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leah williamson x reader | first steps ❤️🩹
✘ summary: its leah first day running post-acl surgery and she's upset you're not able come, but viv, beth, and laura have a surprise for her
✘ warnings/tags: fluff, boyfriend!leah, leah's first day back (fully)
✘ words: 1756
a/n: requested by anon
"Babe! Come on! You're gonna be late for your first day back!" You shouted from the kitchen, preparing her a packed lunch with a cute little note tucked inside.
"Nearly done!" The blonde shouted in response, quickly tying her headband in place before running down the stairs mere seconds after you'd shouted her.
"Here." She panted, standing in front of you as you handed her lunch, placing a soft kiss on your forehead.
"Seriously.. again with the headband..?" You questioned, crossing your now free hands across your chest as you stared up at her forehead.
"Yeah.. keep my fringe out of me eyes." The defender smiled smugly.
"Uh huh.. that's why all of it is dangling past.." You quipped, hearing a groan from the taller woman.
"Are you sure you're not able to come..?" Leah asked quietly, tugging at the hem of your shirt as she tilted her head down to your height.
"No babe.. I'm sorry. I can't miss this meeting with my boss, it's really important." You lied, hoping that the taller woman wouldn't notice the glint in your eyes that suggested that.
"..but.." You continued, hands grabbing onto her training kit, tugging her close.
"..I'll make it up to you when you get home, yeah?" You winked, seeing a smile curl at the corners of the blonde's lips.
Leah bit her bottom lip looking down at you, one hand coming to rest on your hip. "You mean like show me how proud you are..?" She raised her brows suggestively, pulling you closer.
"Oi, no.. keep it in your pants Williamson.." You grumbled, seeing her start to laugh.
"God you can be such a teenage boy sometimes.. all horny and smelly.."
"Hey! I do not smell!” She groaned.
“Not denying the horny bit..” You elbowed her, pushing her in the direction of the front door.
The defender let out a annoyed sigh, grabbing the handle and turning to face you.
“You better keep your promise..” She pouted, jutting her lower lip out as she gave you the saddest eyes possible in hopes to make you feel guilty.
“I will Lee, promise.” You held onto her shoulder as you stepped on your tip-toes to reach her lips.
"Have fun today, alright? I love you."
"I love you more, seeing you after training." She hummed, walking over to her car and driving off.
You quickly shut the door, pulling out your phone to text the girls.
[y/n] [6:45]: guys shes left!!
beffy [6:45]: viv and ill come pick you up in a few mins
beffy [6:45]: just need to grab our kitbags
laura [6:46]: im so excited!!
[y/n] [6:46]: me too lau :))))
You hurried to your bedroom, changing out of your 'work clothes' and swapping into one of Leah's old arsenal jerseys, feeling it consume your entire torso and nearly reach your knees. It felt like a warm hug. Your phone buzzed in your pocket.
beffy [6:49]: she has no idea right?
[y/n] [6:49]: nope
[y/n] [6:49]: she still thinks that the meeting is happening even though my boss informed us last week that it was being rescheduled
laura [6:50]: [y/n]! youre evil 🥺
[y/n] [6:50]: i knowwww 🤭
You put your phone away and rushed around the house to gather a few necessities, coat, boots, and keys.
viv [6:54]: we're here
[y/n] hearted your message.
You ran out of your flat to be greeted by your two favourite people, both of them waving at you and Viv honking the horn as she waited for you to enter her car.
"Hi, guys!" You waved back, rushing into her car as she drove the three of you to training.
"You sure she won't notice?" Viv asked, looking at you through the rearview mirror.
"Yeah of course. That's why I asked if you guys could drive me so she won't recognise my car." The couple now 'ohing' as it finally clicked.
"Yeah, that makes sense." Beth replied.
You all arrived to training a few minutes late, Jonas completely aware of the antics that M&M had planned, distracting Leah from their noticeable absence. You decided to stay inside for a bit, watching from one of the windows.
"Alright, ladies it's time to run some drills." He clapped his hands together, seeing all the girls gather around. He put all of the girls into pairs, having Leah be paired with the Physio. Beth and Viv sneaking into the group of girls, hoping that the taller woman wouldn't notice their quiet appearance.
"Hey, Leah, take it easy today, try not to get to frustrated with yourself." The blonde gave her a light pat on the shoulder, seeing her nod in response. The defender walked over to the side with the Physio, listening to her instructions.
"I'm just going to examine how your body reacts to a few of these stretches and if everything looks good you'll be cleared and allowed to train with the other girls. You'll still have to take it easy though and you'll have to be checked again after training to see if your healing hasn't been disrupted." The Physio cautioned, standing beside as they both began stretching together.
Leah did as she was told, copying all of the stretches that she had asked her to do as a part of protocol. Trying her hardest not to overwork herself and make her already injured knee worse. She desperately wanted to be kicking the ball around the pitch with the other girls and playing a 5 v 5 right now but she had to focus on the here and now.
After an hour of training and a few short breaks, you snuck your way outside, ducking behind the stands as you secretly watched Leah from afar. She was eating the food that you made her, catching her cheeky smile from the little love letter you wrote her.
hey babe,
im so proud of you. youve come so far and it makes my heart so happy to know that my girl is going to be back on the pitch again playing for her childhood team. youve done amazing my love, you should be so proud of yourself.
love, [y/n] xx
Jonas joined you from your hiding spot, giving you a hug. He was happy to see you there supporting her.
"Oh! Hey! how's she been?" You asked.
"Yeah, good. Really good, shes been making a lot of good progress with the Physio."
"Will she be running today with the rest of them?"
"If everything goes well, definitely." He smiled proudly.
That's my Lee.
You began to stare at your blonde lover a little too hard, noticing how her eyes were wandering around the pitch as she happily ate her ham sandwich, her eyes nearly landing on you. You jumped back, lightly bumping into Jonas as you were worried she nearly saw you.
"S-Sorry, thought I was spotted there."
"It's alright, although I should probably leave before things get too suspicious." He gave you a little wave before making a swift exit.
Leah walked over to the side to grab her water, chugging as she listened to the Physio explain her results.
"Your body seemed to react really well to all of those stretches, so I'm clearing you for the day. Go have fun out there with your friends, kid." The older woman gave her a light pat on her shoulder before walking over to find Jonas to discuss her progress.
You watched as Leah took her first steps onto the pitch, kicking the ball that was sent her way as she practiced some drills. After a few touches of the ball, you snuck your way onto the pitch, hiding behind Viv, Beth, and Laura. You stuck your fingers in your mouth and wolf-whistled in her direction.
"Hey good lookin'." Revealing yourself from behind the group, arms waving in her direction.
The blonde turned her head, confused as she recognised your voice. Her eyes immediately lighting up as she found you wearing her old kit as you stood next to Viv, Beth, and Laura who were on the side.
"What are you doing here? I thought you had a meeting." Leah asked, pulling you into a tight hug, holding you close in her arms.
"Yeah well.. plans change. Plus, how could I miss a moment like this?" You nuzzled your face into the blonde's neck, feeling her melt as your nose brushed against her skin.
Viv, Beth, and Laura all watched as you both shared a quiet moment together, Viv recording, and Laura just crying.
"I love my parents." She sobbed, feeling a supportive hand from Beth as she patted her on the shoulder, eventually crying in the blonde's arms. "I know.. I know Laura.." She hushed, patting her on the head as she smiled back at you both.
You pulled away slightly to press a soft kiss to the taller woman's lips. "Go on.. go have some fun, don't let me stop you."
Leah blushed as you caressed her face, melting into your touch before nodding. "You're staying, yeah?"
"I'll be right here, cheering you on." You smiled, feeling her pull you in for a second kiss. She sent you a final smile before pulling away to continue her drills with the ball, your hand lightly tapping her on the arse as she ran back to her spot.
You walked your way back to the other girls, feeling Beth drag you into the tight hug that she had Laura in and eventually swinging her arm out for Viv to join, who begrudgingly did after a few seconds.
"Thanks, girls."
"Anytime, [y/n/n]." Beth murmured, squishing the four of you closer together.
You watched as your girlfriend ran her drills, feeling a sense of pride at how hard she had worked to finally reach this moment. You caught her smiling at you at any given opportunity, giving you shy waves before continuing dribbling the ball and making some passes. It was clear that she missed doing this, and she couldn't be happier doing it whilst you were there. Giving her the opportunity to show off a bit and steal kisses from you every now and then as she ran past you. Your cheeks shining a bright red that matched the jersey adorned to your chest, your heart feeling full at the sight of your lover doing what she loves the most. This was the happiest she had been in a long time.
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The Captains Daughter -Chapter 3-
A/N Sorry for the longer wait!!! chapters 4 and 5 are ready to go and will be out this week/weekend as well!! hope yall are doing great and enjoy this chapter! its a bit of a slow one, the next few are too but I promise it will get better!!
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Word count: 1.1k
Reader pov:
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4:45 AM, your alarm was blaring. You let out an ungodly noise as you stretched your still sleeping muscles, reaching over to shut it off. Breakfast started in 15 mins, reporting was mandatory. You used the restroom, brushed your teeth, washed your face with your standard issue bar of soap, which to be honest, didn't do much for skincare. It was more for sterilization than anything.
You combed your hair back into a low ponytail. Luckily the uniform regulations were much more relaxed here than your old base. Your hair only needed to be tied back in some form if it was past chin length, instead of the required sleek low bun most other military organizations required.
Putting on your uniform and double knotting your shoes, you opened your door and began walking to the mess. Almost running face first into a man with a mustache. You looked up to apologize and realized it was your father.
"Watch where you're going fatass," You joked. (A/N- please tell me yall got the mean girls reference.)
Your dad laughed, your footsteps fell in sync and the two of you walked to breakfast together.
"How was your first day of training with your Lieutenant?"
"I don't think I'm up to his standards," you confessed. Remembering Ghost's disapointment with you the day before
"Ah yeah, Ghost is tough to please. Don’t stress about it kid, if he’s mean to you it usually means he likes you,” He winked.
You rolled your eyes, “he doesn’t even think I belong here, he kicked my ass when we sparred.”
“Ghost is a great soldier, he’s incredibly strong and has seen a lot of hand to hand combat. He can be blunt, but it’s cause he wants to make you better, not boost your confidence,” your dad tries reassuring you.
“Thank you dad, but something tells me him and I won’t get along too well," your opinion unchanged.
He sighs, the two you enter the mess hall and fall into line.
"Speak of the devil," your dad says, lightly elbowing you.
you turned around to see Ghost and Soap had gotten in line behind you.
"Captain!" Soap exclaimed, with just a tad too much energy for 5 in the morning."
You looked up at him and grinned. He had shaved his face, which appeared to have shaved a decade off of his life.
"MacTavish!" Your father clapped him on the back. "You don't look a day over twelve," he teased.
The four of you laughed, the first time you've seen your lieutenant do anything of the sort.
Ghost caught your quizzical expression and quickly stopped, expression reducing to the same stone faced soldier you were growing familiar with.
"Ghost?" Soap wondered why he stopped laughing.
Soaps gaze switched from him to you.
"Oh," was all that came out of his mouth
You were confused, why wouldn't Ghost laugh around you?
Why did soap seem to instantly know why?
Ghost pov:
I was not about to let Y/N see my "human" side, maybe once she proves she can handle herself. I think as I fork bacon onto my tray.
I dared to steal a glance at her, she was back to talking and laughing with Soap and Price. It is odd seeing someone act so informal around him. I know he is her father and all, but everyone else acts so reverent towards him.
I am due to continue her training at 4:00 this afternoon. Dread fills my veins. I hate the thought of being in charge of the training that is designed to save someones life. What if I fail to teach her something that she needs in a dire situation? What if I am too soft on her and she remains weaker than her opponents.
No, that won't happen.
You will be hard on her, you will show no remorse, you won't feel bad. She is not your friend, she is your sergeant. I repeat this to myself in my head as we gather our trays and walk to the table. I ate in silence, paying little attention to the conversation. Gaz and Alejandro had joined us at this point. I stared down at the plate in front of me. The bacon here is nasty.
I wanted to leave. I hated it with Y/N here.
Its not that I don't like her, well actually maybe that is partially why.
But, when I look at her, its like seeing a child. Something that needs to be looked after, someone with a lot to learn, someone who isn't ready to face the world.
I stood up to leave without a word. I head towards the gym to get in a quick lift before the morning briefing.
"Simon!"
Soap had followed me
"Fucking hell" I said under my breath.
"You cant be a jackass to her forever," Johnny said, jogging to catch up with me.
"Until I can safely befriend her without having to worry about having to identify her body a week later I will be," I huffed.
"Simon, I know it hit you like a truck when Henry Jones, and Bill Anderson died, I know how you get when you hear about the death of anyone," he tried to reason.
"I know you always think it's your fault when something goes wrong. I know you want to protect everyone, and I know you don't mean to be an asshole." I looked at him from the corner of my eye.
"But not everyone else knows that," he continued. "Your colleagues are afraid of you. They think you're heartless. I know you aren't, the rest of the squad knows you aren't, well except Y/N.
Him and I walked the rest of the way in silence. I contemplated his words.
Your colleagues are afraid of you
"I don't want her to be afraid."
"Hm?" Soap turned his head
"Y/N, I don't want her to be afraid of me," I confirmed
"The mask sure isn't helping," Soap joked to break the tension. "Actually, keep it on- whats underneath is worse," he snickered.
"You bastard, I'm not ugly," I cracked a smile from beneath said mask.
Johnny has seen my face once, on a mission. I was sucker punched and it cracked.
"What does she think of me?" I say, curiosity besting me.
"She thinks you're a total dick."
"figured"
"You can fix that though," Soap said "It's pretty simple, maybe instead of beating the shit out of her to start training, you could ask how her day is going." He sarcastically adds
I roll my eyes, "I'm capable of friendship."
Soap laughs, "I'll put in a good word for you LT."
Smiling and shaking my head, I walk away.
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PhotoShoot (e.o)
Lizzie x Fem Reader
GirlxGirl
Y/ns POV:
Im suddenly woken by my phone ringing loudly I reach over and grab it looking at the screen with one eye open as I let out a groan why is my boss calling at 6:45am "hey Susan what's up is everything ok" I mumble half asleep "yeah just making sure your awake you have Elizabeth olsen for today's photoshoot" I open my eyes as I remember my client is Elizabeth olsen I've been looking forward to today for 3 months she's the most stunning human I've ever laid my eyes on "yeah I know Susan but the shoot is at 12 and your calling me at 6:45am I'll be there don't worry and also don't call back I'm going back to sleep ill text you when I'm awake" I say blatantly as I hang up, that might have sounded rude and some might be like why would you speak to your boss like that well she's also my bestfriend and has been for the last 12 years we met when we where 14 and have been best friends since.
I yawn and stretch with a smile on my face as I sit up to start my day I quickly check the time and see its 10am plenty of time to shower ready before heading to the studio, I walk into the bathroom and turn on thes hower I quickly brush my teeth as I'm waiting for the water to heat up after a few mins I climb in and get washed head to toe and wash my hair once I'm done I head to my bedroom and grab my outfit for today tight ripped jeans white tee and a flannel, I quickly get dressed and head downstairs for a coffee and decide to text Susan to let her know i won't be late or she'll be freaking out
Me: Hey I'm up and ready just having a coffee then I'm heading to the studio I'm sure I'll see you at some point today 😂
The bitch: Thought I was gonna have to call josh in to cover for you asshole 😒
Me: BITCH I swear to god you dare try and take the opportunity to photograph THE Elizabeth olsen away from me I will make it my mission to make you miserable day in day out 😈
I giggle as I finish my coffee and slide my phone into my pocket I rinse my coffee mug and head to the car and start my drive to the studio the drive was fairly quick I arrive at 11:45 perfect timing as I walk into the office I feel my nerves pick up as I see the blonde standing talking to Susan I can tell right away it's Elizabeth I walk closer as I make eye contact with Susan and she smirks making Elizabeth turn "lizzie this is one of our best photographers y/n l/n and y/n this is Elizabeth " I smile and stretch out my hand "Elizabeth it's a pleasure to meet you I'm a huge fan" she smiles as her hand lingers in my "nice to meet you y/n I've heard great things" I can't help but get lost in her eyes as I freak out inside.
"Just a few more shots lizzie and we can take a break you're doing amazing, the camera loves you" I smirk as I get her to pose how I want after 10 minutes we take a break and I'm pretty sure lizzie has been flirting with me for the last 3 hours "so y/n what are you plans for the weekend, do you have a boyfriend " she asks casually as I chock on my water "men aren't really my thing but no I don't have anyone at home waiting for me" I sigh as she gets closer "that's a shame you're beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have you come home to them" I open my mouth to speak but nothing comes out next thing I know her lips are pressed against mine in a rough kiss I instantly return the kiss as she deepens it once we break for air I'm still lost for words making her giggle "you're such a great kisser" I blush making her giggle more "no thats you" I say shyly as she climbs onto my lap and kisses me again I let my hands roam her body as they find a place on her ass I feel her moan into my mouth and smirk "should we do this isn't it a bit soon" I breath out as she looks into my eyes "definitely not to soon plus I plan on seeing you again y/n" I bite my lip and nod as we start to remove our clothes once we're fully naked I lay her down and start to kiss my way down her body letting my mouth wrap around her hard nipple earning a loud moan she roughly grips my hair as I run my hand down her body between her legs "someone's soaking such a naughty girl" I tease looking up at her "shut up don't tease me just do something about it" I lick my lips and nod as I run my fingers through her wet folds groaning at how wet she is "please y/n" she begs turning me on more a slip 2 digits into her dripping cunt earning a surprised gasp "so warm and tight" I say as I kiss her jaw thrusting my fingers nice and slow "you better hurry someone could walk in at any moment " making me realise we where in my work place I thrust my fingers faster as I kiss her making her moan into my mouth I curl my fingers as I hit her gspot with every thrust "I'm I'm gonna fuck y/n" before I know it she's cumming all over my fingers I slow my thrusts letting her ride out her orgasm "mhhh such a good girl" I smirk as I slide my fingers out and suck them never breaking eye contact "that was amazing" she pants as I lean down and place a kiss on her cheek, "get ready quickly incase someone comes in" I say with a giggle as we both get ready, we continue the rest of the shoot getting to know one and other before I know it the shoot is done "give me your phone" she says with a flirty smile I grab my phone and hand it to her "here put your number in mine" she says handing me her phone I quickly put my number in and hand the phone back as she hands mine back "I'll text you later and we can hang out soon" she says as she leans in to kiss me quickly I kiss her back as I bite her lip gently before we part ways, this is not how I pictured the shoot going but fuck I'm glad it did this woman has me under her thumb.
I spent the rest of the day walking around with a huge smile on my face and susan following me around like a puppy trying to figure out why ive been smiling so much its rather funny.
AN: i don't know what this is I know its not great but I needed to post something to keep the book up-to-date but this is terrible I will post a part 2 of this and make it so much better haha but if you have any requests please message me ill do them right away I've had no decent ideas to post so yall get this deal with it haha word count 1.3k
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If You Wanna Be Wild: Bonus Sick Fic
Santiago Garcia x Javier Pena
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Summary: Part of If You Wanna Be Wild, Santi is sick and Javi comes over to take care of him, both realizing something is brewing.
Warnings and content: PTSD (flashbacks), internalized homophobia but like. Its mild. Flashbacks to that one scene in Glee with Blaine and Tina and the vapo rub lololol
A/N: I know it's been a min since the last chapter and I promise it's coming but I thought I'd giving a lil bonus chapter. Takes place before chapter 3.
A/N 2: for those who aren’t boomers like me, MASH is a show from the 70’s about med soldiers in Korea. It was a comedy but also dealt with super heavy themes and makes me cry
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When Javier Peña waltzed into work at 8:23 AM, he was surprised to find Garcia was not at his desk. Santiago was always on time, and usually early, often staying late to make sure his paperwork was just right. Javi had once returned after realizing he forgot his wallet before the weekend only to drag Santi out of the DEA’s office practically pouting at nearly midnight.
So needless to say, Santiago being gone on a Monday morning was certainly enough to make Javier concerned enough to walk back up to the secretary. Maybe he had finally gone out and enjoyed his life a little on the weekend. The kid needed it, he needed to let off some steam, and a guy that looks like him certainly wouldn’t have any trouble finding a nice girl. Well. Javi hoped she was nice. Santiago would get eaten alive.
“Hola Colleen, ¿Has visto Garcia?” He asked, leaning over her desk.
She did not look up at him. “There’s at least 6 Garcia’s in this building.”
Javi cocked his head to the side. “Which Garcia do you think I’m talking about?” A rhetorical question. “He’s late.”
“What’s it to you? You're late every day, your little lap dog probably got stuck rescuing a kitten from a tree or something.”
He would waste time on something like that.
“Colleen”
She rolled her eyes. “He called in sick, Javi, now mind your business.”
“Sick?” How did he possibly get sick, the kid had the best immune system he knew. Didn’t drink, didn’t smoke, ate all his veggie’s off his plate like his mommy was still watching. “How sick.”
“I didn’t press for details. He never uses sick days so if he wants to play hooky for once it’s none of my business.”
“Thank you Colleen.” Javi smacked the desk, not hard at all. “This was very helpful.”
Javi waited until noon to call.
“Hola?”
“Garcia, where the hell are you?” He didn’t want to make it seem like he’d been asking about him, after all.
“Oh, hey Javi.” He sounded awful. “Lo siento, I thought they would have told you I was out sick.”
“Well, no one tells me shit around here, you know that.”
“Except for prostitutes.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I’m going on break, want me to swing by and get you anything? Some food, medicine, blankies.”
“Oh, actually, there’s some paper work in my top drawer-”
“I’m not bringing you work, Pope! Jesus, were you the kid who had friends bring him his homework when he was home sick from school?”
Santiago coughed and his poor throat sounded so horse. “Well, if I had friends and if I took days off, I suppose I would’ve.”
“Jesus, Garcia.”
“I’m JOKING! But yeah it was my sister. Mamí would have my head if I fell behind.”
That kid was never going to be free of his mother. “Other than work, do you need anything?”
“No, I’m alright, thank you.”
“Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow? 8 O’clock?”
“I’ll see you when you walk in at 8:45”
“Shut the hell up.”
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Javi was getting ready to leave work when he thought he might call Santi again to see if he needed anything on his way home. They didn’t live far, after all.
He called once, but the boy didn’t answer. He called again, no answer. When there wasn’t an answer a third time, Javier got concerned; he must be too sick to answer. Only stopping briefly at a corner store for some medicine, Javi rushed over to Santiago’s, banging on the door. “Garcia? Garcia!”
After a few minutes, Santi stumbled to open the door, looking groggy and messy and so unlike the boy he knew. Santiago shaved every morning, came to work crisp and put together. Right now, in a rumpled t shirt and shorts and a face that looked like he hadn’t shaved since Friday morning, Santi looked like an adorable disaster.
“What happened? Are you okay?” He asked, worry in his eyes.
What a guy. “Am I okay? Garcia I called you three times and you didn’t answer, you look like hell.”
“Oh.” Able to relax a bit, Santi’s shoulders slumped and he rubbed his eye as he coughed and looked at the bad in Javi’s hand. “What’s that?”
Javi glanced at the bag before returning his gaze back to the sick man. “I brought you some medicine. Thought you might need something.”
The smile Santi gave him made his heart leap. “Javi, I appreciate you worrying.”
“I wasn’t-”
“But I’ve had three of my tia’s stop by and baby me already.”
“Oh-”
Santi saw Javi’s slightly dejected look, and it made his heart swell just a bit to see that yeah, Javi was an asshole, but he was his asshole and Javi cared about him. Javi wanted to take care of him. “You know how to make soup?”
“I can try.”
“Good, because I’m starving.” Opening the door to let him in, Santi went back to his couch to watch M.A.S.H.
Javi set to work. “Jesus, Garcia, M.A.S.H? Didn’t you get enough of war?”
“They can’t show anything on TV worse than what I’ve actually seen.” He mumbled, cuddling up in a blanket again.
Javier often forgot that Santiago had a whole life before him, a whole life of seeing things Javi couldn’t protect him from. Occasionally, Santi would mention his friends from the Army, his special ops team he was a part of, but not much, and especially nothing with what happened or why he left. There was his best friend who was a pilot and a pair of brothers. The older brother had been honorably discharged recently with “post-vietnam syndrome” although they hadn’t really spent that much time in Vietnam, comparatively. Vietnam was just the thing that got people talking, finally. This only came up in concern for the young brother who without an older brother’s guidance was hard to reel in.
By the time the soup was done, Santi seemed asleep so Javi walked over to the couch quietly only to find Santi was awake, watching M.A.S.H with tears in his eyes. Javi looked to the TV and although he couldn’t pinpoint what was going on, the scene was somber. “Garcia?” He didn’t answer him. “Garcia, hey, Santi-” Javi touched his shoulder causing Santi to gasp out of his trance.
“Will?!” Santi jumped up, eyes wide with panic and hand going for his hip only to find no gun. No holder. No uniform…
“Hey, amigo, relaje, relaje… It’s okay.” He held up his hands to try and placate him. “It’s just me, you're safe, I’m not going to hurt you, Santi.”
When Santi realized it had happened again he quickly averted his eyes, subconsciously shifting away from his friend. “Fuck, sorry, I was… dreaming.”
Javi knew he wasn’t dreaming. He had been awake, clearly, but Javi didn’t question him. “Dreaming about how you got that scar on your neck?”
He knew him a little too well. That’s why Santi called out for Will, the voice he had heard before slipping into unconsciousness. Santi felt like he had been going crazy. It wasn’t as bad as it had been for Will; Santi could handle gunshots and cross fire and action. He could handle it well, he knew he was capable. It was other things, however, things like dead bodies or funerals that sent him into a haze. One funeral he went to when he looked in the casket he saw himself. He never told anyone and never went again. When he went to mass he prayed he would never have to go Frankie, Will, Benny, or Elena’s. He prayed he’d go first.
“No.” He took a few bites of soup, complimenting it.
Javi just nodded. “Alright.” Turning the TV to the Mary Tyler Moore show, Javi tried to change the subject to distract Santi. “Always thought she was hot.”
“Me too. Had a crush on her when she was on the Dick Van Dyke show.”
Javi chuckled. “Of course you did. Here.” He went and got the cough syrup and put it on a spoon. “Here.”
Like a child, Santi whined. “Asqueroso”
“Shut the hell up, I’m not Mary Poppins and I’m not giving you sugar to wash it down.”
“Fiiiiine.” Santi lifted is head enough that Javi could guid the spoon between his plush and waiting lips, eyes dropping in exhaustion and face flush with fever in a way that made Santi just look… fucked out.
No, fuck, shit, he’s not suppossed to be thinking those things about his partner, or men in general. Not that Javi had a problem with it, but he wasn’t gay. It was just his mind wandering, that’s all.
“Javi?” Santi mumbled half asleep.
“Hm?”
“There’s some vicks vapor rub on the counter, can you grab it for me?”
“Yeah, no problem.” When Javi returned with the rub, Santi was out cold. “Garcia?” He felt his forehead, he was burning up. Poor kid was probably exhausted. Sighing, he opened the vapor rub. With care and precision, Javi rubbed a bit on his neck and a little on his chest, only dipping slightly under the collar so as to not put his hand anywhere untoward. It wasn’t sexual, Santi just needed help. Digging through his medicine cabinet, Javi also found some peppermint and lavender oils and remembered what his own mother used to do when he was sick. A tiny bit of lavender under the nose and some peppermint on Santi’s temples, Javi hopped at the very least he could have a good sleep.
He deserved it, honestly. The young man worked hard, he cared about what he did and the people of Colombia. He was smart, capable, and kind, traits that Javi remembered liking so much in Steve. He was easy to like.
Settling into a chair nearby with some soup, Javier decided to stay for a little bit just in case Santi needed something or in case he got worse.
When Santi woke up a few hours later it had already gotten dark out and he had intended on moving to his bed. When he began to sit up, however, Santi saw Javier asleep on the chair. He must have stayed to keep an eye on him. Santi’s heart was full, overcome with emotion and affection for his partner in ways he can’t remember feeling since… well shit, Santi can’t remember feeling like this. He had friends he loved dearly, he loved his sister and his mother and all his extended family… but this felt… different. He couldn’t put his finger on it.
Standing up, Santi quietly used the bathroom and got another blanket from his room. Before laying down again, Santiago carefully laid the blanket over Javier, tucking him in.
“Buenas noches, amigo. Y gracias."
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Hope this was enough to tide y'all over!
I was writing the vapo rub scene and it was gonna be a lil more intimate but then I got trauma flashbacks to Glee and ina singing and... I said hmmmmmmmm nope lol
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Will Wood – The Normal Album (2020)
10 tracks, 45 min 52 sec
Rating: 9/10
Top Track: I / Me / Myself
And now to a much more recent album than what I've listened to recently as part of this project. I'm sure we all remember 2020 fondly. Don't know much about Will Wood except that he seems to be popular at the moment. I should note that I managed to avoid TikTok and reels and such when I / Me / Myself was in its heyday there, otherwise even I can see how it could get annoying, though it is good. Overplaying songs can be rough. But I definitely have heard it before today.
Ok, I have really mixed feelings about this album. On the one hand, it's really good. Every track was really spectacular. The themes he played around with were really meaningful to me, which I haven't seen a whole lot of directly shown in the music I usually listen to. Like, yeah, we can all interpret all the TMBG songs we want to have trans themes, but none of them call it out as directly as I / Me / Myself, and that's the reason that ended up as my favorite track here. ...On the other hand. This album was REALLY high energy. Dunno if I'm just worn out at the end of the day when I usually listen to these so it's just not the right time, but I really wanted something to balance it out a bit more. This combination of liking all the songs and the high energy, weirdly, makes it hard for me to pick out other favorites here, so I guess I'll go with Suburbia Overture and Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world.
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So I have the day off today, and I marked the entirety of it down to watch Red, White, and Royal Blue. This was a good decision as I've had to pause three times and I'm 3 min and 40 seconds into the movie. I just get so
and I have to stop and calm down. So I'm blogging when I have to pause.
Such a fanfic set up - Enemies to Lovers, royalty AU, slow burn, 400k.
I'm at the after-wedding party and the cake is SO BIG I KNOW WHATS COMING I CAAAAAN'T
IT'S LOOMING
LIKE ITS READY TO ATTACK
ALEX IS DRUNK ALEX STOP ALEX YOU ARE AT A WORK FUNCTION AAAAALEEEEEEXXXXX
OH NO OH NOOO DRUNK!ALEX HAS SPOTTED HIS NEMESIS HARRY IN FRONT OF THE FERAL CAKE
The cake has chosen a victim. To be fair, Alex attacked it first, so I can't blame the cake…
This is the funniest face, I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at Alex's reaction to icing. You'd think it was cum
THE CAKE HAS ATTAAAAAACKED . Alex FAFOd. RIP Alex.
I love how this whole thing is basically Alex's fault, but the crown prince blames Henry. Family tension, yay!
I also love how Alex is called on the carpet in the oval office and it's ALL WOMEN IN THERE. He's cracking jokes, and they're talking trade negotiations and polling numbers around him.
Zahra is my favorite person ever. GET HIM!
Ok, Alex, sweetheart, honey, you are FIXATED on Henry being 6'2''…. do you have a, shall we say, issue?
"Making it was one of the most depressing moments of my career - and I once saw Mitch McConnell eating a banana."
Thank you for your service, ma'am.
Smile, boys. I SAID SMILE.
"Alex has very strong opinions. And he shares them. Loudly."
🤣 He's just American, Henry. 🤣🤣🤣
This is our Get-Along-Press Conference.
OK, so my friend who is also watching says her first unbelievable moment was the wedding gown without sleeves. I don't know enough about fashion or royalty to argue, but MY first unbelievable moment is shots fired at a hospital and they're NOT in the US? DOUBT.
Active shooter and Henry is more focused on how Alex smells and why Alex doesn't like him.
"Makes sense." "What do you mean by THAT?" "It means you have good taste, Alex."
Oh wow, Henry is showing some emotional intelligence here.
Nevermind, I take it back. Henry! Don't be a douche!
Ok, I take it back take it back. Thanks for being vulnerable, Henry.
Fireworks. OK, that makes more sense.
I also love Alex's bodyguard.
"Kill me and I won't have to go." Hey writers, this is more relatable than making him talk about how expensive the cake is. Same, Henry, same.
My god, Alex's eyelashes are insane. Why. Why does he need those? To flirt with men?? Oh wait, yeah, I guess he does.
Oh my god, they actually POINTED OUT HIS EYELASHES. This movie was made for me. Is that guy flirting? Back off, man!
Henry is an amazing texter. I love the way they fit social media into the movie format.
Can I have another two or three hours of them just hanging out and snarking at each other please? kthx.
Alex's NYE party - is this the first time Henry has been underdressed for an event?
*gasp* the mutual "oh no he's hot" moment.
aaaand already Henry has been bit by the little green monster. Pugsley. That was fast.
EEEEEE the kiss. Alex is like, I'm not touching I'm not touching I'mnottouchingIswear.
"The first fifty rows of a Gaga concert." 🤣🤣🤣 The women in the movie are On Fire.
"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?????
"He can't ignore me all night. Can he?" Oh honey....
LUNCH BREAK - I started this at 8:30 am, it is now 11:30. I am 37:45 into this movie. 🤣
Why is Miguel coming off as skeezy to me? I want him to go awa-ALEX, your literal prince has ariiiiived.
Henry, sweetheart, you are not fooling anyone.
Damn Alex, *fans self*
So... this was the "fade to black" of a sex scene. I mean, I wasn't expecting this movie to be subtle, but c'mon!
Henry: I just don't want you to fall in love with me.
Me: How's that clown makeup feel?
Well now I gotta know. How many/which famous men have you shagged. Henry? Henry, COME BACK HERE!
"I'm so not playing this cool right now." Don't worry Alex, you guys are dork4dork.
I KNEW MIGUEL WAS A SCUMBAG
Ugh, Dickbag alert! Ah, jealolus dickbag alert!
Alex!! You've broken Zahra!!
Zahra my loooooveee!! Put these boys in their place!
That ENTIRE scene was AMAZING. This movie was worth it just for that.
HAHAHAHAH they didn't even get through the whole gag set up
"I'm definitely not doing karao-*singing karaoke*
It's taking me forever to get through the floating dock/Alex confession scene. The whole "rope attached to my chest" is real Jane Eyre vibes. Henry, you need to say something. Communication is key, my dude.
Or drown yourself, that's valid.
Oh you are NOT just sneaking out. No. I forbid it.
Ugh, men.
"What happened in Texas?" "I ended things with Alex"
NO YOU FUCKING WELL DIDN'T, YOU DICK.
Of course there's thunder for the big romantic confrontation scene. It has to be raining! For reasons!
oh, that is some grade-A projection there, Henry.
Mr never had a key has a key....
Damn, Alex, you have game.
"When they write the history of my life I want it to include you" Damn, Henry, you have game, too.
Ok, the most unrealistic thing in this movie - these motherfuckers don't move in their sleep??! The covers are always immaculate when they wake up. FAKE. FALSE. THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN.
DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE
Zahra is so done. Go ahead, Zahra, smack him with a pillow again, I know you want to. You've earned it!
"mooning over the prince like a cow in labor" 🤣🤣🤣 Marry me, Zahra!!
Stephen Fry playing a homophobe?? He really stretched his acting chops for that.
"Take the American with you." Thanks gramps.
Do you think anyone noticed??
Final tally: It took me 5 hours to watch this, not including the hour lunch break.
#red white and royal blue#rwrb#my gifs#my memes#rwrb memes#prince henry rwrb#alex claremont diaz#alex x henry#this got way longer than I thought it would
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2024
january 01, 2024 - 11:56 am
new year's day is such a big deal for me. its like halloween for me... only without the costumes, and tonnes of fireworks. i love fireworks. u see, i didnt know until new year's eve that i was going to be alone. bummer. i took a nap after prepping up, and woke up around 11:45 pm, my alarm didnt go off but thankfully there were enough booms and bangs in the streets that it woke me up— it would be such a bugger if it didn't. what a fucken celebration it would have been. lol.
i gave away some of my sparklers and firecrackers because my dumbass forgot to buy lit. good thing i got shit loads of party poppers. id say it compensated enough, i was happy with it. and once the display was over, it didnt occur to me that only 30 mins had passed since midnight. i had lots of time to kill. my living room is such a mess with all the poppers i popped. but yeah, i dont mind. my cat seemed to be amazed with all the colorful litters in the floor.
it wasn't as bad i thought it would be. i realized i only started celebrating nye with a bang last year ever since i got my liberty. and it had been like that since i was 16. it felt like i was spending the new year's with my younger self. and boi, what a night it was. it may not be as loud or high like how i wanted it to be, but it did reminded of how things were— and how different it is now for the better.
despite being tilted with nye, there's one thing that felt right: and that is starting the year with myself.
happy new year, everyone!
cheers!
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Single Malt Scotch masterpost
well, i made a nebtho one so i guess i should make one of my namesake, right? sorry to say but in terms of video content.... aint much lol. But I will link a playlist and talk about its history!
Right so, what is there??? Why should you watch these guys?
Team Single Malt Scotch is the pair of Zisteau and Kurtjmac. Z does youtube sporadically but doesnt play minecraft much at all anymore, Kurt is well known for Far Lands or Bust and still does that and other games! So we're talking about the old days really- SMS first teamed up in UHC 7. Their dynamic caught on pretty strong in the tumblr oriented mindcrack fandom, and honestly I'd say they were one of the most popular ships back then alongside the expected Team Canada and Nebtho.
I enjoyed their whole deal especially because I liked Kurt a lot, and related to his shyness and interests back then. Zisteau and him get along pretty well and shared similar interests so it was always nice to see then hang out- and their slight opposites with Z being more extroverted made them pretty balanced. Overall good chemistry.
The videos. What videos?
Heres my playlist, but I will lay it out below as well. (additionally I only included one episode of UHC 7, i suggest going and watching Kurt here as he has the more eps). Be sure to read the playlist description for further info on how to watch.
Ep 45/12 - Episodes with them together start after UHC 7- its hard tracking down more videos due to lack of keywords, etc... They're working together on Kurt's base! good ol 40 min long episode.
Ep 46/13 - back to back, more work on kurt's base. really just nice slow eps with lots of chatter. - i suggest kurt's because its longer.
Fun fact about those two above!! Kurt mimics Zisteau intro :) in his episodes.
a little minecon video in there... from 9 years ago. god i feel old.
another little extra mindcrack server stuff, a pov from kurt that he hadn't shared before.
while this is in the playlist, its a specific timestamp- FLoBathon 2014, Zisteau jumps call in for a good long period. this is definitely more podcasty of a watch.
final stretch... UHC 2017 Charity event. Yeah, way later than everything else lol. This one was a shock to me when it happened too! This UHC is chaotic due to item donations but it was incredibly fun to watch them again- especially up to the very end!! Really suggest it if you want something faster paced. Spoilers: extra good because we got an "i love you kurt" out of it so.
Extra, not on the playlist- feel like itd be fun to mention this FLoB episode where Kurt recognizes the popularity of SMS on tumblr. which sends anxiety through me at times knowing i also had this url way back then as well.
Well thats it boys. There is a good chance theres some other episodes floating out there and i appreciate any added links! (especially later stuff like post-2016 since i was around less).
As I said above SMS was a pretty popular ship. its hard to know how that felt if you weren't around back then but, there is a huge backlog of fan fiction for sure. Ao3 isnt the biggest archive of fics (i suggest dreamwidth) but even there its the top ship with 100 fics!
so you know. old ship, not anything new, not something i expect new people to get into- but i think its worth sharing especially as a fandom history thing because it was quite a popular subject back in the day.
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Today is the day🙂( well in like an hour and 45 mins) i see they posted his birthday art and he’s so precious🥹 like he’s funny af too “ i don’t really care about birthdays but if you’re gunna bother me all day🙄 you can stay” bitch do you want the present or not😒 making up at sunrise to tell him he looks very nice in blue, like im making his outfit rn and i forgot he had his shoulders out!! Like its a body suit w the ARMS CUT OFF. He really said if imma have a rebrand im gunna be the sluttiest character here😭 clearly took insp. from kaeya to have his chest out like that🙄like i want to kiss the lil electro mark on the back of his neck. About to shower this little bastard is so much love and affection😈 going to suck his dick bc side by side his blue outfit does look nicer; i saw a thing saying he probably doesn’t need to breathe so he just makes moaning noise for fun😭😭 the thought of him being a slut bc “this is fun” is HILARIOUS since he’s just along for the ride so we can go to the most secluded spot in mondstat-bc i would celebrate my birthday there first for sure- and and ride him until he’s crying😊 just whispering how proud i am of him and how pretty he is. Now then for ANNOYING SCARAMOUCHE i would sleep in too much effort bc he’s gunna wake me up ANYWAY like as soon as his eyes crack open he is planning how to be annoying for a full 24 hours bc tomorrow is a wrap. DEFINITELY they type to me like “it’s my birthday you’re not gunna let me do what i want🥺(😈)” when he keeps getting handsy all day. You’re out on a romantic date? His hand is stuffed in your pants and he literally could care less, its you who’s trying to make sure nobody notices. Strolls into inazuma like he owns the place🙄 just to fuck you in the shrine; me and him will be petty to that fox until we both die😤 def takes you to some hidden cave in sumuru w pretty plants and is like look at what i found; fails to mention they’re like sex pollen plants tho😒 so hes checking his watch as everything gets fuzzy and only then do you realize this place is very isolated🤨 nobody would hear you let alone be in this area. Fucks you like his life depends on it, he is using the day to be as sadistic as possible; probably tell you to ding happy birthday like you can talk😭 he has blankets and everything set up like i thought this was a picnic🤨the only thing he eating is you😔the type to get overstimulated easily but holds longer bc hes holding on by sheer willpower and to also make a huge mess. Like to him if he not light headed he’s not done. Fucking like 3 loads back i to you bc hes obsessed w watching you gush around him like he never does anything halfassed hes gunna make you scream every-time, biting you bc why thats how cats show affection and degrading you like hes doing any better “look at you making a mess and cant even help it”! And he only pulled out to not cum
scaramouche is so annoying T T like just say you want to spend time w us you loser! but he's so cute,,, so cute... I had a little party for him in my teapot keke
((two second side note... speaking of kaeya... did you see his new skin? when i heard about it i literally exploded like nothing from this game has made me happier than my meow meow getting the pampering he deserves! and the braid- the braid in his new skin im going to cry))
something in my brain shifted at the thought of kissing scaramouches electro mark... youre making me a scaramouche appreciator,, stop! smh his mark that probs hasnt been washed since it got put there LOL
O.M.G.... i never thought about him not making noises bc he doesnt breathe- yeah he's a slut through and through and i love it.. i love it T T my favorite puppet (raiden look the other way this is NOT about you.... not yet </333)
sharing a birthday with scaramouche is so cute bc i know he would do everything that you want to do and would prioritize your feelings over his because he's such a softie... what an angel. okay that's enough sweet scara im going back to crazy!scaramouche bc if you dont share a birthday w him then he would so take advantage of it like (aside from insecure scara who would hate his bday) he would so make you do everything that he desires since it is his day (and i wont fight him on it!!!!)
YOUUUU ARE FUCKING CRAZYYY IF YOURE GOING TO THE NARUKAMI SHRINE AND NOT FUCKING MISS YAE MIKOOOO- like howww could you pick scaras short ass over her?! hell no! (but fine since it is his birthday smh)
awww scaramouche fucking you everywhere (unlocked lol) in teyvat for your birthdays is so sweet ,, who knew he had a kind side? (i did)
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Part I - Spinach Lasagne
The first thing I noticed about him was the tattoos on his fingers when he served me my spinach lasagne. Yum, I thought to myself referring to the fingers. I live right across the restaurant and I come here every evening and order the same thing but those fingers are new. I usually bring my papers in a binder to read while I eat and stay a little longer and watch people. I look up to see the fingers' owner, new guy. He's got these chiseled arms, dishelved curls and sheen of hardwork on his face. He looked distracted. I smile at him and thank him, trying to hide my perving. Oh God, its been so long since I've gotten laid. Im perving on random guys who are serving me food. Ever since I started my PhD program, I barely had time for anything else - which is also why I get my dinner at this place everyday - its cheap and delicious and I'm too busy to cook.
He nods in acknowledgment with a slight smile. Bon appetit he says and leaves. Usually I never stay until the place closes because id like to give the staff their space while closing it up, today however, I wanna see him again, even if it's just briefly. I had my papers to keep me company. Unconsciously curling my hair with my fingers with one hand and using the other to fidget with my pen, I was deeply engrossed in my papers. I only looked up because I noticed a sound at the counter - there he was. There's nobody else around. It was closing time. I lost track of time, I apologize and try to organize my mess of papers and ready to get up.
"Um-uh you can actually stay longer if you'd like? I mean-n, we are closed but ill be around to finish up some cleaning and stuff. you're welcome to stay."
"You sure?
"Yeah, you look like you're in the zone with your work and I won't be done for another 45 mins so you're fine until then."
"Thank you, that's so considerate! But that's okay ill head home - I need some coffee anyway." I know they don't sell coffee and I feel bad for imposing without buying anything extra.
"I can make you some coffee. God knows I could use a coffee and cigarette before my cleaning"
"Huh. I didnt realize you folks sold coffee"
"Oh we dont. But I can make you one"
"Aw, thanks! Can you let me pay for it at least?"
"Do you smoke?"
"Mhm" I nod, embarrassed of my infinite attempts at quitting. In fact I successfully quit before I started my phd only to pick it back up.
"You can pay me in company when I'm done making the coffee"
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We are standing at the back of the building in the biting cold, with the coffee warming our fingers and cigarette smoke our faces.
"I'm y/n btw." I extend my hand.
"Carmy". He closes in. Those fingers again.
"Im actually a regular"
"Oh I know. Spinach lasagne. You know I have like 8 other things on the menu right?"
"Haha what can I say? The chef in there knows what theyre doing. Id marry them for the lasagne"
He laughed. "No, im serious. This is most pleasure I've experienced carnally in literally 10 months. Thank your chef for me - the lasagne has been a sex replacement for a poor ol phd student." Ugh I'm so horny its showing. I should probably shut up.
He blushed, blowing smoke from his mouth. "The chef's probably super deprived himself and uses food as a replacement too"
"What if the chef is deriving his talent from deprivation". We are talking about sex (or the lack thereof) very nonchalantly and I need to get used to it but my vagina is screaming.
"Or- or - or hear me out. What if he actually gets a real good fucking and and - " he pauses and laughs "actually i have nothing to add. I think he needs some fucking"
"Id fuck him" i say without thinking. Clearly we are not talking about the chef anymore
"Right now?" He asks coming tad bit closer.
"Right now."
He comes closer, kissing me desparetely, lifting my thigh to wrap it around him. I can feel him grow against me while he's thrusting into me. I pull his curls closer and moan.
"Inside. Now"
We sloppily move through the kitchen dropping our clothes as we head to an office thats dimly lit and scattered with papers. He pushes some papers to clear some space and puts me on the desk. He tries to go down on me. I pull him by his curls stopping him.
"Um-uh im very hairy down there. Havent exactly planned for this"
"Even better" he replies and goes to town. I bite my lip, conscious of my moaning sounds
"I like it when you're loud. Tell me how much you want this"
"Oh please keep going, i want you so bad."
He's moaning while he's eating me. "That feels so good. Please keep going", I mumble between my moans. He is flicking his tongue on my clit so firm and hard that it almost kills me, then he digs his finger into me while sucking on my clit.
"Tell me what you want" he demands.
"This is so good. Keep going". Im going feral!
"Tell me or ill stop" he says almost pulling out his finger".
I let out a small cry. "Fuck me with more fingers!"
"Tell me how"
"Harder!"
He adds one more finger and fucks me really hard and fast with them.
"More?" He asks and before I could say anything, "of course you'd want more, don't you my poor ol desperate student?" He mocks.
"Tell me exactly how many" he asks using the same demanding voice
"All your fingers. Please"
"I knew it" he quickly changes his stance to fist me hard and lifts his head up close and sucks on tongue and biting my lip lightly. I hold him tightly by his hair while he's fisting the daylights out of me. "You're driving me crazy" I breathe into his mouth. He kisses harder
"Ready to be fucked?" He asks almost earnestly
"Not yet. My turn" I try to grab his cock
"We are fucking. Im going to go inside you and thats the way this works"
"Nope. You don't make all the rules here.' I look at him sternly while I hold his cock tightly in my hand pulling him towards me. Touching his balls lightly while I hold his length hard. He holds my jaw tightly "You wanna play hard? I could do hard" he says and before he could do anything I push him back to the wall, get on my knees and put him in my mouth.
He moans as I suck on his tip and squeeze his ass towards me, lightly touching between his cheeks. He stands there accepting temporary defeat. I look him in the eye and say. "Grab my hair and make me go at the speed you'd like"
He uses my mouth to fuck hard and fast as I make glucking noies. "Fuck. You're so hot."
He pulls my head away from his and brings me to his lips. "I need to be inside you." He pauses before he says "please"
I kiss him back while he puts me back on the counter. I put my legs over his shoulders but he holds them by the ankles and moves them above my head and fucks me like its his last. When he finally comes he lets out one last groan and drops his head into my chest and gives small kisses. I kiss him on his face, my legs shaking visibly. He laughs and rubs my thighs along the sides and kisses them "sh sh calm down. You did so good" I laugh a little embarrassed by my legs.
"Water?"
"Water." I reply
"I'll be back" he comes back with a glass of water for both of us. He kisses me with his water filled mouth. Spitting into mine and slowly moves away while I quench my thirst.
He drops a mattress on the floor
"You had a mattress all along?"
"Sorry yeah." He runs his fingers through the back of his head sheepishly. "Got carried away. Come lie beside me"
Our naked backs to the floor we look up while he plays with my long curly hair while I his tattooed fingers.
"Whats your phd in?" He asks
"Computer science. Specifically machine learning. Statistical modelling that kind of thing"
"Tell me more"
"Some other night. Tell me about your finger tattoos"
"I got them when i was in juvie. Don't mean much now. Some other night"
We lie in silence and slowly drift away to sleep.
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An alarm goes off around 4.30 am.
"Fuck!shit! Im sorry arrghh" he curses while trying to shut it down. I make sleepy noises and see his face looking at me.
"Darling. Hey- hey mwah, darling. I've got to leave now. Okay? Got some errands to run". I nod trying to make sense of my surroundings.
"Im really sorry but you probably should too. My crew is gonna come in a couple of hours." I stretch my body while he runs his fingers against me and kisses my stomach.
"What errands at..."I look at the watch "..4.30 in the morning?"
"Gotta pick up produce for today. Need spinach for your lasagna" he smiles
"What kind of chef makes his waiter get produce at 4 in the morning and clean up at the end of the day?" I ask while we are putting on clothes. I steal a last kiss on his bare back before he puts his shirt on.
"The chef who is deprived, remember? Actually not anymore apparently"
"You're the chef?" I laugh thinking we are still joking "why were you waiting tables?"
"Short staffed yesterday"
"You're being serious? Omg. I said stupid things about the chef, sorry"
"I did too. Don't be sorry. It's all true. Ill walk you home?"
"Yes please".
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Who up projecting on they OCs
Anyway this is the first writing I've actually done in a while, so don't expect it to be the best, but honestly I am really proud of this.
Words: 654
Estimated reading time: 2 mins 45 seconds
Whole things under the cut
CWs for amnesia (implied), mental breakdowns (kind of), just kinda angsty?
"Do you know what happened? What I..." He swallows, steeling himself before continuing, "The things about that place I don't remember?"
The thing in front of him (a part of his mind it says, a friend it says) sighs, a pitying expression on its face. It shifts, uneasiness apparent on its face. "I can't tell you, I'm sorry."
He frowns with his eyes, squeezing his arms where he hugs himself. (harder still, almost bruising himself, marring skin with violet blooms) "why? I deserve to know as much as you do." Icy tone. Carefully calm, but in the fragile way of someone about to break over the next awful thing.
"You aren't exactly mentally stable right now. I mean, this is some fucked up shit, severe trauma that you hid from yourself for a reason. Think of how much worse everything that's going on would be if you had earth-shattering memories to sift through on top of... Everything else."
"and? What's going on right now has nothing to do with this. I deserve to know, don't I?" He looks at the being desperately. It knows that look. "Don't I?"
It sighs, looking around uncomfortably (the floor, the sky, the glowlights, anything but me, he thinks). When it finally looks back, its gaze noticeably softens. It isn't pity, or sympathy or anything like that, it isn't even sadness. It's sickness, a gut-wrenching helplessness at the fact that it really can't do anything for him. It wants to tell him, wants to help grant him peace of mind, to arm him against whatever other threats it hints vaguely at (he feels his fire sputter and shrink a bit at the thought), but it frustratingly, decidedly won't.
He begins to pace again.
"I see. I see how it is. You're just going to come in here, a mind that doesn't even belong to you, and hold my past over my head, which last I checked by the way is still MINE, and pretend 'aw yeah sorry, can't do anything about it, you're not ready'? It that it?" His voice is cracking, ice giving way to smoke, wavering at every uptilt, every question he throws at this... This thing. "I have lived for 2 decades unable to remember anything about my past but half of a theology that no one will acknowledge and a frustrating void, and when I finally get a sliver of a chance to finally, finally know, it's ripped away from me like this?" He laughs, more of a watery crackle of hysteria than a true laugh, and looks up at nothing.
"does my god really hate me that much? That they'll send some Underling to bar my thoughts? Keep me from my sense of self?" He sits down, heavy from the meltdown he can feel aching its way through his stomach. The thing stares for a moment, hesitating, before lowering itself next to him.
He looks up at the figure, and it realizes with a twist in its gut that he is crying.
"I met Atlanta again, you know." It starts at the name, a childhood love gone with the years. "She cried when she saw me. Said she hadn't seen me since... I can't even remember what he said anymore." He chuckles, the sound more.like defeat than anything else. "I guess that's your fault too, huh? It's all just your fault too..."
It's silent for a while. "Yeah, you caught me," it says, staring off into the middle distance at a flickering light. "It's all me."
Maybe if it shifted the blame, maybe if it became a scapegoat for a little while, it could get him to calm himself down. But it knew. They both did.
The problems, the memory loss, the odd behaviors. They were all his own. This thing was just the guard dog as to why. And it wouldn't be able to give up those particular secrets for a while.
#bork borf#yikes#loud on the web#yeah i use ekkel as my feelings feeling OC wayy too often#this guy needs a break#writing#my writing#fiction#ekkel#i think i can tag this as whump?#whump
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my mom is being a dick so im making it all your guys problem because i dont have therapy until thursday
im going to put my vent below the cut because it will probably get triggering, but id appreciate if you guys would let me know any official terms for what my mom is doing to me/if there are any online resources to help
so my mom got home from work today and she was really pissed at everyone and everything. she yelled at me to take out the trash (which i usually do on tuesdays, but much closer to 5pm than the 3pm that it was at that moment) and i said sure let me finish this snack and if i have time before i have to pick up my brother, ill do it then. if not ill do it after.
she said okay and went back to her little candy crush game. two minutes later she tells me i need to pick up my brother. i say yeah i know. ill leave to pick him up at 4pm (which is roughtly 45 min away atp) and she sighs and says fine.
im like okay im not taking this bait. so i finish my snack and i do the garbage. then i pick up my brother and he's a dick to me too. leaves his metal waterbottle on the floor of my car where it will bang around and distract me from driving (i have drivers ocd and a lot of driving anxiety, so ive told him multiple times not to do this and hes usually good with it) and then my brother is all dramatic about getting out of the car and his knee hurting (he is 15) and i say the house isnt that far but im sorry it hurts and he calls me a bitch. what was i supposed to say
but anyway back to my mom. i havent told her my daily stories yet (and i know im fortunate to have parents that care about my day to day) so i tell her this story relating to my friend. i say hey he's been doing this recently and it's annoying and i wish he would stop. i talked to him about it a couple times and he wont stop.
my mom looks me dead in the eye and asks me why im so dramatic about everything. why does it bother you so much. its your fault. get over it. stuff like that. and she says it in this perfectly nice loving mothering voice. im sorry, what?
i said that ive asked him to stop and we've had conversations and he wont. i said its not my fault im trying, please don't say that to me. and my mom just keeps going on, saying oh youre overreacting, just get over it, why are you so pissy with all of your friends.
so im like emotionally exhausted and i blurt out that i have trauma from past friends. my second grade best friend moved away and then ignored my phone calls. my fourth grade best friend moved across the country and never responded to my (five!!!) letters. i told my seventh grade best friend that i thought i might not be a girl (surprise, im a trans man) and she called me the t-slur (i know i can say it, but i really dont like it because of this experience). i told my mom that that friend then went on to tell all of my high school friends (who only knew my chosen name) my birth name and then those friends struggled to use my chosen name ever again because 'oh your birth name fits you so much better!'
and you know what my mom said? she started lecturing me. how i cant let people hurt me. how its my fault i get mad at people. how im the reason no one wants to be my friend. how im damaged goods because of all the shit i wont get over. etc.
and i dont care if my mom makes me food. i dont care if she gives me a house to live in. that's bare minimum and i am not required to love her for that.
and she's never once proved to me that she deserves my love, so in ten years when shes wondering why i never call, this is only one reason why. she does this in so many ways and so many scenarios that i dont know how anyone tolerates her.
as soon as i can financially leave her, i will, and i will never look back.
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Y/N moved to Daegu to start over after the death of her mother. Unfortunately, a randomly observed murder thwarted her plans. Kidnapped by the mafia, she also reunites with her old high school friend, Min Yoongi. But shortly after their union, he has to fight with a new group of unknown assassins who will soon make his life hell....
Black Swans Heart Pt. 5
Y/N POV:
I woke up in a huge bed.
Yoongi had given me a room last night.
And here I lay now.
Since there were no windows here, it was difficult for me to guess what time it was. Luckily there were clocks everywhere.
7:45
I slowly got out of bed and staggered to the closet.
I opened it, but why was I so surprised when it was empty.
"Oh that's right, I don't have anything to wear here....", with a strange feeling I open my room door and the large hallway stretches out in front of me.
All the members' apartments were on this floor and the next.
As far as I could remember, Yoongi's room was at the end of the corridor.
I tiptoed past the other two rooms.
I was standing in front of his room...
What was I doing here anyway?
He was probably still asleep.
I didn't dare to knock and was making my way back when his door suddenly swung open.
I turned around quickly.
"Y-Y/N...hey, what are you doing so early in the morning?", Yoongi stood in front of me with a smile and closed the door behind him.
"Oh I always wake up around 7..." he stepped closer.
"Ok well, then we can go now", he took my hand and started walking in the direction of the elevator.
,,Wait! Where are we going?" I stumbled after him.
"You need something to wear. We're going shopping today," he said, sounding like a 15-year-old girl.
,,For real? But surely we're driving into town in one of your cars and you said I'm not allowed to know where your base is?" Yoongi pressed the elevator button, which opened its doors just a few seconds later.
"What Dad doesn't know doesn't hurt him. Plus, I don't think you're going to want to run away like that."
Dad... so his father lives here too. But I thought Yoongi was the boss. Then why does he have to follow his father's rules?
Before I could think any further, I was being pulled into the elevator.
The door closed again.
,,Sooooo...how are your parents. I haven't seen her for ages," suddenly a deep sadness overcame me.
,,Oh...My mother, she....was...killed in a car accident. And Dad lives alone now..." These words came heavily from my lips.
Horrified, Yoongi breathed out.
"Oh god, I...that...oh my god, I'm sorry about that...." He put a hand on my shoulder.
,,That's not your fault. Plus it's been a long time. Anyway, let's not create a sad mood now", I smiled at him and the elevator came to a stop.
I quickly realized that we were now at the top.
There seemed to be a garage here. One car after the other stood in the large high hall.
"Wow- are they all yours?!" I looked perplexed at all the cars and then at Yoongi.
,,Hahaha yes. Well, that's how we saw it, they kind of belong to everyone," he shrugged his shoulders along the rows of cars.
"Today, for once, we're going with my baby," he groped at me.
He kept walking until he stopped in front of a black Rolls Royce.
"I can understand why that's your baby. It's beautiful," my fingers jabs at the shiny polish.
Yoongi's POV:
Actually nobody was allowed to touch my car. And certainly not drive.
But I allowed Y/N because I...
Yes, why actually?
Maybe because I love her?
Have I ever stopped loving her?
I was snapped out of my thoughts when Y/N opened the passenger door.
"Are we driving Yoongi?" She smiled sweetly.
"Yeah," she sat down and I got in.
I started the engine, parked and headed to the outside door.
There was a button on the dashboard that opened the door.
Impressed, Y/N watched.
Our hideout was in the middle of a mountain near Seoul.
From the outside the entrance gate looked like a rock, but inside we lived.
"Wooow impressive!" She watched spellbound as the gate closed.
"I know impressive, but more importantly, let's go shopping", with these words I put my foot on the gas pedal and we dash into town.
Y/N POV:
I'm in Seoul!!!
The last time I was here I must have been a kid.
But I still loved this city.
We drove around for a while until we came to a stop in the underground car park of a shopping center.
Even here you could see that it was a luxury shopping center.
The floor must have been some sort of marble or something, and the entire hall was brightly lit.
"S-Are you sure this isn't too expensive? We could just drive to my place and I'll get my things...", we got out and Yoongi started to walk.
"Nah, too far away," he just grinned.
"Okey...but please don't try to exaggerate with the luxury...that's not my style...", I could already guess that the mafia had a lot of money, but I still didn't want him to give me bought expensive things.
Again we took an elevator upstairs. And when we got to the top, I was speechless.
One fashion store after the other.
My little girl's heart screamed with joy.
"And where first?" I quickly pulled him by the gand into one of the shops.
After about 2 hours we took a coffee break.
I had already thanked Yoongi 1,000 times for the new trousers, shirts, dresses and care products that he had had enough.
,,Do you need anything else? Underwear or something?" He scrolls through his phone.
UNDERWEAR!!!!!
I hadn't even thought of that!
"Mmmh yes....well....", I blushed slightly.
"Oh yeah, let's go," he said so naturally and lovingly.
We quickly went to the next store.
"Hello, where do I find the undesirables with you?" I ask an employee.
"Down the aisle and then left," she said politely and Yoongi went ahead.
When we got there, he leaned against a wall and watched me.
I slowly went through all sizes of panties and bras until I found some white and gray ones.
I tried them on quickly, but they fit me as expected.
When I stepped out of the locker room, Yoongi was no longer in his seat.
"Try these," he held out a pair of black lace panties and a matching bra with a lover's look.
Oh so he likes black....
I didn't know why but I took them and GOD they fit me soooo well.
I've never had something like that in black, but it went so well with my slightly lighter skin.
Yoongi was waiting outside and gave me an 'I just know what suits you' look.
He paid and we made our way back to the car.
As we stood in front of the Rolls Royce, I let go of his hand.
What?!
When did I even take them?!
But Yoongi didn't seem to mind.
Since he had carried all his belongings, he quickly put them in the trunk and then sat in the driver's seat.
"Thank you for today Yoongs", he hates that old nickname, but I didn't care.
"Please (nickname)", with these words he started the ignition and we drove back home
#mafia boss#bangta boys#bts suga#bts ff#suga bts#suga ff#suga x y/n#mafia yoongi#min yoongi x y/n#mafia romance
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aew dynamite 11/16/22 liveblog containment zone
startin' today's show like 45 mins late (again)
claudio & danielson vs jericho & sammy
is this a tornado tag
bcc elbow time
oh it was just them being wild, this is a regular tag match
claudio is so strong. big lift
i still need to buy the ppv… the idea of telling my friends to wait until its on the crimesites to see max become aew champ is pretty funny though
itd be funny but theyd rip me limb from limb
danielson lookin good and doing cool moves. im not a danielsonsuperfan (he doesnt do anything for me) but i can appreciate the man
im glad he doesnt spraytan
classic Baseball Bat Move
sammy yelling at danielson again: "I hate you! i hate you so much"
sorry last time was so fucking funny. "i hate you you stupid dragon" LMAO
i love it when they do a forward roll into a tag. sometimes it feels so extraneous
bullying danielson…
claudio out here Tossing Guys around
oooo bowens vs swerve is up next
lmao i thought danielson was going to slam sammy into the cameraman. but no it was the corner post
slam slammy
danielson yes kicks!
sammy biting all match
cool lionsault by jericho
crowd sounds weird. are they just quiet or are the mics off
not that i blame them for not being hype for the nth bcc vs jas match
mesmerized by claudio spinning jericho...
woo the bcc win
video promo of moxley vs mjf
very cool. i liked moxley's evil laugh
my friends are crooning about their favorite special guy mjf now
commercial…
darby short film
darby being a black and weird film weirdo is a cool thing. too bad about the everything else tho
backstage with lethal's crew and jeff jarrett is here too
theyre hooting and hollering
bowens vs strickland
we getting raps
im hip and with the times and i understood the references to current events
oh its music video time!
lmfao
stokely used up their dick word allowance for the rest of the year. itll be bleeps from now on
that certainly was a rap. im nodding and clapping, max caster
my friends pining for visual confirmation of maxwell and caster being the same room together
we starting the actual match off with looney tunes shouldertapping
man bowens is good
so is swerve. i love watching swerve wrestle
throwing bowens right into the front row!!
cool pose swerve. thanks
oof. bloody lip
pushups…
aew fight forever game winning "best sports/racing game" at gamescom and i got confused and wondered why they put a racing segment in this wrestle game
yeowch that arm kick
swerve won! but did he kill bowen's shoulder… is there Lasting Effects...
video promo of jade vs nyla
i love the conflict between these two. tbs champion vs "tbs champion" is such a good bit. i hope nyla wins she is SO good on the mic and also funny.
if nyla loses i will go insane. what else is there for jade to do!
samoa joe! promo in the ring
ring of honor time
oh yeah he needs to explain himself for turning on wardlow huh
i mean its pretty cut and dry. hes a serious tough guy and doesnt take any guff. why would he take guff from WARDLOW. hes SAMOA JOE
oh! its powerhouse hobbs
telling joe to get in line he's been kicking wardlow's ass this whole time!
oh now its wardlow's turn to come out
the classic sneak up from behind attack
lmao the locker room runs out to stop them! not even bothering with security when samoa joe, powerhouse hobbs, and wardlow is involved
wardlow slams all the security off him and the dark order are just like hmm actually go ahead we're not gonna stop you (this is good and i love the dark order)
whoa cool flip out of the ring by wardlow
commercial... 2!!
backstage promo by britt baker
oh she mad
doesnt baker have the uhhh owen hart championship thing? remember that? i forgot about it. it feels like its been a very long time since ive seen it
serious britt baker dmd promo itt. preddy good
top flight + ar fox vs death triangle
oh HELL Yes
im glad darius is back. im excited to see him wrestle!
death triangle has SUCH a cool and stylish intro
wow! arizona and san fran aew shows?
:)c wrestling
ar fox with the tumbling and rolls. hell yeah! hes smooth
his ringpost flip has such movement on it
pac just sits
and they fling him into the air for ar fox's attack! that was a cool bit!
death triangle triple team move on ar fox in retaliation
ah its pip time. everyone chill down
the commentators are goofing again
penta jumping off the corner to do his special move: Ultimate Taint Dropkick
the areola, or as taz likes to call it: the Dot on the Chest
whoa loud kickhit on ar fox from penta
the commentators are still being cheeky.
taz: if youre 23 years old-- nothing should be rusty! EVER!
top flight leapfrog moves :)c
whoa that dante-flip-over-darius-dive move was cool
i could barely perceive ar fox's insane top rope somersault
nooo theyre gonna make ar fox take the pin?? hes cool though! well… i guess someone has to
whoa rey fenix's insane tope
pac's special move: Big Spinny Flip. and a pin! they win!
whoa. whats pac on about. is he talking bout the bucks
oh! yep. its kenny and the bucks
i was JUST thinking about how theyve been holding the belts for kenny and the bucks, but doing a great job of it because their matches rule
oh!!!!!!!! theyre all having a match at full gear, not just a return! yay!!!!!!! the elite are back!!!
ethan page vs bandido
its ethan page! yay
im glad hes gettin a push. i think hes cute, charismatic, and good on the mic. its also funny that hes such a heel because hes so dang cute
bandido got a shiny aew logo on his tights
whoa. bandido also very strong. what a slow lift
even tony talking about bandido's big muscles. lmao
ethan page gettin the big boos
lmao the commentators having Height Talk
excalibur telling a despondent taz "if you stand on your wallet, you're taller than us both"
that was a cool bandido corner counter flip
hes got good moves
but loses in the end! ethan page time!
we want to see a stokely vs mjf promo so bad. theyre both good talkers
promo about the jurassic express cagematch
:0
backstage with saraya
saraya is tired chitchatting. she just wants to fight
commercial! 3
video promo of ortiz and kingston vs jun akiyama and konosuke takeshita!
im so excited for this match on friday :)c
toni storm vs anna jay
shame about the bunny gettin sick. i was really looking forward to that :(
oh anna is bein goofy. hee hee
someone in the crowd doing the longest yee haw ever
oh thats why the crowd sounds so weird. crowds are usually chanting, right? the absence of chanting is odd
wait there they are. toni! toni! toni! well, they tried.
ok even the commentary are bored by this match theyre out here talkin bout crowd signs during the pip
anna jay taps out to the texas cloverleaf!
what the. hayter is approaching!
toni bumps chests at her. cool
more match announcements
lee moriarty vs hook! athena vs madison rayne! lance archer vs ricky starks! the kingston/ortiz vs akiyama/takeshita match!
the full gear matches! aew champ, tag team champ, woman's champ, roh 4 way, tbs champ... darby n sting vs lethal and jarrett, britt baker vs saraya, samoa joe / wardlow / hobbs three way fight for that championship, trios match of death triangle vs the elite
in ring promo with jon moxley
huh! are they ending the show with a long promo, then? i dont think theres enough time for a match after
i wonder whats going to happen then... will there be shenanigans? conflict?? interruptions???
my friends just want to see their guy
who the hell is booing moxley in the crowd!!!!
moxley you really are the baddest bitch in all the lands. go moxley
"im messed up. im a sicko. i cant get enough of violence and fights. its not a good thing. im fucked up in the head"
loving the idea of moxley typing out "mjf" into google to do research
moxley got a point. mjf does not wrestle
CALL HIM OUT MOXLEY!!!!!! MJF IS A WRESTLER COSPLAYER
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT MJF!!!
lot for him to live up to-- oh!! its stokely!!!
the firm is kicking moxley's ass
mjf is here :)c
oh my god he is so shaped. like dorito
mjf kills everyone in the firm. actually that seemed almost too easy huh
will? first name basis now huh? lol
"you can make me bleed buckets" oh? bloody mjf at the ppv? pwease? :)c
mjf is convincing me that he is sufficiently motivated for this belt
oh mjf is using that "convincing the world the devil doesnt exist" bit to cover for him not wrestling a lot
moxley takes the mic before mjf can finish his catchphrase
oh my god moxley pausing to ask if the ppv is on sunday or saturday LMAO moxley rules nobody would be able to get away with being so nonchalant
my friend pointed out at the end that mjf was wearing platforms... man's gotta be tall for the staredown
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hi r/aita am i the a hole uwu fuck this
right so my dad recently had a surgery, when i say recently i mean literally yesterday. i took the day off n everything to drive him there get him back and ive been taking care of him while still managing to care for my younger sisters, cook for them, clean the house, etc... right? so when i asked my now 15 y/o sister (turned 15 last week idk if i posted abt it) to go out and buy some medicine like painkillers and shit to help my dad sleep faster (thats it) she couldve done it right? there a pharmacy literally like 4 blocks away idk its like a less then 10 minute walk. she was there anyway because she went to the gym around there to work out. i call her up and i go 'hey can you pick up this medicine blah blah blah like right now please' and she agrees to do it right. 20 mins past i dont think anything bc it might take her a while to find the stuff and walk back i call her 'hey can you maybe hurry up ?? sorry its just he really needs them yk' and she goes 'yeah whatever i know calm down' and im like ...what??
anyways 15 more minutes past, she should be home. i call her, 'where are you ??' she says shes otw. okay. 15 more minutes, where tf is she? the gym isnt far from the pharmacy btw, literally less than 5 mins. also painkillers n shit are like right by the door and its never busy either. im abt to call her and she sends me a text telling me to open the door. i tell one of my sisters to go open it and she goes outside to see where said sister is. i walk over to the door and ask where sister is and little sister says 'shes here but her friends are here' ..what? what. i see sister walking up the steps a huge fucking bag in her hand and shes laughing w her friends. she steps in her friends still outside. im staring hella hard at her and i close the door and im like where the fuck have you been? i asked you for 2 things. why are your friends here what the fuck? and shes like oh my god i got the stuff calm down. and i say thats not the point you cant take a single day of not hanging out w friends?? (she hangs out w them like 8 times every week deadass)
and shes getting mad at ME?? she tells me they were at the gym with her and i tell her then why are they here?? 'they were at the gym with me' 'okay that still doesnt explain why r they here???' and she take the medicine out of the back and goes 'it doesnt matter oh my god just go give this to YOUR dad'
EXCUSE ME???? MY DAD???? i say 'what do you mean your dad, you mean our dad !!?!' i leave to give dad his medicine and shes in the garage w her friends, i tell her they need to leave and she says theyre abt to but shes just waiting for her friends mom to pick them up. im done w it atp so im like okay fine whatever. its like 3 oclock now and i serve the other girls lunch and i wait for my sister to come in. 30 minutes and her friends mom isnt here and she said 'were not hanging out just waiting' LIKE A FUCKING LIAR.
anyways yeah yall im not bitchy right im in the right for yelling at her right. CAUSE SHES GOING ALL "BLAH BLAH UR SO THIS AND THAT" LIKE SHTU UP OUR DAD IS LITERALLY IN PAIN AND YOU CANT BE AGOD PERSON FOR ONCE??@?!?@#$U^
tldr ; i send sister out for medicine for our sickly father, she doesnt get back for like 45 mins and when she does she says it doesnt matter it took her so long and tells me to just give the medicine to 'your' dad as if he's not her father ??? i get mad and yell @ her blah blah she also brings her friends over when i told her not to n shit idk
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part 2!! and now for some buffs!! well rounded are weapons that i read as just passable but that feel a bit limited, i like playing a lot of these but often feel a bit cloystered by their underwhelming aspects and think theys hould be tuned upa bit to rly feel fun!
participation trophy weapons
sploosh o matic: god what the fuck is even going on with this one. its been buffed in some goofy ways as sis with insane object damage and a unique swim speed effect that reall has no justification lore wise. but yeah its still so silly and rekegated to ambush attacks. honestly i would just reduce its shot rng, i know its a spray shooter but its not rly a good painter cos of how stupidly short its range is, so making it slightly more cpaable of killing from more than point blank could make it just a bit more threatening of a supportish skirmisher!
splattershot jr. : an actually good support shooter! the ink tank buff is very fun even if the bombs piss me off.but this is sans bombs balancing (imo splat bombs and burst bombs should both be nerfed p notably but thats another subject), it actually wants to paint, so instead of rng reduction, if say just make its jump rng less severe by default by a little bit to give it a little bone :)
l-3 nozzlenose: a silly guy :) i honestly v much agree w the notion that of the semi sutomatic shooters its gooft it has jump rng unlike the rest given the rest of its drawbacks feel fair enough. give it perfect jump accuracy :) ill pick it up again then. maybe a bit worse falloff in case that makes it a little too strong tho
range blaster: rsnge blaster is my glorious lover. id say shed be perfect if the base jump rng wasnt so bad. this, on top of making intensify action slightly more effective for blasters across the board, would make them less gesr dependent and more fun to experiment with gear for, and also just less agonizing to move around with
splat roller: straight up, rollers just feel so pathetic without a good painter. just buff its damage in a similar way to dynamo roller and make its roll speed slightly booster by run speed. in general though i cam up witha concept for all rolling weappns to reach max roll speed fast and to have an option to drop their flick to immedistely start rolling. this would make them actuay feel like they have a mobility option, and their roll ink efficiency should be buffed a bit. roll sucks horridly anyways so i think this option wouldnt be too much of a buff for roller, just makes it easier to get away or move thru enemy ink in certain situations! i also laid out that rollers flick cancel shoukd have mroe end kag depending on the roller, light rollers and brushes can even do it (ink brush too even if its silly) they can all do it almost instantly since they cant immediately kill with roll anyway. i shouldve mentioned this before oh well. anywaus thats all i think splat roller would need to be more fun :)
flingza roller: flingza is only good cos of its fat paint rly, its apparently good at fighting too but sheesh i dont love its vertical flick min damage at max range. i rly dont get why its minimum damage cant be 45 :p i think thatd be all it needs cos i do get how the weapon can be kinda strong as is along with cancellable flicks and mobility implemented
octo brush: implement cancellable flicks! give it run speed boostie! and return its melee hitbox so you can kill faster at point blank its fun!
bamboozler 14 mki: boost the damage!!! to 91!!!! irs crazy how much you could boost its damage with mpu before honestly but yeah sometimes its annoying how rare those random one shot combos from teammates can feel now. i think this and increasing its shredding power would be great for varying good counters to hp specials and boost bamboos fight. also, everyone ntoe these buffs all assume better special balance soon so that you dont freak out abt nerfing splatana object damage
ballpoint splatling: bp is scary honestly, the only thing i would change is giving it better shot celocity for its ling range mode,it feels goofy bow long those shots can take to hit lol
heavy splatling: i almost consideried boosting range, cos honestly heavy sucks without the choke point hp special blitz goin on rn, and it needs a better chance fightign charger. imo it should get a buff similae to the nautilus one, after maps r fixed its charge should let it shoot 14% longer and its shot rng should be reduced a bit so it can more reliably challenge chargers in certain situations!! and then you will all see...
tri stringer: tri stringer feels rly solid after the paint buff honestly, and i like its high ibject damage as a unique strength, however, as things stand, i think given the potential i do think it has, it should be able to charge fast in midair imo thatd make its mobility feel real good
too many flaws pt 1 (i will get to the rest of the list in one final post)
.96 gal: JUST REDUCE THE FUCKING RNG ALREADY GODAMMIT! But inly slightly cos if it git too accurate itd be way too op 😭 it still has to be kinda bad, but it should be able to paint a little better to make up for it :p and make its base jump rng penalty a little lower for the sillies cos it is still oretty fkawed design wise. a little smthn smthn
aerospray: keep it a five shot but buff its damage. make it do like 24.5 for better dps and damage vs objects also boost its range a little bit and i think making it have zero penalty for jumping, since every spray shooter seems to have some kindof unique trait to itself, and i think aerospray would actually have reasons to be played in higher level matches! after all, its rng is already bad enough lmao
splattershot nova: honestly this shits so fun and i kinda am glad im the end they didnt make it the new dualie squelcher . just lower its rng a bit so it can fit a bit better cos the five shot kill is bad enough as is even if its rng doesnt worsen over time 😭 its bad enough as is. the paint buff was excellent, and buff its damage to 24.5 like aerospray for dps reasons and boom bobs yer uncle
splattershot pro: i heavily agree with chara that it should just get a damn fire rate buff, but also a bit of a damage buff by a few damage points for better object damage, and i feel its strafe speed a lil buff, yeah its a long range shooter but it feels relatively fast strafe speed is a staple for splattershots so :p
h-3 nozzlenose: LITERALLY just reduce the endlag by like. two frames and h-3 will feel usable. id even go so far as to make its range just slightly longer, give it a unique range value like squeezer, cos if squeezer gets that much range but not h-3 come on!!!
luna blaster: unironically reduce its endlag. like by literally two frames to make it feel nicer i guess, and give it a bit better object damage multipliers to set it apart a bit more from the other blasters and octobrush!!
carbon roller: give it all rhe roller cancellability and mobility buffs! and faster max speed to make it better at mobility and better roll ink efficiency. actually make tha tink efficiency fairly signifcant so it can use the hell out of its roll for mobility , and make its roll do 80 just for fun! better silly combos. give it better damage scaling to make up for mpu and give it a higher minimum damage honestly, to make up for how worthless it is for getting thru mid , and make its horizontal flick just a liiiiitle longer range cos it feels silly how pathetic that feels sometimes. also its horizontal flick should paint a bit better to give it a bit something extra. cos in mt ideal world burst bonbs should be nerfed decently and i love carbon deco but . yeah
dynamo roller: CANCELLABILITY AND ALL THE OTHER ROLLER WID EMOBILITY BUFFS!!! the damage buff was huge and honestly i think cancellable flick, although it should have the most lag on cancelling its flick, would be huge for minimizing its horrendous weakness to splatbombs. also heres a real fun idea i just had, it should be able to crusb bombs. itd be super risky and situationaly but with the roll speed changes itd be more doable in certain situations for a bit of cheese and an anti bomb option, which i think this game needs a bit more if honestly. finally, i think its min damage should be raised to 47 and its horizontal flick should paint more consistently!!! how fun how unique!! :3
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