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ask-drunk-wheeljack · 5 years

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I have some nasties under the read more for y’all. I wanted to make a NSFW about section for anyone who is interested in NSFW RP and would like to know more about my boy. Enjoy!

He is horny. No ifs, whens, or buts. It’s his state of being and the intensity fluctuates, but he’s always low grade horny and ready to go. If he’s not, you prolly need to ask him if he’s ok and give him a cube of high grade to drown his sorrows in.

He’s a switch but will only bottom if he trusts you. No spikes anywhere near his valve unless he trusts you completely. You may ride his spike if you really, really want him to bottom and he’s feeling it, but you are lucky if he agrees.

He had his spike and valve modded millennia ago when he was young. It will probably be the most beautiful spike you ever see. It’s equipped with green and red bio lights (which glow more brightly the more turned on he is), as well as overall being very shiny. He’s never had a bad thing said about it

That spike is also HUGE. It’s always been that way, even before he modded it. He mostly boasts girth, but he doesn’t lack on length either, so rest assured that your ceiling node will definitely be stimulated. Even if you’ve fragged a lot, taking him can be a challenge. If you’ve never done it? Be prepared to stretch quite a bit beforehand.

His valve has matching bio lights to his spike, and his nodes glow softly in varying shades of red or green.

When he got modded, he also had some of his sensors adjusted to be more sensitive. He got hornier and had harder overloads after that.

Underneath all the plating around his array is very, very sensitive, and a good use of a small vibrator or a talented glossa will have him fainting.

Anywhere is a good place to interface, in his processor. He’ll sneak around the corner at base for a quickie, not worry about closing the door if he’s fairly certain no one is coming that way for a while, and stop for some fun times while on not-dangerous missions. The higher the chances of being caught, the more he enjoys it.

And if you get caught? He’ll moan obnoxiously to absolutely scar whoever walked in on him.

He is constantly building new toys to play and experiment with. Don’t knock it till you try it. Some things he builds are wild.

He’s a freak in the berth: he loves bondage, roleplay, dom/sub play, pet play... if it exists he’s probably tried it. Whether or not he repeats it is how to tell how into it he is.

Don’t call him “daddy” though. That’s SG Wheeljack’s thing.

Do call him sir. He gets off on it. That and master.

His favorite is tying his partner up and making them watch him touch himself, then edging them until they overload, purring soft things to them. Or just flat out bending them over and fragging them senseless.

If he trusts you, he absolutely gets off so hard when you tie him up. He loves it.

He’s extremely into being sucked off and eaten out. Oral is one of his favorite ways to receive when it comes to interfacing.

He loves to come up behind his partner at base and very softly purr dirty things to them to get them all flustered. No one else will know what he said until they see your faceplates flushed.

Don’t put it past him to occasionally make slightly lewd comments and jokes though.

Private comm messages of his spike are a must. He can’t keep it to himself if you’re together or in an arrangement of some sort. Basically if you’re fragging, you will never be able to get away from his spike (unless you truly do not like it, of course)

When he makes love with his partner (which is very, very rare unless he is in a relationship), he makes it. He can be such a slow, passionate lover when he wants to be. All you have to do is ask.

If you’re in a relationship with him, expect him to make love to you for hours and give you as many soft overloads as you can take. He’ll overload deep inside you and cuddle you afterwards, still inside you.

He is very gentle if his partner is interfacing for the first time. He softly eases into it and asks them to tell him how they’re feeling and when they think they’re ready for him to speed up.

But if you ask for it rough from him, you will not be walking for a bit. Just fair warning.

He loves to fill his partner up with transfluid, but is just as into overloading all over them. He’s a nasty boy.

He is loud during interfacing, but mostly keeps it to groans, growls, moans, and whimpers. He usually overloads loudly, but if he does hard enough he will be almost silent.

His aftercare is the best. If you’re just frag partners, he’ll help you clean up and rest for a bit before you leave, and during that time he’ll tell you all about how much he enjoyed fragging you. Might even bring you a snack or let you stay over if it got really wild and you can’t leave. Overall he wants you to generally be ok and satisfied. If you’re in a relationship, he will clean you up while gushing praises about your performance and appearance, offer a warm bath together, cuddle, stroke your helm and profess his love for you, softly kiss your face, massage you.... Basically he wants you to know how lucky he feels to be with you.

Literally one of the best boys to frag. Servos down.

SG! Wheeljack (CW- dubcon/noncon mentions):

Don’t frag him. Just don’t.

If you do decide to be with him... you’d best hope you come out alive. If you’re lucky he’ll leave you alive and be soft enough that you’ll come back for more.

He’ll start slow and sweet, but listen to him as he talks. He will whisper things like “you’ll almost think I care”; “so good for me, I might not make you scream this time”; “your sweet little valve is taking my spike so good... what if I pushed a false spike in there too?”

He does not care. If you’re in the berth, you’re his and there for him alone.

He often will have his partners frag Ratchet, while he gets himself off. Don’t let him; Ratchet is meaner than him.

The kinkiest boy. he’s far more likely to let you live if you too are kinky and are good for him. Tying up his partner is a must. Whipping/spanking too. Don’t ask him not to do anything; that’s how you guarantee he’ll do it.

If you think about turning him down, he’ll grow soft and warm and assure you that he’ll take care of you. You’ll even get several soft frags from him. once you’re sure he’ll take care of you, he’ll slowly ease back up to what he wants. He has incredible patience.

call him either master or daddy. nothing else unless you want to be punished.

e-stim is something he enjoys giving. he’ll use a shock stick on you until you’re crying, and even a little more after that.

He can cum from watching his partner/victim crying out for mercy; you’ll hear his transfluid splatter onto either you or wherever while he’s edging, teasing, and hurting you.

Will not let anyone fuck his valve. Ratchet has a habit of holding him down and shoving things up his valve that should never be in it, and thus it’s a show of submission. He will never submit to anyone other than Ratchet, and even Ratchet has to try very, very hard to break him.

When he has you eat him out, you’ll see there are numerous tears, cuts, and scars on his valve.

If you ask him about them, he’ll comm Ratchet to use him in front of you, while you’re chained up in his torture room with a vibrator on your node and an overload inhibitor attached to you.

speaking of the overload inhibitor, it’s his favorite thing to use on partners. He’ll tease until you’re burying your face in his plating and crying for him to take it off, and even then he’ll gently purr something like “Just a little more baby. Just do a little more for daddy.”

he doesn’t do relationships outside of his conjunx. you will never be seen as a partner. just a toy for his playing.

Once again. do. not. fuck, him. he’s fucking dangerous.

#jackie's frag life #about jackie #nasty #valveplug #about section #cw: noncon/dubcon mentions

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autobots-and-their-crazy-kids · 3 years

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What Jack Darby should’ve been like in TFP:

Miko: Just go ahead and try, see, look how silly this is!

Raf: You have to like...

(Crazy robot alien stuff suddenly starts happening...)

Raf: Oh. Oh, oh, oh. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...! Okay...?

(Jack begins stomping away from the area...)

Miko (laughing): Jack, don't leave!... Jack, don't-!... JACKIE-CHAN! WE LOVE YOOOOUUUUU!

Jack: NO! I'M FRAGGING DONE! I'M FRAGGING DONE!

Miko (still laughing): No, you're not!

Jack: THIS IS BULLSLAG!

Raf: I'm gonna-(dissolves into laughter)

Jack: THIS IS FRAGGING BULLSLAG!

Miko (laughing harder): Jack, we can't get out!

Jack: WHAT IS THIS?!

Miko (laughing with tears): WE CAN'T GET OUT!

Jack: WHAT IS THIS?!?!

Miko (wiping tears, while still laughing): WE’RE STUCK!

Jack: WHAT IS MY LIFE?!?

(Miko and Raf are still laughing, while Jack is banging his head against a nearby wall...)

Jack: I CAN'T DO IT, MIKO!

Miko: I CAN'T, EITHER!

Jack: I CAN'T FRAGGING DO IT ANYMORE!

Miko: WELL I'LL TELL YA WHAT, JACK! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW! OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT! BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITH YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US!

Jack: I appreciate it!...But look what we're dealing with, guys!

Miko: Jack-

Jack: You gotta draw the line somewhere!

Miko: Jack, we gotta-

Jack: You gotta draw the FRAGGING line in the sand, people!

Raf: Jack, wait-

Jack: You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT FRAGGING THIS!!!

Miko: ... Jack, I believe that was a beautiful little moment we just had there... (giggles)

#jack darby #raf esquivel #miko nakadai #tfp #transformers prime #optimus #ratchet #arcee #bumblebee #bulkhead #game grumps

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sparklingpax · 3 years

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TFP Group Chat Stories - Autobots (#2)

The more popular request was for me to do another one of these, this time with the Autobots; here goes! I’ll be doing that rlly cool Decepticon idea sometime soon as well tho dw ;) Thanks y’all! ^^’’

So I’d like to note that after much talk, Optimus has at last dropped his habit of making an email out of every text, but still refuses to text casually 😹😹

Also also! The humans have their own groupchat (the kids) which I may or may not do a chat thing for as well ^w^’’ But this gc is for “all Autobots,” so the humans are a part of this one as well~

Except for Agent Fowler because he adamantly refused and was not swayed on that verdict.

Ah, so with that aside, hopefully I can at least make you smile :’D

Enjoy! <3

🔥✨🚑 *Tragic Hero Noises* 🚚✨🔥

Matrix-Bearer: Good afternoon, Autobots. I have been given lengthy instruction as to how this “group-chat” is supposed to function. You may thank the human children for our....suitable chat name. I have started this “group-chat” so we may better communicate as a team, coordinate plans, and altogether bond more deeply. I pray this marks the beginning of a new era in the midst of this bleak war, and that this shall bring a greater hope and chance for success against the Decepticons. Thank you, and please follow the rules posted on the fridge. Optimus out.

DestinysBoi:

_Wrench_Wrath_: SMOKESCREEN FOR THE LOVE OF PRIMUS

_Wrench_Wrath_: Thank you, Optimus, but a speech was not necessary. Just text normally, like we talked about ok?

MikoMikoNii:

DestinysBoi: @ MikoMikoNii you get me ;)

MikoMikoNii: BRO OFC ;))

DestinysBoi: *finger guns*

Its_Jack_: it’s bee two minutes and this chat is already cursed

Its_Jack: @ Whizkid @ Cee_HowULikeMe_Now help me out please

Bumbleowo: Hes studying for a test! Sorry if we mute you for now ^~^’’

_Wrench_Wrath_ : What material is he going over, Bumblebee?

DestinysBoi: oop ok then

MikoMikoNii: Later Bee!! Tell Raf I said good luck!!

Bumbleowo: Will do! :)

Its_Jack: oh shoot my mom wants me for chores bye!

MikoMikoNii: later chump~

Its_Jack: and you wonder Why I never like being part of your groupchats

MikoMikoNii: U_U

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: wHO PINGED ME IM BUSY

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: OH NO JACK MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK I’M NOT MAD SORRY

_Wrench_Wrath_ : Can someone answer my question??

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: I’M SORRY I PROMISE I’M NOT MAD

BladesandGrenades: lol

MikoMikoNii: OOF

DestinysBoi: Rip 😔👊🔥

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

DestinysBoi: only old people get their caps lock stuck 😂😂

MikoMikoNii: oo bulkhead should see this 🤣 @ Gentle-Giant get your metal hide over here!!!

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: OK NOW IM A LITTLE MAD 🤬🔥

DestinysBoi: 😳😳😳

BladesandGrenades: our definitions of “a little” seem to be at odds

_Wrench_Wrath_: WHY ISNT ANYONE ANSWERING ME??!!1!

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: Oh hey awesome I got my regular keyboard back! I’m still mad though 🙃

MikoMikoNii: think happy things arcee!! 😳

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: No 🙃💙

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: You have five minutes smokescreen 🙃🙃

DestinysBoi: wait why me??!

BladesandGrenades: Oh that reminds me; @ _Wrench_Wrath_ just an fyi, bulky broke his tablet again so hes gonna need a lil help

Shoulderpads: Wheeljack, all of you, it is not professional to use improper grammar and punctuation in any form of communication. Take that to your private chats please.

BladesandGrenades: lol

BladesandGrenades: how bout

BladesandGrenades: shove it up your tailpipe ;)

_Wrench_Wrath_: HE DID WHAT

_Wrench_Wrath_: PRIMUS GIVE ME PATIENCE I BEG OF YOU

Matrix-Bearer: Ratchet, I understand you are upset. Could you perhaps calm down? You are scaring certain residents of this base.

_Wrench_Wrath_: YOU KNOW WHAT. IM TOO OLD FOR THIS SCRAP.

< _Wrench_Wrath_ has left the chat >

BladesandGrenades: Well then

MikoMikoNii: OOF WOAH

DestinysBoi: u think hes coming back??

MikoMikoNii: Nah

BladesandGrenades: nope lol

BladesandGrenades: and ig @ Shoulderpads decided to actually shove it up his tailpipe ;) mission accomplished

DestinysBoi: ...ahah o///o’‘

DestinysBoi: Wouldnt be too sure of that one Jackie..

BladesandGrenades: wh

MikoMikoNii: 🙊😳

BladesandGrenades: Whats going on what happening

Matrix-Bearer: Good afternoon, all. This announcement pertains only to one of you. Wheeljack, please take a moment to head to Ultra Magnus’s quarters. He is requesting your assistance in the matter of....something involving his ship and something in its tailpipes. He informed me that the matter is urgent and requires immediate assistance. Thank you kindly. Signed, Optimus.

MikoMikoNii: guess

MikoMikoNii: guess you’ll be the one shoving it

BladesandGrenades: frag this mf

BladesandGrenades: k boss I’ll be there in a sec

DestinysBoi: lmao nice one Miko 😂😎🔥

Bumbleowo: Hey everyone! What’d we miss?

Whizkid: Hello, Optimus! Thank you for the kind greeting! I hope this chat can be utilized for good as well! :) Thanks for letting me join!!

Matrix-Bearer: Hell, Rafael!

Matrix-Bearer: I...I meant ‘hello.’

MikoMikoNii: HOLY SCRAP

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: oh wow Optimus woah--

MikoMikoNii: I SJSDHD IM CRIGN

DestinysBoi: Guys dont be so mean :( hes just expressing the reality of what this chat actually is :))

WhizKid: I--

Bumbleowo: lololol oh wow 😅😂

MikoMikoNii:

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: ok smokescreen I,,I actually have to agree with you on this one--

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: Youre off the hook

DestinysBoi: thank you, my queen 😭😭

Cee_HowULikeMe_Now: 🙂

Matrix-Bearer: Apologies for the sheer informalities in this message, however I must express my deepest regrets for even starting this chat.

Matrix-Bearer: I’m beginning to think this was a mistake.

MikoMikoNii: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT 😎👊🔥

DestinysBoi:

Matrix-Bearer: I...have never before felt such fear for my life...

Shoulderpads: What in the good name of Primus is wrong with you people?? What is that? Why is it so....unnerving?

MikoMikoNii: 👌

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And so that’s that! Sorry it took so long!! I was busy and it got stuck in my drafts for much longer than intended! But I hope there arent too many mistakes or anything, and I hope you could at least find it interesting, if not funny ^^’’

I enjoyed making this one too~

Lmk if you want me to do some more! Drop ideas! I’ll most likely be doing a Decepticon one next if I do another~

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