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jemtoria
#jemtoria#jemima#victoria#my art#i should have been studying but noo worth it#im really happy with their tails : ) usually my tails feel so awkward but these look goos#good#also happy with victoria's fluuf#fluff#jesus my spelling#some would say she's too pink but like. she's perfectly pink to me and that's all that matters
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she's trying her best...on the wrong account
#oh my god if Artemy is a metaphor for jesus then is Aglaya just a very dedicated catholic fan?#your honour it was not heresy to find love in a stranger amidst the plague outbreak I was sent to solve#if you'd kindly move your attention to this printed paper I have here of his top 3 kins in this list#then you'd notice at third place just under apple dash that the holy son's name is written in clear bold letters#therefore Artemy Burakh is a jesus kinnie and as a devoted inquisitor of the church it was my duty to clap his che-#need to invent a ship name#aglaya first ofc bc she tops so#Lilurakh#lilchakh#so many possibilities#Artlilich#that one is good it rolls off the tongue#Artlaya#layart#Aglemy#I'm just making up new words at this point hopefully I don't end up spelling someone's made up oc name by accident#Artlilich is my fav tho#artemy x aglaya#aglaya x artemy#artemy burakh#aglaya lilich#♡otherfandoms#♡pathologic#pathologic 2#pathologic classic hd#pathologic#memes#lilakh
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the thing abt astarion and baldurs gate 3 is that while i do like astarion, hes an interesting character with some cool plots, im fairly neutral on him compared to most of the cast. but. he rolls over a 30 nine times out of ten when lockpicking and disarming traps. which suits my playstyle so well.
when i started playing the game i first tried to regularly swap out characters (habits kept from rpgs where characters not in the party dont level up/dont level up as fast) but i realized pretty fast that the flouncy traumaguy is actually so useful. hes really reliable in battle and he destroys traps and locks with so much ease i just Cant leave him at camp. he disapproves of 95% of what i do bc im trying to smooch karlach this run, but im spending all my gold to put him in schmancy little outfits that keep him from getting one-shotted.
hes my little purse dog. if a purse dog had a gun and a set of lockpicks. sure im allergic to dogs and this dog hates me whenever i open my mouth, but look at him, look at how cute the gun is in his little paws when he snipes mind flayers.
#if party makeup for battles didnt matter id have my tav jaheira halsin and karlack. unfortunately that would#be three druids and a barbarian. i like the well roundedness of a druid but jesus christ we would all die#im playing a fucking rogue next time.#I NEED TO BE CLEAR THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE HATING ON THE VAMPIRE. I LIKE THE VAMPIRE#but i literally cannot use wyll bc i hate the way warlocks play and its killing me. i love wyll. i wish i could take u with me buddy#but astarion just picked a dc 30 safe with no rerolls man and you have two spells lots#m text#*KARLACH. SORRY SWEETIE IM ON MOBILE AND I CANT FIX TAGS IM SO SORRY I MISSPELLED YOUR NAME
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the first sign that oisin was evil should've been the fact that oisin is a conjuration wizard
#my textposts#“necromancy is evil” “abjuration is evil”#if you want the mind prison spells go into fucking conjuration jesus CHRIST#oisin hakinvar#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#all the harmless spells are “make a house!” and the harming ones are “send them to an endless realm that they may never escape from.”
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that's alright mama
summary: after seeing you with jupiter and a pregnancy scare austin finds that he really really wants to get you pregnant.
pairing: austin butler x fem reader
rating: m
word count: 1298
warnings: breeding kink! unprotected p in v sex. cream pie. austin's filthy mouth. implications of lactation kink. pregnancy kink? technically? it kind of goes with the breeding kink. minor daddy kink implication? he calls himself baby daddy. tiny bit of come play. it's filth.
author's note: welcome to day 9 of kinktober breeding kink with austin butler. so let me tell y'all this right now. this is filthy because breeding kink can inherently be a very dirty kink but also because it's one of my secret kinks. like y'all don't even know. hope y'all enjoy and be on the lookout tomorrow for ( ideally ) mutual masturbation with olivia dejonge and the austin mermaid au.
"What's gotten into you?" You can't help but ask as Austin's behind you, his lips placing increasingly messy kisses against you neck as you attempt to open the front door of your house.
The only answer you get back is a growl as Austin grinds into you, trying to get some friction for his cock. Anything for him to be momentarily distracted from the desire he has to rip your clothes off before you're even in the house.
Austin rarely gets like this and more often than not he's usually a bit tipsy when it happens. So this is completely out of the ordinary. It's so out of the ordinary that when you finally get the key to work and the door to open, you can't help but turn around with a concerned frown. "Seriously, Aust-"
He cuts you off with a kiss. A kiss that's a clash of teeth and tongues. A kiss that forces the air from your lungs and has your mind blanking, forgetting every question you have about why he's acting this way. He walks the two of you back, his foot- you think- kicking the door shut before he has you against the wall. You groan at the sensation of your back hitting the wall and it finally makes you pull away just enough to take a deep breath.
"Austin, what are doing?" You finally are able to ask breathlessly, your chest heaving as you use your hands and arms to force him to not immediately go back to kissing you.
"You." Your eyebrows shoot up and Austin shakes his head as if that's going to clear his thoughts or make them form a coherent sentence. "I need- You looked so perfect with Jupiter. And two months ago, when you were late- God, babe, I thought about it. I thought about you full of me. I thought of you being pregnant. I- I didn't realize I wanted it till then. But I do."
"Oh." It's the the only word that's in your brain at the confession. It's the only word that describes the feeling of pure desire that shoots down your spine at the image Austin's words painted. Your body leans forward a little into him, almost like you're gonna pass out before you whimper a little. "Tell me more. Tell me what you want."
He honestly growls before picking you up, his hands moving to unbutton your pants and pull them down as your hands unbuckle his belt and undo his pants. Your legs move around his waist as you use your feet to force his pants down. You're surprised it works but you're not questioning it, instead focusing on how Austin's kissing at your neck and mumbling until you feel his cock slide into you.
"You'd look so fucking gorgeous, all swollen with my baby. Everyone would know you're mine, know that I did that to you." He thrusts, pushing you against the wall, shaking the pictures hanging near you. His head moves to your breasts, kissing them before nipping off and on in between words. "These are already so sensitive, I practically can get you off when I play with your nipples but they'd swell up with milk for our baby. Be rock hard, you'd probably have to have me suck them for you. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Like feeding your baby daddy?"
The noise that leaves you at his words is practically inhuman, a mix of a keen and a groan and a growl all in one and Austin can't help but laugh sinisterly. "You would. You want me to fill you up, don't you? You want to be full of my cum? Full of my baby? You want to be all swollen like that? Want everyone to know that I loved you so much to give you a baby?"
Normal you, normal not being fucked into oblivion you, normal you who is not having Austin thrust so deep and so hard that you swear he really is trying to fuck a baby into you would like to argue that love is not necessary for a baby. The present you has her cunt clenching around Austin's cock at his words, an orgasm barreling through you without him even touching your clit. The present you is gasping for air and murmuring nonsense into Austin's hair as he manages to get one of your nipples into his mouth. He sucks in a way that he never has before, almost like he's trying to make milk appear.
"Aus, I can't, they're sensitive, don't make me-" You're babbling, trying to get your brain to focus, to settle on a thought, but he keeps sucking and fucking you that your brain is only settling feeling how his cock is stretching you, how deep it feels like it's in you and how you can hear a picture crashing to the ground with how forcefully Austin is thrusting into you.
"Come again? Oh no, oh no babe, you're going to. You're going to come again and I'm going to come. I'm going to fill you up with my come over and over tonight until I know you're not leaving our bed without my baby growing inside of you. Until I know that in a few months you'll have a bump where our baby is growing. A bump I can rub and touch and that's just gonna get bigger. Until I know that the next time I suck these tits of yours? You're gonna give daddy his milk."
That does it, that has you gripping at his back, clawing at his back trying to settle yourself, trying to regain some control of your mind because the image he paints is one you really hadn't thought of but one that is making you want to cry out in pleasure. You do your best to grind against Austin's cock from your position and your legs grip him tighter, forcing him deeper inside and causing him to hiss and curse lightly. Everything is so overwhelming that you barely notice Austin's hand slipping between the two of you until you're clenching around him- not quite coming but you can feel his fingers right near your clit and you force yourself to utter something resembling words.
"Give me your come, Austin. Please, give me your baby." Your voice is soft but so commanding that you feel Austin violently shudder against you before you feel a burst of warmth inside of you as he continues to play with your clit and you feel yourself following Austin's release with a choked off sigh.
The two of you stay there, both of your chests heaving as you catch your bearings. Austin's hands are shaking a little and so you kick your legs against his back your universal cue to tell him to let you down and he obliges. The whine that leaves you when his cock slips out, when you can feel his come dripping out is so needy that you feel more than a bit embarrassed. Austin looks at you and seems to sense that and rather than reassure you, he lets himself move down to your thighs and play with the dripping come before forcing it back up inside of you. He can't catch it all but damn if he was going to waste too much of it. Your cunt twitches at the attention and he can't help but bite his lip.
"So-" He starts, his eyes not even bothering to leave your cunt.
"Bath, Butler." You say in lieu of anything else and with your voice shaking. "Then we'll talk."
He gulps and finally looks up at you. "About?"
Your lips quirk into a smile as you put your hand under his chin. "About you actually making that a reality, daddy."
#austin butler#austin butler x reader#austin butler x y/n#austin butler smut#i need jesus.#truly.#i need jesus after this.#not me trying to take everything from damn near any breeding kink fic i've ever read.#y'all should be thankful i didn't go abo or werewolf with this. because trust me ya girl almost did.#ally's kinktober 2022#kinktober 2022#also fun fact i only spell come the way i do because of my old fandom days when i was told not to spell it as cum.#no one is reading these tags but i am trying to come to terms with what i wrote okay.#ally writes#austin butler x you#this is why i'm real thankful that there's probably not going to be any smut in the mermaid au.#i need a minute after this.
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idfk just look at the babygirls :)
#NOOO I FORGOT THE BALD SHINE :(#it's funky to me :)) idk :))#someone said saying XD is cringe so I drew Mikey saying it because IT'S FUN AND SILLY AND YOUR JUST A MEANIE >:(((#drew these while listening to some guy talk about crime? I think mostly..ALSO MY DUDE WENDIGOON; LOVE THAT GUY#bby gurl has her first encounter (jesus that was hard to spell) with transfem voice training?#ig? uhm I first found out of it from One Topic covering a Trans subreddit...I don't remember which-- uh#I have school in like 3-ish hours :) fuckingkillmegoddamnitfuckshirbitchUGGHHIWANNAKMS/SOBBING/MYPARENTSSAYohitsnotthatbadBUTITIS:(((((#hahah now back my regularly silly little guy persona xPP!!#OMFG WHY DID N O O N E TELL ME '03 IS SO FUN AND GREAT AND AAAA (how can I do the shakey stim hands through text—)ANYWAY IT SO FUN ILOVE#oh! OH! UHMM so my mom apparently got me a trisaratops plush for Valentines:)) but I didn't get it till a few days ago because I just went#over a few days ago :p my sister got a bear it kind of looks like a Care Bear yaknow??#I should....add real tags....#uhm ok#2012 tmnt#2k12 tmnt#mikey 2012#michelangelo 2012#leo 2012#leonardo 2012#transfem leo#<-wait does that always have to be tagged? well..I guess for the people who have it blocked yeah :^ I'll leave it:)#my friend....just that thats it just her#idk I was gonna say something but then forgor :((((#okay so I've only seen 8 ep of s1 in 03 and ive seen 12 and rise so I'm gonna put my fav from each so far :))#uhm okay 03: Raph; Mikey; Donnie; Leo. 12: Mikey; Leo; Donnie; Raph. Rise: I have rewatch it :( but from how brain going rn#Lee;Dee;Mike;Raph :)))#or Dee;Lee;Raph;Mike...OR—#okay i'll stop now#OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST LOOKED AT HOW MANY TAGS I ADDED AND JESUS FUCK HOLY SHIT#if you read all of these...I...Ijust...damn..thank you for listening to my stupid thoughts <3
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Haven't posted in a while, hey👋
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Oh my god I just had the WILDEST 48 hours of my god damn life I am reeling jesus CHRIST
#but anyway imagine bad mental health day#stressful uni email#plus nearly burning the god damn house down#and then my dads flight gets cancelled#spent an HOUR on the phone trying to reschedule it#had to spell my name in marine alphabet WITHOUT KNOWING IT#i said c for CAKE#jesus christ#its all sorted now#but oh my god#i need to sleep for 48 hours#rambles
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the fact that the symptoms of anxiety exhaustion and overstimulation are the same ones for getting sick as well was suuuch a funny little joke on god(hypothetical)'s part... just so entertaining I love to constantly be kept guessing
#I'm not joking if i had a wfm office job 99% of my problems would be fixed#but i'm literally too fucked in the brain to get there. endless loop of being totally fucked#not in the fun way either#*work from home. jesus#cannot spell
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Day 22 - WHIMSICAL
“And if there’s two things I know, it’s that the sky looked white and the water like wine when I first met you.” — LAPIS LAZULI - The Oh Hellos
#forever mad that this line isn’t as romantic as my delusional ass has made it out to be#‘Greeks didn’t have a word for blue’ like dude wine is RED theyre delusional too#I think like ‘Jesus turned water to wine’ and that was cool and a miracle#or whatever#WHATEVER ITS MY LYRIC NOW#inktober#inktober 2023#blushtober#blushtober 2023#day 22#whimsical#I spelled it as whimsycal earlier and it SHOULD have a y#furry#furry sfw#furry artist#feral#unicorn#medieval#fantasy#illustration#artists on tumblr#digital art#arty arts
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fucked up the singular april fool's day prank i tried to play
#ignore me#i'd copied the link from the og post without realizing it had a caption bc the rb i saw didnt have it#pasted it and sent without checking and then lay my head down on the desk and wheezed#IT'S NOT LIKE I THOUGHT ANYONE WAS EXPECTING IT NOT TO BE A GOTCHA BUT.#JESUS. SPELLED OUT RIGHT THERE AND EVERYTHING.#THE APRIL FOOL WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!!
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oop ALREADY seeing cold takes that are just "i thought the finale was good so if you didnt you are clearly just watching the show wrong and you missed the point of everything ever" like ok can we just accept that the world is more nuanced than that and doesnt always revolve around ur thoughts and opinions
#fionna and cake#literally these two episodes are FINE i dont hate them or dislike them even#nobody is wrong at all for liking them and if you like the finale thats so cool#its mostly just pacing issues and some writing decisions that made the pacing issues a bit worse#but i dont think these episodes are badly written#i just feel like. something weird happened here#the eps feel very different from the others#and whether thats good or bad. well thats up to you#but dont go 'actually you just enjoy the show wrong' if somebody disagrees#thats not smart#jesus christ i cant stress enough i have no overt negative feelings on the eps#im just very underwhelmed#anyways cant wait for my very mixed up thoughts abt this ending to be boiled down to#'idiot is mad that the show didnt spel out every single thing in detail for him'#cuz nah thats not what im looking for when it comes to AT#honestly it kinda felt like things were.#being spelled out... Too much ? for me?#i guess thats the side effect of#a childrens story simplifying the main conflict down to smth digestable#for the main character to read#and then go#'oh. Yeah'#like i see whats there. i really do. i like whats there#i just dont find the execution or pacing very jazzy
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i don't talk about alucard castlevania very often because the last season of castlevania was so bad to me that i just don't engage with the show anymore like that but make no mistake. i have many thoughts and opinions on that man.
#first of which is they should have treated him better 😭#like not out of a 'oh he's my favorite character he deserves everything' standpoint#he is and he does. but also What Was The Point Of All That 😭 like jesus christ!!!!!#castlevania writer voice what if we made him sit alone in his empty desecrated childhood home where he just killed his father#and then gave him some company. and then had that company gain his trust and sleep with him and then try to kill him During sex#and then he went insane! and killed a lot of people!#and then we fixed him by giving him a girlfriend :D#shut UP BRO SHUT UP#if you're gonna do all that. at least let him continue to be gay#not in a 'i don't believe he's bisexual' way but going 'yeah he has gay sex!' and then making the gay sex encounter end in gruesome murder#doesn't uh. doesn't really spell gay rights. can he have sex with a man in a way that ends with him not horribly traumatized#i don't like his relationship dynamic with that woman in the last season either but that's for different reasons.#i feel like he got steamrollered by her y'know :/ malewifed etc. etc. :/#she was a fine character i just didn't like the two of them together#or how it was framed as like. y'know. alucard just needed to get bossed around. that'll give him purpose again.#hey what if. if he was gonna kiss someone about it. he did that with the people that he bonded with and trusts and knows.#just a thought. ANYWAY#valentine notes
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If you live in Austrilia why do you keep posting about USA politics? You don’t live here.
First of all its spelled Australia. I know we don't pronounce half the syllables but come on.
Second of all, LOL.
The fact that you've sent through this ask says so much. If you think you live in a bubble where US politics doesn't affect the rest of the world, you're dead wrong.
See the United States has something that we don't. It's called the US Dollar. It's the most commonly held currency in the world, and most international trade is conducted in it. Australia has a stockpile of it, pretty much all the countries in the world do, because it's how we do business. We hold a bunch of it so that we can do international business with y'all and with most other countries. We have a foreign exchange reserve of about 35 US Billion.
That might not mean a whole lot to you, because you think that American decisions only affect Americans.
DING DONG YOUR OPINION IS WRONG
When America makes dumb decisions like electing an orange shit flinging megalomaniac, the rest of the world loses confidence in the American dollar and gets all nervous and shit. And because we are close friends and trading partners, Australia's economy suffers as a result.
America's political climate also strongly influences our own. We generally follow whatever you guys do. You elect a psychopath, we elect a psychopath. You close your borders, we tighten ours.
You go to war, we follow you in. We're fucking allies. Australia's one of your most loyal friends. We've got American military bases on Australian soil. Look up Pine Gap. It's a fucking CIA/NSA base in the middle of our goddamn country.
You and me baby, we're best mates whether you like it or not.
And, like a good best mate,
I'M GONNA FUCKING SAY SOMETHING WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING FUCKING STUPID
SUCH AS ELECTING DONALD FUCKING TRUMP BACK INTO FUCKING OFFICE
#australia#jesus christ spell my country right PLEASE#it is not that hard#this is an enormous oversimplification i'm not an expert i just dont wanna see y'all literally die#at the hands of your own brothers and cousins#come on its still thanksgiving go hang out dont send me shit like this
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Queso
huh
#daily stuff i guess#my migrane is not letting me comclrehend anything#includidng spelling apasrebtly#jesus fuck
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Did I just “read” 3 chapters in Spanish despite not understanding more than like 5 words in total of the language?
Yes. Yes I did. Someone accidentally uploaded the Spanish version but I’m not patient enough to just… not read the new chapters, okay, let this be a lesson for me
…to seriously consider taking up Spanish and korean at this point seeing as I’m too impatient to wait but too dumb to understand all of it
#in my defense I actually got the gist of it thanks to the art obvi#but Jesus. I recognize a lot of words but I don’t know what they mean???#I’ve never been taught any Spanish okay#I’m limited to hola and the whole mi nombre and I’m pretty sure I didn’t spell that right#misha rants
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