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the last day on saturday night takeaway series twenty
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fantasyhurts · 11 months
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xxxantanddeccerxxx · 5 months
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i love love love LOVE these lives. i hope they do them for every im a celeb from now on
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crispfencer · 1 year
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ontargetmadders · 10 days
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It's been 4 days since it ended now but i'm still emotional about saturday night takeaway ending and I just can't get over it yet... and one thing that I can't stop thinking about is how every time they started the show they always welcomed us by saying welcome to YOUR saturday night takeaway even tho their names are literally in the show's title. And honestly the show really was a massive comfort for me at times. There were countless times I'd had a shitty day/week and just watching it on a saturday night lifted my mood so much and made me forget about my problems for 90 minutes. It was just something always guaranteed to put a smile on my face and make me laugh no matter how bad things were. So I'm just a bit heart broken that I may never get that feeling again when i need it 😔💔
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acousticavenue · 1 year
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Saturday night takeaway series 2 (?)
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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year
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#shout out to that tiny glimmer of focus i had Saturday before i dumped ants on my brain#now im stuck in. i have to be productive but i csnt focus but i csnt do anything fun loop#half of my brain: what if u just relax? the othet half: no. shut up. what i just agonize until i explode?#annoying. and im apparently on call for jury duty the entire month of January#which means i have to be back from home by jan 2. and i probably have to stay until at leas dec 20th here#so optimistically i could have 12 full days and 2 travel days. but we'll see what happens#my mum is looking at flights for me bc im a barely functional person and i end up in hysterical tesrs everytime i have tk buy plane tickets#everytime they call i feel like im talking to them from the bottom of a well. like hi! hello! nice to see familiar faces!#tell me tales from the outside world! oh not much going on? thats ok we can still talk tho. talk and talk and talk#i talk to much. because im stuck in this well and im sad and i want someone to help me but also the ladder is right there and im choosing#not to stand up. so the conversation ends and i go back to laying half submerged and crumpled up in my well water#slowly unraveling into my stagent little puddle#and i cant stop thinking about all the time im blurring away#my mum asked if i was even coming home for Christmas#and im like. of course im coming home. i dont want to be here but its so hard to get my brain to justify leaving#i dunno. i just have to get these stupid manuscripts done. and applications submitted#so i can at least breathe a little. and then hopefully ill get accepted somewhere and i can throw myself into something more wonderful#so i can at least see the stars from the bottom of my sad little well#ugh. the amount of time i spend paralyzed by all the things i have to do is infuriating#just start something. make progress and eventually youll be done. stop whining abt it#ay ay ay. mayhaps i should just quit today and hope for a better tomorrow#but then im just pushing back everything a little further. ay. it never ends#unrelated#srry for being so mopey :-P like i said i talk too much
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justascrollingghost · 2 months
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when I was baba I was a massive Ant and Dec fan because they were so funny and then I just grew up and wouldn’t really call myself a fan anymore but I can’t lie seeing that Ant is going to be a dad did put a little smile on my face
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leivepiper · 2 years
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" Let's hear it one more time for LITTLE ANT & DEC! Here's their
#SaturdayNightSelfie itv.co/1hipYG2 "
– @itvtakeaway on Twitter.
11:34 PM ‐ 01/03/14 | 1st Mar, 2014
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"Aww you little scramps!
#LittleAntandDec
#SaturdayNightSelfie
#SaturdayNightTakeaway"
– @itvtakeaway on Twitter.
11:45 PM ‐ 29/03/14 | 29th Mar, 2014
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"Kaboom! It's our great big all-singing all-Ant and Dec-ing
#SaturdayNightTakeaway finale people!
#SaturdayNightSelfie"
‐ @itvtakeaway on Twitter.
10:01 PM ‐ 05/04/14 | 5th Apr, 2014
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"Here's a #SaturdayNightSelfie from The Littles, telling you it's 10 minutes until we're LIVE on @ITV!"
– @itvtakeaway on Twitter.
10:52 PM ‐ 21/02/15 | 21st Feb, 2015
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daisyblog · 5 months
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Jungle Love
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Our Story Masterlist Summary: YN is on I’m A Celeb, and Harry is her special visitor.
Based on this request
YN had been in the jungle for almost three weeks. Although she had made it to the end, she was more than ready to go home. 
She took the opportunity to challenge herself and to try something new. She wanted to show the world that she was more than just Louis Tomlinsons sister, or Harry Styles’ girlfriend. 
As they were nearing the finale and very close to announcing the jungle winner, they decided to send in loved ones into the jungle to surprise the contestants. Harry jumped at the chance to wrap his arms around his girlfriend and to be able to speak to her after almost a month of not being able to.
Harry walked between the jungle trees, as he took one step closer to seeing YN again. He looked around at the campsite, not believing he was actually there. 
“I’m so excited to see YN now…but also nervous.” Harry spoke. “I feel like I’m going on our first date again.”.
“I’m so proud of her and everything she’s done so far…she’s really challenged herself.” The sound of leaves crunching brought Harry back to reality. When YN came around the corner, Harry’s smile only got bigger and wider.
YN gasped when she saw Harry sitting on one of the campsite chairs. “Oh my god!”. YN’s legs ran towards Harry who scooped her up and held her tight. 
“I’ve missed you so much!”. Harry spoke into her neck. “I’m so proud of you!”. 
Tears poured down both their cheeks as they continued to hold onto eachother tight. Scared that if they let go, they’d wake up and it would be a dream.
“I can’t believe you’re here!” YN took her head from Harry’s neck. She took this opportunity to press her lips to his multiple times, missing the feeling of them on hers.
“I’m ready for you to come home.” Harry mumbled in between kisses. 
Harry had his arm wrapped around YN’s shoulder keeping her close whilst she spoke to the camera. “I was so surprised…I didn’t expect to walk around the corner and see Harry sitting there…it was the best surprise.”. 
YN and Harry are sat as one on her hammock, making the most of the time they have together before Harry has to leave. “Everyone back home is so proud of you.” 
“I can’t wait to see everyone!” YN looked up as she spoke to him. “That’s the only thing that’s been hard is not seeing you and my family!.”
Talking to the camera again, YN explained how seeing Harry has given her the motivation and the last bit of strength she needs for the final few days in the jungle. 
Before Harry had to leave, they enjoy being in each others arms for a little longer. “I’m so grateful for everything in my life.” YN explained. “Including you, I definitely took for granted having you by my side everyday.”. 
“Aww baby!” He cuddled her tighter. “I love you.” Harry pecked YN’s lips. 
“I love you bubs!”.
“Get yourselves someone who looks at you like Harry Styles looks at YN!” Ant and Dec joked, after the clip of them reunited played. 
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post-uwuifer · 27 days
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According to all known laws of aviation,there is no way a bee should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anywaybecause bees don't care what humans think is impossible.ANumber2Pencil, Dec 7, 2016#1dinocerosDonatorMessages:7,482Likes Received:29,999Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!Ooming!Hang on a second.Hello?- Barry?
to make one decision in life.But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?Why would you question anything? We're bees
No one's listening to me!Wait till you see the sticks I have.I could say anything right now.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!Let's open some honey and celebrate!Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae.Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!I'm so proud.- We're starting work today!
Today's the day.Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone.Yeah, right.Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…- Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side.- What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!Wow!Oouple of newbies?Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!Make your choice.- You want to goetting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.Wax monkey's always open.The Krelman opened up again.What happened?A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!Oh, this is so hard!Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?Barry!All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…What happened to you? Where are you?- I'm going out.
Out? Out where?- Out there.
Oh, no!I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?Another call coming in.If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rdthat gets their roses today.Hey, guys.- Look at that.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.Really? Feeling lucky, are you?Sign here, here. Just initial that.- Thank you.
OK.You got a rain advisory today,and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.So be careful. As always, watch your brot thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen. Behold the handmaid of the Lord: Be it done unto me according to Thy word. They drive crazy.- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them don't.- How'd you get back?
im back UwUcifer, can i enter my own contest?
ah, stwuck again by wengthy ask anon! Mad wespect, yes yoo may UwU
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fetusharryluvr · 1 year
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i’maceleb!universe the dream team
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y/n and harry are voted for their first trial together!
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“Morning everyone!” Ant and Dec greeted, making their way into camp to tell you all who would be competing in todays trial. “You all look very smart. Now, you know why we’re here. The public have been voting for the trial. This one’s called La Cucaracha Cafe! Sue, you are exempt from this one. In no particular order…”
“Seann, the public have decided… it’s not you.”
“Jill, it’s not you… Mike, it’s not you. Matt, it’s not you.”
“Harry…” Ant began, “It might be you.”
“Charlene, it’s not you… Babatunde, it’s not you.” They went through all the other celebrities, leaving an uneasy feeling in the pit of your stomach. “So that means, Y/N… it might be you.”
“So, it is between Harry and Y/N. The public have decided the person that they want to see face La Cucaracha Cafe is… both of you!”
Y/N BUSH TELEGRAPH:
“La Cucaracha Cafe…” you bit your lip. “I’ve got a bad feeling this may be an eating trial.”
SUE BUSH TELEGRAPH:
“There’s no doubt in my mind that Y/N and Harry will bring back as many stars as possible in todays trial. They’re becoming a right little double act, those two, aren’t they?”
Y/N AND HARRY INTERVIEW:
“I’m actually excited to do a trial.” Harry stated to the camera, turning to you.
“Yeah, he’s excited and I’m shitting myself.” You laughed. “But, if I can jump out of a helicopter, I’m sure I can manage a kangaroo penis.”
“Hello!” You both greeted the presenters with warm smiles, looking around at the trial area. “Oh, wow! Look at the place.”
“I know, it’s brilliant, isn’t it?” Dec beamed, instructing you both to sit down at table, whilst him and Ant stood beside you. “How are you both? Feeling hungry? ‘Cause you’re in luck!”
You and Harry shared a worrisome glance, which prompted him to mouth a quick, ‘the dream team, remember?’ to assure you that you were both gonna be fine. You gave him a small, accepting smile before turning back to Ant. “Welcome to La Cucaracha Cafe. For the first ten stars, you’ll take it in turns to eat a dish each. Each dish you complete will win you a star. For the 11th, and final star, you will be both have to eat a dish. You can pass on a dish. You can stop by our part in the trial at any point by saying ‘I’m a celebrity, get me out of here’, and we’ll stop your part of the trial, but that means you’ll forfeit any future stars.”
“There’s no time limit for how quickly we have to eat, is there?” Harry asked.
“No, but we have got lunch booked, so if you could get a wriggle on.”
“Lucky yous.” You joked, running a hand through your hair. The warden walked over with a large, wooden platter, and placed it down on the table infront of you. He then lifted up the lid, revealing the most disgusting plate of tacos you’d ever seen. “What the fuck is that?” You gawked, covering your mouth.
“This is raw fish eye tacos. You only have to eat one fish eye, but you can pick whichever one you want!”
“Aw, that’s nice of you, Dec.” You remarked, struggling to believe that you weren’t in fact dreaming. Exhaling, you picked up the smallest one there, squirming at its slimy texture in your hand. You began to physically shake as you lifted it up, slowly placing it in your mouth. You shifted uncomfortably in your chair as you chewed away at it. Your eyes widened when you felt it explode inside your mouth, causing you to quickly swallow it.
Ant and Dec bit their lips, “That’ll be the pop.”With a shaky breath, you opened your your mouth to prove that you had in fact eaten the fish eye. “Well done,” Ant smiled, “That’s one star down.”
You reached for your water bottle whilst Harry looked at you in awe, “How was it?” He asked.
“I’ve swallowed worse.” You joked, taking a long swig of water.
“Right, Harry, you’re next.” The warden walked over with a second wooden platter, a fraction smaller than yours, but undoubtedly something equally as disgusting. He lifted up the lid, confirming your suspicion. “These are queasy nacho’s.” Ant informed him, causing the tattooed brunette to chuckle, his dimples popping out. “They are fermented sticky beans. Now, you have to eat three full spoons-worth.”
Much to your surprise, Harry went straight in with a massive spoonful. He managed to down all three in just over a minute, with nothing but a small revolted expression. You stared at him with your mouth wide open, unable to believe what you just witnessed.
He burst out laughing when he saw the look on your face, “It was actually alright.”
“You’re joking.” You gawped.
“No, seriously!” Harry laughed. “Though I wouldn’t rush to eat it again.”
“You know, I think that’s the first time in 20 years that someone’s actually liked a bushtucker trial dish.” Dec told him.
“And probably the last.” Ant added. “Right, that’s two stars down, Y/N, it’s time for round 3. Ranger, bring in the first main course, please.”
The man came over for a third time, carrying with him the biggest dish so far. When he opened it up, your eyes went wide. You quickly shook your head, feeling yourself begin to sweat. “No,”
“Y/N,” Dec began, trying his best to contain his own laughter. “This is Willy Con Carne! It’s a camels penis!”
“A camel?!” You repeated. Opposite you, Harry burst into laughter, to which you gave him a jokingly evil glare.
“Sorry!”
You groaned out into your hands, “Why did I say yes to this show?”
“Don’t worry, you don’t have to eat the whole thing.” Ant assured you, which, you admit, made you feel a tad better. “Just the tip.”
Harry brought up his hand to stifle anymore laughter, whilst you picked up the cocktail stick containing the fraction you had to eat. You just sat there and took a moment to look at it, contemplating all your life decisions that led up to this point. “This cafe isn’t getting a five star TripAdvisor rating.” You whined.
“Try not to think of it as a penis?” Harry tried his best to help you.
You repeated his sentence over and over again in your head. Just don’t think about it. “It’s a hot dog. Just a hot dog.” You whispered, prompting everyone’s favourite double act to erupt into laughter. You lifted it up, biting the piece off from the cocktail stick.
“How is it, Y/N?” Ant asked.
“Chewy.” You muttered.
Y/N AND HARRY BUSH TELEGRAPH:
“We did it, 11 stars!” Harry grinned from ear to ear, high fiving you beside him. “The dream team strikes again, eh?”
The two of you painted on your best disappointed faces, you were both actors after all, and made your way back into the camp. “Yo, they’re back!” Owen spotted you both, causing the rest of the camp to jump up eagerly from their seats.
Mikes smile dropped when he saw the looks on your faces, “They look…”
“How’d it go? What happened?” Baba asked, the concern clear through his tone.
Harry bit his lip, looking down at the floor. “We’re really sorry, guys.”
“What for? How many stars did you get?” Jill asked, putting on her gilet.
You and Harry shared a look, telepathically deciding to drop the act and tell your campmates the truth. The two of you faced your campmates, simultaneously yelling out, “We got 11 stars!”
The 9 other celebrities around you cheered, all of them jumping up and down in joy, before engulfing you and Harry into a big, group hug.
CHRIS BUSH TELEGRAPH:
“Harry and Y/N… they’re quite cute, aren’t they?”
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crispfencer · 11 months
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My flatmate came into the kitchen tonight and said 'did you see ant fell over' shghfjdjfjjg
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ontargetmadders · 2 months
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And now my top 10 favourite ant vs decs!
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This one actually has to be my favourite one hands down tbh! I particularly love the bit where they fight over the cherry in the middle haha. And this one is the perfect example that the show is literally just two best friends having fun 😂
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This one is purely just here for stephen tickling dec and dec threatening to smash his face in haha 😂
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As a big star wars fan I had to include this one! But the race itself is one of the best ant v decs they've done on the show tbh
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This one is here purely just because you have to appreciate the lengths the boys will go to just to entertain us lol
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I just think this one was genius tbh and it looks really fun! I want to do it haha
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Again this one just looks really fun! and they all looked hilarious in the dinosaur outfits haha
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I'm probably just putting this one in cause david tennant was involved aha. but it was pretty entertaining still! and I love how they bullied stephen at the end lol
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Always liked the chase so this one had to be in it too
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This one is just a bundle of laughs! and I miss the littles so much!
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And I think i'm probably just putting this one here cause of stephen's ridiculous outfit lol. but it's still a good one
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acousticavenue · 1 year
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