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Come watch Hogan's Heroes, we have...
• Short king firecracker chef & self-proclaimed uncle of dogs
• Sweet goofy neurodivergent cinnamon roll who does the science & has the highest kill count in the show
• Fearless leader who definitely has favorite children & could probably convince you a brick was made of solid gold
• Lovably sleazy James Bond reject card shark who charms his way into your heart & your safe
• The quiet, capable sane one who holds everything together & has occasional bouts of sass
• Guy acting friendly & refined in an unfriendly unrefined business who wonders why he loses street cred daily
• Guy who can't always be bothered, but can always be bribed with food & we don't talk about how lowkey relatable that is enough
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benevolenterrancy · 4 months
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@pazithigallifreya a fine lookin' fellow!
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nessaadraws · 2 months
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It wouldn’t be a hyperfixation without a daemon / His dark Materials AU, right? Part 1/2
Hogan - fox
Klink - barn owl
LeBeau - hen
Kinch - jackrabbit
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deer----teeth · 1 month
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Quick sketch of Kinchloe
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beej-machinations · 11 months
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🌹 and a short king 🌹
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spacemanxpaninis · 2 months
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I’ve thought about this a lot & sometime over the years here made this post, but it was on a blog that got deleted so I’m doing it again! I always think about what D&D class the Stalag 13 crew would play as & maybe someday will write a full fic of them playing but for now here we go!
The Hogan’s Heroes Cast’s DnD Characters
Hogan- Human fighter, no need to worry about all that fancy stuff. Almost went paladin but he’s not out for the glory or exactly in the market to become the party tank. Still pulls risky moves to save the others, though.
Newkirk- Elf rogue one hundred percent. He considers being a bard but just goes with a rogue really good at disguises so he can break into places for the party instead of having to worry about giving inspiration at the right time.
Carter- Knows more than anything he wants to be a wizard to be able to cast fireball, but isn’t sure what race he wants to be until he learns he can also be a literal fire genasi. Somebody stop him. Except don’t actually, his character usually ends up doing the most damage. Boom!
Kinch- Goes for artificer and the others end up envying his armor and subsequently amazing AC. Plays a gnome and has fun doing a voice for his character. He and Carter are the only ones that take the roleplay that seriously unless an attractive NPC comes along. His character should be the tank but all the others always rush in first so it’s more like cleaning up their mess.
Lebeau- The others insist he play a halfling and after chewing them out he goes elf instead just to prove a point. Goes for cleric so they’ll have some healing, duh! His character acts like the others are unrefined, but occasionally turns around and goes absolutely feral in battle.
Klink- Thinks his character is going to be the smooth one like Newkirk isn’t sitting right there. Makes a Tiefling Rogue based on the ‘handsome devil’ concept but doesn’t build/play him that stealthy, trying for a more swashbuckling approach. It doesn’t usually work.
Schultz- Has no idea what he’s doing, accidentally creates the party cinnamon roll everyone wants to protect because he’s the nicest to the NPCs out of fear. Thinks being a wizard sounds fun so his character is a little halfling in the classic pointy, starred wizard hat. Halfling because he’s tired of the size jokes, thank you very much!
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i-see-nothing · 1 year
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Saw someone do this with Hogan, but I just had to do it for the rest of the Heroes, too lol
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incorrect-stalag-13 · 9 months
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Carter: I have a plan.
Kinch: I’m already terrified.
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badassbiburgerbob · 1 year
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I had an idea
Based on this
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hogans-heroes · 1 year
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In honor of Valentine’s Day, my favorite ship from Hogan’s Heroes! Hogan/Kinch is where it’s at 💕
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corporal-p-newkirk · 1 year
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Have some Hogan's heroes gifs ❤️‍🩹
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Day 30 (Day 14 prompt, but I thought it was a good one to end the month on): Hogan’s Heroes AU
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If you can’t tell, I went with an Animal AU, mostly because I really couldn’t think of anything else that fit well. I tried to match the animals with their personalities, and Carter’s with his Native American name. It was so much fun to draw, and I enjoyed this challenge a lot! I might end up doing the rest of them, but this is where I’m ending for now.
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benevolenterrancy · 8 months
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@frau-wilhelm-klink suggested a pile of sleeping heroes + schultz a while back, and i've finally cycled back to it!
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nessaadraws · 8 months
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Them ✨
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I love how the Hogan’s Heroes fandom just can’t decide who the poor little meow meow is. I’m pretty sure by popular demand it’s Newkirk, but Hogan, Lebeau, and Carter aren’t far behind I think it hurts everybody a bit too much to write anything bad happening to Kinch cause he’s literally perfect
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beej-machinations · 21 days
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PBA Canon Character Fic Nominees
To help you choose your fave PBA '24 Best Portrayal of a Canon Character Fics, grouped by name!
I've written my own summaries, centred around the nominated character and which of their traits the story explored.
Voting Round ends April 21st (vote here x)
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Card Games, Vampires, and a Very Late Letter by TheSailingRabbit Kinch enters the service while hiding a chronic illness; much later, Hogan has finally thought up a way to help him (It's very UnOrthodox). Kinch & Hogan friendship 👍👍🥲
Kinch in Mama Bear by PicassoPenguin 4+1 story of the times Kinch took care of the other bears. what's not to love? Kinch uses his skills in observation and subtlety to watch out for the crew in both direct and indirect ways.
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Carter in A Brother's Bond by PicassoPenguin After the war, Little Deer misses his brothers from Barracks 14. He tells Brown Rabbit about them, how much he admires them, and about the first days when he joined the heroes ( !!! )
Carter in Exit, Pursued By A Bear by pronker Carter has questions. The extent to which the gang humors or suffers him is a delicate balance. I think the author captured his voice well :)
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Hogan in Decoration Day by Abracadebra Hogan mourns, then honors, the men that have died under his command. He has to lie to Klink to do so, but that's only natural.
Hogan in Sergeant 'Don't You Sass Me, Hogan' Wilson by whatisthismandoinghere Doctors may make the worst patients, but Colonels come in at a close second.
LeBeau Hogan in Well and Truly Got by Cardinal Rose - (Hogan story, i think this was mislabelled in the poll) Hogan's luck runs out. He tries anyway, but the consequences are unavoidable.
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Klink in Klink's Brother by Sam Worth Klink talks a little about his family, both real and imagined. Well captured voice and mannerisms
Klink in Yoga Session by Deepbluethinking Klink discovers that kowtowing to Burkhalter leads to kowtowing in a more literal way, to the dismay of his hamstrings.
Klink in Ashes by LightShiner14 Atypically, Klink goes to church. Childhood memories rise unbidden; and Klink reflects on the irony of attending church in the bloodied present day. There's also a question pressing at him: what does he find within himself? Does he dare examine it?
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LeBeau in Operation Mother Hen by Tuttle4077 Lebeau is sick. He's miserable, prideful, and Not Happy with the fuss everyone is making - to the point of driving everyone crazy: until they recruit the best nurse (very cute)
LeBeau in Spring Flowers by Tuttle4077 a poetically evocative piece on how Lebeau witnesses the changes to his beloved Rhineland. For better, for worse, for better, for worse. for better? (the imagery is vivid, and Lebeau's love really shines through)
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Uneasy Company by dust on the wind Stuck between a rock, a hard place, a Hochstetter, and more troubles on the way, Newkirk is stranded without any backup. We get to see how he thinks and performs under pressure when the crew isn't there. When he needs to use his lockpicking skills, how can he explain them to the paranoid Hochstetter?
Drop Bears by dust on the wind Newkirk makes a bet with an Australian POW, and ends up taking a different gamble and performing some last-minute acrobatics.
A Deserved Gift by Cardinal Rose Newkirk dreams up the perfect plot for springtime. Most of the crew beg off taking part, because its an unnecessary risk, but regardless the victory is sweet and enjoyed by all. (in wartime, even Petty Revenge requires Pro Revenge tactics)
Cracking the Vault by Sierra Sutherwind Reminded of his younger days, Newkirk gives himself an inconveniently timed challenge - much to the dismay of Hogan and Schultz. They support him, but tbh they had their hands tied, what else could they do? (bonus: Schultz and the OCs in this fic go through some interesting developments, but they arent the focus in this category)
Once Is Enough by Abracadebra Newkirk is recruited as the reluctant accomplice in Marya's latest wild scheme. He shows off his skills at bluffing, snarking, and griping >:) i like how the more stressed he gets the funnier he gets haha
Autumn Winds by Fear-Of-The-Cold Newkirk's attitude toward human connection over the years, as it is influenced by his family and the world. we get to see a pre-Heroes POW Newkirk
The Assassin by lonewolfette9846 Newkirk is given the most important job in the war. And he has to do it alone. He does his best to keep his cover, and in the little time he has strategises his next moves. A very tense story - and that tension takes its toll on Newkirk. I like how methodical and tactical Newkirk comes across in this, despite the mission not being remotely in his experience.
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