Mood 💀

The playful objectification of the bisexual skaterboy at my job. Starring: every single one of my straight guy coworkers. Featuring song lyrics from Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

I keep a lot of moisturizers in my desk drawer

Rambling in the tags

Post work mood be like

Listen to me - if you provide me, your lawyer, evidence of a meeting, and the meeting is subtitled "Bullshit Meeting for Immigration Purposes," and that subtitle appears in the evidence... welp, you're gonna have to have that meeting again and for real this time.

If I had a nickel for every time I found rotting fish in a ziplock bag, hidden in an obscure place at my job, I’d have two nickels!! Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice..

Me, belting in the kitchen to the client that always asks me to sing to her: ONLY LOVE CAN HURT LIKE THIS!!!!

Her, suddenly regretting everything about asking me to do that:

I really fucking hate my job.

Today I got coached for leaving early the other day. My daughter got sick (on the first full day of school) and I had to leave and pick her up.

Apparently, I have now been warned that my attendance is unacceptable and given a guilt trip of "think of your coworkers, they had to pick up your slack"

I'm so done. I'm tired of this bullshit ass shit. They don't give a fuck about me, but I'm supposed to bleed for this company.

Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF.

>>Pardon the wait on multiple things, work has been kicking my ass lately. :'D Due to that I'm technically on a mini-hiatus around Thursday-Friday since that's at least when the week ends.

Hopefully y'all are having/have a great rest of the week otherwise!

My coworkers are talking about yaoi anime figurines. I'm listening, learning, growing

Filmed a video today, but I had to delete it and plan to re-do it because my work machine monitors were on in the background, and I don't need to be fired for violating confidentiality with my tits out (read: in a bikini top)

I don’t know what I have to do to make people understand that glasses are not indestructible. You still have to take care of them. The simplest thing such as how you take them off and put them on can make screws loosen and parts stretch out. Leaving them in the car can cause parts to melt and warp. I am so tired of explaining this to full grown people 🙄

Such a relief to know that my work ride-on is pirate friendly