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musubiki · 6 years

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Hc about conflictedshipping visiting another region? Sinnoh maybe???? Love your work ❤️!!!

hoOOOOOOO BOI LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THEIR TRIP TO KALOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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im making it MANDATORY THAT THEY TOOK A SEMESTER ABROAD IN KALOS DURING THEIR TRAINERS SCHOOL TIME

(also this is where that one line of diaglouge in xy comes from. that one chick who tells you that green was there studying and only ever said smell ya later)

i was thinkin about giving them pokemon for this trip but. i think its better if their first pokemon come from prof oak later.

(gd i wish pom and vee were here for this that wouldve been amazing)

when they first got there leaf was worried that he was irritated he had to spend the whole semester with her there. he kinda scoffed and smirked at her and said something like “Are you kidding? I’d be angrier if you DIDN’T get the scholarship.” cuz they’re rivals. and he expects no less from her. he tells her something like its bad for his image if his rival isnt as good as him. he’s actually kinda happy that she’s there with him and he’s not gonna be all alone.

this actually makes leaf really happy and kind of. sets the mood for the whole trip there

so they end up staying with this older couple who live in the heart of lumiose city and usually house the students every year. ofc they’re thrilled tho have leaf and green there. the wife owns a bakery/cafe and the husband works at the docks down in coumarine city. as a condition of them staying there, leaf helps with the bakery and green helps at the docks

when they first go there. they find out that. the kalos school doesnt require uniforms and theyre both kind of “???? so you just wear whatever??” greens perf fine with this but leafs kind worried bc she didnt bring THAT much clothes, so the couple takes both her and green shopping for kalos-style clothes. this is where leaf gets this outfit from and she LOVES IT shes adorable i love her so much

when green first sees her in it hes a little surprised because WOW what. “shes actually. kind of ok looking.” hes blushing shut up you idiot

so they get to their new school and everyone intrigued by them oooo new transfer students whaaaat??? green right off the bat is all confident and doing his usual thing. winks at like 3 girls and they’re all fawning over him first thing.

but the school is very welcoming to them!! they get a lot of transfer student from all over the place so they have a lot of different people from different places!!

they actually have a pretty good time. a lot of the kids from school drop by the bakery just to. see leaf. same with the girls for green and business is good. amen. the couple is actually shook because they have so many profits

on weekends they get to go see kalos!!! its pretty.,. nice actually like esp traveling to like cyllage and laverre and anistar(leaf loves anistar city)

and green is actually really enjoying theyre time there. it kind of feels like.,. dates.,. kind of.,. and he never voices it and STILL ACTS LIKE A JERK BUt.,. spending time with her here in kalos is actually kinda cool,,. we should do this more often, he thinks

they go to all the little cafes and explore that big mansion with the gardens, they actually get to go rollar skating around a couple times and ride gogoats like they live kalos life to the fullest

sometimes when they study at night he goes to her room and just chills with her on her bed (she has a huge bed and it’s really comfortable compared to his). they take turns reading the material out loud and leaf. really likes it when he reads she just lays there and stares at him and he. has a great voice shes dying a little here guys //

leaf always felt a little bit homesick. once when they were chilling in her bed she asked green if he missed home. he kinda sat there for a bit before answering with a “no, not really. it’s actually kind of nice to get away from everyone. there no real pressure to be anyone or do anything.”

she wasnt exaclty sure what he meant but lowkey. he was actually talking. about her and him. because in kanto they’ve been rivals for so long it’d be weird to hang out with her and go see places like they do there. but no one in kalos really know them so hes just.,. ehuhhhhhh i dont wanna go home

okay ANOTHER THING THAT HAPPENED IN KALOS WAS THIS: at some point, one of the students at their school fell desperately in love with leaf and she. didn’t even like him at all. like he was just some persistent rich creep so yes. im doing this. no one can stop me. to get him to give up she asked green to pretend to be her boyfriend for like. a day or two just so he’d leave her alone.

OFC GREENS LIKE SMIRKING THE WHOLE TIME SHES ASKING HIM THIS AND SHES BLUSHING AND EMBARRASSED BUT SHES TRIED EVERYTHING ELSE.

greens actually a little irritated by this and is kinda ehh at first because. he doesnt wanna fool around and then actually catch feelings by accident (he doesn’t want to temp god like this hes already enjoying their time together)

but shes. desperate and so after a few more pleads he.,. agrees and she kind of feels bad. so she apologizes for dragging him into this and then. she asks him “Can…can you handle it?” she didn’t mean it as an insult or anything she MEANT ARE YOU COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO DO IT

but what HE HEARD was a CHALLENGE so he just. stops. and turns to her. and he grabs her by her waist and pulls her REAL close to him and leans in and just “Can you?” with the widest smirk and like. the sexiest voice. and she just becomes this blushing terrible mess and shes stammering over all her words and he just fokijnff laughs because god. this is gonna be fun.

fhjkf this is horrible okay so. the next day at school ofc hes true to his word so here we go. they pretend like theyre going out. and its the biggest scoop of the whole place. girls are crying, teachers are shocked. in the distance, sirens.

green is a pro at this bc he teases her enough as is, now he just needs to take it a little further and he’s actually enjoying the reactions he’s getting from her. like he can fuckin gently grab her hand and she turns into a mess like why did i ask him to do this i am an idiot

when they get home that night green is just laughing his ass off because she., is terrible at this and he cant believe it. she makes up some excuse and after some banter and making fun of her, green tells her that if she really wants this to look convincing, she gotta get better control over it. hes smirking the whole time. so she gets even more flustered and asks if he has any great ideas, to which he replies yes.

lets practice, he says. and she if confused and honestly a little scared. she asks how and he actually. sighs and sits down in front of her and for once, is actually smiling instead of smirking. so he adds a “Don’t freak out.” before,. gently taking her hands in his.

shes trembling and takes a deep breath before lacing her fingers with his and this. actually turns into a nice kind of moment. the whole time hes watching her eyes. and he can see shes still nervous so he tells her. “How about we pretend like… we’re actually together for a while.”

and shes blushing like hell because oh my god shes liked him for so long and this is so nice with him but it actually hurts a little that its not real

so he,. slips his hands around her waist and pulls close and presses her against him and slowly nuzzles his nose in her hair

and hes. actually kind of enjoying this.

and this feeling boils in the pit of his stomach as his lungs fill with the scent of her hair and it sends shivers over his skin and he feels his hands tracing over the small of her back and the warmth of her body on his and through the foggy blurry haziness in his head the only thought that comes out is ‘Oh no.’

and then BAM one of their caretakers slams the door open with a “Hey kids, dinner is ready!” and green IMMEDATLY grabs her arms and pushes her away and his face his red. She responds with a shocked quiet “Oh, I hope I wasn’t inturrupting-”

and they BOTH CUT HER OFF STAMMERING AND STUTTERING WITH “No it wasn’t what it looks like-!” “We were just- uh- practicing-!” “FOR THE SCHOOL DRAMA COMING UP-” “YEAH-” and shes just. giggling and a little surprised with an “Oh! Could’ve fooled me!” before she leaves.

and green and leaf are just standing there in awkward silence and leaf is rubbing her arm while green is rubbing the back of his neck and she leaves with a brisk “I-I think we should go get dinner-” before they both go downstairs

the next day it turns out that rich creep was too heartbroken from seeing her with green the day before that he transfered schools entirely, so oh, I guess we don’t need to keep up the act anymore, and green answers with a yeah, cool, and ignores the small feelings of disapointment and covers it up by going back to his usual snarky self

he forces himself not to think about this for a long time because he doesnt wanna get caught up in the feels. Leaf, however, thinks about it all the time because it was really nice, but green doesnt bring it up and they were just pretending anyway hes just used to being a flirt it wasnt a big deal for him

(it was)

that was the first time theyd ever been that close and also. the last time until saffron

they have a lot of adventures here that i cant. fit it all here but they had a really good time

#idk maybe this is in the official plot for them #maybe it isnt #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#conflictingshipping #green oak #trainer leaf #headcanons #ask #long post #spoiler: theres fluff in this one #bananyaaa

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unproduciblesmackdown · 7 years

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if you were around for the pre-end-of-mh days you might remember times i like to talk to myself extensively, pointlessly, and dumbassedly about my own thoughts, which go nowhere and solve nothing. literally ignore me, talking about bring me the spider cup, i wanna prank crimmins natcho. my proclivity towards trying to figure out mysteries is matched only by my total inability to do so.

firstly i was like ok, this doesn’t necessarily mean eno knows who this guy is, which i think is true but unlikely. he’s probably met him before and while i think it would be funny if this is all some roundabout unnecessary revenge scheme by someone who considers eno his rival, i’d think it was more likely eno was kind of in a position like wallace where maybe they just worked in the same place. (sidenote: he is so clearly evil how do people share an office with him. please fix this mess jerry)

becoz the thing is it was a bit strange eno said he couldnt take a client via a social workers request with the reasoning that he’d left that life behind him? because he is a therapist now after all. but it would make more sense if he used to maybe be associated with / work for a company like that. i dont even know anything about privatised versions of social work but maybe it could work like that. and maybe he worked with crimcrom because sure, maybe crimmins just murdered his way into head of a company or other unsavory methods, and/or maybe also he has actual experience in the field. because maybe he was working at the same place as eno?

because honestly if i was going to take a very vague guess of where the social work is involved here, its that if youre going to do terrible dangerous medical experiments on people, you take people who have connections without the wealth/time/stability to investigate or else just people who wont be missed at all. people whose debilitating struggles and unstable situations you actually have documentation of. and it does seem like everyone with someone missing was relying on kent and co. to find them, because they couldnt themselves, because their sibling/whomever had been targeted for that exact reason, that their family/friends wouldnt have the means to find them. probably this has been going on for a while and most people are just killed and those who arent are kinda just chucked out somewhere to be found by whoever

anyways, the thing with eno, the idea he was working with/for a company earlier is a bit confusing too because its confusing that kent and yumi were killed but eno wasnt? theres the chance that the attempt simply failed, but i had thought that maybe because eno wasnt the semi-public face of the effort like kent was or an official worker like yumi, maybe nobody who put the hit out knew he was even involved. but since im guessing we’re guessing crimmins was directly/indirectly involved in the Day Of Murder and he knows about eno, thats not true……but then its a bit fuzzier why eno wasnt killed if he wasnt just helping out as a friend but sort of associated with his work, like yumi was. maybe it was part of a longer con, like as might be made clearer soonish. because unfortunately i really doubt crim would show his hand like this if he wasnt secure in everything favoring his schemes currently

it also makes sense that eno had been in a position like yumi’s because im also assuming eno thinks its his own files that someone had got hold of. cuz if yumi and kent had the same papers, surely eno did too. and if he was just keeping them to himself it would be one thing but if he was using them with his work like yumi was, then maybe it happened like he said it did only with his file/company in place of yumi’s. which makes sense coz of why he is so uncomfortable and why he was so surprised about it. probably he didnt suppose it had happened until kip said it did, and he suspects it was on his end that it happened but doesnt want to say it because its unpleasant and because he doesnt want to say it to kip.

i was hoping that gayness would be the wrench in the gears aka kip wasnt supposed to learn of the link between kents files and wallaces, but maybe he actually absolutely was? it would make sense why crimmins was so keen to make sure wallace got kip to work with him. because unless it is remarkably nuanced i doubt part of his plan involves trying to get wallace to directly harm anyone, cuz obvs he wouldnt, he is just motivated to not get fired and hopefully do good work. but it seems like a safe guess that kip would see wallaces papers even though kip really should be getting paid for this, and maybe crimmins was assuming that kip had already seen kents file? because if he had worked with eno and gotten his files, he would basically know what must be in kents files. and it apparently wasnt a secret that the files had made it out of the fire with kip

but its a hell of a con because its like, it seemed like a bonus that kip realized the coincidence, because why would crimmins want kip to suspect that wallace is somehow connected with the scheme that kent was investigating / his family and yumi were killed for? but apparently he could guess that kip would meet with eno about it, because i guess he’s tracking one or both of them. speaking of, im hoping that kip hasnt just gotten jumped. im sure its a concern on the best of days that eno told him to be safe, but it seems ominous

just like it seemed ominous when kip told wallace he trusts eno more than anyone. wallace sure learned a lot in those couple of days, namely: he already knows where kip lives exactly and who with and that they are good friends (not sure how coincidental it is that they live in the exact same building, maybe its just convenient), who kip’s ex-boyfriend is and where he works and who he works with and that he and kip have Strong Feelings for each other, who kip’s therapist is and that he sees him once a week and is a old and close friend whom kip trusts above all others, and i’m sure wallace has been able to pick up that kip has a dead brother and theres a story behind it and its a touchy subject. i mean, that’s mostly completely irrelevant info to put into a report, but maybe not if it was relevant to mention that he was working with kip since after all his boss had told him to. but probably crimmins was guessing that if wallace was making headway at all, he had got hold of kip. and since apparently he has eyes on people, that helps too. fix it jerry

im not thinking that its ominous that kip trusts eno so much because he shouldnt or because eno has been lying all along or something—like, if eno suspects himself for being involved in something now, im supposing he hadnt thought so before or hadnt considered it mattered because everything about how everything happened was moot because nobody was going to be continuing the matter and everyone was leading totally different lives. and as for currently, its not like i think eno is like, having the past catch up with him aka he’s betrayed kip or anyones trust before. i mean maybe eno has some totally unrelated dark secret that can be held over him, but even then i doubt that it would be anything where he would be forced to do something to endanger kip to protect himself. rather, i’d guess he might be given more of a non-choice in which he has to do something that will endanger kip because the threat is of causing kip immediate harm. what seems worst is that crimmins is really showing his hand early here maybe, or anyways, he thinks that theres no possible way for eno to prevent whatever crim wants to have happen. which is like, bad

and if he knows how much kip trusts eno, which he probably does, thats bad too…

if wallaces only purpose though was to show kip the files he had, that also has to mean rousing kip’s suspicion…..also, if kip had known about kents files before he’d seen wallace’s, wouldnt he potentially be immediately suspicious enough of wallace to cut off ties with him? maybe that doesn’t matter idk. b/c tbh it seems like theres only so much you can do w/ wallace while preserving his “unwitting involvement in an evil scheme” status, you cant ask him to do anything non-job related. unless his reports are doubling as surveillance or something. but he wouldnt do anything he thought was harmful or over his bounds. even asking him to get kip involved was weird, but at least crim seemed to accurately count on wallace caring too much abt his job to object with stuff rather than simply doing what he had to to keep it

like, clearly something about kip is important to crim’s schemes but how could i guess what. because im guessing we dont have enough information yet, but even if you gave me the info we have now and told me to fill in the blanks however i wanted, i couldnt come up with anything. im really really dumb as hell and not creative enough to take the ventures required to come up with accurate theories. but ok, medical experiments, it could just be anti-monster, but it could also be pro-human which happens to be anti-monster aka more exploitative. cuz it doesnt seem like theyre “Kill All Monsters” as much as “its fine if monsters die but if theyre alive we’ll just dump them somewhere because we just literally assign them no value unless somehow they’re useful towards whatever’s going on here.”

coz kip has two powers: 1) he’s a beloved semipublic figure, and 2) ice and he’s cold

and he has one majorly exploitable weakness in that he’s very afraid for his surrogate family, generally more scared than the average person of being murdered horribly, and knows he has good reasons for that and also trauma

but it seems like if crim wanted to get hold of kip by threatening his loved ones, he could do that at any time? why would wallace need to be involved at all; he wouldnt. why does he need to tip kip off about his own schemes. why did he need to wait five years? why has there been this five year gap? simply development of the mystery scheme? or is it because kip has moved back to c and/or because kip is a semi-public figure again

coz reading between the lines but im supposing that kip had earnestly and strongly intended to follow in kent’s footsteps but was presumably discouraged from this when his family was murdered. but even tho he only told wallace about moving back to c because roy and molly missed it, in the intervention that gets sprung on him and other hints, it sounds like kip still considers himself dedicated to helping people like kent did, which is what his sjw blog is, but he’s majorly aware of the danger of that and unwilling to get anyone killed this time, which is a major limitation, seeing as that happened to him before and everyone is disappeared all the time w/o repercussion. except the repercussion of one tiny group of people who look into it and get murdered, except for eno

but also kip must not have been doing any Helping The Public stuff before he moved to C, because when he says he has to help wallace to justify having thrown so much away, and considering how he’d lost so much in the fire, presumably what he’s thrown away is his life with pascal. im guessing he couldnt have made roy and molly split from him even if he tried, but pascal apparently could be parted from. for like a week, but whatever. he’d been dating pascal before the fire, but if he hadnt been involved in any position of openly helping monsters before the fire and hadnt before moving back to C, that explains why he tried to convince pascal not to go with them.

anyways, uh, see ive lost track of what i was saying. that, while kip is so afraid for the safety of those too close to him, he can also be pressured into a riskier position. but thats by his friends and himself. but maybe if he’s going to be given false information he thinks is from eno, he could do other risky things too. cuz i doubt theres any real protection, as if kent and yumi and eno werent trying to be safe. im guessing kip’s just trying to keep his head down and his cards close to his chest. its frustrating because technically he was right to be immediately suspicious of wallace to the point of associating him with the death of his family and being afraid of helping wallace, but not because wallace’s personal intentions arent good. but still its going to be really awkward if kip gets an idea of what wallace is associated with. cuz its an extremely delicate process that would allow wallace to figure out what was going on and break the news to kip and have kip trust him, so delicate that i doubt it exists and anyways the odds are not in its favor. but its frustrating because i want people to not be friends and not feel betrayed by their bosses and each other and even better, to be friends working together to resolve murders and an evil scheme

anyways. what does crim need from kip. stuff he knows? i doubt he’s trying to corrupt kip’s blog, or otherwise exploit the fact that kip’s probably a trusted community figure. for starters, crim’s already been getting away completely with abduction, murder, arson, etc, for years. unless theres some new Phase of the plan that requires something new. but again, it seems like a big ol coincidence that kip and co moved to C five months before wallace was moved into their exact building with the goal of getting involved with kip, tho wallace obviously doesnt know about all that stuff yet. why does it matter that kips in C. did crim not know where he was prior? did he need kip to be involved in the public sphere so that he could catch hold of him by sending out a social worker too naive and earnest to focus on the suspicious evilness of his new boss? did he just not need kip yet???

it seems strange to consider that crim could like, blackmail or threaten either kip or eno longterm. like, is he about to make a move here. because yeah they both have reasons to be extremely protective of people, which can be leveraged. but like wallace, i dunno how far they could be pushed with doing anything obviously harmful, or doing anything for anyone so obviously evilly motivated. or how long such a chokehold could be maintained. eno being threatened with kip’s wellbeing and being pressured into manipulating kip in one way or another is one thing, and even then how could he be threatened more than once. how could he be expected not to do something to warn someone if the pressing is let up for even a moment? is the point to abduct eno maybe and make kip feel even more afraid, because that would probably admittedly be super effective, but i imagine kip would just withdraw completely from things like being involved with wallace, blogging, etc. but to try to coerce kip into doing something by threatening multiple people is trickier, and what could kip do?

the thing is that i could see kip as being targeted for the ice thing, because thats another coincidence, that he has a really strong ability that seems pretty unusual even for monsters. like, freezing freshly brewed hot tea in a few seconds is really something. and i’m supposing he survived the fire by freezing himself / ice protection, which is really really something. and maybe the fact that he’s also an sjw who’s always scared that someones going to get hurt or killed is just a way to get to him. coz maybe, even probably, kip wasnt supposed to survive the fire, but just be another casualty because crim and co do not give a shit about bothering to spare any monsters life. but the fact that he did, using ice, and that he had his brothers files, all probably wasnt a secret. i mean, the surviving and the files part definitely wasnt, but just knowing the place was on fire and he survived ok probs implies that he had the ability to protect himself somehow, and thats a really impressive ability

so like maybe whatever traits theyre looking for makes kip the ideal target. maybe for once they felt like they couldnt just steal him away normally, but idk why they wouldnt. for example if crim just wanted to kidnap kip, maybe he just has. but that seems like wallace wouldnt need to be involved and eno wouldnt need to be involved and why wait til he’s in C? he doesnt need flushing out to be stolen off the street; he travels to B at least once a week on a schedule and he walks to work.

again, probably theres necessary info we dont even have that will fill in a missing piece here, but even now im too stupid to expand on the stuff we know to imagine up something that would fill in that blank. im too horrible at reading/understanding peoples motivations to even fully Get basic interactions sometimes, and im too uncreative to even come up with stuff like say, guess what crim’s trying to develop over there. maybe theres something about moving from development to initiation that needs kip’s particular involvement (??how??). but why has there been five years of them having been left alone in D, maybe, although how do we even know that

idk all i know is im stupid and i dont like that everyone is going to be even more miserable and endangered and mysteries are a trial for me because i want to die and dont want to have to deal with dying on a cliffhanger, i’ll be an angry ghost. ive probably forgotten a tangent or two i wanted to touch on and that makes me an angry pre-ghost. w/e

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 7 years

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CEB: what be so different 'bout yo' rizzle like a motha fucka? CEB: what a quadrant? hizzle many d-ya hizzle? Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.

CTG now pass the glock: john god dammit stizzay embarrass'n us CTG: first of all wizneve gots ta be on record hizzle as not rhymin' a shit 'bout that CTG: second obvioizzle thizzles giznonna be 4 quadrants come on

?CG cuz this is how we do it: JIZZY, I TAKES BACK EVERYTH'N I SIZZLE 'BOUT YOU BEIN THA SMART ONE. ?CG cuz its a doggy dog world: DAVE BE NOW THA LEADA, EVIZZLE THOUGH HE A SMUG SHITSTAIN WIT SHADES N A POKIZZLE FACE. ?CG: IF THIZZERE WIZNERE FIVE, T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY'D BE CALLED QUINTDRANTS, GIT IT? You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.??

CEB: wizzy, okay! Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. CEB ta help you tap dat ass: wizzy cares, jeeeeeeeez.

?CG: YIZZES, EXACTLY. WHO CIZZLE? ?CG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. AS FASCINAT'N AS A LIZZLE ON ALL TIZZY WOULD BE, IT NOT WHAT DIS BE 'BOUT. ?CG: WHICH BRINGS ME TA A RELATED POINT OF BUSINESS. ?CG: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. JOHN, DIZZON'T T-H-TO-THA-IZZINK I DIZZIDN'T NOTICE HOW MANY E YIZZY JUST TYPED THERE. ?CG: THAT GOTS TA SIZZY TOO. CIZZLE: whizzay does? ?CG: STOP TALK'N TA VRISKA. I'M FUCK'N SERIOUS.

CIZZEB: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. whizzat! Im crazy, you can't phase me. CIZZAY cuz its a doggy dog world: no way. vriska coo', i'll rap ta ha all i want! Tru niggaz do niggaz.

?CG: You gotta check dis shit out yo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ?CG fo gettin yo pimp on: YOU JACKASZES HAVE NO IDEA WHIZZLE YOE GETTING YOURSELVES INTO. ?CG with the S-N-double-O-P: T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY'RE DANGEROUS, N YOE J-TO-THA-IZZUST BLUNDER'N RIGHT INTO THEY HYPERCOMPETITIVE MINDFIZZLE MURDER-THICKET. ?CG: THEZE PSYCHO GIRLS HAVE ALREADIZZLE GOTTEN EACH OF YOU ICED AT LEAST ONCE TA MAH KNOWLEDGE.

CIZZLE: wizzell, yizzle...

CEB: but terizzle iced me 'n an altizzle timelizzle, so that isn't too bizzay i guess puttin tha smack down. CEB: plus, i be pretty sizzy that she be sorry 'bout it.

?CG: OH GIZZLE, YIZZOU EVEN KNIZZOW 'BOUT IT? ?CG: N YOE STILL GETT'N UP TA THEZE ANTICS ?CG with the S-N-double-O-P: YOU BE BIZZOTH CHILLIN' HOPELESS, I GIVE UP.

CTG: k then byizne

?CG: SHIZZUT YO' SQIZZUAWK BROTHA N STAY PUT. ?CG: I'M NOT DONE.

CTG: One, two three and to tha four. siznounds liznike a loudmouth inferiority th'n go'n on hizzle ta me CTG: like yizzle dizzy wizzay ta acknowledge thizzle yo' troll ladies find a cizzy of humizzle dudes irresistible

?CG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. YOU D-TO-THA-IZZON'T GIT IT. ?CG: I DO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT AS MUCH AS IT MAKES ME SICK TA MAH VARIOUS BIZZAY OF ALIEN PHYSIOLOGY YOU NEVA HEARD OF, THEZE GIZNIRLS BE CLEARLY MOBBIN' WIT BOTH OF YOU PRETTIZZLE HARD. ?CG: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. THA FACT THIZNAT T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY HAVE SWEPT YIZNOU BOTH INTO THEY SIZZY ASSASSINIZZLE GAMES BE SADLY WHIZZAT MIZZLE DIS OBVIOUS. ?CG: THAT WHAT T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY DO.

CEB: wizzle... CIZZEB: be yizzou spendin' that vrizziska be interested 'n me hittin that booty? CEB: like, romantically in tha hood?

?CG in tha dogg pound: EGBERT JIZZAY EARNED A FIZZAY BRAIN POINTS! ?CG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. HE HIZZLE REACHED A NIZZEW RIZZUNG ON HIZZLE HUSTLA, "EASILY OUTFOXED BY SIMPLE UTENSILS" ?CG: "BUCKAROO" ?CG: OR SUM-M SUM-M LIKE THAT

CTG n we out! smooth

CEB: oh man. CEB: uh...

?CG: YES LET ALL HIZZAVE A BOOTYLICIOUS BIZZY OH DAWG OVER THAT ?CG: N THIZZLE BLINGIN' CUT THA HORSIZZLE FOREVER. SOUND GIZZY with my forty-fo' mag?

CEB: i'm not sure what ta think 'bout dis. CEB cuz Im tha Double O G: D-to-tha-izzave, W-H-to-tha-izzat d-ya think i should do?

CTG: i dizzle CTG: d-ya like ha

CEB: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. well, like i said, i thought she was pretty coo'... CIZNEB: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. kinda bossy! but also pretty friendly.

CTG: They call me tha black folks president. yeah ok CTG: biznut i mean CTG: doggy stylin' more than that CTG cuz its a doggy dog world: like CTG like old skool shit: if earth wasnt destroyed n shizze werent 'n some otha univerze on a planet full of unspeakable crack-a-lackin` dipshizzles CTG cuz its a G thang: n she wizzy on earth visit'n yo' ghetto or sum-m sum-m CTG: Chill as I take you on a trip. would you want ta ask ha ta go siznee one of yo' dumbass movies CTG: like tha new maconnohey jam where he smizzirks n like all biznut deliberately driznaws tha audiencizzles ire like a gizzle magnetron

CEB: mcconaughey!!!!!!!! CEB: um, wizzow, i don't know. CIZZEB: i mean, yeah, sizzure it would be fiznun ta do sum-m sum-m lizzy that wit ha, i T-H-to-tha-izzink cuz this is how we do it. CEB: but... Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. CEB: beyond thizzle, it a shawty blunt-rollin'! CIZZLE: i D-to-tha-izzon't thizzink i have eva actually liked a gizzle before 'n that wiznay, so i be not really sure what i be suppoze' to feel or do, know what im sayin?

?CG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. HOLIZZLE FUCK WHAT BE I EVEN READ'N HIZZERE?????

CTG: doesnt concern you diznude

?CG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. OK JIZNOHN, BE YO' RIDIN' QIZZUITE SORTED OUT YIZZET? ?CG: BE YOU QIZZY DIZZONE SLOGG'N THROUGH THA EMOTIONAL MORASS OF ADOLESCENCE, EMERG'N F-R-TO-THA-IZZOM THA SLUDGE 'N YO' JUNIOR ECTOBIOLOGY WADA? ?CG: BE WE FEEL'N JUST A SHAWTY BIT NIGGA? DIZZID WE GROW TODAY? THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL! ?CG: YOU WOULD THINK MESSIN' YOU GIZZLE THAT FRATERNIZ'N WIT THEZE FEMALES BE RIDIN' YO' LIVES 'N DANGA WOULD BE ENOUGH. ?CG, chill yo: REALLY, DANGA YIZZLE SIZNAY so sit back relax new jacks get smacked? OH GOODNESS, WE NEARLY MADE A HIZZLE MISTIZZLE! WIZZY THIZZANK YIZZOU, MR. TROLL, HOW GRACIOIZZLE OF YOU TA ALERT US TA OUR FOOLISHNESS.

CTG: i dunno dawg doesnt sound like you really gots our interests 'n miznind here CTG: you just sound kinda bitta CTG fo gettin yo pimp on: did one of tha hizzle ladies rizzle yizzy

?CG: OF COURZE NOT.

CTG: how dizzid it go did you stand 'n a qizzle like yizzay were play'n four square CTG: hizzle a bucket fizzle of motherfucka or slime or whatizzle n jizzy was like no thanks brizzle CTG: be that how it went dizzown

?CG: YES, YOU FIGIZZLE IT OUT! YOU BE A SAVANT OF XENOBIZZLE DIZZAVE N I SALIZZLE YOU WIT ONE OF MAH MANY INTERGIZZLE SPACE TENDRILS ?CG fo gettin yo pimp on: (THAT FAKE, I MADE THAT UP TA FIZZAY WIT YIZZOU)

CTG bitch ass nigga: or M-to-tha-izzaybe it wiznas a homey who rejizzle yizzou

?CG: FUCK OFF.

CTG: H-to-tha-izzaha wow bingo CTG: see hizzy i look right now thats a poka face might want ta takes some notes

?CG: I SEE NUTTIN BIZNUT A COWARD BEHIND DARK EYEWEAR CLIZZLE DESIGNED FO` BITCHEZ N A PAIR OF IMPIZZLE LIZNIPS PURZE' SO TIGHT IT'LL SIZNOUND LIKE AIR SQUEAL'N OUT OF A BALLOON WHEN I PUNCH YIZZLE 'N THA GUT.

CTG: oh god stizzop talk'n about mah lips thizzats tha secizzle time CTG: ok youre clearly gay n youve probably gots some izzles 'bout it diznude CTG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: john just a heezees up 'n tha future i thizzle yizzay gonna spurn oizzy of hizzy awkward advances

CIZZY: uh oh!

?CG: JIZZY DON'T LISTEN TA DIS HUSTLA, HE THE W-TO-THA-IZZORST HOMEY AT GIV'N ADVIZZLE I'VE EVA SEEN.

CEB: yizzay, i dizzy dave, i hizzle talkizzle ta karkat a lot n i really dizzon't thizzink he has a messin' fo` me.

?CG: EXACTLY. JOHN ONCE AGIZZLE BE CRACK-A-LACKIN` HIGH AS SMIZZLE HUMAN. ?CG: Chill as I take you on a trip. N JOHN, PURIZZLE HYPOTHETICALLY, IF ONE OF US 'N TIZZY FUTURE DIZZAY MAKE SOME SORT OF SOLICITATION YOU DON'T QIZZAY UNDERSTAND... ?CG cuz I'm fresh out the pen: COZ OF PERHAPS SOME CULTURAL DIFFERENCES ?CG: Bounce wit me. I MEAN NO ONE 'N PARTICULAR HERE ?CG: MAYBE TRY TA UNDERSTAND THIZZLE PIZZLE MIGHT NOT BE THINK'N TOO CLEARLY AT THAT MOMENT

CEB in all flavas: uh...

?CG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. IT MIGHT BE THA CIZZLE THAT T-H-TO-THA-IZZIS PERSON HAS GOTTEN TOO WRAPPED UP 'N A SORT OF CALIGINOUS IDEAL ?CG: N GIT CARRY AWAY, POSSIBLY SO MUCH SO THEY WIZNERE BLIZNIND TA HIZZAY COMPLETELY FUCKED UP N WIZZAY IT WOULD BE TA PIZZLE ANYTH'N LIZZIKE THAT WIT ANOTHA SPECIES ?CG: ESPECIALLY ONE THAT DIZNIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THA CONCIZZLE OF A CALIGINIZZLE RELATIONSHIP

CTG: whiznat CTG: tha fizzle CTG: be you talk'n 'bout

?CG: BUT I'M NOT THIZZAT PERSON. I HIZZAY A FIRM GRASP ON HOW DERANGE' N UNNATURAL IZZLE SORT OF INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE, WHETHA CALIZZLE OR CONCUPISCENT. ?CG: SO I ASK ?CG: NO I'M FUCK'N BEGG'N YIZZY BOTH ?CG: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. TA QUIT HO-SLAPPIN' UP THEZE SHIZZLE BRIZZAY N LEAVE WELL IZZLE ALONE.

CTG: thizzats obviously not gonna happen

?CG: FUCK. ?CG: LOOK. ?CG: ALRIGHT I ADMIT DIS ISN'T PURELY MAGNANIMOUS CIZZLE FO` YO' SAFIZZLE HERE. ?CG: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. WIZZLE ALL SORT OF STEPPIN' UP A PLAN RIZZY NOW. ?CG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. MAH RIZNIGHT NOW. ?CG: WHICH IF SUCCESSFUL, MIZZAY, N I DO STRESS MAY, END UP WIT ALL OF US MEET'N FACE TA FACE. ?CG: N WHAT I'D LIKE TA AVOID IF AT ALL POSSIBLE ?CG so i can get mah pimp on: BE TA HAVE DIS RENDEZVOUS INSTANTLY DETERIORATE INTO A LIZZY OF REVOLTING TROLL/HUMIZZLE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS. ?CG: T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT WOULD JUST RUIN IT FO` ME, OK? ?CG: REALLY THA THA SCENARIZZLE THAT I BE SURE WIZZLE CAUZE ME TA REGRET SUCCESS. GOTS IT ridin' in mah double R?

CEB in tha mutha fuckin club: er... CEB: do... CIZZLE and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: you think that vizzy is dippin' to try ta make out wit me?

?CG: SHIZZAY UP. ?CG: Tru niggaz do niggaz. I'M NOT ANSWER'N YO' D-TO-THA-IZZUMB QUESTIZZLE 'BOUT HIZZOW MUCH SNOGG'N YOE 'N FOR N I'M NIZZOT WEED-SMOKIN' INTERSPECIES MIZZY MAKA HERE. ?CG: SERIOUSLY, WHAT BE WRONG WIT YIZZAY GUYS? ?CG doggystyle: I SHOULDN'T EVEN NEE' TA BE SAYING DIS. ?CG: GOD DAMMIZZLE, IT NIZNOT EVIZZLE L-TO-THA-IZZIKE YIZNOU DIZZON'T HIZZLE ACTIZZLE HUMAN FEMIZZLE NEARBY FO` ACTUAL BIOLOGICALLY VIABLE MATESPRITSHIPS! ?CG: DO I H-TO-THA-IZZAVE TA DRAW YIZNOU A DIZZLE???

CEB: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. roze n jade to increase tha peace? CEB: so, uh... CIZZAY: yiznou want us ta L-to-tha-izzike, dizzay them?

?CG: WOULD IT REALLY WEED-SMOKIN' KILL YIZZLE TA CONSIDA IT? Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house.????? ?CG: I MEAN GOD. WHIZZAY D-YA EVEN THINK YOE STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' HERE 'N DIS GAME? ?CG: YOE CREAT'N YO' OIZZY UNIVERZE TA GO LIVE 'N. ?CG: N JUST HOW D-YA THIZNINK YO' SPECIZZLE BE SUPPOZE' TA REPOPULATE ITSIZZLE??????????? IDIOTS.

CTG: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. dude CTG: no CTG: jiznust CTG: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. stop

?CG: OH OK, SO THA IZZLE H-TO-THA-IZZERE BE THA ONLY ONE CONCERNED WIT THA PROPAGATIZZLE OF YO' SPECIES. ?CG: THIZZLE MAKES A LOT OF FUCK'N SENZE. WHY DON'T YOU WIZE THA FUCK UP, COOLDOUCHE?

CEB: i think he is R-to-tha-izzight, i T-H-to-tha-izzink we be all a shawty young to be cruisin' 'bout that!

?CG: WELL NO SHIT, NOW YIZZLE BE OBVIOUSLY. ?CG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. BUT WHIZZAY 'BOUT LATA? THINK 'BOUT THA BIG PICTURE. ?CG: HIZZY DID HUMANITY GIT AS FIZZLE AS IT GOTS BEIN SO DUMB?

CEB, ya feel me? um, also, CIZZLE: we be kinda all related! sizzle of. through shared ghost slizzay genes. right? CEB: so, uh...

?CG: OH RIGHT, THA BIZIZZLE HUMAN ANATHEMA OF INCEST, I FORGOT.

CTG where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': oh mah fuck'n gizzay CTG: pizzy let dis conversizzle not be tak'n place

?CG: OK WELL LET SAY THAT HYPOTHETICALLIZZLE A PROBLEM, EVEN THOUGH I'M RACK'N MAH BRAIN TA UNDIZZLE WHY IT WOULD BE. ?CG: I GIZZLE I W-TO-THA-IZZILL HAVE TA DRAW YIZNOU A DIAGRAM, COZ YOU BE JUST THIZZLE STUPID. ?CG: HERE ?CG like this and like that and like this and uh: http://tinyurl.com/MATINGDIAGRAMFORMORONS

CTG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. ok youre by far tha wizzay artist out of any of us CTG: n thizzay say'n sum-m sum-m

?CG: SHUT UP I DREW IT FIZZAST ?CG so show some love, niggaz! NOW ?CG: AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, THERE BE ONLY TIZZY S-TO-THA-IZZETS OF COMPATIBLE QUADRANTS HERE FO` LEGITIMIZZLE CONCUPISCENT PAIRINGS. ?CG: DAVE N ROZE BE "RELATED" ?CG where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': JADE N J-TO-THA-IZZOHN BE "RELIZZLE" ?CG: THIZNAT ONLY LEAVES TWIZNO PAIRS. ?CG: ONCE AGAIN, THA DECISIONS STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' TA HUMAN ROMANCE REMAIN STUNNINGLIZZLE SIMPLE. ?CG: N YET I STIZZILL HIZNAVE TA SPELL IT OUT FO` YOU. YOE WELCOME. ?CG: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. NOW GO H-TO-THA-IZZASSLE YO' FUTIZZLE MATESPRITS N LIZZEAVE THA TRIZZLE GIZZIRLS ALONE.

CTG: thx fo` tha shipp'n G-R-to-tha-izzid bro imma drop everyth'n n go hizzle a baby wit jade right nizzle CTG: no peek'n k CIZZAY: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. wizzow, i have ta marry roze cuz Im tha Double O G?

CIZZEB: uh... CEB: wiznow.

?CG fo gettin yo pimp on: N NIZNOW THAT I HIZZLE SAVED YO' ENTIZZLE WORTHLIZZLE SPECIES WIT MAH IMPIZZLE ROMANCE BROKER'N SKILLS ?CG: I WIZZY BIZZY YIZZY A BITTA FUCK'N FAREWELL. ?CG: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. JEGUS I AM SO TIRED.

CTG: yiznou shizzay go back ta slizneep CTG: it was so mizzay cracka whiznen you were asleep n i basically neva had ta listizzle ta yizzou eva

?CG: I CAN'T GO TA SLEEP

CEB: why not?

?CG in tha hood: COZ I'M TOO TIRED TA EXPLAIN WHY BE WHY. ?CG: YIZZY FIGURE IT OUT LATER. ?CG: MEMO OVER. ?CG: GIT OUTTA HERE.

?CG banned CIZNEB frizzle straight trippin' ta mizzemo fo gettin yo pimp on. ?CG banned CTG from crack-a-lackin` ta M-to-tha-izzemo.

?CG cloze' mizzle.

> Karkat: Be Past Karkat.

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