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Soul: I taught Darrell a new trick!
Soul [throws ball]: Fetch!
Darrell: (just stands there)
Mind: ...he didn’t do anything?
Soul: I taught him to ignore social conventions and to think for himself.
#chonny jash#cj mind#cj soul#cj darrell#i didn't know what color to make darrell so he orang#ive ran out of colors#unless you want him to be like...green#green eggs and ham is real#we found out where the eggs come from
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happy valentines day <2 i participated in a vday art collab project with the v3 gift exchange server again this year!!! these are the three sketches i did with my own color slapped on them
#danganronpa#danganronpa v3#kaede akamatsu#shuichi saihara#kiibo#kirumi tojo#kaito momota#rantaro amami#saiibomatsu#amamota#kaerumi#tojomatsu#SORRY AMAMOTA BELOVEDS i ran out of steam coloring i so tired and busy#put more effort into the saiibomatsu than i should have right now fhjfhgfj BUT. them#please understand.. also ive wanted to draw a classic pinky touch scenario w them forever#sreyeh and ángel did SUCH A PHENOMENAL JOB LINING AND COLORING IT BTW#will reblog the full project pdf too one sec#waaaa i love kaerumi so happy to finally get to draw them..... waaa#drv3valentinescollab
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JADEITE REDOLENCE ❖ favorite chenyu vale overworld tracks
#genshin#genshinedit#genshinet#genshin impact#chenyu vale#jadeite redolence#m:gifs#m:*#m:gifs:scenery#m:top#ive been wanting to do this kind of thing for a while for several albums actually but jadeite redolence is the one where i RAN to do it lol#(overworld albums i mean)#if i find the motivation i might do it for a couple other albums this was fun :> maybe once im funemployed ajfldkjads (iykyk)#originally there were only gonna be 9 but then there were 2 i absolutely couldn't bear to leave out so i added 3 more#and that includes me trying to avoid repeating leitmotifs/areas and also avoiding any non-overworld tracks#but anyways it was fun running around looking for shots to gif. chenyu vale in general is just so pretty#im so happy with the goat shot bc i wasn't trying to get the goat it just happened to walk into frame PERFECTLY#the yilong wharf one (through clouds and rivers) is the only one where the song doesn't actually play where that's recorded#but like. if your giffing yilong wharf it HAS to be that shot its literally the album cover LMAO#this coloring is also kind of out of my comfort zone but i think i like it.... i slept on it and didn't wake up regretting it so adsjklasdf
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I'm so excited for my D&D campaign
#i ran one in this world for two and a half years where everything is ravaged by dragons#but now theres been a somewhat revolution because one of the only surviving major cities was impulsively conquered by my players#so things have been shaken up a lot and now they have a holiday because they brought i think three gods to earth at once#two of my players became the vessels of the gods of light and darkness and duked it out and fast forward a year or two#and their hold on the economic powerhouse of the continent is solidified and they have partnered with an organization#that specualizes in magical artifacts from every concievable reality#and my NEW campaign is people hired by this organization#The Forge of Wonders#they have this entirely greyed out library full of strange books that when you pick them up gain color and you can read their spines#and these books are stories. theyre fairy tales. theyre pirate adventures. theyre dragon babysitting. theyre demon apocalypses.#and these stories are worlds. theyre stories in truth. and my players have been hired to dive into the stories and retrieve Thing#for the forge of wonders#which means i get to make WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT BITCHES#i get to be so fucking impulsive with my story crafting#and im not going to balance anything correctly. theyre just going to have to assume from the summary in the front page if its doable#demon apocalypse? probably outside of our level. gnome tinkerers? probably not too bad#and ill have prebuilt stories and something theyre taked with retrieving and they get to choose which onr yhey do#anyways the forge of wonders started as a magic shop that only accepted platinum (1000 gold) as currency so they did a lot of shopping ther#i just took that old document full of crazy magical items and i tweaked it and molded it and added to it and the new version is 33 pages 🥰#thats what ive been doing at work the past three days lol#dnd#my dnd
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AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES !!!
Sometimes you just have to draw the most self indulgent domestic scenes of all time featuring your funky demon persona and your blorbo or else you explode and die ok!!
(porch linework under the cut because i spent way too much time on it fjkhghjlkf)
ok ok ok listen. i know the top part of the porch should be way thicker and sturdier but listen.. i didnt realize it till i was almost done coloring, and also this is a magic house that demon dude conjured with magic powers so its fine actually and totally structurally sound no worries ok!!!
#i was gonna draw two scenes each for sun and moon but man. i really ran out of steam and ive got so many other stuff i wanna work on#so the moon scene i did manage to do is colored :)#that way its still even hgfjkhgfj#also they are drinking arizona green tea :] also i drank some arizona green tea while drawing this fkhgjhkgf its a very tasty beveredge!!#fnaf sb#fnaf dca#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#moondrop#sundrop#oc demon dude#eyndr does art
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#i figured this would be better suited for a separate post continuing from here#I've had people get angry at me for giving Steve a proper strongman build - thus making him fat and muscular in the process#ive gotten people mad at me for making him his direct colorpicked skin tone. got told I made him ''the wrong color'' for it#got called slurs#got told i need to just ''take a joke'' when im getting right fully angry at people telling me im wrong for making his AU design that way#been quite literally told our art looks ''ugly as hell'' when people ran out of bigoted arguments#its all just getting really hard and really tiring to keep doing what i love when everyone is vocal about hating it#and very few people are vocal about liking it#i do art for me dont get me wrong. and people have been supportive.#but i cant help but wonder if anyone would have even cared about the mega ref at all if it hadn't been surrounded by people full of hate#its just hard to stay motivated and put my all into something that's gotten so much backlash for stupid reasons you know#i've been putting so much love into my work surrounding this AU lately. my writing and my art. for over the past year now#i try not to ask anything in return other than for people to just pay attention to it at all. give it a reblog#but the one time we have something out of it become popular its because people are stupid and bigoted#i dont care about numbers this isnt about that. i just care about returning the passion i put into the world.#if anyone wants to send anything my way feel free. i could use it#sorry for venting
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greys s5 would be so good without the stupid military shit owen’s character brought
#i love george (whatever. i know) but him dying immediately after enlisting was karma.#greys lb#anyway trying to finish this crochet project ive been working on forever n i ran out of one color so i have to substitute what#i have bc im broke n it looks funky now…. </3
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Toni Kensa from @deanthe 's flop sqaud comics
#splatoon#bages art tag#OUGH ive been on a fanart kick lately and as well a FINALLY using my art tablet kick#so i made this guyyy after i read the entire comic one day on the bus yesterday morning#hes the type of guy to break down in the lunch room after they ran out of his special type of fancy water and or#he only got two sushi rolls in his lunch instead of the normal three#also this mfo probably was a business major fuck this guy#i swear ive seen this guys design before....#toni kensa#ALSO MY uh art tablet pen thing..? DIED WHILE I WAS DRAWING THIS SO I HAD TO COLOR IT WITH MY MOUSE#flop squad
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like I wasn't even who he was mad at but I was the one standing right behind him so when he turned around to scream that he's fucking pissed off at everyone in the store and coming back to shoot it up he wouldn't let me get away from him
#like i tried to hide behind the center stands in the aisle bc he was like a cart length away from me#and he followed me around it to keep directing at me bc everyone else got the fuck out of dodge when he opened with everyone listen up#his veins were bulging in his head and he was turning colors he was screaming so loud. i scramnled for the furthest register immediately#and people on the opposite end of the store were talking about what he said so like. loud. loud#right in my fucking face what did i do#if that guy had had a gun on him i would be bleeding out on the floor in a walmart right now#like#i cant stop shaking and crying that was so fucking scary he ran for the door after so i didntoo#fucking. the first time ive tried to grocery shop in person in over a year#whats the worst that could happen? i asked myself#a guy screams in my face that he wants to shoot the store up i guess. ok
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drawing more furry fnaf art. yknow just to keep you posted. i love posting in the tags sorry these ones got away from me
#sammy is a brown bear (like freddy). his mom is white like funtime freddy#then crying child is blue (like bon bon. and to go with lizzies bonnet pink) (theyre not twins in my au but they definitely act like it. so#its like cute.) mrs. afton is blue violet (rockstar bonnie) bc i was running out of colors. i had already assigned her blue anyway.#max is black bc i seriously ran out of rabbit colors. or! no wait shadow bonnie. thats totally the inspo and not i had made his ears black#already. i think thats literally every rabbit color available. the afton family is pretty big. ig vanny. who would go with vanessa. obvi bu#shes not in my au. or at least not an afton. and therefore not a rabbit. if she was though shed be white.#and if you havent seen any previously drawn ones henry and william are yellow (obviously. they already have fursonas. theyre the reason#everyone else gets one. LOL) micheals purple like classic bonnie (who... is purple even if it was then retconned. hes purple. look at#withered bonnie. i hate ppl who say its just lighting. thats a lie by big blue bonnie. he was literally purple and then he changed his mind#like i said lizzie is pink like bonnet. and then charlie is black like lefty. because duhh.#DONT ask me about how this shit works okay. the rabbit dated the rabbit and the bear dated the bear. bc thats what happened. theres not#here. the bears got divorced. and the rabbits. the yellow rabbit and bear are fucking#no um. i like willry but i think if they were really fucking. i just think things would go differently. henry's gay in my au i dont think i#he actually had a man to fuck he'd manage to have children. its not who he is to me. will is bi but he obv thinks henry is some exception t#him being perfectly normal and straight. everyone wants to fuck their business partner. otherwise youd do it yourself#ig they can fuck after. i hate when people do these boring aus where henry and william never get married and william isnt a murderer and so#like what? theres nothing? just a couple of guys? if im looking for fics where theyre fucking im not looking for a fic where everything is#nice and clean. be serious. can we at least have some angst about it being the 70s or are you too much of a bitch for that too#anyway.....#simons spouting#simons fnaf au#OH also if anyone reads this whats the stance on this stupid idea i have where sammy pretends he has a thing for michael to annoy max. bc.#their parents had a thing for eachother. and sammy and max have a more familial relationship. and michael and charlie have a familial#relationship. but michael and sammy have barely met and do not at all. is it pushing it? i was thinking yknow from sammys perspective that'#'his sons' dad but! like you can fuck your sons dad. that's not weird. unless thats the way youre phrasing it i guess LOL. but i guess#michael would be like. thats 'my sisters' brother. and that is not someone you fuck*. BUT this isnt michaels perspective its sammy being#annoying. and from sammys perspective that is NOT his sister and there for NOT his sisters brother. *also im pretty sure this is subjective#if youre just friends. yknow. the ethics of sammy using this to bother max is not on the table because i think he deserves to be a#a bit of an ass. anyway LMAOO fkdglfg. let me know if youd like ive got anon asks on. please dont judge me for not knowing this.
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It really is So. Very inconvenient. As a cat owner. To have a cat-based trauma response.
#speculation nation#negative/#animal illness ment/#shes ok i think. i woke up to June yowling That specific tone#bolted out of bed. she threw up and then started acting totally fine again#couldnt see anything off about the puke color-wise. it looked like she'd just eaten some hair and puked it back up.#and it mustve felt unpleasant. and thus. the yowl.#no blood. no suspicious objects. and shes currently darting around chasing tally like normal.#i took her to the vet Last Week and they ran tests and said she's overall healthy. just allergies.#and then she started sneezing but i think she's been sneezing less since ive been making an effort to clean.#changed to non-clumping litter at the vet's insistence so theres no extra dust. swept up all of the floors.#and i think she's sneezing less. i think it's getting better.#so for today's thing. i just need to clean up my room. get things more orderly in There like it is in the living room now.#so she cant find random things on the floor to eat and then throw up about.#i think things will be okay. i think she's okay. she's acting okay. she's been eating just the same as normal.#it's just... that specific tone of a cat's voice. it brings back some really unpleasant memories.#of the end of sammy's life. when he was in so much pain he was just Screaming. and it was 3 am and i was so so alone.#and there was blood in his puke. i dont ever want to have to clean my own cat's blood off the floor again.#june bug's okay but that specific noise she made just sent my mind Running and im just hunched trying to tell myself its ok#at least she's acting totally fine now. i just need to cling to that.#animal death ment/#sorry for the trauma dump lmao i just. needed to vent this somewhere. so onto my tumblr blog it goes lmao
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its insane how my small town of <10,000 is more diverse than the majority of hollywood productions that are set in major cities
#im exaggerating obvs its not like i ran the stats or whatever#but in SO many movies and tv shows#even if there's people of color they're all skinny and abled#like growing up i've known and seen so many fat people. people with cleft lips. people with prosthetic limbs#people with burns. people in wheelchairs. people of all faiths and speaking all languages#like i could go on#and ive been to <15 cities and towns in my life and maybe two of them had populations over 1 million (boston and nyc)#i am not making a bad joke when i say that i see more disabled people in the outlet mall on a wednesday#than ive ever seen on tv or film#like that's legitimately fucked!#such large parts of the earth's population are just left out of media entirely#when they're such large parts of our lives and our world but they're just ignored#its just insane when you think about it#mickey.txt#(like obviously structural change and aid is ultimately more important than representation#but its still messed up how many people are left out of even the background or crowd shots#its really gross to put it mildly)
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I have what I like to call a “makeup-passing” face, which means that my eyelashes are dark and my lips are red and my skin is more or less the same color across the board by default, and by and large one of the most hilarious conversations I’ve ever had was when this adult woman went off about this sixteen-year-old in our work group who never wore any makeup. Now, I didn’t like this girl, her personality was just miserable and she was horrible at teamwork, but neither of those things have anything to do with makeup. So this adult woman started going on about how she never wears any makeup, and I was like, “Uh, well, I don’t wear makeup either,” hoping that would angle the conversation back towards her actual flaws, but this woman was not letting up. She said, “I’m not asking her to wear a ton, but every woman who respects herself should have a little lipstick and some basic mascara every day,” and I got a little fed up and said, “I don’t own any mascara and I only wear lipstick with evening gowns,” and this adult woman just kind of stared at me for almost forty seconds before going. “Well. You can do that.” Like she was so obviously trying so hard to avoid saying that I was pretty enough to do that but this other girl wasn’t because even she could tell it was kind of a shitty thing to say when it was that plainly put, but she was also having a lot of trouble getting over this “wearing makeup is the way for a woman to respect herself (and the people around her)” hump and it was honestly genuinely funny.
#i was eighteen at the time and not especially confrontational#i probably shouldnt have been shit talking the girl but listen she was horrible to work with#i never intended for the conversation to go further than#'i dont like working with her' 'me neither shes annoying'#but such is the nature of such conversations they often go further than you meant#anyway tho her makeup habits had nothing to do with why she was hard to work with#i think the woman thought it was another symptom of her personality flaws? but like genuinely there are so many reasons#to not wear makeup or to wear it#you cant make assumptions across the board about why someone does it or what it says about them#but yeah#i wouldnt say im lucky to look like this because i cant go to a corner store without the cashier asking for my number#but then i also dont have to hear random makeup lectures from older women who arent my mother so#you win some you lose some i guess#its not super comforting when i know theyre mostly only refraining from the lectures because they think im wearing makeup#i did actually wear quite a bit of foundation/eyeshadow/lipstick in college#i was experimenting#also the foundation had acne medicine in it and it was fantastic#some of the best ive used#but after i ran out i couldnt find the same brand again so i stopped doing that#sometimes i get wild colored lipstick and wear it tho#esp blue
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HONK! CRASH!
Danny woke up with a jerk. He laid in bed for a long moment, staring at the ceiling and listening to the chaos downstairs. He could hear something running around the house honking, his dad yelling, and the sound of a gun going off. He didn’t have enough sleep to deal with this. All he had wanted was to sleep before school, but was that ever going to happen? No! Why was it always him that had to deal with everything?
“GRAB IT MADDIE, IT’S GETTING AWAY!” Dad yelled.
“I KNOW, JACK!” Mom yelled, shooting her gun again.
CRASH!
Danny rubbed his eyes with a deep sigh, tossing the covers off of him and putting his feet onto the floor. Just as he was about to get up, he heard thumping coming up the stairs. Great! Now he would get in trouble if he didn’t try to head off whatever was running around their house. He ran over to his bedroom door and yanked it open, running down the hall until he was face to face with a black duck. It wasn’t even a ghost! The duck had a patch of blue around its eyes that looked like a mask, and blue markings down the side of it. In his confusion, the duck slipped between his legs and kept running down the hall.
Jazz screamed from somewhere downstairs. “There’s another one!”
“IVE GOT IT!” Dad yelled.
Cursing, he ran after the duck just as his Mom ran up the stairs. He grabbed the duck off of the ground, ignoring it as it hissed at him and tried to bite him.
“What the fuck?” He asked Mom.
“Language, sweetie.” Maddie said while she aimed the gun at the duck in Danny’s hands.
“What’s going on?” He had to raise his voice to be heard over the duck squealing.
CRASH!
They both ignored the sounds coming from downstairs. Danny decided it wasn’t his immediate problem, so he said nothing on what sounded like Dad plowing through a wall at top speed while running.
“We thought these ducks were ghosts at first, but they’re not. We don’t know where they came from.” Maddie took a step towards him, a frown on her face. “They came out of the portal.”
The duck was still trying to bite him. It couldn’t even break the skin of his hand, so he didn’t try to fight it.
“Weird looking duck.” He commented. “Ducks aren’t blue.”
The duck squawked loudly in protest.
“GOT IT!” Jack yelled from downstairs.
“Can we like… throw it back in the portal?” He asked.
“It could come back in. We don’t know where in the portal it came from.” Mom said, lowering the gun now that the duck had stopped trying to escape.
“You think another dimension?” He asked as they walked downstairs.
“Perhaps. For now we’ll put them in the holding pod and figure out what to do next.” Mom led him down to the lab.
When they got down there, he added the duck in his hands to the cell that housed the other duck. The other duck was differently colored from the first. It was black, with green feet, a green mask around its eyes, and red markings along its body. The duck seemed to be howling bloody murder.
“This one put up a fight!” Dad said proudly. “Too bad it’s not a ghost.”
“Great. I can go back to sleep now, right?” He asked tiredly.
“You sure you don’t want to help with the interdimensional search? You’ve always been the best at this.” Mom offered.
“No thanks.” He declined, yawning. “But if they’re still here when I wake up then I’ll help.”
“Okay. Good night, sweetie.” Mom kissed his forehead.
“Night mom, Night dad.” He waved as he walked back upstairs.
As soon as he got back upstairs, he found Clockwork sitting on his bed. He screamed in frustration.
#dp x dc au#dp x dc writing prompt#dp x dc#dp x dc fanfic#dp x dc prompt#dp dc crossover#danny phantom crossover#dp x dc crossover#danny phantom#dp crossover#dpxdc prompts#dpxdc#dcxdp#dick and damian are ducks#interdimensional travel#reveal gone right#danny fenton#Danny is tired#danny is so done
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Batboys and
how they talk about you
Bonus fic as a thank you for allowing my jason fic to do well 💋
Dick Grayson-
, who talks about you like a goddess walking the earth, loves you more than words. The type to talk about you so much that people doubt your real
“My girlfriend is so sweet, guys. Today we went to that one library I like. Guys, have I told you even her favorite book is adorable?”
It doesn’t help that he tends to get caught up in certain details, completely ignoring other ones. No one knew your name until a week into dating.
Jason: “If you asked me before, I would’ve never believed him; weve all gone a little insane, but now that Ive seen proof, I'm happy for him. He gets to be well-dick, and she gets to smile and nod, but I swear she enjoys it. They’re weird together.”
Tim: “We love Dick. A lot, but we were looking at a wonderful facility that has an in-patient gym in the beginning. But the way he looks at her, I wouldn’t be surprised if she actually did miracles.”
Damian: “At least I believed him at the start. He was smitten and absolutely whipped. I thought it was just like Dick. I don’t know why I, of all people, was the only one that caught it.
Bruce: Yeah, I knew she was real. Why would I ruin everyone’s fun? I mean, Dick is a bit. Aloof sometimes… I'm not exactly surprised; he’s not exactly amazing socially sometimes, but with her, he’s extra awkward, and I watched him flirt with men and women. But look, as long as he’s happy, we’re happy for him.”
Dick is a completely drunken idiot, with so much training thrown out the window.
(Can you tell I'm not a fan of a playboy dick😞 im sorry i love a good love stuck man)
Jason Todd-
, who is extremely protective of his peace, sometimes acts as if you’re fragile. He was the type to invite you to a family game night where he called a family meeting an hour beforehand, forcing everyone to be on their best behavior. Needless to say, it was awkward, but one uno round later, he realized you fit in just fine.
“I knew my girl would win. She's a gangster.”
boast when you absolutely dominate everyone playing in the game. You never quite beat the cheating allegations.
Dick: "I don’t know how he did it, but he found someone who brings out a side of him I haven’t seen in years. No one is that good at uno; naturally, at least, I think she’s a meta. I'm not saying that non-metas aren’t good at uno.”
Tim: "You know how in movies the girl animals just have lashes, and how the boy is always darker and the girl will be like a lighter color? It's like she was made for him. I'm glad he found his anamorphic girl, Wolf. But, can I be honest? I think Alfred was telling her our cards.”
Damian: "I'm glad Jaybird is happy. He’s definitely earned it. Even if she cheats at UNO, they’re perfect for each other. Hell, the cheating is what makes them perfect for each other.”
Bruce: "I'm glad to see Jason happy. The sparkling in his eyes, the boyish smile, is the same joy I saw after he hit me with a car iron and ran off, giggling. I like her.”
Bruce Wayne-
is proud to show you off publicly. He’s not one to spoil someone, but sometimes he can’t help but pick up trinkets for you. Sometimes you’d wake up to keychains, jewelry, or even clothes somewhere in your shared room.
He tried so hard to be there for you and protect you from his line of work. Some nights, he wouldn’t come to bed at all to avoid waking you. Some nights, if you worried too much, he would send Dick out in the Batman costume so he could be by your side.
"Shh, baby, its ok... Tonight, I'm staying with you, okay? I love you; do you know that? And I know sometimes the risk scares you, but I’ll always be here for you.”
Dick: "It's nice knowing Bruce isn’t constantly brooding about it. Well, I knew that fact already, but this is different. I only see a light in his eyes when he’s doing stuff he absolutely loves. Like when he talks to his parents tombs and we pretend we don’t see him.”
Jason: "i think that man would come back from the dead more dramatically than I did for this woman. And I waged like 3 wars.”
Tim: “Sometimes I see them sitting in the library together in silence. All they do is enjoy each other’s presence. Its adorable”
Damian: “Dads earned it. And when I say he’s earned it, I mean he’s earned it!”
Bruce isn’t the easiest to be with, but he always makes up for it.
#dc x reader#jason todd x reader#nightwing imagine#red hood#red hood x reader#dick grayson x reader#bruce wayne x reader#batman x reader#dc imagine#self indulgence at its finest
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What would be really cute is if a spell backfired temporarily turning alastor into the cursed cat alastor and the reader ends up fawning over him and taking care of him, not realizing its actually him. He's just loving all the attention from her 🤭
I love catlastor! Omg yes! Just a quick little piece while he’s so popular. That is so cute!!
It was, decidedly, not cute. A … raccoon? Mutant Fennec Fox? No, no it was more feline. But, hmm. Maybe hell had their own breeds of trash animals. Either way, you picked up the little creature. Red and black, stupid fucking smile, sharp teeth. It seemed to be shaking? No, vibrating? Quaking?? You struggled to keep it in your hands, but managed to tuck it under your arm like a football.
You had found it roaming the lobby, perhaps it was a resident’s … pet? It cocked it’s head, staring at you while you were staring at it from your bed.
“Psst Psst,” you offered it a piece of meat, but no response. Its eyes searched the room, seemingly not limited in their range of motion. With a screech it launched itself at the mounted deer head above the fireplace.
You pulled and tugged, its jaw locked onto the antlers. “Come on you little shit, come on,” You put your leg against the wall for leverage. Then your other leg. Soon you were hanging from the deer, too, by way of the tiny animal’s legs.
How was it so strong? Determination? Magic? Pure unbridled insanity? The ever dilated eyes seem to beg the latter.
Finally, it lost interest and you both dropped to the ground.
“Do… do you want scratches?”
It’s eyes blinked independently of eachother.
You reached out a trembling hand, focused entirely on the row of yellowed teeth grinning back at you.
With a well placed scratch behind it’s ear, the little creature softened and fell over onto it’s side like a horse about to die.
“Aww?” You wondered out loud, “You like that?” You scooped it up and got comfortable in the plush chair opposite the cold fireplace.
“Only Lucifer would think a fireplace in hell made any sense,” you ran your hand down the length of the ball of fur and fangs, “He belongs on a travel size chess set, not designing hotels.”
Your hand jumped, “Are you purring? Wittle Gobwin hates Luci?” It’s tail wagged side to side, “Awww. Okay, yeah, you’re pretty cute.”
You don’t remember falling asleep, but you woke up gasping, struggling to expand your lungs fully. Looking down you found none other than the cannibal deer of the Pride Ring, Alastor, cuddled on your lap.
Too weak to move him, too scared to wake him, you wiggled yourself up enough to breath and pretended to be asleep. It was best, you thought correctly, that he could have the illusion of sneaking out undetected.
The next morning you passed him in the halls, unable to stop yourself from whispering “wittle gobwin.”
Luckily, you were a fast runner.
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🏹Alastor stalkers: @celestial-vomit , @amurtan
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