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OK PREFACING WITH IM SORRY IF I ALREADY SENT THIS EXACT ASK BUT MY WIFI KILLED ITSSLF AS I SENT IT SO IDK IF IT ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH. but in case it didn’t . i know youve gotten this countless times in the past because i blog stalked just in case youve mentioned something similar before but i need to know if you have any specific inspirations when you draw exaggerated expressions specifically like these two images of marcille. ive actually cried laughing over this comic and being able to communicate this type of visceral emotion is such an insane skill and ive followed your art for probably close to a decade through various fandoms so watching you develop this style has been fucking awesome and epic. like i cannot articulate how funny these are to me i just need you to understand i look at this comic to inspire me to draw now. the closest comparison i can draw to the feelings they evoke are like those mspaint reaction images and also mspaint tails i included for reference even though you probably know exactly what im talking about anyways but its actually so much harder to do that intentionally when you study art. also i lied you literally don’t even need to answer this i just had to let you know how obsessed i am over your silly comics and now ive written out a whole ass discussion post about it. im sorry if this is weird at all i think my daily prescribed amphetamines r wearing off and i know this is such a dumb specific thing to fixate on and im so sorry if its not something you want to hear about your art. ive just always seen that as an artist this type of expressive stupid silly style is something that comes after a significant amount of time and practice and study and style development despite being “simple” in theory. its just so cool to have worked with your own style so much that youre able to go “off model” from it and still maintain consistency with the rest of the piece. i said it already and im sorry this is actually rendundant now but the ability to communicate such raw emotion somehow decreases from at its height when someone is a beginner artist learning how to proportion and keep a steady line and what looks “normal” but somehow it all comes full circle because taking all that experience and using it to almost return to where you started but in a fully informed and intentional way so you can make choices to draw characters like this when the situation calls for it is just dhcidogakgoshfhw. i think i need to cut myself off or im going to talk in circles im sorry tumblr user sabertoothwalrus i just am fascinated by your style and progress and the years you’ve dedicated to art can be seen in so many places but this is just one that stands out to me specifically.
MMMMM what a fun question!!!
I'm not gonna lie, I think it's just Letting A Drawing Be Bad. I definitely think the people that struggle with this the most are people who have genuinely very pretty art styles, to the point of being kind of perfectionist about it. and to Draw Funny often means Drawing Fast and Weird. Pretty is kind of the antithesis of funny (unless being pretty is the punchline). do drawings that make yourself laugh. tracing/lining funny sketches almost always makes them less funny.
one of my favorite types of humor is when it skews more deadpan, actually. This is one of the reasons I love Adventure Time. minimal expressions and flat line delivery + absurd context is a really good combo. the key to comedy has more to do with contrast! if your drawings are allllll crazy ren & stimpy all the time, they're not funny anymore cause it's just "normal". if it's all subdued UNTIL it's extreme, and vice versa, then it's funny. The reason this comic is so funny is because of the complete lack of any expression. I feel like the one you sent of Marcille shouting "WHAT" is funnier when you know how much she tries to be dainty and feminine and delicate, how much she values her appearance, and how averse she is to "gross" or "weird" things.
something I find really annoying (and this is with comics/animation in general, not the expressions themselves) is when the joke goes on for too long. Like you'll have the joke, then the punchline, and THEN the characters reacting to the punchline??? Like the author didn't trust that their audience would find the joke funny, so they basically drew in a laugh track. But, this is distinct from a character's reaction being the punchline (like how the examples you gave from my Marcille comic are). MY POINT IS sometimes expressions aren't as funny on their own as you think, and context can affect how you feel about it!
as far as inspirations go!
my own face! even if I don't have a mirror, I like making the expressions myself so I can "feel" where the points of tension on my face are, and it gives me a sense of what to exaggerate.
my brother's art, believe it or not! we've been trying to make each other laugh with our drawings since we were kids, and he's really good at it.
ATLA has some great expressions
OK KO has been a reallyyyy good source for me lately. That show is so tailored to my sense of humor and the expressions and line deliveries feel exactly like the kinds of things I'd come up with. The tone, timing, and art style are all really close to the tv show pitch I'm working on, so when I feel like I've "strayed" too much from it (like after drawing a bunch of dungeon meshi, and my art feels tighter and... idk "manga-ier"?) I like to go and watch a couple episodes of OK KO to loosen back up
A lot of things like OG Spongebob, Calvin & Hobbes, the Simpsons, Chowder, etc etc
memes in general. if it makes you laugh, keep it in mind
and lastly, I wouldn't say I ever try to mimic funny expressions I see. Like if I watch a show for inspo, I'm not pausing it to copy specific drawings, I'm just trying to notice patterns and pay attention to what about it I find funny.
talking about being funny is really bizarre and I dunno if it makes it lose some of the magic. Ultimately it's something you can't think about too much, and just gotta go with your gut.
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27 Dresses
⋆⭒˚.⋆always the bridesmaid, never the bride...⋆⭒˚.⋆
In which you're a chronic bridesmaid and a lover of weddings, and Ellie is a love-repulsed wedding reporter who works for a newspaper.
a/n- hiii guys i wrote up this first part today, i honestly don't know how long it will take me to write more oops but trust i want to! lowkey my first post on tumblr so if this flops </3 this part is around 700 words and is mainly just intro...actual interaction soon to come! love u mean it
You were running so, so late.
On most days, your agenda was booked and followed down to the very seconds of the day.
7AM- wake up
7:05AM- get in shower
7:20AM- exit shower, brush teeth
7:22AM- get dressed
7:27AM- start coffee maker
7:30AM- drink coffee and try not to regret your decisions thus far
You get the idea.
Today, however, you were running late. Your alarm failed to sound at 7, so you were late to the shower, which made you late to have your coffee, and so on.
On top of that, your heavenly, brown-leather-bound agenda was nowhere to be found. It wasn’t the absolute end of the world, since you basically have your schedule memorized for the next year and a half, but it was like losing your security blanket. You felt exposed. Empty, almost.
After throwing on a somewhat-acceptable outfit for your office assistant job, you swallowed your last sip of coffee before bolting out the wooden door of your apartment and down the street towards the bus stop. If you could run fast enough, you would make it just in time-
The bus closes its doors and departs, with you still standing outside.
Fuck.
.・゜゜・ ・゜゜・．
Ellie woke up on the right side of the bed. Her morning meeting with the editor of her newspaper column was cancelled, allowing her to get an extra 30 minutes of sleep. When she visited her usual coffee shop to get her iced chai, they gave her a croissant on the house. She had not felt this refreshed and energized in years!
And, best of all, she felt the weight of a little leather-bound agenda in her work bag.
The night before, she was attending a friend from college’s wedding. She was surprised when the wedding invite arrived in her mailbox, since she hadn’t spoken to this girl since undergrad, but she RSVP’d nonetheless. What, who was she to turn down an open bar and the opportunity to watch a potential bridezilla/bridesmaid meltdown?
Anyways, she showed up in a nice, collared shirt and some black dress pants that were in the back of her closet. As she sipped on her whiskey and waved at some old friends, she saw something that caught her eye.
Or, rather, someone.
You, in a god-awful bridesmaid dress (seriously, what happened to neutral tones and simple silhouettes? Are bridesmaid dresses that bad to ensure that the bride looks the best?), rushing towards the exit, nearly tripping in your heels. Intrigued, she sets her glass down, and begins to sneak away outside behind you.
“Ok, here is the deal. I’ll pay you $300 to drive me around all night, but if you peak into the backseat, I’ll drop it by $20-“ she overheard you talking to a taxi driver, reaching down to rip off your heels. The driver nods, begins to speak, but you cut him off- “Nope, I’m not changing that rule. I just need you to take me back and forth between these venues.”
You throw yourself into the backseat when the cabbie nods, and Ellie watches, amused. Who is this girl? Aren’t you the maid of honor?
You, in the backseat of the cab, begin pulling out another brightly-colored dress as the cab peels off. Ellie scoffs as she watches, before heading back inside.
You make your return just in time for your maid of honor speech that follows cocktail hour. Ellie, still stanced near the bar, watches you smooth down your dress and take the mic, gushing about how much you love the bride, how you grew up together, how you were so proud to see the woman she had become…it was so perfect, so textbook. You were either extremely genuine in your praises, or you were an amazing actress.
Following the speech, Ellie eyes you as you once again rush outside, back to the cabbie who was waiting. As you run, however, something falls out of your bag…
Squatting, Ellie grabs it from the ground. A small, yet extensively used planner.
Bingo.
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⤯ 𝐈𝐧 𝐊𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲 ->
Ellie Williams X Fem Reader
omg, my first fic, eek! so scared lowk but I have so much saved in my docs that I need to spill soon. Ok, love ya, lmk what u think, constructive crit is welcomed per usual <3 ⚢
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It was a cool mid Autumn morning. You sat there with the open window breezing against your flushed face and loose hair. It was an empty one-bedroom house, the cold air accompanied by the hollow walls made it eerie but relaxing. Wearing simply a baggy t-shirt and underwear you rose from the nest of a bed that formed while you slept. Although you snore, you sleep like a baby. With a head full of messy dark brown hair, a quick finger comb through your hair evens out the texture and density to some extent. Rolling out of bed, you crack your back, letting out a groan of relief, slowly easing your way out of your cozy bed. Come the fall time, the need for patrol hits its peak, most infected don’t stay out in the cold, so they tend to be the most active at the cusp of autumn.
As your eyes adjust to the light from the outside, so do your ears, the muttering of Jackson echoed through the neighborhood and led into your home. You reach for the hairbrush next to your bedside and try your best to aggressively claw out the knots left.
While you brushed and brushed your long hair, you heard the voices becoming more distinct. One specific member of the town, Ellie, became particularly known very quickly and very shortly. Her voice was raspy and stuck out quickly from the crowd; you could pinpoint it was her instantly. Not only did she just arrive a few years prior, but she was quick. With a quick tongue and a quicker fist, no one fucked with her. She was like a chihuahua, all bark and bite. Intimidating, but intriguing and sometimes weird to look at for too long. But oh did she piss you off, getting cocky and assertive in the smallest of tasks. She always insists on signing the postbooks, never shares her rations, and complains about hypothermia despite only wearing thin canvas sneakers.
God was she the fucking worst.
Hearing all the commotion outside, you persist, throwing on a pair of jeans, a belt, and a long-sleeved black top, rolling up the sleeves to your elbows. As you get to the door, you swing on a pair of your best and only boots and slide into a pocket-ridden jacket. You searched for your lighter and handgun, striking the white lighter to double-check its usage. You then make your way out of the suburban make-shift home and easily make your way to Jackson, the city you grew up in.
The leaves crunched below your boots as you made your way to the town center, where the majority of the town gathered that morning for the patrol assignments. Looking around you see familiar face after face, lining the circle surrounding Maria and the handful of men who surrounded her. Fortunately, you missed the entire meeting, but unfortunately as you have zero idea what the fuck you’re assigned to do. Surprisingly, Maria didn’t call you out like she usually does, by now she would've had your neck for being this casually late to a meeting like this, especially such an important one-
“Y/n.” Maria states assertively, the loud chatting turning to a shushed mumble.
You look around trying to avoid the piercing eye contact but falling back into her stone-cold stare, it went right through you, sending shivers and goosebumps.
“Yes, ma’am?” You ask, never using such proper language when addressing someone, ever in your life, you shuttle at the look Maria gave.
Her boot steps sounded louder than they ever did before.
“This is the 5th time this month.” She barked, the surrounding crowd turning away and quickly sharing chatter with their cliques.
“Yeah, I know, just trust me, I was in a rush, I didn’t even put my hair up,” You say, placing your hands in your pockets in the hope of hiding your anxious picking.
“I watch you stroll into the center all relaxed, you seem in no way of a rush,” Maria stated, her voice lowering as she raised a single eyebrow.
“Okay and?” Y/n mumbles, “Guarantee it wasn’t anything important.”
She lowered her eyebrow, crossed her arms, and raised her head abruptly, “You missed patrols, you were assigned the post north-east of Kelly,” Maria’s lips curled, looking y/n up and down as she walked away to her office building, “better get packing, that’s nothing important, right?”. You could hear the smile form on Maria’s lips as she walked away.
Are you fucking kidding me? Kelly, the farthest post owned by Jackson, all because you missed one meeting? Not even just the Kelly outpost, the farthest fucking post all the way up in the peaks- oh my fucking god.
Growing up in Jackson, you were trained for all different kinds of situations. Though you weren’t born here, it was where you learned everything you know now. Combat, shooting, hunting, gathering, and all the basics. Yeah, you weren’t always at the top of your class in everything, but you were a damn good aid. Knowing each medicine by its prefix or suffix, biology, and medicine is where you shine. Yeah, not combat, but you can survive, that’s all that matters.
“Who am I posted with?” Y/n called out, a scoff leaving your voice as you exhaled, her eyes closed hoping for a big group where she could simply sit back and watch.
With Maria’s back still turned, she answered with a pause. “Williams, she has the experience you don’t, trust me, you won't be that screwed.”
You stood there waiting for more people to be announced on your patrol. Nope, just Ellie. Fucking. Williams.
With a groan of dissatisfaction, you turned around, looking through the crowds of people, with everyone holding warm mugs and staying clumped together, it was hard to find that short mother-fucker. You still couldn’t believe it, peering between each conversation, trying to find the auburn-headed girl. She was so obviously loud this morning, how could you not find her now, when you actually needed to get ahold of her.
Suddenly, after walking around town center for a minute, you overhear a group of chatter,
“I can’t believe Maria would pair you two up like that,” One voice echoed down an alley.
“I know- like out of all of us standing there, she picks y/n.” Another states.
“I’m fucked.” Says another.
That was the voice. The raspy and obvious voice stood out so quickly to your ears.
You followed the group of voices, walking down a strip of self-owned stores, the in-between of the two buildings had voices spilling out of it. You walked closer, and upon turning into the alleyway,
There she was.
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alright i was planning to put out a big celebratory nublar six fanart for chaos theory day but since its 10 and I'm only done with darius I'm putting a pin in that and instead posting the notes i took at the time while watching the show!!
BIG JURASSIC WORLD CHAOS THEORY SPOILERS AHEAD
I'm going to come out with more sane-sounding analyses and all when i calm down so stick around for that -> for this i was just writing down whatever was in my head while watching but it's still fun!! (italicized the best fragments)
episode 1:
- oh my fucking god bens a redditor. my sweet boy what have u done to him
- darius calling brooklynn just to hear her voice made me tear up :((
- oh my GOD i missed benrius so so much
episode 2:
- HE TURNED HIS VAN INTO A HUGE DORK POUCH AWWW LOVE THIS LITTLE (BIG) GUY
- "guess we could've looked that up but… well…" BEN.
- WHAT THE FUCK WHATTHEFUCK BEN AND BROOKLYNN WHY ARE U DOING THIS TO ME
- SHES SO CUTE……
- im crying,,,,
- brookes an investigative journalist awww that fits her so well
- them bonding over dark jurrassic i CANNOT
- ben being obsessive and dealing with constant anxiety ahhh
- darius just called ben 'benjamin' i am in shambles
- ohhhwwhbgb theyre fighting over trust and brooklynn and ughghhh my babies
- awww bonding over candy i MISSED THEM SO MUCH
episode 3:
- SAMMY LIVING ON HER FARM AHH
- she doesnt talk to her parents anymore??? girl we all KNOW you care, you loved them SO MUCH?? she sacrificed so much for them what the hell happened
- BUMPER CARRRRR SHES HEERREEEEEE
- AWWW HER AND BENS REUNION!!!!!!!
- ben defending bumpy. also i dont like carlos
- SAMMY GIRLIE I LOVE U SO MUCH PLEASE GO SEE A THERAPIST. AVOIDING UR PROBLEMS BY KEEPING URSELF BUSY ISN'T HEALTHY. PLEASE
- WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK HER SEEING BROOKE I AM IN SHAMBLES
- SAMMY GUTTIEREZ. STOP.
- THE TEARS IN HER EYES
- OH MY GOD IM SOBBING WHAT THE FUCK
- "And what, Darius? Stop and think about Brooklynn dying, or my family not speaking to me, or Yaz pulling away from me? No. I… I can't stop. I won't." JESUS FUCGIN CHRSIT WHY
- ^ im gonna have to post a whole analysis on this scene because wgat the fuck man
- seeing them back in their 'hiding from the dinos' selves fbiudsjkbgfskd
- Sammy with Brookes jacket awhghh
- ^ also i STILL believe Brooklynns alive I DONT CARE WGAT ANYBODY SAYS PKAEASE
- ^^ HHDFUSIGIF
- alr this is the 2nd scene involving cars and jumping i have to start counting
- ok ths is building up GOOD
episode 4:
- ben being emo and sighing so somebody would notice him BROO
- THEYRE SO CUTE?? benrius married for the double income shenanigans
- YEAH BUMPYS A BOSS SHELL BE FINE
- BGFDHUJKH THEYRE ADORABLE
- i didn't know i needed benrius conspiring together until we got it
- BEN HAS A GIRLFRIEND. !!!!
- DARIUSES FLASHBACK SJIT??
- these children. (theyre older than me now i think)
- oh my fucking god theyre all so traumatised
- DARIUS AND KENJI ARENT ON SPEAKING TERMS. THE HELL.
- KENJIIIII HEIII!!!
- HES IGNORING HIM. WHAT THE FUVKING HWELL
- hes an eat-love-climb kinda guyy
- WHYRE THEY FIGHTINGG
- oh hes BLAMING DARIUS for brooklynn? KENJI KON WHAT THE FUCK
- she went to see daniel?????? why.
- SAM CALLING YASMINA ALL THE TIME I
- KENJ AND DARIUS WITH TRUST
- sammy ranting about yaz doing things she doesn't like i- PLEASE communicate. i beg u creator gods make them actually TALK to each other
- "I think we should split up." "gasp you and yaz?!" "what?! noo! us! the three of us!!! …why, did she say somethin'?" OH MY GODSHBKJG HOW BAD IS THEIR SITUATION IM SCARED
- sammy just tickled the keys off him
- THEY LEFT DARIUS TO DEAL WITH IT.
- okay them having the emotional conversation ON THE CLIFFSIDE. ok.
- KENJI BROKE UP W HER?? alright were getting dinostar then right
- ^ christ man i am too good at guessing these things
- DARIUS NOT KNOWING HOW CLIMBING ROPES WORK LMAO
- okay B&Kenji were cute im gonna miss them
- but Brooklynn ignoring him,,, JUSTIFIES IT. I GET IT KENJ OK
- POOR KENJI??? WTF???????????
- OH GODFFDHGFBV AND BEFORE HER DEATH TOO WHY
- OKAY i get that i should pay more attention to the dinostar crumbs and all but all i feel rn is sympathy for kenji. hes been done wrong ENTIRELY in this scenario and just. man.
- HTEY GOT BUMPY
episode 5:
- aiaiai darius babY PLEASE
- make them COMMUNICATE. PKEAFEEE
- kenji calls ds mom more than he does whagthehellman
- SAMS STILL CALLING YAZ AGHHH
- OK THE TEARS IN HER EYES STOP IT
- her and 'benjamin' bickering AHH
- SHES SOOOO GIRLBOSS I LOVE LVOE HER
- WTF THAT GUYS AN ASSHOLE??
- aaand THEYRE FREEING THE DINOS!
- FHUCkin daniel kon
- AHH THEYRE SO CUTESY
- BEN SUSPECTING SAMMY. AND JUST SAMMY. WHAT THE FUCK
- 'but i promise, I do trust you. now.' OOOHHHH MY SWEET SWEET DUDEEE. FUCK U
- i get WHY i GUESSS, with his paranoia and all but thats an ASSHOLE move
- daniel and kenji ermmbnbgvjsdk
- HES TRYING TO MANIPULATE HIM AGAAAINN DUDE ITS GETTING BORING
- w6AT. TF. KENJI
- ooh the good ol dino chase!!
- SAMMY BEING A GOOD FIGHTER AWHGHH
- WFAH THAT SCARED ME
- ok they made up!!
- I KNEW THIS GUY WAS AWFUL
- OKAYYYYY KENJ YESSS TALK ABOUT IT!!! FINALLYYYY COMMUNICATIONNNN
- YESWSS AHDJFSN THEYRE TALKING
- I LOVE THIS SO MUCH TEARS FLOWING DOWN MY CHEEKS AHFGDS
- I HATE THIS FUCKING GUY AIGERG SDFJ
- YES KENJI GO OFF BITCH!!!!!!
- brooke… whatttth,
- TF WAS SHE DOING
- OH MY FUCKING GOD THE SCREAM I SCREAMT WHEN I SAW THIS DINOSAUR CONTROLLING PERSON
NIGHTMARE FUCKING FUEL
- WHAT THE FGUCK WHYS SHE SO UNCANNY VALLEY I
LITTERALLY JUMPED AND MOVED AWAY IMMEDIATELY
- oh he doesnt die :(
- still WHO IS THAT??
- oh he does die :)
- fr tho - KENJI POOR BABY IM SO SORRY. as if he didnt go through enough already..
- WHY TEHGFHBVCKJS OH WHO ARE U U EERIE FUCKIN
- is kenj having a panic attack!!!!
- BCFHSDKJFBJKDBFKJVX THEYRE SO CUFKING SCARY WHY ARE THEIR MOVEMENTS SO MECHANICAL
- KENJI SAYING お父さん NOW I AM DDYING. I WILL NOT RECOVER.
episode 6:
- SHITTTT YAZ'S HEREEE
- ohhhh fuck shes dealing with A LOT
- DARLING U OK???
- THE FLASHBACKS ARE TERRIFYING
- shes so pretty!!!!
- BROOKLYNN BITCH WHTWS FD
- THEYRE SOOOOO CUTEEEEE
- I LOVE HOW YAZS MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES HAVE BEEN AND STILL ARE PORTRAYED
- I'm SO glad to see her dealing with everything and slowly getting over some of her trauma
- ooh ok YAZ AND SAMMY
- THEYRE SO HSGDIUF
- okay so the solution to the problem is. TALK. its just. TALK TO EACH OTHER.
- AWHH OK SHES NOT READY I SUPPOSEE
- SHIT sam bb i get protecting the ones u love. but u shouldnt hide things from ur gf just so she doesnt feel bad. especially things so huge.
- AND YAZ. babygirl. you shouldn't avoid your gf if shes doing something ure uncomfortable with. you shouldn't ignore her and make her feel bad abt it.
YASAMY. THIS IS AN INTERVENSION. TALK TO EACH OTHER. ACTUALLY. PLEASE
- ^ this is me showing how much im loving this storyline. VERY annoyed. love angst in fav ships. GOTTA HAVE SOME SPICE ONCE IN A WHILE I GET IT
- ^^ but if they break up im killing myself
- sammY PLEASEEFH DONT ASSUME JUST TALK. PTSD/MENTAL HEALTH IN GENERAL ISNT THAT SIMPLE
- theyre both doing wrong things AND I JUST AGHHH
-ALTHOUGHH when they finally DO communicate itll be SOO satysfying
- EEEE HERE THEY AREEEEEEE
- awkward. a little. BUT SWEET
- OK NO I CHANGED MY MIND THEYRE SOOOO CUTEEEE
- and ben and yazs friendship AGHGHHHG
- therapy island. awh okayy!!
- YAZS SO PASSIONATE I LOVE IT
- 'ohohohhh… let me show u!… benny boy'
- this is GOOD. it IS impressive!!
- SAMMY STOP IT
- YES YASMINA TALK ABOUT IT
- I AM LOVING THIS OH MY GOD
- JESUS CHRIST BEN
- NAH WHAT THE FUCK
- WHY. BENJAMIN.
- yasammyyyyyy i love u to hell and back WHY R U LIKE THIS
- ben&yaz bonding!!!!
- YEAHHH SHES HAPPY FOR UUUU
- THE BESTIESSSS
- OH MY GOD THE FUCKING DINOSAURS ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING
- ohhh this isnt good!!!
- OHHKAY THE GUYS DEAD WHAT THE FUCK
- jumping car scene count: 3
- 'big bens got moves' SHE SAID THE LINE
- i feel like DPW is gonna play a bigger role in this
- ^AND IM RIGHT.
- WGAT THE FUCNK
episode 7:
- OHKAY WHATS GOING ON
- theyre up buttt….. what the hell r they gonna do. they either drown or get eaten by a dino.
- YASAMMMYYYYY I MISSED U SO MUCH
- AND THEYRE SPEAKING AND SHJOWING AND HFUDSI
- okay KENJIS HABING A PANIC ATTACK I AM
- quick break to say the mental health representation and how its done in this show is one of the best examples on how to portray mentally unwell characters I've seen lately
- WTF DOES THIS GUY HAVE TO DO WITH THIS
- bens soggy van is what ure complaining about rn guttierez???
- OK THE SCENE OF BS DEATH I CANT IM SOBBING
- them both reaching for the phone ok.
- THEYRE ALIVE,
- YASAMMYS BACK OFFICIALLY PEOPLE I AM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
- ben respectfully i love u but that van wouldve died of old age in a matter of a week
- SHE HAD A PLACE
- he finally got to throw them phones away
- I AM SCREAMING OVER THESE YASAMMY MOMENTS IM AHGFSFJSV
- 'oh i am so gonna hunt them from beyond the grave' yasmina fadoula will u marry me
- oh right they dont have their phones so theyre not gonna be able to find each other
- ok so if im picking up what theyre putting down correctly brooklynn was investigating illegall DPW dinosaur dropoffs??
- cant tell if kenjis coming to terms with it or being jealous
- WHAT THE FUCK OK SHE EITHER GOT REALLY INTO THAT INVESTIGATING OR SHES ACTUALLY WENT CRAZY
- ok this kenji sequence questioning scene was amazing
episode 8:
- wgat the aHELL wr they doin
- ok darius and kenji awkwardly connecting. good
- ^and darius being protective around kenj over brooklynns phone since he left so many voicemails that he doesnt want him to hear? jesus christ man
- OKAY my favourite little trio in a truck with a dinosaur chat do we think theyll survive this
- tbh the amount of times in these kids lives where the probablity of survival was scary low is. er. sad
- ^ not only for them cause of trauma and stuff but for the random bg characters - dude dies after seeing a dino ONCE but six random kids? yeah theyll survive DOZENS without help
- quickly ill just say we need a name for the lesbians and their emotional support muscle wall. their dynamic is superb
- the kenji and brooklynn video I LOVE THEM
- BABYTALK
- . POOKIE BEAR. KENJI WENJI.
- shit fuckballs they're fighting again
- darius. just. talk?
- YES THIS IS GOOD TOO THIS IS GOOD
- that CAN be a coping mechanism i GUESSS
- what. who r u
- DPW BOSS?
- YEAH I THOUGHT THEYD FALL FOR THAT AGAIN THANK GOD
- YOU WERE IN WHAT WITH WHO NOW
- ^WHAT THHFSDN
- ^^I WAS EXPECTING THIS HIGHKEY BUT STILL
- ^^^ its good that he told kenji about this
- ^^^^ and its GREAT that kenji's understanding
- is this THE video???
- SHE IS WHAT NOW
- maybe this is how they get to take these dinos away?? by pretending the dinos are dead in the face of the law??
- 'ooh heyyy!. boo.' I LOVE U GUYS
- it IS the video.
- OK BUT A LITTLE BIT LONGER
- if i was in dariuses place i would NEVER recover
- KENJI RESPECTFULLY DON;T
- ^DONT BLAME HIM????
- please dont let this be the scary lady
- YEAH KENJ ATLEAST URE RESPECTFUL
- whats going on with bumpy.
- YASAMMMY I WANNA INJECT U INTO MY VEINS
- SHESAIDTHELINESHESAIDTHELINE
- ^ 'wanna make a little chaos?' WHAT IF I DIE. WHAT IF I DIE YASMINA. WHAT THEN.
- 'maybe. maybe not!!!!' BABIES??
- r the dinos drugged or controlled with the same method the inhumane ladys using
- ^or are they tranqued out of their minds. idk.
- OH SHIT? THEY SHOULDNT KILL AT THE WATERING HOLE
guess it isnt really that is it
- BENJAMIN NO
episode 9:
- now SAMMYS anxiety's spiking
- ok bens gonna not die hopefully??
- i love them stalking. the little creepers. hehe
- BUMPER CARRR WHATS GOING ON
- ^ is she drugged or smth :(((
- ^^^maybe shes pregnant?? but idk idk i dont think so
- ^^^^ fucking forshadowing
- ^^^^^ i sincerely hope its more positive than im thinking
- COMMUNICATION!!!!!!!! YESSSS!!!
- theyre the cutest!!!! Yasammy charades level teamwork!!!!!
- ok i love both the teams
- kenji and darius sticking up for each other despite everything. DO THEY WANNA MAKE ME SUFFER
- the kon puns im crying
- KENJI HELPING DARIUS CLIMB IM SCREAMING
- ok quick intermission i LOVE yazs design shes so cute
- hndsgjkb JUST FIND EACH OTHER ALREADY
- BENJAMIN CMON U GOTTA SAVE HER
- 'Are you dying?' WHATRF ESDGUHKUFDGKJBFDXBFVGBUFIDCFGVBKJSDXBC K
EFAHBUISDAGEBDBWAUISDFK
- ^ NO
- ^^ NO
- ^^^ NOOOOOOO
- WHATTTTTFDSDGJBMGDF
- SHE CANT BE
- ILL SOB MY EYES OUT I SWEAR TO GOD
- BEN HIDING AND CRYING I
- I FEEL U IM DOING THE SAME EXACT THING RN
- OKAY THEY KNOW NOW
- yaz&sammy&kenji&darius reunion1!!!!1!
- ^ AND WHERES BEN
- BUMPY. U STRONG STRONG WOMAN. I WANT U TO KNOW THAT IF U DIE. I WILL TOO.
- IM GONNA KILL MYSLEF/.
(this i fear is where i realise that im going insane)
- CREEPY MICRO BANGS IS AN AMAZING NAME FOR UNCANNY VALLEY WOMAN YEAH
- yeah atp i think weve all figured out its an illegal dino selling business
- wGAT
- yeah WTF WAS SHE DOING
- 'no talk. come quick. bumpys dying.' IM FUCKING DYING TOO!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT OH MY GOD
- BUMPER CAR DO NOT. PLEASE. DONT.
- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I WAS RIGHT
- ^ WTF WTF I
- thats an egg.
- DONT THINK ABOUT IT BUD.
episode 10:
- these kids r so traumatised they do not need this
- IS SHE RLY DEAD….
- ok so its two separate factors i think?? DPW on one side, creepy micro bangs on the other. right?
- ^ this is delving DEEP into the mystery factor…
- BEN WTF!!!!! DONT JUST??? DO THAT????????
- OMFG SHES HERE
- ^ I HATE HER IHATEHERIHATEHER
- SHES WHY THE DINOS R ACTING WEIRD
- WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING UNCANNY I CANNOT
- ^ SHES LIKEA CARNIVORE DINOSAUR IF IT WAS A HUMAN
- ok so SHES the real boss. the unresponsive. wide eyed. controlling dinosaurs. microbangs. woman.
- SWHE KILLED BROOKLYNN.
- ^ WHAT THE FUCK.
- im ngl i DID kinda dig her vibe but AFTER HEARING THIS I JUST CAngfijbdsuif FUCK U
- who THE HELL
- GET UR FREAKY ASS BOB AWAY
- BRUH PUT THAT FUCKING WHISTLE DOWN
- IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES OVER THIS LADY
- WHAT THE
- theyre way too lucky who the hell is driving that truck
- i feel like atleast ONE of them shoulda got injured in that fall
- OH MATEO!!!! HI BB
- OOP CREEPY BANGS DEAD YIPPEE
- AND THEYRE ALL GOING BAZONKAS?? BC SHES UNRESPONSIVE I PRESUME?
- ALWAYS THE MFING RAPTORS
- okay theyre definitely coca in the loca
- WGAT TJR FJCUK EPIC EXPLOSION TYRANNOSAURUS REX
- ^ R U SLASH J OR SRS RN
- JESUS I LOVE THESE KIDs
- where's yaz.
- SAMMY!!!
- 'Hey, Stripey! Leave. My girl. Alone!' YTHIS IS WHY I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW /affectionate
- AND THE ALMOST KISS HALF HUG IM KMS
- WHY R THEY LIKE THIS
- HES LETTING THE ALLOSAURUS OUT???? HUHHHHHHH
- DARIUS BOWMAN.
- IS HE
- IS HE FUCKING
- SERIOUS RN
- jesus christ this BOY. this BOY man.
- DIE
- DDDDIIIIIEEEEEE
- what tf!!!! the broker???
- we still dont know the creepy bangs name….
- so we're getting a 2nd season right
- AWW YASAMMY SHOT
- HWRFIUSDHGSFDKHAWVBSDXCZKJLGDHSFKLJGBJKESRDFJ
- WHYSDHIFUJDIGVBDFS
- WHEN I TELL U I JUMPED I MEAN I JJJUUUUMMMMPPPEEEEDDDD
- THIS EERIE ASS BITCH KEEPS ON SHOWING UP WHEN I DONT EXPECT IT
- DONT GET ME WRONG
- PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN
- AND THE LOOK ITSELF IS RLY CUTE AND ALL
- BUT IF I SAW A BITCH THAT LOOKED AND BEHAVED LIKE THIS I WOULDVE SCREAMED MY INTESTINES OUT AND RAN ALL THE WAY TO AUSTRALIA
- THE CREEPIEST CHARACTER IVE SEEN IN YEARS IM AFRAID
- oh she still cares about her dinos!!! this makes her a little more human
- a little less scary
- ok
- her movements r less mechanical more affectionate now
- less hvfudignb BIGBFI SHE JUST TURNED
- thank GOD shes gone
- theyre me
- 'well that was… unnerving' WELL SAID
- YASAMMY HUG!!
- YEAHHHH THE LOOK!!
- the regular schmegular 'let's save the day' speech. we gotchu darius!!
- GASPPP
- ok so UNREQUITED dinostar
- OH MY GHRHSIUDF THATS SO FUCKING SAD
- DARIUS MY BABY I
- YEAH!! SHOW UP!!!!!
- ofc they are?????
- it IS a very brooklynn thing to fo
- you kon count him in too!!!
- LMAO MATEO I LOVE YOU
- YUP YUP BUMPER CAR NEEDS CARE AND SAFETY
- IS THIS THE END???
- please give me atleast one more cryptic scene
- OH SHES IN ON IT TOO?/BG
- bgiudsfgtbfseruifdgkdfx
- I FUCKING TOLDF U
- I TOLD U ALL
- I SAID IT FIRST
- HGIUDFSOI;GT;ERASFOICXLBVNIPGRSD
- SHE LOST AN ATM
- SHES ALIVE
- THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN FUCKING TALKINHG ABOUT
- TOLD U SHE COULDNT BE DEAD I MEAN. ITS BROOKLYNN.
(ok all in all. this was. an experience. gonna leave it at that and go take a nap)
#jwct spoilers#jurrassic world chaos theory#jwct#darius bowman#brooklyn jwcc#yasmina fadoula#sammy gutierrez#ben pincus#kenji kon#get ready for a bunch of analyses and all cause MAN#this hyperfixation will last for quite some time
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HIIIIII :>
Can I please request Ben, Puppeteer, Masky, Liu, and Ej with a s/o that has a HUUUGE hello kitty obsession?? Like room is COVERED in hello kitty plushies and all that fun stuff
Summary: Ben, Puppeteer, Masky/Tim, Liu and Eyeless Jack whose s/o is obsessed with Hello Kitty (headcanons)
Genre: Fluff!!
Warnings: None!
A/n: IM SO OBSESSED WITH SANRIO MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS POMPOMPURIN I HAVE THIS GAME ON MY PHONE CALLED HELLO KITTY FRIENDS AND I KID YOU NOT IM SO OBBSESSED WITH THAT GAME THAT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES TO TRY AND SLEEP I SEE THAT STUPID FUCKING GAME WAHHHHH
Credits: Ben Drowned- Creepypasta, The Puppeteer- Creepypasta, Tim Wright/Masky- Marble Hornets, Homicidal Liu- Creepypasta, Eyeless Jack- Creepypasta, Divider- benkeibear, Pictures- Pinterest
Ben Drowned
Honestly he can't say anything because he's obsessed with Hatsune Miku
He claims its Ironic, but it very obviously isn't
But his obsession with Miku (and vocaloid in general), is NOTHING compared to yours
He loves it though, because it gives you a cute dynamic
Every time he sees anything sanrio related, he thinks of you
It doesn't even have to be Hello Kitty specifically, just any sanrio product
And of course, he HAS to get it for you!
You've gotten sodas, plushies, snacks, earbuds, bags, even wipes
Because of Ben, you have almost anything in a Hello Kitty styled packaging
He likes to "trade" obsessions if that makes sense
For example, you wear a vocaloid shirt and he wears a Hello Kitty shirt
Complimenting each other's interests makes him so happy idk
And he DEFINETLY has some form of Hello Kitty merch himself
Whether it be something that you don't like any more, something you just don't have room for, etc, he has SOMETHING
And it makes him so giddy to know that a little bit of you will always be with him no matter what
Jeff makes fun of him for wearing your old Hello Kitty backpack, but he doesn't care because it smells like you, and it carries everything he needs so perfectly <3
He lobes his hello kitty partner
God forbid you break up, because ANYTHING Sanrio related will send him into a meltdown (fucking weirdo)
The Puppeteer
He's a very obsessive lover, so anything you like, he likes
When he sees your Hello Kitty obsession he immediately begins his research
He will learn all Sanrio characters, all characters closely related Hello Kitty, any lore in the universe, official merch, etc
He will fr pull up dripped tf out in hello kitty merch
The shoes, the pants, the shirt, maybe even a hat
You will giggle and kiss his chin, asking what he's doing
And he will shyly ask if you like it teehee
Your obsession is now OUR obsession
Well, with him it's less obsessed with Hello Kitty itself, more so him obsessed with whatever he thinks will make you like him more
You will literally be cuddling or just hanging out and he'll quote hello kitty to impress you
He's trying his best ok, just kiss him and tell him he's doing good
Masky
Your obsession kind of scares him
Not like, in a "omg this is so unhealthy :(" way, because he literally couldn't care less what you're into
He just gets scared of all the DOLLS
Oh my lord the amount of hello kitty dolls you have freaks him out
It's something about how all of them are the exact same thing, just over and over again
The sheer amount of them combined with the similarities between the dolls just weirds him out and gives him a chill up his spine
Good luck getting him to come into your room
He will refuse to unless you're like, sick or something
Other than that, he will not tolerate it
And this is a brave guy! He doesn't typically get scared of dolls, but idk man hello kitty just ain't it
Despite all this, he still loves getting you gifts with Hello Kitty
He knows how much you like it, and just because it freaks HIM out doesn't mean he's gonna not allow you to enjoy it
He won't actively participate in wearing merch like the other guys
He's definetly more of a "hold your plush bag while you go to the bathroom" type guy
Sorry pookies :(
Homicidal Liu
He doesn't get quite as into it as other's on this list might
He's more of a "Oh well I'm happy you've found something that makes you happy :)"
If you asked him to do something like match outfits he'd accept though!
He loves getting to do things like that with you, little stuff but it makes you both happy
He gives all your plushies different names and personalities
Maybe if you ask him nice enough he'll knit them little clothes and scarves...
He also loves to use the plushies to get what he wants
For example, if he wants to go out with you and you say something along the lines of "but im so tireeed" he'll grab a Kitty plush and begin "talking" to it
"Do you hear this? They say they're too tired to go get yummy food with me" He'll lift the toy up to his ear, nodding as if it's whispering something to him before going "I know! I was thinking we could go to their favorite restaurant too! Such a shame"
You'll scoff and roll your eyes playfully, while he brings the toy to your face making obnoxious kissing noises as if the toy is kissing you
Once your laughter fit dies down, he'll ask if you really just wanna stay home or go out
He will happily accept whatever response you give
Eyeless Jack
He is a lot like Liu when it comes to your obsession
More so just a "Oh good for you :)" type guy
He loves to just show up with random things
For example, he will knock on your door before opening it, and silently waving around a little trinket he thought you'd like
He loves seeing your face light up as you rush to come get the gift and kiss him over and over
It makes him feel extra giddy when he "earns" kisses
So expect a lot of gifts
And if you don't give him a kiss one time, he will pout until you do kiss him
grrr give that boy a smooch he loves them
#creepypasta#slender mansion#creepypasta x y/n#creepypasta x you#creepypasta x female reader#ben drowned x you#ben drowned x y/n#ben drowned headcanons#ben drowned creepypasta#ben drowned x reader#ben drowned#the puppeteer x reader#the puppeteer#masky mh#masky creepypasta#creepypasta masky#masky marble hornets#tim masky#mh masky#masky x reader#tim sutton x reader#tim wright x y/n#tim wright mh#mh tim#masky x y/n#masky x you#homicidal liu x you#homicidal liu x reader#homicidal liu#eyeless jack x male reader
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“No!” I yell cutting him of “you don’t get to fucking blow up on me when I come down here asking if you ok that’s not how this fucking works!” you yelled, the stress from the ordeal upstairs and now him blowing up on you like that had caused a split to start. “Y/n-”Jasper start to speak. “No fuck you!” You we’re beyond pissed, when you had a your mood could go from 0-1000 really quickly.
You turn away going to open the door that when back in to the house he tried to grab you’re arm to talk to you and turn around to yell back in response. “Don’t fucking touch me right now!” you continued through the door up the stairs going to the living room.
Once in the living room you see Esme holding Liam on her knee on the couch. “Are you alright?” Esme asked in her sweet mothery tone. “Um y-yeah I’m fine,um Esme do you think it would be alright if you watched him while I run to the dollar store really quick?” You asked rushed want to get out of the house to cool off and probably have a bit of a meltdown in the car. “Yes absolutely, take as long as you need dear” Esme said sweetly, because little know to you she and everyone else had heard your and Jaspers argument. “Ok thank you I’ll be back in a few minutes” you said as you walked down the steps to get the front door. You quickly put on your shoes and grabbing a jacket and Jasper car keys, you walked out.
Once you got in the car you turned it and plugged up your phone to the cars smart stereo. You selected your $uicideBoy$ playlist and turned up the volume until it drowned out your inner voice that kept telling you were a bad person, a bad girlfriend and a horrible mom and that you should just disappear and that jasper was probably gonna breakup with you and you would have to move out of the Cullens house and move back in with your dad and not have a car again. Soon the voice got to much and you pulled over to the side of the road and put on your flashers. You sat there for a good hour-hour and a half before stopping crying screaming/yelling and banging your hands against the steering wheel out of anger and frustration.
After completing calming down you looked at the time releasing how long you had actually been gone and started to wonder if anyone had texted,because you had put your phone on dnd. So you picked it up out of the cup holder and turned down your music a bit. When you looked at your phone you saw the Jasper had called you 15 times and text 25 text messages.
You sighed let out a whispered “fuck…FUCK!”, you put your phone back into its resting place, and begin to pull out, once you pulled out you cut off your flashers and headed to the dollar store. As you pull in to the parking lot,you to a couple deep breaths and flip your visor down to make sure you looked ok-ish. Once in the dollar store you couldn’t help but stroll into the baby section looking at all the cute onesies,toys, blankets, pillows, and stuffed animals. You’re heart ached at the fact you only had 15$ in your wallet, even though Carlisle and Esme had both told you they didn’t care to pay for things for the baby, you were hesitant…only because you hated taking money and help from other people.
So you bought Liam new pack of pacifiers, a bib and a stuffed chicken. The bib was blue and had a giraffe on it, the pacifiers had stars and moons on them, and the chicken was well, a stuffed chicken. You payed for everything and headed to the car. Once you get settled in the car you headed back to the Cullens house. As you pulled in the driveway you saw Jasper was on his balcony with a sour look on his face.
When you walked the door you could hear Edward laughing at Rosalie, he always laughs at her when she baby talks with Liam. It wasn’t necessary but you announced your self “I’m home!” You yelled in a sing songy voice as you laid the keys in to the dish they rested in, and taking off your shoes and coat. Walking up the stairs you heard Liam squealing out in laughter, “hey bubby, mommy got you some stuff at the store” you said in baby voice with a smile on your face. “Has he ate yet, I left a bottle in the fridge?” You asked Esme. “Uh yeah Jasper feed him a few minutes ago” she said almost hesitated to mention his name. “Ok,um..where is Jasper?” You asked looking around not seeing him anywhere. “He’s up your guys room, he’s stayed up there for a while until Liam started crying when he got hungry.” Edward said coldly, as if I had taken too long or it was an inconvenience that Liam was here and he has gotten fussy.
“Ok, I’m gonna go talk to him about earlier. Rose do you have him?” I asked. “Yeah I’ve got him take as long as you guys need” she said with a smile.
Once you got up stairs you stared at your and jasper’s bedroom door for a good five minutes, there were a million thoughts run through you head, he’s gonna break up with you, he’s gonna yell…he could hit you like your ex used to…you felt sick, you felt bile rise in your throat, burning it. You swallowed heavily and finally knocked on the door, you heard a low “come in.” You walked in the door pressing your back against it to try and ground yourself. “Jas-” “Don’t..”he cut you off before you could even get his name out. He spoke in a rushed tone as if he was holding his voice back, he stood on the balcony looking at the sky. “Do you know how worried I was!? You were gone for over 2 hours, I thought something happened the only reason I didn’t go looking for you is because of Liam!” He finally spoke clearly but when he did it came out in a yell.
You felt tears brim you’re eyes you’re nose started to burn, and you’re throat went dry. When you went to speak the words wouldn’t form all that was a sob. It sounded as if the air was trapped in your lungs. “I-I know I’m sorry, just get it over with…please I want to go see Liam, an-and Edward is already pissed at me,cause the baby was fussy a-and I known I’m a bad girlfriend and a bad mom and I’ma-shitty p-person all around! I’m sorry just get it over with please.” You stuttered and rambled out as tears streamed down your face and as you finished your sentence you began to slide down the door and started to hyperventilate. “I know I’m a pain in the ass a-and I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! I know you could do so much better, you could have someone that’s skinny and pretty like Bella o-or Alice!” When you continued on your rant Jasper’s mood changed quickly.
He rushed over to you as you sat with your back against the door banging you head against it trying to stop the yelling in your head, that little voice in your head that told you Liam deserved better, that he deserved a mother like Esme or Rosalie that was put together and had it all figured out. “Sugar look at me, please come on don’t do that you’re gonna hurt yourself.” Jasper spoke in a soft sweet tone, putting his hands behind your head to soften the blows you were giving yourself as you hit you head. “No! Why aren’t you screaming or hitting me? Get mad! Get mad at me Damnit!” you screamed through your tears. As you screamed the last part you hit his chest as hard as you could. “D-do something…tell ho-how I’m a bad mom o-or, how I’m never gonna be good enough for you, or you’re fucking perfect family!”
Sobs shook your body as jasper looked at you as if he didn’t hear you. “Look at me…please doll look at me.” He begged you as you sobbed hanging your head low, picking at the skin around your fingers. You finally shook your head, so you had left him no choice. He pulled you into his lap as he sat in the floor beside you. “Baby…I need you to look at me…please” he said softly with is thick Southern draw. Jasper sat there for what felt like an eternity, before he realized that you were shutting down. His worst nightmare was coming true he was losing you. He couldn’t lose you. He pressed pressed a firm kiss on your hair line, as he mumbled in to your hair line. “Doll please don’t shut me out. I can’t loose you y/n,I can’t” As he spoke softly you could hear his voice breaking at the end of his sentence.
Jasper sat with you straddling his thighs for almost two and a half hours. You head was against his chest, your breathing had finally calmed down. Jasper’s hands ran up and down your sides and back. You still refused to look at him. “Hey darling, you still with me?” Jasper questioned slowly stopping his hands. You shook your head in to his chest. “Alright, do you want to talk?” Jasper asked hesitantly. You shook your head,feeling tear prick your eyes once more.
Then Jaspers phone vibrated against the floor where it sat beside you both. He leaned to pick it up from its resting place. It was a message from Esme.
Esme :Liam is asleep if you want to come get him or I could bring him upstairs but if you and Y/n aren’t done talking then I keep him down here with me and Carlisle.
Jasper sat his phone back on “Do you want me to go get the baby and bring him up here or do you want to leave down there while we talk?” Jasper asked as he began running his hands down your sides again. “Can you bring him up here.” You said in a scratchy voice, from all the crying and yelling. “Ok,I’ll be right back darling,you want anything from downstairs?”
This is my teaser let me know what y’all think !
#jasper whitlock x reader#jasper whitlock#twilight#the cullens#teen mom#jasper cullen x reader#jasper hale x reader#curvy and cute#curvy and beautiful#curvy reader#plus size reader
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ok I have a promt for Mando...
something along the lives of he has security cameras installed and reader is enjoying some ~alone time~. either reader and din are together already or just pining fo each other. he catches her and at first is like " this is wrong for me to watch " but then realizes reader is aware he's watching. or another direction!!
NAUGHTY WHACKUS BONKUS
TW: smut(obviously), reader and mando being dumb, pining, hair puling, the whole shabam
Word count: 1.2k
The ship was quiet.
Minus the sound of you suppressing your moans by biting the hem of your shirt.
An hour ago, you were up in the cockpit with Din and Grogu, watching the stars pass by when Din noticed you were dozing off.
"Take the bed tonight." He had said.
You rubbed the sleep from your eyes and nodded. You wanted to argue but the idea of sleeping in a somewhat real bed sounded real nice. You said your goodnights and made your way down the ladder.
You don't know exactly how you ended up touching yourself. Maybe it was the smell of Din that filled the small room, it was on his hard pillow that seemed extra soft tonight. Or maybe it was just the thought of you sleeping in his spot. You wondered how he fit on this bed, then wondered if you'd fit on here with him, then wondered if you guys could ever fuck on it.
The thought made you warm all over.
You hand slowly made its way down your pants as you thought about it. Would you have to ride him? Would he be able to bend you over? Would he be soft or rough? Passionate or bruising?
You kicked your pants off, not wanting to be uncomfortable while touching yourself, thinking about all the times he had brushed against you in tight places, guiding you through cities with his hand on your lower back. The times you two subtilty flirting with each other.
You were so caught up in your fantasy that you didn't notice the small blinking red light that was in the corner of the bunk.
~~~
He didn't mean to watch, he just wanted to make sure you didn't pass out on the way down, you were so tired. He set Grogu down in his own makeshift bed in one of the seats before checking in.
Din swears he was only meant to check but there you were, in all your glory, spread out on his bed. Touching yourself. The sound of your quiet moans and wetness had him glued to the screen. His eyes roamed over your body, from your breasts all the way down to your folds. Fuck, you were perfect in every way to him.
He knew this was wrong. He knew deep down this was a complete invasion of your privacy but he couldn't stop. He wondered what or who you were thinking about.
Din watched as you added another finger inside and heard the needy moan you let out. Maker, he wanted to fill you up with something more satisfying than your fingers. He felt himself get harder with every passing second. His cock was aching for you, wishing he could touch you. The furthest he's ever gotten was accidentally brushing against your nipple when trying to get out of a tight alleyway.
As if Maker themself heard his prayers, you moaned his name.
"Din"
That was all the confirmation he needed.
~~~
You almost had a heart attack when you heard the bunker door open.
It was dark but you still made a poor attempt to cover yourself, but warm hands tore the thin blanket away from you.
Wait, hands?
"D-Din?" you asked, trembling from your almost achieved orgasm, "What-"
"Did you think I wouldn't hear you?" You could hear the sound of arousal in his voice. Maybe you died and had gone to the afterlife.
"I'm sorry, I should've been quieter." You apologized, "How did you..?"
You trailed off as you caught a glimpse of the camera, the one that was somehow perfectly directed at you. You basically just gave the man a show...and you didn't want to stop now. Might as well finish what you started, right?
Suddenly your demeaner changed, gaining confidence. "Did you come for a front row seat?"
He froze.
You laid back down on your back and spread your legs, wanting to continue where you had left off. "All you had to do was ask, silly."
You didn't get the chance to finger yourself before Din had you flipped over onto your stomach. You heard the sound of what you could assume was his helmet hitting the ground because you felt his breath on the back of your neck after.
"You dare tease me, girl? Do you know the mess you caused?" He growled in your ear before taking a nip at it, "Or is this what you wanted? Me to hear you say my name, to watch you play with yourself, knowing you wish it was my hand instead of yours?"
Maker, you were so wet. Was this actually happening? It didn't click until you felt one of his fingers press against your folds.
"Yes, fuck! Yes!" You squirmed, his were much thicker than yours, he instantly filled you up with just one. So, imagine the bliss when he added a second finger. You couldn't help but wonder how his cock would feel if this were how you get after two fingers.
Din bit down onto your shoulder, instantly leaving a mark. You didn't care though.
"Good girl, and to think I almost left you to finish by yourself." He was so entranced with you. He loved the way he had you quite literally wrapped around his finger, the way you kept repeating his name as if it were the only word you knew.
"Fuck-Please, Din-" You begged.
"Please, what?"
He knew what you wanted; he wanted it too.
"I need it-you! Please, don't make me wait!" You cried out, arching your ass into the air. His fingers were great and all, but you wanted the real thing.
He wasted no time after that, you didn't realize he was naked until his chest was pressed against the curve of your back as he lined himself up to you. Din could feel your heat on his tip, and he almost had to cum right there.
You finally felt him press into you, inch by inch. It burned so good. Way more filling than his fingers.
By the time he bottomed out he was already touching your sweet spot, making you a moaning mess. Din started thrusting, his balls slapping against you each time. You had never felt such bliss as you had now.
“Oh, oh, fuck. Din!” You tried reaching for his leg, to tell him to slow down but he grabbed your hand and pressed it against your back, holding it in place. You didn't care if it hurt.
“You’ll take what I give you, sweet girl.” He grunted, using his other hand to pull your hair, “That’s right, I’ll ruin you for anyone else. You’ll never clench this tight around any other man.”
“Yours, all yours!” You squealed out before he pushed your head back into the pillow, his hand never letting go of your arm or hair.
“As beautiful as the sounds you make are, we don’t want to wake the kid.”
You could feel the orgasm deep in your core and before you knew it, you let go with a muffled scream.
Din followed you after a few more thrusts, pumping his load right into you. He let go of his release on you, keeping his cock inside to make sure every last drop stayed in.
You decided to ask why a camera was in the bunker for another day. For now, you wondered if you’d be up for a round two.
#din djarin x reader#mando x reader#mandalorian#star wars#din djarin x reader smut#mando x reader smut
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sagau with the language barrier issue except... the creator is sick and tired of trying to ask for things so they do everything themself.
and it gives their followers mass anxiety bc they can't even ask what you're doing... bc they know they won't understand anything...
SUCH A GENIUS NARVI 10/10 GOOD WORK SORRY IM SUPER LATE BUT THIS IS *chefs kiss*
Like, that's literally how I feel like I first played Genshin LMAO
Also this has a cont. Part 2 at the bottom bc tumblr fucking hates me UPDATE I FIXED IT THANK FUCK
Paimon was like "and then we go to Mondstadt- ! NO, not Wolvendom, to Mondstadt! NOT THE THOUSAND WIND TEMPLE WITH ENEMIES OUT OF UR LEAGUE, ENTER MONDSTADT FOR THE FIRST TIME BEFORE U EXPLORE THE REST OF THE MAP!! >:("
SO MANY IDEAS YET SO LITTLE WRITING SKILL GUYS HELP-
Also warning this is ROUGH in terms of spelling and editing and im so sorry abt that! I have my art show today so you're welcome to come back if you want to see it a little more readable tomorrow lmao
Edit Update 4/6/23:
Revised and fixed all the bad spelling and grammar (hopefully) so make sure to give another read if you havent read the cleaned up version lol
I dont have a beta reader so its just me trying my best ok-
Everything was like kinda chaos tbh at first
WOW- MY FIRST 1,000+ NOTES POST??!?! U GUYS, WHAT ARE R YOU DOIN??!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! IM GLAD U GUYS ENJOYED IT SM!! Also look out for more encoded stuff in the future since i mentioned wanting to continue stuff like this + ARG stuff :) <3
Edit 9/7/23: 2,000+ NOTES?? THANK YOU???
Like u wake up under the Irminsul, and u think ur hallucinating a goddamn gacha game for like a solid 5 minutes, or ur lucid dreaming,
but once u actually took what felt like hours to process that u might actually be in fucking Genshin Impact-
Nahida came running from, somewhere?? Its kinda just very floaty dreamy in here so, unclear, she’s beaming with a giddy little smile (💘)
It’s… so much more than what her game model could manage.
I mean, you knew that, of course you did, but- to see the tiny goddess smiling in person, her cute chubby arms waving in the air, her cheeks all plump with baby fat from her excited smile, pretty green eyes that sparkle only in the way excited toddlers do-
It was just…wow. 🥺
You can’t help it, her sheer carefree excitement, exactly like a child but you know that she must be really overwhelmed with joy if shes letting herself act like that so blatantly, you feel ur muscles tug gently into a smile, you try to muffle it but ur happiness leaks out anyway
She's panting as she stumbles on short chubby legs to reach you.
After just staring at you with those big green clover eyes for a few seconds, she physically shakes her head to knock herself out of it,
Nahida places her hand over her heart, and bows elegantly, going back to looking at you with a small but bright smile, her voice is kind of quiet, muffled in a soft way, much like her game depiction,
“Hzozn! R'ev yvvm dzrgrmt gl nvvg blf! R wrwm'g gsrmp blf dlfow wvhxvmw fmgro R dzh zg ovzhg z uvd gslfhzmw bvzih low!” *
…Nahida begins to look a little concerned… her eyes get impossibly bigger.
…Oh no.
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Nahida had apparently quickly spread the news that you can’t understand them, but luckily it seems like all the characters still know you!
Alhaitham is pretty much a constant by your side, you knew he was vaguely studying linguistics in the akademiya… but that knowledge still didn’t prepare you to be intensely stared at with his diamond pupils for hours. 💀
Then he’d tap your shoulder or something, and you quickly picked up that he wanted you to just try and say something.
Then he would scribble for hours.
Turns out they can understand you about as much as you understand Teyvat language (s? You can’t even tell if there are multiple languages, that’s how unrecognizable this language is, damn)
The more extroverted or friendly people, like Venti, Yoimiya, Kazuha, Jean, Noelle, Amber, Xingqiu, Hu Tao, Zhongli, Ganyu, Barbara, Beidou, Collei, Ayaka, Gorou, Nilou
At least attempt to talk to you, and try very hard to watch what you gesture with your hands or body language
They're pretty much ready to play charades at all times for you lol
Interestingly enough, they only ever understood you when you typed in the chat (with other ppl)
But even then not immediately,
Sumeru scholars basically had to make a whole new department (regardless of how much you play with others) to decipher your ancient language (to them) like those old clay tablets with cuneiform we’re still translating?
Like that, your words appear in elemental magic heavy places (so like that abyss lang. It’ll appear on walls or structures, so like Andrius’ stone colosseum? in Wolvendom gained some of your chat replies inscribed and glowing a rainbow of colors on the top edges of the walls)
Much like the abyss language you see throughout genshin, most Teyvat scholars (across nations/internationally) agreed your language is the oldest form of language known!
It’s like modern languages having roots in older ones, like English with Latin, greek, or German roots, or Sanskrit and the Prakrit for Hindi language today
…so of course no one really speaks the root languages anymore, because they’re so old, so those ancestors who spoke those languages would have little to no understanding of their modern counterparts…
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Occasionally if you turned your mic on for whatever reason there would be a gentle whisper on the winds in Mondstadt of your voice,
or your laugh in the waves washing ashore in Inazuma and Fontaine,
your startled noises or screams from battling bosses mixed with the landslides in the mountains of Liyue
So they know what you sound like, but that doesn’t mean they understood your language :/
Nahida had been hoping that you’re actual physical form being here would help improve the language barrier
But unfortunately, those things remained the same, but at least you were physically here to talk to now and give more content for the scholars to study rather than them having to make do with your snippets of language from chats
…so needless to say, it took you a long time to realize they viewed you as a god of sorts.
You kind of knew something was up when at least two allogenes were by your sides at all times, or eremites would replace them if they really couldn’t stick around
You figured they knew you weren’t nearly as combatant-ready as they were at all times, hell you obviously didn’t have a vision hanging off you somewhere, and you only really had a knife strapped to a belt, courtesy of the Thirty Corps
You are still kind of convinced that the people of Teyvat, or Sumeru at least, are just pretty polite (and in the allogenes case, very kind or friendly, even people like Alhaitham or Cyno, resting bitch faces they have, seem to soften a little when they’re walking around with you… maybe you’re just imagining it…)
And as much as you would love to wait until they understand you to do something more fun, as you can see the frustration on Tighnari’s face (and his ears try to flatten back hehe) as he looked like he was debating heatedly with some of the Sumeru sages who insist you stay in the city
…so why not go?
It’s not like they’re going to get it anytime soon, and it’s still too frustrating for yourself to charade things or draw things for them because you can’t even hear their guesses 💀
You can totally handle being like the traveler too,
You still have access to your inventory afterall! Plus, lucky for you, you still find a pass for the Serenitea Pot in your little pocket dimension!
So now you have somewhere to sleep at night, and while most of your stuff went to the traveler’s pack, the things like Primogems
(which.. Okay now you really want primogems bc theyre so pretty and shiny irl)✨️
And other high-level things, or just objects of no use for the traveler (so basically all your hoarded level up stuff and infinite amount of weapons lol) came along with you
So you did have to wander the first week or so around the city and even commission the Adventurer’s Guild to grab you food supplies to cook with
Filling up, along with a few big waterskins, you’re off!
...and everyone collectively has a heart attack!
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When you show up in Ghandaraville essentially all “✨️💖☺️✨️” on Tighnari’s doorstep-
He chokes on the tea he’d been sipping on before he opened the door lol
He looks a little frazzled so you try to just gesture with “calm yourself small animal” energy with your hands
“Tivzgvhg Oliw! R'n- R- sld wrw blf-?! Mvevinrmw, xlnv rm, xlnv rm, ivhg! ...R mvvw gl hvmw z nroorlm ovggvih mld gl ylgs gsv vmgriv xrgb lu Hfnvif, gsv Zxgrmt Tizmw Hztv, zmw gsv Nzgiz nlhg orpvob…” he began out looking at you and talking and gesturing to his small dining table (the game sucks, his house looks great and has lots of cool rooms filled with interesting plants… oooo…so pretty...)
But then he kinda just devolved into rambling, no need to understand, you can read the vibes and just know that's what he's doing lol
Collei eventually ducks in, and she looks a little panicked?
She’s quickly followed by Cyno, pushing past her to call out into the house,
His voice seems hard and stressed, looking at Tighnari, “Grtsmzir, szev blf hvvm gsv Tivzgvhg Oliw zmbdsviv, gsvb dviv hvvm xlnrmt gl Tszmwziezeroov ozhg-”
Cyno stops and blinks.
Collei’s mouth is slightly dropped open, she also just, blinks.
You blink.
Tighnari blinks tiredly, he looks like he’d rather be done for the day, you think.
The doctor sighs, and moves his head to nod towards the other dining seats.
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Sumeru foods are so much better looking in real life, and they’re so good too, your practically bloated by the end of dinner,
As a thank you, bc u cant say it obv, you just gesture for Tighnari to stay sitting, and he gives you a raised eyebrow and a suspicious ear twitch
But stays still, and you reach out to finally hit the eight-pointed star hovering over his, and all playable characters chests at all times.
Like you suspected, it brings up a holographic character menu, but rather than his full model, it kind of hovers in front of Tighnari’s face, replacing his old 3D model self with framing the real thing for a portrait just in front of his face
The poor Denro user nearly jumps a foot out of his chair as he looks in shock at your screen, you do the same “chillll boy” gesture with your hands and press his shoulders for a second to remind him to not run off or panic
Cyno and Collei had done the dishes and put up leftovers, and are now standing behind Tighnari, watching with equally wide eyes,
“...Dszg ziv gsvb wlrmt gl blf?
Cyno’s voice is even deeper and quieter than usual, you feel goosebumps run up your spine
“Ziv blf tvggrmt yovhhvw, Nzhgvi Grtsmzir?!” Collei’s sweet voice is also hushed like she’s witnessing something sacred, Tighnari gently shakes his head negatively in response, his shoulders shrugging,
“Nzbyv? R uvvo... z orggov hgilmtvi, zmw nb Erhrlm rh zxgrmt fk zh dvoo…”
Though he’s replying, Tighnari’s eyes haven’t once left your ancient magic? technology device? hovering in front of him,
and as he crosses his arms and squints to try and look closer at everything floating in front of him, you can see the childlike gleam of awe in his green eyes, (so cute) in fact, now that you glance up and look, both Collei and Cyno have the same quietly excited and fascinated sparkle in their eyes too
With a displeased sneer, you chuck his old level one bow into the material grinding spots, hope he wasn’t attached to that…
Oh well, he’ll like the new one better, afterall, with no characters, all your best weapons and artifacts are ready to use!
With a small smile of reassurance, you finally finish gearing Tighnari up, tap a miniature version of that 8-point star in the corner like an “X” button, and it retreats like a classic TV set📺 turning off into his chest, he startles but then carefully stands
You decide to just start making decisions bc its worked out so far ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And grab his hand and haul him out into the forest, Collei letting out a surprised squeak, her and Cyno hurrying after
You reach the nearest clearing, and gesture at Tighnari like a bow and arrow firing, he gets it, and your glad he already trusts you, because he doesn’t take long to summon his bow
He takes aim at a smaller tree about two cars length away
You can feel them all holding their breathe, as Tighnari charges it with Dendro, the arrowhead glowing, (it looks so cool and badass irl god you feel envious even tho ur already here-)
The ranger lets it fly, it streaks neon green, whistling through the air, it hits the tree-
and it fucking explodes.
Vines and leaves and the trees roots all rapidly swell like theyre filled with water, like it literally got hit by a superhero with plant powers, which, not that far off actually.
The green floating Dendro seeds make a ring around the tree its so full of elemental energy-
You give a wild grin, you still got it, hell yeah. >:)
Your grin widens as you look over at Tighnari, Collei, and Cyno
Cyno has a smirk lighting up his face, eyes eager, Collei’s jaw has dropped and she’s just frozen staring as the tree finally settles from the burst of the dendro powered arrow
…Tighnari has lowered his bow, and his mouth is only slightly open, his ears perked straight up into the air, shaking with excitement? Happiness? Interest? You don’t know how peopl-animal-hybrid ears work,
and you STILL cant talk to any of them to ask what they thought, so looks will have to do >:/
Tighnari is the first to move, his head snapping over to look at you, the brightest, kinda feral tbh, smile taking over his face-
“Blf pmld, dv xzm'g fmwvihgzmw blf, zmw blf fh, bvg R xzm'g dzrg gl hvv dszg rm gsv dliow blf'iv tlrmt gl wl mvcg. Blf'iv znzarmt."
… and you just 🙂? Cool!
And give a thumbs up👍LMAO
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Bonus:
Alhaitham was literally running around Sumeru City trying to find you when you left, tho you did try and leave a translatable-in-3-to-5-business days-note, he didn’t have time to translate that because you were gone.
Or worse, lost in the city, and he would never forgive himself if he lost you, esp as Acting Grand Sage-
Kaveh got a letter a day and a half later from Tighnari letting them know you were having a sleepover in Ghandarvaville lol
Kaveh also had to hunt down Alhaitham to give him said news, then force his roommate to go sit or lay down for the rest of the day to recover lmao
(Haitham honestly kinda freaked Kaveh out bc he’s never seen him that... desperate, it was like seeing a statue emote lol)
♡
ARE YOU KIDDING WE ALMOST HIT LIMIT AGAIN?!
Bro has anyone else had this problem???
I literally had to switch from PC to mobile and copy and paste it there to get all my shit in and tumblr not throw a hissy fit???!!!
FUCKING TUMBLR- SUCK MY BIG FAT- 👹👹 UGH
ANYWAYYYY SO I FINALLY CAVED
And started doing ciphers for when you dont get teyvat’s language! I meant to do something fun like this for awhile but I wasn’t sure if that would be kind of annoying, but if you’re interested in learning what they actually say (which the whole point of this is that dw it doesnt rlly matter lol) here’s a hint:
*hint = Atbash
:> good luck!
Wish me luck on my art exhibition today!! Then I’ll be homefreeeee 😭
Safe Travels,
💀♒
♡ the beloveds ♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
#fucking tumblr#ok its official we got beef#welp .-. watch out if i ever need to post a fic or smth Ill just link my ao3#on the masterpost pinned most likely#sorry btw this got AWAY from me 😭#like idk? if i even?? answered ur question???#genshin impact#genshin sagau#ask box open#sagau#my asks#genshin imagines#gender neutral reader#genshin isekai#genshin impact self aware#genshin impact sagau#genshin sagau language barrier au#genshin language barrier au#i should proobbaabbllyyy start tagging that huh#ugh i dont wanna go back to all my old asks/posts and tag it tho 😫#cipher encoded#encoded#language cipher
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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.
#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together#and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn#they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th#UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there#and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe#ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in#death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is#unwarranted#anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday#they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but#alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW#i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident#....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant
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Posting my thoughts here too.
PPS; there is something about BGD still looking the same while jake has so clearly changed in appearance. I don't have anything clever to add, except that that stupid fingerless-gloved hand is so quintessentially Dirk, it looks like an aesthetic choice that belongs to a man much younger than Jake. Because it does. Because Dirk stopped, while Jake had to keep going.
#homestuck#hs beyond canon#homestuck^2#hsbc#upd8 spoilers#hs^2#upd8#homestuck 2#brain ghost dirk#dirk strider#dirkjake#bgd#jake english#not art#admin rambles#this is all over tbe place partially bc of the character limit#but i need to get it out and i dont feel like paraphrasing for here. im just. man. oh man. oh fucking man.#this part got me ok it fucking got me so hard.#its about so many things. its about self hate and feelings of inadequacy#about falling into old coping mechanisms and finally finally grieving#the dynamic between jake and bgd here is so. so fascinating you could write a fucking dissection on how he coaches himself through this#i dont even read beyond canon really im not even done with my rereas not even close#but man. fucking man.
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saw @chez-cinnamon's absolutely BANGER butterfly!Howdy design and couldn't resist! two fluffy flutterbyes <3 solidarity
#still unsure of Why this was the only pose that came to mind but! who am i to deny the brain what it wants#i also have no idea what it is about butterflies and mullets + extra fluff#it just feels Right.#oh also if you haven't checked out chez-cinnamon's Real World au uhhhh Go Do That!!!#its fun! its funky! its fresh! its got a lot of great art! its got a Comic!#emphasis on a Lot Of Great Art!#i will admit im emotionally invested in the plot. its reeled me in. im Fascinated by it#also(x2) i Cannot get over how swagtastic that butterfly howdy design is#like!!! look at it!!! the colors the patterns the WINGS agh the wings <3<3<3#truly a unique and creative design that im totally not jealous of ahaha what-#kidding im Kidding. or am i... i am i am#scribble garnish#yassified howdy <3#welcome home#alrighty its officially 2 am i needed to be asleep uhhhhh three hours ago#gonna queue this up and conk out. while lovingly thinking of chez-cinnamon's butterfly howdy my fucking GOD#cant get over how Gorgeous he is#the facial patterns.... the colors.... immaculate#top tier design i am Taking Notes#ok ok sleeping now. Sleeping. snz snork mimi and all that. etc
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It is interesting how much math comes into even the most basic of like. Making things. Making almost anything. And often not numbers necessarily but proportions and geometry. I think all the time about how castles were built with geometry at the heart of it. And I use the same kind of proportional math to make socks fit. And none of my pieces are ever knit with a prime number of stitches--because you use factors to make neat colorwork and ribbing and different stitches. Idk ! I remember constantly thinking 'how the hell is THIS gonna come in useful ?' But it always does. Math is at the heart of everything, and knowing how to apply it is a tool of critical importance to Thinking Up A Shape And Making It.
#it turns out it is not covid vaccine making me highly fucked up but rather this new med which is fun#um#one of thise 'high but wow. in such a bad way' kinda experience atm#almost fell down the stairs#tripped while just standing#and its like. ok so the thing is i go to pain management to manage my pain right ? makes sense#and then all they have to offer is shit that fucks me up more. the muscle relaxant that seems to have permanently#loosened all my joints so they are WAY WORSE NOW#stupid ssris that make me fall constantly and fuck with my brain#i literally just need a painkiller that works. that is all. we know what was effective from surgery#but they of course will never prescribe opiods. oh the horror. imagine.#i could scream#anyway. uh thinking about the interconnectedness of math in all things is much more fun than screaming#knitting
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
I JUST WENT TO MY LOCAL HOT TOPIC THAT I'VE BEEN GOING TO FOR LIKE. 5 OR 6 YEARS NOW RIGHT??
I GOT SOME MCR STUFF BECAUSE. OF COURSE. IF YOU'VE SEEN MY RECENT POSTING HABITS YOU KNOW. THE BRAINROT IS REAL
I WAS TALKING WITH THE CASHIER ABOUT THEM BECAUSE HE WAS ALSO A FAN AND HE FUCKING SAYS "you wanna know a fun fact? this is the hot topic the lead singer used to work at! :D"
FUCKING WHAT
GERARD WAY USED TO WORK AT MY LOCAL FUCKING HOT TOPIC?!?
AND AFTER I LEFT I LOOKED IT UP TO MAKE SURE HE WASN'T FUCKING WITH ME AND YEAH. HE WAS RIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK
SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS THIS IS LIKE. WORLD-SHATTERING INFORMATION TO ME AND HE JUST DROPPED THAT SHIT SO CASUALLY WHAT THE HELL BRO. I NEEDED TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS SOMEWHERE
#rys.txt#tw caps#caps#LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??#I KNEW THEY WORKED AT A HOT TOPIC WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THAT ONE#ok. its ok i'm normal now (i'm not)#on another note. why are all hot topic employees like the nicest people on this earth. at least they are at mine#they always greet you when you walk in and ask if you need help and if you don't they leave you alone which is nice#and then when you check out they're always really chill and don't rush you and if you're buying or wearing something they also like they'll#talk about it with you#like. i know you have to be nice to people for a retail/customer service job like that but it always feels really genuine from them#same thing goes for spencer's employees too they're also like that#idk its just really nice for someone like me who's scared shitless of social interaction with strangers. it makes me way less anxious 👍#anyways. light and love everyone 💖 i'm gonna go recover from learning that information now#my chemical romance#mcr#gerard way
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reminder
#rewatched this sneak peek for the first time since i first saw it and ugh. UUUUGHHGGHHH.#it hurts me a lot I’m ngl….. like to see charlie be so critical of something pim likes#except this time it’s even more painful because it isn’t just that pim likes it he also thought charlie would like it too and he literally#took him out and did this just for him because he thought he’d like it. he thought charlie said something so he went out of his way to#organise something to show to him to make him happy. and also how like… expectant? charlie is acting in the clip#like the way he just kinda frowns at pim whenever one of the dudes says something particularly out there#and it’s like. dude what the fuck#ive Said it once i’ll say it again i think charlie needs to lose pim during an episode or something. itd humble him#i mean that KIND OF happened with the finale but look where they are in s2#as usual what i always say. absolutely no actual complaints. if anything i Love this because it’s very clearly like#im so excited for this particular episode because you can just TELL its gonna be such a good one for their relationship#like looking into it analysing it n stuff#literally anything with them together has me screaming and cryjing they’re one of my fav duos ever#ok my hands are shaking bye#smiling friends#💝#smiling friends spoilers#also this is just Such a cute clip. the way pim runs and how charlie slugs on close behind him looking all grumpy#and how happy he looks to be calling him his best friend… actually peak i fear this is the peak of the season (joke
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someone on the bodies production team you have to release more layout/bts pictures of charles whiteman's flat please. this is a great start but i need to know him better. particularly if it's got about as much mould as a second year uni house and if he owns as many chairs as it seems LOL
#ok the joke is at his expense but im already romanticising this shit#20-something loser karl weissman moves into the worst flat of all time and makes it a home#hangs a picture of his parents' wedding against the worst wallpaper you've ever seen#just buys what he likes and calls it decor#how else can you explain the fucking model boat next to the fucking telephone. AND YOU MAY TELL ME 'oh thats just random set stuff'#NOT TO ME!#and it stays until he's in his mid 30s. develops a habit of not cleaning up along the way#the shot where he seems to have taken off his shirt/tie/jacket and then dropped them off on various pieces of furniture. HE LIVES LIKE THIS#also entertaining the idea that its his parents' old stuff that he can't bring himself to throw out ..#i will created a fully fleshed out character using 8 episodes and fever dream visions if i have to#karl weissman#bodies netflix#edit: the original tags are above but since then i joined the discord and got to add these pictures LOL#saved this post as a draft bc i was like. i cant annoy people on the tag any more than i already have#doesnt matter. forcing this into the tag like a week after i made it anyway#im still so interested in the fact that it seems like there are more rooms that we never see#outside this bedroom and living space (and the bedroom isnt clear in the show either)#like. i rly need a 360 house tour NOW.#ALSO I FEEL LIKE A TOWN CRIER NO I DONT THINK HE HAS MOULD BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!!#the chair next to the liquor rly is something. hes MY babygirl
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ok heres this. how i interpreted his fears at least
#rnm spoilers#most of them r said pretty plainly but whatever LOL i love lists#interesting how u can see mortys Main fear of relying on rick right from the start#not sure abt the ‘rick putting them in danger one’#its in tbat little loop of Rick Fears#which im not quite sure what to make of. so thats the closest i can get#its definitely smth hes doen a lot. so theres that#SCARY IMPLICATIONS of morty having overcome his reliance on rick. or at least his fear of it#like in conquering the hole alone hes realised he doesnt really Need rick.#like maybe one day therell be a time he gets in trouble and rick Wont bail him out. or cant. but hes ok w that now?#hmmmm. intersting. very curious to see where that goes#themost painful one for me is being responsible for ricks sadness#liek thsts so fucking rough.#GETTING PERSONAL…. like i know how it feels to be a kid and feel responsible for the emotions of adults. it sucks balls#itd be interesting to see if All of these fesrs have been conquered or just the reliance one
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