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gacougnol · 1 year

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Jim Turner

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textsfrompaperporcupine · 1 year

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#boomer #jim turner #nbc good girls #goodgirlsedit

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erstwhile-punk-guerito · 2 years

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#bewitched #nicole kidman #will ferrell #shirley maclaine #michael caine #jason schwartzman #kristin chenoweth #heather burns #jim turner #stephen colbert #david alan grier #steve carell #nora ephron #2005

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jimturnerchevrolet · 6 days

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#vehicle #car #truck #suv #maintenance #chevy #chevrolet #jim turner

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adamwatchesmovies · 9 months

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Bewitched (2005)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

During the Mid ‘00s, there was a brief trend of taking popular television series from the ‘60s and onwards and re-imagining/comedically interpreting them as films. Bewitched must be one of the worst examples. It’s unfunny, wastes the talents of its stars and squanders its potential.

After a series of box-office flops, Jack Wyatt (Will Ferrell) agrees to play the role of Darrin in a remake of the 1960s sitcom Bewitched. He insists on being the show's star, which means the producers must cast a nobody in the role of his witch wife, Samantha. Isabel Bigelow (Nicole Kidman), an actual witch, sees the role as an opportunity to step away from the world of sorcery she’s grown tired of but soon becomes displeased with her narcissistic co-star.

When in a leading role, Will Ferrell and his comedic style tends to be polarizing. Either audiences think he's a riot, or they can't stand him. In this case, neither camp will have any fun. It isn’t that he’s everdoing his schtick. Actually, the only laughs you get come when director Nora Ephron allows him to let loose. Even then, she lets him go on for too long half the time but he actually succeeds in generating chuckles, unlike the script Nora co-wrote with her sister, Delia Ephron. Steve Carell has a brief role and he’s annoying. Michael Caine as Isabel’s father is slightly amusing but nothing he does goes anywhere and the smiles you get when he's on-screen come from the actor’s charisma, not his lines. Isabel’s newfound friends (Kristin Chenoweth and Heather Burns) are useless, Jack’s sycophant producer Ritchie (Jason Schwarztman) is irritating. You don’t even get a funny talking puppet cat. If the movie had been funny, the gag where Isabel literally rewinds time would’ve been amusing. It isn’t, so all you can do is think about how stupid she must be for forgetting about this spell every other time.

I saved my complaints about the magic for now, because it’s what ultimately sinks the ship. Overall, the fact that Isabel can cast spells means NOTHING. While on TV, the production crew use special effects to make her “mother” Endora (Shirley MacLain) appear. Jack’s lack of charisma makes everyone hate him and love Isabel. She didn’t really have to audition for the role - she just gets the part because she can wiggle her nose. She doesn’t even want to use magic so she doesn’t except in a few scenes you could edit out or turn into fantasy/dream sequences. You could’ve made this movie as just two people on the set of a TV series but that would've forced Bewitched to ditch many of its favourite “gag”. See, Isabel was raised by witches and warlocks, so she has no idea what the Muggle world is like. In fact, she barely understands English. She’s so dumb she depends on her spellcasting to get through the day when she isn’t trapped in a standard, boring rom-com.

Bewitched throws enough darts toward its target to score a couple of hits. For viewers, they come at a steep price. On top of the poorly written and conceived story, the lousy direction, and the non-sensical or confusing aspects (I still can’t figure out if Carole Shelley’s character is Isabel’s real aunt coincidentally called Clara or a character from the show somehow brought to life), this is a romantic comedy that’s never the least bit romantic. Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman have charm as individuals but there are no sparks between them. Bewitched deserves to be burned at the stake. (October 26, 2020)

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staud · 4 months

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Seats 1 - 8 – The Boys in the Boat (2023)

#the boys in the boat #joe rantz #callum turner #don hume #jack mulhern #shorty hunt #jim mcmillin #chuck day #gordy adam #johnny white #roger morris #gif #tw flashing #um ya totally watched this for the plot

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seasidesandstarscapes · 1 month

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The JV announcement for @savvylittlecoxswain

(but also free use if anyone wants 'em)

#the boys in the boat #tbitb #joe rantz #callum turner #bobby moch #luke slattery #don hume #jack mulhern #joycs simdars #chuck day #roger morris #shorty hunt #jim mcmillin #gordy adam #johnny white #salix's sideblog escapades

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imagines--galore · 11 months

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||Masterlist||

Please read rules before sending requests.

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED FOR THE MOMENT.

(Always Uploading new Fics)

Avatar The Last Airbender

Pairing: Zuko x Orora

The Thread of Fate - Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten, Part Eleven, Part Twelve, Part Thirteen, Part Fourteen, Part Fifteen, Part Sixteen, Part Seventeen, Part Eighteen, Part Nineteen, Part Twenty, Part Twenty-One, Part Twenty-Two,

Pairing: Zuko x Reader

It Was Nothing

Theatrics

I’m Here Beside You

Big Hero 6

Pairing: Tadashi Hamada x Sakura Kamiya

Light 'em Up - Prologue, Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three,

Criminal Minds

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Evelyn Richardson

Mind Over Matter - Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten, Part Eleven, Part Twelve, Part Thirteen, Part Fourteen, Part Fifteen, Part Sixteen,

(Companion piece to Mind Over Matter)

A Slight Frustration

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader

Hold Me Closer

First Kiss

Don’t Go!

Crossover - Frozen x Rise of the Guardians

Pairing: Jack Frost x Elsa (Jelsa)

One Step Closer - Part One, Part Two (InProgress)

Digimon

Pairing: Taichi Yagami x Hidemi Senshi

The Next Adventure

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Pairing: Alphonse Elric x Willow Hawkeye(OC)

The Ties That Bind - Prologue, Part One,

Pairing: Edward Elric x Reader

Homecoming

The Language of Flowers

Pairing: Roy Mustang x Reader

I Will Always Choose You

Harry Potter

Pairing: Severus Snape x Reader

Reluctant Friendship

Justice League DC Universe

Pairing: Superman x Lucky Penny aka Clark Kent x Penelope Pennyworth

Lucky Break

Pairing: Superman aka Clark Kent x Reader

Part One - Convince Me, Part Two - I’m Convinced

Wedding Drama

Pairing: (Platonic) Superman aka Clark Kent x 12-year-old reader

A New Life

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Rachel

Kiss It Away

Stolen Kisses, Stolen Moments - Part One, Part Two

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Confessions

Last Night

Empowering

Distraction

Pairing: Dr. Stephen Strange x Clea

Love, A Kind of Magic - Part One, Part Two

Pairing: Dr. Stephen Strange x Reader

Bleeding Love

Perfection

A Surprising Twist

Sleep Deprived

What the Wife Says Goes

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Nothing But a Burden

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

A Pact Renewed

Because You’re Mine

Not a Waste of Space

Just Hold Me

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Never Leave Me

Pirates of the Caribbean

Pairing: Will Turner x Reader

My Heart Calls Your Name

Tavern Brawls

Rise of the Guardians

Pairing: Jack Frost x Evening Star aka The Blue Fairy

Two Spirits Meet - Wishing on a Snowflake I,

Sherlock (BBC)

Pairing: Sherlock x Reader

Serendipity

The Consulting Detective and the Serial Killer

His Love for Her

Your Hand in Mine

Drunken Comfort

Its All Been Arranged

An Unconventional Love Story (Victorian Era AU)

Star Trek(2009)

Pairing: Spock x Kealoha

The Roommate Experiment - Prologue, Part One

Pairing: Spock x Reader

The Little Green Monster

Chasing Away The Darkness

Here For You (InProgress)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Pairing: Leonardo x Amal

Heaven’s Light

A Comforting Embrace

The Amazing Spiderman

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

A Nonverbal Confession

Falling For Him

Heal Together

Drunk on Pheromones

Take All The Time You Need

Falling for the Enemy

The Chronicles of Narnia

Pairing: Peter Pevensie x Reader

An Unexpected Turn

We Face It Together

Pairing: Edmund Pevensie x Reader

The King and the Commoner

The Hobbit

Creepy Crawlies (No Pairing)

Pairing: Kili x Reader

You Are Safe

The Lord of the Rings

Pairing: Legolas x Annúneth

Love Happens(Coming Soon)

Pairing: Legolas x Reader

We Meet Again A Confession Years In The Making

My Prayer, My Light, My Fëa

A Little Introduction to Rock Music

A Promise

Written In The Stars

Treasure Planet

Pairing: Jim Hawkins x Reader

A Little Competition Goes a Long Way

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cillian-gets-me-wetter · 4 months

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izzy’s masterlist ✨🩰

hi, i’m izzy, i’m 22 years old, bisexual and a sagittarius! ♐️ i write and edit celebrities i like! edits i have made: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

all fics are tagged under izzy writes 💕

taglist form! 💞

important resources 🍉

characters and people i write for (open for requests):

outer banks

rafe cameron:

- never lose me (headcanons)

- a freak like me too (in the works)

joe burrow (lsu or nfl era):

- if u think i’m pretty

- milk and coffee

- say yes to heaven

christopher moltisanti (the sopranos)

johnny knoxville:

- steeeam (in the works)

lip gallagher (shameless u.s.):

- right side of my neck

dominic sessa

spencer reid (criminal minds)

conrad fisher (the summer i turned pretty):

- bad religion (in the works)

ethan landry (scream 6)

jim halpert (the office u.s.)

carmy berzatto (the bear):

- casual

- silver springs

coriolanus snow (the ballad of songbirds and snakes)

bradley “rooster” bradshaw (top gun: maverick)

jesse pinkman (breaking bad):

- dating the local dealer (mood board)

callum turner

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gacougnol · 1 year

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Jim Turner

Maple Leaves

#jim turner

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undergroundrockpress · 3 months

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Hawkwind Lives - Nik Turner at 1970 Isle of Wight Festival. Photo : Jim Marshall.

#rock photography #Jim Marshall #Hawkwind #Nik Turner #isle of wight festival #1970

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rybonucleic-ket · 1 year

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did a thing

#jim beam posts #south park #ry rambles #low quality #bebe stevens #heidi turner #stan marsh #wendy testaburger #token black #tolkien black #jimmy valmer #clyde donovan #kyle broflovski #craig tucker #tweek tweak #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #sp

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jimturnerchevrolet · 6 days

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#landmarks #history #mcgregor #texas #jim turner #travel #sightseeing

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mangaken · 10 months

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redraws from csm...

#nicktoons unite #jimmy timmy #jimmy neutron #timmy turner #nu awakening #myart #rip jims balls

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nathalieskinoblog · 7 months

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Emma 1972 - 2020

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kcsplace · 1 month

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Joe: Bobby, don't you dare hurt Don Bobby: *Laughs* I won't Shorty: Don't laugh. He means it Bobby: Ok, I-I won't Gordy: Seriously, don't hurt him Bobby: Ok- I'm not planning on hurting him Jim: You better not be Bobby: I'm not! Roger: Hey. Bobby? You best watch yourself. Bobby: Why would any of you think I would hurt Don? You're all my friends too Joe: ...Meh

#coxstroke #the boys in the boat #tbitb #don x bobby #bobby x don #don/bobby #bobby/don #joe rantz #jim mcmillin #gordy adam #roger morris #callum turner #luke slattery #jack mulhern

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