changes her name constantly for this reason. working with daphne is an almost definite award nomination of whatever sort you're looking for -- she brings out the best in those opposite her, but not without working you to the bone and forcing you to reevaluate everything about yourself and the world around you.
her current residence is the plaza hotel, penthouse suite, new york, ny.
(holly had been madly in love with eloise at the plaza, and with new york barely more than an hour from gotham, selina had been both keen and ecstatic to give holly the experience. it's a little girl's dream and nothing would stop the cat from making that come true.)
daphne kluger is notoriously single and known for being extremely reluctant to allow anyone into her personal life. public knowledge about her is scarce, but it comes down to only a few facts: she can't have her own kids, she was in a vague accident that caused her grievous bodily harm and orphaned her in her teenage years, her father was abusive, she has never dated anyone for any significant span of time nor shown any interest in the subject, she is a natural blonde.
the infamous heist of the toussaint cartier necklace and all the crown jewels occurred from around daphne's gorgeous neck -- the heist that was calculated by selina long, long before the met gala was ever in sight. the arrival of deborah ocean and her team forced daphne to join them in order for the job to go smoothly. debbie is unaware that daphne is selina kyle, and knows nothing of the catwoman outside of the extremely rare times they've been in proximity to one another in around the same building.
daphne is an invaluable part of debbie's team, though she went into retirement after the toussaint's heist and has not been seen since.
film.
rachel getting married (academy award)
get smart
rio
rio 2
brokeback mountain
alice through the looking glass
valentine's day
serenity
the intern
love & other drugs
les misérables (academy award)
the devil wears prada
the witches
eloise at the plaza
barbie
the princess diaries
the princess diaries 2: royal engagement
eileen
stage.
twelfth night
carnival!
television.
saturday night live!
the simpsons
rupaul's drag race
elmo's christmas countdown
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I know this prompt is trash and you can just ignore it but it would be cool if you can write something about Debbie and Lou are nervous to tell Danni that she will be getting a younger siblings.
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“Baby, what if she flips out?” Debbie whispered, looking worriedly at the front door.
“Why would she flip out?” Lou snorted. “Deb, she brings a baby doll with her wherever we go. Do you not remember how we had to drive back to the house after already being halfway to the zoo? Because she forgot the diaper bag…for the doll.”
“Her having her own baby doll and her having a younger sibling are entirely two different things,” the brunette hissed. “I mean, Danny practically tortured me.”
“We both know that’s not true,” Lou sighed. “Staring at the door isn’t going to make her come from home sooner. Come sit down. I’ll get you some tea.”
“I am excited though,” Debbie whispered, smiling down at her lap as she sat. Lou watched with a grin as her wife’s hands found her belly, losing herself in her own little world.
“And she’s going to be excited too,” Lou promised. “I know it.”
“But even still,” Debbie protested. “We’ll love her the same and want her the same. And of course, we’ll tell her that so she knows that. But we also can’t deny that we won’t have as much time to be with her and take care of her like we do now. What if she hates us?”
“Honey,” Lou murmured, putting down the mug she was holding as she came over to her wife, wrapping sure arms around her waist. Debbie hummed against her, laying her head on the blonde’s shoulder. “She is so loved. And so wanted. And nothing will ever change that. And she’s going to be so excited about the baby and having someone to share things with. Her own little friend. And you know she’s going to want to help. Maybe even too much,” Lou laughed. “Besides, even if we can’t be there, which you know we will try our damndest to, she has six amazing aunts, who love her just as much.”
“Even Daph?”
“Especially Daphne,” Lou chuckled. “Who knew she’d be such a sucker for our kid’s antics.”
“Well, I don’t particularly find myself often in the mood to play barbie red carpet,” Debbie admitted.
“I can’t admit I’m especially jealous about that activity either,” Lou grinned. “She should be off the bus any minute. You ready for this or do I need to convince you with a kiss?”
“When have I ever been one to turn down a Lou Miller kiss?”
“Well, I—“
“I’m hoooooooooome! Snacks, snacks, snacks, snacks, snacks, please!” Dani shrieked, running in through the front door, scrambling through the living room.
“Shoes!” Debbie called out just as Lou called out “hang your backpack”, both wincing as they yelled too close to each other’s face, their lips still only a beat away from each other.
“Soon there’ll be two little sets of screamers to interrupt us,” Debbie reminded her wife.
“And that’s why those six amazing aunts are also on speed dial for babysitting,” she winked, smacking Debbie’s ass before she headed back towards the kitchen, hanging Dani’s backpack up as she went.
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