#james!
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James Potter had something to say the next time Harry invoked another priori incantatum.
"You!" He pointed at one Dark Lord, while Lily murmured quietly to their son, "Harry is not yours! Stop saying odd things like that!"
The Dark Lord tilted his head, "But he is mine. Mine to destroy. Mine to kill."
James clapped his hands once, "Yes! Remember that is all you want to do. Don't go any beyond that!"
The Dark Lord was curious, "You do not care I want to kill your son?"
James puffed his chest out, "He will defeat you anyway." He was more relieved now, "The point is don't forget you are enemies. So, no more of that 'Harry Potter' , 'My chosen One'.." He attempted to mimic the croons and promptly disgusted himself, "Don't cross the line!"
The Dark Lord watched, realization slowly dawning- James hoped that the bastard would keel over in disgust himself.
"Ah." Was the mere reply, "Thank you for the suggestion."
"Wait-wait-" But the connection was already breaking and he faded away.
#james!#what did you do!#lily stop trying to kill me!#harry potter#tomarry#tom riddle#harrymort#tom/harry#lvhp#ao3 fanfic#mishqut drabble#here is something cute for my darlings!
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*climbs into hoodie*
@james-the-possum
@james-the-possum
Finn froze when James started climbing on him, and did his best to relax back on the couch when it became obvious the possum wasn't going to leave.
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I still laugh every time I think about two with a Scottish accent because Scottish accents make literally anything 10x funnier
Scottish war cry
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hello….. i hear it is fish time….. what Creature am i…..
im assigning you a longspine snipefish!!
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moon & milky way for the celestial asks !! <3
moon - do you play any instruments?
yes! i used to play cello and piano although i don’t play much at all anymore
milky way - what’s your favorite chocolate bar?
idk if this technically counts as a chocolate bar but i’ve been obsessed with those little dove chocolates lately
celestial asks 🪐
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#art by: Henry James Garrett#free gaza#free palestine#save palestine#palestine#gaza#gaza strip#west bank#israeli occupation#israel#genocide#art#art work#illustration
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BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?
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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
#corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures#theyre the same picture#house md#gregory house#mean girls#james wilson#regina george#movie parallels#transition
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You cant make this shit up
#honestly the BALLS to steal the title for your apology video (for plagiarism) from the GUY WHO EXPOSED YOU (for plagiarism)#i do really dislike somerton but i have to respect the grind. fucking incredible.#hbomberguy#james somerton
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I like to think that Arbok's hood patterns are influenced by their environment. When they evolve, they can take on the markings of their parent, or maybe they take after the trainer who raised them (who may or may not have an intimidating look to them)
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Red riding hood comic collab with the wonderful @yeehawpim (go check out their blog for loads of great comics!) 🌷
See the layouts he did here!
#james art times#artists on tumblr#comics#comics!! very excited to do this and especially with pim who is just fantastic at what they do#fairy tales#little red riding hood#pim did the layouts and I rendered these and my goodness was it a good time#he also did the image descriptions so huge shout out for that as well#go check out her comics! you will not regret it
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I find this video quite funny
So do i
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i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers
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The swiftness and brutality of Hbomberguy’s complete evisceration of James Somerton’s career cannot be overstated.
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This shit is heartbreaking.
Hopefully they're able to sue him and win, not only so they get some of the money they deserve, but also so that the newest noteworthy win in a plagiarism lawsuit isn't from the 80s.
Edit: His patreon is back so now its time to cancel your membership!
Edit 2: Seems like the patreon is gone again
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