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potatobugxo · 3 years

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arisu nsfw alphabet. i beg

sweet bby arisu

warnings: n/sfw

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

the most shy cuddler ever. he’d be super embarrassed from the act you two had just committed so he kinda just awkwardly hugs you from the side while lying down. plz reassure him he did a good job 🥺

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

arisu’s favorite body part of his own are his hands. they’re what he uses most and what help him the most in survival situations and gaming (tho he uses his big brain for most of it)

and his favorite body part of yours is your lips. whenever you smile, he can’t help but fall in love with you all over again, and their what give him the best kisses too!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he’s so shy about this too oml

he’s terrified to release... anywhere basically, and will only cum where you want him too because he can’t decide for himself

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

arisu is a wholesome boi so he doesn’t really have any dirty secrets... aside from watching you try on his baggy hoodies

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

not experienced at all. he’s a pure boy so plz be soft with him and guide him in the whole process

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

arisu’s favorite position is spooning. that way he can hold you close either from the front or behind you and gently make love to you that way

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s kinda both goofy and serious at the same time. he wants to make sure he’s doing a good job, but can be playful about it too once he gets used to it

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

we’ve all seen the top of arisu’s head, right? yes? a complete rat’s nest, so he’s kinda messy down there too. though he’ll trim if you want him too ofc

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

very romantic. he tries to be as gentle and loving as he can possibly be with you during your most intimate moments

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

arisu surprisingly gets himself off a lot. mostly it’s because he thinks about you often but doesn’t want to initiate anything because 1. he’s too shy and 2. he doesn’t want to bother you if you don’t want to

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

his only real kink is a praise kink. he loves when you tell him he’s doing “so good” and when you encourage him to keep doing what he’s doing. it pleases him that he’s pleasing you how you want

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

arisu is a traditional, vanilla man, so he sticks to the bedroom

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

whenever you wear is clothes, that can be a big turn on for arisu. all his hoodies and shirts are pretty baggy, and he’s pretty tall so seeing you wear them like a dress almost is... endearing

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

most kinks (such as bondage, etc) aren’t something arisu likes merely because they seem too risky for him, and he wouldn’t want to be on the giving OR receiving end really

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

arisu prefers giving oral, though he REALLY loves when you give him head too. your lips around him just feel oh-so good

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

arisu is more on the slow and sensual side, though he gets pretty fast when nearing his orgasm, along with his thrusts getting more sloppy, but he tries to control himself when that happens

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

isn’t opposed to quickies, but doesn’t really like them either, as he’d rather take his time pleasuring you

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

as aforementioned, arisu isn’t one to do anything that pushes either his or your boundaries. the only way he’d be down to do something risky would be if you really, really wanted him to

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

two rounds max for this boyo, he gets tired pretty fast, though if you really wanted he’d do a third just for you <3

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

ok ok... arisu DOES like toys, and much prefers you using them on him... i’ll just leave it at that 😏

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

arisu’s teasing is mostly unintentional lmao. he’ll flirt with you in public without even realizing it and might accidentally turn you on, and rarely teases you, though when he does it’s always playful

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

pretty quiet, though can let out a few loud, higher pitched moans (mostly whenever you give him head) he just can’t help it, it feels so good

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

arisu accidentally stares a little too much whenever you wear something revealing, though most of the time he catches himself on it and get’s embarrassed about it immediately

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

underneath those baggy boxers is a nicely shaped, slightly curved to the left, 5.8 inches of man 😌

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

on a scale of 1-10, arisu’s sex drive is about a 6, he can accidentally get horny rather easily lmao

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

snoozes almost immediately, especially if you’re stroking his hair and cuddling him close

#alice in borderland #arisu #arisu x reader #tw n/sfw #n/sfw alphabet #alphabet prompts #writing prompts

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bloodfart666 · 5 years

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Pennywise babysitting headcannons go!

Had @alllosersdownhere help me again. EYE DIED LAUGHING DOING THIS.

Pennywise? Babysitting?

NOM???

Okay let's examine WHY he'd NOT eat the tykes?

Maybe they're relatives of yours? Someone he KNOWS you care for?

Maybe (wishful thinking) it's his own children?

Humans can pet cattle without eating them so it stands to reason that Penny is capable of something like this.

FEED THE CLOWN FIRST OML

Self denial is NOT something he's good at!

FEED HIM

Okay. Assuming he's well fed AND has the wherewithal to NOT see a walking cheeseburger…….. You prolly better prep the kiddos too. Penny isn't exactly your typical run of the mill, gentle looking clown.

You could ask Penny to go Bob Gray.

He won't tho.

Expect clownly guffaws if you ask.

“I EAT children, I do not SIT them.”

"Or do I sit ON them? Yes! Maybe this is acceptable." "NO PENNY!"

The child screams? He… just screams back mockingly.

Older kid throws a tantrum? He will throw one BACK. Throw himself on the floor. “That’s what YOU sound like, idiot child.”

WHY WOULD YOU LET THIS CLOWN BABYSIT???

Time to feed the kiddo? Penny sniffs their food, makes a disgusted face. “You eat THIS? I could find you something better.”

FEED THE DAMN CLOWN

Better hope the kid doesn’t want a bedtime story. Penny has some interesting ones. That child is never sleeping again and it is your fault for trusting the child-murdering clown to babysit.

Oldest, watching Beavis and Butthead when he's CLEARLY been told NOT to? Pennywise: "This is the most RIDICULOUS…… most ASININE……. turn it up will ya?"

Baby spits food in his face? Penny's GOING to either A) leper barf a lah chapter 2 or B) dump the baby food on their head.

Kid won’t sleep? Penny doesn’t understand this. This clown can sleep for 27 years, why won’t this kid sleep for more than 27 minutes?

He would entertain them by dancing. Unfortunately, he'll probably make the world dance around him instead or do something equally traumatising for the poor tyke. Or worse…… teaching the kid to do the wagon jig."NO you fool, it's like THIS." Kicks one of your knick knacks.

Kiddo brings a teddy to show him. He takes it, stares with distaste. Shreds it with his claws and drops the mauled bear to the floor.

Reading a picture book? He will do something HORRIFIC. ESPECIALLY if the picture book has turtles oml. Make sure it does not.

One child draws on the wall. Another child says "you know you're not supposed to do that! (Y/N) said so!" Cue demonic clown grin. Expect a Divinci quality piece on your wall. In blood? Shit? Who knows…..

Penny is babysitting a little girl who invites him to her tea party? ...Actually. This is nice. He can’t fit at the little table and his knees are up to his chest comically but still.

Kid gets bored of the tea party so Penny flips over the table and tears up the guest dolls in a rage.

He shoves on some horror movies. Lets the kids skip bedtime to watch.

Kiddo wants to play dress up. Penny's having NONE of it……. At first.

Is unsurprisingly tolerant of child putting makeup on his face.

"MAKE ME PRETTY PENNY!" Yup. You guessed it. Expect a house full of tiny demonic clowns and one tall clown drag queen.

Bathtime! Don’t worry, he won’t leave them unsupervised. He’ll just… probably turn the water to blood or pop out of the drain.

Unless they bring out the bubbles….. This clown is going to be ADDICTED. Will probably use the entire bottle.

HE TURNS BIG BOI. Lets the kids climb on him. It is adorable. A pity it would destroy the house.

If the kiddos want to go to the park, that’s fine! He’ll watch over them. Probably grab a snack while he’s out. Plenty to pick from.

As much as he likes to mock the popping sound, you'd think he knows how to microwave a bag of popcorn. SURPRISE! He doesn't. But never one to give up he'll keep trying. Just take a moment to imagine how your house is going to smell after 10 burnt bags of popcorn.

KIDS WANT BALLOON ANIMALS

Penny does not know how to do balloon animals

He DESTROYS those balloons. Bites them in a fury. Popped balloons EVERYWHERE.

Until the oldest shows him how to make a balloon penis. Then……. Lots of cackling and balloon penises.

Oldest girl says "Ew, that's gross. What are you? Two?"

Penny pops a balloon penis in her face.

Blanket forts. Penny cannot grasp the logic behind these. Just tears them down to scare the shit outta the kids.

But plastic sword fights? Say hello to Obi Wan Penny. Jediwise.

Child throws candy at the television. Penny thinks this is dandy. Child puts on TMNT. Penny throws entire bowl of candy. Including the bowl.

Penny TRIES the candy. Say bye to your candy. Wrappers and all.

Baby needs changed. Nope.

Baby cries. FINE.

Penny lives in a sewer so the smell is no bother to him. This clown can actually change a nappy like a PRO….. he just doesn't WANT to.

Bed time: "I'm scared of the dark Penny."

"GOOD…… shit…….. Ugh….. FINE

Opens mouth towards the ceiling. PRESTO! Indirect deadlight night light.

Children start falling asleep. One is on his lap. They've FINALLY fallen asleep. He doesn't move. Not a single movement.

Let's take a moment to SAVOR what you're going to find when you get home, shall we?

Pieces of your ceiling are gone. There's a shit Mona Lisa on your living room wall. The bathroom is flooded with bubbles. It REEKS of burnt ass popcorn. Beavis and Butthead reruns on the tube, which is covered with pre chewed candy. Blankets and plastic swords EVERYWHERE. And there on the couch, amongst a sea of balloon penises, your sleeping demonic clown children. And a VERY disgruntled drag queen.

The next morning, you find on your night stand….. A pristine brand new copy of "No Drama Discipline" by Daniel J Siegel.

#pennywise the dancing clown #asks #headcanons #i died writing these #so funny #my writing #clown drag queen

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taeguboi · 7 years

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@taeguboi’s favourite V and J-Hope ships! HCs

Request: ‘ what are you 3 favourite v and jhpoe ships and could you hc them? :)’

Okay I’m not sure if you mean like 3 ships each or collectively, but since one of my all time faves is VHope anyways, I’m gonna do 5! (2 of each and then VHope) Also this was really hard to choose because I ship everything!

The HCs are supposed to be fictional [well, you know, they’re headcanons,] but I guess there’s an element of truth to them [behaviour and whatnot], hence why I created the imagines

*******V SHIPS*******

VMin

One of the true brotps of the band imo alongside yoonseok. I love 95 line boyfriends

By day, Jimin is the koala

but by night, it’s definitely V

he has to use Jimin as a human teddy bear

Always holding hands

and waists

kissy faces

A secret handshake

fancy dress

Jimin-hyung is pretty

Let’s dress him up in all the gucci

sorry I just love that my boy has expensive tastes

Uncontrollable laughter

“Taehyung-ssi, stop!”

Okay Tae, that’s enough, we get that Jimin’s ticklish

Jimin just tickle him back

tickle fights

that end up being raspberry fights

if that’s a thing

then kiss fights

They share a room but every night is a slumber party

guys let Hobi sleep hahaha

Taegi

After VMin and VHope, all the remaining V ships are equally cute to me, so I went with Sugs because I’m weak af atm... and oh, here’s something I did a while back [[’Attention’ -- Taegi Smut]]

Yoongi hyung is so cool

Hardworking Tae to impress him

to impress Sugs

Sometimes Tae drives him nuts

3:42am: Tae crawling into Yoongi’s bed

because he’s come up with a sick rap

It just has to earn him a part in the next Cypher

“Tae, can’t that’ve waited til the morning?”

Lol, of course not

It can never wait, any situation like this

Every little bit of news Tae has is exciting to tell

because it’s Yoongi he’s telling it to

Tae rapping quietly in Yoongi’s ear

while he spoons him from behind

Yoongi acts like it’s the most irritating thing

but really, he falls sound asleep with Tae’s voice

It looks quite one sided on the surface

but Yoongs really does adore this maknae

No one can figure out this dark and mysterious rapper

but Tae can;

he understands Yoongi on a while different level

*******J-HOPE SHIPS*******

2seok

This ship never fails to brighten up my day. They’re such smiley balls of sunshine that somehow heals my wounds more than any plaster ever could -- also, I love sunshine ships and I feel like Jin is a hidden ball of sunshine despite V, J-Hope and Jimin being regarded as the sunshine line

SMILES

Dorky laughs

Jin’s dad jokes make Hobi smile

Hobi picks up this knack for the puns

So many inside jokes

They have that one pun

it eases the tension in ANY situation

“Hey! Seok you!”

“What the Seok?!”

Everyone groans whilst they’re sat in the corner

pissing themselves laughing

Feeding each other

C O R N Y

Jin and his easter egg hearts

“Jinnie, did you put this under my pillow?”

(He’s holding up a piece of red tissue paper cut into a heart)

“Oh my God...”

(Hobi being breathtaken whilst Jin is away

because he just found another heart in his jacket pocket)

Hobi and his body hearts

“SEOKJINNIE!!!”

Basicially does his own version of Twice’s “Signal” choreo

“Jjirit! Jjirit! Jjirit! Jjirit!”

Hugs hugs hugs

Hobi’s shattered from dance practice

He just plonks himself on top of Jin

Jin just holds him as Hobi takes a nap

*chu*

Pouty selcas to each other

Both are the definition of “Get a guy who can do you both”

So handsome

but can pull the meme-iest faces

Flying kisses

Back hugs just because

yes this hc is longer than the others the world needs more 2seok

So much support for each other

“Hobi has become even more handsome recently”

“Our eldest hyung has really progressed with his dancing skills”

Jin may be the visual

but he secretly thinks Hobi is just as handsome as himself

Too pure for this world to comprehend

JiHope

🎶 Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together 🎶

Lest we forget how much Hobi loves Chim

He just wants to look after the younger

“He’s still a bby he just needs hugs”

Hobi: *stares at Jimin all day with heart eyes*

and he can’t resist just crawling an arm round Jimin’s waist

has to really resist dat ass esp on camera

but of course it isn’t one sided

Jimin looks up to Hobi hyung

“Woah so handsome”

loves the attention Hobi gives him too

Late night dance practices

they love duetting together

an offensive duo

body rolls

actually more offensive in public than behind closed doors with dancing

but also squealing laughs to cancel the sin out

Beaming off each other’s energy

“JIMINIE!!!”

“HOBI!!!”

*******!!VHOPE!!*******

“V and J-Hope. V-Hope. The best combination”

Ruffling each other’s hair like

“Awh my baby bwi is so cute!!!”

“I love Hobi-hyung!”

yes, it’s cheese

Hobi sends air kisses

V pretends he doesn’t want it

but... well, you know

Supportive about the skills one another have that they aren’t in ‘lines’ for

“Please listen when Hoseok hyung sings on this track”

“V is very hard working... I think we can be anticipating some rapping on a track any time soon”

but not cypher lmao Sugs won’t let it happen

Unconditional love

Tae buys Hobi so many things

and Hobi feels so bad so he has to buy something of equal value

But Tae already knows how much his sunshine partner loves him

and he was the one feeling bad all along because he was worried his love wasn’t showing

“Right, this has been stupid; let’s go grab a meal tonight. I’ll pay”

“No! I’ll pay!”

Tae always admiring his hyung’s face

Squishing his cheeks

Gently tugging his ears

Bopping his nose

“Visual Hobi-hyung everybody!”

He loves to cup Hobi’s face

his hands cover most of his face though

but Tae finds it adorable that there’s a moment in which Hobi is smol

Very playful couple

Taehyung is an actual puppy

Hobi just likes to climb onto Tae

Quite a pervy couple for each other

“Woah Hobi!” *looks down Hobi’s shirt*

“Oh, Taehyungie...” *being suggestive af*

Hobi copying Tae’s whimsical nature

Meme dances

Jamming out to songs

Sharing headphones

Arcade dates

Video game nights

Movie nights

Hobi getting shook at sudden moments in either of those

so Tae koala hugs onto him for comfort

Then again, Hobi is a human pillow to Tae?

Hobi? His bed? He doesn’t see the difference

“Right, we should probably sleep separately on this warm night”

*30 minutes later*

Tae climbs into Hobi’s bed

Sexy bed heads

Hobi sneaking out early morning to work

He thinks he didn’t wake Tae up but

Tae follows him to the studio a few hours later

having thought about him over breakfast and in the shower and......

He quietly stands at the open door in awe

Admiring his hyung’s hard work

appreciating the music he is currently making

He really is Hobi’s biggest fan

What I couldn’t find: VHope fan art T-T [I wanted fan art for everything bc everyone is so talented oml just look at those previous gifs]

What I did find: many of my favourite VHope moments, so...

PREPARE for VHope spam!!!

I should probably do this to show some courtesy for people on the feeds right now just incase... There’s more below; you know what to do

we saw that Tae ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ve just had to scroll back up to mention they’re pervs for each other... how could I forget tbh tho

This was the most adorable thing tho

You mean you want him, Hope

What cha dooooin’ Hobi

I have a particular Elvis Presley song in my head now haha

Ending on some ol’ school pre-debut VHope

and I am out!

#bts ships #bts #beyond the scene #vhope #jihope #2seok #vmin #taegi #bts hc #bts hcs #bts headcanons #bts headcanon

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zay-lee · 7 years

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You need to get you a bitch who ain't older than you////Nathan Maloley

Me and Nate i guess was a thing intill he found this hoe name Ana Montana which mind you is damn near 6 years older than him. That shit is hella nasty too. I gotta see him cause I guess we’re preforming at a club, I really don’t want to see him cause all he’s gonna do is kiss her the whole time I’m there. So I get dress and Jack j

“Hey y/n are you ready?”

“Yeah I am I’m coming to your house rn” I said getting my car keys

“Oka see ya” i hung up the phone and got in the car and drive to JJ house when I get there I heard hella people in there so when I walk in I saw Nash Hayes Tez Maggie Jack j Jack g Skate Ana Rupp Derek Taylor Sammy Stasis Kdl

“Ayye Y/n is here!!!” Rupp said

“Wassup guys” I said I could tell that skate looking at me I really wanted to look back but I didn’t want to so we all took shots.

“Y/n I don’t get yo outfit” Hayes said

I was wear a long see through shirt that goes down to my knees and a black bra and high waisted black leggings shorts and wearing a snapback.

“Shittt I think she’s looking just right” Derek said laughing

“For real” Jack j said

We all went to different cars and and got to the club was hella lit went we go there they were strippers foggy machine Hokka bars and shit like that we all sat at in the V.I.P section all the boys were in the back getting shit together while me and the girls we’re talking I guess Ana was trying to talk to me because she was looking at me

“Oka I know your jealous of me and Skate” she said

Stasis and Maggie look at her with there eyes wide open

I started laughing.

“ Why would I be jealous of you and him? Of course he wanted to get me back with a bitch who has fake ass and titi’s” I said giggling

“Excuse me?!” She said

Maggie was sliding all the drinks to the side.

“ Your excued, Don’t sayed I would be jealous of you hun, ” I said before I could get up she throws her drink at me so I swung at her and we started to fight we been fight for a long time I guess cause everyone boy was trying to get me off of her but I wasn’t haven’t it,

“Im laughing right now cause you thought you could beat me bitch? Nah try again” I said laughing I turn around and saw Nate holding on me pulling me outside

“WHAT THE FUCK Y/N?!” He said

“Don’t get mad at me. That’s what you get for dating a bitch that’s older than you” I said laughing"I’m really laughing at y'all realitionship because y'all look hella pathetic" I said

“Y/n your just drunk right now why would you fight her?!”

p>“Cause she through her drink at meh” I said “look I’m going back in there cause it’s hella cold out here so yeah" I said Walk back in the club all I heard was a whole bunch of yelling

“Oml y/n are you okay?” JJ said

“Yah I’m good” I said

I walk up on the stage and hella people started to chanted my name when I got in there Rupp was looking I got behind the turn table and started playing No heart.

“Wassup guys!!! Ight we finna get lit tonight cause I got all my homies here, and yes I am playing No heart so don’t judge meh, ight who’s ready to get turnt with us?” I said

The crowd started going wild when I said that, but I still couldn’t believe I fought Ana I could tell this bitch was look at me right now, but I don’t care so I call Derek on the stage we was too lite he sang luh bitch I couldn’t stand it but dance with Derek grinding on each other. Then skate came on. The fact that I am mad at him I still love him, we were like big Sean and Jhene Aiko but I guess have fun with him, I started to sing with while I walking towards to him and then started dancing together I couldn’t help but smiling. After the show I went back stage and change my clothes bacially I changed in to a shirt and kept the short on when I walk out and saw skate looking at me, so I walk past him but he grabbed my wrist to sit me down.

“Look stop pretending your mad at me” he said

“ Oka..” I said

“ And stop being mean to her I love her and you” he said

“Oka… Wait did you just said you love me too?” I said

“Yup” he said confused

I know he don’t love me like that but I guess k gotta deal with it.“mmmmm” I said

“So please stop acting like your mad at me” he said

“Ight” I said

“NOW DEREK!” Skate yelled

Out of no where Derek came, pick me up and ran outside where everyone sprayed silly string in me.

“Ugghhhghgh I hate silly string” I said laughing

So we went home I guess I had a pretty decent night…Most of it😂

#skate maloley #nate maloley #nate maloney imagine #jack johnson #jack gilinsky #dillon rupp #swazz #sammy wilk #derek luh

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chaosbisexual · 7 years

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1-74?

Hey there nonnie!! idk why, bc tbh i’m p boring, but thank you! i’ve already answered a handful of these so i’ll just do the rest!! thank you!!

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? i mean i’m 5″2 so i wish i was taller,,,, like maybe just 5″6 or so??? just a bit taller???

2: Do you have a favorite clothing style? i LOVE dresses okay i’m that girl,, but i love dresses that come in at the waist bc i’m curvy so i like the waist,, and like high waisted shorts and jeans and skirts w shorter tops??? mm i LOVE. but i’m also comfortable with like big jumpers and stuff too so…

3: Do you like makeup? if so, What’s your daily makeup routine look like? Yes! I love makeup! i’m not very good at it but i find makeup v calming and usually when i’m upset the process of putting youtube or music on and doin my makeup is so theraputic,,, i usually do pencil eyeliner, eyebrows, concealer, mascara and eyeshadow if i have time (not in that order) but i honestly love eyeshadow pallets sm

4: What three things/people do you think of most each day: things bc i’m boring; tea, blankets and friends.

5: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? OVER EMOTIONAL AND OVERBEARING AND WILL PROBABLY LOVE YOU TOO MUCH,,, A BIT LIKE A PUPPY. ALSO HIGHLY ANXIOUS AND CRIES WHEN TEA IS UNAVAILABLE,,, that sounds about right,,,,

7: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] : I love personality quizzes and i literally just took this and i’m melancholic?? which i agree w a lot actually (look it up if you want to know more lol)

9: who’s your favorite celebrity? hmm currently dodie clark (she counts ok) emma watson, adelaide kane, or matty healy,,, hmmm,,,,,,

10: who’s your favorite viner? i dont really watch vines but i think thomas sanders and lizzza are hilarious so,,,,

11: favorite youtubers? i kinda answered this before but dodie, lucy moon, jack and dean (anyone in that circle) dan and phil, carrie hope fletcher.

12: cat or dogs? i dont like this bc i love them both but when it comes to mutual love,,,, dogs (but my cat has LOVED me recently idk whats happening)

14: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? i honestly don’t know,,, i LOVE the name lyra but i feel like i’d want to name my child that,,, but idk i also like laurel, lily, estelle,,,,

16: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? i feel most productive at night, and i love night, but i feel like people diurnal is more the norm and when i’d actually be able to get stuff done,, so that

17: Any phobias or fears? bein alone, being unproductive, unhappiness,, i don;t think i have any phobias but i am quite an anxious bean

18: Favorite movie? hmmmm 10 things i hate about you, any hp film, the narnia films,,, r+j,,,, there’s so m a n y

19: Do you get scared easily? short answer: yes,,, long answer: Y Y E E S S

21: What is a color that calms you? blue, like pale blue, green (bc being outside makes me feel calm) and like mauve bc it reminds me of my mum

23: Where were you born? melbourne buddy

24: Introvert or extrovert? ambivert,,,, but i think i’m closer to extrovert

25: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? YES I’M SUCH A TAURUS

26: Hugs or kisses? i mean i’ve never kissed anyone so i’d have to say hugs

28: Talk about your crush, if you have one! idk where to begin w this omg,,,,

29: A sound you really love? RAIN. RAIN. R A I N. and my friends talking, that makes me feel good too.

30: Can you do the splits? nOPE

31: Favorite actor and/or actress? emma watson, thomas brodie-sangster, asa butterfield, tatiana maslany, dev patel,,, ugh so many people

33: How are you feeling right now? i mean ??? neutral??? like i’m not happy but i’m not sad?? fine???

34: What color would you like your hair to be right now? i mean i used to want to be ginger but then i realized i would look crap but tonight at a dinner i was called a ranga (my hair is v light brown) and now i’m conflicted,, but like i kinda want darker hair rn

35: Something that calms you down? dodie clark, my friends, tea, long walks.

36: Have any disorders? no but i might have anxiety??? 37: What does your URL mean? combo of my fave characters, clara oswald from doctor who and james and lily potter from hp,,, not even sorry

38: What makes you unfollow a blog? inactive, rude or a person i just don’t want to be associated with anymore (this only happened once when i had a falling out w someone irl)

39: What makes you follow a blog? nice username or aesthetic, or i find you on my dash somehow. i follow a lot of people but it’s nice there’s variety.

40: Favorite kind of person: one who understands me and listens to me but is also completely at ease w who they are and is willing to be open with me.

41: Name three of your favorite blogs. @alicelongbottom, @hpwritersnet (i’m part of this but we’re great) and @acestephendene ,, ily all sm and your blogs are all AMAZING,

42: What is your MBTI personality type? INFJ!!!! and it fits me really well tbh.

43: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? currently my maxi dress or my jeans :)

44: Post a selfie or two? lol i don’t currently have any up put i have a pic of ME if that counts. everything will be under the tag “my face”

45: Do you like to swim? YES

46: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? swimming, i can’t skate for shit lol

47: Something you wish didn’t exist: tr*mp

48: Some thing you wish did exist: MONEY TREES AND TIME MACHINES

49: Piercings you have? just my ears

50: Something you really enjoy doing: reading and writing and walking. sometimes all at once oml

51: Favorite person to talk to: hmm maybe either my two closest friends or my sister??

52: What was your first impression of Tumblr? *actual recreation* “plants, plants, plants, i guess they’re pretty,,,, wAIT IS THAT HARRY POTTER”

53: How many followers do you have? nearly 0.5 k :))))))))))))) (do you guys want me to do something to celebrate?? i’m so excited??)

54: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? probably not omg

56: What are your birthstones? emerald,, thats the only one i know oops

58: Someone you look up to: my sister (both literally and metaphorically)

59: A store you love? in australia we have this stationary store called typo,,, and it’s my favourite place on earth. and like any type of bookstore, vintage, or like anything. just books.

60: Favorite type of shoes? boots,,, heeled boots,,,

61: Where do you live? australia m8

62: What color do you wish the sky was? i wish it always looked like it does when its dusk tbh

63: Favorite thing about a person: their eyes, their passions, their hopes.

64: Something you love about Tumblr: all the kind people who send me asks and messages :)66: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,, idk maybe a 4 or 5? and on a good day, a 6-6.5? which is kind of ironic when you think about the fact that i idolise my sister,,, who looks like me,,,,

67: What nicknames do you have/have had? lexi, ali, alexy-indre, munchkin, smol bitch, peanut, smol cabbage, and most recently, the good ole “al”

68: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? when i was v little, but i think i stole them all from story books so,,,,

69: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? i have seen a counselor, and i probably go back actually,,,70: How many languages do you speak fluently? just english,,, but i am trying to learn french.71: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. mum, my sister, and hannah (@acestephendene)

72: Do you like BuzzFeed? i mean ??? yes ??? i know they’re problematic and all but yes i like the content,, espec unsolved its my fave.

73: How many people are you following? i’m such a mess i think last time there was around 3,000??? i should probably maintenance that omg

74: How many posts/likes/ and or drafts do you have on your blog? 14,168 posts, 31,092 likes, and 2 drafts (again, i’m a mess)

phew that was long!! hope ur not asleep anon, thank you so much xx

#ali speaks #asks #anon #i'm so sorry this was long

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