I need them in the dirtiest way possible

rapid fire french rayou strikes again (transcript below the cut)

[Video transcript:

[ENG] Etoiles: I— I’m speedrunning it [Mario Party], but it’s like—

[FR] Etoiles: The next person to bust my balls by saying, ‘he’s going to miss the Ascension [French competitive event happening this Saturday 28/10]’ even though my plane is at six PM, you bunch of morons, it’s not because ZeratoR [Ascension event organiser] said once that I’d miss my plane that I will miss my plane, because what you guys don’t understand is that a plane doesn’t get missed if you arrive three hours in advance, and the last time I missed the plane was because my corresponding flight was one hour and a half [late]!

[ENG] Etoiles: I was just saying to my chat that I love them :)

Tina: Awhhh

Foolish: See, once again I have a feeling maybe that wasn’t—

End Video Transcript.]

I want to choke on them milkers

fuckin cutie pie~🎃

it was 0 degrees when i took these but i was surprisingly not cold at all apart from my fingers cause they touched the metal 😕

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I think Liu Qingge deserves to be babygirled

Anyways at the end of the day I’m still sexy and hot and funny. And I write fire smut. Haters made me famous.😌🫶🏽

The Namekians pray to the dragon balls for the prosperity of their gardens (which are basically a hobby, but part of their culture nonetheless), and so Porunga comes and visits everyone as a part of a huge festival of unity between the different villages. Perhaps he even helps out a little.

here is my spiderverse oc (ft. a few other important characters) uhmmmm yeah.

the cat is Batman btw

Pink to make the boys wink. 😘

I really need to get my tattoo finished. I love it so much but I’ll love it more when the flora and fauna is coloured and my moons are blacked out!!! So happy I finally will be able to get to my tattoo artist again in my wheelchair soon. It had got bad enough that I couldn’t do the walking to them but now I can just pootle along to see them!!

I haven't drawn Gohan and Piccolo in a while, so here's a redraw of one of my favourite pieces :D

God I just can’t get over how fucking good this chapter of Candela is. The storytelling is top notch and the entire cast has completely blown me away and it’s only the first episode. I thought I fell hard for last chapters characters. Little did I know what I was in for

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curious what would characters like needle, Fanny, tennis ball, pillow, yellow face and snowball’s nightmares be like

Thank you for the ask! After some brainstorming I have ideas for all those characters, except Needle because I genuinely don't know what she'd be afraid of

Also, Snowball was already included in my original post

Yellow Face: Losing his warehouse - Yellow Face is, for some reason or another, losing his warehouse. And the only way to ensure that he gets to keep it is to find someone interested in investing in his products. Which means making a lot of ads. The dream would include Winner being put under the spotlight again, against their will, Ice Cube being no help (I really don't think she'd be good at acting, and I also think that she's still salty from Yellow Face stealing her legs) and possible Winner-Clock bonding, depending if this is an alternate TPOT 10 scenario or something that happens after TPOT 10, independent of the contest. The nightmare either gets resolved through The S! finding an investor (boring) or a semi-heartfelt conversation that the team has with Yellow Face where the ensure him that they won't think any less of him without all his products.

Fanny: Her teammates being eliminated - Despite her I-hate-everything attitude, I think TPOT has established that she really does care for her team members , and that she genuinely worries for the team despite everything. The dream starts similar the Black Hole's but when they find Fanny Two suddenly appears, in a state similar to their zombie state, and starts to eliminate her teammates. The dream would be avoiding the host, while having to find of a way to stop Two from eliminating them. Would either be resolved through proving to them that Death PACT again isn't currently up for elimination, which would cause Two to snap out of it and bring back the previously eliminated team members, or killing them. Would include an alternate Fanny-Black Hole reconciliation, focusing more on Fanny this time

Tennis Ball: Not being useful to his team - I believe Tennis Ball has a certain fear of not being good enough for his team, especially compared to Golf Ball. The dream would start with all of Are you okay? appearing near Tennis Ball, who is already very aware of what's going on. That would leave the team and especially Golf Ball confused since nothing obvious would be happening, so they start brainstorming for ideas. And every single one of Tennis Ball's suggestion would very badly backfire, leaving him more and more unsure of himself. It would all come to a head when Golf Ball starts to dismiss his ideas because of that, causing Tennis Ball to hide away. The resolve would happen through a conversation between Golf Ball and Tennis Ball, probably after the rest of the team yelled at Golf Ball for being ignorant. It would also feature Golf Ball character development, because it would force her the really look at how the way she acts affects people, even people who are already close and used to her

Pillow: Nothing - Like, not in a way that she's afraid of nothingness but more because I really believe she's not scared of anything. She understood in TPOT 10, that would she had done caused them to lose, and that death isn't always the way, but I don't think she feels bad about it, or is even really scared of being eliminated. The dream would be similar to Robot Flower's situation, where Pillow would be like "Welp, I guess we'll have to figure it out!" and then starts to terrorize her team because she's in a dream and there are no consequences. Either the others wouldn't be able to get through to her, or someone (probably Book because she deserves it) would yell at her and make it clear that if she doesn't wake up they'll lose the challenge/be stuck in the dream. The actual waking up would happen through Pillow letting one of them kill her like how Pen woke up