Siglai "Are you insane?!?" For the ask game!
“ARE YOU INSANE??”
Sigma began to claw at the strands of his hair closest to his face as he looked out at his beloved casino. Now absolutely covered in soap bubbles.
“WHAT DID YOU DO!?”
Nikolai was happily running around with two massive automatic bubble blowers, one in each hand. “SOGGY~!!” he chirps “do ya like it?”. He quickly disappears into the overcoat, only to reappear about a second later next to Sigma. He makes several grand guesstures outwards, then brings his hands to his face, mimicking that of a puppy as he turns to sigma. The casino-goers all watch their exchange in near silence.
“How- how did nobody try to stop you”
“Wanna know what I told them?”
“..what”
“QUIZ TIIME~!!” He shouts, spinning around in place as he does.
“Diid I.. A: Tell them I’ll spike all the drinks with poison. B: Tell them you’re my husband. Orr C: Tell them I’ll kill you and take over the casino for myself~!”
Sigma breaths an exasperated sigh. “A?”
“Nope! Buzzer! Incorrect~!” Nikolai retorts. “Aaand the answer was: B! It was surprisingly well taken too~ They really just let me do whatever I wanted”
“Of course they did, of course they did.” Sigma slips under a whisper.
He adds, louder. “Help me clean. We’re losing profits.”
Nikolai droops his body a little, slouching forward slightly. “Awwwww, Soggy's no funnn”
The pair begin to clean as the casino-goers watched on. Sigma would need to hold a meeting later on, seeing as majority of his employees hadn’t met Nikolai it seemed.
[sorry if this reads out weird btww, i didn’t edit it, or proofread it, and i made it at 1am for some reason, i also ignored the next 5 lines rule]
[@im-a-chunky-potato sorry this took like *checks watch* three days]
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Fozzie, in the other room, laying on the couch: *sad moan*
Me: what's a matter Spud?
Fozzie: ...
Me: *goes back to what I was doing*
Fozzie: *sadder moan*
Me: baby, why are you crying?
Fozzie: *long sigh*
Me: you need to tell me what you want
Fozzie: *somehow sadder, most pathetic moan you've ever heard in your LIFE*
Me: you're a ridiculous potato of a dog
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EXTREMELY IMPORTANT life update from my aunt;
Ouppis.
[ID: A brown and white border collie lying next to her litter of 5 newborn puppies, 4 black and white and 1 brown and white]
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i got home like half an hour before frankie tonight and she just texted that she’s on her way home, so now i am pacing around in the front room of our house like a dog
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