[ 3tan ] some updates!

in the spirit of march madness, 3tan717 drabble #2 may or may not be basketball centric🤪🏀

lollipop is coming along very nicely and shall hopefully be posted sometime in april!

be on the lookout for an.. interest check of sorts😗📖👍

Is it past midnight? Yes.

Do I have a very important meeting tomorrow morning? Yes.

Should I go to bed? Yes.

Am I making a tea, putting on some random thing I’ve seen ten billion times and settling in to possibly pull an all-nighter for shits and giggles (and a minor existential crisis)? ✨Yes.✨

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I’ve got Big things coming up for the next two weeks that are hard to articulate but they are really important for my future, it’s making me so excited but yet so nervous at the same time I feel like my heart it bouncing out of my chest I���m ready for this 100% and I’m gonna do my best

dear mutuals:

I AM VERY HUNGRY AND TIRED.

alright that seals the deal. booking my hyyh tattoo appointment today

outcast of the village

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

Happy Yarch!!!

happy min march!

resurrection is sort of romantic, isnt it

fucking love saying "tough crowd" or "is this thing on" after telling a joke and not getting a response. or "i still need to workshop that one". you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you're only helping me set up more jokes. it's open mic night at the hotel california

If true we HAVE to make this the biggest flop in gaming history, as in 'destroys the company' levels of gaming flop as in a 'lesson must be taught' gaming flop, as in 'E.T. destroyed atari' gaming flop

Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.

Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.

RIP decency indeed.