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wintersoldierslover · 2 years
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my fic recs masterlist
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Bucky Barnes:
all bucky barnes
headcanon  -  blurb  -  one-shot  -  series
dbf!bucky  -  brothers bff  -  bff’s brother
neighbour  -  housewife reader
lumberjack  -  firefighter  -  bodyguard
priest bucky  -  college
football player  -  hockey player  -  boxer
professor  -  teacher  -  librarian/bookshop
coffee shop  -  soulmate  -  royal
other AUs  -  taboo
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Stranger Things characters:
all eddie munson - all steve harrington
eddie and steve (x reader)
billy hargrove - jason carver - mike wheeler
dmitri enzo antonov - jim hopper
robin buckley - nancy wheeler
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Outer Banks Characters:
all Rafe Cameron
all JJ Maybank
Rafe Cameron and JJ Maybank (x reader)
Pope Heyward - Topper Thorton
John B. - Sarah Cameron
Kiara Carrera
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Marvel characters:
Wanda Maximoff  -   Kate Bishop
Natasha Romanoff  -  Yelena Belova
Peter Parker  -  Pietro Maximoff
Steve Rogers  -  Stephen Strange
Frank Castle  -  Matt Murdock 
Moon knight  -  Steven Grant
Joaqín Torres - Clint Barton
Loki Laufeyson - Druig
Eddie Brock - Miles Morales
Miguel O’hara - Hobie Brown
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Harry Potter characters:
Sirius Black - Remus Lupin 
James Potter - Poly!Marauders
Lily potter -  Cedric Diggory
George Weasley - Fred Weasley
Severus Snape - Tom Riddle
Draco Malfoy
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Avatar (James Cameron) charachters:
neteyam - aonung - lo’ak
rotxo - kiri - spider
jake sully - neytiri - tsu’tey
tonowari - ronal - colonel quaritch
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Top Gun chracters:
Fanboy  -  Hangman  -  Rooster - Bob
Iceman
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Wednesday characters:
Xavier Thorpe - Ajax Petropolus
Wednesday Addams - Divina
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Bridgerton characters:
Anthony Bridgerton -  Benedict Bridgerton
Colin Bridgerton
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Criminal Minds characters:
Spencer Reid  -  Aaron Hotchner
Derek Morgan
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The Last of Us characters:
Joel Miller - Ellie Williams
Abby Anderson
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The Devil All The Time characters:
Tommy Matson - Lee Bodecker
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Uncharted characters:
Nate Drake - Sam Drake
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Euphoria characters:
Elliot (Euphoria) - Fezco
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On My Block characters:
Mario Martinez - Oscar Diaz
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Modern Family characters:
Luke Dunphy - Alex Dunphy
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Ted Lasso:
Roy Kent - Jamie Tartt
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NHL players:
Matthew Ktachuk - Trevor Zegras
Nolan Patrick - Tyler Seguin
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Actors:
Sebastian Stan - Joseph Quinn
Jamie Campbell Bower - Danny Ramirez
Drew Starkey - Rudy Pankow
Ben Hardy - Bella Ramsey
Jenna Ortega
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Miscellaneous characters:
Eli ‘Hawk’ Moskowitz  -   Marcus Baker
Rodrick Heffley -  Hunter Sylvester
Lloyd Hansen - Ari Levinson
Nick Fowler -  Tangerine
Rhett Abbott - Hayden ‘Harvard Hottie’
Colin (Not Okay) -   Min Ho (Xo, Kitty)
Ash (No Exit) -  James Maguire (Derby Girls)
Jake Peralta - Nick Miller  - Brian O’conner
Anakin Skywalker - Bruno Madrigal
Tadashi Hamada - Kakashi Hatake
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Miscellaneous real people:
Billie Eilish - AEW Hook
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*Updated whenever there’s a new character <3
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pogueszn · 3 years
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Sprout coming downstairs when she’s like 16-17 and JJ can tell she is highhhh and she’s in the kitchen and he’s like “You high?” and she’s freaking out “No, why would you say that”
sprout baby is acting SUS as shit and looks ZOOTED AS HELL and jj is just shocked she has the audacity to lie to him WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT
“i’m sorry— do you know who you’re talking to? i spent half of my teen years high off my ass, i can tell when someone is taking a trip to fuckin Saturn,”
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general-kenobi357 · 3 years
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Someday Soon-Chapter 7
Pairing: JJ Maybank x Fem!OC
Summary: The Pogues try to pawn off the gold they found but run into more trouble then they bargained for.
Word Count: 4.2k
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The next morning John B parked in front of the pawn shop in town as we all piled out of the van. I grabbed the hunk of gold which had been melted down earlier, I handed it off to JJ, who began to criticize Kie’s work.
“Hell of a job melting it down, Dr. Frankenstein.” He said weighing the gold in his hands.
“Like you could've done better.” Kie countered.
“I could have.” He said, turning to look at the group. “I took a welding class.”
“Yeah, that you skipped every day to visit me in English.” I pointed out, reminding him of the previous school semester.
“Whoa, whoa. Hey. Sh! Chill out, okay?” John B broke off the bickering.
“Easy for you to say. You're not the one that has to pawn this piece of shit off.” JJ responded, looking at the gold in his hands. “How did I get this job anyway?”
“'Cause you're the best liar.” Pope answered without skipping a beat as he entered the pawn shop and we all began to follow.
The bell rang above me as the door shut, I followed Kie to go look at a shelf of trinkets while JJ started talking to the women who sat behind the counter.
After a lengthy debate a price was finally agreed upon and we were told we’d have to go to a warehouse to complete the sale. I found it strange that this pawnshop had a warehouse when there were quite a few bare shelves in the store. Why would they need a warehouse to hold stuff when their shop was half empty? I figured that maybe I just didn’t know enough about the in and outs of pawn shops and chose to not voice my concerns while we all exited the shop with a warehouse address in hand.
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We were driving through the Cut on our way to the “warehouse” and something felt off, but then again things had felt off since we had started this treasure hunt, so I decided to push down the feelings of dread that were beginning to bubble up. I sat between JJ and Kie staring out the window which was across the van watching the rows of trees fly by as we continued down the road to the most deserted part of the island.
“So they keep money out here?” Pope asked in disbelief.
“That's what she said.” JJ replied, pausing for a minute a smirk grew on his lips. “That's what she said.”
“Stop.” Pope cut off JJ from laughing at his own comment.
“I've never even heard of Resurrection Drive.” Sarah turned around to look at us from the passenger’s seat.
“'Cause you're rich.” JJ commented.
“You've never heard of it either.” Kie defended Sarah while I smacked JJ’s arm. “There's nothing but weeds back here.”
A moment passed before the car behind us flashed on lights and sirens signaling us to pull over. The stealth cop car pulling us over in the middle of nowhere only added to the doubt I felt. Something was definitely wrong.
“Cops? Out here?” Kie asked as we all looked back while John B pulled over.
“God! Are you kidding me? What did we do?” JJ demanded on edge. “I hate cops.”
“Did you bring the gun?” Kie asked as he began to hide the gold in his bag, I prayed the answer was no I wasn’t sure what would happen if he had.
“No. Okay? Iz told me that I couldn’t bring it with me everywhere I went. I left it back at the place.”
“Thank God.”
“He's walking up.” Pope warned as JJ stuffed his bag under the seat.
I was looking back at the car when I heard the unmistakable sound of a gun cocking near John B’s open window.
“Why don't I go ahead and see them hands in the air?” A masked man demanded loudly, waving the gun in front of John B. “All y'all's hands up in the air now!”
Everything became a blur as he ushered us out of the van before instructing us to lay down in the ditch. I focused on remembering how to breathe as he began to rip apart the van clearly looking for something. It was all a set up, there was no warehouse, only a dead end road where one man could threaten us at gunpoint in order to take the gold we had found. I hadn’t noticed John B sneak away towards the car that had pulled us over but I did hear the muffled protest from the rest of the group. I could hear JJ cursing beside me while I watched the masked man find the gold and head back to his car which John B had just snuck into.
There was a pause before John B called out to us and we all rushed to his side. Incapacitating the man who had robbed us before John B ripped off his face covering so we could find out who he was. I didn’t recognize him but JJ seemed to, rambling about how he supplied his father with coke.
“Come on, let's get outta here.” John B urged as JJ grabbed the dealer’s wallet. None of us wanted to wait around for the real cops to show up.
“We got one last stop.” JJ told us, looking at the id he had found. “Let's go see where this son of a bitch lives.”
The dealer screamed threats at us as we made our way back to the van so that we could get outta there.
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“Welcome to Crackhead Wasteland.” Sarah spoke up as we drove up to a rundown trailer.
The ride here had been silent as we all tried to recover from what had just gone down.
“I don't know about this, man.” Pope spoke up uneasily. “Dude, why are we at Barry's?”
“This'll only take a second.” JJ responded hopping out of the van before making his way to the steps of the trailer.
“Where are you going?” John B asked JJ as he made his way across the porch.
“Yo soy justicia.” JJ responded as if that answered the question before disappearing into the building.
“Did you glean anything from that?” Pope asked as we all shook our heads.
“You know somebody should probably…” Kie started to say before John B got out of the van.
“Yeah, I got it.” He reassured, following JJ’s path into the trailer.
The rest of us stayed quiet as we waited for the pair to return. I felt numb still trying to figure out what was going on and why I hadn’t spoken up when I had the chance. Maybe if I had voiced my concerns we wouldn’t be here, maybe we could’ve gone to the mainland, traded the gold with someone else.
I was pulled out of the thoughts that were beginning to drown me when the rest of the gang got out of the van as JJ and John B approached us. I stayed sitting near the door figuring we would be leaving soon anyway.
“All right, so we're looking at five grand each for reparations for putting us through that bullshit.” JJ spoke to us all digging through a bag full of cash. “Sorry about that, y'all.”
“So that's what we're doing now? We're robbing drug dealers?” Kie asked hopelessly.
“This Barry guy's gonna find out.” Sarah reasoned. “And he's gonna come after us.”
“Yes, he will. This is not the time to start wilin' out.” John B added, it seemed like he was continuing a previous conversation they had most likely had inside.
“How'd you like havin' a gun pulled on you?” JJ asked finally snapping and pinning John B against the van.
“Relax.” John B told him in an attempt to calm JJ down.
“He had it right here on you, bro.”
“What are you gonna do when he comes for us?”
“We punch him in the throat.”
“Yeah, good fuckin' idea, JJ.”
“I'm not putting it back.” JJ finally said letting go of John B. He climbed past me into the van and sat down before looking at everyone. “You guys getting in or what? What”
“We're sick of your shit.” Kie told him.
“Oh, my shit?” JJ challenged getting back out of the van.
“Yeah. Yeah. Your shit. Yes. Your pulling guns on people shit.”
“You acting like a maniac…” Pope added.
“Okay, Pope, I took the fall for you, man!” JJ cried out. “Know how much I owe because of you?”
“I'm gonna pay you back, and I didn't ask you to do that!”
“I just did pay it back. Right here, right now, by myself.” JJ spat holding up the money he had found inside. “You know what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do. Go off by myself.”
“JJ... Hey, wait, man.” John B spoke up trying to stop him. “Iz could you?”
“Yeah I’ll go see what I can do.” I said. I didn’t have to hear the rest of the question to know John B wanted me to go after JJ thinking he might listen to me.
“Should we wait?” Kie asked as I began to follow JJ.
“No, I’ll um meet you guys at The Wreck later.” I stated, figuring it might take awhile to talk to JJ.
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It took me a couple minutes to catch up with JJ who was walking a lot faster than I expected. When I finally caught up to him I put a hand on his shoulder hoping he would turn around and he did, looking the most pissed off I had ever seen him.
“Jesus, what?” He groaned before realizing it was me, his face softened slightly but he couldn’t take back the comment.
“What? JJ, really?” I asked now that I too was pissed off. “I want to know what the hell is going on. Why are you doing this?”
“Doing what? I’m paying off the restitution.”
“JJ we have the gold, you don’t have to use that drug money. You don’t have to make more enemies.”
“It’s a little late for that Iz. Why do you even care?”
“Why do I care? Oh I don’t know maybe cause you’re important to me, because I know that you’re better than this.”
“Then clearly you don’t know me.” He told me before turning to continue walking. “Stop acting like my girlfriend, I don’t need someone telling me what to do.”
“Where are you even going?” I asked, trying to keep up with his quick pace while also attempting to let go of the comments he was making.
“Home.” He said after a moment. “I gotta go prove to the old man I did it. By myself, without him.”
After that comment I stopped trying to keep up, I stood still and watched him go. The tears I had been holding onto all morning finally springing free as I watched him fade from view. It felt like I had just lost the one person who kept me together.
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I felt more lost than I ever had as I found myself walking up the stairs of The Wreck and towards the table that my friends were all seated at.
“There's about a zero percent chance that JJ goes home.” Pope said, I assumed it was an answer to a question that I had not heard.
“That’s exactly where he’s going.” I corrected Pope as my friends all turned to look at me.
“Are you alright?” Kie asked standing from the table and holding me an arms length away to inspect my features.
At that question I fell apart all over again and as the tears fell freely down my face the rest of my friends got up and all pulled me into a hug. After a couple minutes they all let go of me as Kie led me to sit down.
“What happened?” Pope asked concern written across his features.
“We fought about the money and then he left and I couldn’t stop him.” I explained between hiccups caused by my previous sobbing. “I’m fine guys or I will be, I’m just worried.”
They all gave me a look of uncertainty as if they didn’t believe what I was telling them but after a couple minutes Pope finally decided to change the topic effectively dropping it.
“Okay.” He started hesitantly. “It's too dangerous to pawn this thing off piecemeal. So our best bet is to go down there and get the rest of it. Bring it all up at once. Put it in... in a safe or a vault or something. I... I don't know. Just until we can find someone who won't rip us off. I can figure it out tonight, get it done, and we can be out there tomorrow morning.”
“All right, let's do it.” John B said ready to start planning.
“What about that thing with my dad?” Sarah asked him.
“What thing?” Kie asked as John B cursed under his breath.
“I have to go fishing with Ward.” He explained to us.
“You can't get 400 mil 'cause you're gonna go kill fish?”
“Look, I have to go.”
“Blow it off.” Pope spoke up. “It's 400 million in gold!”
“Make something up!” Kie added
“Look, I... I have to, okay?” John B shut down their suggestions. “He... he saved me, all right? If it weren't for Ward, I'd be in foster care. I have to go. Plus, it'll be better to do it at night. Right?”
“Fine. Fine, go fishing.” Kie said. “And at least JJ will probably have washed up by then.”
But I wondered if he would. As much as JJ’s words had hurt me I still worried, I had seen what Luke Maybank had done before and I knew he would want to keep the money that JJ had got for himself.
“I um I gotta go to work.” I said finally standing up when I noticed the clock on the wall. “I’ll see y’all later.”
“Yeah we’ll meet you at the Château tonight.” Kie reassured me letting go of my hand that she had been holding since I had arrived.
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I closed the car door with a sigh, the sun was low in the sky. My mom had just dropped me off at home after we were done working and was about to go collect Emmy.
“I’ll be back in a while.” She assured me as I opened the back door to grab my bag from the seat.
“Okay I’ll see you then.” I said with a smile as she drove out of our driveway once again.
I made my way up to the porch and was about to go into my house when I noticed something on the dock at the Château. Confused, I dropped my bag on the steps before heading in that direction to go investigate.
As I got closer I noticed someone in a suit working on laying out a blanket. Then a head of unmistakable golden hair popped up as the old deck creaked under my feet.
“JJ?” I asked, confused by whatever was going on.
“Sweetheart.” He greeted me with a smile, meeting me halfway down the dock before leading me towards the picnic he had set up.
“What is this?” I asked him, my concern growing as he sat down.
“Sit, please. I got it all set up.” He stated, avoiding my question.
After a moment I sat as he offered me champagne.
“What is this?” I asked him again, pushing away the glass he was trying to pass to me.
“It’s um, It’s an apology. For this morning and for midsummers. I know I shouldn’t have run away-”
“It’s fine JJ.” I interrupted him trying to figure out what was really going on.
“No. No it’s not fine Iz. I mean I was a dick and I just didn’t know what to do. I’ve never liked a girl as much as I like you and I just don’t know what the hell I’m doing.” He confessed but I had no idea how to react. This is all that I wanted, he was all I wanted and yet now that he had finally said what I had been waiting for him to say I couldn’t hear it.
“JJ did you spend all your money?” I asked him.
“What? No, not on this dinner.” He answered and I knew he was dancing around the question. “Now will you please just stop worrying and enjoy this meal with me after I told you how I feel about you, Sweetheart.”
At that I decided to stop, to give into his request and push away my worries for an hour. Kie and Pope would be here soon, they would know what to do, how to help.
We had finished eating and JJ had convinced me to dance with him. Which is what we were now doing, dancing slowly to the music that played softly from the radio that JJ had brought out onto the dock.
“Can I kiss you?” JJ asked me suddenly, as I looked into his blue eyes.
I took a moment to consider it before nodding my head. This kiss was different from the last, we both knew it was going to happen and as our lips met it felt like it was meant to happen. All of the questions and worries I had melted away as I deepened the kiss.
But as I pulled away to catch my breath they all came crawling back. The questions of where we stood and what we were burned in the back of my throat, begging to be let out but I swallowed them back down as I looked into JJ’s eyes again and saw the smile playing on his lips.
I smiled back as we continued to dance, hoping to prolong this moment as long as I could before we had to go back to reality.
“Hey, do you have a swim suit on?” He asked as the song playing ended.
“Um no. Not right now.” I answered wondering what else he was planning.
“Well go get one.” JJ instructed as we pulled apart from each other. “I’ll meet you at the Château, okay? I’ve got one more surprise.”
“Yeah, okay.” I replied hesitantly making my way over to my house.
As I walked in Mom and Emmy both turned to look at me from the kitchen.
“Hey Hon what’s going on?” Mom asked.
“Um, not much I think I’m gonna hangout at John B’s for a while more.” I explained as I made my way towards my room.
I closed the door behind me before changing into a bathing suit and then throwing on a pair of shorts as I wasn’t sure where JJ was taking me. I had no idea why I needed a swimsuit but I figured maybe if I listened to JJ it would finally explain what was going on. Before I left my room I turned on my phone. I hadn’t used it in days since I had no way to charge it and I was trying to save the battery for anything important. This constituted being important. I dialed Kie’s number and listened to it ring before finally going to voicemail.
“Hey, where the hell are you guys? I’m with JJ at the Château, something is wrong. I don’t know what to do. Please get here soon.” I talked to her voicemail hoping she would hear it soon.
I tried Pope’s phone but got no response there either. After leaving a similar voicemail I figured I should head back over to where JJ was. I considered for a minute asking my Mom for help but then I thought it best not to. I wasn’t ready to explain everything that had gone down in the past few days and I wasn’t even sure how to.
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I crossed the lawn quickly to find JJ waiting in front of the Château for me. He still wore his dress shirt which I found an odd choice since he had ditched the rest of the suit for a pair of colourful swim trunks. In one hand he held tightly to the bottle of champagne he had opened earlier which was now almost empty.
“Finally.” He said, smiling as I walked over to him. “I wasn’t sure you were coming back.”
“Sorry. I couldn't find a bathing suit.” I lied, not wanting to tell him I had called our friends.
“That’s alright.” He said, his words were slow as he finished the last of the champagne before setting down the bottle. “Okay cover your eyes, I’ve got one more surprise for us.” He instructed before taking my hand.
With my eyes closed I couldn’t tell where we were headed but I knew it wasn’t far as we came to a stop after a short walk.
“Okay keep 'em covered.” JJ spoke hesitantly as he let go of my hand. I could hear the shuffling of fabric then a pause before I heard the sound of splashing water. “Alright you can look.”
As I opened my eyes it took me a moment to readjust to the bright lights that surrounded me. I stood with my mouth open in shock. That’s when my gaze lowered to where JJ sat in a huge hot tub a smile covered his face as if he was proud of all this.
“What the hell?” I muttered, still looking around the yard which was completely different. Had I not been so worried about JJ I could’ve appreciated how beautiful it was.
“I bought a hot tub.” He stated, grabbing a new bottle of champagne, I watched him open it, trying to figure out what to say.
“Yeah.” I muttered agreeing with his comment. “Why?”
“I figured we had earned it. You know the Pogues deserve a little luxury.” He explained. “Now you need to get in here, immediately.”
“Did you spend it all?” I asked, hesitantly moving closer to where the hot tub sat.
“Pretty much all of it, yeah. But, I mean, like, come on, look at this!” He exclaimed, waving his arms around. “Finest in jet-based massage therapy, that's what they told me.”
I wanted to scream at him and ask what the hell was going through his mind but I couldn’t form any response. I stood paralyzed watching him. I could feel tears forming, clouding my vision begging to be let out but I wouldn’t let them, I had cried too much today I didn’t want to again.
“Sweetheart, what?” He asked, noticing that I was barely holding it together. “Can't a man have a little luxury in life?”
“JJ, seriously?” I asked, finally finding my voice. “You could have paid for restitution!”
“Okay, well, you know what? I didn't do that!” He snapped, standing up and pointing a finger at me. As he stood I saw the huge bruises covering his torso. It all made sense and I realized that I shouldn’t have let him walk away. I shouldn’t have let him go home. “I got a hot tub! I got a hot tub for us. For my friends. You know what? No, you know what? Screw friends. I got a hot tub for my family!”
“JJ, what happened?” I asked, the tears finally falling down my cheeks. I didn’t need to ask though, I already knew.
“No, you stop being emotional. It's fine, okay? Sweetheart, I’m fine.” He tried to convince me but his voice cracked with every word he spoke, he started moving closer to where I stood. “Just get in!”
JJ held out his arm for me to take and I did. Kicking off my shoes before I climbed over the side, I stood beside him pulling him into a hug. I held him while I cried, I didn’t know what to say. How to make it better. And as I held him he began to break down as well, sobbing into my shoulder.
“I just couldn't do it.” He started to say between sobs. “I can't take him anymore! I was gonna kill him. I just wanna do the right thing.”
“I know.” I tried to tell him but I couldn’t speak very loudly as I choked on my words. “I know.”
We stood there for what felt like hours, I could hear voices speaking behind us before two people climbed up the steps and joined our hug. I could tell it was Kie and Pope as they muttered to us, trying to sooth JJ as he continued to sob.
After we all finally pulled away, Kie explained that they had arrived slightly after our conversation had begun. They had heard it all, they didn’t need an explanation. The rest of the night we all sat in silence. I never left JJ’s side, I held onto his hand like my life depended on it, as I tried to make sense of it all.
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pogueszn · 3 years
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waking jj up at like 3:30 in the morning crying cause you’re craving mrs heywards spicy fried chicken while you’re pregnant with sprout
and at 3:35 the heywards are woken up by a knock at the door and it’s jj in his pjs asking if they have any leftovers and heyward is so fuckin confused but mrs. heyward is already coming back with a plate by the time jj’s done with his sentence
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pogueszn · 3 years
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maybe you’re trying to cook dinner and jj had just coke home from work and he sees sprout waddle to you in the kitchen and he bends down like waiting for a hug and sprout puts herself in between you and the stove and you’re like “honey say hi to dada, and you’re gonna hurt yourself if you’re right here” and she makes grabby hands and is like “mama, no dada” and jj gets like deja by from how he was with his mom when his dad came home
this whole situation really fucks with him
he misses his baby. every time he tries to reach out she throws a fit and it absolutely shatters him. you spend a good few nights sitting up with him, rubbing his back and comforting him as he cries
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pogueszn · 3 years
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JJ taking Sprout the store and he sees her waving to someone behind him and it’s Luke
oh god
his heart just drops
he doesn’t look back at him except for that one time to see who sprout was waving at. not after he leaves, not after luke is following them out of the store, not when he calls him
the only thing on jj’s mind is getting his child in the car and getting the fuck out of there. once he gets sprout strapped into her car seat he tells him to back off and to stay away. he wants absolutely nothing to do with him and wants him nowhere near his baby
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pogueszn · 3 years
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Oh god, maybe a week or so after Sprouts birth you walk into JJ rocking her in her nursery, and you see him crying and you’re like “Honey what’s wrong?” and he’s hiccuping “I don’t know why he’d so that to me. I cannot imagine do that to such an innocent person, look at her could you imagine hurting her?”
see, okay, now i know how you guys feel when i come in and drop some angst with no warning
THIS
SHIT
HURTED
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pogueszn · 3 years
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The Heywards bringing you dinners for the first like month of Sprouts life and JJ has the nerve to ask “These are all locally grown vegetables?”
and they’re just so shocked lmao like this kid used to be a VACCUM he’d literally eat anything, he would eat expired food just to see if it tasted good enough to eat still and now he’s asking if the vegetables are locally grown?????
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pogueszn · 3 years
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Sprout being called sprout so much when she starts walking and getting into cabinets you’re like “Ophelia, Momma said no” she just stares at you
LMAO YES
she’s like “who tf is Ophelia?” and honestly doesn’t know that’s her name until she’s like 8
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pogueszn · 3 years
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Dad!JJ only trusting Pope with Sprout
YES ABSOLUTELY
THIS IS CANON I AM NOT ACCEPTING CRITICISM
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pogueszn · 3 years
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jj taking you out on a trip and you leave sprout with the Heywards and when you’re Facetiming her she’s like “Unca pope says hims takin me pishing wif unca jombee so i says not goin”
IM SORRY BUT JJ FINDS THIS HILARIOUS
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pogueszn · 3 years
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catching sprout napping in the rocking chair by baby boys crib
you both catch her there more often than not i stg she would sleep there everyday if you’d let her 🥺
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pogueszn · 3 years
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okay soooo sprout bringing home her first boyfriend at 15/16 to meet jj
john b is definitely there lmao — kie and pope are more like “okay, what did you guys expect? she’s sixteen,”
but john b and jj are just NOT having it and mug tf out of this kid the entire time and give him “the talk” and basically scare the shit out of him so you have to swoop in and save the poor kid 😂
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pogueszn · 3 years
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imagine jj coming to ur family’s christmas and you sneak away from all the kids to go smoke and just have a moment away for a second 🥺🥺 that’s what i’m doing rn i wish i had a cute boy with me lmfao
okay listen, jj totally gets you weed or like a new bong for christmas (if you smoke) 
it’s easy and he knows you’ll like it! figuring out presents stresses him out okay?
but once all the parent are preoccupied with entertaining the kiddos, you and jj sneak out the back door and are gone for a solid hour without anyone realizing lmao and the entire time jj is complaining about how cold he is and sneaking his cold ass hands underneath your shirt and wrapping you up in his jacket to steal your body heat 
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pogueszn · 3 years
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Your first Valentine’s with Sprout and JJ gets you guys a bouquet of roses and she’s in a cute little red outfit 🥺😣✋🏼
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pogueszn · 3 years
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JJ being on a video call from home, and Sprout is in her walker while you’re making breakfast or something and you hear a slam ans it’s Sprout slammed her walker on JJs door, and then you hear, “I apologize for that slamming my daughter clearly wants to join this lovely conversation about money”
sprout gets allowances but she never spends them and then one day she just pulls out a wad of cash from her little purse and you and jj are like “wtf????”
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