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kakairuprobably · 6 months
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[kakairu after a fight]
Kakashi : what's for lunch?
Iruka : food
Kakashi : no, i mean, what are we having?
Iruka : an unwanted conversation
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Kakashi : *drunk* Iruka is such a cutie I love him so much
Kakashi : I wanna protect him forever
Kakashi : Don't tell Iruka, okay?
Iruka : ehm…
Kakashi : PROMISE ME YOU WON’T TELL IRUKA THAT I LOVE HIM!!
Iruka : okay okay I promise
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Kakashi : what? I don't like Iruka . I don't even like guys
Iruka [entering the room] : Kakashi-
Kakashi : yes honey?
Kakashi : I meant homie
Kakashi : shit
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Kakashi : i think we should adopt another kid
Iruka : no
Kakashi : why?
Iruka : we already have naruto, and also because by 'kid" you mean 'dog" and we already have 8 of them
Kakashi : actually *unzips iacket* 9
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Judge: is it true Naruto, that you hit Kakashi with rasengan?
Naruto : yes.
Judge: according to a witness, it was because “he was flirting with Iruka sensei” ?
Naruto : yes.
Judge: and you did it multiple times?
Naruto [leaning into the mic]: Hell Yes.
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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[Kakairu with naruto as their child, probably]
Naruto : Jiraiya told me that BDSM stands for Boys Don't Sound Mean and I understand that.
Kakashi : Well...
Iruka : Don't you dare.
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Iruka : look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth
Kakashi : no man can look at you and be straight
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Kakashi : I love you.
Iruka : I love me too.
Kakashi : No, I meant-
Iruka : I know what you meant. But your opinion doesn't matter.
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Kakashi : In case you don’t know, I’m gay
Iruka : that I didn’t know, i just thought you were being a pervert
Kakashi : How does me checking out your ass makes me a pervert?
Iruka :
Kakashi : never mind, I heard it
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Iruka : I love Kakashi and Naruto equally.
Asuma : someone set your house on fire
Iruka : OMG IS NARUTO OKAY?
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Iruka : I love Kakashi and Naruto equally.
Asuma : someone set your house on fire
Iruka : OMG IS NARUTO OKAY?
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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🙌🙌🙌
Kakashi : Thank you for inviting me in to your house
Iruka : I didn't. You just walked in and started talking
Kakashi : Look, I don't have time for a history lesson. If this is how you treat me, i’ll have to rethink our relationship
Iruka : Since when were we in a relationship?
Kakashi : Since now
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Kakashi : Thank you for inviting me in to your house
Iruka : I didn't. You just walked in and started talking
Kakashi : Look, I don't have time for a history lesson. If this is how you treat me, i’ll have to rethink our relationship
Iruka : Since when were we in a relationship?
Kakashi : Since now
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Iruka : You’re the most jealous man I’ve known!!
Kakashi :
Kakashi : You know other man?
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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Kakashi : Are you alright? You didn’t stay up the whole night just to grade again right?.
Iruka : pfft no! I got a solid eight minutes.
Kakashi :
Iruka : well, not consecutively but still, I'm fine
Iruka : you're not even that blurry right now
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kakairuprobably · 7 months
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[Kakairu with naruto as their child, probably]
Naruto : Sensei, can I go to the store and get ice cream?
Kakashi : why? what did Iruka say?
Naruto: he said no
Kakashi : then why should I let you?
Naruto : he's not the boss of you.
Kakashi , internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a t-
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kakairuprobably · 8 months
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Kakashi : I'm not gay if I wanna date Iruka like bros, right?
Asuma : I'm no expert but that does sound kinda gay
Gai : I'm an expert. That's gay.
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