And so it was off to Isle Of Volpe National Park in the Bramblewood, so everyone could rest and relax and enjoy themselves in the sunshine! Alice, who was starting to feel the Fury a little bit, decided this place was a great spot to have some Zoomies and ran off, while Victor and Smiler hung out with the pets, flirting and being silly together. :) It soon became apparent that there wasn't much they could DO with the pets -- there's not that many options for playing with a cat anyway, and Shadow couldn't do much of anything with her cone on -- so Smiler flew off to search Sophie for goodies. They found a couple of plantains in the shrubbery near her base, and left behind in return that talking llamacorn toy that's been in their inventory for AGES. Look, it was a gift from Clement Frost at Winterfest one year, so I felt weird about selling it or recycling it -- but leaving it for a kid to find? That's GOTTA be acceptable!
Anyway -- with that sorted, Smiler began looking for someone to make friends with and maybe get a drink from while Victor did a little cloudgazing, then splashed around in the little fishing pond nearby. They ran into one Brian Pimental near the log bridge, whom they had a little relationship with -- but apparently had never properly met, as I had to introduce them when they flew over. O.o Asking about Brian's career solved that mystery pretty quickly, though -- apparently Brian is an Eco Inspector, which means he must be the guy who shows up periodically to make sure the gang are continuing to use clean energy and maintain a garden of decent size. Anyway, they got along well, and Smiler was able to both get a drink and use their vampiric powers to learn all their traits, while Alice returned from her run to play laser pointer with Kelly and Victor stopped soaking his shoes and pants in the pond to talk with a rabbit --
And then I got the pop-up that FINALLY clued me in as to what was going on with Kelly. Telling me that she was in labor.
Cue me stopping DEAD and yelling at my screen "WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET PREGNANT?!" XD Yeah, so, as it turns out, Kelly was in the family way all this time! And while I certainly didn't tell her to breed with anyone, I think I know how it happened -- namely, Kelly is one of those cats who will periodically wander off-lot on their own adventures. I think she must have come back pregnant from one of THOSE, as I believe that is a risk with an unspayed cat! Which is why you have to spay and neuter your pets AS SOON AS POSSIBLE people.
Anyway -- with me reeling from that revelation, and with kittens on the way, I figured it was best for the gang to head home. Alice finished up playing with Kelly; Smiler finished up with Brian; and Victor finished up teaching Shadow how to lie down (as you can apparently teach pets to do things while they have cones, which feels -- a little wrong?), and with a final Van Alton kiss to mark the occasion --
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Ezra was so disappointment to find out that Jedi training IS mostly physical exercises, and random history, philosophy and math classes and NOT lifting rocks with your brain
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iwaizumi hajime did you mean the perfect house husband yes he does the cooking yes he does the cleaning yes he does yard work out front with his shirt off for all the neighbours to gawk at him yes he does stand at the end of the drive with thick arms crossed over his chest and wait for the kids to get back from school yes he does hire the neighbours daughter to watch them so he can take you on dates more often yes he does brag about you every time someone tries to hit on him because he only has eyes for you
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Alarm was set for 10, I groggily woke up around 11, I'm finally leaving bed around 1... First day of my extra long weekend is going well 🥱
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I love Gabriel so much every time I think of him I smile and feel at peace with the world. Do you think he accidentally discovered powerpoint presentations and immediately made a powerpoint presentation about how Aziraphale should have told him about humanity's greatest invention and that's how Aziraphale had to learn about powerpoint presentations.
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