misty is really fun when you don’t have a miserable bitch in your ear talking about how she’s insane

This crusty mug (Montreal)

Hear me out. Steve letting you ride his chest and you’re so needy you stick to one side to focus on and you desperately fuck against his pec (left or right, idc, whatever works), and you drag your hips down rough enough to get yourself easing closer and closer and you accidentally brush your clit against his nipple, causing him to cry out and it goes straight to his cock so he begs for you to do it again and it opens a whole new world of satisfaction for you both. Goodnight 😩😵‍💫

i’m listening 🤨

fuck yeah okay so your clit catches against his nipple and you both moan out so fucking loud and his cock twitches at the sensation of his nipple rubbing up against your clit and you sorta slow your hips as your eyes shoot open cause you’re not entirely sure what’s just happened, too lost in how good you’re making yourself feel grinding on his chest and he grabs your hips and blinks up at you like ‘fuck, can you— can you do that again?’ so you do and he’s arching his back and fucking his cock up into thin air as he reaches around to squeeze his tip and start tugging on the length and he’s just like ‘oh my god, oh my fucking god, jesus christ’ LORDDDD

Drowning migrant children with barbed wire

you know what still grinds my gears 40 years later is that someone had to make the decision to sew red fucking thread around that buttonhole

Hellraiser - 1987 - Dir. Clive Barker

The new still of eddie walking buck like he's on a leash (firehose) lmao you win again

it’s not even six am and this notif made me sit up so fast something cricked in my neck and then scroll so violently through 911bts my thumb is burning . thank u SO much for bringing this into my life im hysterical. walkies!!!

imagine thinking the dsm was a neutral beneficial text intended to help the neurodivergent……

I am once again waking up as myself.

My hair isn’t long. I’m not Japanese. I don’t eat curses. I don’t moan my bestie’s name. I don’t fight old men. I’m not a scammer. I don’t top Gojo Satoru.

I once again wake up as myself instead of Geto Suguru😞

Hellraiser, I'll put a spell on you

Howard Finster’s Paradise Gardens

My entire day has been spent answering emails and I'm not even done yet 😭

pep made jesus cry? where are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn when you fucking need them

Hellraiser - 1987 - Dir. Clive Barker