Spark knight Klee of the knights of Favonius, reporting for duty!
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We reach the final battle where the Abyss Order is using the Gnoses to power up a weapon of mass destruction, all of our allies are fighting, but Mondstadt is nowhere to be seen.
Suddenly, a powerful explosion of Anemo tears through the sky, right next to Old Mond, the same kind of event that only happens when a god dies.
The Archons and other mythical beings, who know exactly what happened, begin fighting even harder, fueled by grief.
Then, we see a shadow, and Durin descends, right next to the Abyss Order's main leaders.
The dragon was transporting Kaeya and Albedo, who get down from the monster, and claim to have destroyed Mondstadt, along with their Archon and the Four Winds.
Everyone is stunned, the archons are gathering enough energy to pulverize both traitors, everything could have ended right there.
That is, until Kaeya's father comes up to his son, puts his hand on the captain's shoulder and says " Looks like my failure of a child finally did something useful for his true nation, I really thought you had been deceived by those redheaded fools!"
Diluc plunges from the sky, attacking and yelling at Kaeya's father for abandoning his brother and insulting his family.
Another beat of silence.
Albedo facepalms "There goes the plan... ALRIGHT EVERYONE, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW".
The rest of Mondstadt plunges from the sky alongside the Four Winds, wreacking havoc in the enemy's forces, that are still to stunned to speak, let alone react.
Right next to Albedo, Venti appears, Gnoses in hand with Klee blasting people at his side "GOT THEM LETS GOOO!!!!"
And that's how you make an entrance (and almost give a heart attack to an entire continent).
The main con of this strategy is that the city of freedom is now surrounded by a sea of enemies, luckily, all of the strongest fighters can teleport, and everyone else has been filled with the determination to protect their crazy allies (so they can berate them for thinking of this plan in the first place).
Mond also has two dragons and all of Albedo's siblings, so another point for them.
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also I don't play with the toddlers much but I am SO excited for when Sigewinne gets released because:
she's ridiculously cute I love this little trans magical bunny girl
my sister plays exclusively with the baby characters and she's needed a hydro toddler since the dawn of time
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@dilucisms said witness diluc standing in the corner, watching klee interact with the knights, wondering if she (or anyone) will notice that he's arrived ... or if she'll remember his name, instead of just the 'weird grown-up' ...
[ luc, internally: klee ... knows my name, right ... ? ... right ? ] | Diluc Ragnavindr.
They stand tall, so tall that she has to bend her head super far back just to look at their faces. Huffman and Swan. She knows Huffman because he is a friend of her brother and mother, Swan she knows because he is a friend of Huffman which also is a friend of Lawrence whom left them not so long ago.
She has just told a real cool story about Dodoco and treasures, one of her best stories honestly and one she took pride in telling, but sadly, her listeners were grown-ups who also had work to do. Which also meant that she would be left on her own again.
( why was grown-ups so boring? and why is work so important? )
As she walks she ponders, so deeply in thought that she walks into another very tall person, and yet again she has to bend her head suuuuper far back to look up at the newcomer. ( oh, kaeya’s friend! now what was his name again? ) Unable to recall his name, she simply stares up at him with starry eyes and a wide smile.
“Hello, Kaeya’s friend”
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When we got home, my mom mentioned that she was quite bummed that she didn't see any K-drama actors/actresses out on the streets while in Korea.
Am I delusional when I think I saw some people over the course of the trip? Or, is it a doppelgänger or a hallucination?
I already missed the pop-up genshin shop at the hyundai department store. I am soooooo sad. I just want a jumpy dumpty. Pretty please? I guess I'll try a Teyvat Goods pop-up next time they come around. Hopefully, that one doesn't require extensive travel.
I am also kinda bummed that I didn't really go into any K-pop merch store and look for interesting merchandise.
In addition, I was really sad to hear that I would miss the upcoming genshin impact cafe in seoul with all the sumeru themed menu items and decor. Tighnari is so cute. Collei's pita pockets and Cyno's specialty will be on the menu.
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G.I Incorrect Quotes#92 Aim did get better-
Dottore: You know my Ex-Spouse still misses me~
Mirror Maiden & Fatui Pyro agent*Who are being celebrated for finally making it official that they are going to wed*...
Dottore: BUT THEIR AIM IS GETTING BETTER!~...THEIR AIM IS GETTING BETTER~...you see it is funny because marriage is terrible~
Mirror Maiden & Fatui Pyro agent:...
Fatui Agent*Whispers to Dottore something and backs away*...
Dottore*Left frozen*...WHUT-
-In the Middle of the night Sumeru-
Y/n*Starring down from your window at...your ex,who is dressed up as a mariachi and has a mariachi band,Holding your new son Kuni who is also glaring at Dottore*...
Dottore*Smilling up at you and snaps his fingers*Well boys what are you waiting for "A darle"!~
The music starts to play as they awkwardly step back...just in case seeing your annoyance...and see you reaching up for something...
Y/n*Starts pouring gas on Dottore*
Baby!Kuni*Brings out a...Jumpy Dumpty cluster grenade that Klee gave him and throw it at Dottore*
Y/n: So glad Kaveh made the house soundproof inside and outside~ *Closes the window not caring for the explosion outside, smiling as Kuni is giggling in your arms*Lets go to bed sweetie~
"A darle"="Hit it"
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