If your headcanons weren’t immature like a horny teenager, I wouldn’t have said anything.
DID SOMEONE JUST ACCUSE ME OF NOT BEING KINKY ENOUGH
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omfg I'm actually PMSL right now, this is the first time EVER that I've had someone imply I was prudish or didn't go far enough with something smutty I did OMG I feel like such a lady!
MrsBSmooth who?? Changing my blog name to MrsBWellBehaved 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally what in the world !??!?
Do you want me to give him some kind of filthy kink? Lewie's the most vanilla dude ever, he's literal golden retriever boyfriend. He'll barely do ANYTHING naughty, he's too much of a softboy 🤣🤣🤣 Making him super kinky would make him OOC, and God knows people get the BIG MAD when I do that (My Tom Smut lolllll)
How about instead of having a go at me for not READING YOUR MIND and publishing the exact headcanons that YOU WANTED you go FUCKING WRITE YOUR OWN you entitled, rude, piece of human shit for brains. I'm so over people getting mad at me because I didn't publish the exact curated content they wanted.
I'M NOT FRANCIS I DON'T HAVE A THIRD EYE! And even if I did, babe, it would just be rolling like the other two are right now.