00q vibes

00Q fandom does anyone have the name or link to a fic where there's like a mandatory seminar/meeting and Bond and Q are like bantering throughout. They get chosen to do a demo for something at the seminar and are doing their classic flirting, and then later the speaker is like 'Quatermastef you are the victim of work place harassment' and Q is incredulous and he and bond leave the meeting probably to fuck lol?

(Also I think at one point Q sets off the sprinklers to escape the meeting?)

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤

1. World Enough And Time (MFMM/Doctor Who, Phrack, 51k)

This will always be my favourite of my fics. It's the Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries/Doctor Who crossover where Phryne is a Time Lady, Dot is from the past, Mac is from the future and Jack is just trying to work out what is happening. It's an AU that contains eight other AUs (including a Regency AU, a Mad Max Fury Road AU and a fake-marriage-with-aliens AU) and it represented an enormous milestone for me in my writing.

2. all the men and women merely players (Ted Lasso, Ted/Trent, Roy/Keeley/Jamie, 50k)

The Ted Lasso Station Eleven post-apocalyptic AU in which, in the wake of a devastating global pandemic, American comedy actor Ted Lasso leads a Shakespearean theatre troupe across the ruins of England. It combines my love of Ted Lasso, Station Eleven, Shakespeare and theatre, and it's probably the fic I've worked hardest on.

3. I Live And Lie For You (Good Omens/James Bond, Bond/Q, Aziraphale/Crowley, Adam/Eve, 13k)

The fic in which Wensleydale grows up to be Q. Features avocados, cats named after mathematicians, car chases in the Bentley, questionable ice-cream flavours, far too many spies at St James' Park, the Antichrist in his fuckboi era and tardigrades. I don't even like James Bond but I loved writing this.

4. The Legend Continues (Rivers of London, Michael Cheung/Sahra Guleed, 8.5k)

A closer, canon-compliant look at how a hijabi cop might have inadvertently apprenticed herself to the legendary swordsman of London's Chinatown and then started dating him. I always wanted to write an wuxia in English! Features my holy trinity of subtle Asian traits: bubble tea, passive-aggressive aunties and an original character clearly based on Michelle Yeoh. Fun fact: this fic was named after an actual Chinatown restaurant called Leong's Legend Continues, a spinoff of Leong's Legend (ironically Leong's Legend is still around but the Legend Continues has since, well, failed to continue).

5. Best Revenge Is Your Paper (Daredevil/The Punisher, Frank Castle/Karen Page, 15.5k)

In which Karen Page gets a bunch of bylines, pisses off a lot of people, tries not to fall in love with her newsmaker and fails. Kastle was the ship that brought me back to fandom after a five-year hiatus, and Karen remains one of my favourite fictional reporters of all time (the others are Trent Crimm, of course, and Hildy Johnson from His Girl Friday). It's been another five years since this fic and oh, I've had such a time.

Thank you for this ask!

oh you ship 00Q? how's the desperate need for someone to see your vulnerability and not judge or take advantage going?

The Quartermaster will see you now

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: James Bond/Q Additional Tags: Q's cats are his children, James Bond Is A Menace, James Bond Being James Bond, James Bond Has Issues, Pining Q (James Bond), Oblivious Q (James Bond), James Bond Flirts, James Bond Has Feelings, Pre-James Bond/Q, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Hurt/Comfort, Title from a Phoebe Bridgers Song, Song: Punisher (Phoebe Bridgers), Q is a cat dad, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Eventual Romance, My First Work in This Fandom, Childhood Trauma, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, I started learning code for this, I Wrote This While Listening to Phoebe Bridgers' Music, I will never know peace, Pre-Movie: SPECTRE (2015), Post-Movie: Skyfall (2012), Q takes care of James Bond, Q Has a Crush (James Bond), Q has a backstory (James Bond), Movie: Bright star (2009) references, Q robs a pharmacy, i won't explain myself, BAMF Q (James Bond), Banter

Summary below the cut

“How are we going to explain the gunshot wound to the nurses?” Good point. Q quietly ponders this for a moment.

“Q?”

“Umm. I’ll say we were experimenting with airsoft guns, and I hit you close range by mistake because of my poor eyesight or something…” Q says rounding a corner, it’s only a couple more blocks until he reaches the airport.

--- Bond arrives back in England battered and bruised after going MIA at the end of a dodgy mission. Q takes it upon himself to take care of the stubborn 'double o' agent. The following events lead to feelings neither of them are sure how to express...

--- Takes place not long after the events of Skyfall. Lots of Bond blatantly flirting and lots of Q being awkward. The whole thing is a hilarious mess and I love them. PAINFULLY SLOW-BURN! They're idiots who don't know how to be normal and have a conversation but that's half the fun.

More Than Possible

Title: More Than Possible Fandom(s): James Bond Relationships: James Bond/Q Tags: Getting Together, Fluff, Demisexual Q, Friends To Lovers Warnings: No Warnings Apply Summary: James never thought being friends was possible, much less more. Word Count: 13,678 Notes: Written for the Quarter 3 2023 Big Moxie. Beta: Grammarly Continue reading Untitled

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watching casino royale and i cant stop thinking about that bond/Q fic where vesper was Q’s sister <3

Original AO3 post here, remixed from hotchocolatedictator’s work !

Looking for Beta Reader

Hello lovely fans of all things 00Q and/or BBC Sherlock. Currently writing a Bondlock crossover fic and need a beta reader to make sure even half of this makes any sense. If anyone is interested, do the do and message me here. I shall respond within 1-3 business weeks. The fic is called Conversations about Art on Ao3 if you want to read the first chapter and let me know what you think. 

Link To The Fic

you go down just like Holy Mary

your beauty never ever scared me

“Do I look like a schoolteacher?” Bond demands, very seriously.

“No,” Q answers, equally serious as he straightens the man’s jacket, “You would have certainly made headmaster by this age—"

James/Q: intense look with flowers

Bond: You want me to make out with Q for the mission?

M: No

Bond: *shakes his head as he walks over to Q* I can’t believe you are making me do this

M: I’m really not

Q: shut up and let him speak