*throws my niche superhero au shenanigans at you that's not even really that horny*

so you know that prompt post that's like "you and your sibling are the hero and villian of a city but it's only to annoy the mayor, your other sibling"

okay that. but strilondes, with dirk as they mayor and rose and roxy playing hero and villian. basically dirk becomes mayor and all the strilondes look at eachother and go "We Have to mess with him somehow." (they pull dave in to play bit parts like "nefarious henchman" and "wide eyed side kick") But because it's a game, and essentially a larp, they can frame it as "it's just in character for my oc to do this". and Roxy is *living* for this. Do you know how many self insert fanfics for her mom's stuff she wrote? she'd go nuts about getting to play and act like a kid in a make believe setting with something Rose made up. And also she can pin rose to a wall and lean into her space or kiss her as a distraction and no one can say anything because she's the good guy and its just in character for her hero-sona to be wildly attracted to the lure of darkness that the horrorterror's conduit. It's in her backstory! did nobody read her backstory?

Rose is playing gay chicken with her, 4d chess style, not even realizing that roxy would jump at the chance to do this out of character too. but it has to be convoluted and near machavallian for her to make out with roxy and tie her up so that no one will ever know just how much she actually *wants* to make out with roxy and tie her up.

And Dirk, the lil freak, is actually keeping up with the lore. He hates that they are all doing this. This is the worst. He has to do so much paperwork about zoning laws and rebuilding efforts after one of their fights.

please, do you see the vision?

idk the prompt BUT I SEE THE VISION. ANON I SEE THE VISION AN I AM HERE FOR IT !!!!!! i dont even have anything to add this is so perfect u captured the dynamic jus soooo mwah mwah mwah < that is the sound of me givin u kisses ^_^