funniest part of my across the spiderverse experience is when they explained hobie's cockney slang and every single person in our very british cinema just burst out laughing

"kaz would retire back to the farm" this, "kaz would never live long enough to retire" that. like that man wouldn't open a bingo hall and continue to scam grandmas in his old age

THE GILDED AGE (2022- ) | 1.02 "Money Isn't Everything"

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i binge read a web series about a totally normal functioning spaceship by @derinthescarletpescatarian and i thought it was very fun

if arturs silovs has a million fans i am one of them. if arturs silovs has ten fans i am one of them. if arturs silovs has one fan its me. if arturs silovs has zero fans im dead.

JOSEPH QUINN for Wonderland Magazine x HQ JOSEPH 10/?

literally who let them do that

every time lina astor opens her mouth she says something extremely attractive. exhibit a is of course, dishing out homoerotic threats of destruction at a debutante ball.

(as she should.)

And if I only could

I'd make a deal with God

And I'd get Him to swap our places

— Running Up That Hill (A Deal with God) by Kate Bush

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i love how the mcu got the rights back to all the hells kitchen characters and they just immediately stuck matt murdock into every project

me when anyone tries to talk to me about anything other than shadow and bone s2 until march 16th:

i love how useless & dysfunctional everything is in capitalism <3 my package is returned to sender because idk... the driver just didn't feel like dropping it off i guess? their customer service "can't do anything about it since it's in the sorting center & they can't call it back" (??? from THEIR sorting center?). the sender is not replying to any of my customer support emails & since they don't have a number i can call to curse them out, i guess my only options now are to go physically looking for it & do the jobs of several multinational companies or just fuck myself & piss away the 40 euros i gave on a plush doll :)

i know right now from 1.5 episodes of this man that if 15 and missy ever met the entire doctor who multiverse would explode from sheer campiness

Genuine question, not trying to hate, but why do people create a drow characters and make them look like wood elf or high elf etc in bg3? By this i mean pale human like skincolors and usually paired with blonde hair and eyecolors like blue, green or gray?? I mean if that's what you like why create a drow??

JOSEPH QUINN for Wonderland Magazine x CLICK FOR FULL RES HQ JOSEPH 13/?