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HAHA look it’s that AU thing i talked about in the post before the ask when I misread the ask for the drabble haha oopsie anyway here have angst for an AU I’ve kept to myself
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Geno was tired.
Because there was, simply, no escape.
No matter what he tried to do, no matter what he did, no matter how he gave up… this would always happen.
He didn’t know it, but he knew it. It had to have happened before. Chara was not surprised by a “glitch” in the save screen, and he hadn’t been brought up to the kid at ALL until Sans said something.
He was certain following Gaster into the void wouldn’t stop anything either. He was the only thing keeping Sans from trying the DT again to somehow send another part of them here.
… how many times had this happened?
Geno stared blankly at the grass in front of him, scarf tucked over his skull. Had anyone else been around, they probably would have seen that his eye lights had vanished- making him look as dead as he really, really should be.
But he couldn’t stop thinking about it.
How many versions of him had tried the same exact thing and then given up? Clearly there had been no real solution found. But how many had tried? How many versions of this fraction of his soul had split? How many went mad with their first runs? How many lasted longer? How many let themselves dust out of depression, how many had accepted Gaster’s proposal?
Because Gaster had also said he wasn’t the first.
A tear fell down his cheek, dripping down to land onto the floor of the save screen.
… but he felt nothing.
How many times had Chara won? How many times had they failed?
A shudder shook the save screen. Geno looked up.
Another reset.
Another timeline gone because Geno was drowning in the hidden messages of meanings of timelines past.
Another tear fell to the floor.
Another.
The human once again walked up to Flowey.
All the rage Geno had once felt, all the pain and agony…
Did it all even matter, in the end? Would it ever lead to anything, was there anything he could do that no Geno had tried before?
Geno didn’t know.
He…
He didn’t know if he wanted to know.
Geno looked back down at the grass- the same as it had been since he had arrived, no matter how he tried to destroy it in anger or tried to dig it up to see if something was hiding under it.
Always.
The.
Same.
Had someone else been there with him, they would have seen the glitches that rolled over his body. They would have seen how they changed him, how he appeared bigger than he had been. How his melted eye light was visible and actively melting. How it looked like DT was flowing down his cheeks and arms like blood, how it stained his fingertips and feet. How his eyelight was a single red ringlet that stared into your soul, how the hood that had been made of the scarf shadowed his skull, his body decorated in pixels.
But then it was gone, like it was a simple blink of an eye.
Geno sighed, having not noticed anything wrong- not seen that he had changed.
How much longer would he last…?
#writing#basically#it’s a mash up of Aftertale and Dusttale#kiiiiinda#it’s very complicated#but I wrote it bc I misread the ask so I figured I’d post it#this AU rotates in my head once every few months#lil blorbo in my closet#his name is Pesticide#or at least that’s what he changes it to when he manages to glitch out of the save screen#feel free to ask me about him#he is very much a little baby man guy#Geno#Geno sans#Geno!sans#genocide!sans#genocide sans#genocide sans gaster#UTMV AU
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Sasaki thoughts for the night!
Sfw/nswf MDNI 18+!!!
Sasaki is my favorite member of the tobbi roppo and tbh he's becoming my favorite blorbo as we speak
I feel like he's really dedicated and determined to reach his goals and is really loving yet playful GOSH he owns my heart ❤️
Taking you out for Ramen dates when he can, I think he's the type of boyfriend to spoil you and even carry your favorite Lil trinkets around when you need them
Sasaki doesn't play about you at all, anyone to badmouth you is gonna face a whirlwind of pain!
He is a little romantic sometimes but overall A very playfully boyfriend! He likes to have fun with you!
In a modern AU he's totally down for going out driving or even spontaneous road trips on the weekends!
NSFW BELOW THE CUT
Sasaki is so rough as he fucks you into the mattress but lovingly laying kisses all over your cute face
He holds your face in his hands as he looks down at your full cheeks taking his cock down your throat, fucking your face and he cums from the look on your face as you relax and just take it, eyes rolling to the back of his head
Don't get me started on backshots! He loves to take you from behind watching your greedy fucking hole fake his heavy fat cock until you cum
He loves it when you wear sexy clothes for him to tear it off of your gorgeous body, a present just for him to unwrap
Him stroking his cock to the thought of you and pictures he's taken during your most intimate moments, always his favorite moments
Fucking you in a hallway closet, the bathroom at the movies, in the car outside of your job during your lunch break because he brought you food<3
I just love him sm and he's my favorite and needs more love <333
Someone send me thoughts for the hunky fella plz!!
#one piece#one piece x reader#one piece imagine#one piece smut#one piece headcanons#sasaki <3#one piece Sasaki#sasaki#tobi roppo#beast pirates
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*It seems you managed to stumble across a unique trio...
Decided to do a silly lil doodle of my favorite Dopple-trio! :D on the surface I feel like this'd be a daily occurrence. Kale is the most normal of the 3 of them, but I wanted to draw her and Paps having a cute lil conversation. (More ideas below the cut!!!)
Pretender regularly interacts with humans (his disguise slowly recovers, and he continues to mostly abstain from his old habits) and usually appears as "human" as long as he's out. Sometimes in public I feel like ppl would be willing to talk to him, and he's always quick to make it clear that to get to his family people would have to get past him. (Also I think in their neighborhood/town everyone gets increasingly confused because he regularly goes, "Yeah, that's my Kid" some days abd other days he's like, "That's my little sibling" and it's just that he's her guardian and the terms are kinda interchangeable because it's easier to use them than explain the whole situation lol)
Pretender also has no sense of fashion. He's always so close to a neat outfit then takes the wrong turn before he exits his closet lol.
Paps stays in skeleton form (at least for the first few years) even tho it's dangerous, because his human disguise is awful and makes K uncomfortable. Instead he trains genuinely with Undyne and Tender to properly figure out a human shape over about 4 years. Eventually he does have a human disguise, but he's contented in his monster form too.
K I can't say a lot for (beloved @oodlesndoodles is who designed/owns her!) But I'm pretty certain that she'd probably still wear her one monster-style outfit sometimes if only to show her solidarity with her family, or just to mess with people on the streets 🙏
Also:
I love the idea that someone talking to them would take in this info and be like ???????
Last Notes: Human!Pretender is one of my favorite blorbos ever to doodle! His hair texture is probably the most satisfying thing ever! Paps keeps miraculously looking good for this AU??? I've never been able to draw Papyrus before??? Idk what changed, but I love him! And KALE! K my beloved I have struggled so hard to doodle her well and usually fail but I think I did it!!! I love her sm...
#utmv#oc#utmv sans#utmv art#utmv oc#my art#utmv au#doppletale#dopple!paps#dopple!kindness#dopple!sans#pretender sans#kale estrella#kale#I honestly to the gods believe that none of these 3 can manage a normal conversation for over 4 minutes max#Chikity Tender can hold a conversation well but unsettles people w/ his eye-contact and grin#Paps is just notoriously over-excitable and refers to everyone he meets as Human [Insert Name] unless it's Kale (she's K/Kale to him)#and K I think could be normal for a while but tends to retreat if things get even a bit out of her comfort-zone and because she's so “kind”#she doesn't know how to end a conversation and had to suffer thru it or signal the brothers to save her from Interaction lol#hi guys can u tell I love them???#also I was listening to 5 hours worth of Unsolved Mysteries and trueHorror Stories while drawing this cute lil thing#it had the uhhh opposite affect. i meant to draw Toriel lore when ahe lures kids to Home... I got distracted#spot q
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Poll 1
Hinata (She/They) by @to-hell-with-good-intentions
Why Should Your OC Win?
Okay buckle up. First of all? Bisexual. Painfully so. She’s in love with a girl and it’s adorable and sickening. She spends every waking hour being like “I get to see Chloe today. I love Chloe. I can’t wait to talk to Chloe.” When she’s actually IN A BUILDING with Chloe she’s a wreck. Cannot stop giggling. Looks up every time someone passes by in case it’s Chloe. She’s trying to figure out how to ask her out but her only ideas have been “Scientists are interested in science just like I’m interested in you” or “Want a raisin? No? How about a date?” She’s the frontman of an emo cover band and also plays the bass. She’s got CFS and uses a wheelchair. She’s a scene girl with an ungodly amount of hair dye in her closet. She burns water. Sets fire to instant ramen. Can’t figure out how to work a tea bag. She’s horrible functionally but wonderful in theory. She’s my favourite. My blorbo. My skrunkly. She deserves to win everything ever.
What is Your OC Like?
She’s so caring. She carries around candies and hair clips in case her friends are sad. She’s kind and kinda stupid and gentle and confused all the time. She loves to laugh and does so often. She gives all of herself to others without expecting anything in return (this is often not a good thing). She considers everyone she’s ever talked to her bestie but is nervous to say so in case they don’t reciprocate. She gets her mom to adopt all her closest friends. She’s failing almost every class, especially English. And she’s a disaster. And autistic. And ADHD. End scene.
Sorin Witherstone (He/Him) by @bonetrix-arts
Why Should Your OC Win?
Because he's a TTRPG character that spawned from an old D&D campaign where I played as Sans Undertale the Horny Bisexual Bard and I think that's very funny.
What is Your OC Like?
This man is a mess. His father is missing and his mother is dead. His little brother is a weird lil guy and there's this strange black cat that just appears in his apartment sometimes. He's in a polyamorous relationship with his two partners; Sebastian Plight (literally just The Lamplighter from OneShot) and Ellis Grayton (a hot hot woman awooga I love women btw). He writes music and plays at a local coffee shop where his bestie Eugene works as a barista. He might also have a little crush on Eugene so oop. He also has a fat crush on the detective sent to help work on his father's dissapearance case; Mysterium Imerty (my bestie's oc omg hi bestie!!). He also is so cringefail but has somehow pulled more bitches than any man that pathetic rightfully should. His girlfriend Ellis is also a detective sent to work on his dad's dissapearance case and he somehow rizzed that cutie wth a southern accent up (god knows how he managed that). He's also tormented in his nightmares by his original iteration which, if you'll remember, is **Sans Fucking Undertale**. Just imagine falling asleep next to your hot purple boyfriend and some 3 and a half ft tall skeleton-ass motherfucker appears in your dream bitching about how he should be the one with the hot boyfriend and successful music career and skin. Wouldn't that just make you want to win a Tumblr poll?
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(I-uh-I saw the Reverse Self-Ship post you made via a mutual and I noticed you were cool and also an adult One Piece fan so-uh-I'mma leave my lil infodump if you don't mind. Also if you have any pronouns you prefer let me know so I can use the proper ones!)
So as of last week I'm now holding hands with the entire Monster Trio from One Piece. Zoro was an immediate infatuation (and the reason I started watching it aside from just finally having time to invest), meanwhile Sanji and especially Luffy I thought were platonic but I was proven wrong pretty quick.
Uh-I headcanon Sanji as a closeted bisexual and in my little self-insert AU I end up being his kind of "bi-awakening" I guess or at least the first thing that makes him ask the important questions. Uh-I have one self-insert that has a good amount of plotting but I've been primarily using an isekai trope for self-inserting. And since it's already an AU for the isekai and the self-inserting itself-and because I'm really attached to the concept of magic(*cough*andimstillnotoverowlhouseending*cough*)-I made my self insert a descendant of the nearly extinct species of magic users aka witches. So I'd have to figure all that out along with the universe itself and Bi panic.
I think the isekai concept came along as I got a lot more attached to the Straw Hats in general since I'm always a sucker for friendship and found family tropes. And when I got into One Piece life had been taking a bad turn so this is kind of an escape for me.
Back to the self-ship though-I'm still not sure how the relationship would start-but I'd end up being just this 5'4 pink-haired autistic male who ended up being the boyfriend to 3 big strong (but also lovable) pirates. And since I'm shorter and they're also a lot stronger than me, they pick me up a lot out of nowhere just because I was there. I'd take cooking lessons from Sanji, I'd nap with Zoro, and I'd teach Luffy some drawing. But I can't have one without the others now, I love them too much now.
I have little nicknames I'd have them call me, some even pre-relationship. Sanji would call me "Cotton-Candy Head" because of the pink hair (but with a lot more affection than when he started calling Zoro Moss-Head) and then "Little Prince". Zoro would call me "Pinky" for the hair and then after I broke out of my shell a bit he'd call me "Puppy" because once I get comfortable around people I got big ol' golden-retriever energy. Luffy would probably call me "Nugget" and "Squishy" (I have a round face and also I can see Luffy looking at me and having a moment kinda like that one of Dory from Finding Nemo where she goes "I Shall Call Him Squishy And He Shall Be Mine. And He Shall Be My Squishy")
And then I have nicknames for them:
Zoro- Matcha Boy/Man, Teddy Bear (I feel like considering the naps and stuff, he would give good snuggles. I mean-the plush I have of him is nice to snuggle with.)
Sanji- Honey Bun, Sweetums (Because he's the biggest sweetie, his hair is a shade of yellow like honey, and honey buns are good!)
Luffy- Sunshine, Cap' (He's the captain of the thousand SUNNY and he's a bright ray of sunshine in my day and Cap sounds cute to say for him as the Captain of the crew)
And I'mma leave it at that. Uh-thanks for the opportunity to talk about my selfships! Take care of yourself and drink water!
ah! \o/ I love this - my friend has an OC story where the OC is a witch - but not an isekai style. I love isekais. LOVE them, I don't give a heck what anyone else thinks of them, I love them. (I mention this because I love the witch idea, and you both did it very differently too! Similar concepts don't bother me because people always end up with different details and that Delights Me <3 )
I've got notes for my own self-insert via isekai for a few different titles cause my blorbos don't mesh well. It was quite a good idea to fall for the monster trio cause they're all already all there and together XD
The pet names are sending me \o/ they're so cute xD I love little pink-haired masc witch from another world!
Thank you very much for sharing ❤️
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I love forgetting to get back on my pitane introducing bs
bro the last time I rambled was like august 29th??? wow.
okay but back to pitanes.
I do love them blorbos very much and should get back to rambling into the tumblr void because future me would very much like these rambles because it likes pitanes.
anyways.
Proper order means I introduce mister deer (aka danse/dance) next.
Wook at him.
(The side view is kind of wonky but lets ignore that.)
Anyways. mirror partner is #15 we'll get into him later.
Onto origins!
He's from a universe called Daemar, where the world is kind of 'old' and without all the technology we have now. People live as hunter gatherer types mostly. Though, a notable thing here - pretty much all animals are sentient (just ya know, most don't talk to humans)
However, there's some particularly magical animals! Known as Guardian animals - and they're created from the world to protect certain areas and make sure the ecosystem is doing pretty well. They're so important to the world that there's even a lil system of rebirth with it just to make sure these places have someone to protect the areas :).
you can probably guess that mister deer over here was one of those Guardian animals.
Why yes, he did have his own lil forest :D.
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personality wise, *I* like to call him a 'little shit' but he's mostly a friendly and kind of jokester person who likes to interact with people and will give hugs if you ask for it. He's mostly nice - though he's a bit closeted with his truer emotions and it's a bit hard for him to trust people. No biggie no biggie though, as long as you're not an asshole he won't do anything bad back -u-.
Hobby wise he likes wood carving, listening to music, and also he's dating #4.
Did I mention all the gay dating parts.
uh
I probably didn't oh well.
we'll talk about promptu soon, he's #4 after all.
I had voice parameters but apparently I didn't... mark them down????
urgh. I'll find them later <_<.
Sounds a bit deep but vaguely warm and friendly imo.
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wook it's more reference art.
#pitane ensemble#sorry for just dying I guess#highkey i'm not in a sleepy mood and pitane rambles make me happy so like why not#doodle#not much to say tbh#oc#i mean he's basically an oc#for as much as I call them pikos they're not very piko-like#but they're still my darlings#omg i love them so much
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🍒 What’s your favorite character dynamic to write? (Can be romantic or platonic, specific or general!)
oh man there are a few I love! found family is a big one platonic-wise. in terms of romance I adore enemies to lovers and reluctant allies to lovers So Much. I love characters who Get Each Other because of trauma reasons, whether that trauma is shared or not, and I especially love friendship/ally groups where you would not be remotely surprised to learn they’ve had an orgy or all dated each other. yknow, the Queer Experience. and polyam ship wise I am all about each relationship within the polycule providing a different kind of emotional/sexual fulfilment.
🥝 What’s your favorite trope/AO3 tag to write?
porn with feelings and character study. I really fail at writing anything that isn’t very…centred in the POV characters headspace. all my writing has a tendency to veer into character study so I lean into it on purpose. even when I write PWP where a character is getting railed by strangers it still ends up being porn with feelings because it’ll be all about how the character feels emotionally about getting railed by strangers.
🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.
ok so for Justified my blorbo is absolutely Raylan because I too am a disaster with Daddy Issues. I love to project. I headcanon him as a Libra with a Scorpio Moon and Mars and I think of him as a switch with trust issues that make subbing for anyone other than Boyd difficult in the extreme. I often write him as a lil emotionally clueless and as someone who needs stuff pointed out to him but also as someone who is very aware of some of his flaws - just not others.
Like, he knows he wasn’t a great husband to Winona but he doesn’t know WHY. He can tell when he’s fucked up but can’t tell what the fuck up was. Also absolutely think of him as a late in life gay man who has just repressed the ever living hell out of his sexuality since the moment he hit puberty, just as a defence mechanism. Ironically, I think he would have realised much earlier if he’d stayed in Harlan just because Boyd was there, and I think part of why he left (other than escaping Harlan and Arlo, who he thought of as Harlan personified) was to get away from that burgeoning realisation. Getting away from Harlan meant getting away from Boyd, which meant getting to stay closeted longer.
He’s got a soft spot for blues music. He smothered his accent on purpose because people think he’s uneducated when he speaks otherwise, and he’s not. He didn’t do brilliantly at school but he did decent enough and he read a LOT when he and Boyd worked in the mines because he wanted to have conversations/argue and Boyd’s a sucker for literature. Carver, Verne, Asimov, Hemingway, you name it he’s read it in shitty paperback form. He’s a marginalia note taker too.
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(Comes from out of your closet)
What got you into invader zim? What about the green autistic lil guy made you go BLORBO-mode?
also I’d recommend looking at some Pyschonaut clips if you bascially wanna hear zim say, “See you in hell!”
Tbh i dont quite remember now,,, but i think its was just i was seeing fanart of this little green guy and started to watch the series and all of a sudden i was hooked, i was like oh this guy,,,,,, idk what his deal is but hes crazy and i like him and hes MY fuckin little guy.
Also i was in my early teens and at an akward stage in my life and i related to him and i kinned him HARD at first. I actually found a lot of comfort in projecting onto him during the time. Zim was my absolute Favourite character.
*couh cough undiagnosed autism feeling ailenated from my peers so i related a lot to him couhg cough) anyway
it was in 2019 when the movie came out so i was probably seeing a lot of fanart following the newly released movie and decided to see what the hubbub was about, and boy im glad i did :^)
#asks#voidvendetta#shout out to inveeder zeem for helping me through my tough years of 14-16 you were always there for me 😔
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L, P, T, W and X 😎
L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)
Despite Alan Scott being the GL I've read the most stories about (usually JSA stuff) I actually haven't gone deep into his lore and backstory and such. Heck, in terms of the GA, Flash, and Wildcat trio Jay and Ted have literally been my blorbos since childhood while I never really cared for Alan that much.
That being said, I really think the choice to have him come out as gay opens a whole slew of interesting storytelling possibilities. Like, I'd really really really love a story that explored his life as a closeted gay man living in the 40s and as well as his perspective of the progress made during the post-war era.
Also that scene where Alan comes out to his kids just made my heart so warm :)
P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).
*rubs hands together*
Ever since I watched the Stargirl show my gremlin brain began thinking of ways Jesse Chambers could be reimagined as a teenage hero and what I got is an AU where Jesse is a teenage runaway roaming America with only super strength and a lil superspeed to protect her.
Like... for the first few years of her life she lives happily under the care of her parents. Johnny and Libby being golden age heroes themselves, they make sure to give Jesse a mostly normal life, even when she begins showing signs of her mother's strength.
But one night when Jesse is eight, the Chambers-Lawrence household is attacked by Baron Blitzkrieg, an enemy Johnny and Libby had made in their superhero days. The couple ultimately meet their end protecting their daughter and the Baron manages to get away with it all.
Jesse grows up in a foster home while not getting the therapy she very much needs after such a traumatizing event. When she's a teenager she stumbles upon a notebook that her foster father hid from her written in Johnny Chambers' handwriting, of which details the mystery behind Johnny Quick and Liberty Belle's powers, as well as old notes about the enemies the duo had made over the years.
The discovery of the notebook is enough to motivate Jesse to run away and begin a one-woman quest to track down the Baron and enact her revenge.
On the way she meets some old friends of her parents like Jay Garrick, the Tyler family, and Ted Grant, and maybe she even puts on the Liberty Belle suit bc its impossible to write a JSA story without some acknowledgement of legacy.
@DC if you guys don't write this i will.
T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?
Not to be a BartRose shipper on main but I always like to believe that they have had feelings for one another throughout their time on the Titans. Whether or not either parties would ever act on said feelings is up for debate.
Just... just let me have the idea that Bart and Rose are just two people who've known each other since they started doing superhero stuff and have a unique kind of relationship because of it.
W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.
I feel like some aspects of fandom was a lil too obsessed with 'top' and 'bottom' hcs like it's the only thing one should think about when discussing character dynamics and sometimes that annoys me.
X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.
I tend to enjoy it when people talk about the little quirks they headcanon for characters, like what someone's fave food or fave genre of music is. Sometimes I just like knowing what a character snacks on when they're working or thinking.
#jesse chambers#alan scott#jesse quick#liberty belle#green latern#jsa#dc#in some AUs Jesse is the Flash#but in mine she's a superpowered hobo dead set on revenge#*chef's kiss* content
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hiya crow!
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vesper hiiiii 💜
📸 - What's one of your favorite photos in your phone?
i dont have a lot of photos ive taken on my phone, especially since this is still a relatively new one, but this one brings me immense joy
saw this cute lil kitty graffiti in a bus station bathroom when i was out and about two weekends ago. it was just really cute and made me smile :)
✨️- What's an article of clothing essential to your IRL character design?
wrestling merch or wooly socks. my closet is 95% wrestling tees and i have more wooly socks i can count and i do wear them around the year cause they are comfy and warm and my feet are fucked up lmao
🍉 - You're transformed into your favorite blorbo. On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed are you.
i mean. we are basically the same person anyways. swap a gender around and whatnot, and i'll be mostly fine. i mean i probably couldnt do his job tbf, but outside of that, yeah i'd figure i'd do pretty fine pretending at least for a while lmao. a solid 7 if not an 8 lol
random questions ~
#thank you for asking! <3#batboymilo#my other option was to add any of the revpro meet and greet photos cause the ones with zack are still my faves#but not putting my face up today dysphoria is strong so no thank you lol
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drinkos asks you to ramble about the kanad. hehehehehehe/nf
also the next prsk event on jp is gonna be akitoya angst probably 👍🏻
-ile. the drinko
YEsYES sorry o just no w had time
she’s a lil sbsbsnsn/pos a little skrunky she’s literally sososo/pos
Idk where to start but nigbtcord is SO poly. Im telling you all now they’re all so precious together aahshhs
it’s pretty obvious in the story that kanade is a hikikomori (think that’s how you spell it)
I find it sososo funny all my blorbos (a grand total of 2) own a closet of the same outfit cannonically she like actually has a closet of the same jacket it’s so funny. Literal living cartoon character/j
kanade definitely has some sort of separation anxiety you can definitely see how stressed she was when maf disappeared. Come to think of it if nightcord split and nobody kept contact with eachother any more she would absolutely just go kaboom (good au idea actually)
this is all I can write down there’s sososo much more I just can’t find words for it
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all i think about these days is DUSTIN. with his big muscles, and his round belly, and his skinny thighs, and his goofy/handsome gummy smile and, most importantly, his ambiguous psychosexual disorders. this preoccupation is pretty much your fault, so THANKS. so much. for the brainworms
a live look at me and u, trying to browse tumblr in peace, CONSTANTLY getting our minds reduced to swiss cheese by thoughts of blorbo. nothing makes me happier or more content than reading an absolutely deranged post by someone insane, depressed, closeted, obnoxious, or large and happily tagging it DUSTIN. to me, that's happiness. to me that's where happiness lives. lil made up fictional dustin, i've assigned so many traumas and problems to you. good for me. my worms are strong. my worms are healthy. every day i am worse.
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Warning: sports blorbo talk
Dee is a lifelong LA lesbian with a sweet beach house. And yet she's only 0.01% involved with LA media and 0.00% involved with the LA lesbian scene. You can probably bribe her with Lakers tickets to do a 6 minute media appearance somewhere and that's about it.
I just think it's funny because the LA celesbian scene is such a wild mess of bullshit. The gender fads and lifestyle influencers and reality TV and art pop freaks. And then there's a few normie gay celebrities on the outside of all that going "um wtf lol." DT claims to love LA, but she seems to hate 90% of LA culture. I mean it's not like I'm a huge fan of my own city's gay scene. So that's relatable lol
Actually... what other LGB celebrities besides Dee haven't declared allegiance to TQ+? Candace? It's interesting because Candace has the biggest media career of any female basketball player. And she just came out of the media closet. She does a lot of sports talk shows and panels. And her talk show character is always a little confrontational lol. I'm pretty sure she mostly does basketball shows. But she has a documentary about Title IX coming out...hmmm. I wonder if she wants to transition to doing more general women's sports media? And Title IX... that's a terfy topic. I wonder if she's been talking to Martina Navratilova? I hope so.
Azealia Banks has her whole thing going on. There's also La Roux. And Celine Sciamma. I'm sure there's some gay guys that don't go out of their way to promote TQ stuff. There's that British actor who got canceled. And maybe.. Lil Nas X? We haven't lost him yet, right? And that one actor came out as bi and didn't use the word queer. Or did he?
Who else? I must be forgetting people. There's gotta be more celebrities who don't push TQ+
Is Gillian Anderson actually bi or did we all just make that up? Oh and didn't Kate McKinnon get canceled for transphobique comedy sketches? Did she suck up to TQ or just ignore them?
Catch me up guys. What is the state of LGB celebrity these days?
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