how would snaps react to a muzzle? 👀

(Snaps would be happy to experiment with just about anything ;3)

Okay so I recently got back into Genshin and I have NOT stopped thinking about meanie dada Itto!! >_<

I mean, he’s such a tease!!! Always pinching and squishing at ur cheeks!!! Always poking ur butt and thighs!! Always picking u up and running around and jumping out in front of u to scare u!! And always laughing when u pout and cry!! He’s so mean!!

He’s even mean when he kisses u!! Always kissing ur cheek and never ur lips!! Smh!!! He’s even meaner with ur lil cunny! Always slapping and harshly tugging at it!! Always overstimming u until u cry and cling to him! I wan him to just be so mean to me while I babble and cry about how big he is <33 and babble and sob about how my dada fills me too much n I can’t take him in my small cunny!! <33

Then when it’s all over, he finally gives u a lil kissie on the lips <33

-Anon!! <333

anon . . . T—T while this is a very delicious ask , i am so sorry 2 say that mimi does not like the oni. i like how he looks ( ? ) in the official art . . . in game . . no . i also rlly don’t like himbo archetypes . . like SRRY. how are u a male and a dumbass ? like pls pick a struggle IM SRRY. I can appreciate itto as a concept and from afar . . would I smash … maybe . . But dad itto . . i feel like id rob his ass dry and spend his card idkidkidk

don't you worry, im a bit of a teather kid if a show is what it takes for rook to finally kiss you...then a show is what you'll get

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Oh my— it’s super effective!

*Picks up my camera man oc 'Castello' and sits in a chair in a very fancy way*

Hello there fellow comrad. I would like to ask you, how do you feel about the current but devastating situation with our Titan Camera man? It was quite a defeat we've gained, much to our dismay. Hopefully Titan TV man can come to our aid soon

look I'm sorry but he gave me a moustache vibe

Honestly whoever was the Chelsea player who knocked Luka down should thank his lucky stars that Sergio wasn’t there bc if he was he would’ve probably punched a hole through him for fouling his bf like that…

fr. man woulda gotten so violent he woulda gotten ANOTHER red added to his collection i have no doubt.

xchara putting tiny mermaid joseph in a jar of water and vigorously shaking it like a maraca

anon ilysm

long version under the cut !

pssst.. what anons arent taken :3

hi nonnie, everything is free to your picking! the only one taken is 🥒 :)

vaniiii ehe hiya :3 umm we got a system sideblog if yer interested in seein more of us... but ummmm hiya !!!! i missed ya n im glad t' see ya... do ya got any advice fer copin wit' lack of attention from an fp.... we're okay but if ya got anythin it might be helpful for us :33 ehe i love yaaaa -🪴

MIIIIIKAAAAA!!!!!!!!! i missed u guys </3 i would love to see more of u tho i miss you guys when you're not around... although i guess technically you are since you said we're mutuals but skdghds

ough. tbh i've been pretty lucky insofar that i haven't had a lotta issues with that... but in my experience usually if i gotta be left alone for awhile distracting myself helps a lot? like. go down a wikipedia rabbit hole, or do a puzzle, or play a game you get super invested in. just something to focus on so you don't end up in your own head kinda thing yanno??? otherwise don't feel bad to just. ask for attention? like. it's not illegal to have human desires. and as long as your fp isn't busy or something they probably don't mind talking with you a lil :3 although idk for sure i know everyone has different relationships with their fp so ^^; do not listen to me if you know it'll cause you harm/strife/etc :< also naps. bc those pass the time reaaaaal quick. its like a lifehack. feeling bad? take a nap. you'll either feel amazing after or like you got smacked in the face with a trout ! oh and also like. doing schoolwork or smth productive maybe? thats not really fun tho so dskghds maybe pick up a kinda time-consuming hobby like crochet or cross-stitch or something where you can use that to distract yourself and have something to do with your hands :3?

but if its like. ur Already Feeling Bad i recommend like. watching a movie/tv show/etc that you really like or getting a Little Treat(tm) or something :3 curl up with a cozy blanket and drink some hot cocoa or tea or something !! its not like. a sure-fire fix. but i find the combo of distraction + comfort media + Little Treat tends to make you feel at least a lil better :3 also if it gets Very Bad just like. destroy some old school work you don't need or somethin. tearing papers to shreds is sooooooo fun. make sure u don't accidentally rip up something you need though skjghds it helps to calm down a lil and then you can work on relaxing a little more !! its not like. guaranteed. but sometimes gettin some of the destructive urges out helps

ily2 mika <3 i would die for u btw /lh

*throws my niche superhero au shenanigans at you that's not even really that horny*

so you know that prompt post that's like "you and your sibling are the hero and villian of a city but it's only to annoy the mayor, your other sibling"

okay that. but strilondes, with dirk as they mayor and rose and roxy playing hero and villian. basically dirk becomes mayor and all the strilondes look at eachother and go "We Have to mess with him somehow." (they pull dave in to play bit parts like "nefarious henchman" and "wide eyed side kick") But because it's a game, and essentially a larp, they can frame it as "it's just in character for my oc to do this". and Roxy is *living* for this. Do you know how many self insert fanfics for her mom's stuff she wrote? she'd go nuts about getting to play and act like a kid in a make believe setting with something Rose made up. And also she can pin rose to a wall and lean into her space or kiss her as a distraction and no one can say anything because she's the good guy and its just in character for her hero-sona to be wildly attracted to the lure of darkness that the horrorterror's conduit. It's in her backstory! did nobody read her backstory?

Rose is playing gay chicken with her, 4d chess style, not even realizing that roxy would jump at the chance to do this out of character too. but it has to be convoluted and near machavallian for her to make out with roxy and tie her up so that no one will ever know just how much she actually *wants* to make out with roxy and tie her up.

And Dirk, the lil freak, is actually keeping up with the lore. He hates that they are all doing this. This is the worst. He has to do so much paperwork about zoning laws and rebuilding efforts after one of their fights.

please, do you see the vision?

idk the prompt BUT I SEE THE VISION. ANON I SEE THE VISION AN I AM HERE FOR IT !!!!!! i dont even have anything to add this is so perfect u captured the dynamic jus soooo mwah mwah mwah < that is the sound of me givin u kisses ^_^

Gayass /LH

you can say faggot anon its ok.

"Maybe farming would now always be fast and easy and terrible" I like that Luke isn't like wow this is so simple what superior farming like I would also be so upset. Where is the act of tending to my tomatoes -taz

luke values the important of HARD WORK for GOOD RESULTS ok he hasnt opened fifty million card packs to find an ultra legendary rare wizard instead of ebaying it for five bucks to land in a world where you can grow PERFECT pumpkins EVERY TIME without even TRYING

completely agree about the mike/harvey thing! I am no fan of this ship I wish people wrote about the deep respect and care they have without it being romantic.

I am a staunch jessica/harvey shipper on the other hand, so maybe I’m just bitter that marvey gets more love

hakdjsldj you read my mind anon cause i was literally JUS thinking abt their potential for a SWEET FOUND FAMILY RELATIONSHIP that will inevitably be misinterpreted by shippers

im always a SUCKER for the reluctant father figure/mentor trope n the potential is SO THERE. like the way harvey got so defensive when louis was tryna set mike tf up??? n the way he talks to mike sometimes literally reminds me a my parents (yeah im only on episode two shhhh)