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Kyle thought it was an euphemism when Roy suggested they go camping together. But no. Roy actually takes him camping. Kyle hates it. He has mosquito bites where no mosquito bites should be.
Jason could also be there idk. He doesn't like camping either (he CAN rough it but why would he) but he DOES like watching Kyle suffer
Gods forgive me for probably mutilating Kyle's chatacter. First time writing him I think!
Kyle grimaced as he nearly twisted his ankle, tripping on a large root. He cursed the fucking thing, reaching up to swipe his hair back.
This was not how his weekend was supposed to go. When Roy had asked him to go camping he'd assumed it was a poorly disguised excuse to share a sleeping bag for a few nights, get a little cozy.
Had taken the fucker long enough to make a move. Kyle had been damn near at his limit dropping hints.
So imagine his surprise when he'd been dragged not to a quint little camp site but the middle of ever loving fuck nowhere- and they didn't even get to share a tent!
"You gonna make it Rayner?" Kyle glanced behind him, saw Jason was sneering at him, bemusement speckled all over his face.
To top off what was quickly becoming the worst weekend of his life- he wasn't even alone with Roy.
"You could use that pretty ring and just float on up the trail." Jason walked up to him, thick thighs straining in his hiking shorts- and oh Kyle hadn't brought the right clothes for this either. His thighs were chafing from how short his shorts were.
And the bug bites.
"Shut up," Kyle mumbled, not even wanting to look at Jason. The bastard could've tipped him off that Roy meant to actually camp, to rough it. He could've been a decent friend-
Jason shrugged him off, moving past him to catch up to Roy, slinging his arm over the redheads shoulders. Kyle could see the sweat glistening on Roy's neck, his hair tied up in a messy knot. It was dampening his tank top, between his shoulderblades.
Kyle could imagine licking it right off him.
He grunted, trying to push the thought aside. Last thing he needed was to have to finish the hike in too tight denim shorts and a fucking hard cock. As if he wasn't being punished enough.
He hurried to catch up, and Roy positively grinned at him, that charming smile that could stop hearts and spread legs. Maybe if Kyle played his cards right, he could turn this trip around. If he just got him at the right time...
Kyle felt a prick on his arm and smacked at a mosquito. "Little fucker."
"Careful, they'll eat you alive." Roy kept that grin as he spoke, but something about those eyes flashed for a moment- And oh, Kyle wouldn't mind if Roy would just eat him alive.
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"accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss" JohnKyle
John's day is going bad. His car broke down in the middle of nowhere, Ohio, his mother is in the hospital, and if he doesn't get to his meeting with his rich and eccentric potential client on time, he won't get the job, and if he doesn't get the job, he won't have the money to pay for either her medical bills or the car repair.
There's no trains, taxis, or airports in walking distance from nowhere, Ohio, and John has not slept in about three days. All in all, his day is going bad, and he's very stressed and taking the random unlocked car with the keys in the ignition made sense in the moment, okay?
It's not like he plans on keeping it! He just needs to get to the airport and then he'll leave it behind and even put a bit of change on the seat to pay for the gas. This won't hold up in any court, but it made sense in John's head when he decided to do it, and now it's too late to back out, he's already two hours in. So all in all, John's day is going so incredibly badly it'd be hard pressed to get worse.
And that's when the guy sleeping in the footspace of the back seats wakes up.
#john: why are you in my car????#kyle: why are YOU driving MY car????#the guy mafia boss kyle told to keep an eye on the car while kyle “took care of important business” in the back: *holding a box of donuts -#- and a cup of coffee* Oh shit where's my boss and my bosses car?#johnkyle#mafia BOSS kyle#upgrade from mafia princess kyle#though I did think about making it “john and kyle accidentally kidnap kyle's mafia boss uncledad”#but I thought this fit the established trope better.#ohio is empty right?#corn?#green lantern#asks#kiseiakhun#my wrtitng
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HAPPY BIRFV
THANK U!!!
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unsure that i am going to be on tumblr much more tonight, and this ends at around 4am, so! posting hors friend while he still exists....
(@kiseiakhun)
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. @kiseiakhun and I ended up at a bar not realizing it was the superbowl, so this should be interesting
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this post, https://www.tumblr.com/kiseiakhun/747865134888861696/when-his-comics-were-first-published-in-1994-the?source=share combined with knowledge of state sponsored publishing to create this idea. Atlantean fetish books directly sponsored by the Atlantean government. (Atlantean porn, officially brought to you by Aquaman) Atlantis doesn't have the same conventions about sex as humans & therefore might be more willing to attach the state to this. Also this way they get to control what's being published about them & gives them a ready made market to propagandise to.
(also they would try the reverse in Atlantis. also sponsored by the atlantean government to get the population to be more accepting of humans)
(re: this)
Hi anon I want you to know I showed this ask to all my Servers the day you sent this because I am so enamoured with it. Can we get married.
Now I'm sidetracked about how Atlanteans would have paper... like you can't make paper underwater and I can't think of any equivalent methods that would work in the ocean. Maybe a water-curing resin? Paper gets part of its strength from how cellulose shrinks and sort of links together as it dries so a natural plasticizer would seem like an equivalent... maybe they could just hack off pieces of fallen wood and polish it, but that takes wayyyy more skill and effort and time compared to paper making. Hm. Maybe they could mine volcanic stone? Maybe they just import cotton paper from the surface (thick cotton paper doesn't fall apart when it's wet like wood-based paper. At least not as easily). Maybe they draw on rocks with silverpoint. HMMMM. @pluckyredhead @aqua-dan do they address this in the comics?
I'm thinking so hard about this because drawn porn, at least, would need paper. Written porn in theory does not need paper, though it's wild to imagine people dictating their erotica to surface transcribers. Like do you think there's a specific job for that or do you have to podfic your porn yourself if you're a writer? Do most Atlanteans even know how to use their vocal chords to talk? All of their communication is telepathic.
Video porn is easy; we already have waterproof cameras, though I think equipment would have to be modified to withstand pressure at the deeper end, ALTHOUGH I don't think most of Atlantean society lives in the depths, Garth is regarded as something Exotic™ because he comes from a deep-sea kingdom Garth should have bioluminescence don't @ me.
Anyway yes. I think Atlantis would have to have different conventions about sex because water transmits vibrations so much better than air. Like... if you're fucking people Know. Everyone will Know. They can literally feel you fucking through the air. When you fuck everyone else fucks with you. I bet Atlantean orgies are a really popular porn genre. I bet surface people fetishize it. I bet Atlanteans are really intrigued by how people on the surface can just keep sex a SECRET and hidden/forbidden romance is really popular.
Okay so now the question is, is Atlantis propaganda porn vanilla (for them), a way to show Proper Sex, or is it wild freak shit to show off the ingenuity of their populace? What do you think they show in their Fucking videos. What do they import.
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I need more GuyKyle stuff from you specifically 😭😭😭 you do them so good and I NEED MORE
I also need this! But all I seem able to create for them lately is unhinged AU ideas with @kiseiakhun (also important).
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Thanks to @zeroducks-2 for tagging me!! To be honest, I've really missed doing posts like these, so thanks for the opportunity!
Rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.
(I don't have Spotify, so I hope my regular ol' downloaded music on shuffle will suffice!)
Ghost - Mary on a Cross
2. The Happy Fits - Dirty Imbecile
3. AJR - Bummerland
4. Barnes Courtney - Hands
5. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Fishin' in the Dark
6. Seafret - Atlantis
7. Bug Hunter - Disco! In the Panic Room
8. Weathers - I'm Not Ok
9. Autoheart - Lent
10. Fish in a Birdcage - Rule #19 Amigo
Tagging: @echoelbo, @lanternlogy, @wajjs, @kiseiakhun, @shinyflareon, @atasteforsuicidal, @golddragon387, @wh0knowsreally, @jimiscribif, @deepestdarkestdepthoftheocean, @cleromancy
@thelionandtheeagle I would have tagged you, sweetheart, but Zero got to you first LMAO
No obligation to any of you!!
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WIP ask game
I was tagged by the wonderful @thenaphorism to do this so let's take a dive with yours truly and see what we can find in the depths of my WIP repository
Rules:
Post the names of the files of your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you asks with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it. If you want, tag as many people as you have WIPs.
I don't have a WIP folder so much as a bunch of loosely categorised notes in my notes app because I don't use my Google Drive or OneDrive folder like a normal, organised person anymore lol. But here's what I've been able to cobble together from my loose files:
JayRoy - "Anxiety", translation
DickRoy Weekend idea
DC Vs Vampires x Priest Jason
Fem Jay Week 2021 JayRoyDonna
SladeRa's Creutzfeldt-Jakob x Lazarus Pit
Jason's Fast Food Cannibalism
Titans Dark Academia au
Jason Rarepair MelloJay Part 2
Separated but not Forgotten [JayRoy, WIP]
Tentatodd Week 2020 / Kraken Jason (this is 2 separate files that's been scattered in 2 different folders 😭 but they're part of the same au)
(This isn't all of them but I can't find the rest so consider them discontinued for good lmao)
And I shall tag @shhhenanigans @kiseiakhun @pluckyredhead @consistenthero @silenthillmutual @fantomn @reaperlight + anyone else who are actively writing fics atm (my memory is swiss cheese and I don't know everyone's urls now but if we're friends on discord please respond, love you)
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KYLEWALLY
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship -
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -
Ahahaha, you think they last? You think they admit they are together? You think their fucking isn't just a dirty shameful secret that literally everyone knows about? That's why they last FOREVER. They're STUCK together and they HATE it.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -
They do not "fall in love" because that would imply they LOVE each other which, gross, they HATE each other, first of all--
How was their first kiss? -
EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE AND WALLY INSULTED KYLE AFTER.
Wedding:
Who proposed? -
100% definitely no proposing at ALL between these two. Marriage is the LAST thing they want, they can't even accept that they like each other, they are best friends who still think they hate each other. If they are getting married it is to STOP CRIME and it is probably not their idea, actually this is the fake marriage scenario of my dreams I love it. That, or they get accidental married by aliens. As happens.
Who is the best man/men? -
Kyle decides Hal should be his best man, and Wally doesn't really want Hal to be his best man, but because Kyle decided that, now he HAS to say Hal should be HIS best man, and they get into a fist fight.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Donna, and Wally and Kyle spend all their time fighting over whose side she will stand on. It's fist fight part two. Kyle is like "we dated" and Wally is like THAT MAKES IT WORSE also I've known her since I was TWELVE, I LITERALLY made her forget she loved you that time I BROUGHT HER BACK INTO EXISTENCE FROM THE POWER OF MY FRIENDSHIP FOR HER. I love Donna MORE. And then they get into another fist fight.
Who did the most planning? -
Kyle. Wally is like why can't we get married at the COURT HOUSE it is a FAKE WEDDING we are not REALLY getting married.
Who stressed the most? -
STILL KYLE.
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Um. Would it be rude to say Major Force, because...*cough*.
Sex:
Who is on top? -
Wally and Kyle fight for who bottoms. It's not who tops. Whoever tops is the loser. This is why Kyle tops, he's the bigger loser and mad about it. You think Wally wants to put effort into this?
Who is the one to instigate things? -
Neither, that they'll ever admit to. But both of htem.
How healthy is their sex life? -
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? -
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last?
GONNA JUST REMIND EVERYONE ONE MORE TIME THAT WALLY ABSOLUTELY CANNOT LAST
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
MUCH LIKE WITH BATFLASH, NO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, WALLY IS RIDICULOUSLY SUPERHUMAN.
How rough are they in bed? -
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
Somehow, Kyle produces one, there are aliens involved and Wally doesn't want to know or ask.
How many children will they adopt? -
None!! Wally and Kyle would NEVER commit to raising a child together, that would mean they are in a committed relationship which they are NOT and Kyle's weird alien baby is a freak of nature.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Wally.
Who is the stricter parent? -
Strict?? These two???
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
AGAIN THEY'RE SUPERHEROES, SUPERHEROES ARE ALL ABOUT NONSTOP DANGEROUS STUNTS. THERE IS ONLY ENCOURAGING KIDS TO DO DANGEROUS SHIT. THERE IS NO STOPPING THEM.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Wally!! As if Kyle would remember to feed his weird ass alien baby. (According to Wally, at any rate.)
Who is the more loved parent? -
Roy. It's not even Wally or Kyle, it is definitely Roy.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Wally because he can be anywhere anytime as long as supervillains aren't causing trouble.
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Alien baby didn't go to school or graduate, but Kyle cried MUCH more when it left for space one day.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Kyle is a SPACE COP so. Wally.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? -
Kyle. Wally only cooks if he has no other option.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -
Kyle. Wally consumes literally anything in front of him.
Who does the grocery shopping? -
Kyle. Do you think he would trust Wally?? To pick out the best food? Wally eats like he's a dumpster.
How often do they bake desserts? -
Never.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -
I still do not know how to answer this question.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Wally. Not because he remembers their anniversary - he absolutely does not - but because he loves to eat and Kyle is like AH I SEE YOU REMEMBERED OUR ANNIVERSARY and Wally is like "...sure..."
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -
Neither. They don't want to admit they're together!! They're fake married with an alien baby and they STILL don't want to be seen together in public. Connor drags them out!!!
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -
Also Kyle!!! Mainly because he's the one who cooks.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? -
Wally. Kyle definitely lives in a pigsty, and Wally canonically does all the chores cuz he can do them super fast.
Who is really against chores? -
Kyle. ARTISTS DON'T DO CHORES (I say from personal experience)
Who cleans up after the pets? -
DEFINITELY Kyle because they ONLY have a weird alien pet that Kyle found in space and Wally refuses to touch it.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
Still Kyle!!
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
Neither, really.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -
Wally! Because he actually cleans.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -
Kyle. Once again, Wally is on that superspeed shit.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
They 100% do not commit to owning a dog together, but Kyle is in charge of ALL weird alien duties so.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
Wally STILL decorates for EVERY holiday. Kyle tries to help but he goes too slow and they end up in another fist fight.
What are their goals for the relationship? -
Not to murder each other. It's a work in progress.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -
Kyle. As if artists go to bed at reasonable times of night!!!! (I say from personal experience)
Who plays the most pranks? -
They are EQUAL in their pranks. On each other. On other people. SO MANY PRANKS.
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Rules: Reveal the titles of the documents in your wip folder and tag as many people as there are documents. Let others ask questions about the ones that interest them and post snippets or explain the contents as you see fit!
Tagged by @ghostly-pup-pro-at-shipping and thought it'd be fun! No pressure to actually ask anything y'all, it's just nice sometimes to air out the ole WIPs.
Tagging (no pressure tho, you don't have to do this if you don't wanna!) @deepwithintheabyss @disniq @hardlycats @mintacle @cadkitten @wellthatjusthappend @kiseiakhun
WIPs (which almost never have titles and are usually just the ship or the vaguest of ideas):
Sunsetter (TimDami, DamiColi, JayTim, BruDick- just notes that I've had for like 5 years that I refuse to let go of. Somehow the only one with a title.)
Jon/Colin Grindr (JonColi, as you'd expect lol)
Fluffy Robin Pile (surprise... it's Robin pile)
DICK'S DATING PROFILE (Brudick... yes it's all caps in my docs)
Type Jason Positive (JayTim)
Robin Pile (oh wow, wonder what ship this is)
The LMC TimKon Wedding (Part of the Wish I Had an Angel series)
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Kyle self identifies as a uke
ukent do this do me
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Give Selena a little kissy
i will the next time i see her! ♡!/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ε｀*)
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