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i-drop-level-one-loot · 13 days

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Need a work appropriate shirt that says "I don't want to talk about God, thanks"

#moved to an area i thought would be more liberal #nope lmao #ive had more comments about my body than ive had since i first started puberty #and lately men have been asking me if i know jesus #like??#sir #im just trying to live #here for a paycheck #not to remember my religious trauma thanks #and i know that a lot of people think the term “religious trauma” is like #exaggeration #or something #but actually #the churches i went to as a child were not always safe spaces

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ariesbilly · 1 year

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literally dont care about stranger things final season or spin off the only story i want to see for 10 hours is billy surviving starcourt and going to therapy to process that trauma and then accidentally delving into the karen of it all and coming to terms with the fact he was preyed upon by a woman who could be his mother also his relationship with sex/sexuality needs to be unpacked i need him to realize some things ok i need a full katy perry livestream therapy session

#IDK im just thinking about how its gonna take YEARS for billy to realize he actually was never the one in control of these situations no #matter what it looked like or what he told himself #karen shouldve shut that shit down immediately!!!!#when i think of how this fandom and the WRITERS try and pin it all on billy like sir... that is a child how fucking dare you #see now im getting angry again

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rewritingcanon · 6 months

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no one:

me: DRACO FLIRTED WITH HERMIONE IN FRONT OF HIS MOTHERLESS SON AND HER HUSBAND

#WAKE UP WORLD #‘im being bossed around by hermione granger…. and i think i like it 😏’ sir step away from her #the way hermione dragged ron away from him and scorpius dragged draco away from her was the wildest part abt it #i will not be silent on this #WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS 😭 ITS THE MOST FLABBERGASTING PART OF THE PLAY HELLO #maybe second to voldy getting coochie but still #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #scorpius malfoy #dramione #draco malfoy #timeskip draco malfoy #timeskip hermione granger #hermione granger #ron weasley #rewriting #draco malfoy ponytail cult

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ozymandiasdirge · 3 months

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so is every single person in this arc except luffy and her own pet shark going to be a horrific fucking creep to traumatized sixteen year old princess shirahoshi who has been locked in her room for ten years because a grown fucking adult man has been trying to turn her into his child bride since she was five years old or should i just give up hope now

#one piece #the bar is on the floor and oda is grabbing a shovel #literally how can people say skypiea is skippable #you know what's been skippable so far. all of this.#i was going to say at least her dad has her back #but like....sir why did you lock your daughter in her room #and not just go kill the man who is throwing axes at her #im sure that will be explained but can someone help this traumatized child please

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soldier-poet-king · 4 months

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we gotta bring back garters for socks in everyday fashion ok

i got muscly calves (incorrigible speed walker with short legs i gotta go FAST) so my socks are either falling down or the horrible elastic is digging into my calves cutting off circulation. there is no inbetween with modern socks and i am a noted sock hater as a result

garters are sexy af

i mean what more do you need

#yes i saw that post abt the leyendecker sock ads and im like. good sir. good sir knew what was UP #i do have comically ripped calves given yknow. the rest of me #idk man i started speed walking as a child bc i was short and needed to get places #and i just never stopped #youve heard of road rage. now get ready for....pedestrian rage #i need you to MOVE to the slow lane of the sidewalk or i will BE ANGRY #dont even get me started on slow ppl on subway patforms/stariwells in the subway #HOLY SHIT MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKIN WAY #i am a the fast walking city person tv warned you about #my fatal toxic flaw is i have pedestrian rage

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caer-gai · 5 months

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Angsty Arthurian AU Idea number ???

Reincarnation AU! Ector is raising a not-yet-remembering Arthur on his own in some off the grid small town. All alone. No Kay. Arthur had this feeling of 'something missing' his entire childhood, Ector knows who it is and has just enough of an idea what's become of Kay that it hurts a lot to think about.

They gather a bunch of local reincarnations Bedivere for sure, maybe Dinadan, Morgan, Guinevere, as Arthur is remembering and coming into his destiny. They're a small, tight knit found family scrappy low resources rebellion sort of vibe. Very fun very cool.

Now, Uther is still alive and well and running his own court/cult of personality/militant group. They and Arthur's group will come into conflict but he's also got his own agenda. Anyways one of his strongest lieutenants is Lot, who runs a powerful secret base for Uther's group, where he's "training" his sons to be Uther's perfect soldiers.

He also has Kay.

Between Lot and Uther they've made Kay into the perfect weapon against Arthur: trained since he was a baby, magic forced to it's max making him really powerful (a way to describe it i came up with comes from bedivere "The magic around him was screaming") he's supposed to be unshakably loyal. Excpt the only ones he's really loyal to are Lot's kids, to which he's become a weird sort of surrogate big brother (as much as he can). They're the only one's who treat him like a human.

Gareth absolutely hero warships Kay (though in a naive 'you're such a great knight i can't wait to serve Uther too!' kind of way that hurts Kay's soul). Anyways Kay is absolutely terrifying on the battlefield, and for a long time no one and nothing can stand in his way. Until he fights Bedivere (neither know each other's identity)

Bedivere is a solid challenge on his own, but when Kay blasts him with fire it doesn't burn Bedivere. Instead it activates some sort of magic signal bound to their souls, which protects Bedivere. Now that they know both are horror struck (for different reasons) and freeze. One of Kay's "teammates" takes a cheap shot at Bedivere, but he's warned by his team and dodges away. Making him the first to ever escape Kay.

Bedivere tells his peeps about this, which sends Ector into a dark spiral and leads Arthur to ask a lot of questions. Meanwhile, Kay is back at base and not in his armour for the first time. And he's in a cell. Gawain comes to visit, angry at Kay for freezing up, mostly because it made Lot mad. he goes on at Kay for a while before Kay finally snaps and tells him that it was Bedivere he was fighting, and on top of it the signal that save Bedi's life was one he a Kay crafted together to ensure that they couldn't hurt each other.

Which ouch. Gawain tried to apologize, but Kay's too tired for this rn and goes to sleep.

That's about as far as I've gotten linearly. Two other scenes I have in mind with Kay and Gareth-

Gareth is following Kay around while he's getting ready for a mission, mentions how he wants to be just like Kay when he grows up and Kay stops what he's doing gets down on Gareth's level and looks him in the eyes and says "Beaumains, You are going to be so much better than I ever was." (One day, in a happier world and place, where Gareth doesn't have to be anyone's soldier he remembers the first life, and he remembers this and he goes to Kay and hugs him and tells him he's still his hero)

Gareth wants very badly to go with Kay on one of his missions. So badly he teaches himself to replicate Kay's fire magic, and shows it to Kay hoping to impress him. Instead Kay freaks the fuck out and yells at him and makes him promise to never show or tell anyone about this ever again. it's the first time gareth is genuinely scared of kay. Kay hates himself for it but he can't let Lot and Uther put Gareth through the same hell that has been Kay's entire life.

idk if im feeling silly enough i might do some art for this, bc the visual of badass armoured up Kay reassuring little baby Gareth is living in my brain now

#gareth #kay #gawain #arthur #sir ector #reincarnation au #random au thoughts #my brain gave me this and the desire for it to be fully animate in the same style as Castlevania and im like bro #it takes us a year to make two pages of webcomic #in what universe #implied child abuse

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urtrickster · 6 months

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anyways i finally did all the fontaine archon quests and i am so. i am so. full of emotions. sad. happy. bittersweet.

#the thoughts.#4.2 spoilers #genshin 4.2 spoilers #im in love w neuvi #neuvillette sir i love u #and childe. og childe lover frfr loved that guy the moment he showed up on screen the first time #it was so good it made me cry #like 4 different times #ALSO NAVIA LOVER #i love her character so much #and furina. big furina fan.#smth smth i just love all the fontaine characters

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decarbry · 1 year

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All Might, babysitting Eri alone for the first time: uhh.... what do kids even like.... hmm well Eri likes Aizawa! and young Midoriya! I know! I'll show her where her heroes are! she'll love it!

TOSHINORI NO

#like I fully believe that he’s smarter than this LMAO #BUT SIR! watch this potentially devastating news by yourself #put some headphones in and set the tiny child down by your feet #give her a PUZZLE #text post #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #BNHA s6 spoilers #bnha spoilers #IM A FOREVER CHILD-FREE ADULT AND I KNOW BETTER THAN THIS

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galaxyspark-6e16 · 9 months

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i didn't say anything last it felt a little weak but damn season 5 really surpassed my expecation

and now im scared.

#the dragon prince #tdp spoilers #my thoughts #honestly i feel for janai and claudia his season #they re are not having a good time #my soren showing off his character #devlopment #SO GLAD VIREN FINALY WOKE UP REALIZING HE FCK UP BIG TIME AND IT ALL HIS CHOICES THAT LED HIM ON THIS PATH #and callum its ok nobody is going to reproc for uusing dark magic if you hadnt then it wouldnt let to yo learning the ocean arcana #and everyone wouldve died #i feel the high preist of lux aurea is corrupted or infected that aaravos is influencing his action #from s3 and it will lead a domino effect to a fight for the crown between sol regem and zubeia and zym #and speaking of zubeia i love her character whichh is wh i was so ditraugh and scared that she might die and that scene with her husband #is so heartwarming and for a sec thougt it was a halucination from the corruption #we still don't know if shes gonna be okay #and theres still so many things that go unexplaned like who was inn the coin in ep 1 #is the statue beside aaravos in the sea of castouut leola or another startouch elf #AND IS HARROW THE BIRD?! it litteraly hinting at it!!!!#also i gasped when i read the last ep cause it was what sir sparkle was saying the whole season and here im thinking oh no ezran is a child #hes in danger! but then its clarifies that its viren cild and im like SOREN cause like we know he wont sacriface claudia #AND THEN ITS REVEALED ITS SIR SPARKLE THAT MUST DIE WHICH MAKES A LOT OF SENCE SINCE THE FIRST SEASON HE POURED HIS BLOOD #which means aaravos has been planning pulling the strings since the beginning hes so desperate to be free heleach off the first person who #could help him and god i think should rewatch all season to see more clues #and those are my thoughts sorry if its chaotic in here this season is way better than the last and surprised me also finnergard #glad he ded the ship is crab took me complealy by surprise

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squeiky · 2 months

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People are really liking the "silver scares me" post. Its seems my fears are somehow shared

#i am actually afriad of him #like if i was a character in the sonic franchise #and saw silver the hedgehog #and knew about the stuff he could do #i was shit myself #no id cry and like run away #id hide i am not dealing with that shit today like nonono sir!#like you can paralyze- you have telekenissi- you can ind control- youve got some weird future cognitive shit- youve can DEFLECT GODDAMN FIRE #and yir weaknesses are.. exhaustion and not being able to grab shit thats invisble #what #like thats the only reason he cant physically rip out our spine it that he cant fucking see the.. vertebrae is something that comes out of a #horror fanfic like mlp grimdark overhere guys #be mugged a child and attempted murder like 3 fuckin times #im not.. im not messing with him hes scary!

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xamaxenta · 11 months

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Thinking abt that one pride event i went to in the us and it was so incredible to see everyone celebrate being themselves a core memory made for sure

#it was in Atlanta #it was definitely not the biggest event but it was still really fun and i got to find smaller trans dudes LMAO #me spotting another miniscule transdude like ah yes my people hey so are you ever mistaken for a little boy? ME TOO #the gender euphoria of cosplaying spiderman and these huge beefy gay dudes saw me and went YO ITS SPIDERBOY!!!!!#and im like oh shit im an adult but i guess i look like a child in this costume thanks good sirs you didnt even misgender me feelsgoodman

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ruvi-muffin · 2 years

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I love age difference in shadowgast fics bc like.. first off if's not utilized Neerly to its fullest potential, but most of the time it's just rly funny

Like sure, essek is old enough to be caleb's grandpa.

Does it Actually matter much??

Nah

It's just funny.

Bc consider, all the times ppl could potentially try to baby essek bc he's hurt or whatever and he's painfully aware that if he brings up the age thing he'll sound like a petulant child, and so has no choice but to be babied.

It's beautiful.

Also consider that generations of ermundruds have just been chillin in blummenthal while this guy was young. Caleb's grandparents grew old and died by the time he got his first government job probably.

Elves are Horrifying. Essek is considered Young. He's the age of three human generations.

#Essek thelyss #A few times per year i bring this up late at night #Dont mind me #Muffin rambles #I just think its facinating #Im pretty sure young man lives rent free in my minda #Essek gets to do whatever he wants bc millenia old elves have treated him like a child for a crntury tbh i support him #Get it sir #Wtf was hus grandma even like if she lived in the underdark during the calamity?????#Like sure okay essek ur mom's only one of the most power people on earth and has cheated death to reach millenia in age #Fjgjyjy #Esseks nit in on it tho he thinks his mom is cringe

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no-i-will-not-shut-up · 5 months

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omg the new weapons are so fun rifle mesmer is sending me

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #snipes you (heals you)#beloved #finally the push i needed to build a support mesmer #necro being the favourite child as per usual #it always gets the sickest effects #that slash on the normal and the mouth on the skill? beautiful #mace ranger is so random lol #tbh i would have liked ele better if it was dual pistols #on the other hand dual pistols guardian is so funny #sir why are you 50 km away youre the only source of aegis #someone said its the bullet of light fantasy but with the blue it looks so futuristic #warrior reminds me of daredevil sorry king #havent checked the others yet #im a mesmer main so im happy with my ridiculous weapon

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opens-up-4-nobody · 5 months

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How is it that after watching The Terror literally countless times, I still want to rewatch it?

#to b fair i just put it on as background sound. idk if ive ever actually given it my full attention all the way thru #if i met someone irl who liked the terror i would b insane at them. like if u meet me and mention narut0 i do that horrible cringy thing #where i actually get excited abt talking. me excited and enthusiastic? what am i a child? embarrassing #i try not to do it bc i kno ppl dont care as much abt it as me. theyre not gonna spend hours and hours thinking about tiny scraps of #conversations abt thr things i like. its not so fun to have a conversation of weighted enthusiasm. at least when im the one talking #im all for listening to other ppl freak out at me lol. anyway i wanna watch thr show again #and i wanna draw more scenes forever. partly bc its just good practice for faces. those old men r hard to draw #and practice for colors and themes? idk. its just like my favorite show. i love mini series bc they can do a neat lil story #idk what scene to draw next tho #like a dream sir. or like David young. we too r at the gates #unrelated