a true himejoshi can find beauty and love in the homophobic accidental yuri of an early 2010s web serial

taylor are you doing this on purpose

He was such a girls girl for this

If we had to Muppetify Worm., which Character would you keep Human while the Rest turns into Muppets?

Dragon or Taylor, right?

please ask me about my worm dissection nobody wants to hear about it :(

Would you still love me if I was a worm?

If I was a worm I would love you so much and you would be so beautiful and everything would be so beautiful and you would be a beautiful queen and I would have a beautiful worm princess wife and we would kiss and everything would be wonderful forever

Listening to worm like “where’s Amy. When is Amy going to show up”

i have 150 new pets (built a worm bucket for compost generation and filled it with red wigglers)

My spouse: would you still love me if I were a worm

Me: yes, but I'd cut you in half so I'd have two worm spouses

Spouse: sounds reasonable

still not over the fact that taylor hebert was written by a man. and im not even saying this in a bad way but to point out how funny it is that taylor is canonly heterosexual and cis when taylor hebert is literally the funniest person to attach that label to. from her descriptions of other women in the text (taylor hebert admiring other girls? very possible!) to the way she compares herself and lisa to a wlw couple, to even her depiction of her relationship with brian. i think it’s just funny that taylor is canonly straight when everything in the text could be used to argue shes anything but straight.

do u guys want to see a cquackity song

The thing about Amy is that her post-trigger existence is a trolley problem where she’s on the one-person track, having the lever pulled on her. Here is a diagram to illustrate:

The blonde didn’t move.

I almost stepped forward to control her, to move her out of the way myself. Then I remembered that she was my anchor. One of the few I had remaining.

What did I wind up as, if she was my only anchor? If I could so readily envision myself as the bug-obsessed freak, lurking in dark places, what did I become with her? Something close to human, at least?

She’d saved me, in a way. I couldn’t remember how, but I remembered that much.

I couldn’t touch her. I didn’t even dare.

:(

bruh Taylor's been skitter for two months as of mid arc 16??

while were wormblogging i just want to say its funny how funny it is that wildbow made up ONE latin american cape and called him califa de perro., which i assume he thought was King of Dogs but literlaly is like. Caliph of Dog. just the one dog. dog singular. google translate could have done better than this

>looking for a new wormblog

>ask followers if the blog is kinpilled or reddit

>they dont understand

>pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is kinpilled and what is reddit

>they laugh and say “it’s a good blog sir”

>follow

>its reddit