you can look, but you will not find a STRONGER, FASTER-ACTING, or PINCHIER sea elf; that's the Joe Crabshack guarantee!
46 notes
·
View notes
Ah, yes, hello, perfectly normal human mortal Sam, who's just here to spice up the party. Because that is definitely what you are, mortal that is, and human. I have no reason to doubt you.
So, I just take these bottles of wine to a daedric summoning circle, and they will trap a daedra inside, right.... and then they will be forced to play music on the festival after it... right, right. Normal stuff, most humans got those types of wine bottles, sure.
You ain't slick with that alias, Sanguine.
7 notes
·
View notes
ESO really said, "we're gonna make you all clowns" and we all collectively said "hell yeah"
7 notes
·
View notes
Latest art piece! Very rough sketch of a silly idea I had for a mount that ZOS should add to ESO for the next Jester's Festival...
1 note
·
View note
It's that rare time when two events occur on the same day for The Elder Scrolls Online! Don't forget to do a daily Jester Festival quest for 3 Event tickets before this event ends at 1500 hrs BST. Immediately after, the Jubilee Anniversary Event starts at 1500 hrs BST! You'll earn 3 Event tickets by simply using the 2024 Jubilee Cake! That's up to 6 tickets today!
What a great way to have your cake and eat it!😊🎂🍰💜💖
1 note
·
View note
Nothing better than dancing at a RenFaire with a stranger cosplayed as Jester while dressed as Percy.
God, I love the critter fandom. Y’all are some of the best people <33.
38 notes
·
View notes
every year my ren faire fit slays a little harder
hat made by me, inspired by a pattern by Alexandria Masse :)
8 notes
·
View notes
impersonating? don't you recognize your perfectly adorable high lady of elven grace?
107 notes
·
View notes
Spending my Christmas sick in bed
Hope y’all’s holidays are much better than mine XD
68 notes
·
View notes
Wooow a new jester hat from the jester hat guy 🤡 buy it here
108 notes
·
View notes