yayy first legitimate artwork in 2 years B) sudden motivation spike

hab einen neuen coloring style ausprobiert….. idk. but here is stinky boy

Tagged by @wodkapudding, thank you <3

Last Song: Mein Element by Erdling

Relationship status: not romantically inclined

Sweet/savoury/spicy?: all of those have their place tbh

Favourite colour: everything dark - dark greens, dark reds, dark purples in particular, also olive green (aubergine and burgundry are also extremely good choices imo!)

Last movie/TV show: good question. I think I rewatched Dunkelfeld (Tatort Berlin) last week or the week before that, love me a completely unhinged Karow <3

Last thing I googled: "Haflinger", I think, which led me down a wikipedia rabbit hole about horses in medieval times

Current obsession: lowkey wish I had something more active than the ddf background radiation obession rn. But that's it at the moment, I think. The Tatort Berlin/Karow obsession might come out of hibernation next Sunday tho xD

Tagging @crazy-walls, @wheresmybloodynauglamir, @borealopelta, @otis--driftwood & @autumncalls (if you feel like it!)

why write a story if no one's going to read it?

Sometimes you don't want to share a story with others. Sometimes you do want to share it, but no one clicks on the title. So why bother writing it down if the only person you can guarantee will read it is you?

You need to get it out of your head. It just keeps replaying in your imagination on a loop and the only way to get it unstuck is to pin it down on paper.

You need to figure out what the story is. You have a lot of disjointed scenes or lines that you know are connected but you can't quite figure out how.

There's something in the story that's important to you, and you don't want to lose that thing by forgetting it. Future you might find that thing important too.

You want to be able to go back to the story again and again. Maybe to make adjustments over time. Maybe just to revisit a story that gives you the emotional release you need in that moment.

You want to be able to use text-to-speech to read the story aloud to you. Maybe it's a bedtime story. Maybe it's keeping you company while you do errands and chores.

You want to find out whether you can write a story (because not everyone can).

You want to be able to have almost the same story, but a little bit different, and you want to have it 15 times with slight variations. Then you can go through your own personal menu picking exactly the combination of beats that will satisfy you most on this reading.

You enjoy the process of finding just the right words or phrases or scenes to paint the pictures you want to shape the scene.

You want to find the exact rhythm and syllables and structure to make a sentence really sing.

You don't really have any particular reason, but you know you want to write that story down.

getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel

when ur fav is problematic but they’re still ur fav

Ich würde gerne alle - inklusive ARD - daran erinnern that they did *this* in ... checks notes ... 2016 ?!

"Süßer Schnurrbart eigentlich" "Nenene, schön Stube, ich bin ja wieder da. Im Gegensatz zu Ihnen gut gefickt."  "Primaten mit Penetrationsangst - unser tägliches Brot."

#King Shit

Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

Have some Bob with unhealthy coping mechanisms.

Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀

It is WILD to me that people continue to think they can "gotcha" me into saying the science on weight loss doesn't say what it says. Like, it's not what the authors say; it's what the data reflect. And the data don't give one single hot shit about your reason for wanting weight loss. You can have a terrible reason or a great reason and it doesn't matter. The reason behind your desire for an outcome doesn't change whether the data support the likelihood of it happening or not. There isn't a secret Option C here. The options are A) try to make peace with your weight or B) fight it forever. And if you fight it, the data are pretty clear that you're worse off than if you make peace and take the best care of yourself that you can. You can hate vegetables, you can want it to be easier to find clothes that fit, you can be disabled and find physical exertion challenging, but it doesn't matter. There is no secret option where, because you hate vegetables, your body works differently than every other body that's been studied.

There IS a database of people who have managed to sustain long-term large-scale weight loss. They're so rare we study them extensively. In general, they eat severely restricted diets and exercise for at least an hour a day. I have no desire to recommend eating disorders to my patients. If staying thin is occupying time and brain-space you could be putting into other things that are more meaningful to you, do those other things.

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

Ein Kampfhund lag am Meeresstrand, in seiner Schnauze eine Hand. Wem Purzel sie hat abgebissen das tut nur ihr Besitzer wissen. Der brave Wauwau sagt es nicht, da man mit vollem Mund nicht spricht.

--Oliver Kalkofe

I spent my teenage years pretending I didn't exist and now I'm 20 and haven't done anything. Which is fine

Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY