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nobody-nexus · 5 months

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More Sinful Circus stuff!

I forgot to show Sun and Moon's designs, who in this are guards that make sure none of the prisoners like murder one another. They have admin powers, meaning in this both the sun and moon are stronger then Caine which is funny to me

Sun is very much rules are rules no matter how ridiculous they are. Her favorites are Gangle and Ragatha because they're the MOST likely to listen to her, whilst Jax literally never listens- so she's constantly pissed at him

Moon is the more 'good cop' of the two- willing to bend the rules a LITTLE but not by much. She has a crush on Caine because she adores his crazy demeanor and creative personality, but hates Pomni due to how dangerous she can be- especially around others

Also here's the sexualities, genders, and ships (+ a brotp) within this AU! (Keep in mind the sexualities, genders, and ships are NOT CANON to the official material ^^)

Surprise surprise, the first one is Ragapom. THEY ARE MY COMFORT SHIP. Pomni is a transfem lesbian whilst Ragatha is just a bisexual mess. Their ship dynamic is very simple: Easy to fluster x calm mommy gf. Ft: Masochism! Ragatha's kind of in denial of finding Pomni's murderous side hot buuuut she does find it hot. Especially when she growls

Next is Jax x Zooble, which I call Bad Rabbit. Like NO ONE in the prison expected this. They just one day became a thing and told NO ONE ELSE about it. They're partners in crime who smoke weed and take ibuprofen together honestly. Like they insult one another a lot, but it's their form of love... Also they support each other's chaotic adventures and behavior

Caine x Moon- one of the two only straight people in the circus fell in love with authority. I'd like to think that Moon's like the ONLY one that can calm down Caine's madness by a little bit- and Sun HATES that they love one another. The coders do nothing about it cause they don't care, but Sun VERY MUCH CARES (Caine isn't aware Sun doesn't approve)

GANGLE AND KINGER ARE BESTIES YOUR HONOR. We love two atutistic people just existing with one another. Gangle will keep Kinger company in his 'kingdom' while she doodles. Kinger 100% treats Gangle like a daughter, even giving her a princess like role- complete with a paper crown

Like I said in the first post- if you have any questions about the Sinful Circus AU- my inbox is nice and open! I'll happily continue making stuff involving this AU! I was thinking the next thing I discuss is a more in depth look on how Abstraction works and what the monsters in this AU do. Stay tuned for that ^^

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thewinterlunarhalo · 7 months

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nat scatorccio headcannons 🫶🏻

- ‪precrash lottie would make nat listen to the spice girls and nat would pretend to not be a big fan but she would secretly love it and have a huge crush on ginger spice ‬

- started wearing flannels as a subtle way to tell lottie that she’s gay but lottie just teases her and calls her lumber-nat

- cuts and bleaches her own hair

- cuts lotties bangs for her

- lives in the same trailer park as van and they sneak out and talk about gay experiences and smoke weed together

- is besties with van

- really good with cars

- lesbian struggling with comphet

#natalie scatorccio #yellowjackets #yellowjackets headcanons #nat scatorccio #wlw #lottienat #van palmer #taivan #taissa turner #misty quigley #mistynat #lottielee #lottie matthews #shauna shipman #jackie taylor

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wrathofrats · 4 months

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I NEED MORE ERA 3 GHOUL CONTENT 😭 PLEASE MORE IM BEGGING PLEASSSSSSEEEEE

Again yall are opening a box that I cannot contain. I’ve been rambling about old ghouls to @divine-misfortune for months.

Here’s some of the headcanons we’ve come up with. Please enjoy

Also I’m counting era 3 ghouls as pebble, ivy, cowbell, mist, zephyr, ifrit and delta! But delta will not be mentioned here for reasons (the reasons are I am having a lot of fun with him and will post about him later). And I know I talk a lot about Zeph and ifrit on here so I’ll put a bit less of them.

Cut for length bc ohhh im going to ramble

Pebble:

- very punk inspired for looks. I think he has a lot of piercings and that kind of mentality. He’s a rebel (also a shithead but like in the most positive way)

- his favorite hobby is fucking with alpha. He’s just so easy to anger. It’s all stupid pranks and comments, harmless but they argue a lot.

- he smokes weed in the vents with cowbell

- extremely soft for ivy. Also very possessive but it’s ok they’re in love your honor.

Ivy:

- shy, nerd type, he looks like a dork im sorry. He has anxiety just a bit for character

- pebble is his emotional support mean person

- he’s so sweet. Genuinely just here to be nice to others and vibe

- terrible pain tolerance. He’s a bit of a baby but I love him so much (pebble coddles him beyond belief)

- touchy, enjoys physical contact

Mist:

- short hair, rbf, she runs the place like the navy when she’s left in charge

- snarky, very well respected, very “leave me alone” type a fair amount of the time

- enjoys messing with the other ghouls w pebble. They’re besties I don’t make the rules

- very much dews mentor when he’s first summoned

- she’s my mean lesbian stereotype back off I’m in love with her

Cowbell

- oh he’s kinda fucking strange

- like he looks off putting. He came out wrong (I love him)

- enjoys being creepy. He likes scaring the other ghouls by looking fucking strange

- fire and air specialized multi ghoul

- he knows everything about everyone

Zephyr:

- disabled and chronically ill (he’s my emotional support Barbie and I’ll give them all the illnesses I want)

- he/they or they/them it depends on the day

- mean, cranky old man (with so much love)

- obviously they’re in love with ifrit and would do anything for him that’s his himbo everyone else back off

- he has a sick ass cane that og earth widdled them to help with the joint pain

Ifrit:

- he’s so beefy and stupid

- he’s so fucking sweet though. Like he is THE himbo

- carries Zeph around bc he would do anything for them

I’m leaving this here but phhhhhh pls ask me about the old ghouls and these guys PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT THEM ALL MORE IM DYING TO TALK ABOUT THEM

#the band ghost #ghost #nameless ghouls #ghost bc #wrath writes #ifrit ghoul #zephyr ghoul #pebble ghoul #ivy ghoul #cowbell ghoul #mist ghoulette #wrath asks #wrath’s ghost lore

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battiegutz · 11 months

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I talk on here a lot hopefully I’m not weirding you out.

I’ve also rewrote parts of 2012 Tmnt. And I have questions!

So hold up lemme get my list.

First of!

Leo? Trans fem? If so, during what arc would she come out? I have my own ideas but I wanna know yours!

Ships?? (Bats eye lashes)

Ok ok next

Any new designs? Cause I have some for the krang and the big krang robot

Mmm what else… OOo!

Redesigns?

Any other plot points and stuff your adding on too?

I really really like hearing ideas about rewriting parts of 2012 .

Anyway hopefully I’m not weird or annoying! Please tell me if I should calm down on the asking (trust me I would not be offended)

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FUCK !! YESSSS I LOVE BEIN ASKED QUESTIONS DW IT HELPS ME ACTUALLY BRAINSTORM<3<3

yesss transfem leo :3 idk when she comes out but she doesnt rlly get time to think abt her gender until th farmhouse arc but that gets interrupted when they go back to reverse th invasion (i most recently watched th ep where bebop nd rocksteady got mutated so i only have like. a vague idea of what happens next lol) but i think maybe? it would be before the space arc?? god i need 2 keep watchin💀 YES. SHIPS. GOD OK SO. im a multishipper if its not obvious but fr this particular au/rewrite, im eventually gonna have lesbian aprilnardo bc idk they have a rlly good dynamic i think. side not raph nd april are absolutely besties they love talkin shit. there will also be timatello bc im giving tim an actual arc whattttt🤯🤯🤯🤯 anyway yea LOL timatello<3 altho itll just be pining nd they never get 2gether sadly :( srry th angst won nd someone maybe got a little bit shot😔 ill try to throw some jonatello crumbs in aswell maybe, idk torn between them nd rasey fr why does casey have so much game🤨 oh my god yes i want to ideally redesign all the characters tho idk if ill get around 2 EVERYONE but man im a fruit ofc im changin up these designs. i gave april braces nd freckles bc i think it suits her :3 i also wanna make th kraang in general more like. horrifying? probably not the early series kraang, but w aprils kraang dna in particulat i wanna delve deeper into horror teehee. also wanna make karai more well. shes a teenager bruh i think she shuld be allowed to have her emo era lol. im tryna wait until i get thru like majority of th show to mess w th plot points but some ideas i have involve showing more of the farmhouse arc, and considering a certain. lost limb😶(srry leo lol) itll take a bit longer fr them to get back 2 nyc. also jus gonna try nd fix th weird way 2012 did romance subplots?? why does leo hav a crush on her sister🤢 yea no instead she meets karai in civilian clothes nd they bond nd karai becomes like an older sister to her but then she has to betray leo fr shredder :( not super developed obvs but i think i jus wanted karai to wear trap pants and smoke weed lol. april also shuts down donnie rlly early bc shes a lesbian so shes like. bruh. also my recent art post idk what actually happens in mutant apocalypse but i was thinkin abt how interestin it wuld be if leo was captured by the kraang and used as an experiment bc of her unique mutations :3

#silver spills #asks #tmnt 2012 rewrite #i need 2 name it so i can keep better track grahhh #dw i love th excuse 2 infodump teehee

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tipsygnostalgix · 11 months

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Modern Gossip Girl AU headcanons (Blairena edition w boys and other characters mentions at the end):

Tw: alcohol, addiction, noncon, ed and drugs mention but its all mostly already canon. (hey, it's Gossip Girl).

Trans headcanons and gay headcanons. Long post.

Social media:

Blair is a girlblogger, she has a tumblr and a meme instagram account where she blogs about all her thoughts on creative mode

She loves to dress in that aesthetic and in her public ig she posts some looks but they don't get the attention she'd like. She also makes a lot of custom designs and gives a modern twist to the old money, school girl looks she had on the original gg. She is very inspired by alternativ, artsy, recycled fashion styles.

This one time GG finds her blog/ig and exposes her and she gets very selfcounsious about it but at the end everyone likes what she posts so she gets way more followers and becomes very relatable. People find that she's very smart and deep and funny.

Blair likes reading and doing reviews of the things she reads, mostly novels.

When she starts her online journey she did it when she was in a bad place and felt very alone but when people show her love and support she gets comfortable with herself and her following.

Serena is known for doing tiktoks showing her outfits and she introduces Blair to tiktok and forces her to do challenges where they change outfits and ppl have to guess which style is who, that's how Serena introduces her bestie actually and her followers start shipping them.

Serena is a party girl, it girl influencer but her sunny personality makes her very likeable online and so she has a big following. She wears an outfit that B personalized for her once and everyone goes crazy for Bs designs so they start making content w Bs clothes.

Blair and Serena together are the moment, whether they are on a tiktok or walking to school together or at an event people are there for them bc their styles are so iconic and together they match in the best ways. They both basically look like rich monster high dolls. They get vogue to do a note on them and so on.

Sexuallity and gender:

B for Bi, Blair is bi, she is so certain about it since she kissed Serena when they were tweens bc Blair wanted to practice kissing but she was scared to tell Serena because for Blair feelings are very important and she didn't wanna ruin her friendship w S. (She totally posted a lot of situationships memes and blogged about it as a coping mechanism later).

Serena is pan at first but after dating a lot of guys and not falling really in love with any of them she realizes she's a lesbian cause being w Blair fills her with a much stronger kind of love that surpassed all of the others and suddenly her lack of romantic interest and why she can't commit in relationships makes total sense for her and everyone.

Blair is trans, she knew it since she was very young so she had an early transition. Her parents supported her a lot, Her mom being a designer and her dad being gay, they knew all about it. Serena ofc was w her for all of it and was the first to know. When they were little they liked to play dress up w their moms designer clothes and thats how everyone found out.

Serena goes by she/they pronouns, and there's a point in her life where she just doesn't give a fuck about gender or pronouns cause she's very free about it like why do we have to have gender... can't we all just be people? She's very that mentality.

They are very disrupting and that's what makes them so special, more of a force together.

Drugs, addictions and mental health:

Blair vapes and smokes weed, she started smoking with Nate and they just hang out to smoke and talk about feelings, at first Blair had a crush on nate cause he was so charming and they dated but... well you all know what happened. After that they were distant but grew together again as besties.

Blair had an ed and she had an ed twt, Serena made her delete it when she caught her crying with it open. After that she went to a clinic like in canon.

Serena struggles with an addiction with alcohol, she started to drink to cope with stuff, but then she abused it and got to a very bad place and after intervention from her friends she got sober but struggles w it sometimes, she relays on Blair for support.

(Tw noncon) Serena tried coke with Georgina but left it after Blair found out and got really upset about it. Blair got into a fight w georgina about this and the other noncon stuff she did to Serena in canon. Georgina gets cancelled.

Serena and Nate both have adhd and struggle together in class and then in life. Blair, Chuck and Dan helped them study.

Relationships (Everyone):

Like I hinted, Serena and Blair eventually get together. They are the main focus of the story, not in a romantic way but in a soul mates, best friends who love eachother kind of way, the romance ends up being all the things they do for eachother, the risks taking and the heartbreaks and finally the realization. Blair loves reading romance novels and wishes she were in one but little does she knows... until she realizes and starts to obsess with Serena as her prince charming.

Blair has a thing for Jenny at one point but then she sees Serena is dating Georgina and totally goes insane with jealousy and the need to get them apart. Jenny notices a fixation with Serena on Blairs side and gets emo and dark about it, teaming up with Georgina to get Blair and Serena apart. This doesn't work and Jenny realizes too late that she fucked up but at the end of it the only thing that was right was her intuition that there was something going on with S and B that was more than friendship. Jenny gets very heartbroken. She had pictured a life alongside Blair as very famous fashion designers, she hates Serena for taking that away from her.

Serena tries dating Dan and Nate. First Nate and she friend zones him, then Dan and they both realize they are gay together and become besties. Dan goes to Serena with relationship problems. Serena goes to Dan with Blair problems.

Nate, Chuck and Dan are together... Chuck and Nate were besties as kids but Chuck is basically Max from the new gg and started to have a lot of relationships while Nate is more of the romantic type. He falls for Serena first but in doing so he meets Dan and totally falls harder and fast for him. When they start dating Chuck notices and gets jealous, like someone touched his property. Chuck shares this with Blair and Blair just tells him to get over it and since he's the great Chuck Bass, he shouldn't have a problem with getting Nate back. Chuck tries this but Dan doesn't let him, they start an enemies to lovers arc fighting for Nate and then falling for each other. Is so much drama w them.

Georgina is obsessed with Serena in a toxic way, she can't stand Serena's love for Blair being stronger than Serenas love for Georgina so she does pretty nasty stuff to get Serena away from Blair, this ends up blowing up in her face and getting them closer than ever.

Chuck is also trans, his dad was not cool about it and he had a harder time transitioning but he did it anyways. Hes also bi like Blair. Him and Blair are the t4t it couple. They try dating like Serena and Dan but end up as besties who scheme together for Nate and Serenas (and then Dans) love. Nate is pansexual and Dan is gay. Nate uses he/they pronouns and feels about gender very much like Serena. Dan is the only one who is cis.

Well I know this is long but the thing is that I've been thinking about this since I watched gg for the first time like a year ago or smth. I know the fandom is very cishet but idk maybe someone likes this so I'm putting it out here.

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constellationcore · 2 years

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and back by nobody’s explicit demand, my hcs for each character in the informant au :) updated for every character currently in the story

Mark: ftm and aroace! Uses he/him :) Dave’s nephew. Pulled out of school after being outed. Skilled musician because I said so alright, he can learn creep on guitar and be angsty if he wants to.

Jonah: bi and respectfully ignores gender. Uses any pronouns like a real lad /lh mom was in the military and has chosen to not deal with the strict household in a healthy way :) smokes weed, but mostly for the anxiety management than just to get ultra high all the time

Adam: bi (??), ftm, and uses he/him. Adam always sort of struck me as the sort of person that tries to avoid talking about sexuality/gender, so despite having more complex thoughts than “am boy who like girl”, he actively pushes those thoughts away. Main man is so repressed it isn’t even funny.

Dave Lee: gay and he/him ! Has a bit of a stutter but it adds to the charm yaknow? He’s a jean jacket gay, if you will. Not quite dad energy, a more apt description is functional uncle, for sure.

Ruth: bi and she/her! Her and Grace are Puerto Rican :) grace’s dad isn’t in the picture anymore, but ruth loves her so much anyway <3 tall and strong, coolest girl I’ve never seen

Grace: somewhere around 7-9! Time is a construct and I’ve chosen to ignore it. She’s a goalie for the Meerkats and absolutely is a soccer kid /pos. Loves her mom and perpetually exhausted father figure so much, only good things for Grace all the time

Thatcher: bi, he/they, very tired. Natural hair color is a medium brown, he keeps it bleached because “it’ll look bad when it grows out and I just don’t want to deal with it”. dealt with a drinking problem after the events of vol 333, got a tattoo of an Angel on his upper arm when he got sober (art soon !!)

Sarah: lesbian, she/they. Most adorable tooth gap you’ve ever seen and some dyed brown hair that matches Mark’s, but natural blondie. Protective younger sibling syndrome after seeing how Mark was treated, low tolerance for Adam. Her and Evelin are besties :)

Evelin: ace, she/her. Is certifiably going through it. Softest little goth in the Mandela-Bythorne area. Think violet from the incredibles, and you’re like 90% there. The extra 10% is like, a cat that got caught in the rain.

#constellationcore writes #tmc informant au #im on a roll alright #mark heathcliff #this is a pro trans mark heathcliff acc !!#adam murray #jonah marshall #thatcher davis #ruth weaver #dave lee #sarah heathcliff #evelin miller

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boqvistsbabe · 4 months

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Ok so fun gossip I heard

- 2 of the hockey boys had been secretly (nothing is actually a secret to me) dating for like 2 years but one is a science god who weightlifts competitively and plays 2/3 other sports very well and the other dropped out to smoke weed so they don't talk anymore and that is almost definitely the stoners fault and the nice really smart one is now stuck with a bunch of assholes because that was his only friend and he doesn't know that the queer femmes would adopt him to carry our bags

- there's a really popular girl who reads like Harry potter and colleen hoover (this is irrelevant I just like slander) exclusively who wants to be a radical politician but has never read any theory and don't follow politics

- the self appointed queen bee who cheated on her decent blonde bf by hooking up with her ex bffs abusive ex and then she left him for blondie and now has an on and off throuple with blondie and his besties, both of them are proclaimed straight and all of the are friends with shithead

- same queen bee and blondie, she posted on her til tok her rice purity score and it said that she had never come during sex, they were together for like 5 years and she has caught him watching porn while they fuck

- the annoying ass conservative dude who is like 6'6 and is the bad bitch lesbians man servant (he says friend but idk) started a fight with a known tiny 14 year old gang member and when a knife got pulled his mom, who works at the school, called the cops, same day a kid got stabbed in the head with a pencil during math but that was unrelated

- the grade 11 gymrat that my friends and I are fairy gay parenting into leftism at the start of the year believed that drug dealers deserve the death sentence (we are canadian???) and his ex gf's brother is in prison for petty drug crimes and his new gf is a scary bisexual weed dealer but I influenced him to be way better and they are a power couple

- all of the boys bathrooms are missing the soap dispenser and the mirrors, sinks and toilet seats are regularly stolen also once a custodian quit after having just walked into the main one

- we had a 3 hour secure school because a girl punched the librarian and the librarian passed out and then the girl hid somewhere in the school

- at a beach party during the summer my favourite random school person (you know what I mean, right?) was super drunk and shot a firework at the police, put his Crocs in sport mode and then ran away, successfully as well

- same dude had a job at an arcade and would break in during the night to just vibe with the lasers and run around drinking and smoking I guess, he also once hid from the cops in a tree, he postef all of this on his snap

I can't think of other big ones but this should do for now

Omg it’s been forever and a day since you sent this but I’m still gonna react to this lol

- okay first of all what a story second of all I feel bad for the one guy 😢

- okay but like that checks out based on the books soooo

- wild absolutely wild. First of all cheating is so bad but somehow who she cheated with made it even worse? Also throuple?!

- NOTHING IN FIVE YEARS?! WHAT IS BRO DOING WRONG (obvi everything but like omg) also while they fuck? 🫢

- man servant I love 💀💀 also hang member? ! And a pencil stabbing? That’s a lot on one day

- death sentence?! Omg?! Literally what? Also ur so slay for that tho

- it’s giving devious licks 💀😭 also that’s so real

- why did she punch the librarian 😭 like what

- (ik what u mean, i love my random people) AT?! Also putting the crocs in sport mode then running is such a funny picture

- this guy sounds like such a vibe tbh

#IM SO SORRY THIS IS LEGIT FROM FOREVER AGO #BUT IT WAS SO ENTERTAINING #friend tag

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rakishhellion · 4 months

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genius shopkeeper headcanon moment

the sheep heavenly and tigre punk girls from molco are GIRLFRIENDS who do lesbian things shoutouts to them

the d+b, wild boar and edoga girls from 104 are ride or die besties also the edoga girl smokes a fuckton of weed the d+b one is fine with it and the wild boar one choked on a bunt

the gay guy from cadoi city is the gay best friend to the natural puppy shopkeep and is also dating the dragon couture guy

ken doi and the guy from the ingredient shop in the shibu dept store go to the same bar, in fact, doi buys stuff from him

the amx guy, the towa records guy, and two guys from udagawa are the ultimate bros and get up to shenanigans and possibly hijinks

the hippie guy from dogenzaka and hanekoma have gay sex and do artsy shit like going out to see performance art or listening to 70s brazilian vinyls

the mus rattus trio live in a sitcom i will not elaborate

the sunshine girl from hachiko and the accessories shop girl are friends from school and just talk some shit yk

the jupiter of the monkey guy is tatsuya suou from persona 2 after getting a happy ending

the lapin angelique shopkeep is a global 2000s microcelebrity bc come on

the woman from the dept store tries to get with the pegaso dude for the money and good for her

the dudes from shibu q heads are comically normal except for the drugstore lady whos kinda silly actually

the d+b guy from molco fumbles bitches

i like the mexico food guy hes nice to me i think he lives in a very nice house which he goes to everyday to have a nice sleep in a nice bed

#post #twewy #lol i was writing the last tag and two queens fighting showed up #anyways #have some funny made up lore #wait hold on #are there any fics that are just the shop people knowing each other and doing stuff?#id kill for that

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kate-les-bridge-stewart · 1 year

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Once again I am rotting my brain so heres an au I made up that is very oddly specific and completely self indulgent

I have some smvtty hcs about this au but I'll put those in a different post :3

Warning for brief mentions of vaping and marijuana use

It's a human au that centers around a ship of 12 and dhawan!master

For the sake of simplicity and the au, 12s human name is Basil and the master will be named O

Basil is basically the same 12 we know and love but he's so fucking gay. Like, so fuckin gay. He's 59 years old and mainly uses he/they pronouns but he doesnt really care what you call him.

O is 39 years old and hes an intersex trans man who uses he/they pronouns. Hes very feisty, eccentric, just very feral chaotic neutral

Basil is autistic but he's pretty outgoing despite not being very socially aware sometimes.

O has ADHD and some ASD traits. Some of his hyperfixations are with indian/southeast asian mythology and history, MLM/gay culture, marine biology and birds

Some of basil's special interests are the history of rock/jazz/blues, music history and culture in general, all metal genres, all kinds of guitar, the Doom games (mainly the classics), balisong flipping and knives in general

They do share some special interests as well, mainly music history, gay culture, and general history/mythology

13 and yaz are in this too. Human 13 uses the name Jordan, uses any pronouns, and is 40 years old. Shes a tattoo artist and has ADHD and tourettes.

Yaz is 36 years old, uses she/her, and does singing and voice acting for a living.

Bill is an old friend of Basil and O, she actually kinda got them together originally. Shes not much different from canon Bill, she still calls Basil grandad and likes talking about music and queer culture with him.

Bill and yaz are the closest best friends. They actually used to date but they just decided they felt better as besties.

Clara is also an old friend of Basil. Shes 34, uses she/her, and is a super chill tumblr vet who's an absolute womanizer. Shes like the futch lesbian friend who vapes, smokes weed on the weekends, only ever wears baggy hoodies, and can make any lesbian within a 10 mile radius flock to her like the sapphic pied piper. She's also in a casual and open relationship with bill

O and Jordan (human!13) have always been like frenemies. Like they platonically love each other but they also love bickering and arguing over the stupidest shit

I will likely add more to this au soon :3

#doctor who #dw au #alternate universe #spy12 #spydoc #dw human au #thasmin #13th doctor #thirteenth doctor #12th doctor #twelfth doctor #dhawan!master #spy!master #bill potts #clara oswald #yasmin khan

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vampiremansionpoolboy-moved · 2 years

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ok ngl I'm getting more and more obsessed with the fruity four + jonathan polycule

like there's the initial steve-nancy-jonathan trio and then robin also with just nance and eddie with just steve and their adopted child dustin

and the entire polycule is collectively the parents of all the babies but obviously Steve is the mum and the others just decide to take on parental roles whenever they feel like it but robin is more like an aunt bc she doesn't give a shit even tho she and steve share a girlfriend and yeah. and obv nancy and jonathan are both like older siblings as well to their little sibs but like.

and it's just messy and sweet and ugh. like just. they r so happy and wholesome as a whole mess but they work together even tho they fight.

oh fuck and argyle is also jonathan's qpp so all the original three have their own respective partners and tbh they're kinda more of an on-off casual trio with their others being their main partners like kinda fwb type vibes but also love but more friendship from being a throuple that then evolved into the more extended polycule

so steve bi nancy bi aspec jonathan demiro pan argyle aroace robin lesbian eddie greyro gay

ur mind :0

literally rob is the wine aunt

GASP OMG DO YK WHAT HER SHOES SAY?? IF U DONT KNOW THEY SAY ”i may not go down in history but i will go down on your sister” AND NOW I NEED MIKE LIKE FINDING HER SHOES AND BEINT LIKE o.O AND ROB JUST BEING SO SMUG

but omg yesss so true i love this all i can imagine jonathan and steve like making out as eddie and argyle smoke on a couch behind them or smthn

or robin and eddie painting each others nails and steve and nancy r just there doing smthn

oh oh oh !!! or nancy and jonathan go on a date and robin and argyle become besties they seem like they would get along great

like just give me them all just existing in each others bubbles like steve and eddie fooling around at eddies trailer and argyle just lets himself in gets some weed and leaves like pls that domestic vibe i need it with them

also i love ur sexuality headcanons

#toad talks #we just got a letter #tw caps #otter my beloved

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seattlesea · 3 years

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Lorien Legacies Characters as Things My Family and I Have Said (Part Three)

John: Am I cute

Six: Whatever makes you happy

Marina: Where’s my perfume?

Eight: I drank it

Nine: *squeezes bread* I just really felt like doing that

Five: I feel like doing that to you

Eight: Use your bread you fucking heathen

Five, tucking Maggie and Ella into bed: Night night c*nts

Maggie and Ella, in unison: REEEE

John: *attempts to do something but fails*

Nine: Bitch thought

John: Shut up

Six: Bitch thought

Five: Bitch thought

One: Bitch thought

Eight: Bitch thought

Adam: Bitch thought

John: I hate you guys so fucking much

Eight: Is eating this much cheese even healthy???

John: Raise your hand if you love dogs

Adam: I would but I’m eating goldfish

Five, on an Omegle video chat with a knocked-out Sam and Ella: They're dead

Nine, on the other end of the call: Tell them to get up

Six: Men are dumb. Fuck men. You know, what? To all the ladies in the chat, here's some advice.

Six: Become a lesbian

Six: Adopt a cat

Six: Plant a garden

Six: Live in a forest

Six: Destroy the patriarchy

Six: Travel the world

Six: Fuck shit up

Six: And do it with a smile and a piña colada *bites chip*

Marina: I was gonna wear a cute pink flower crown with my outfit but then I thought fuck that, I'm going low-key cottagecore, not Ohioan frolicker or Idahoan horse girl

Adam: Dude, are you high?

Sam: What? No

Sam, suddenly remembering he rode passenger while Nile smoked weed on their way home and has gotten high off second-hand smoking weed before: OH SHI-

Five: Why am I even up at four in the morning with chips and Mountain Dew???

Marina: I mean, it could be from insomnia rooting from your depressio-

Five: Depression? BITCH PLEASE that shit is so 2019

Adam's teacher: I know it's Monday, but if it's any comfort, today is the first day of the last week of April!

Adam: What the FUCK did you just say to me-

Eight, mimicking an old man: gEt OfF mY lAwN

Sam: *puts face in bowl and laughs*

Nine, knocking on the door: Let me innnnn

John, sitting against the door so Nine doesn't come in: No, I'm still mad at you

Nine: Ok ok I'm sorry, I'll pay you fifty dollars

Five, trying to be compassionate with Nine: Remember when we used to match hairstyles, you fuck?

Literally anyone: *laughs*

Eight: Giggles

Hannu: No sad, just ball

Six: fight me fight me fight me fight me fight me fight me square up square up square up sqUARE UP SQUARE U-

One: Can I use your headphones?

Adam: Sorry, I'm using the-

One: Shut up you dumb fuck

Eight, talking to himself in the mirror: Oh my god look at you in your big, baggy flannel you look sO CUTE you're adorable don't let anyone tell you differently, including you you dumb fucking insecure little bitch

Daniela: What would happen if a woman took penis enlargement pills?

Adam: Hey no offense but what the fuck is wrong with you?

John: What even goes on in your mind?

Nine: Tarot cards, money, Cotton Eye Joe on loop, applesauce, lighting a house on fire, jumping out a second-story house to see if my ankle is durable or not...

John:...

Nine: But mostly Cotton Eye Joe on loop

Five: Some people identify as she/her. Some people identify as he/him. Some people identify as they/them. I identifty as a fucking disappointment.

Marina: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Eight, naked in a bubble-filled bathtub with lit candles, a wine glass full of apple juice, and IceJJFish playing: Do I look like someone with the fucking time?

John: Hey, are you gay?

Adam, sitting on the ground blasting Ariana Grande with an iced almond milk latte and wearing a baggy flannel shirt: BITCH-

Six: *opens her online-shopping package*

Marina: Uh, those are going to make you look a little emo, aren't they?

Six, putting on her thick chain choker and leather gloves: that's the poINT-

Sam: *dances like a crab to the Crab Rave* Crabby Rave make pain go away

One: 'oH i DoNt HaVe PrOnOuNs'- what the fuck are you then, a toaster?

Random celebrity: Wow, fangirls are so sweet and dedicated, they really should get paid for all the promotions and hard work they do!

Six: Ok pay me then

Maggie, crying: All I wanted was some fucking chicky nuggies

Sam, walking up to Nine in public: Hey bestie-

Nine: I don't know you

Sam: Bitch-

Ella: I'm gonna send a celebrity a meme everyday until they reply to me

Marina: Why?

Ella: Why the fuck not?

Five: Yeah, I'm depressed *laughs*

John: Why'd you laugh?

Five: It's a coping mechanism

Maggie: I don't want a boyfriend or a girlfriend or a partner I wants the three D's

Sarah, horrified: The WHAT

Maggie: Dogs, donuts, and diamonds

Hannu: So there's this philosophy theory-

One: I will fucking drown you

Six: If you are male and you have a flat ass, don't speak to me. I need guy friends who match my level of THICKNESS

One: Oh my god she's so cute

Adam: She has a girlfriend

One: Sharing is caring

Five: If ONE MORE BITCHASS WHORE comments on my clothes and shits about how feminine I dress I swear I will be gOING TO JAIL

Five: JUST SAY YOU ARE JEALOUS YOU CAN'T WORK BOTH AND LEAVE BITCH

Nine: So I have this problem where I hate myself but I still think I'm better than everyone else

John:...

Nine: Like I'm trash but I'm QUALITY trash, I'm trash from the garbage bags of Louis Vuitton, I'm recyclable, reusable trash, I'm the trash no one wants to throw away

John: Um...

Nine: If Gucci made a limited-edition, 24-karat gold garbage bag, I'd be that garbage bag

Maggie, holding a nerf gun to Adam's head: Gimme all your fucking money

Sam: I don't know, I've just been feeling a little down lately

Six: No

Sam: What?

Six: That's not allowed

Sam: Wha-

Six: *smacks Sam in the face with a pillow*

Maggie: BESTIE. YOU ARE A BAD BITCH. DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY. WORK IT QUEEN

The pigeon on the sidewalk:

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kisafavi-17 · 3 years

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Jack:

- football star

- quarterback

- friends with newsies in middle school

- HELLA TALL

- openly bisexual

- he/him

- seems scary but is really nice

- had a small fling with sarah

- RED BULLLL

- average student

- creator of blog

- junior in high school

- just turned 17 in february

- teachers love him

- massive flirt

- loves horror movies and will put them on to have background noise

- HIS REAL NAME IS JACKSON BUT CALL HIM THAT AND HE WILL END YOU

- lives with medda

David:

- straight A+

- honor roll gate kid

- taking 5 AP classes

- gay and on the ace spectrum

- major social anxiety

- new kid

- met jack first

- closeted/didn’t know

- tutor to most newsies

- has a older sister sarah (by 1 year) and younger brother les (10 years old)

- he/they?

- editor of the blog (once joined)

- mentally ill

- scared of spot

- sophomore taking junior classes

- 15 years

- reads romantic novels to understand women

- has feminine products on him at all times

- FEMINIST

- has sensory issues

Race:

- pothead

- always has nic of some kind

- TRAUMAAAAAA

- always horny

- flirts with all

- attracted to few

- very openly gay

- gets bullied a lot

- on-scene reporter for the school news blog

- barely passing

- he/they/she (doesn’t care really)

- swears A LOT

- met spot in 4th grade

- sophomore (got held back a year) 16 years old

- is down for anything

- lives with jack at medda’s

- is the meme lord

- does. not. sleep. (or sleeps all the time no in between)

- has dyslexia and reads wattpad or redit

Spot:

- either really rich or really poor

* Rich:

- daddy’s money

- old family friends with jack

- arranges interviews with people for the blog

- on baseball team

- picks on boys

- REFUSES TO MAKE FUN OF GIRLS

- lowkey feminist

- internalized homophobia

- drives a porsche… a BRIGHT RED porsche

- he/him (says nor/mal like a douche tho)

- HELLA DEPRESSED

- takes “performance enhancing” pills

- secretly hangs out with the newsies

- junior but really young

- david is his tutor

- lowkey really dumb

- refuses to read anything. ever

- IS NOT FUCKING SHORT!!!

- he’s like 5’10 (says hes 6’0 tho)

- real name is thomas

* Poor:

- TRAUMATIZED AFFFFF

- wears zip-up hoodies with black skinny jeans

- beat up black vans

- emo

- also a really young junior

- hot topic is his ✨home✨

- everyone is scared of him

- the “quiet kid”

- he/him

- closeted bi pref men

- race is his only friend

- occasionally smokes weed

- oldest sibling of 3 (twins one of each. 5th grade)

- has a job no one knows about

- works as a waiter at a dinner an hour from school

- IS. NOT. SHORT.

- HE. IS. LIKE. 5’11.

- gets into fights and never looses

- secretly simping for race

- protects the newsies

- writes anonymous articles for blog

- ✨black eyeliner✨

- always has painted fingernails

- B+ average

- real name is sean

Sarah:

- book worm

- LESBIAN

- she/they

- loves the book worms

- reads anything and everything

- does photography for school blog

- definitely does theater/choir

- owns wattpad

- writes on wattpad

- definitely simping for fictional characters

- has tried a vape once

- lightweight

- tall

- like 5’8.5

- mamma mia fangirl

- loves DC movies

- has every girl/boy crushing over her

- therapist friend

- always has everything you need somehow

- met jack at a party

- doesn’t allow ANYONE to pick on david along with jack

- cottage gore ascetic

- loves disney

- drives a blue subaru

- is on the high school dance team

- hates the term “UwU”

- is a 16 year old junior

Blink:

- on football team

- still has eyepatch but no one cares

- gayyyy

- dating mush

- PDA

- funny af

- is a really old sophomore

- 16 years old (a january baby)

- camera man for race for blog

- besties are bumlets, mush, and jack

- only one without family trauma

- has twin sister

- has the funniest laugh ever

- volunteers at homeless shelters

- cinnamon roll🥺

- real name is dylan

- hornyyyyy

- has smexy pics on snap

- harry potter fan

- griffindor

- TWITTER WARS

- starts beef for no reason

- watches horror to freak mush out

- it works

Mush:

- hates horror movies

- is dating blink

- is on the wrestling and dance team

- people tease him for being on the dance team

- 15 year olds sophomore

- wants to be a veterinarian

- owns a chicken for some reason

- no one knows how he got a chicken

- chickens name is Kentucky (hehe)

- is a cinnamon roll 🥺

- body dysmorphia

- has eating disorder

- nicknamed sunshine (brought to you by blink)

- has braces

- has mainly girl friends and everyone thinks he’s dating them

- he/him

- pansexual

- civil rights activist

- hates when blink gets hurt

- is a crackhead some times

- is a vegetarian

- works lighting for blog interviews and reports

- PDA is not his thing but he doesn’t mind it

- BOTTOM WHO LOOKS LIKE A TOP

- people think he’s a crybaby when in reality, he rarely cries

- loves disneyland and disney in general

- friends with everyone

- is the matchmaker

- cuddle bug with blink

- mostly C’s and B’s on his report card

- real name is aaron (hehe)

- is a romantic so… mush

Bumlets:

- emo vibes

- on dance team

- is secretly good at soccer

- gamer boi

- has only been in one long term relationship

- is broken hearted

- keeps to himself

- they/he

- pansexual

- had a crush on blink for a bit

- has crushed on every newsie at least once

- is pretty chill

- 15 year old sophomore

- currently single

- taking AP classes with david

- is like really smart

- reads AO3

- doesn’t like wattpad

- plays CoD and halo

- rages when he games

- LOVES GRILLED CHEESE

- scary dog privilege (owns a pit bull)

- pit bulls name is kiara

- knows how to ballroom dance

- romantic boi

- doesn’t open up easily

- knows how mush got his chicken

- friends with poor spot

- is a writer for blog because he can actually spell

- real name is lucas

- has depression hence “bumlets”

- surprisingly really strong

- ✨flexible✨

Skittery:

- one of the oldest newsies (terms of joining)

- only talks to bumlets and jack

- doesn’t like david to much

- has a RBF

- is 16 (turns 17 in august)

- is a junior

- smokes cigarettes

- doesn’t have social media

- is on the varsity water polo team

- ✨rings galore✨

- tries to be cool

- has 2 cats

- cats are cheesy and monica

- has an older brother in college

- works at 7 11

- is not looking for a relationship

- he/him

- straight ally

- tried being gay but didn’t work out

- drinks white wine

- always stressed

- decent student

- A- average

- friends with all the coaches

- headphones are his lifesaver

- is a very numb human

- always has cold skin for some reason

- even in like 100 degree weather he is still cold to the touch

- had facebook then deleted it because hack found his account and spammed it

- historical fiction type of dude

- is the one who finds all of the info to give to writers/reporters for blog

- loves bumlets dog

- drives a toyota prius

- real name is jefferson

- no one but jack knows how he got the name skittery

Crutchie:

- was in a car accident

- real name is charles

- has social anxiety and dyslexia

- should get picked on but jack doesn’t let that happen

- soft boi

- technically isn’t a newsie but shows up to the meetings

- is a emotional support teddy bear

- is the assistant director for the school plays

- best friends are jack, sarah, and mush

- only has instagram

- terrified of heights

- occasionally sleeps over at meddas

- adults love this child

- they/them

- gay

- loves disney

- knows the entire hunchback of notre dame movie by heart

- is 14 years old

- freshman. the only freshman newsie

- child of the group

- goes to all of his friends game or competitions to cheer them on

- is really short

- like REALLY SHORT

- says “rawr” a lot

Medda:

- jack and races mother

- (A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS WITH GENTLE HANDS AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTERRRR IMMA SURVIVOR)

- is a voice actress

- has been in disney films

- “if you’re going to drink id rather you do it in the house” mentality

- hates the idea of nicotine

- on the PTA

- has annual passes to disneyland

- loves all the newsies

- wants to adopt poor spot

- is in her late 30s to early 40s

- she/her

- straight… kind of

- she says she’s straight but by definition she’s pan

- civil rights activist

- has an ACAB sticker on her car

- PRIDE FLAGS EVERYWHERE

- if the sexuality/gender exists in the lgbtq+ community, she has their flag

- likes gardening

- will never use the wrong pronouns

- doesn’t really eat at chain restaurants

- not afraid to kill someone who hurts one of the newsies

- i’m serious

- she’s tried

- ….

Les:

- in 5th grade; 10

- friends with poor spots siblings

- is friends with the newsies

- loves medda

- is like another crutchie without the trauma/depression/anxiety/etc.

- asks david if him and jack are dating

- he knew david was 💅 before david did

- loves it when one or all of the newsies picks him up from school

- everyone loves him

- got picked on for having a “looser brother”

- spot (both poor and rich) picked him up one time with david. said “if you have a problem with les, you got a problem with me!”

- les was never bothered again

- gets lifted onto the guy’s shoulders all the fricking time

- loves feeling tall

- wants to play football like jack

- is very smart

- is ridiculously fast

- he has the fastest mile time in the whole grade

- teachers pet

- doesn’t have many friends his age

- brags about the newsies to his classmates

#livesies #newsies live #racetrack higgins #davey jacobs #david jacobs #jack kelly #incorrect newsies quotes #sprace #newsies 1992 #1992sies #spot. is. tall. PERIOD

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g00ngala · 3 years

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ema skye for the ask game!

YESSS

how i feel about this character: nothing but love for her. especially aa4 ema we need more mean lesbians they are braver than the troops

romantic ships: FARASKYE SUPREMACY. they are so good i enjoy them quite a bit and i know i will be even more obsessed with them once i finally play aai for myself

non romantic otp: UGH there are so many, like andro said she works with so many characters but i'd have to say phoenix or klavier. phoenix and her are my favorite besties and i can't explain why they're just on another wavelength than the rest of us. they are both rude bitches and also they definitely smoke weed together. but ultimately i believe in klavier ema worsties supremacy they are SO GOOD i stand by that. hcs for them is that they go thrifting together and ema has an anti gavinners twitter account where she bullies klavier and gets called homophobic by his fans.

unpopular opinion: i mean it's not an unpopular opinion in our circles but in reddit fandom it is. ALL ROMANTIC SHIPS INVOLVING EMA AND A MAN SUCK. THEY ARE SO BAD. i cannot even picture ema with a man like how do you look at her and think she's anything but a lesbian i cannot comprehend it. reddit users are on another level

one thing i wish wouldve happened: it would be really cool if we had faraskye interactions in the mainline games but that's more kay focused so uhmm idk. she should've stayed meaner like in aa4 that's peak ema, maybe she softens a bit in later games but we need more mean lesbian rep. OH AND ALSO. she shouldve kept the boots from her aai outfit why did they put her in heels 😭😭 also the striped socks those were epic

#aa #ace attorney #ema skye #faraskye #kay faraday #phoenix wright #klavier gavin #mutuals #faraskyed #✉️#ask game #drug mention #smoking mention #hannah.txt

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turnstileskyline · 3 years

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OK real ask now. Do you have headcanons about your puppet friends ? i would like to know about The Count, Kermit, and Mokey Fraggle....... Additionally: what would your puppetsona look like?

CRIES umumumumum i have a few i haave a few yes :) mokey fraggle is a lesbian and she sews all her own clothes and she and boober are #besties and he does laundry while she sews and theyre besties also umm she loves sweets and also makes her own perfume with flowers and mint and mushrooms :] the count is a #whore and also he plays every instrument known to man and puppet including instruments that have not been invented yet. he canonically has a drivers license which is just a #funfact but i enjoy it. he doesnt believe in vampires and says his species is "count." kermit is a tired old weed smoking socialist like bernie sanders but slightly more left leaning and smoking weed. also he and miss piggy are a t4t couple and thats just that . those muppets are trans. also kermit collects shiny rocks idk why but he just does. i will reblog with my puppetsona in a little while i draw them

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suffering-and-happy-about-it · 4 years

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The Girl I Met on the Internet (Holy, Part 1.)

Series description: Your bestie Kim was a free-spirited person who wasn’t exactly concentrated on finding herself a partner. Yet one day, she recieves a phone number and this time, you didn’t want to keep the person on the other end hanging. And so, you text them, no matter who they are.

Part summary: A party was something unseen in Brownsville, for at least five years. You and your friends go there - and you get a hold on an unknown person’s number sent to your bestie by Stanley Barber.

A/N: I know that I’ve done this with Whatsapp series already but... This just seemed like a super-sweet idea for a closeted queer Sydney is.

Tagging: x

Sydney’s tape: go fuck yourself

Series masterlist: H E R E

It was a wild evening. The kind of wild you knew you'll remember until the day you die. That was clear as day. Well, in the end, something like this happened once in every five years in Brownsville. What was happening, you might ask?

People puking on the toilets - some of them proceeded to do quite a variety of sexual activities in the said cabins. Drunk dudes were undressing, girls throwing their bras and/or panties (in the worse case) onto the stage. Everyone was dancing, yelling, laughing, and drinking more than they drank beforehand. Oh. And it was a concert. An indie band underground concert. Which naturally caught the attention of many youngsters living in the small town.

Naturally, everyone, there was drunk as fuck and when these said people weren't drunk, they were as high as a kite. Don't be silly - almost no-one there was over the age of 21. No, we're talking about high schoolers. Said reason was the main one for most of the parents not knowing that their children were out there, partying. The whole school was there in the underground club.

Your friend, Kim, managed to assemble the full party - you were there, your gay friend Aaron came, and on top, he brought his boyfriend with him. They disappeared for a while, leaving you and Kim and the bar to buy some beer. Naturally, you had a very vivid idea about what they were doing, but you just let the boys handle their business.

"So..." - You started quietly, looking around at all the young people. Not only your schoolmates were there, but also youngsters from the nearby towns had come there. - "You see some lucky person you like?" - At this question, Kim grinned and took another sip of her beer.

Kim was someone who didn't care about gender or relationships. She was mostly focused on having one night stands and God, she could afford it. She was, indeed, gorgeous in her way. And you were as pretty as she was, yet it wasn't in your nature to just... Approach people. For the most part, you were sure that you're into boys.

But many instances had shown you to never say never. For example, there was this so-called lesbian... Well, now, she was pregnant with a dude who was working in local 7/11, so she couldn't be such a lesbian she proclaimed to be just half a year ago, could she?

"What about you?" - Kim asked back without answering the initial question, sipping from her cup of beer while intensely looking at one chick on the dance floor who was breaking her pelvis while attempting to twerk. Or whatever she was doing.

"Nah. I'm far behind dudes for a while now. We don't wanna repeat the David thing which ended what... A month ago?" - Yeah. As you were shaking your head, there was a grin on your face. David was portraying the role of Mr. Perfect, to put it somehow. Well, in the end, he wasn't as perfect as he wanted you to believe. And when you realized how much of a fraud that person was, you brought the hell on him.

Yet as soon as Kim smirked, even more, you knew she's about to say something borderline controversial. - "Maybe you're searching in the wrong crowd? But who am I to judge." - You watched how her shoulders shrug as you rolled your eyes.

Kim wasn't as much help in the relationship advice department as you'd expect your best friend to be. Every time you've been whining about the escapades with boys, she looked you dead in the eyes, telling you to find yourself a girlfriend. To which, you usually rolled your eyes even harder, telling her that this side of things is her domain more than yours.

And again, she had a response to that - when you meet the person, there doesn't exist a thing like a gender. Sure, she was probably right, but you decided not to jump to conclusions. If you were about to live through some sort of a queer awakening, you wanted it to strike you just like that. You never talked to a girl to ask her out or whatever.

If it was about to happen, who would you be to stop it, right? But you weren't the person who would walk to meet it. So, for the last couple of years, it was Kim's mission to find you a girlfriend. And when you asked her why, she just answered that for a reason, she gets the queer vibes from you.

"Here are my favorite boys!" - Kim cried out as you both saw Aaron and his boyfriend making their way to you. They both looked relaxed as fuck, so that made you more or less sure about what these two were up to on the restrooms. Either they were doing the mentioned sexual activities or they were doing some drugs - and then doing something sexual. Aaron rose his hands above his head, straightening the football jacket on his shoulder just before he hugged one of your shoulders and one of Kim's shoulder. Kim sighed, leaning the back of her head into Aaron's broad shoulder.

"I have... This for you, miss Possible." - His fingers suddenly pulled a small paper from somewhere on his palm, handing Kim a piece of paper with a number written on it. This occurred rather frequently. For an unknown reason, guys neither girls never thought that Kim is an insufferable asshat. She was receiving numbers on pieces of paper now and then - well, she could decorate her whole room with the numbers. As usual, Kim took the paper and looked at Aaron, waiting for the story of this particular number. In the meantime, Aaron's boyfriend left you standing there, going for a cig outside. - "You won't believe this." - Aaron rose his eyebrow, shaking both of you with a childish smile. - "Stanley Barber gave me this number."

"Stan the Man is here? Why didn't you tell me earlier? He sure as hell has some good weed." - Kim widened her eyes, ready to go on a search for Stanley immediately. But Aaron was still holding her in one place, having a dead stare in his eyes. - "Hold your horses. To answer your question, yes, he has his joints with him. But this number belongs to one of his friends who was too shy to approach you. And in exchange for the weed, he wants you to text her." - Aaron explained simply.

Stanley Barber... How would you describe Stanley? You couldn't describe the boy. He was something completely out of this word. No, he and your group of friends weren't friends, but you weren't enemies either. You had more or less a neutral relationship. Sometimes you hung out around each other, sometimes you hadn't seen the boy in weeks. Well... At least you tried not to see him. Stanley himself was unmissable. This boy sometimes came stoned to school, wearing sunglasses and banging his head into walls left and right. His clothes were unmissable as well. Stan was just... Unmissable.

Yet, honestly, you never saw him with anyone who could be seen as a friend figure. Never fucking ever. There was a high probability that Stan was high once again. First and foremost - was this friend real? Second of all - was it a girl or a boy? As soon as you saw Kim's face, you knew she's not texting anyone - but for the first time, it struck you as wrong. Stanley was a cool dude for the most part. You could say that you technically liked the boy. When you realized how much weed he had already invested to keep the relationship on neutral, this was the smallest thing Kim could do.

"Not happening." - "Don't be a bitch." - Aaron rolled his eyes, sighing. - "Stanley gave you as much weed as a cow eats per month. This is nothing to repay him, huh? And... It can end in something fun for you." - The boy proposed and for once, you had to say that Aaron was right. - "Not happening, babe. Stanley's friend is just as weird as he is and I don't wanna do anything in common with that. But let's smoke some fucking pot!" - Kim put both her palms up the air, crying out cheerfully.

"You should text that person. Stan's cool for the most part." - You took Aaron's side in this not-even-an-argument. At that, Kim turned at you and put the small piece of paper into your palm. - "If you can't beat them, join them. I think I know how this would play out, so, now's your turn to try texting a stranger." - Her fingers gently patted your cheek before she turned on her heels, dragging Aaron along. You wanted to go home anyway. And as you watched Kim and the big quarterback disappearing in the distance, you turned on your heels to leave the place as well.

It was a nice evening. You had seen someone gulping down a whole fucking cup of beer under one minute without throwing it out, you saw a dude undressing in front of the stage, a shit ton of people making out, and a few of them throwing up. Sometimes doing these things simultaneously. Which was as impressive as scary. But honestly, you were fucking tired.

Silently, you snuck through the house, closing the door behind. Just when you wanted to call the whole operation a success, you almost stumbled over Mr. Skittles, your super-extra-old tomcat. Even when you almost screamed and Mr. Skittles almost hissed at you pretty loudly to put you back into your place, you both stayed silent and looked at each other. Not too long after that, you were already laying in your bed, trying to fall to sleep.

The next morning, Kim rolled to your house in her old, falling apart Beetle. She was looking worse than you - there were sunglasses on her eyes, she sure as hell hasn't done her make-up in the morning, she didn't even comb her hair, she just put a baseball cap over it. - "You look fucking disgusting." - Was the first thing you told her when you opened up the door. Kim leaned closer to you, pulling her sunglasses down for a minute to look you in the eyes. - "You. Have. No. Idea." - And with that, you set on your way to school.

There still was a mysterious number which was given to Kim. You didn't throw it away but you weren't exactly overhyped to text them. You didn't want to lose the small piece of paper, but you didn't keep it on your field of vision. But there was a day when you gladly took the gamble. It was a few days before one of the shorter holidays, so naturally, there was a big test coming your way. Kim and Aaron were shopping for your stay at your grandma's small cabin just a few minutes down the road.

You, in the meantime, were trying to study. But even the leaves falling on the ground were more interesting than the subject you were trying to study for. So, as you tried to build a small tower from your pens and markers and as it had fallen again, your eyes slowly traveled to the drawer where you stored the small piece of paper for the last few days. Well, you could try it, right? It won't hurt anyone. You didn't even know who's number that was. It would be just like snapping or texting on Omegle, huh?

Slowly, you stood up from your desk and walked to the drawer, taking it out. You were weirdly on edge. It was more than two weeks since the whole concert thingy - the person probably accepted that Kim fucked them over. So you didn't have to stress about this whole situation. You could maybe just make something up in case they would ask where you got the number? This was nonsense. You shouldn't be nervous about such bullshit. So all you had to do was that you had to text the first text. And so you went for it.

You: Is someone there?

That was a tragic first text, that had to be said. And as soon as your phone marked it as delivered, you threw the device away on your bed, turning to your table with your heart in your throat. Why were you feeling so sick? Were you about to pass out? Most likely yeah. And it got worse - because the person had responded.

(Unknown number): Yea, there is. And you are? Where did you get this number?

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