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the room where it happens but burr didn't jump on time so when the tablecloth was removed he goes down with it

sorry for giving sending my friends the wikipedia page for the death penalty whenever they say something ungodly

idk where this is from but heres mr yuri as randall saying happy thanksgiving???!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like when i post my art on tt and people comment getting mad and tell me to credit the artist.

when im the damn artist.

ngl i kind of love that shadow was retconned into being part alien. its so funny. black doom and gerald are SO divorced

Just had a revelation with Xiaoven and Zhongchi

Zhongli 🤝 Xiao

Having an obnoxiously loud love interest that wields a bow and loves chaos, then proceeding to judge each others' "questionable" taste

I'VE NEVER POSTED NIN-JA WHAT A TRAGEDY HES AWESOME

Just wanted to tell you i think your very silly.

Stay hydrated

i AM very silly. thanks for noticing

hydrate or dydrate

love the hell of describing a symptom related to boobs and getting told I'm pregnant by every symptom checker ever. I have not had sex once.

I can NOT fucking sleep because I HAVE to think about the Squid Sisters in Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper. Imagining Marie as Anneliese and Callie as Erika. Judd and Li'l Judd are the cats. Callie doesn't have the beauty mark that Marie has inherently. Callie the seamstress that wants to be a singer and Marie the princess that wants to read science books all day. I am a girl like you. Do you see my vision.

me when i accidentally make a joke about my mental problems with the wrong group of friends

“almost christmas” means it wasnt Christmas!

the leader of the borderline terrorist party when the borderline terrorists he helped get elected don’t want him to be speaker of the house because he’s less of a terrorist than them by the thinnest margin known to man