bug-eyed-bum1234
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I'd start advertising the human centipede 1 as a lesbian sex movie like people advertise saw as a gay sex movie. No toxic yuri tho the yuri is as pure and heartfell as it gets. But it is kinky alright.
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Posted this on Instagram and people seemed to enjoy it so here's the high quality image
#god i love love love when people give crowley pointy ears#and just more snake-like qualities than usual as well#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable partners#ineffable spouses#anthony j crowley#aziracrow
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He hated me, i wanted to spite his ass💪 (Not degradation k!nk i SWEAR-)
Okay Shane enjoyers I have a question
What initially made you want to interact more with Shane?
Like, first playthrough, first time experiencing him telling you to basically fuck off lmao, what made you want to continue trying to talk to him?
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Shane from stardew valley is such a piece of shit asshole I’m going to marry him he’s so hot and kind
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Bachelors Height
Alex: 6'0. Tall and athletic.
Elliot: 6'3. The tallest. Kind of awkward, like a giraffe.
Harvey: 5'10. Kinda tall but is so soft-spoken he seems shorter than he is.
Sam: 5'8. Very lanky.
Sebastian: 5'7. Ever so much shorter than Sam even though he's older. Sam gives him no rest.
Shane: 5'4. Short king.
#stardew#stardew valley#stardew valley headcanons#stardew sam#stardew sebastian#stardew shane#stardew harvey#stardew alex#stardew elliott#SHANE YOU PRECIOUS THING
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Piranha...
Click for better quality | my ask box is open for requests
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big brain. big heart. big belly.
sexy.
let it be known that Aziraphale is so incredibly attractive and I can't even begin to describe why
#aziraphale#good omens#good omens s2#GOOD LORD I LOVE HIM#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism#he is so fine#big👏 bodies👏 are👏 so👏 fucking👏 SEXY👏👏
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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OW. OW. OW.
Aziraphale's light little fuzzy house blazer makes me so emotional he looks so soft and warm and comfortable BUT still proper and preppy and put-together like he wants to be cosy at home with his books but still look dapper and tidy and fetching should anyone *cough* crowley *cough* pop by i mean come on just look at him!!
#oops i’m sorry it’s sad#crowley x aziraphale#aziraphale#aziraphale and crowley#good omens meta#good omens analysis#good omens 2#good omens s2#good omens season 2#art director talks good omens
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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times
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I have something inappropriate I want to say! 🤚🤚
(JARVIS..ENHANCE)
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The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.
GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)
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YEAAAHHHHHH
#smash or pass#wheatly portal 2#wheatley#wheatly#portal#portal 2#wheatley portal#valveplug#valve games#valve
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remember when taylor speaking about voting led to a 1226% increase in vote.org activity within just an hour?
it’s been just 2 hours and her instagram post announcing the new album already has over 7 million likes.
i wonder how many phone calls to reps, money to feed starving people in gaza, emails to government officials, and awareness could be brought about if she were to do literally anything to acknowledge the ongoing genocide that has murdered over 10,000 children!
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