#just some silliness
Text
To become an EMT was fairly intense training. The class only lasted a semester, but it was eight hours of class per week with nearly two thousand page textbooks, hours upon hours of clinicals, and the overarching dread that people would be relying on you for life and death situations when you passed.
To become a paramedic was even harder. A two year program heavy in pharmacology and cardiac rhythm interpretation, with so many new skills piled on that it was overwhelming most of the time.
To Hyrule it was all an adventure and an honor, though, one he readily accepted.
He hadn't been expecting to use such esteemed training to be combing a cow pasture in the middle of the night, though.
"This is your fault, by the way," Aurora grumbled. "I'm never holding over for a shift with you again."
"How is this my fault?" Hyrule questioned before yelping and jumping out of the way of what could have been a disastrous footstep into a pile of unsavoriness.
"Yesterday was a calm shift," Aurora pointed out as she also jumped around some cow chips. "Eleven calls in twenty-four hours. Nobody was dying and nobody was obnoxious. Today, we ran twenty-one calls, of which two were codes, one was a drunk person cussing everyone out except for the one person he thought was an angel, a person who was convinced their banana was possessed, and this."
"Somebody drove off the road and crashed through a wooden fence into the pasture and it's my fault?" Hyrule parsed out, jumping slightly when he walked unwittingly into a wet nose. The cow stared at him unblinkingly, munching aimlessly on whatever she'd grazed. "Excuse me," he huffed, ducking around her.
"The patient has to be long gone," Aurora sighed. "I'm willing to bet they were drunk and ran as soon as this happened. They wouldn't want a run-in with PD."
"Nobody wants a run-in with Impa," Hyrule snickered.
Despite tearing through a wooden fence, the car actually hadn't sustained too much. It was likely as Aurora suspected, though - a drunk driver who was uninjured enough to recognize Impa would chew them out and arrest them, and therefore opted for fleeing the scene.
"At least the cows weren't hurt," Aurora muttered, watching one stare at her. "We're definitely attracting a crowd, though."
As his partner chuckled, Hyrule noticed that they had, in fact, attracted quite the crowd. It seemed like the entire herd had gathered at this point, all staring pointedly at the paramedics while the police continued to sweep the area.
"Uh... hi," Hyrule waved awkwardly, and Aurora burst out laughing.
Turning, Hyrule watched his step carefully, avoiding both holes and manure, before he rammed unceremoniously into something, gasping and falling backwards into his partner.
"Rulie!" Aurora yelped as she caught him. "Are you okay?"
Hyrule grumbled, regaining his balance, his heart racing from embarrassment, and then he stared at what he'd crashed into.
The fence. He'd just... walked head first into the broken fence.
Hyrule snorted. Then he fell into hysterics, his gut aching from laughing so hard. Aurora stared at him a moment and then joined in.
"Keep this up and you'll be the patient," Aurora snorted, gasping for air. She turned to Impa. "Impa, I'm taking my partner home before he kills himself!"
Their serious friend shot them a look, taking in the sight of Hyrule, who was now sporting a small cut on his forehead from the splintered wood, though it clearly wasn't bothering him as he was wheezing and bent over.
"I don't even want to know," she sighed heavily. "The driver's long since fled the scene. You two can go in service."
Hyrule let Aurora guide him as both stumbled on to the road, still laughing loudly.
Two years of training for life-and-death emergencies only for Hyrule to create his own emergencies while aimlessly wandering a cow pasture. He supposed his instructors had been right when they'd mentioned one couldn't make up half the stuff they dealt with at work.
#writing#lu in healthcare#just some silliness#when I tell you I was dying of laughter when this happened to me XD#this was within twenty-four hours of a plate shattering in my hands and cutting me so badly I could barely most my hand too#my partner was convinced I was gonna kill myself by accident that night XD#anyway Hyrule and Aurora deserve to have fun together#Aurora's a lot feistier than her sweet partner#girl stood her ground against her own family in canon so she has to be stubborn at least#I choose to make her spicy#lu hyrule#lu aurora#the votes were tied so I picked this scenario over Time finding out
44 notes
·
View notes
Text
I mean, this is how I remember this scene going down!
Sure, their size difference is exaggerated, but not by much!
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay, since I keep thinking about it...
What if S2AU was the actual Season 2 of Soy Luna?
Okay first, the intro:
I would cut Gastón out of his shared screen with Delfi and Jazmin and redo Nina's part in the intro to include him. (Reason why we need to redo Nina's is because Luna's interactions with her which wouldn't work if Gastón was added there)
Note here that I have no idea how the actors' contracts are and how much they are being paid and screen time dictate their prominace in the intro. If there is something that dictates that Ana, Chiara, Jorge, Malena, Katja and Agustin could only have their names share third or the screen while Lionel and Gastón could both have half, while Karol, Rugge, Mike, Valentina and Carolina got a screen to themselves, I don't know about it
Obviously, Isla and Marco would get added to the intro. I would put the in the same screen with Monica and Miguel because it makes sense, but also for plot foreshadowing purposes (You know, Luna's adoptive parent and her "foster" parenst. Now all we're missing are the biololical ones Luna has lot of parents in this fic).
And now if we look at this from the viewers pov...
Does like the intro come out before the season comes? (I am not sure. Let's pretend that it does) You would definitely be interested in the new charcters (lets just ignore Juliana would also be a "new" charcter). Who they are... ect, since the intro doesn't give that away. I know in my writing I have descriped Gastón looking extremely alike to his Dad, but if this was the actual show, it is not the easy. It's is impossible to cast an actor who looks excatly like a 40-year-old Agustin Bernasconi, so in this case they don't actually look that much alike. So that wouldn't give anything away either.
So, as a viewer who is seeing the intro and only the intro, the logical conclusion you would probably come to, about these two adults, who are a male and a female, that they are someone's parenst. At the same time, you wouldn't automatically thing that they are Gastón's parents. The fact that Gastón intro changed as well, wouldn't probably be that big of a give away. So what viewer would probably maybe assume that it would be maybe Matteo's parents or even better, Ambar's (since no one knew that her parents didn't actually exist). When it is not and they're
Okay, that was the intro. So how about the trailer? Here it is if you need a refresher. I wouldn't change it that much. The trailer consists mostly of clips from the first 5 episodes, when S2AU starts from post ep. 10. Maybe I would add some lines from Sharon, talking about how she needs to get rid of the Valentes and maybe some additional shots of Gastina. One thing I would add would be the line said by Isla in part 4: "How does a three year old girl in an orphanage in Mexico City have that sort of a jewel?" No footage, just the line, to provoke intrigue given the unfamiliar voice.
I think the episode stucture would need to be changed to speed up the time line a bit, because I don't think thet events that canonically happened in ep. 40, wouldn't happen in 40, because Monica and Miguel's arrest would be the mid season finale.
Otherwise, the first 10 episodes of the season, before the fire would remain unchnaged. That being said, there would be few additions. I would "soft launch" Gastón parents, desguised as a Gastina scene. Their official introduction still being the job interview scene. Like, have Gastón and Nina just casually go to his house, Gastón complaines about the gate (how it's just been installed), they go inside and run to his parents, it is clear this is not the first time Nina has met them, exchange a few words and go on their way. We don't learn their names, they're the kind of generic "parent" charcters who you don't think you need to care about unless...
The viewers though process is supposed to look like this: "Awww, Gastina. His house? Neat. Are those his parents, how nice, we never see any parents... WAIT A MINITE, THEY WERE IN TEH INTRO. WHY ARE THEY IN THE INTRO?
We would probably have one or two of these scenes. In none of them will there be dicussion of Isla and Marco wanting staff to their house, because it would make things obvious onve M&M get fired from the mansion. I honesly don't even like the first scene of the fic anymore, where Gastón lays it all out to Matteo. It was too obvious...
Well, this is how I would wrote, direct and even market Soy Luna seaosn 2 if my fic would have actually been the plot. Obviously, my fic doesn't adhere to the show 's 80 ep seasonal stuckture (We will spent some time on the summer between the seasons for example) because it's is a fanfiction and what I say goes.
#soy luna#soy luna fanfiction#gastina#I am going crazy with all the parentesis#()#Just some silliness#What if it was the case#I mean it would be fun
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
Turns out Cap and Aldous have some things in common 😂
I felt compelled to doodle after imagining they'd enjoy getting a black coffee together. And maybe blueberry pancakes at Ihop as previously discussed.
@cuddlyplaguedoctor
#oc stuff#dovah draws#just some silliness#both of them sound like real exciting people at parties#they would stand in the back and complain and get grumpy
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
x
Dan Stevens on the Ron Burgundy podcast. Small clip above.
37 notes
·
View notes
Text
GENDER SWAP LUIGI AND PEACH AND DAISY
#LUIGIS NAME IS LUISA#PRINCE PEACH#PRINCE DAISY#princess peach#princess daisy#SKETCH#JUST SOME SILLINESS#luigi#drawin!
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Btw, I posted another Tolja/Karow thing.
#this is bordering on crack tho#just some silliness#tatort berlin#robert karow#tolja rubin#toljarow#my stories#my writing
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
vimeo
Password: halo
Halo 2: Anniversary
Captions:
Aislynn: “Guess who has two thumbs and wasn’t going to start Halo 2 until the end of this month? Yep, this girl. Unfortunately, Halo 2 doesn’t use the Theater in the Master Chief Collection so I don’t have any footage from the first part. But when we got to the Metropolis campaign, I had to hit record and capture this because--”
Music from “Girl on Fire” by Alicia Keys: “This girl is on fire, this girl is on fire...”
Ais: “No, seriously. We’re on fire.”
Cortana: “There are a number of marines trapped in that building, Chief. Concentrate on the Wraiths. They’re the biggest threat.”
Ais: “Um, Cortana, babe? I think the fact that we’re on fire is the biggest threat, honestly.”
Ais: “Oops, I shot the other Warthog. Sorry, guys, my bad.”
Marine: “Brace up, it’s gonna get hot.”
Ais: “Going to get hot? My dude, we are literally on fire right now. Hey, I think I shall name you Sparky and I will love you and hug you and squeeze you and... Darn, can you not shoot these things down? Ugh. Oh no, Sparky! Sparky is gone! Wait, did he just get knocked out of the driver's seat? Is that him getting back into the flaming driver's seat? I'm going to field commission my good dude here as an honorary Spartan because he's performing his duty admirably whilst on fire and that's very Spartan-like, in my opinion. All right, that is all, Spartan Aislynn, signing off for now.”
Text-to-speech by readloud (And yes, I accidentally called it "Speech-to-text" in my end credits. Sorry, I was on fire, you know... 😳😉)
#halo#halo 2#ais is an amazing gamer /s#just some silliness#but it made me laugh so i thought i'd share#ageless aislynn#this is my game tag
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
but if I'M a traumatized kid and YOU'RE a traumatized kid... who's playing the game!?
#frisk#chara#undertale#i just think the player as some kind of eldritch entity would be sooooo funny. the eldritch god capable of deleting everything#wants to smooch a ghost#also i'm not really a subscriber of 'demon chara' theory/canon#like thematically they DO represent the player or whatever#but also#.... they are just a silly kid :)#who likes chocolate :)#plart
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
Jing yuan is the kind of parent who is overtly invested in their kid's interests and thus yanqing is his gen z encyclopedia
#just a silly lil thingy#yes jy is NOT in fact a boomer#he's all hip and he knows all the genz slangs due to yanqing and bailu#it's just that..some explainations weigh down on poor yanqing#my art#aratribow#honkai star rail#jing yuan#hsr jing yuan#hsr yanqing#yanqing#jing yuan and yanqing#parent-child relationship
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
Dude save some for us homely guys
Michael Rayner
#g'night everyone#be kind#be silly on occasion as well#5k#watched some of his tiktoks#guys nutty good#just a joy to watch#10k#15k#25k#finally got his tiktok link added#50k
58K notes
·
View notes
Text
cleaned up a sketch of the Romance Dawn trio
#one piece#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy#nami#cat burglar nami#my art#sometimes you just need to draw some hugs and silliness#on my quest to have as many different hairstyles for nami as possible in my sketches
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:
#disability#disability advocacy#described images#image description in alt#ableism#ableism tw#my full-time job is my disability and you're lucky that i am still 'productive' as-is#your boss doesn't care that you think you're superior for being hired by them. they're still going to treat you like profit machines#it astounds me how people will capitulate for oppression because they place their intrinsic value in their ability to be at the top...#...or at least 'at the top' compared to others. it's the same impulse that makes people think their cisgender status makes them superior...#...you are placing your worth into systems which not only oppress others but offer you no true sense of worth...#...ESPECIALLY if you're also being exploited (even if just a bit)...#...you have a job sure but... do you actually get treated like a human being? are you actually paid? are you actually safe?...#...if the answer to any of those questions and more is 'no' then why do you place your value in capitalistic production. genuinely.#and why would you DEMAND disabled people to have the same exploitation you experience. why do you DEMAND productivity if you are proletaria#yes being a leftist and anticapitalist are linked but. some people still internalize capitalism without questioning it#being a leftist is about challenging that rather than assuming you're correct i think#also scientists were very silly when describing time that's like. less than a millisecond i think
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
december 31st but i make it silly (based on a tumblr post, below the cut!)
everyone say thank you xenia, i made adjustments for the december 31st context but nyx avatar is still fitting.
original draft of the last panel. i considered putting the bi flag but i didn't know how to squeeze it in. we love ryoji mochizuki in this house.
#persona 3#ryomina#ryoji mochizuki#minato arisato#makoto yuki#lizzy does art#comic#this was so fun!!!! i missed doing funny little overdramatic lighting for silly jokes.#honestly i just miss coloring in general! so im gonna be doing more of that this year :3#i think this is a great way to start the year i think. intended for dec 31st but it took some time to work on this#the sketch draft has been sitting around since the end of june 2023... i am not joking when i say i forget to finish things#BUT THATS NO LONGER GONNA BE THE CASE THIS YEAR. hopefully!#im going to do so swag this year and no one can stop me!! i hope everyone will also be swag. stay silly everyone!
5K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)
#My art#UT#Sans#Papyrus#Ft. something smol and I do on a regular basis ♪#This could be Handplates or it could be classic Undertale I leave that up to you lol#I definitely picked up a lot of the style quirks lol - but there are some of the ones that I like myself! Like Papyrus' darkmode clothes lol#And Sans' shorts having the stripe in the front haha - little details ♫#Realistically it probably is Handplates tho just based on where my head's at lol - I love the Handplates dynamic :D#Handplates#I talked myself into it! Pfft ♪#I found myself relating a lot to Sans especially while rereading - I want nothing more in the world than for my siblings to be happy! <3#So I gathered up a bunch of ideas of things especially me and smol do together and this was the most obviously cute one haha#Easiest to do! Tho I did still go a little extra on this lol#I'm trying to do more digital stuff ♪ It wasn't the best art day and I'm still a little nervous to jump right in :')#Not doing any sketches on paper beforehand feels weird but I guess it is thematic in a way lol#And I'm still pleased with how they turned out hehe#It really does feel nice to be drawing them again <3#And doing silly sibling things! Hehe#I dunno how clear it is since it's so ingrained into how smol and I talk to each other lol family language!#One of us will literally just announce ''bonk'' and the other will prepare for/lean in for a headbutt haha#She is a tiny bit taller than me - it's not quite /this/ extreme but she does lean down for me! S'cute <3#I like to think Papyrus would do the same hehe ♪ Let your lazy brother headbutt you! He can only reach so far!#On minimal effort anyhow hehe#It's just a fun way to be silly together ♫♪#Also yes I did show this to her and she cosigned lol - ''Cute'' -smol
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
I hate the dog-ification of werewolves >:( I by making them happy dumbos it misses the best part of transformative monstrosity: repression. If you aren't afraid of the beast within what's the fucking point. It's the big bad wolf lurking on moonlit nights it's not your golden retriever in the park at noon. Justice for repression!! Justice for the beast within!! Justice for the fear of who you could be if you really let loose! Is the monster your true self? Does the thrill of the wild outweigh the guilt that comes in the light of day, when there's mud on your feet and blood on your hands? What does it mean that you crave that which disgusts you, that the wolf isn't just something you become, it's something you always were
#werewolves#its not that there cant be silly werewolves its just that it lacks narratove oomph without some element of fear!#vampires are still seductive when they get made goofy#fundamentals of horror tropes in monsters should survive when the monster leaves horror
35K notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
dandyset
Dandyset
rrapp
rrapp
a-witch-in-endor
WitchofEndor
noisyintrovert
A penny for your thoughts
relishingwriter
Relishing writer