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gothbitchjuice · 3 years

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Haikyuu! Crack HC's

Written and idealized by @damndenki , @toesliketowers & @gothbitchjuice

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Sugawara is an evolved backpack kid. (overly friendly, always prepared, is okay being in the background, happy to be here, only one of two REALLY close friends)

Asahi was ABSOLUTELY a boy scout. Like, all the way to his freshman year. Daichi and Suga teased him so he quit.

Kageyama practices how to talk kindly to his teammates by pretending his volleyball is one of them, but gets frustrated and gives up and slams the ball because how the fuck could he ever be nice to those dummies???

Ushijima bakes well, but his favorite things to bake are pastries, especially with chocolate, for Tendou. He also has the best apple pie recipe in ALL of Shiratorizawa.

Tanaka is actually an amazing piano player, but he keeps it a secret from everyone because he's kind of embarrassed. Noya knows, and like a good friend, he stays quiet until his bestie is ready to come forward.

Nishinoya collected POGs in his childhood, but has since gained an impressive Funko POP collection.

Iwaizumi cries at sappy movies. He loves romance and chick flicks. Catch him at home after practice choking up while watching Titanic. Man is in full-blown sobs by the time My Heart Will Go On is playing.

Oikawa listens to Eye Of The Tiger while running religiously. He saw Rocky one fucking time, and now he can't help himself.

Daichi knows how to fix anything. It's almost annoying. Bleachers wont open up? Daichi. The bus engine won't turn over? Daichi. Hinata gets tangled up in the net somehow? Daichi.

Kuroo is great at science and loves it very much, but he's failing art class. Like, it's the easiest class. You don't even have to try that hard in art, but jesus somehow that man is flunking.

Tsukishima likes to build dinosaur dioramas and statuettes, and probably has those glow-in-the-dark sticky stars on his ceiling still from when he was a kid.

Bokuto is scared of spiders and makes Akaashi get rid of them for him. That big ol' himbo walks in to the volleyball club room to grab the supplies for practice, spots a teeny little spider, and squeals like Yachi. He's all teary eyed and stuttering for Akaashi to come take care of the bug, and Akaashi just rolls his eyes and scoops up the little guy and brings him outside. Once the ordeal is over, Bokuto pretends like he wasn't just whimpering like a baby the whole time. He'll deny it to everyone.

Kenma. This boy is quiet, all the time. There's only one time of year that gets him hype and loud: E3. Kuroo makes the whole team get together and watch E3 with Kenma so that they can support their fellow teammate in his interests. This is Kenma's Superbowl. Every time they announce a new game, the blonde spins around and deadpans everyone and just mutters, "I want it for my birthday. Don't forget."

Hinata plays dolls with his little sister sometimes, and once Kageyama came over to practice and found Shoyo in his room with his sister, playing. Somehow Kags got roped in to playing too. He got stuck with the doll no one wanted, with the nappy matted hair and ugly clothes. Eventually Kageyama and Hinata end up arguing, as their dolls, over an imaginary boyfriend. Hinata's sister had to break them up.

Yamaguchi is a quiet little book nerd, but his guilty pleasure is Twilight. He remembers every little detail, went to the movies when they came out and nitpicked over every detail, and has an Edward Cullen poster in his room. If someone said they were Team Jacob, he'd lie and say he was too. He spent his summer chore money on a copy of Breaking Dawn signed by Robert Pattinson- he found it on eBay.

Ennoshita is a firm member of the alphabet army, we accept no criticisms or feedback.

Tendou is a burnout gifted kid. Part of his hyperactivity is a way of getting back the attention that he once used to receive in his youth for being so gifted. He won the spelling bee three years running!

Akaashi has a very tedious and particular hair care and skincare regime. He dedicates the last hour of his night to ensure his follicles and pores are properly tended to.

The Miya twins have dick measuring contests, except instead of measuring and then telling each other their sizes, they just straight up whip out their dicks in the locker room. They do it once a week in case someone might have had a growth spurt. Suna is not amused, but that's mostly because he knows he'd win, but he would never have the balls to prove it. One day he lets it slip under his breath, and now Osamu and Atsumu keep trying to sneak a peek.

Sukusa gives off BIG SHELDON COOPER ENERGY. Aside from him spraying disinfectant around him like he'll catch the plague from breathing the air around him, he knows a bunch of interesting facts about a lot of things. He will "Did you know" the fuck out of you. He always has to be right, but not in a snobby way- he just doesn't care for misinformation being spread.

Coach Ukai plays Latin music while cleaning his shop Sunday mornings. If you manage to be out that early, and find yourself walking past the Ukai convenience store, you might just hear the blonde man belting out along to Julio Igesias, Prince Royce, or his favorita: Selena Quintanilla. He'll be doing the salsa or the cumbia while Coma La Flor bumps through his bluetooth speaker.

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