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ruubesz-draws · 3 months
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Remember that new playmates toy? What if it was actually canon...
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Shimo likes it! :)
I'm talking about this...
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anime-grimmy-art · 1 year
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It's officially Stampede Saturday and we know today is just gonna be another emotional doozy, so sth cute and lighthearted cos I CAN.
Inspired by that one scene in ep2 of the 98 anime where Vash tries to be all smooth but Meryl dies of cringe. The way he looks at his finger will never not be funny to me.
Plus lil role reversal cos I love cute Meryl to bits.
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alias-inkpatch · 1 year
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ok so, i was watching a video on Asgore and i realised something.
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it’s small and inconsequential but it’s funny to me. His moustache doesn’t join in deltarune.
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sermna · 1 year
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New poetry format: the last word in each line only rhymes with a synonym of the word from the previous line
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undead-knick-knack · 3 months
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sophieswundergarten · 8 months
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I was thinking about how often the crew + Kepler & co. get stuck in a singular room together and I cracked myself up thinking about some kind of weird Roadtrip AU where they're all stuck in an RV together and Hera's a GPS or something
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feedeekate · 7 months
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I get all flustered when you all talk about making me go to 300 pounds lol
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walnutmistjamie · 7 months
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@giftober 2023 Day 8: Funny
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allurared · 2 months
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actually laughed out loud with morell the cryptozoologist and gary the criptofascist
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lonelyfresita · 5 months
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Jack and The Beanstonks
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nyvix · 7 months
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im sorry i had to
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so @cyraclove sent me this fb reel (bc she's secretly a grandma) that was these two guys reacting to some reddit post about a guy who couldn't stay hard after his gf (or maybe just some girl he was hooking up with idk) told him to knock her up during sex and both of them were like THAT WOULD NOOOOT BE A PROBLEM FOR ME
and naturally my brain went "that's so eddie."
but then it went "oh shit that's also steve."
and so naturally together we decided that eddie and steve start a podcast called something like Reluctant Friends and their whole shtick is that their partners (chrissy and billy, respectively) are best friends and therefore they're forced to be around each other a lot and this is their way of trying to find common ground so they don't annoy the fuck out of each other all the time (but they still totally do anyway)
the first couple episodes are probably just them bitching about each other while also going on tangent after tangent about how it doesn't make any sense whatsoever that chrissy and billy are such good friends because they're COMPLETE opposites and yet their bond is unbreakable (surprise! it's childhood trauma)
but when they inevitably (i.e., very quickly) run out of things to talk about they start reacting to shitty relationship posts on reddit and they come across That Post and discover that they both have a serious breeding kink and voila! common ground.
(that episode goes viral. chrissy is extremely embarrassed but also behind closed doors she is very on board with eddie's breeding kink, while billy never stops teasing steve about it both in public and private.)
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c00kietin · 3 months
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@ghosty-0w0 AND MANY MORE OF MY MOOTS AND FOLLOWERS!
EVEN IF YOU AREN'T A FOLLOWER OF MINE,
Settle down with me, dear friends, and let me tell you the tale of:
THE OWL WHO COULDN'T SLEEP by 7/8 year old me :D
HEADS UP! Fart jokes (I hate them) and I copied some concepts from other medias lol
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And that is the end. :')
Alas, if you couldn't read my handwriting (which is perfectly understandable), I shall type it for you, errors and all:
Once there was a Lovley forest called Leafcottage. There lived cute animals that loved to climb and run aroud. One day, the animals and the birds came together for a great festival. There was a Owl there called Hoot Hoot. He Was at the candfloss stand. He just Can't resist the rainbow flavour. While he was about to sit down, A wasp called Rocko Was flying side to side on his chair. When Hoot Hoot was sitting down, He felt something.
"OOOOOOOCCCCCHHH!" Hoot Hoot shouted. Hoot Hoot jumped up so high he nearly went to space. "What's the raket!?" Glowie said. "Glowie, a million Pardons," Said Hoot Hoot. "But I did'nt toot," Glowie replied in a truthful way. "I don't mean that" Hoot Hoot said. (I forgot, Glowie is a Glow Worm). "What's the Big Bum!" Shouted Rocko. That nearly Made Hoot Hoot Jump.
"That hurt's really badly" cried Hoot-hoot. When they finished the talk, it was soon Midnight. They Saw two glowing eyes. It was Claws the tiger. "You should be in Bed!" she shouted. They stomped away (exept Hoot-Hoot, He flew away). When He saw the Sign "Home Sweet Home", He karate-kicked it. "Silly Rocko, little eejit!" He thought.
Now this time, Since He was So angry, He Did'nt have any Dinner! Hoot-Hoot Stomped up the stiars Moodly. He farted so loud that the Whole town Smelled it too! [I cringed while typing that sentence] "Pooh ee!" Bertha the Bat Said. She flew over and shouted: CAN YOU STOP FARTING! (it is in Big capital letters Because she shouted). Hoot-Hoot did not listen, But stopped.
Talking in picture: "OMG He smells!" "Eww!" "Pee ew!" "That is even smellyier than me!"
"You need to sleep" Bertha said. "But I Just can't, There are Cupcake Wasp's flying around my Head." Oh No!
Talking in picture: "OMG means "Oh my God" cool right?"
"Like that one?" asked Bertha. "Yeah" answerd Hoot-Hoot. So Bertha Called a Yoga teacher, Mr M (Moose) and Music Players. "This Will ease your pain and calm you down" Mr Moose said.
"Ok!" Hoot-Hoot yawned, He farted agian. Claws watched. Oh no!
Talking in picture: "t-shirts can Be any colour. cool right?"
No! Lets go back to the story. "So where are we?" asked Hoot-hoot. "in the garden of William shakeshpere" Mr moose replied. "Hey, I was weeing here!!" A dog said. "forget him." Mr Moose said. The sun rose shine at dawn. Mr Moose had enough. He had a can of Beans. But they Were evil Beans. this is what they siad: Evil Beans: "Mwa Ha Ha!" Cupcake Wasp: "these are scary! Cool right?"
"I quit," A music player said. then everyone Did. Exept Bertha and Claw's. "Wait, you can say sorry!" said Claws. Hoot-Hoot heard every single Word she said. "Do not even think about singing a song!" he laghed. They went to Rocko's home. They knocked quietly. Rocko came out, Holding a cup of tea.
"You disturbed my Episode 159, but yes?" Rocko asked. "Well, I'm sorry that I was angry" Hoot-Hoot replied. "I fixed up your sign" said Roko. "YaY!" Hoot-Hoot said. Soon they were frenids. What about Glowie? He's on Mount Everest.
The End!
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shatar-aethelwynn · 7 months
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is it just me or do you and wall-of-text anon have a longstanding feud
I'm not usually one to assign an identity to an anon without absolute certainty, but if it's who I suspect than it's a one-sided feud that is entirely in his own head. Could just walk away, the internet is a big place, but nooooo. Heaven forbid some random internet person not bow at the altar of Herodotus. *rolls eyes* I've got historian friends who will not mention the name Herodotus here because it's like a summons for this one guy to show up spitting vitriol at anyone who doesn't treat him like an uwu pure and perfect historical source that should never be refuted (he stalks the blogs of specific friends just for the excuse to do so). I, on the other hand, find his anger to be hilarious, so if I want to mentioned Herodotus I damn well will, because I believe in this thing called "nuance" and it's close cousin "the ability to read a source and separate what is true from what is false on a specific topic without throwing out the entire source".
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cloudblaze · 4 months
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Thinking about ALitM again and while I enjoyed it overall, MAN, the StarClan stuff in this series lately is so so shitty. "Oh we made a mistake letting Ashfur into heaven. We definitely didn't make any mistake in banishing Juniperclaw and all these other cats to hell though, we're perfect and our judgment is flawless." ??????????
Man I miss OotS, a series that managed to focus so much on StarClan and the Dark Forest while still being more mysterious and reasonable about how cats wound up there. How did Ashfur get into StarClan while being so terrible? Idk, says Bluestar, implying that it's never been about morality, he just found his way here so that must mean he can stay. I miss this so much. It was so much more interesting.
TBC makes me want to set StarClan on fire. They're genuinely starting to feel like the bad guys and this series is not self aware enough to notice how horrible they sound.
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blu3b3rryj4mp1r3 · 3 months
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whoops i turned the blog pink again
>:3
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