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ENEMIES TO LOVERS CALE X READER PLSSSS😭😭
Fickle - Cale/Reader
a/n: idk if anon wanted a gn reader but I made a fem reader solely for the fact that my brain rotted at the thought of enemies to lovers waltz with pretty dresses. oh and the dynamic was inspired from "i'm stanning the prince" but like frenemies ver ig.
if anyone's curious this was 3667 words and 8 pages. also i had sm fun writing this that i might do stories with this as it's base hehe.
Tags: female reader, Gyerre!reader, massive novel spoiler, slight canon divergence?, enemies to lovers, but subtle because of their massive prides, misunderstanding, innuendos if you squint hard, light angst? (debatable tbh i dont think i made it sad tho but to be sure), open ending, Alberu pyscho analyzing his friends, god of death is a warning on its own, but he had little screen time, sarcastic Cale is my will to live, not beta read we die like Cale's slacker life
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Everyone who knows Cale thought he would get along well with the beloved cousin of Antonio Gyerre, _____ Gyerre, the only princess of the Gyerre Duchy. Just from a few hours of observing one of them if you know the other you’ll immediately see their similarities; calm, craft, kind, helpful. Even the way they show off their power (in the rare instances they do) are similar.
It’s truly a waste, if only their political beliefs didn’t oppose each other they would’ve been great friends. Partners even.
But of course there are some things that the general public can’t possibly know that only those who are very close to the two know. Like for instance the crown prince of the Roan Kingdom, Alberu Crossman.
If you ask the quarter elf (and actually get an answer) he’ll probably laugh first then say that the two aren’t in conflict because of their political beliefs. In fact both of them are the crown prince’s supporters. With _____ even being his childhood friend that stemmed from their accidental meeting long ago that exposed him being part elf. But that’s a story for maybe never because it’s a dark part Alberu wants to forget.
“_____, there’s a meeting later after Cale announces his commander position. Are you gonna attend? I’m sure you’ll get something useful out of it.”
The prince innocently smiled, as if he doesn’t know that _____ always indulges him.
And so during midnight, after everyone had finished their initial preparation for the war, the three of them had a meeting for further planning. ‘Looting and scamming plans’ as the great and mighty Raon would put it.
“Your highness that’s a great plan but it’s lacking”
“Right I was about to say that, how amazing that for once you’re saying something right young master Cale, you truly are living up to the image the citizens have of you.”
The meeting was conducted smoothly. Of course part of that was the two indirectly fighting each other using their glib tongues and sarcastic tones with Alberu just chuckling and watching the entire thing unfold.
Despite the low-key arguments they always have during these meetings, the redhead commander and the profound business-minded person of the Gyerre duchy synergizes quite well. The plans they think of are very similar so when combined, one is left with a great plan with almost no loopholes. Their thought processes are also very similar, when one of them points out a possible mistake in a plan the other one is quick to bring up a solution as they’ve both been thinking of the same thing most of the time.
“While this meeting has been proven fruitful, I am now going to go back to my quarters as it is late. I thoroughly enjoyed my conversation with the young master of the Henituse household. But I do hope we won’t meet again, this lowly being cannot stand looking at the radiant face of our kingdom’s hero. One is happy enough to observe from a distance.”
Translation: don’t show your smug face with your overrated public perception to me ever again especially if we’re inside the same room.
“Oh no, please I should be the one saying that to you, your highness’ closest friend and confidant. How dare I even think of outdoing such an important person of our beloved kingdom.”
Translation: it should be you who should be avoiding me and simply stick to your business aiding the crown prince to the throne.
Tired from the load of bull she’s hearing, _____ turned around from the communication device and rolled her eyes that caused the crown prince to chuckle.
“Shall I call a maid to escort you to your room? Do remember that you have to attend the tea party the Orsena Duchy is holding in the afternoon.”
The tired lady simply puts her hand up to decline the offer before going on her merry way to her beloved bed, the very reason she likes staying at her childhood friend’s castle.
Alberu really can’t tell why the two have bad blood, acting like cats and dogs (but refined) whenever they meet. The two aren’t even competitive, both are probably too lazy to even think of competition knowing that they’re on the same side. Though they hiss at each other, they also know where to give credit when it’s due (of course sarcasm and backhanded compliments will follow suit).
So from whatever angle one looks at it, it seems as though they should at least be great acquaintances. Well no matter, the two know where to draw the line and it gives the blonde joy in life so he doesn’t dwell on it for too long.
Thus, with mainly the help of three cunning minds and glib tongues the war continued to be in their favor. Though suffering and losses are an inevitable part of war, the Henituse, now duchy, also gained a lot of merits out of it. Especially with most of the heroes being the famous Cale Henituse’s people.
Although there were losses, as the pillars of the kingdom the nobles must not let the citizens feel it. One of their jobs is to put the masses mind at ease as they secretly and thoroughly clean up everything in the background. Even though the war isn’t finished yet they have to show that everyone can still go on about their everyday lives in peace. Hence a celebration is in order. What better way to put everyone’s mind at ease than holding a ball.
_____’s plan was to look around the hall for a minute then scurry to the nearest place she’ll be able to find and hide there for the rest of the night. Naturally nothing goes according to her vision as a certain prince seems to have a life mission to keep her party for as long as possible.
“May I have this dance my lady?”
Of course one of his tactics is focing Cale Henituse to ask the Gyerre princess for a dance. It’s a smart move really, with the commander’s large contribution to their feats, and everyone knowing that _____ also had a hand in strategizing everything makes everyone’s eyes to be on the powerful duo thus leaving no room to decline.
“It is my honor young master Cale”
A dashing spectacle of soft purple and gold captures everyone’s eyes as the two of the most arguably influential people in the kingdom, continent even, occupy the dance floor. Everyone can’t help but watch at how graceful and effortless the two dance.
Cale spins his dance partner as if he's merely spinning a ribbon in the air and lead’s her and lead’s her exquisitely. While all of _____’s movements are one in such elegance that one thinks they can see the gold flowers embroidered in her light purple tulle gown to be alive and fluttering. Helping the two paint such a fairy tale of a performance.
“Say, young master. I suppose you’re not someone who’ll stoop so low to the point of copying someone else's attire for the night right? I’m sure the beloved young master’s outfit was also prepared by his equally beloved hyung.”
Translation: it’s so you to copy me but since I know Alberu had a hand in arranging your clothes tonight I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt
“Why yes princess. You know how the crown prince is, he doesn’t take no for an answer no matter how hard I try to refute. In fact, if I didn’t know the prince was like that I would’ve assumed that you’ve committed piracy. Then again I know that your highness is far above such petty, pointless crimes.”
Translation: how dare you think i’m trying to copy you? If it wasn’t for Alberu’s doing I wouldn’t even think of stooping down to your unattractive sense of style.
As if to strengthen his point, Cale brings their bodies closer with such vigor that got the other ladies whispering about how they wished their fiances and suitors were as romantic as he is. Of course the beloved granddaughter of Sonata Gyerre didn’t back out with her viscous eye contact that other people thought were enthusiastic.
Simultaneous with the crescendo of the music were their movements. As the piece gets more intense so does their movements. The two have forgotten about everything else. All they see are purple and gold flutters of the hem gown and the tailcoat of the long jacket. The intense eyes looking at each other filled with animosity that none of them know where it stemmed from. Intense feeling of adrenaline rushing through their veins in a competition to outdo the other, and the feeling of warm hands holding each other close to the point of it being painful.
While the two got lost in their own world, everyone else cannot help but stop in their tracks and watch in awe. It was even to the point that the two strategists are the only ones occupying the dance area.
‘They make such a good couple. Look at the way they compliment each other and how they dance with such passion, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were just hiding their relationship.’
That’s probably what’s running on everyone’s minds as they misunderstand the battle going on between the two purple clad figures.
“Hmmm, *Aram Khachaturian Waltz… I must say, you have impeccable taste in music. You managed to choose a piece that suits us. But, young lord. If I didn’t know any better I’d think that the possessive grip you have on my waist is trying to leave marks on purpose so the maids tomorrow will get the wrong idea.”
“Of course, it is basic knowledge for a gentleman to be able to choose a fitting piece for his lady. Certainly not my lady, please, I apologize for my actions as I am just trying to not lose you to the intensity of the piece. Though I can say the same thing for you and your sharp nails. What would my butler think when he sees scratch marks on me the next day milady.”
Smile and spin ladies and gentlemen, smile and spin. You mustn't let the enemy know how much they’re getting under your skin. As the music mellows down so as the adrenaline and intensity of the dancing pair. Hence why they are back to making small talks.
“Your Highness you were the one that arranged their outfits tonight right? Is there any reason as to why they seem to be matching? Are you also perhaps rooting for the two of them too?”
_____ can hear one of the noble ladies speak to Alberu as they sway near the blonde’s position. Tapping Cale’s arm twice, they silently communicated to subtly stay near that area to eavesdrop.
“Oh hardly no, their private affairs are for them to deal with unless they confide in me about it. I simply just wanted to show off the close relationship we three have. See, even I have light purple and gold on my outfit and this matching beautiful brooch I had the finest of artisans make for the three of us.”
The two tuning in on the conversation can’t help but lightly scoff at the response provided. Everyone can see that the purple are merely accents of the prince’s suit while it is the main color of the pair’s outfit. Still, knowing they cannot do anything yet as the piece is just about to finish, the two settled on waltzing away to the center when they heard the topic shift from the brooch to the crown prince’s love life.
“You have great dancing skills milord, I thoroughly enjoyed our time together.”
“Likewise milady, now if you allow me to escort you further so we can talk business while waiting for our dazzling prince”
Translation: I’m sure you heard the load of bull Alberu just said so I need you to talk to me to make a petty comeback because I know you and so I know you’re up for it
“The pleasure is mine, I’m sure it's going to be a pleasant conversation”
“Then if you allow me to lead the way…”
If Alberu felt the cold chill run down his spine as he was talking to vassals, then he did a very good job at hiding it. A decision he’ll regret making later on as two pairs of glowing eyes grins at him with malicious intent they like to call ‘payback’.
After that, their relationship got a bit better. There’s still bad blood but thanks to the common headache they share they got along a bit better.
They started getting to know each other outside of the initial image they have of each other and notice the similar traits and life goals they have.
“Cale Henituse only second to the crown prince for being the most wanted bachelor? What? Is this for real? This man is surely doing witchcraft to make his press image look that good. This can’t be the same Cale Henituse I know who isn’t competent at taking care of himself.”
At her words, red eyes maliciously snapped their way to her figure to stare at amusement and resentment.
“Stare at me like that all you want, it doesn’t help my case that you’re bleeding from every orifice of your body right now. Makes me wonder how much trauma you gave everyone who personally saw you like this during the Henituse war. No wonder why they went ballistic. Of course the same thing can’t be applied to me as I will be more than glad to laugh at your demise with front row seats.”
Poor young master Cale can’t even make a proper argument as he is too busy to strive to live another day. Contrary to the princess’ lips that spouts poison like a viper, her hands tell a different tale. Soft, gentle hands cradle the commander’s matted hair as she lightly wipes down the blood causing his usual well cared hair to be this atrocious. Beside him is a baby black dragon who fell asleep from the fatigue of his awakening.
“I hate you but I have to give you credit for being the cause of Alberu’s hilarious face when you dropped everything on him all at once then left to go self-destruct. Anyways I haven’t seen Alberu make a face like that since I told him from what house I’m from.”
The annoyed, but in pain man tried to wheeze out an answer but was quickly shushed with benign hands that just finished wiping his face and is now cleaning up the sleeping dragon.
“Don’t even try talking. Yes, yes I know that look, you’re wondering how did I even get here and if I just went here to mess with you. Well let’s just say that I have my ways and this is me repaying you for the amazing scene you made with Alberu.”
Cale decided on whether he should argue back, but upon the return of warm hands that delicately took care of him he decided to let it pass for once.
Thus, Lady Gyerre took care of the famous commander as his plate fixed itself. This made it easier for everyone else to do their respective tasks seeing that the young master is in good hands.
And if the first thing Cale saw as he woke up was a certain lady’s head sleeping on his side. They didn’t talk about it. And if the first thing _____ felt when she woke were big, warm hands caressing her hair softly. They also spoke no word of that.
Instead, the two continued on with their lives as normally as they could after that.
It doesn’t help that they synergize well so they work with each other quite a lot. It also doesn’t help that since Raon is now relieved, the dragon doesn’t hesitate in asking _____ to stay over and indulge him further. It most certainly doesn’t help that the two of them are good at hiding their feelings, making it seem like they hate each other to the bone with their usual fights.
And it really doesn’t help them that they seem closer than ever no matter how much they try to push each other away.
Late night talks, comfortable skinship, the way they magnetized to each other unconsciously, one constantly seeking out the other especially when it comes to planning.
Yeah, it really doesn't help them one bit.
There’s also the pesky voice that has been watching over _____ since she was a kid that turned out to be the God of Death.
“So you’re telling me that the other kid you’ve been playing with was that guy. Then you told me that if we could meet we would’ve been great playmates? Oh and you’re also the God of Death everyone kept complaining about… I can see where they’re coming from…”
That conversation resulted in the feather pen, a relic of the said god, hardening and smacking the poor princess across the face. Of course _____ Gyerre is petty so she threw the pen in a corner and refused to talk to the God until he explained everything and let Alberu help with the Sealed God’s test.
As the whole thing continues on and everyone gets tired of the two, Alberu Crossman can’t help and try to figure out where the animosity even came from in the first place. Just why are they hostile to each other at the beginning with no explanations. Just what was the thing they saw that made them like that.
If it wasn’t for the Sealed God’s test maybe Alberu wouldn’t have been able to piece everything together.
The two are so similar that they even share their hatred for people who sacrifice themselves without realizing they do exactly just that.
[funny, so that’s how it is]
Alberu laughed to himself one night as he thought about it. Of course his laugh didn’t go past Cale, err Kim Rok Soo as he looks at the tiger as if he transformed into something worse than his current form.
But war is war and there’s little to no time for anything else when you’re focused on not letting this White Star wannabe take over the world. Hence why, despite all the clear signs brooding over them, both opted to continue playing hide and seek of feelings in the middle of war and everything is left up in the air.
Still, humans in general are fickle things that don’t realize what they have been caring for until the direst of moments.
“CALE I SWEAR TO GOD DON’T YOU HAVE A BRAIN? IF YOU DIE HERE RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO PERSONALLY BRING YOUR SOUL BACK IN THAT BODY JUST SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN”
Those words and the back of the one who said it was the last thing Cale registered before he fainted.
When _____ felt uneasy her mind immediately went to Cale and his self-sacrificial tendencies. Good thing that she still has the gift the God of Death gave her a long time ago.
“Listen, the kid I’ve talked about before is coming here soon. I’m sure you’ll get acquainted well. That’s why I’m gifting this to you, you can use this to locate wherever that punk is and go there. Fret not for you can also easily teleport anywhere as long as you have my permission.”
She never thought that she’ll actually use it to locate Cale, nor did she ever think that she’ll be panicking over the man and what he's doing.
Luckily, she arrived in time. Cale just finished using instant and is very weak, near him was someone trying to take advantage of the chaotic situation and finish the redhead off. More lucky that the Gyrre princess has quick reflexes and manages to block off attacks from the bear.
“I’ve heard what the situation is, Raon I’ll hold them off! Just focus on teleporting us out of here!”
A swarm of the remaining bears and black mages left in the Endable Kingdom continue to attack the three. While _____ is a pretty high ranking swordsman, it cannot be denied that she went to the enemy's territory on a whim and with no proper armor. There’s also the fact that she isn’t simply fighting. Rather, she’s protecting the one guy she swore to leave to die. Thus, by the time the three teleported to Puzzle city the two humans have fainted; one with a broken plate and the other one suffering from a large wound inflicted by the enemy.
Humans and their emotions are fickle things. It’s funny how a few words and actions will make them spiral down again. But it works out because these humans know that they are like that, they understand one another. They know that that’s exactly what makes them human.
That’s why when Cale first woke up, after getting his plate fixed again, and the first one he looked for was _____ no one said anything.
When he wordlessly insists on taking care of the unconscious lady no one dared question how he balances all of his tasks in the middle of war.
And when his family sees him getting lost in his own records late at night they don’t disturb. They simply watch over their young master, making sure that he won’t hurt himself as he autopilots his way to juggling making plans and taking care of Lady Gyerre.
Indeed humans are such fickle creatures dense enough to not realize they’ve been tightly holding on to something unless it’s already too late.
But at the same time that very fickleness is what gives them the ability to do an entire 180 once they realize their mistake.
That’s why in his own way, Cale will surely make it up. Set things straight between the two of them, and not let his mistakes on Earth be the same sins he commits in his new life.
*aram khachaturian waltz is the piece that got me brainrotting about the waltz I'm sorry but it gives massive enemies to lovers waltz scene jsdfjaksdgfsdg
#le asks#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#tcf#cale henituse#lcf#lotcf#totcf#alberu crossman#raon miru#lcf god of death#cale x reader#cale henituse x reader#lotcf x reader#totcf x reader
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Cale and GoD's Relationship
Lout / Trash of the Count's Family (Web Novel)
Chapter p2-10: TCF Part 2 - The reason for remembering (5)
It was a black light that did not feel ominous at all. In fact, it felt warm.
Cale was baffled after thinking that this warmth that was surrounding his body was from the God of Death.
< Commencing transportation. >
The divine item activated without caring about Cale’s thoughts and black light soon burst out in all directions, covering the eyes of the temple officials in darkness.
#lout of the count’s family#tcf fanart#trash of the count's family#lcf fanart#tcf god of death#lcf god of death#tcf cale#lcf cale#lcf part 2#tcf part 2
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I have been thinking about this lately.
We all now that Choi's family have been transmigrated to TCF/TBOAH world for a quite while. Choi Jung Gun is the first one as far we are concerned, then is Choi Han and Choi Jung Soo was supposed to be the next. But moreover, more Choi members before they might have transmigrated. If i'm not wrong, CJS told KRS and LSH about waiting for the family members that had got lost one day. It makes me believe that it happened more than twice.
Anyway, what does happen with the Choi's family that they are the ones transmigrated? I think that is almost the same case that happened with White Star, a vow of death or at least, a deal with gods. One Choi member before them could have done this with a god (more probably with the God of Death). As we saw between Sherrit and Choi Jung Gun, a vow affects the whole descendants of someone even if these didn't make the vow.
#lcf#choi han#choi jung soo#choi jung gun#lcf hypothesis#lcf god of death#maybe i'm wrong or missing something but i wanted to share this#hope to get answers in canon
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GO FOLLOW THEM
GOD OF DEAD WORSHIPPER HERE 🛐
Daddy? sorry Daddy? sorry
Daddy? sorry Daddy? sorry
Daddy? sorry Daddy? sorry
Daddy? sorry Daddy? sorry
He's such a DILF 🙏💕
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@untitled-google-docs-document hi aster ^^ I saw your really sweet words about totvdf in this post (below)
and I wanted to show how thankful I was so I did a little brainrotting of papa!GoD as a thank you! if i get time soon i will clean this up and color it but for now, here is a small gift from me to you. thank you for supporting me!!
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LCF x ORV is a classic for sure, but it’s always Cale being Young Master Silver Shield with the children, and for that saving a fuck-ton of people.
People, let’s be objective: ORV is not a world for the children.
Instead someone gimme a crack fic with LSH, CJS and KRS being three BFF 40ys old moms having a girls night ‘just like the good old times’ to release stress.
Yes, by that I mean absolutely wrecking the scenarios.
gimme a beaming choi jungsoo unleashing all the stoopid humor he kept in for credibility in presence of his uncle (and because of dramatic situation)
gimme Cale/Kim Roksoo tired, tired of the bullshit (secretly enjoying himself a little, but won’t admit it)
gimme a Lee Soohyuk delighted to be able to be the team leader and the hyung again for a while
gimme LSH and CJS doing a sachimi contest with the giant sea snakes, with krs as a referee
Constellations:
GoD is there of course, he’s the one who sent them here, he’s trying very hard to support them with indications and coins but whenever his message windows peeps up the 3 Soos start a bullying competition that leaves everyone around speechless and GoD rolling crying on the floor of his office.
Of course the Soos are too pretty to get a supporting constellation. They roast GoD for even suggesting. Buuuut KRS —the loser— ends up getting one, [The Great And Mighty Seven Years Old], because he can’t disappoint the children. That doesn’t keep the other two from laughing at him for it though.
There’s one thing to sullen the mood of LSH however, and that’s the constellation nickname of the crown prince Alberu, [The One Favorite Hyung]. And the bastard keeps rubbing his ugly modifier in their face by giving krs special quest to say 'please, hyung' to receive a stupid amount of coins. That stresses LSH out because he can’t determine wether krs is accepting them to annoy him (aka, he’s being cheeky) or because the gold is genuinely making him happy (aka: lsh is losing the hyung competition)
#tcf#lcf#cale henituse#kim rok soo#choi jung soo#lee soo hyuk#the soo trio#orv#crossover#tcf x orv#god of death#raon miru#alberu crossman
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Cale is the Saint of Death, and has been the entire time AU.
Growing up, Rok Soo's life was shit.
In his dreams, which he only barely recalled, there was always a warm place waiting for him. A parental figure that would ask him how his day went, give him advice, and try to ease the wound that just living life gave him routinely.
"You need to eat more! You're far too skinny for a growing child!"
"Shopkeepers are more likely to forgive you if you cry. It makes them uncomfortable."
"The next time he starts to drink, hide, okay? I'll deal with him when he comes to me, but I can't right now. So just hide."
Rok Soo could never remember what the man looked like.
But he did know that if he was ever put in charge of kids, that would be who he would try to base his behavior off of.
Practical, caring, and there.
What he wouldn't figure out until far later was that in his dreams, he was being parented by the God of Death.
By the time he transmigrated, his soul was saturated with Divine Power.
When he opened his eyes for the first time as Cale Henituse, he was also waking up to a world where he had the powers of a Saint.
Cage wakes up the same day, irritated from the start, because during her own dreams the God of Death would not shut the fuck up about how his son was finally going to be able to meet her.
#story prompt#i just think it'd be funny#he hears the god of death for the first time#and just#“...wait. WAIT. YOU?!”#sorry wrong tags lmfao#lcf#tcf#trash of the count's family#lout of the count's family
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How TCF Deities are Simps for the "Hard to Get"
It's hilarious how the gods in TCF certainly seem to have a liking towards people who absolutely despise them:
(In Ancient Times)
God of War: (sets a slave free) There you go, you're free now
Sky Eating Water: Neat, thanks
God of War: Now go and be a judge for me
Sky Eating Water: (runs away)
Cage: That God of Death, he's so annoying!!
God of Death: I wish she was my saint… 😢 Cale, would you-?
Cale: N O .
God of Death: Well, at least I still have Choi Jung Gun working for m-
Choi Jung Gun: (beats him up with a broom)
God of Despair: (drug dealer style) Hey kid, wanna become a member of the demonic race??
Cale: No, you crazy psycho!!!
God of Despair: Cute. Here, have a test to change your mind
White Star: W-wait, I thought I was your-
God of Despair: Heh, no! That Cale is clearly superior in every way
White Star:😨
Alberu: (His entire life) I hate the Sun God church so much… Discriminating against my race, it's their fault my mother's people can't live in peace and my entire bloodline is cursed-
Angelina: Cursed you say? No problem! Here, have this cool gun instead
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#humor#tcf humor#tcf god of death#tcf sun god#tcf sealed god#tcf god of war#the gods are simps with nothing better to do than bothering cool mortals they like#it's hilarious#and no i am not letting that broom thing go#it was one of the funniest things i've ever read about
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Cale is pretty shameless.
If he was told by the GoD that he could get 1 billion gallons if he kissed one of his companions, he wouldn’t blush. No. He would start bartering.
“Only a billion gallons? The Crown Prince has offered me more for less. You’re a god, live up to the name. 30 billion for a kiss on the cheek. I’ll even do a knuckle kiss for 20 billion if you feel cheap.”
The Sun God pitches in. “50 billion gallons for a kiss on the lips.”
Cale turns it down immediately. “You think my first kiss is only worth 50 billion gallons? You must think you’re funny. You couldn’t afford my first kiss with your whole religion.”
The GoD interrupts. “85 billion gallons and a heavenly item.”
He clicks his tongue, do they think he’s stupid? “A heavenly item would only draw more attention to me. I want to be a slacker. Use your head.”
Both gods curse. They can’t let him become a slacker, it would ruin everything.
After a minute of thinking, the GoD and the Sun God come to a conclusion. They’re going to cut their losses and take what they can get. “Okay, we’ll buy a kiss on the cheek for 30 billion gallons.”
Cale makes eye contact with them. “50 billion.”
The gods cry out in indignation, but Cale refuses to budge on this.
With a look of defeat, they split the cost and tell him to pick someone to kiss on the cheek.
He chooses Raon. The dragon is very happy with the sudden display of affection, and the gods curse the name Cale Henituse.
#he’s a trickster#a scammer#he aims to take all the benefits in every situation#tcf#trash of the counts family#trash of the count’s family#trash of the duke's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#cale henituse#god of death#sun god#not a reblog
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Cale's Live Reaction to Gods
Cale, in the beginning: I don't believe in god.
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God of Death, a sorta helpful dude: *helps Cale by bringing all sorts of trouble while whining like a kid*
Cale: That motherf*cking God of Death!
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Sealed God, a total creep: I will make you want me. *makes Cale relive his most painful memories*
Cale, sincerely: Thank you.
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Cale: *takes out God of Death's divine item and double-seals the Sealed God*
Cale, very sincerely: Also, f*ck you.
#trash of the count's family#tcf#tcf novel#tcf humor#lcf#lout of the count’s family#lcf novel#cale henituse#god of death#sealed god
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Tcf part 2 chapter 197
The God of Hope spoke in a casual tone.
“I didn’t want to become a god either. But it was a situation that I had to become. Someone had to handle it. But I want to support your dream rather than the lonely position of a god or the qualification to exist forever without knowing the end.”
My dream?
As soon as Cale thought of the dream, he blurted out what came to mind without realizing it.
“... Becoming a slacker?”
“Yeah. That is a really nice dream.”
STAN GOD OF HOPE THE ONLY VALID PERSON IN THAT ENTIRE GODHOOD OF ASSHOLES!! ONLY BITCH I RESPECT UP THERE!
#god of hope is lile hestia#and i lovee hestia#ps I still like god of death#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf novel#tcf part 2#laws of hunting#cale henituse
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I FINALLY REMEMBERED IT
There were two versions of the White Star brain rot. One with the reader, and the other with an Oc(because pretty sure no one's gonna take this man). It honestly started as a joke, like "Imagine if White Star had a therapist friend. Lmao." And then my friend just looked at each other and went "fuck it". And made White Star a therapist friend.
Reader version, I think, is basically God of Death fucked up and accidentally brought a random soul into the world but saw that they knew about the future so tried to get them in a suitable body. Buuut they ended up sharing a body with White Star so GoD gives them a blessing to protect them from his curse because OH BOY HE DONE MESSED UP. Reader realizes, "oh shit, I'm in the white radish's body" but White Star isn't aware because they're just a tiny mortal and he's a reincarnatior that's been alive for centuries. They can only speak to him every so often, so they sort of become his conscious and start secretly pitting him against the Sealed God. As he gets more aware of them, they start gaining more power and create a little mind space where they can project their body. A little safe space away from the very concerning thoughts that swarm his head. However, it's a double-edged sword as White Star quickly realizes his conscious(that he thought he lost a long time ago) was just this random person who distracted him from his goals.
After realizing there's nothing he can do about them, they explain TBOAH and TCF and making him realize all his plans are in vain as even if he does succeed, time will get rewinded and he'll have to deal with the menace that is Cale Henituse. So they make a deal, they get to live in this weird limbo state but will eventually get a body, and he finds a way to permanently deal with the SG as well as all the information they have. All of this takes place centuries ahead of the TCF and TBOAH Timelines. By the time KRS arrives, White Star has gotten... Attached to the little mortal living in his head and all his "villainous" acts are for show so the SG doesn't suspect anything. SG is aware of them, but thinks that they can't do anything. He is wrong. Thanks to them, White Star fakes his death and the SG is permanently taken care of. Reader gets to finally take over his body, as he had to sacrifice a bit of his soul to deal with SG so now he's the one in the mind space they made. And now both of them just wander around, going their best to avoid Cale and his group because that is not something they want to deal with. They also teach him memes.
This is really long give me a sec to do the other one jesus-
IF YOU WRITE A FIC ABOUT THIS I WOULD WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOU! THIS IS SUCH A GOOD CONCEPT DFIGOASDGSFOGSFH
longass rant of my shtty and uncalled for opinions below hehe
with the reader insert ver, imagine they were in the same situation with rok soo. someone who was suppose to be born in the tboaf world but white star stole their body so they were stuck on earth 1. but the difference was that some fucky wucky happened and so they died earlier than their intended time. then more fucky wucky happened with their soul that's why now they're stuck with white star.
with the death part though... hmm i personally think that'll be difficult. since cale got the answer of how to kill white star from the world tree (i mean world tree can lie but lets be real, that poor guy is too scared of cheap stake fire to do that) and it's hard to escape jour's ancient power. so i can see them striking a deal with cale with the help of god of death. then after sg is sealed off they just go away to try and live their own life and avoid cale.
key word: try
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now for the oc ver
FIRST OF ALL I LOVE HOW SHE'S JUST A DOKJA KINNIE? HELP? SDUTFOSGDHDFJ
i can see her acting very villainess-like and thats hawt lol
also i can imagine a scenario like this has happened at least once:
White Star is the one in control right now. He was just maximizing his time having full control of their shared body by ordering his subordinates about their next move and whatnot.
"Yes, yes. That's how we'll do it. Hurry on to-"
SLAP
Who dared slap the almighty White Star like this-
It was his own right hand that slap him...
The last thing the poor White Star saw were the confuse stares of the nobles and commanders before he lost control of his whole body to Black Rock.
"Sorry about that, I just realized how faulty our plan is and had to wake myself up. Now, now let's start again shall we? This time with a plan that will ensure us victory"
#le rants#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#tcf#lcf#cale henituse#lotcf#totcf#le asks#chit . chat . stuff#white star#lcf god of death#tcf god of death
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After the KRS!Cale eating flowers headcanon, I couldn't help but think about this:
TCF headcanon: Depression Meals edition
KRS!Cale: Toss every leftovers with some gochujang and some rice to make bibimbap (back when he was still Kim Rok Soo), now he had Beacrox to cook anything for him.
Choi Han: Instant noodle (when he was still in Korea). Now he would just stay starved. Cale would force him to eat, though.
Alberu: Leftovers cookies and tea (if he had brew it before). Refused to eat anything else (unless someone forced him to).
Rosalyn: Mana potions.
Lock: This is weird but, raw meat (I mean, Lock is from the Wolf tribe, right? They gotta eat raw meat somehow).
Eruhaben: Also meat, but cooked with magic fire.
Ron & Beacrox: Nothing, really. Maybe some leftovers.
Mary: Death mana.
Toonka: I don't think he is ever depressed-
Clopeh: Too busy simping for Cale to be depressed.
Bud: Alcohol.
Lee Soo Hyuk & Choi Jung Soo: Just like Cale before, but with more effort (add more vegetables and seasoning if they could).
Cale!KRS: Only ate when he was too hungry, usually leftovers from the meal before, and wine (before becoming Kim Rok Soo). Now, leftovers from his reincarnated mother (He was too tired too cook, but he had to feed his niece somehow, right?).
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God of Death: Coffee (Gods doesn't need to eat, but he still cooks from time to time)
Sun God: Anything God of Death cooked (just there for the company).
#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#alberu crossman#choi han#choi jung soo#eruhaben#beacrox molan#ron molan#tcf mary#tcf bud#tcf clopeh#lee soo hyuk#god of death#sun god#original cale henituse#tcf toonka#headcanon
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Cale: "looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate, or male wife the GOD out of our lives"
Alver, holding a gun: "murder it is then!"
Choi Han, pulling out his sword: "I've been looking forward to this..."
Cale: trying to figure out if he's excited or terrified by these vicious punks
#cale henituse#tcf#lout of the count’s family#choi han#lcf#alberu crossman#trash of the counts family#cale#alberu#tcf incorrect quotes#in the end cale burns down all the god of deaths temples out of spite#but god of death manages to escape death using bribery
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Fanfics where Rok Soo meets Og!Cale or gets to know him more and is like "this guy is actually precious, he should be protected at all cost" are one of my favorite things.
Like: Yes. He is, indeed, very precious. Thanks for noticing.
Rok Soo is always surrounded by people who would kill him or kill for him. For him, Og!Cale is an oddity with little to none bloodlust (the little is WS, yes) and easy to deal with. His most difficult trait is his cryptid ways, which is just confusing, not an actual treat. He's a fresh breeze.
But the easy he is to convince to help is concerning (for Rok Soo only). What if someone takes advantage on him? (Again, only Rok Soo worries about this).
Cale actually has standards about who to help and when to ask something in exchange, Rok Soo is just unaware of them.
#i mean#boy gets suddenly transported into a sort of dream realm and is like#“hey. didn't expect to meet with you. have this useful info btw”#other characters be like#god of death: breaths#*GAaSP* >:(#og!cale: :) thanks for this second chance#oh this meeting was your doing? lol. anyways that krs guy sure is something#Anyways#i love when this happens#original cale henituse#he's a sweetheart#krs#kim rok soo#lcf#og cale henituse#og!cale henituse#og cale
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"San Lang is my husband" Cale just smiled kindly, deliberately ignoring the shocked expressions and scandalized screams of the group in front of him. He felt slightly amused at his reactions, however, he refrained from snorting or laughing, maintaining a composed posture. "I'm sorry I didn't say it sooner, Father"
The count found himself opening and closing his mouth, unable to fully process the new information. He had to use all of his self-control to keep his legs from giving way or his hands from desperately clinging to his son's shoulders, babblingly demanding confirmation that it was a joke. However, just looking at Cale's soft and loving expression was enough for his hopes to be brutally crushed. Cale, her beloved son was really married.
It wasn't the simple fact that he got married in secret, but that he had done it with a guy about whom he had no information!
"Cale" The Countess called hesitantly, quickly hiding any trace of surprise on her face. "How long have you been married?" She asks, feeling a little out of place, because she wasn't entirely sure if she was allowed to question her stepson's life after so long without interacting with each other.
"We have been married for 2 years" He hums, tilting his head slightly as a contemplative look crossed his face. Internally patted herself on the back at the naturalness with which her response came out, since she wasn't lying at all… Well, actually he had been married to Hua Cheng for 2 centuries, but they were small details that wouldn't hurt to hide. At least for the mental health of his father, who seemed on the verge of having a breakdown.
O; Due to his bad luck, Xie Lian becomes involved in a deal with the God of Death and his soul is transported to the body of his first life. Now reprising the role of Cale Henituse, he slowly becomes aware that defeating the White Star is a bit more challenging than he originally believed. Fortunately, her husband, Hua Cheng is by her side and is more than willing to provide support.
#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#hua cheng x xie lian#hualian#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#tcf#lcf#original cale henituse#og cale henituse#og! cale henituse#og cale#cale henituse#deruth henituse#violan henituse#god of death#xie lian & original cale henituse are same people
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