THE MARKETING TEAM OF THAILAND'S BEST SELLING SKIN CARE BRAND JUST GAVE THE THUMBS UP TO THIS PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE PURE ARTISTIC MERIT OF YOUR ABOVE AVERAGE THAI BL PRODUCT PLACEMENT AND YOU'RE LAUGHING?!!?
HE'S A VIRGIN! IT'S FUCKING GENIUS! CUT THE CHECK!
bioshock infinite is one of the funniest games ever 10 years later.
Like i remember it being a big fucking deal in 2013 and idk if anyone even remember the main characters names. 0 cultural relevance and its just full of the most up its own ass fake deep bs ive ever seen. 9/10 from ign. love it.
“Big bad supervillain, giving orders to little kids,” Bryce commented.
Why did people insist on testing me? Was it something about being in charge that demanded that they try to establish their dominance? Did people like Bryce have a natural propensity for bucking authority, with me as the only clear target? Or was it more that they were angry in general?
Taylor I’m gonna keep it real: it might be that you are literally a big bad supervillain giving orders to little kids
Thinking about the time Tom Holland spoiled the date and poster for Infinity War 'unintentionally', even though it was very clearly a bit done by a professional actor... and even still poorly at that! Just look at how he dramatically has the CONFIDENTIAL DO NOT SHARE facing the camera, only to turn it over to look at it, flipping it back upside down while pretending to read it...
How are the residents of New Hyrule taking Spirit's current disappearance?
Spirit's train was found abandoned with a note that literally just said: I'm not missing. I'll be back. -Link
(Spirit definitely does not want people speculating too much about his disappearance again, but he also does not want to give any personal details about himself in the process).
Linebeck III is fucking fed up that his business partner is pulling this bullshit A SECOND TIME. He will not shut up about it. When Spirit comes back, they are going to have some Words.
Zelda is appropriately worried that he's doing something incredibly self-destructive, but there's not much she can do.
Niko is surprisingly chill about the whole thing. (Niko made the mistake of thinking Spirit's original disappearance was his adventure with the Chain that he had heard from Wind, so he's happy to see that Spirit is finally getting to meet his Great Uncle.) (And hey, maybe meeting other heroes will straighten him out.)
This time around, word around the kingdom is that Spirit went on an extended vacation. Only the most dedicated sleuths believe that he may have gone missing again.