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klitzofficial · 2 years
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Period Cramps
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Klitz X fem!reader
Warning: 18+, smut, swearing (I'll add more later)
A/N:
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"Klitz please, it's the only thing I haven't tried yet. It's either this or I go to the hospital." She whispered through tears.
Klitz grabbed the hot pink dildo off of her bed as a similar shade rushed to his face. He thought back to exactly how he'd gotten himself here.
They were supposed to meet in the library to finish their history reports together, but when she didn't arrive on time he got worried. Then when she didn't answer his first five calls, he began to full on panic.
He couldn't live with himself if something happened to her. She was his best friend, even if he wanted more. He was fine staying "just friends". He was just glad she was even talking to him.
He gathered his things and left the library, millions of different scenarios swimming through his brain, none of them good.
He tried to call her several more times on the drive to her house. She still didn't answer.
He stormed into her house, knowing that if she were home she'd have the place all to herself. He ran up the stairs, taking them two at a time and pushed her bedroom door open.
All his fear and worries fell away when he saw her in bed, covered up to her neck in blankets.
He crept up towards her and bent down, which is when he noticed she wasn't asleep. Not only that but she had been crying.
"Hey, hey what's going on, are you okay?"
She threw her blankets off to reveal that she she was completely nude.
"Klitz please, you know I love you, and I'd never want you to feel uncomfortable, but I am in so much pain. I'm experiencing the worst period cramps of my life, and I've tried every technique on the internet. I'd do it myself but I can't bend that way because it makes the cramps worse. Will you please do this for me?"
Her speech was fiendish and sounded rushed, and he could tell how much pain she was in. He fought the urge to stare at her body the entire time, choosing instead to analyse a particularly interesting corner of the room.
Because of the long amount of time it was taking for him to answer, she thought he'd say no.
"Listen I know it's weird. If you don't want to do it can you at least drive me to the hospital?"
"No."
"What?"
"I'll do it." He said looking up from the sex toy in his hands, "I just don't want this to break up our friendship."
She began to laugh, but stopped abruptly. Releasing a high pitched whine due to the sudden pain she felt.
Klitz knew that noise shouldn't have gotten him so excited.
"So...do I have to put a condom on this thing, or like...use lube?"
She snickered and motioned for him to go through her side table.
While he got ready, and took off his shoes and jacket, she tried to get herself comfortable, moving her blankets and pillows away to get enough room for unrestricted movement.
When he was finally ready, she opened her legs and grabbed her thighs. Klitz wouldn't look at her though.
"It's okay, you're allowed to look."
He tore his vision away from the wall and made eye contact with her. She rolled her eyes and grabbed one his hands and put it on her breast. She then took the dildo out of his hands and leaned forward to insert it into her pussy.
She was trying to avoid worsening her cramps, so she was moving robotically, but Klitz couldn't tear his eyes away now that he received permission. She took his other hand and wrapped it around the base of the dildo.
"See I did the hard part Klitzy. Now all you have to do is push it in. And pull it out. Okay?" She said that last part slowly. All he could do to reply was swallow and quickly nod his head.
He started to slowly pump the hot pink toy in and out, loving the way she quietly suppressed her little moans. She took the hand he lazily rested on top of her breast - likely too afraid to move it - and intertwined their fingers.
"Fuck baby just like that," she let slip out.
Her eyes were shut, and Klitz couldn't tear away his gaze. He was enthralled, the way her eyebrows knitted together, the way her lips moved when she was breathlessly encouraging him. He felt guilty about the tightness growing in his pants.
She then took her free hand and began to massage her clit.
After 30 seconds of this action, her back began to arch. She then opened her eyes and made eye contact again.
"Faster Klitzy, I'm about to come. You're doing such a good job baby."
He sped up his actions and watched as her body tensed up, and she took her hands and gripped the sheets. He tried to keep going but her legs snapped shut and she pushed his hands away.
He watched her come down from her high, panting and covered in sweat. He thought she was ethereal, and couldn't help himself when he brushed his hand along her cheek and connected his lips with her's.
Before she could realise what was happening, he pulled away from her and began to gather his things.
"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that. I just got caught up in the moment and I di-"
He didn't get to finish before she spun him around and pulled him down to meet her. This kiss was more forceful, yet passionate, since she was now in control.
She pulled away and pushed him aside.
"I need a shower. If you come in with me I can help you with your little problem right there." She said gesturing to his crotch.
He looked up and started stuttering but she had already made her way to the bathroom.
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robinofgothamcity · 2 years
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"i'll make you eat your words."
characters: tim klitz / the girl next door
pronouns used: she/her
note: not checked for grammar or spelling mistakes / what's looking like in terms of my schedule is this fic, an aew fic of some sort (who idk), and probably a dick grayson fic!!
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"you guys are genuinely so disgusting," you told Eli as he continued talking about his porn directing dream in detail. the way he was speaking about women and how hot they looked made you look at him in confusion, "Eli, I'm begging to switch the conversation."
he rolled his eyes but continued to talk about it with Matt. Klitz was standing next to him not very engaged in the conversation. you were sitting on the concrete bench, swinging your legs back and forth, trying not to let your legs get burned by the hot concrete. there had been a few weeks between graduation and prom and were still dateless to the damn event. you were hoping one of the three had asked you even as a friend but that wasn't looking like it was going to happen.
you had gotten into a college in New Haven, not Yale, but a surrounding university and you decided that it was your best option out of all of them. you knew that since Klitz was going to Yale, you'd at least have one friend in the area. he had hoped that they would've accepted you but your SAT scores weren't exactly high so you settled to a campus about twenty minutes away from Yale and stuck with it.
"you have no respect for your female friends, do you? if you;re are going to be talking like that at least have the common decency to do it when I'm not around," you asked Eli once again. Klitz stifled a laugh, muttering about how Eli didn't have female friends to begin with, "you're barely a girl yourself! when's the last time you've dressed up or even went on a date? you're just as much of a loser as we are," Eli spat back. Matt and Klitz stared at him silently implying that he had went too far with the comment.
you stared at Eli, your eye twitching in anger. you stood up, not wanting them to see you get teary eyed and went in the direction of your house. Klitz sighed in annoyance before smacking Eli in the back of the head. he always had this protective aura around you, especially when it came towards Eli. he knew he had a mouth and said what he wanted without taking other peoples feelings into account.
"you went too far," Klitz said making Eli scoff, "she was the one complaining! if she had such a problem about the way I was talking, she could've left," he replied. Klitz hit Eli again in the head, "she's our friend and you could at least watch the way you talk when she's around," he continued.
"no, she's your friend Klitz. the only reason we tolerate her is because you wanna fuck her," Matt stared at Eli in disagreement, "she's my friend. you might be the only one who doesn't like her," he finally said. Eli knew this conversation would get no where so he stayed quiet as Klitz texted you, asking you if you were okay and to not listen to what Eli had said.
you had ignored your phone, leaving it on the living room table before going up to your room. by the time you had made it home, it was relatively late. there had been about an hour before you had to start getting ready for bed but you knew you were going to make Eli eat his words. you weren't really the kind of girl to get overly dressed up for school. you usually went for jeans and a sweater and swapped the sweater for a shirt if it got too hot.
you went into your closet, pulling out a skirt and a cute top that you had shoved in the back of it months ago. it was a stupid outfit your mom had bought you to try and dress up a bit more but you had just tossed it in the back and never looked back on it. the skirt was a bit more on the showy side as it looked like a catholic school skirt that someone had cut.
"Klitz is going to freak out when he sees you like that," your sister said from the doorframe of your room. you looked up nervously, "think so?" you asked. she laughed showing you the amount of missed texts and calls from him, "oh, he's going to be drooling at the mouth and if he doesn't, that Eli kid might."
you put your outfit on the chair as you explained what had happened earlier in the day that had caused you to pull this ridiculous outfit on. she had shook her head at Eli's dumb comments but internally, she had thanked him. she knew the mutual feeling of romance you and Klitz had for each other and maybe this would be the push Klitz needed to ask you out.
after you finished getting everything ready, you got ready for bed as you couldn't wait for tomorrow morning. as uncomfortable as you were going to be all day, you knew you'd prove that idiot wrong.
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the morning came and you were up a minute before your alarm went off. you quickly did your hair and applied some makeup, wondering if you were even doing it right before getting dressed. by the time you finished and went downstairs, your mom was already gone and your sister was leaving for work.
you pulled on your backpack and made the journey to school, the feeling of nervousness and panic finally hitting you. this was the first time...ever that Klitz would see you this way and you weren't exactly sure if he would even like it. you slammed yourself for not bringing an extra set of clothes. you noticed Klitz, Eli, and Matt sitting at one of the outside tables talking amongst each other. you could feel the looks from other kids as a few guys had whistled to get your attention. finally, Matt was the one who looked up first and instantly did a double take to see if that was really you.
"holy shit," he said as his eyes widened. Eli and Klitz looked up to see what happened and before any of them could say a word, Klitz started to choke on his water. Eli hadn't said anything but he couldn't keep his eyes off your legs.
"morning Klitz, hey Matt," you greeted them. Klitz couldn't muster up a word to say but Matt instantly smiled, "hey, you look nice. any occasion?" he asked. you shook your head no, "just felt like it. figured I'd get more in tune with my feminine side, right Eli?" you asked. he nodded slowly, gulping back a knot in his throat.
you noticed that there hadn't been anywhere to sit and as a joke, you always sat on top of Klitz when it happened. you moved to where Klitz was at and immediately made him red in the face as you moved onto the top of his left leg. Eli and Matt could see the way he was trying to keep in composure but was failing horribly at it.
"did you do the extra AP Chem work? I tried too but the equations were so hard," you said to Klitz. he shook his head no knowing full well that he had done it but there was no way he could say anything at the moment, "kinda cold isn't it? I'm really an idiot for not bringing a sweater," you continued to talk to the rest of the boys, not picking up on Klitz's behavior, "I'm going to look in my locker. I'll see you in class Klitz," you mentioned before getting up.
as soon as you were out of earshot, Eli looked to Klitz instantly, "she's fucking hot. I take back everything I said because holy shit, you think she'd let me hit it? or let me use her in one of my movies?" he asked. Klitz jumped over the table making Matt hold him back, "dude, he's joking, relax!" Matt yelled. "you might wanna make sure no one else beats you to that boyfriend spot first because look at all the looks she's getting," Eli said as he pointed to the guys who were approaching you. Klitz could tell you were getting very uncomfortable at the attention and stood up from the table, "where are you going?" Matt asked.
Klitz went to your locker, taking off his Yale sweater and handing it over to you, "here, take mine," he whispered. you smiled thankfully and slipped on the navy blue crewneck. the sweater was barely covering your legs but it was keeping your upper-half of your body warm, "I'm sorry, where you saying something?" you asked the guy in front of you.
Klitz was not a menacing kind of guy, not by far but the way he was standing behind you, this angry aura about him was making him more intimidating than usual. he shook his head, muttering to forget about it before leaving. you looked up to Klitz and felt a shift in attitude from it.
"something wrong?" you asked as he offered to carry you bag. you gave it to him as he shook his head no, "well, I was wondering if you wanted to ditch lunch and get something outside? I'm not really in mood to deal with school food today," you asked. Klitz nodded and told you that you could ditch a few minutes early from AP Lit to head out.
throughout the first half of the day, the attention continued on you. girls complimenting your outfit even though it was covered by Klitz's sweater and guys giving you gross comments. Klitz felt like he couldn't take it anymore. a part of him getting more and more angry at the attention you were getting and although he felt wrong for feeling this way, he hated the idea that you might take up one of the guys on their one night offers.
by the time AP Lit rolled around, Klitz had kicked you to signal to leave. you slipped out the back door, making sure the teacher was busy with helping another kid as Klitz did the same. the two of you ran to the back entrance and made it safely to Klitz's car. the nearest fast food place was about ten minutes from the school and the line was relatively short.
you had offered for Klitz to park in an empty park parking lot to eat. you knew Eli was going to get upset at the fact that you went to get food without him but sometimes you enjoyed your time with just Klitz. "ugh, this skirt is getting really annoying but if I go back home and change, my mom is going to kill me," you said with a mouthful of food. he hummed in response, "something wrong? you seem out of sorts today," you finally asked Klitz.
Klitz sipped on his soda, not knowing whether to confess what he was thinking but he knew there was no use. Klitz put his soda down and half-hovered over you for a pressuring kiss. you were taken by surprise but let him continue as you ran your fingers through his long hair. this was not the reaction you were expecting but you weren't mad at it. his lips were a bit chapped but nothing a little chapstick couldn't fix.
Klitz eventually made himself comfortable as you had moved yourself to hover over him now. Klitz had put his hands on his hands on your lower thighs as he tried to keep them from moving any higher. finally, you pulled yourself away.
"what a reaction that was," you joked. Klitz chuckled, a bit embarrassed at the way he technically confessed his feelings for you, "I know but hearing the way everyone was talking about you today kinda made me mad. especially hearing what Eli was saying earlier," you looked at him confused as he retold what Eli said.
"fucking pig," you muttered, "well, there's only one way to keep everyone knowing who I'm dating," you said as you placed Klitz's head on your neck. he instantly on the hint and started kissing it. he sucked on a part of your collarbone and made sure to leave a small bruise on it. you let out a little whimper making him stir in his seat.
"not here," you whispered, "my parents are going to be out for the weekend, you should come over," Klitz informed. you nodded as you finally got back into the passenger seat and Klitz made his way back to school. the ring was going to go off in a few minutes and caught Eli and Matt eating lunch at the same table from earlier in the morning.
Eli could see the way Klitz's hair was messed up from the back and his glasses were a bit smudged as your neck was showing the hickey Klitz had left earlier. Matt stared at the two of you, proudly giving Klitz a smile. you grabbed his hand as he tightened it. he could see the looks from other guys in school, some wondering why you were even giving someone like Klitz the time of day while others sighed in defeat.
"had a good lunch?" Matt asked jokingly. you put your head in between your hands as you tried to cover your face with Klitz's sweater, "don't even wanna ask," Eli said waving off Matt's comment. you gave him a knowing look, making sure to silently imply to keep it that way.
"come on, we have health next period," Klitz said as all of you heard the warning bell. you nodded as you stood up and Klitz put his arm over your shoulders. you gave him one quick kiss making Eli and Matt gag at the PDA as Klitz became flustered, "shut up, we'll see you after school," you said before walking away with Klitz.
you knew with your new relationship with Klitz, you'd be giving Eli more of a reason to get annoyed with you and you couldn't wait.
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onlinesuccubus · 2 years
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¡¡KLITZ SITTING ON YOUR LAP!!
anyone else really want a nice, shy, lanky, quiet, pathetic harvard nerd boy to come sit on their lap or is it just me???
no gender mentioned but the term “role reversal” is mentioned once or twice
also this is formatted half like a fanfic and half like headcannons
sfw & nsfw
SFW~
•he almost had a stroke initiating a kiss after you asked him out and that kiss took him weeks of eli and matt hyping him up.
•there’s no way he would ever sit on your lap purposefully.
•especially since he felt he was too tall to be babied like that which is absolute nonsense imo
•once eli jokingly sat in your lap and klitz almost punched him out of jealousy
•ever since then he’d dream about him sitting on your plush thighs with your arms wrapped around him
•you made yourself comfortable on his bed one day, your back against his wall and your head leaned back as you looked at your beautiful boyfriend hunched over a stack of papers.
• “klitzy, why would you invite me over if you’re just gonna do homework all day”
•you weren’t typically clingy or needy but today was just one of those days that you woke up extra appreciative of your boyfriend and wanted to appreciate him up close.
•”it’s only been an hour, plus i’m almost done..just need one more paragraph and i’m all yours..”
•when he finally stood up from finishing up his work his back and neck made an awful sequence of clicking noises as he stretched.
•he grimaced at the unpleasant stinging of a pinched nerve in between his shoulder blades.
•you stuck out your arms for him to get into and he painfully crawled up his bed to you.
•before he could get to lay in your arms you pat your thighs
•his eyebrows furrowed under his bangs
• “come onnn sit down, you know you want to” your eyebrows wiggled in a jokingly flirty way.
•he reluctantly sat down on your lap, waiting for you to push him off for his weight or the odd role reversal dynamic happening
• “why am I sitting on your lap?”
•”you’ll see, now scoot closer to me and sit up tall”
•his ears felt like they were on fire when his chest was against yours and he was now towering over you again.
•did he save a planet in his previous life??
•you looked up at him and stared in his eyes adoringly, your hands reached for his wrists and pushed them behind his back gently.
•“relax and breathe in”
•”wait, what- why-”
CRACK
•you pushed back on his arms with hard pressure and you cracked his entire back.
•he let out a loud high pitched moan at this sudden relief that you could’ve sworn you’ve heard on an adult video eli showed you
•his pale face turned bright red and he quickly hid his face in the crook of your neck
•“let’s never speak of this please”
•your hand reach up to his back and you rubbed circles in hopes he would face you again
• “you’re gonna have to look at me to make me promise you that, pretty boy”
•this touch starved boy refused to let you go the rest of the night
NSFW~
•oh boy, after he gets a taste of sitting on your lap he refuses to sit anywhere else when you’re both alone
•something about the way you pull him down to kiss him when he’s sat on you
•and when your cold hands start roaming and slide under his shirt and on his feminine-like waist
•ooh and he loves when you squeeze his thighs when you get riled up from his tongue teasing yours
•seriously how many planets did he save in his previous life because he’s in heaven
•he pops a boner when he eats a good slice of pizza so this- yeah he’s creaming his pants when you two get intimate like this
•this time however you try something a little different~~
• “why do I have to sit in front of a mirror like this, do you have some weird fetish with seeing me insecure?”
•you simply asked him to sit on your lap facing away from him in front of the mirror pantsless, this wasn’t anything crazy you were asking right??
• “trust me, you’re gonna enjoy this, also I don’t have a fetish for you insecure I have a fetish for you being humiliated by me”
•he gulped at your hands spreading his legs for him
•you were always extra handsy when he sat on your lap
•actually you’re always handsy
•but now you’re able to run your hands softly in his inner thighs, over the hot skin on his flat tummy under his shirt that you couldn’t convince him to take off in front of the mirror
•your cold fingertips ghosted over his perked nipples in hopes that you’d get some sort of reaction from him
•and that you did
•his dick visibly twitched in his boxers at your light touch and he let out a soft gasp
•you both looked at each other in the mirror with a shocked expression
•”fuck..do that again…please?”
•this time your index fingers flick up and down rapidly against the perked buds
•he throws his head back against your shoulder and every once in a while he bucks his hips in the air for some relief
•your hand reaches up to the back of his head and you push his head forward so he looks straight ahead in the mirror
•his hair is messy from thrashing around, his foggy glasses barely balancing on the tip of his nose, and his eyes were hooded, begging for relief.
• “keep your eyes open on the mirror, if you look away or close your eyes i’ll stop, deal?”
•he wants to argue but the pain between his legs is stronger than his insecurities right now so he agrees.
•when you finally give in and start jerking him off he feels euphoric
•his tip leaks another pearl of precum when your other hand starts toying with his nipple simultaneously with the fast pace you have on his dick.
• the poor touch starved boy is overstimulated with all this sudden affection
•one hand flicking his nipple, the other toying with his leaky tip, and you wrapped around him like a python around its prey
•it’s even more erotic and humiliating that you’re making him watch himself in his current euphoric state, whispering dirty words in his ear about how slutty he looks and how if any of his friends walked in he’d look so pathetic
•he could have taken his glasses off if he didn’t want to see but something in him wanted to see everything going on, wanted to see you slutting him out
•he doesn’t last long and he’s soon curling his toes and letting out a long drawn out moan as ribbons of cum shoot on his shirt
•once he recovers and his glasses clear up again he sits up and you pull his head back to attach your lips to his in a long kiss
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bug-eyed-bum1234 · 1 year
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🫶Klitz with a K & Candy Necklaces// Klitz x !Fem reader🫶
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CW: Mature themes!
Neck kissing, single cvm mention, sexy costumes mentioned, boobs, the ass word. Alcohol mentioned, skinny dipping mention. No full on smut.
Summary: You are at a halloween party when a boy catches your eye, you get to talking and start craving candy, especially the candy wrapped around his neck. Your cravings make him crave something more...
This is my first Klitz fic! Enjoy! <3
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The party was obnoxious. Music blaring, the self proclaimed "Alpha Males" chugging beer, spiked punch, and taking bodyshots off of the number of wasted skinnydippers. You honestly wouldn't have been there if it weren't for Danielle wanting you to meet her new neighbor/boytoy/guy she can make strip in the middle of the street.
Ok that was a lie. It was also a costume party, and this year you decided "fuck it, senior year in highschool. I deserve to be sexy this Halloween". So that's exactly what you decided to be.
You chose the popular character Ghostface as the victim of your Whoreificationᵗᵐ. Complete with black stilettos, fishnets, a mini-skirt, a cute, lowcut crop top, and the mask attached at your hip for easy access. The whole nine yards.
Sitting next to Danielle on the couch, sipping on something sweet, pink, and sparkly, that you had taken from her, knowing she doesnt drink. Although you wanted to have fun this year, you still weren't the drinking type. Your eyes sifted through the crowd, seeing the same few costumes one after the other. Cat...devil.......bunny.......cat......ghostbuster...?
Your eyes landed on a lanky boy with a brown overgrown bowlcut, a pair of ovel silver glasses, and a khaki jumpsuit that seemed one size too small. He was clearly new to highschool parties according to his nervous demeanor. You recognized him as the kid that sits behind you in english, right next to someone named Matt that seemed to be his friend. You had been eyeing him up in class for a while, but this was practically like handing him to you on a silver platter.
"Hey Danielle, i'll be back." You mumbled, not even looking back as your pink stained lips tugged to a smirk. Candy wrappers crunched under your feet as you walked to him. "Hey, Ghostbusters right?" You pepped, eyebrow cocked. "Oh uh, yeah. Thanks" He spat out, looking over the tops of peoples heads. He couldn't look in your eyes if his life depended on it, however, he didn't want to look down at all. Because of your hight difference, looking down gave him a pretty clear view of your cleavage. "Hey..I recognize you. You have Mr.Garrison in third period right? You sit behind me!" You smiled, tapping at the air inquisitively. "Oh yeah. Yeah I sit behind you." He started to loosen up as you chatted about class and how boring it is. You felt a wave of confidence suddenly, so you had go do something about it.
"I've actually really been wanting to get to know you more!" You said, bubbly as can be. You tugged on his jumpsuit, indicating for him to follow you to the couch. While you were gone, the couch had filled up. Perfect. You sat him down then carefully flopped down horizontally on his lap, your elbows resting against the armrest of the couch.
"So, Mr.Ghostbuster. I dont think I got your name." You shifted in his lap, brushing up against him, fauxfully coy.
"Klitz." He said quickly, not wanting to make a peep from the friction you were causing.
"Your name is Klitz?"
"With a K"
"Well, Klitz with a K, I really like your costume. Its much better than all the copy-paste sexy firefighters and police officers that all the other guys are wearing" You roll your eyes, sticking your tongue out with a 'blech' sound. "Im honestly suprised youre here. You don't seem like the party type, but you sure to seem like mine!" You tease, letting the feeling of your ego and his erection against your clothed thighs get to you. He freezes up, letting out a small sound that got whisked away in the sound of yelling. His face got even hotter as you started to trace your finger along the candy necklace adorning his neck.
"You're the one I keep hearing about with the good grades. The teacher keeps raving about you. Thinking about applying for a good college?" You ask, staring daggers into his foresty eyes. "I actually have a scholarship for Yale. So.." He trailed off shakily as you cut in. "Wow! Yale huh! And you already got a scholarship? You must be really smart. Thats very admirable Klitz." You praised him on and on like it was a TEDtalk speech. "Thank you. Really, thank you. You're a pretty good student too. You actually laugh at his dumb jokes which is nice." He adds, finally letting go a little bit, stomach still doing flips. You sipped your drink, purposefully letting some spill down your lips and onto your chin. You wiped your chin with your thumb before licking the sweetness off, lust flooding your eyes as you stared into his.
Once again, your hand came up to tangle in the candy necklace on his neck. Greed overtook you and you asked him one question that changed his whole night.
"Can I have some?"
Without thinking, he said yes. He started taking off the necklace before he felt your hand hit his lightly. "Nuh-uh. Could you keep it on for me?" You toyed. He couldn't help but oblige. He has been crushing on you since the beginning of junior year and now he has you in his lap, asking to eat candy off his neck. Of course hes going to snatch up that opportunity.
You went from laying on his lap horizontally, to straddling him, one hand on the back of the couch stabilizing yourself, the other creeping up the nape of his neck before lightly pulling his hair, giving you full access to the candy. You breathed down the front of his neck, his adam's apple bobbing from anticipation. You slowly licked across a few of the candies. Then bit down on one, nipping his skin a little in the process, causing his mouth to gape. His fingers dug into your lower back unconsciously. As you ate a few more pieces of the necklace, you not only felt his erection creep back, but the slight rutting of his hips up into you. Already close to the edge. You decided that this was a good sign. You still asked "May I kiss your neck Klitz? Properly this time?". He nodded quickly, too breathless to even say a quick "yes".
You sank back into him, kissing him feverishly. Sucking at his supple skin, salty from the warmth of the room. You didnt care though, he tasted so sweet to you. You made harsh marks, then quickly easing them with your tongue. You marked up his neck, to his soft jawline then stopped at his lips.
"May I?" You whispered. He answered you with a deep kiss, his big hands pulling your face to his, then tucking your hair out of the way.
You did the same, lightly resting your hand on his cheek, when you felt a slight wetness touch your palm. He was so overwhelmed with everything. Your teasing. Your praise. Your mouth. Tears sprung to his eyes as he whined into your mouth, tongues intertwined. The grip on your back went even lower, now gripping at your ass, his knuckles turning white. His hips bucked beneath you one last (very sloppy) time. He pulled away from the kiss quickly, gasping for air. He coughed out a whimper, then came to his senses.
Shit.
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
"Shit. I am so sorry. Im so so sorry that was wrong of me. I didnt mean for that to happen. This was just new and different, I havent felt that before and. Shit this isnt making anything better." He rambled mindlessly into his hands, hiding his face, wishing he could just dissolve into the couch. He just came in his boxers and his dorky Ghostbusters costume because a girl kissed him. He would have kept on apologizing if he didnt feel a marker writing agaisnt his collarbone.
"What are you doing?"
"Signing my masterpiece, along with my number." You said, eyelashes batting as you made a show of putting the cap back on the pen. You buttoned up his collar all the way, hiding the marks you left, not telling him about the sparkly lipgloss on his cheek. "Go find your buddies. Im sure they are looking for you!" You said, helping him up from the couch and offering him a cup of ice water.
"Thank you. That was...wow." He says, a cheesy grin plastered across his face. You trailed one hand up his arm and draped it over his neck, twirling his cute brown hair. "I'll be expecting a call soon Klitz with a K." You said before kissing him on the cheek and heading off to find Danielle to tell her all about the boy you just made out with.
He sat for a little longer, still dazed, trying to comprehend what just happened. His friends, Matt and Eli found him grinning on the couch, leg crossed over, drink in hand.
"Woah Klitz, what happened to you? Why are you so happy? DIDYOUGETLAID??" Eli said, pervy as always.
"Dude, you cant just ask that. Whatever it is, im sure he will tell us when hes comfortable." Matt replied, trying to take the stress off his friend.
They walked to Klitz's car, Eli called shotgun.
Eli looked over, his eyes widened with his usual curious spark.
"So, are we just to assume you applied lipgloss to your cheek and lips this morning?"
"Oh shut up."
AN: I had so much fun writing this!! It really was a blast. This boy has been plaguing my mind for so long now. Sorry for any grammar mistakes! <33
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therealbattleangel · 2 years
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Finals Week - Klitz x GN!Reader
TW: Smut. It's mainly just smut with small little hints of fluff along with it.
(Requests Open !)
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It was finals week and it was safe to say that Klitz was stressed. He was spending every waking moment studying, scared that he could mess everything up in the last few weeks of high school. As this was going on, Y/N decided that they wanted to come over and hang out with Klitz. They knew how stressed out Klitz was and was hoping that their presence would stop him from driving himself crazy.
When they got there, Klitz greeted them at the door before leading them up to the bedroom where he went back to studying. Y/N tried everything to get him to stop. They tried to get him to eat with them and that didn't work, bringing water from the fridge downstairs for them to drink and Klitz ignored it. They even put on old Shark Week episodes that Klitz would have normally dropped anything to cuddle and watch with them but still, nothing. Klitz still had his face shoved in his books. At a lose, Y/N began to think. What is something that Klitz liked enough that he would stop studying? Not his favorite snacks or his favorite show, obviously… What else could there be? Y/N then slowly smirked before walking over to Klitz "hey, Klitzy" they said in a suggestive tone. Klitz just hummed in response but this did not stop Y/N from going through with their plan.
Y/N slowly sits down on the bed in front of Klitz before pulling both of his legs straight out so he was laying completely on the bed. Klitz looked up at them "what are you doing?" He said before seeing Y/N's eyes were filled with lust. They arched their back as they leaned over Klitz, slowly unzipping his pants. This caused Klitz to gasp and drop his book to the side "b-baby… What are you doing?" He said again. This time, Y/N giggled in response "oh nothing. Just… Relieving some of your stress" they said.
This wasn't the first time that Y/N and Klitz were doing something like this. They had already had sex a few times since senior year started but Y/N was usually the one getting pleasured by Klitz and not the other way around. Klitz had only gotten sucked off once before this so it was still a very new thing.
Y/N kept their eyes on Klitz as they pulled down his boxers as well, letting his member spring out at them. They then began to lick at his tip, causing him to gasp and moan in shock "Y/N, m-my parents are home" he said as quietly as he could. "You'd better be quiet then, baby" they said back before quickly taking him all the way in their mouth. Klitz had to quickly cover his mouth to stop himself from releasing a loud moan. It felt so good, he thought to himself. He looked down at Y/N who seemed to be having the time of their life watching Klitz crumble below them.
Y/N continued to bob their head and Klitz kept his mouth covered, letting out small gasps and whimpers as he tried to not make any noises. He then pulled his hand away for a moment to say "I'm gonna cum" before covering his mouth again, beginning to moan loudly against his hands. Y/N began to speed up before pulling away and jerking him off with their hand, sticking their tongue out before saying "cum in my mouth, baby." They continued to jerk him off until he released into their mouth, whimpering and panting afterward. As he was distracted, Y/N put away his books he was studying, making sure to mark all the pages before they helped him get his boxers and pants back on. They then curled up to him with a smile "how about we take a break?" They said. Klitz looked down at them with a smile before nodding "that sounds nice. Thank you, baby. I really fucking needed that"
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A/N: Hope you enjoyed this! This was one of my promised fanfictions that I was going to write today but it was the only one that I had any time. I apologize for that. I hope this was good enough.
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rasp-my-berry · 2 years
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a summer glowup // klitz x chubby reader
ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+
ok i've decided to make this a chubby reader AND set in modern tech era bc really not much would change and i prefer to write about that which i understand better yk 🙄i think this is part one??? might make a second part maybe not idk 😵 also i did not proofread this leave me alone 😭😭😭
"i want him in me so bad you guys you don't get it i want him IN MEEEESSNSNS" your story read. you giggled as you typed it and finally posted it. you loved to just post whatever came to mind, whenever. you loved getting reactions out of those that follow you, sometimes forgetting that people you respect follow you and see the shit you post.
your favorite part about posting these things though, was the reactions you would get from your friends. they always had something to say.
eli would usually say something equally as horny. matt would usually say something about how you should really keep those thoughts to yourself and how disgusting you are. he's just joking though... you hope. but klitz? he would always take any opportunity he could to flirt and tease you. it only took a few minutes before the tripod's responses came rolling in.
“just let me be inside you y/n just one chance plsssss 😫😫😫" eli responded.
“STOP THIS. ENOUGH. SEEK THERAPY" was matt's response.
klitz's was the only one to actually make you giggle out loud though. "yk you could just tell me instead of posting about me 🙄🙄"
you began responding to all of them. first to eli. "yk i'm in a committed relationship w my pink dildo eli don't be silly 🙄"
next was matt. "unless ur willing to pay, it won't be happening"
and finally klitz. "ur right klitzy bitzy boo babe, i'll start keeping our sex life a secret dw 💕💕"
you turned your phone off with a dreamy sigh, holding your whale plushie close to your chest as you squeezed your eyes shut. you hoped and wished with all your heart that one day all the flirting with klitz wouldn't have to be just that. that one day you may be able to just kiss him and buy him flowers and get freaky or whatever. but unfortunately, this summer, it wouldn't be happening.
this summer vacation was going to be spent out of state with you favorite aunt. she invited you over and insisted on having you stay, saying the much needed girl time was well overdue for the both of you. the tripod was disappointed to hear you wouldn't be able to spend everyday going on dumb adventures with them but made you promise to do group calls when you could.
you agreed, of course. you didn't know what you would do without being able to contact them. you'd already scheduled your first 3 calls, all of you promising to reserve those times for the calls.
a soft noise from your phone brought you back to reality. it was klitz. he always responds the fastest, unless he's asleep of course. if you wanted to get a hold of him while he's sleeping you knew to call.
“good. i don't want the whole school to know how much raw, hot, crazy sex we have 😖" he responded.
“we both know you don't care about that part. you just don't want them to know i peg you every thursday and turn you into a whining bitch in heat for me huh"
he read the message instantly and it took a while for him to start typing.
“you're absolutely right ☹️ once they find out ur into that shit they'd all start lining up and i wouldn't have you all to myself 😞" he said.
giggling, you began typing up your next response. "i hardly think that'll be the outcome. nobody wants me 💔🕸🕷⛓🥀" and you followed up with another text. "fr tho most of the guys at school couldn't handle me 🙄 i'm too big 💕"
he didn't read it for a few seconds and in that downtime you began texting your best friend. "EEEEE KLITZY RESPONDED TO MY STORY AGAIN 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭"
she responded almost instantly, a string of texts coming from her.
“BITCH
HES TOTALLY INTO YOU
THINK ABOUT IT
HE TEXTS YOU ALL THE TIME
ALWAYS RESPONDS TO YOUR SHIT
BLUSHES WHEN YOU TOUCH HIM
PRACTICALLY MOANS, EVEN
THE GUY IS PRACTICALLY YOURS ALREADY 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥"
you rolled your eyes with a smile. this is gonna be a long night.
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while you were arguing with your bestie about whether or not klitz was into you, the tripod was at eli's home, having an equally as ridiculous conversation.
“she totally wants me. she wants me balls deep so badly." eli said in relation to your posts, scrolling on his phone.
“ELI-" matt started.
klitz cut him off. "she's not into bozo virgins like you, dickwad!"
“oh, right, i forgot shes madly in love with you. and how do you know i'm a virgin?!" eli defended, rolling his eyes.
klitz pointed to a pile of socks laying by the side of eli's bed, the pile looking as though he hadn't even tried hiding it properly. "there are literal CUM SOCKS, ELI, ON THE FLOOR-"
“shits radioactive at this point. generations on those socks, man.." matt muttered.
eli groaned. "those are NOT cum socks!! lemme prove it to you fools!!"
he waltzed over to the side of his bed from the gaming chair he was previously sat in and grabbed one of the socks, instantly dropping it and gagging out of disgust. the sock was literally rock hard and as it fell on the hardwood floor, it CLATTERED. ACTUALLY CLATTERED.
the three boys continued the gag for a moment following.
“that's actually disgusting-" klitz finally managed.
matt couldn't even breathe properly yet, still reeling from the sound the sock made. eli was beyond embarrassed, pushing the socks further under the bed with his foot, the socks making an awful scraping noise as he did so. he cringed.
“PLEASE DONT TELL Y/N" he shouted, dropping to his knees.
klitz laughed. "oh come on, it's not like she would be surprised to hear you've got a pile of rock solid cum socks."
“can we PLEASE move on from this subject—" matt gagged again. "and do your fuckin' laundry eli!"
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the next day at school, you walked in with your best friend, chatting and giggling as you walked the halls u til you parted ways to get to your first classes. spotting the tripod from a distance, you walked over.
“hey boys!" you smiled, waving shyly at them as you walked over. the boys looked over and began walking to meet you halfway. seeing you again after the long weekend, they felt nervous again. they never imagined a girl would be a part of their group. especially one as pretty as you.
they always imagined they'd be known as the group of the most pathetic virgin boys, never even feeling the touch of a woman. but then they met you, and you changed everything. they never thought you'd have gravitated to a group like theirs, when your looks could easily get you in with the big dogs.
“hey, y/n" matt waved with a small smile.
“y/n!!!" eli cheered, smiling wide. "how is my fav virgin slut!!"
you quickly shushed him with wide eyes and a smile. "eli!! not so loud!" you turned to klitz, deciding to tease "hey klitzy bitzy! how's my baefy?"
he blushed and stuttered. "i.. i told you not to use that name in front of them-"
“KLITZY BITZY????!" eli wheezed. "NO WAY YOU LET HER CALL YOU THAT-"
matt did his best to hide his laughter, holding a hand out in front of his mouth. the blush on klitz's face only depends and he scratched his cheek awkwardly.
“it's not that serious, dude. it's just a stupid nickname.." he tried to defend himself.
you giggled. "don't tease him all day, boys. that's my job. i'll see you guys at lunch!"
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it was a month later from that interaction and there was a lot of tears. the last day of the school year, and your last day with the three boys and your best friends before your trip out of state to be with your aunt for the summer. it was mostly eli crying, actually. and your best friend just shed one tear and encouraged you to have a good time and scope out cute boys for her.
klitz looked stiff and awkward. his face was sad but he didn’t know how to communicate that. matt just seemed too embarrassed by eli’s overdramatic sobbing.
“lemme hit just one time before you go y/n!!! just once!!” he begged, falling to his knees.
klitz rolled his eyes and shoved eli. “i’ve already reserved the night for myself, you rabid animal. go fuck your pillow or something.”
your face burned in embarrassment. “oh, klitzy.. i thought you wanted our sex life to be a secret.” you bat your eyelashes.
he had to clear his throat and look away from you. “oh, right. i forgot for a second there.” he pushed his glasses up nervously.
“hey, klitz?” you asked under your breath, stepping closer.
eli and matt were talking with your best friend and arguing about something dumb so you took the chance to say something to klitz in a somewhat private fashion.
“hm?” he hummed.
you grabbed his clammy hand, ignoring the way you could feel heat creeping up your neck and to your face. “can you promise me you won’t go out with any other girls this summer, alright?”
he paused for a moment. he didn’t even know what to say. what did you mean by that? was it because you wanted him to still be available when you got back? did that mean you liked him? you? the prettiest girl he’s ever interacted with in his life? no way. this had to be a dream.
“anything for you.” he stuttered, instantly cringing at his corny ass response.
you smiled at that and nodded your head. “good. i’ll see you in august.”
“…see you in august.” he sighed. you had already turned away and started walking home. he started biting the inside of his cheek, feeling embarrassed by how upset he was that he wouldn’t be seeing you over the summer. embarrassed by how much he was gonna miss you.
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august came quicker than expected. over the summer, you group called the boys at least twice a week. each time it seemed you had so much to tell them, some new, exciting thing you did. the boys felt so left out, wishing they could have half as much fun as you were.
the first time they saw you, their jaws literally dropped. you had changed entirely, and only in a matter of a few weeks. you walked through the doors of the school and started finding your way to them. your hair was bouncing with each step, and the bracelets on your write jingled as you moved. you were wearing low rise pants that flared at your calves, a hot pink top that was cropped maybe a little too much for dress code, chunky sandals that tied the whole ensemble together, and a juicy couture bag slung over your shoulder. you were the definition of a dream in klitz’s eyes.
he watched the way the skin of your stomach rippled with each step, the way your breasts bounced deliciously, the way you were just oozing confidence he had never seen from you before. he felt his heartbeat pick up and he had to force himself to look away.
but then he looked back and he noticed more. the way your skin of your hips bubbled over the edge of your pants, the way you were smiling at the sight of the boys and rolling your eyes at any of the boys who used to tease you suddenly taking an interest in you.
“KLITZYYY!! ELI!! MATTY!!!” you shouted, picking up the pace and running to the boys.
klitz gulped loudly, swallowing a lump in his throat as he watched the way your body moved with your actions. he’d never seen you this way before. you always wore baggy clothes, hiding yourself. he knew you were a little insecure about showing your body in a world that only appreciated pornstar skinny bodies, but he’d never imagined you looked THIS good.
he just knew he’d be spending the night imagining you again, only this time he’d actually have something to go off of. he instantly felt guilty about that thought and shook his head. fuck. you’re his friend. his friend he flirted with on a regular basis. his friend he was extremely attracted to. god.
eli started running to meet you halfway and caught you in a hug. “Y/NNN!!” he picked you up and twirled you, making you squeal out of excitement.
“eli!! i missed you!!” you smiled, hugging back tightly. “how was your summer???”
he instantly started filling you in on all the things they did over the summer while klitz and matt continued walking over. klitz seemed nervous. he was visibly shaking and looking around. matt seemed happy, but did a good job keeping his cool unlike his two friends.
“klitzy!!” you smiled once he was close enough, instantly pulling him in to a tight hug. he wrapped his arms around your waist, bending down slightly so you didn’t have to stand on your toes to hug him comfortably. he could smell your perfume and took a deep breath, holding you closer, feeling your body against his-
you kissed his cheek. “i missed you!” you smiled. “oh, whoops, i left some lipstick on your cheek—“
“LEAVE IT!” eli shrieked. “leave it!! i’m getting the sense him having lipstick on his cheek will attract good attention.”
“yea, well i’m getting the sense he’s gonna look like a bozo idiot ratio all day if he leaves it.” matt said.
“i’ve got a makeup wipe right here, don’t even worry babe.” you smiled, pulling one out of the little packet and wiping his cheek clean.
his breath was shaky. “babe?”
“whoopsie, just let that one slip there, huh? yknow, sometimes i really just don’t think before i speak. i’ve been meaning to work on that!!”
“don’t worry about it..” he trailed off, his head feeling fuzzy. you just called him babe. even if you didn’t mean it..
you smiled up at him. “can we talk?” you turned to eli and matt, giving them a look that clearly meant you wanted some privacy.
matt easily took the hint and had to drag an oblivious eli away while he was shouting about not getting the chance to fully catch up with you.
once they were finally gone, you took a shaky breath, adjusting your bracelets. “so… any girls over the summer?” you started.
he chuckled. “i promised i wouldn’t, didn’t i?”
you smiled, chewing your gum at a quicker pace now, as if the speed matched your emotions. his eyes flicked down to your lips, noticing the glittery tinted gloss on your lips and god did your lips always look so kissable? had it just been the distance and the time away that made him feel this way?
he couldn’t care less. he just wanted to kiss you.
“well, the only reason i asked that if you wa-“
he couldn’t take it anymore. “can i, please, kiss you?” he stuttered, cutting you off.
your eyes widened, and you nodded your head frantically. he reached a hand out, cupping your cheek and pulling you in, tilting his head down to meet you halfway.
when your lips met, you swore you felt thousands of butterflies flap their wings in an instant. you giggled, pulling away.
“wanna hang out after school?” you asked.
he didn’t even say anything, he just nodded his head quickly. you giggled.
“good. because i’ve got a few ideas on what we could do.” you winked.
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klitzkun · 2 years
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ONE OF THE BOYS | Klitz x Reader
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Your crush on Klitz has never gotten in the way of one another’s affairs, that is until a very pivotal moment, The Prom.
All characters are 18 and plus
Word Count: 10,261
Warnings: MINORS DNI, Swearing, Sexual Content, You being slightly insecure, Major Angst, Klitz and You both having a shitty day (you both bitches fr. It’s ok tho, I love y’all), fluff at the end, AFAB reader
A.N: Not 100% accurate to the movie but follows plot pretty closely. I mostly wanted to make a fanfic that focuses(I didn’t focus on it a lot a lot tho) on the kinda weird dynamic with the porn stars being adults and the group barely being 18. No hate to the movie though, one of my favorites. Just thought “I’ve never seen one focus on it(if there is one, I’m sorry I didn’t see it!) so might as well make one haha”. Anyways, I posted this on my phone so my apologies if it’s a little wonky! I don’t have a laptop rn. I’ve also never published any of my fanfic’s on here before, be nice please. I hope you enjoy! :3
WESTPORT HIGH
“Dude c’mon! You know she’d give you some banging head if you just asked” The perv suggested; Eli: who never knows when to stop and has definitely tried to get in your pants a couple too many times.
“She’s not like that, she’s different” He ran his fingers through his hair anxiously; Matthew: the goody two-shoes, a little too good for your liking.
The tall one sat awkwardly as the two exchanged bicker, and you… you were definitely paying more attention to how his shaggy hair fell on his head perfectly than the fighters.
You laughed, “Awe see, the wedding is definitely still on” evoking a laugh from him; Timothy Klitz, your best friend and your crush since freshman year; having him choke on his drink.
“Guys, I love pussy too much,” Eli affirmed breaking an over-confident smile, causing eye rolls from the entire table. “Obviously it doesn’t love you, virgin” You bit back, Matthew and Klitz’s eyes widening as Eli scoffed, “I’m just too high on demand from all these ladies to choose just one”
“Yeah right, one hasn’t even chosen you” You stood up, “Anyways this lunch is shit, sonic?” All three voiced in agreement.
SONIC
Everyone gathered in the ford’s bed enjoying their collective food. “Everyone has a date to the prom, right?”
The question settled before any gave an answer, starting with Klitz, “…No” causing heads to turn, in confusion.
“What about Ada and you?” Matthew questioned, You guys barely knew Ada but they seemed to get along. “Yeah I heard that the nerds are always the freakiest” Eli chimed in. ”ELI” Matthew and you scolded. Eli mockingly mouthing the scold, causing a smack to his arm. “Yeah, Xander and her banged in the band room, made up apparently” Klitz recalled.
“I told you nerds are f-“ “BROOKS” “Ok ok” Eli surrenders his fight, putting his hands up as if to support his claim.
“I really wasn’t into her anyways,” Klitz admits,you'd think it’d make you feel better but nope worse actually, not only would he have gone with someone he didn’t like but now he has no date. “How come?” Surely that isn’t too invasive, but as the silence is filled with wrappers you can tell it probably is. Looking down at your phone you see the time 12:45, time to get back.
Your wine red dress stuck perfectly onto your form, your back only being covered by the tied strings left you feeling chilly, your elbow length black gloves definitely not giving any warmth. You wish Klitz was there complimenting you ”You look so pretty babe, I’m so lucky to have you” but at last, he only views you as one of the boys, definitely not a consideration. You threw your chunky black heels on and stepped outside, a limo surprising you, the years before you all would cramp up in whoever was driving’s car and be on your bumpy and scary but very merry way.
WESTPORT HIGH
The plan is simple enough, distract the principale, sneak into the library, film the Sex Ed flim and get the fuck out but it could never be that easy, right? As you all walk to the hallway door, jocks stop you all, ganging up immediately. You sigh as Matthew speaks to them, words of “c’mon” and “I have a proposal for you” sparks their interest and they follow along with you all.
Walking through the hallway is quiet, boring enough for you to sneak a look at Klitz holding the arms with April, her blond locks falling down her shoulders beautifully, you can’t help but feel weird about it. You weren’t super keen on the entire plan from the start, but especially weren’t keen on Klitz having a porn star date dropped onto you in the limo. Danielle had offered to get someone for you when she saw your reaction to Klitz, but you declined.
You couldn’t even bag a guy your age, you’d rather not deal with one older. Your stomach churned with the thought of Klitz possibly going home with her tonight, your overwhelming thoughts were cut off by Matthew telling Klitz “Keep watch” and you to help with lighting.
You checked lighting, watching Matthew explain the plan to the jocks, “You guys are gonna help demonstrate with them,ok?” they were scared shitless, which was a sight to see but you couldn’t even enjoy it with your heart turning every 5 seconds.
Well that plan didn’t work, they finished almost immediately, Eli called break and you all huddled together, “Well I can’t do it, I’m producer” Eli pointed out, “I literally have a vagina” You joked. “I’ll do it,” Klitz said.
After some preparation, Klitz was now sat next to April who was in a more revealing outfit. You stood by Eli as he looked through the camera, you were flaunting a supportive smile even though you felt like melting into the floor. “I know this isn’t professional but I think you’re really cute” April confessed, “I mean it, you’re really cute.” You forced that smile to stay as she ran her hand on his thigh or otherwise your feelings would definitely be exposed.
The stars had one last thing to do and that was the final course you could say, the vaginal penetration. You could sit through every other thing, but this you knew wasn’t going to go well for you. “And now we will demonstrate how to properly penetrate the vagina!” Ferrari exclaimed, Klitz sat with a mesh mask on, making his identity unknown.
You played with your fingers to ease the anxiety you were feeling, Matthew stood by you, “You okay?” He whispered, “Yeah, isn’t this kinda weird though” you asked. He nodded before continuing to watch the show.
Klitz pulled off his robe exposing his “Penis and scrotum!”.
You just saw Timothy fucking Klitz inside of a pornstar, you couldn’t move, for some reason didn’t leave before you knew the unthinkable was gonna happen. Your head ran with so many thoughts but the top one was you need to speak to your best friend.
You pulled Klitz into the computer room, his soft expression being illuminated by the resting computers. “What is it?” He questioned, you could tell he was taking your troubled expression in, “I- well, I think this is all fucking weird” You sat down, “Is it me?” His voice is as soft as his features.
“What do you mean?” Shit, he’s clueless. “Yes but no'' you couldn’t bear to tell Klitz all of what you were feeling, the jealousy, concern, disgust, and you know…how you just saw your best friend’s first time inside some porn star, and not you.
“It’s weird seeing you, with her like I wouldn’t expect you to do that” The silence grew loud, you swore you could hear your own heart beat. “It must be weird seeing someone like that attracted to me” Like that? What does that me- “Klitz n-“ His voice silencing yours, “No I get it, I’m just the one no one thinks anyone could be attracted to” his hand reaching for the door.
“That’s not what I meant Klitz” you explain, “Jealous?” excuse me? All of the concern and hurt went to anger.
“You know what” you spat out, staring up at Klitz, his smirk still frozen on his face.“What?” he mocked, it growing ever so slightly, you couldn’t help but notice how his robe fell off his shoulders and the light made his sweat glisten on his collarbones.
“Fuck you Timothy and fuck this!” His mouth opened as if he wanted to speak but before he could, “Hey, we gotta get back to filming man” Matthew creeped his head into the room, eyeing you down concerned “You okay?” You ignored his question and sped out, barely getting out of the library before tears started dropping.
You sat down on the steps, your vision foggy. You had liked Klitz all of these years but thought it wasn’t that bad, didn’t think it could cause an argument like this. A few students walked by you, eyeing you down as they stepped past. You probably just looked like another miserable student that got dumped for someone hotter and better. You leaned your head into your knees, letting all your emotions out.
“Man, that wasn’t cool of you” Matthew confronted, even Eli didn’t have anything to say but “You gotta apologize, chicks dig that” Klitz took a deep breath in before opening the door and sitting down next to you, the two walked pass and mouthed, “Apologize” before getting in the limo. Mouthing “Just text” as they closed the doors, driving off.
“Hey” Klitz said softly, “I’m sorry” You savored the safety of your bent over position before sitting up and wiping your eyes. You couldn’t get yourself to look at him just yet so you opted for the moon. He continued, “I shouldn’t have been such a dick, It must’ve been really uncomfortable for you” You stayed silent ”And I-I don’t want you to think that I don’t care”
He shifted a little before closing his eyes and taking a deep breath, “I do, it was just, I banged a pornstar in front of my crush.” Crush? You finally moved your head to face him. His black tuxedo was a little baggy on him, and his hair was even more shaggy than before, his angled nose was pointed at the ground as he stared down. Now that you were looking at him, you couldn’t tell why you’d ever be mad at him.
All he ever did was make you happy, and laugh so hard you couldn’t breath, “I’m sorry too Klitzy” You could see a slight smile from him, “But I’m your crush?” You asked, you never thought he’d ever like you like that. He let out a small laugh, “Yeah dude, since we first met each other in freshman. Why do you think I got my corsage as your favorite color?”
You’d been so fueled by jealousy and anger you didn’t even notice it, “Oh my god, You didn’t”. “I did, here”. He pulled out another one ”Can I?” You let your arm out to him as he puts it on. You took a second to stare at it, “It’s beautiful” “Just like you” He said, gaining the biggest smile from you, you leaned your head against his shoulder.
“I love being best friends but let’s try being more” You suggested, now it was his turn to give a big smile “I’d love to.”
P.s: I hope you enjoyed! I never write fanfic to publish so that’s why it’s not as good as some others on here but netherless if you guys have an prompts you want written, I can definitely try my best to make them entertaining for you guys! ^~^
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thethreeeyed-raven · 2 years
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Bouquet
Klitz x Reader
warnings : none?
a/n : i got this prompt off of pinterest😭 ideas were needed and i’m sorry if your name is helen😭
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“For fucks sake.” The owner of the flower shop that you worked at (for some reason) had just called you to cover someone else’s shift as they were ‘sick’.
You knew exactly who’s shift you had to cover. That bitch Helen’s. Ugh you hated her with every fibre of your being.
And the worst thing is, you had to go there right after you’d finished school. You were on your way right now.
Sighing, you unlocked the door to the shop and went in the back to prepare yourself.
Letting out another sigh, you stood behind the counter, bored out of your life.
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2 hours had passed and there had been no customers. The odd occasional person, but they never intended to buy anything.
You thought of just packing up and going home, you literally couldn’t take it anymore.
That was until someone barged in and slapped about 20 bucks on the counter.
“How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in a flower?”
You gave the teenage boy a confused look. The fuck? You were sure you’d seen him before somewhere.
“Um, follow me?” You led him into a small room full of various flowers.
“So you said you wanted to know how to passive-aggressively say fuck you in a flower?” He nodded. You chuckled under your breath.
“Right then. We have geraniums which mean stupidity, foxglove which means insincerity, meadowsweet which means uselessness, yellow carnations which means you have disappointed me, and orange lilies which means hatred. Take your pic.”
The boy looked stunned at your knowledge of flowers, well you did work in a flower shop after all, you had to know these things.
“Um, can I just take 2 of all of them?” He asked, nervously. “I don’t think 20 dollars is gonna get you 2 each of 5 different types of flower.”
“Oh.” His face flushed red.
“You know what, I might loose my job for this but you’re cute so it doesn’t matter, I’ll let you have them for free.”
Once again the boy’s face flushed red at your comment of him being cute, but you dismissed it.
“T-thank you.” He stuttered.
You took 2 each of each flower you had recommended as he requested and put them all in a bouquet.
“So, who’s it to?” You asked him. “Huh?” The confused look on your face made you want to melt. “Who is the bouquet for?” You could see the memory comeback to him as his fists clenched.
“Eli Brooks.” Wait- you definitely knew Eli Brooks, and you definitely knew the guy in front of you, you’d seen his familiar bowl cut and small glasses around. Holy shit, this was  Matthew Kidman’s friends. You knew Matthew as the school president whatever the fuck he was.
“You’re Timothy Klitz aren’t you?” You asked him. “Huh-What? Oh, yeah-um-yeah, that’s me. Everyone calls me Klitz.” You nodded your head with a small smile.
“Well, I hope your friend Eli enjoys this bouquet full of loathing, enjoy your day!” You handed it to him and he shouted to you before he rushed out of the door.
“Thank you! And y-you too!”
The smile on your face never disappeared for the rest of the day.
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Yes :)
Let me know if you want a part 2 :D
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poppyseed018 · 2 years
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hiii!!! i hope you’re doing well :) please could we have some fluffy klitz headcanons based on how he’d treat his s/o on their period and how he’d comfort them etc?? tysm!!!
hi anon 🐛 thanks so much for the request. this is adorable and hope you’re doing well too, hope i did it justice !! requests are still open, but i’m slow lol🍓
warnings: nsfw mentions, mainly fluff and awkward klitzy, i tried to be as gender neutral as possible:)
-he’s definitely clueless when it comes to all this stuff but absolutely will put in the effort to care for you
-being on the phone together and you’re complaining about cramps “it just hurts so bad. kill me please” curled up in your bed with the blanket like a cacoon
-he knows you’re joking but he feels so bad you’re suffering knowing he can’t do much to help
-he’d shamefully ask his mom how he could help you “like should i bring them chocolate or something? mom! don’t laugh, seriously!” and he definitely does bring chocolates
-he did do some actual research and also brought chips, pomegranate juice, and a heating pad which turned out to not even work
-“ok y/n i’m coming over with some snacks and stuff. do you need like tampons or pads or whatever? what’s your pussy size?” he’s joking but also not…
-when he comes over he talks in a very calm, soft voice to the point where it’s almost annoying “heyyyy babe how ya doing?”
-he grabs some extra blankets for you and wraps them around you and lays next to you. not even really with just next, to give you some space
-“it’s ok klitz you can come closer, i won't bite” you open up the blankets so he can come cuddle up inside with you “please need you close” you frown
-he mimics your face and snuggles up next to you. it’s warm and cozy, and for a moment you forget all the pain your body is putting you through
-he would rub your stomach or back depending on how you’re laying to help calm you and try to warm it up
-Eventually you fall asleep and he gives you little kisses all over. it’s almost a game for him: how many before they wake up
-once he knows your really down he’ll go get you some water and some tylenol for when you wake up
-while you’re still asleep he gets the shower going for when you wake up to help clean you off and keep you warm
-when he comes back to your room you’re already stirring awake. taking the tylenol and stretching before it hurts too much
-“can we shower together baby” you really just want to be warm and close to him again
-he helps you up and towards the bathroom. slowly taking off all your clothes, asking for permission before he removes every item
-kissing every body part up and down, looking you in the eyes “is this ok?” he’s so soft and respectful
-once you're in the shower together he’s quick putting his hands on you and sudsing you up but mainly just holding each other as he continues to rub your back, giving your shoulders soft squeezes almost like he’s trying to squish the pain right out of you
-he practically does though, by the end of the shower you’re putty in his hands while he holds you close to his chest, giving him little thank you kisses all over his chest and jaw. you know he’s rock hard rn and you couldn’t be more turned on yourself but right now it’s just love and care and you’re both happy with that
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peterparkersnose · 2 years
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Klitz Headcanons pt. 2 (The Girl Next Door)
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he enjoys forehead kisses
hates the texture of peanut butter but loves the taste
he is allergic to oreos
can appreciate a blink 182 song every once in a while
carrots reminded him too much as penises as a child and now he refuses to eat them
klitz listens to evanescence when he gets upset
he has a re occurring pimple on his left elbow
klitz didn’t need glasses originally, he found his dad’s glasses and just started wearing them and his eyes eventually adjusted
the longest he’s gone without showering is six weeks
his favorite animal is a beaver
when it gets really hot out klitz will shave his armpits
he says its for comfort but eli teases him for it 
his favorite flavor of beef jerky is terryaki
a few years after high school, klitz was an extra on criminal minds season 1
he is afraid of the amish
he has considered selling feet pics for extra cash before, but he is too anxious his mother would find out
he has a lock of his baby hair hanging on a nail in his bedroom
he still doesn’t understand how a tampon works
his favorite socks are orange
he is too afraid to turn left on streets
he will turn as many rights as he needs to so he can avoid a left
that results in him sometimes going in circles
his cousin was a finalist on american idol and it gave him semi fame in his high school for about a week
he has a piss drawer
HATES WEEZER
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blaireis · 2 years
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Klitz x M/reader
Klitz isn't gay.. Especially not for his childhood friend. Right? Klitz x m/reader.
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warnings: blowjob, male on male, foreplay, grinding, drug mentions & dom reader.
It started when Klitz entered highschool and became apart of the Tripod,
"And then at the movies, we were high off our asses so we kept laughing, then we went back to mine and fell asleep on the couch." Klitz explained his weekend to his friends, 'we' was Klitz and You. His childhood friend. 
"You were laughing at Saw?" Matthew asked, an eyebrow raised
"Who gives a shit about that," Eli who'd been listening from behind the two of them in the hall pushed his way in between them. 
"Did you get any pussy?" Eli asked, Klitz elbowed him away. "Well no, because (Y/N) is-" Eli inturupted him. "Stop talking about your boring weekend then, if it doesn't end up with you getting laid with that (Y/N) chick!" He complained, quickly changing the subject. 
Klitz tried to tell them, but when he let it slip the first time he said he'd correct them the next on his childhood friends gender, but he couldn't. Every time he stumbled up and couldn't mutter at word at the misgendering and misinterpreted relationship of the two.
"No! It wasn't funny-" Eli yelled, complaining about porn, or girls. Klitz didn't know, he'd try to block him out in favor for the ps2. They all sat in Eli's house, playing video games on the sofa. 
Klitz reached into his pocket, pulling out a gray flip phone. "Hello?" He answered without viewing the contact. "(Y/N)!" He said standing up, his eyes widening. "What are you up to?" He walked into the kitchen, Eli and Matt's eyes lingering on his body surprised Klitz could talk to a (supposed) girl so smoothly. 
"Your coming into town?" He says surprised, spilling the sprite Eli's mum had bought for the three. "Cool," he hummed bringing the cup back to the lounge and setting it down on the coffee table. 
"Wanna stay with me?" Eli who was sipping on his beer (which he stole from his father,) spat it out in surprise, going into a coughing fit. 
"Cool, bring some weed?" He asked sitting back down in the middle of Matthew and Eli. "See you next week!" He says, flipping his phone shut and unpausing Mario Cart. 
After a second, Eli and Matthew died. He looked around him, seeing them staring at Klitz in disbelief. "You just invited a chick to your house?!" Eli asked in disbelief, "(Y/N)s not a-"
"Won't your parents get mad?" Matt asked. "They've known him since he was a baby." Klitz rolled his eyes. 
"Can I film it?" Eli asked. 
"What?"
"Can I film you two fucking?" Eli asked again, explaining more. 
"No dude, that's weird." He stopped, blushing. "I'm not into that." 
"Okay Mr cocky, you probably had a crush on them in middle school." Matt rolled his eyes, 
"No!" 
"Look at that face, you'd pump your fist to her?" Eli asked. Getting a weird look from Matt and Klitz. "Dude, too weird." Matt says.
"Okay but it was okay when Matthew said it!" Eli yelled
"He didn't made it sound like dirty talk!" Klitz argued, the conversation switching into a different topic.
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It was a week til (Y/N) was gonna come stay, Klitz learnt later he was coming to stay for the final year, in the middle of the second term not just for a week, but him and his parents didn't mind.
Klitz was nervous, to say the least. He'd tried to tell Eli and Matthew he wasn't in a relationship with his childhood best friend, who just happened to be a male. But everytime he'd try Eli would intruppted him, or Matt would come up with a zinger. Something always prevented him.
Deciding to call you, he sat up from his crisis and dialed his numbers on his shitty phone. 
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
"Hello?" Your voice spoke softly.
"Hey." Klitz smiled, leaning back into his bed. "Tim!"  You smiled, facing your body away from your current friends group. "Whats up?" You asked. 
He desperately wanted to tell you, but the fear you'd be disgusted, thinking he was gay. (Which he wasn't, not that there's anything wrong with being gay) He couldn't loose his best friend. 
"Nothing," he muttered. "Just bored."
"I can't wait for you to come here." He curled up into himself. (Y/N) blushed, your long time crush on the nerd still stood strong, after the beginning of middle school you didn't know how to tell him, but Tim isn't gay, right? 
"Me too, but I'll be there right after Saturday." It was Wednesday.
"Promise?" His small voice spoke. Your grin grew bigger. "Yeah." 
"Alright," you sighed, "can I call you back? I'm gonna drive home. I'll probably be working out when I call though." You said, when you couldn't take your mind off Klitz, you'd ask your dad what you should do about the crush you had, of course not mentioning who you had it on, he'd suggested working out. And now 4 years into working out to combat these thoughts, you still couldn't take your mind off the nerdy boy.
"yep." Klitz said dismissively, you hung up texting him. 'tlk 2 u later nerd' smiling, putting your phone back into your pocket. 
"Hey, I'm probably gonna head home." You told your friends. 
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When it reached Sunday, Klitz told the tripod they couldn't come over. He'd locked the doors and put on a loud movie so he wouldn't have to open the door for their knocking, and early in the morning he welcomed you into his house. 
He wanted to delay you meeting them until they needed too. He feared the worst of the situation.
In the halls of Westernport, Eli and Matthew were scolding Klitz, who was standing opposite. "why didn't you let us in?" Matt asked, "We know your not getting laid." Eli said.
"If your girlfriend isn't real you can just tell us!" from behind him you were walking past." girlfriend?" You raised a brow. "Tim, you have a girlfriend?" You asked him, his friends looking at you, as if they had never seen you. He shook his head, sighing. "Guys, this is.. My friend." He explained. "Hi." You smiled, waving. "Matthew." The one with short brown hair said. 
You raised your eyebrow, "and your?" You asked
"Oh uh Eli," the other one said, he had more blackish hair, and a hat on that said VIVID VIDEO. "Cool, hi." You smiled. "How do you know Klitz?" Matt asked. "Oh, we've been friends for ages, since we were born." You explained, "Oh?-" he got cut off by a loud voice sounding itself. "(Y/N) (L/N) please come to reception for your schedule. " thats me, sorry." You sent them an apologetic smile and walked away. 
"Wait that's?-" Matthew asked. "Your gay?" Eli raised an eyebrow. "No." He said, walking to his locker, the others following. "You said (Y/N) was a girl!" Eli exclaimed. "I didn't! I tried to tell you!" Klitz yelled. "Dude. Thats so gay." Eli said. 
"I'm not gay!" He raised his voice, 
well, everyone's a little gay, right? Why else would he be having these thoughts of you? I mean, its not gay to think of your best friend in like, that way right? He tried to tell himself but you got back into his mind. Your smile, the way your eyes crinkle. Your laugh, the way you pant after you run, your forearms when you roll up your sleeves. Everything about you he found appealing. "Crap." He whispered to himself. Going to his room where you were sitting.
"Hey." You smiled up at him, Tim walking towards you and sitting down, his head in your lap. "(Y/N), do you like girls?" He asked, you choked on your spit. 
"Uh, why?" You asked. "I-i," he stuttered. "I don't know if I can say this." Looking away. "You can tell me, I promise." 
"I don't know if I like girls anymore. " he said looking up at his ceiling that was covered in band posters, you were looking down at his face in your lap. "You think you like guys?" You asked, looking to see his reaction. He blushed, looking away. Was that a yes? That looked like a yes. "I don't know." He sighed looking up at you. "How do you know if your gay?" He sat up. "I'm sorry, this is stupid.-" he got up to walk away, and you grabbed his arm and pulled him close. "Can I kiss you?" You asked, he was flushed, nodding. 
You pulled him in for a kiss, at first it was sweet but then you put your tounge in his mouth. Making out now, you grabbed his face closer and sat down on the bed, which quickly turned into you on top of him, panting. "Fuck." You both panted, until you started to get up. "Wait,-" he stopped himself. "Can.. Can we go further?" He asked you. Biting your lip you got back on him, kissing down his jaw, leaving pink marks on his neck and jaw you hoped would turn all different colours.
You bit him slightly, Klitz whining quietly; the sounds going directly to your hardon.
Oh.
My.
God.
He whined.
You stopped for a second, making eye contact with him. Going in for another kiss, "whine for me more baby.." you said in between pants, unbuttoning his shirt as quick as you could, when you got to the bottom you got up, looking at his topless form. He wasnt too skinny he was just right, and the little happy trail that leaded down his stomach...
You took off your top as quick as possible, getting to work on his jeans, unzipping them and looking up at him. "Are you sure?" You asked. He nodded, "please I need this,," he whined, you smiled at his desperation, getting him to sit up on the bed and take off his pants completely.
Now you were staring at his tighty whities, you looked up, he looked so cute disheveled waiting for you.
You smiled, his bulge was pretty big, it looked the same size as yours until you took his underwear off.
"Jesus," you muttered.
He was absolutely giant, thick too. "Dude.." You said kissing his cocks side, going up til you reached the top. "Your fucking giant." You put his tip in your mouth, his hands beginning to rest on your hair pulling slightly as you teased him. "nghh- please.." He moaned. 
Taking him deeper, and trying to rest your throat because of his size. trying to take him in more he pushed your head down. "hahhaa... oh my god.." He moaned quietly as you slowly went up and down, "please.." He begged, "please please go faster.." Looking up at him, you began to rub yourself on his leg. "ahh- beg for it more baby.." You moaned slightly, taking your mouth off his dick and licking his tip. 
"please (y/n).." He grabbed a pillow and hugged it tightly to his sweating body. "Please I need it so bad..." he moaned, his voice slightly muffled by the cotton. "I need it so bad you don't even know..." You pulled off completely, the man below you whining and thrusting his hips up pathetically at the lack of friction. 
"Oh but I do know baby.." You straddled him, his boner below you poking you. "I'm gonna make you feel so good, you can't do anything more than beg for my mouth." you growled in his ear, licking his jaw and then starting to grind yourself onto him. 
With every movement you made, Klitz grunted and whined. "Ah fuck.." You panted, hand on the bed beside him trying to get more friction. Making eye contact with Klitz, he softly put his hands on your waist - supporting your every move and guiding you down and up more.
"ah- ah!" A breathy voice panted in your ear. "so so close baby... Please don't stop.." He put his head on your shoulder. 
You grinded harder at his moaning, getting close too. "Please sir!" Voice muffled by your skin, that was the last straw for you, cumming in your pants while grinding like a little boy on the man.
You panted loudly,  bringing him in for a kiss. While kissing, you felt his hardening cock below you. "Already?" You asked him, Tim looking away as you licked his jaw; sucking on him lightly. Getting off the sweaty man, you pulled your pants and boxers down and got on your knees. His dick rising from semi to full. 
"All for me?" You smiled, kissing his cum covered cock. Licking down the sides and sucking on his tip, before positioning your mouth on top and slowly going down on him before starting to repeat the motion. "ah!" His sharp whines only made you go faster, looking up at his flustered face, cheeks red, lips swollen from all the kissing. You got up from his dick, saliva dripping down from your mouth. "Your so pretty like this Klitzy..." You purred, going back down on him. "mhmm.." You hummed on his cock, "Ah! Ahh.. Babyy your so good to me... Just for me.. Please more.." He whined, grabbing the pillow again. 
"I'm so close... Baby I can't!-"
You hummed, tightening the back of your throat and swallowing down on him. "Ah!" Thick ropes covered your tongue. 
Looking up at Klitz, he looked destroyed. His hair was matted down to his face with sweat, cheeks and nose flushed, lips pink and swollen. "Fuck baby.." You stood up, putting your boxers back on and getting into bed, pulling the covers over the two of you. 
"You did so well baby.." You stroked his hair, pulling it behind his ears. He whined at this. "You were so good." Reaching over him, grabbing your pack and lighting a cigarette. Panting, you offered him it. "no thanks." He muttered, you leaned back over and put it out in your ashtray. He hugged you tightly, Falling asleep like this. 
When you woke up, Tim was still hugging you. You shook him, he groaned, flipping over. You got up, taking off your boxers that were covered in dried cum. You whined, looking for a new pair. 
Klitz groaned, shuffling and sitting up. "Shit, All for me?" He laughed at his own joke, before looking away. You turned around, and saw that he was hard already. 
"Are you serious?" You sighed,  looking down at his cock it was hard and red - your own cock responding to the sight of his. "Fuck." You groaned, "We're so going to be late for school." You walked towards him.
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lovely--lover · 2 years
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Different Paul Dano Charcters as Dads
In honor of Fathers Day I decided to write different Paul Dano characters as dads (in my opinion lol) some of these characters I have not seen yet soooo they will have a ✨ next to them. Let me know if I was even close lol
💜Edward Nashton: Eddie would be excited and scared to have a child. He didn’t have parents and had a bad childhood. He would be scared about being a bad dad. Eddie would be excited because he can give his child the best life one he wished he had. He would finally have a family 🥺 would be the dad that comes and sits on his child's bed randomly “So what are you up to?” and they just roll their eyes at him. 
💜Joby Taylor: what do you think 🙄
💜Brian Wilson:  After leaving his current label and having a family. Brian would be so happy! His first family failed because he was forced to stay away from them. So when he gets a second chance to be a father he would do his best. Teaching his child how to play instruments, lets them sit in the studio while recording, and allows them help write songs. He shows his child how to be passionate and love something fully. Brain would be a fun, patient, and involved father.
💜Tim Klitz: Whenever he doesn't know how to do something he calls Eli (who also does not know but likes to think he does). Klitz worries about his child when they start going to school he doesn't want them to be bullied but he also doesn't want them to be popular. He always helps his child with homework and at nights he reads them to sleep.
💜Brian Weathersby:  He has been waiting his entire life to be a dad. It is his dream! Brian would read parenting books, and blogs and take classes to be the best dad. He would be a very doting dad who would attend every event, support any hobby they have, a goodnight hug every night. He is always there for his child and is a super proud dad with everything his child does and will tell everyone about it. Definitely has multiple pictures on his desk.
✨ Hank Thompson: He would name them Manny and tells them all about his prior ‘adventures’. Not the most responsible dad definitely more of a friend than a parent. Definitely needs therapy before having a kid. 
💜Jay: He will try to raise a mini me. Jay will really emphasize his child's education and expects them to excel and be the top of their class. Disowns them if they drink milk.
✨ Percy Dolarhyde: Would try to sell them or money and blames them for his crimes so he doesn't have to go to jail. 
✨  Calvin Weir-Fields: Tries to write them away when they talk back to him and when he cant he verbally abuses them.
💜 Eli Sunday: Preacher dad! Would have his child attend church every Sunday and welcome the guest inside. They are named after someone from the Bible. Anytime his child talks back or misbehaves he would claim it was the devil taking them over. (That child's religious trauma will be great)
💜 Louis Ives: His child would say hi to people and wave and Louis would too and then lean towards hid kid “Please stop talking to people”
✨ Matt Freeman: I think he’s too young
This wasn't a very serious work it was meant to be short and fun so I hope you liked it! Which Dano Dad do you want?
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robinofgothamcity · 2 years
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the girl is closer than you think
characters: tim klitz / the girl next door
pronouns used: she/her
note: not checked for grammar or spelling mistakes / DANONATIONNNN THIS ONE IS FOR YOUUU. also, aew girlies still looking for suggestions on wrestlers and if i should continue my kenny fic. i wanna write a hook imagine but i'm kinda stumped on an idea.
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"hey! i heard Brad talking to you in gym today, what he'd want?" you heard Eli's voice say creeping up behind you. you turned around seeing the tripod boys walking towards you. you gave Eli a look before waving to Matt and Klitz, "do you ever learn not to be in people business Eli?" you asked him, rolling your eyes at his vivid video cap, "no girl is ever going to date you with you wearing that hat."
Eli dismissed you, still awaiting his answer, "party at his place tonight. I guess something about celebrating everyone's college acceptance letters," you replied. you were leaning against your locker wearing your Yale sweater, one that you and Klitz both owned, "how come we didn't get invited? Matt got into Georgetown and Klitz got into Yale with you," Eli asked, "we is a lot of people Eli. as far as I know, Matt, Klitz, and I got into college. you have this weird director ambition," you said, giggling at the end.
"again, how come they didn't get invitations?" you shrugged, "come on Eli, when has Brad or even Jordan ever invited you to anything?" he nodded at the point you had made, "but you guys can come as my plus ones. by the time I get there, I don't think he'd care who's at his place," you said getting an excited response from Eli. you rolled your eyes before looking to Klitz, "lets go, we have to get to APUSH," you said smiling at him.
you smacked Eli on the back of the head as Klitz grabbed his backpack from the floor and followed behind you. Eli gave Matt a look of disbelief, "he follows her like a lost puppy, it's ridiculous," he told Matt. Matt shrugged, "you wouldn't how it is to fall in love Eli," was all he replied with before the two walked to Literature.
you and Klitz walked towards the AP section of the school as a few of your friends had stopped you in the halls a few times. you were technically considered one of the 'popular' kids at school. being 'friends' with boys like Brad and girls like Brittany usually got you into the parties that were considered legends at school. you had known Brad from childhood and Brittany being a girl on the soccer team gave you even more exclusivity because you were her captain.
you met Klitz and by association Matt and Eli your freshman year. both of you were in the honors English courses and table buddies. he was an even more awkward and skinny as a fourteen year old freshman at the time and you had to admit, not much has changed since then. you had gained your popularity between the summer of freshman and sophomore year so it was surprising to the tripod boys when sophomore year rolled around and the popular kids were dragging you in seven different directions.
"hey, practice later this afternoon?" Brittany asked coming down the hall. you nodded no as you noticed the incredulous look she quickly gave Klitz, "you're going to be at Brad's party tonight, right? you ditched the last three for 'studying' and you have to go!" she practically begged. you gave her a defeated yes as she clapped happily and ran down the hall to meet Brad, "see you tonight! and don't be late!"
you looked to Klitz who was silent the entire time, "come on smarty pants, this final APUSH research paper won't write itself," you told him, shoving him towards the class. he chuckled quietly as the two of you sat down and took out the enormous APUSH textbook and your notebooks.
before all of you could get start to write, you heard a bang on the table and noticed the Yearbook club coming in to drop off the books. you quickly snatched your copy and slammed it on the cover, "Klitz, we made the front collage!" you exclaimed pointing down at it. Klitz quickly noticed that you both were in fact on the front cover.
it was a dumb picture you made him take with you at one of your games. you had dragged the three boys to the game as payment for messing up your car a few days prior with food and wrappers. you had pushed Klitz into frame, hugging his side excitedly as he stood stiff and nervous. Klitz admired the photo for a second. you looked gorgeous, even if you were sweating from the game earlier, and standing next to him like that made him a bit insecure.
your teacher had walked in, smacking her ruler on her desk as she told everyone to get to work. you rolled your eyes, not in the mood for her grouchy attitude. Klitz had grabbed his pencil bag, ready to start his paper when he realized that he hadn't grabbed it on his way out this morning. he reached into yours, hoping you didn't notice and by unfortunate chance, he got your pink sparkly pen.
"writing a research paper in pink ink Timothy?" your teacher asked, ready to yell at him. Klitz didn't say anything as you grabbed it from him, "no, he was going to fix my mistakes for my paper with that," you said covering for him. she hummed in response as you handed him a boring black pen, "she's the biggest bitch this school has ever met, I swear," you groaned, "like it's not our fault you got stuck teaching teenagers. she should have picked a different career."
the rest of the class went by in silence, the two of you engrossed in the papers to even make small conversation. once the bell rang, you looked to Klitz, "you're going to the party later with me, right? I can't go alone. Freddie is going to be there and I can't deal with him on my own." Klitz nodded before muttering that Eli would probably drag him there even if you hadn't asked him to come with.
"great! Brad lives on the same block as I do so just park your car at my place in case we have to make a run for it," you said chucking your bag over your shoulder. you went towards your car as you were met with the party host himself and Brittany, both asking for rides home.
Eli and Matt met with Klitz, the two of them seeing their best friend with that familiar longing look on his face as he watched you drive away, "she's make a great adult film actress, you know that, right?" Klitz stared at Eli, his eyes raging up with fury and jealousy, "just look at her-," before Eli could continue, Klitz screamed at him to shut up making Matt laugh.
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the night rolled around as you finished putting on your short jean skirt and a plain black v-neck shirt. you told your mom you were going to study at a friends house and slipped out the back door, hoping she didn't catch your outfit. you knew that if your mom had found out that you were going to be at a house party, you'd be shoved inside your room grounded until you left for Yale in the fall.
the house was blaring music already as drunk teenagers littered the backyard. you knew Brad's parents were away on an anniversary trip to Brazil and this was the final weekend all of you had to party before graduation came and all of you left for college. you had made plans to stick by Klitz's side, not bothering to inform him on it given that you knew Klitz wouldn't have cared.
as soon as you walked in, you were handed a red liquid, probably fruit punch and what smelled like Malibu Rum. you knew Brittany wouldn't have done anything to the drink and you immediately started sipping on it. the taste of rum immediately hitting your tastebuds, making you cringe in response.
Eli, Matt, and Klitz had parked his car by your house, walking towards Brad's house slowly. Klitz had worn a plain plaid dress shirt and a white tank top underneath it. Matt and Eli hadn't changed out of what they had worn in the day.
Klitz's eyes immediately wandered around the room, trying to look for you. his mouth instantly fell as he found you. you hardly dressed up for school, going with the safest school appropriate option most of the time. you tended to wear jeans and plain colored t-shirt but now you were in a mini skirt and a low cut shirt with your makeup done beautifully.
the three of them went to join you but Matt immediately turned to the food table and Eli went into the direction of a girl he thought was cute. Klitz stood in the middle of the living room awkwardly. he didn't want to interrupt your conversation with your other friends and frankly, he wanted to go back home. "Klitz! over here!" you yelled suddenly. he sighed and went towards you. you grabbed him and made sure he remained by your side, "you invited him?" Brittany asked. you nodded, "of course I did, he's my best friend and we're going to Yale together so I had too," you said back, making sure she didn't say another snark comment.
you went back into conversation as Klitz just stood next to you quietly. you tried to get him to talk but it was no use. Klitz was just not a social person and you didn't want to take him out of his element too much. Brad had left all of you to turn off the lights to make everyone more comfortable as he liked to put it.
"oh my god, it's Freddie," you said in a bit of a panic. Klitz knew you were freaking out given that you immediately pushed yourself onto him a bit more. Freddie was an ex boyfriend of yours. you had relied everything to Klitz one night of how badly the breakup was and how you didn't like being alone with him, "lets move," you whispered.
Klitz gaining the smallest bit of confidence grabbed your hand and led you to the dance floor by accident, "I didn't know you were a dancer," you joked. you immediately started dancing to the upbeat song. Klitz felt like he was going to die if it was possible. you were starting to dance against him and he never thought he'd ever see a day like this.
he knew you had a few drinks in your system but he didn't think he'd have you dancing on him. he was trying his hardest to not pop a boner but it was nearly impossible when your skirt was this low and you were making no attempt to stop dancing against him. you turned around, smiling at the lanky boy as he went extremely red in the face once he realized that you were giving him an almost mesmerized look.
"Klitz, how are you not dating a girl, you're such a catch," you asked. Klitz shrugged, not knowing how to respond, "girls don't really find me attractive," that made you instantly roll your eyes, "they're ridiculous if you ask me. you're literally a girls dream. smart, cute, and kinda funny," you replied.
Klitz could see Eli's and Matt's face as they noticed how you were dancing against their friend. Eli pushed for Klitz to dance back but it was like talking to a brick wall, it was not going to happen.
"you think so?" he asked. you nodded excitedly, "of course. you just need to loosen up Klitzy," you said. you were still dancing against him as you finished your drink, "can I ask you a question?" he asked, practically feeling the word vomit coming out, "why are you friends with me? you can do better than someone like myself."
Klitz wanted to scream. he had no idea why he asked such a stupid question but he couldn't hold it in anymore. you remained silent making Klitz start to freak out. you finally looked up to him and chuckled quietly.
"you're different than everyone else here," you finally said, "you don't see me for who I am physically. to you, I'm just ( your name ). I'm not this popular girl that just happens to be your friend and I love that about you," Klitz was surprised to say the least, "every guy here has wanted to either have sex with me or date me to get popularity status but you're just my friend. you like to hear about my stupid interests like Star Wars and you know more about me than any other person here."
"maybe it's stupid of me to think that you'd like me in the way I like you but you're special to me, Klitz. I mean, we're the only ones in the entire school who got into an Ivy League school. we're going to fucking Yale!" Klitz stood for a second, trying to figure out that first part you had said, "what do you mean by "to think you'd like me in the way I like you"?" he asked.
you couldn't help but laugh.
"you caught that, huh?" you asked jokingly, "it's stupid but I don't think I'm your type of girl anyway. you deserve someone better than me," he repeated his earlier question, still confused by what you meant, "I've liked you since Sophomore year but I've hid it until now I guess. you don't have to let me down or anything. I know I'm not the kind of girl you'd be into."
Klitz was stunned to put it lightly. he couldn't believe what he was hearing. you? not his type? if anything, he wasn't your type. you were popular, guys didn't exactly fall at the feet for you like they did with girls like Brittany but he did know of a fair share of guys who did like you and he saw the guys you thought were cute. he was not like them.
"you're wrong," Klitz finally said. you stayed quiet, now confused yourself, "your beautiful. I never thought I'd be the kind of guy you'd like. I mean, look at me and look at yourself. you have options and you chose me? are you sick or something?" he asked, trying to lighten the mood. you smacked Klitz on the back of the head, "seriously, I've heard the way you talked about guys you liked and it doesn't seem like I'd be anywhere in that realm."
you laughed, bringing him down to your height, "can I kiss you?" you asked. Klitz didn't get a chance to respond as you smashed your lips against his. you had your arms wrapped around his neck as he awkwardly placed his on your hips, "Klitz, we've danced around our feelings for each other for years now. I couldn't wait anymore," you said once you pulled away, "I hope that means I get to be your girlfriend now,".
Klitz nodded almost instantly, "it's a good thing we're going to Yale together because long distance would suck," he said. you nodded in agreement, "I'd drag myself to the nearest college to be closer with you," you whispered. Klitz laughed as you brought him in for another kiss.
Klitz couldn't believe it. he never thought he'd be kissing you at one of the last parties of your high school career but here he was. the two of you were going to Yale together and that meant he'd still have you by his side in a few months. he was never used to this type of good luck but he wasn't going to question it now.
he smiled a bit into the kiss as he saw Eli and Matt giving him a thumbs up in response. sometimes he really hated his friends but he knew that today they were proud of him for getting the girl that he always dreamed of.
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graveincarnate · 2 years
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KLITZ NSFT ALPHABET!
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Not requested
Word count: 1312
Warnings: nsfw/nsft, gn reader, afab terms used.
AN: this is very messy im so sorry, i wrote it last night before passing out :P. i’ll post a sfw alphabet and an amab version soon! <3
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He’s completely clueless, he didn’t anticipate how awkward it would be after. he’d just wrap an arm around you, pulling you toward his chest. He’d rub your back in silence, maybe muttering words of praise into your ear to relieve some tension.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
It’s no surprise that Klitz is a tits guy. It’s the first thing he asks to touch when you guys are getting intimate. They’re like his own personal stress balls. He isn’t just a fan of feeling you up however, the occasional time he’ll suck on them, leaving little hickey’s and love bites all over them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He prefers to cum inside of you, well, he thinks so anyways. He gets so needy as he’s fucking into you that he struggles to pull out and cum anywhere else. He also just loves the way his cum drips from your pussy when he’s finished.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He has a vast collection of erotic smut novels hidden in his underwear drawer. After you found out about it, you always kept an eye out for them when shopping. He gets a little embarrassed when you gift them to him, but he really does appreciate it. All the ones you’ve given him are definitely his favorites.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He had no fucking idea what he was doing at first, you were his definitely his first time. It was a little awkward; clumsy thrusts, nervous hands grabbing at anything they can reach, finishing just a little too quickly, the whole package.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He loves when you ride him. it’s the perfect position in his opinion, he loves to see your face as he fucks you, but he also love’s seeing your boobs bounce.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He relies on being goofy during sex. Cracking jokes makes you both more comfortable. And he has to admit, hearing you chuckle in between moans and whimpers really turns him on.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He isn’t clean shaven, but it’s not out of control down there either, he keeps it trimmed and tamed. he’s shaved once before just to try it, but he cut his balls so he never did it again after.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Your pleasure is really important to him. He constantly asks if you’re okay and what you need, he likes letting you finish first. He quite literally worships you and the ground you walk on.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He jerks off every day, often multiple times. Let’s just say he puts those erotic novels to good use.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He loves when you’re dominant with him, more specifically when you control his orgasms. He also loves praise, being called a ‘good boy’ while you edge him? he’ll cum on the spot. He also appreciates the praise when he’s the one fucking you, he’s always worried about his ability to make you feel good, so a confirmation of your pleasure is a great way to keep him going. He’s also interested in trying pegging, but that remains his little secret for now.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Pretty simple, but he loves fucking on the couch. You guys like to take movie night just a little bit too far.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
When you sit in his lap, peppering kisses along his jawline. It drives him crazy, but the thing that really drills it in is when you start to move around on his crotch, he could cum just from the friction.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He doesn’t like causing you any harm, anything past spanking or maybe pulling your hair he won’t do. he prefers to keep his touching as loving as possible.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He loves eating you out more than anything. Although he loves a good blowjob, nothing tops the taste of you, those sweet moans and whimpers, and the feeling of you squirm underneath his tongue. He could lay there for hours, making you cum over and over again. He’s so insanely good at it too, his nickname is Klitz for a reason. He likes to eat you out at least once every time you guys get intimate.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
It depends on how you’re feeling, he likes when you pick his pace. He cares more about your pleasure and making you cum, but honestly, he does love a nice in between. Starting off slow and getting faster, just to slow down again midway through. Going back and forth drives him crazy.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He loves quickies, but he loves them most when you guys are out. Sneaking away during movie nights with the tripod? Fucking you in the bathroom during lunch? He loves the thrill of it.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He loves to experiment, he never really thought much about kinks before he met you, but now it’s all he can think about. He wants to try so many things with you, if you’ll allow it of course.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
The most he can go is two rounds before needing a break, but after he can go for another two more. Sure his sex drive is high, but he gets tired pretty fast.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He owns a vibrating cock ring and a dildo. He says the dildo’s strictly for you, but he likes to use it on himself sometimes.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He loves to tease you, especially before going down on you. He’ll finger you and rub your clit for what feels like a century before getting to the main event. He loves when you tease him too, he becomes a mess of whines and whimpers as he begs you to give him more.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s so loud, as much as he tries to keep the noise to a minimum he just can’t do it. He whimpers a lot during foreplay, but when he fucks you he’s moaning nonstop.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He loves lingerie, not fancy lingerie by any means, just your regular undergarments. Whenever he undresses you he has to get a good look at which ones you’re wearing, he definitely has his favorites.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He’s huge in both length and girth, it definitely wasn’t as exaggeration. He’s about 6-7 inches soft and 8-9 inches hard. As stated earlier he has some hair, but it’s nicely trimmed. He’s uncut and just a little bit thicker than average.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
His sex drive is higher than average, he’s young, what would you expect. He’s good to go anytime, you could just barely graze his thigh and he’s all over you. It’s very easy to get him riled up.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He doesn’t fall asleep that quickly, he likes to make sure you’re okay first. He’ll cuddle up with you and watch a movie or something before heading to bed, he needs time to unwind. 
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therealbattleangel · 2 years
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Film Day? - Klitz x F!Reader (+ a little Eli)
Y/N: Smut. Smut with a little bit of plot and a little bit of fluff. Also voyeurism. Also talking about porn. Also Eli just being Eli
(Requests Open !)
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Klitz and Y/N had been dating since sophomore year of high school and it was now the summer between senior year of high school and freshman year of college. Both Y/N and Klitz got into Yale while Matthew went to Georgetown and Eli began a career as a porn director. But there was still two months until Klitz and Y/N moved up to Yale and they were planning on spending most of that time hanging out with each other and with Eli. They were all currently at Klitz’s house as his parents were out of town for the week. Klitz and Y/N sat together, cuddling as Klitz and Eli talked. They talked about the new movies that were coming out, the comic books they were currently reading and how life was going at the time. Y/N stood up and said she needed to grab something from her bag and walked off. She went up to Klitz’s bedroom and grabbed a tissue from her purse, blowing her nose before throwing it away and heading back downstairs. As she did, she noticed the room had gone quiet. 
She walked back in and tilted her head when she saw they were both staring at her “yes?” Y/N asked as she looked between the two boys “Um… Y/N, I-” Klitz began before being interrupted by Eli “I have an idea for you two.” Y/N slowly went to sit back down beside Klitz as Eli continued “work, right now, is a little rough. I don’t have anyone available to film for another month which could be really bad for me. And…” Y/N looked at Klitz before slowly looking back at Eli “and what?” She asked. Eli hummed “recently, Klitz has told me about how well he knows you and how well he… Pleases you. So I was wondering if I could possibly… Film you two having sex?” Y/N widened her eyes before looking at Klitz “you what? And… Film us having sex? Klitz!” Y/N shouted as Klitz raised his arms in surrender “what? I had to talk to somebody about it. And he’s our friend. I wanted to help him out. But baby, really, if you are uncomfortable with the idea, we don’t have to do it. We can just forget that this ever happened.” Eli then hummed “but if you did decide to do it, it would really help me out. And you both would get paid the same amount I usually pay my workers which is pretty good.” Y/N then sighed and stayed quiet for a bit before shrugging “fine but just, let’s get it over with now.”
They were now in the bedroom where Eli had set up a camera and some lighting, facing the bed. Klitz and Y/N were both only in their underwear. “If I had known that we were doing this today, I would have worn a matching set,” she said, looking down at her mismatched bra and panties. “Don’t worry. You won’t have them on for very long” Eli said as Klitz began looking through his closet, causing Y/N to tilt her head “what are you looking for?” She asked as Klitz pulled out two half masks “my parents went to Mardi Gras years ago and they picked up these. I was thinking that we could wear these so we can still kiss but our faces are mostly covered.” 
Y/N then smiled before pulling Klitz into a deep kiss. Little did Klitz know that he just made Y/N so much calmer. She was so worried about actually showing her face during the tape and Klitz just solved that problem. Eli groaned “come on, people. I don’t have all day” he said, suddenly acting like a real porn director. Y/N and Klitz put on the half masks before laying down on the bed. She then looked at Eli “what… What now?” she asked before Eli hummed “just fuck. However you normally do” he said with a shrug. Y/N nodded before Eli said “and… Action!” Klitz then pulled Y/N into a kiss, wrapping one arm around her waist and putting his other hand on her head, slowly moving his fingers into her hair and gently tugging. Y/N moaned against Klitz’s lips as they continued to kiss before they pulled away and Klitz started kissing all over her neck and her exposed chest. Behind the camera, Eli was biting his lip. He thought it was going to be awkward watching his best friend and his girlfriend fuck but for some reason, he found it hot.
Klitz then whispered into Y/N’s ear “can I remove your bra now, baby?” Y/N nodded eagerly before Klitz removed Y/N’s bra, exposing her breasts. He then began to kiss all over them before saying “I fucking love your tits, kitten.” Y/N moaned at Klitz’s comment and the feeling of his lips all over her breasts. He then began to suck on one of her nipples as he pinched the other, causing her to moan again, louder than she had before. Eventually, Klitz moved one of his hands down into Y/N’s panties. He began rubbing her clit before he lifted his head and smirked up at her “what do you want me to do now, baby?” he said in a teasing tone. Y/N whined “please touch me, daddy. Please~” Klitz then hummed “of course, kitten” he said before taking off her panties and putting his head between her legs, beginning to eat her out. Soon after, he began fingering her as well.
At the same time, Eli felt his pants growing tighter. He again, would have never thought he would be the guy that found his best friend fucking a girl hot but he was loving it. Seeing Klitz so successfully pleasuring a woman, making her make beautiful moans, was attractive, hot and sexy and he wanted more. He quietly unzipped his pants before sticking one of his hands into his boxers and beginning to stroke himself off. He was watching as Klitz continued to eat Y/N out, fingering her as he did. She then began moaning louder “daddy, f-fuck! I… I’m gonna cum. Fuck, I’m gonna cum” she shouted before Klitz lifted his head “cum in my mouth, baby. Fucking cum on my tongue” he said before going back to eating her out. She then released in the other’s mouth, moaning loudly as she came. 
Klitz moved away from Y/N before pulling her into a kiss. He then pulled away before removing his boxers, putting on a condom afterward. He then pulled Y/N back into a kiss before he slowly lined up his member with Y/N’s hole. He then slowly inserted himself into her as she pulled away from the kiss, moaning loudly. He then slowly began thrusting into her as Eli began to speed up his own strokes. Klitz continued to thrust into Y/N as he kissed all over her body, leaving a few marks on her as he did. She then ran her hands into his hair, pulling on it as he began to speed up his thrusts. This continued until Klitz, Y/N and Eli were all close to cumming. Klitz continued to thrust faster and faster as Y/N screamed that she was cumming. He then pulled out of her and pulled off his condom, releasing onto her chest. During this, Eli also came but because of how loud the other two were, neither heard Eli. He then quickly adjusted himself before yelling “cut!”
Klitz and Y/N panted before Klitz stood up and grabbed a towel from the bathroom and two robes for both him and Y/N to wear. He then went back into the bedroom and wiped Y/N down before helping her into one of the robes. He then got into one himself before looking at Eli “man, guys. That was great. Alright now for the money” Eli said before Y/N shook her head “you don’t have to pay us, Eli. Really.” Eli looked between Y/N and Klitz “wait really? Great. Because I didn’t really have a lot of money to give you guys.” Klitz facepalmed “so you weren’t going to pay us anyways?” Eli just smiled “well I was going to pay you. Just… Maybe a few months ago” Klitz then began chasing after Eli. Y/N just watched, laughing even though she was still exhausted. She didn’t want to tell Klitz but she liked Eli watching them and was going to ask if they could do it again. That is if Klitz doesn’t kill Eli.
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A/N: I hope you enjoyed this! This is my first actual smut so I hope it’s alright. Also this is not my idea. I read a smut recently with this prompt and thought it was fucking amazing and I wanted to have my own sort of version of it with a bit more background so not my idea, credit to the original creator.
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danowh0re · 2 years
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klitz awkwardly trying to comfort reader who just had a panic attack
𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜
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Klitz X gn!reader, and him helping them with a panic attack
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He pats their back way too much, a smile never leaving his face because he just is trying his best 😭🤚
Coos them, thinking that will calm them down / giving them everything that he thinks that will comfort him. He's just guessing and panicking with them at this point
First he just Stares at them with a questionable face. Knowing what's happening but his brain and everything has just shut off because he knows that this is a serious situation and he knows that he can't give Y/N the help that they need
Makes jokes with them or just trying to make them focus on something that isn't what's happening right now so they can try to catch their breathe and be one at peace with themselves
He probably meditates with them without even telling them-
It's all just chaotic
Making this face the whole time:
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It's all just elevator music and static noise and crickets at the same time up there
Praises them a lot tho :3
Helps them breathe by making breathing patterns with them and it actually helps them a lot
Letting them squeeze anywhere on his body to help them relax
He tries not to raise his voice though, cause he knows that will pressure them more and scare them in a way and it'll just make everything worse-
He says cheesy shit
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𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬~
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