This is one of many examples on Monk 😆🤣

Shoresy, Season 1 Episode 2 "Veteran Presence" (thank you to @whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome for the episode number!)

Transcription under cut:

"Like if Sanger calls down the bench, 'Jim, you're goin',' you won't know what Jim."

"Jims will likely all be going at the same ti--"

"Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet."

"Maybe if he just SAYS Jim a different way for each of the boys, where you're to. Then they'll know which ones to come where you're at."

"...did you just have a STROKE, Hitch?"

"Y'know, like... sing'um."

"You are having a fuckin'... BRAIN HEM-O-TOMA."

"Settle down..."

"Ahh, like... *sung, on a higher note each time* Jim, Jim, Jiiiiim!"

"Hitch its a HOCKEY TEAM not fucking... Miss Saigon!!"

the most insane line delivery of all time…

Glenn Howerton 🤝 Matt Berry

This is very nitpicky, but sometimes I get hung up on minor performance details like this.

When I was little I was once in a variety show that included the song, and the director instructed the kid who sang it to deliver it in a way that in hindsight I don't think is my preferred choice.

What We Do In The Shadows – 4.08: Go Flip Yourself

"I really value when people use violence and raise their voices for me. It's actually one of my love languages."

Havana Rose Liu as ISABEL in Bottoms (2023)

testing a new pen out with some Rodders sketches lol

Quotes are from TF2 Scout's domination lines bc all I could hear while listening to them was a real hot headed Rodders o.O

Sam and Cat, Episode 35 "#WeStealARockStar"

Transcription under cut

Video transcription: "Oh my god I'm so STUPID!"

She's expecting me to come home. Which you do have to do at some point.

spanish jackie has the best lines, including:

"my noses!" (i quote this on the daily)

calling stede the genital pirate

her flirting with any person she finds remotely attractive

"so you're spanish jackie?" "yeah" "are you spanish?" "no" "then why do they call you spanish jackie?" "i don't know!"

"why are you dressed like a dirty ass orphan?"

"he fucks like a jackhammer"

and many many more

TWITCH HUGGING STARSCREAM AND STARSCREAM BEING DISGUSTED BY AFFECTION

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY S3E01 | Career Day

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

Neil's range as Astarion is insane

charcoal on his nose btw