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Ten Inch Hero Reaction:

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

Such a different vibe from Devour ☠️☠️☠️☠️ [alksdjf Tis true]

“Normal people need not apply” ☠️☠️☠️ we’d fit in there [We would indeed]

Danneeellll

Oh noooo

Sir

I wanna work here [:)) I KNOW]

[I love that the customers get to vote] The dog. I love it [Yes, and the dog]

Hmmm

Ahhhhh! Omg! He’s here!

☠️☠️☠️☠️ “Well he’s employed here” [That line bothers me so but anyway]

🤣🤣🤣 “And now you’re hiring people who fail the interview?”

Well. Shit. [She’s lying, dear]

🤣🤣🤣 Poor buddy

[Zo! I love her]

Oh, man, chat rooms [I know! We'd never talk long distance on an electronic device]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ His look

Idek what this movie is about and I love it

It just is so chill and nothing is happening (so far) but it’s like 😍😍 [This is the vibe throughout]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ This lady 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [I told you I loved her]

Welp. Now I’ll think of that next time I eat eggs.

☠️☠️☠️ DoorDash. Back in the day

She ain’t even look both ways; she’s definitely a witch

Ooooo

OHHHHH WELL SHIT. WELP SHIT.

THIS WHOLE MOVIE JUST YEETED ITSELF A DIFFERENT DIRECTION

Damn, that’s sad af

Ma’am. You stop that. Flirt.

Awwwww. Well that was wholesome as helll

[Buddy is not subtle okay] ☠️☠️☠️

Bruh this is the one I wanted to watch the most and I’m gonna struggle commenting because I’m too into it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They have the same sketch book 🥺🥺🥺

Oooooooh is this going where I think it is [*whistles*] Oh nooooo tho. Cause it’s gonna be drama first. That’s a big no no in adopting

I WANT THAT VANNNNNN

Priestly is adorable

Oh, douchebags

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Well that’s what you get you ass

Bruh. Why am I not loving Danneel? I wanna love Danneeel!

☠️☠️☠️☠️ Not the eye flutters! I’m ded [I love him] I knowwww

Awwwwww muh heart. I can’t take it!

Plz tell me Jen doesn’t get hurt

This kid is ADORABLE

AWWWWWW

[I love Priestly flipping the bottle, btw; watch for it]

Oooof [Poor buddy :(]

Ngl she deserved the door in the face

Poorrrr buddyyyy

[Us if we ever met in person: "we tell each other everything-"] ☠️☠️☠️☠️

HE IS THE COOOOLEST BOSS

POOOOR BUDDDDYYYY

[THIS SCENE] OH I KNOW THIS SCENE [I've made you watch it]

[Sharky boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣]

[The first scene that made me like Tish] Yess!!

Oooooo that’s the face of someone who likes someone pjhhhh

Omg, buddy

Well shit it worked

That’s adorable omg

This is soooo awkward cause it’s gonna look so bad when he realizes

Also ooof; everyone putting feet in mouths

The phone cord ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Deceased

[Poor pup looks Unhappy] Oh poor Bam Bam

Oh the buzz ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Oh my god

[Return of Jezebel the Deed critic] BRUH. I GOT NO WARNING. [I forgot alskfdj]

DANEEEL YOUR HUSBAND IS LIKE😭👏🏼👏🏼 not him

WELP 👀 *sigh*

[Sheeeeee]

Sweetie dump his assssss

He’s getting bent over by brad anyway [ALKSDJF;LKADSJF]

[It was a demogorgon] ☠️🤣🤣🤣

[The little girl shouting "FRAT PARTY" tho]

I love this 😭😭😭

Whooooa awkwarddddddddd

Ohhhhhhh just tell me what happens. I can’t take it! [About?] When he finds out [Wait and see :)]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ [I love him; Priestly's my beloved]

Hell, I love all of them! Even Tish is coming around

Bruh this lady is a witch

[Priestly reacting like that as if he hasn't been doing about the same with Tish tho alksdjflkadsjf] 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I WANT THIS VANNNNNN

Why would you chase a goose

[Okay, I'm warning you now that Jen kindaaaaa annoys me here, but anyway. (Give it a few minutes.)] Oooof ok

TISH

JEN

WOTS HAPPENING

Oh, pity party. Oh, I see

[MA'AM YOU JUST LEFT HIM SITTING BY HIMSELF WDYM] This is definitely not ok

But like… why are they not saying she’s not ugly 👀👀 This isn’t okay either

[And btw. I've been in a similar position to her. So like. I understand. I just don't respect it.]

I WANT THIS JOBBBBB

["I was sitting by the phone, waiting, wondering..." BUDDY. "There's a perfectly good reason we didn't call" NO?!?!? THAT’S ALL THE MORE REASON TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM NOT TO BRING IT UP OR SOMETHING?!?!?]

Ooooh get her

Bruh he speaks truth

["Why are you suddenly Fuzzy's best friend?" Because he didn't deserve that shit, wdym]

Oooof [BUDDYYYY]

[The voice crack tho] OOOOOFFFF

OOOOO WHATCHUUU DOING buddy [Priestly be meddling]

Oh my goddddd

OH MY GOD

BRUHHH

BRUHHH BRAD

DOUCHEEEEEBAGS

OH SHIT

WEAK ASS PUNK FELL LIKE A FEATHER

OH BOY

Oh boy

Well shit

Oooooofta

Beat. His. Ass.

Someone please do it

Oooo- Get him

Ok? And? 🤣

[This be go well]

GETTTTTT HIMMM

OH SHIT YESSSS TRUCKERRRRRR

“YOU DICKLESS YUPPIE” THAT WAS AMAZING

💕💕💕💕 Preistlyyyyyy

[Tish, ma’am. You came onto every dude in the shop… Defy gender norms and ask Priestly first instead of making him do it.]

I’m trying to think of who Zo is. I’ve seen her in something else. I love her! She’s so calming

[He has the dark half of a yin-yang tattoo, and I want her to have the other half; I think it'd be so cute]

😭😭😭😭😭 Loveeeeee. So much loveeeeee!

☠️☠️☠️☠️ What. Are. [These dudes did not learn the lesson] 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Keep the lubeeee” [The look tho]

Well she gets A Julia. Not her Julia, but she also gets a Noah. So like… Win win

Awwwww

Oh OHHHHH

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Fuzzzyyyyy

[Also, the music here is from the Deckerstar prom. It's the song he plays for her] Oh my gawdddddddd

😭😭😭😭

Aight cmon gimme the bad ending

Priestly was like nope I’m getting credit for this

Why can’t they just kiss and let it end here

[Look at himmmm!!! Buddy's so nervous slkdfj;laksdjf]

In her head (Danneel, not Tish), she’s like yep I’m marrying him

[Who gave him permission to be this adorable tho. The wide-eyed curious stare thing is just ack.]

Ahhhhh

Aight so headcanon he swaps right back

But omg he rubbed his lips

I’m ded

I’m not even mad, that was adorable

[Hmph.]

Wot Is Happening??? Sweet lord. [They’re getting married] Nekked [Yup]

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Endpoint Reaction:

Jezebel: That was really good! 😭😭😭😭😭 10/10 (Hah)

Wench: Glad it lived up

Jezebel: Ok I do hate he completely changed for her. That sucks. They should have had the scene on the beach him back like before. Also… Boaz & Platisha *sigh* What names. This was the strangest, most all-over-the-place-yet-all-connected movie I’ve ever seen! But omg no one died! And everyone got a happy ending, minus Priestley’s style! (RIP it was not deserved.)

Wench: Yup, ‘tis true

Jezebel: For Jen… I’m glad she got a happy ending. I think I’m even happier he called her pretty. Because I would have been like 👀👀👀☠️ had he walked in and been like… you’re a good person ☠️ And like, no, looks should not matter, but it’s like.. friendship code to lift your friends up… not agree with them *sigh* 🤣 And they didn’t agree, but they didn’t DISAGREE either

Wench: Right

Jezebel: Idk that bugged tf out of me

Wench: Makes sense. Do we know what we're doing next?

Jezebel: Hmm…

Wench: We still have our shows to be doing, technically-

Jezebel: So we could do one of each show- SBC

Wench: Sounds good! Til then!

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