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lxvvie · 6 months

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On today's episode of Simps-R-Us: A Guy and his... pet(s), or You, Your Faves, and your fur/feathered/fin-babies:

Capt. John Price - Standing ten toes down on this: Price would have two small, cute dogs, one named Sir Peabody and the other named Lady Marie. You two spoil them something fierce and they have a pile of little doggy hats that match their beloved papa's... much to his chagrin.

Gaz - Gaz said he'd surprise you and surprise you he did. He came home with a cockatoo. A damn cockatoo. Jokes on him, though, because your bird baby absolutely loves to prank the shit out of Gaz, too, by mimicking your voice when you're away and making him jump. Jokes on both of you now, because Soap has taught him how to curse and that's all he does now, Scottish accent and all. You have a picture saved of the bird (named Buttercup) on top of Gaz's head.

Alex Keller - Has the most gremlin Donskoy (named Brunswick) to ever gremlin, complete with the wide stormy eyes, which is funny because Keller can sometimes make a face that's very much gremlin-esque and the two greatly resemble each other. Can usually be found making biscuits on Alex's head.

Soap - Has a Labrador named Whiskey that he absolutely adores. Whiskey has also put you two in the most adorable of love triangles where you don't know whose affection you're playfully fighting for on any given day. Also has a tendency to take Soap's socks and he has to chase him throughout the house. Well, he and Whiskey are chasing each other throughout the house just about constantly.

Ghost - You guys talked about it but he surprised you one day by bringing home a Belgian Mal puppers who didn't make the unit. His name? Pup. Pup Riley. And Pup Riley is a ball of energy. Bloody hell. He always assumes he's going for a walk whenever you two make ready to leave. He also won't let Simon leave without him and so Simon usually has to create a diversion just to walk out the front door. It's also not uncommon for Pup to jump on his Papa whenever he gets home, too. Oh, did we also talk about the fact that Simon has to fight with Pup for his side of the bed whenever he's home or that Pup wakes him up early in the damn morning to take him out for his first walk of the day?

Roach - Found a stray kitten and brought her home. Her name's Oatmeal. Oatmeal is now the chonkiest, cutest loaf (you send Roach various pictures of her Loafiness). You two also bought her a set of those pet buttons just for shits and giggles and Oatmeal's really caught on to them. She uses "Dad", "Mad", and "Food" a lot even though she stays fed lmao.

Keegan - To everyone's surprise (and his own), has a husky named Balto who ignores the concept of personal space, loves to put his paw right in the middle of Keegan's face, and has pissed on Keegan's boots more than once because Balto felt slighted (you had to go to the groomer's, buddy, you rolled in mud). You and Keegan have also lost count of the number of times you've had to carry Balto into the house because he refuses to come inside, especially when it’s cold.

Alejandro - You two adopted a senior dog named Mojo who is the most peaceful little angel. Can usually be found lying near yours or Alejo's feet as you're working or something of that nature.

Rudy - You two have this huge ass tank full of fish that run the gamut of the rainbow and you remember all their names. The brooding one is named Alejandro and his namesake was not amused lmao.

König - You two have a small but floofy cat. She's black with a grey undercoat that he calls his "little Prinzessin" and she always looks like she's in a constant state of surprise. Whenever she blinks or closes her eyes, she becomes a floofy void. Her Highness prefers to be carried like a baby, thank you very much.

Phillip Graves - You two are the proud parents of a Bulldog named Bubba who thinks he has his humans trained (spoiler alert: he kinda does). Bubba Graves makes your day with the way he silently judges his parents, throws a tantrum when he doesn't get more food or pets, and usually has Philip sigh facetiously and go, "Now, son, why can't you behave for your old man, huh?"

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horrorisunknowntoyou · 1 year

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Watching From The Sidelines P.3

[SAGAU X SHAPESHIFTER READER]

Synopsis: The game begins! You travel all over Teyvat, as your followers try so hard to follow your tracks. But your having too much fun talking to the locals, helping those in need and drinking!

If they can catch you, you will become their God, if not well, then they'll have to continue playing the game!

A/n: mentioned of flirting with women and men. And slight y/n x zhongli.

Tag List:

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All the maids and house keepers were let go, but were given a large bag of mora in compensation. They were allowed to take anything they want from the manor, you were going to sell it as you had no need of it.

which all is left is you and this empty house.

Tick...Tick....Tick.....

You tapped your foot against the floor, your legs crossed sitting on an loafy chair besides a window. You had a golden pocket watch in your hand checking every minute.

"They should be here in one...two... three..."

Bang

You closed the pocket watch swiftly, placing it inside your coat pocket. Patting your chest as you hold your hands together listening the door be swinged open.

It was obvious at this open your the creator, your golden eyes hidden behind your sunglasses. Monsters and enemies not bothered by your presence. It's clear what your identity is. Especially the death of the imposter. The golden eyes they had, have transferred to you much to your displeasure.

You took a sip from a glass of champagne you poured for yourself.

Your "entourage" soon appeared Infront of you, clearly disheveled and worried. They were on their knees grasping at straws, panting like the dogs they are.

Before they could even speak you rose your hand to silence them.

"How about we play a little game...you want me to be your God. Correct? So..." You stood up watching their eyes follow you, as you make way to window hitting the notch open. " If you win this game, I'll be your God. "

They looked at each other confused.

"My Grace, our creator what game are you suggesting?" Zhongli asked.

You hummed, " A game of cat and mouse. To play a game, there must be rules. Here are mine."

* 1. No unlawful killing of innocents, even if they help me don't hurt them. That includes yourselves as well

* 2. The form I am in now will be my main one, only to make it fair for you all. However I'll still use my abilities to my advantage. Including tools.

* 3. All of you are against me and me alone. However to make it fun I'll have sometimes a "spy" on your side. A random chosen person who will give me info.

"As I stated earlier if you catch me, I'll be your God and do whatever you want me to do."

The entourage looked at each other and nod in approval.

Venti looked at you in admiration, " We agree to our Creator's rules! It's obvious this is a test for us."

Zhongli agrees with it, "Our Creator is testing our faith after our failure to noticed the imposter. We don't deserve such mercy."

You kinda stood their like "huh?" As Ei nod to the other two. " We will play our Creator's game and prove our devote loyalties."

You smiled at them, " recruit whoever you wish, there no time limit. " You walked over to the mirror.

"THE GAME STARTS IN 1...2...3! GO!" You immediately jumped out of the window, throwing a confetti bomb at them to disorient them. Gold confetti flying everywhere with dust of glitter and smoke.

The acolytes cover their mouth, shielding their eyes as Venti clear the air.

" CAPTURE THE CREATOR NO MATTER WHAT!" zhongli yells out , pointing towards the window.

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You were running, you didn't know where but you just ran. You can practically feel your heart hitting against your chest, the adrenaline pumping through your veins.

God, you never felt more alive then now, this doesn't compare to stressing over exams or phone calls to doctors or setting up your college funds. Hell, not even when you transported to this world as their God.

It was euphoric.

You were practically leaping around in joy.

How can those y/n's in those SAGAU fics be so foolish. You came from the same background as those fics, but why was the world wrapped around your finger?

The strongest people in all of genshin are chasing you! But not to mercilessly kill you, but instead a game you instigated.

A game...how funny is that?

No longer am binded to an execution but game.

How silly.

You smirked at the thought of it, you took off your sun glasses placing it away as you hear the acolytes near by. You hid behind a tree shape shifting into a bird on a branch. Watching them pass by you with determination In their eyes.

Expect one.

Aether.

He spotted you, but he didn't mention it to the others. As they ran into different directions all around Teryet he stayed behind.

You shape shifted back to m/n, "Hello Aether."

He blushed looking at you in shock, " you know my name?" You simply nodded.

"Your the traveller how could I not? So Aether do you wish to be my first spy? "

He nodded almost immediately, " please! I would be honored. "

You hummed, "good, remember not the tell the others. But I have heard alot from you, so you'll be of great use to me." You pull something from your pocket placing it on his hand.

" a gift. " You mumbles as you look at him who's completely awe struck.

" your so much kinder then the imposter! They never did anything like this to me!" He says as you raised an eyebrow in intrigued.

"Is that so?... Tell me more. "

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Aether set a blanket down for you to sit on as he explained about the imposter. Mostly just venting out his frustrations as you listen in intrigued.

Saying that, they were so cruel and give no rewards always complaining for things to be done. Always in humane and never helped. They were greedy and power hungry. He just kept going and going.

Honestly, thank the gods the imposter was dead because how Aether explains it, you would have killed them yourself.

How dare they use your face to be cruel to the undeserving, how dare they make the weak and poor feel vulnerable.

How dare they disgrace YOUR name.

It disgusted you.

You thank him for the info but he shook his head, " I don't deserve such words I just did as you told. " You just sighed..

" of course, of course. You must return to the others or they might get suspicious of your absence. I'll call you when needed. Also tell your sister and Paimon I said hello. "

He nodded excitedly.

You stood up and nodded at him in approval as disappeared in a dust of gold confetti.

Aether sat there blushing, holding the gift dearly to him , so excited to be the Creator's first spy and vessel.

He couldn't be any more happier.

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Days past

Your acolytes were taking this game very seriously.

But you? Oh you were relaxing in a random tavern, drinking a glass. Flirting with some of the women and men in the bar.

If they saw you, they would definitely be jealous.

You laughed at their jokes, as they melt under the touch of your gloved hands.

Of course just when you had the person wrapped around your finger you Venti immediately showed up. You kissed on top of the strangers hand, " sorry to cut it short but I most go. " You immediately dodged his attack, sliding under him and bolted out the door.

" Your Grace come back!" You hear faintly behind you.

Venti was still on you before Xiao came out of nowhere with his weapon.

"your getting faster!" You said as you grabbed onto a railing above you. With your agility, you swing up onto the roof and leaped onto the other building roof.

You stick your tongue out at them teasing them as you fled away.

Xiao sighs, shaking his head as Venti whines , stomping his foot.

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You were helping a child down a tree, smiling at them happily playing with them. Gently setting them down, giving them a lollipop.

"Thank you mister!/miss!" The child's says smiling running off to their mother.

You waved bye, before being jumped by lumine and Paimon, immediately dropping to the floor dodging their attack. You immediately kick yourself up , brushing dirt off your coat.

Paimon flying towards you like a missile, but you immediately distracted her with candy.

She immediately took the bait and you shape shifted as a bird and flew away all giddy as lumine and Paimon argued over her taking the candy.

"How can I decline!" Paimon pouted

Lumine groans in defeat, " we were so close! "

It was cute to watch.

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You chugged down another glass, laughing loudly in a party your invited to. It was dark and everyone was dancing. Attention on you as you smiled hiding behind a fan, after all you were a rich business man.

After all what's the harm I'm having fun?

You talked to other business partners and people you knew. Hell, you even met up with your assistant and she told you how things are going along. You told her you were busy with external affairs and will make her in charge and raise her salary and holidays off.

She agreed to it, thankful with the benefits she was given. " Thank you sir/ma'am, I can't thank you enough for the generosity you given me. "

" of course, I wouldn't be as successful without your help."

" I'm honored you think so." She smiles.

"go have fun, I have things to do, go enjoy yourself." You said smiling, gesturing her to talk to others.

" of course, thank you sir. " She says leaving, as you leaned against a table.

You pulled out your pocket watch, looking at the time as you step outside. Climbing on top of the roof, starring onto the night sky, looking at the moon.

You heard light footsteps behind you.

You turn around and smile seeing zhongli standing there.

You chuckled, as zhongli has his weapon in hand, he swung it at you, but you catch it. Tossing it aside, wrapping your arm around his waist pulling him close, the other hand on his hand.

"Y-Your Grace?!" He fumbled.

You can tell he's overwhelmed by this, as you hum to the tune played below. Spinning him around in the moonlight, bowing him down. He practically melts to your touch, collapsing on to his knees. You smirked as you gently set him down.

"i-i...uh..."

You blew him a kiss before teleporting away.

He just sat there dumbfounded and flustered.

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Besides being chased by the most powerful people in genshin. You like wandering around, you didn't need to sleep or eat a lot so it wasn't much of a issue. You liked to explore the world, seeing the shops and stores. Talking with the locals and hanging out with them, everyday was something new. You weren't stuck in some temple being worshipped. Bored out of your mind.

No, you were experiencing Teyvat as a whole. You saw it yourself with your own eyes instead of those of an acolyte.

You are witnessing it first hand the issues and solving them on your own.

Because if you were called as their God , you wouldn't have a chance to do something like this.

It was nice to do everything independently.

You got to do small thoughtless things.

Like giving money to the poor.

Giving sweets and toys to children.

Helping the elderly and unfortunate.

Giving flowers to women and men.

Doing small errands

Going on adventures.

Hanging out with locals.

Getting invited to parties.

The list goes on, and of course with your money, you can spend it luxuriously if needed. As your still running your businesses and going to meetings and such. Just because your traveling doesn't mean you stopped working.

But you know, eventually the acolytes will turn it up a notch and add more people into this game. The question is when. Because so far you had an idea what they are doing due to Aether's spy work.

So they are definitely planning something, but it depends on what.

Time will only tell.

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Bonus!

WFTS y/n's Playlist (slightly fem leaning)

UPSAHL - People I Don't Like

Gwen Stefani - Rich Girl

Yung Gravy - Betty

Abba - Money, Money, Money

Destiny's Child - Bills, Bills, Bills

Lady Gaga - Fashion

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop

Flo Rida - Right Round

Lady Gaga - Telephone

Bruno Mars - That's What I Like

WFTS y/n is such a chaotic person lmao.

#genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact #genshin self aware au #genshin self aware #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau x reader #sagau genshin #sagau cult au #genshin impact sagau #genshin impact x gender neutral reader #genshin imposter au #genshin impact self aware #genshin x you

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eternadreeblissa · 8 months

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Hello hun, it's been a while! I hope you've been drinking water and eating well.

Your latest post on Courage tickled my brain quite a bit. I hope we'll get more content regarding the unofficial chain members (Koridai, Courage, First, etc.) Oh my, there's something about the prideful (and sometimes flirty) characters that makes me want to squeeze them like a chew toy. (Affectionately <3)

Courage is such a divergent from the other Links that it's so interesting to think about him. (Watching the cartoon is on my ‘To-Do list’.) Like how you mentioned before, he does feel like someone who will cling to that facade even at death's door.

Never allow himself to stray from the image that he created in an already ruined world where his life is constantly being toyed. I imagined he would probably be avoidant when it comes to being vulnerable himself. And when he would be 'vulnerable', it would just be him being 'open.'

So pushing Courage at his lowest point would be interesting thoughts.

When his darling's body is bruised and battered, unable to open their eyes. They'rebreathing, theyHAVEtobebreathing—

Just how quickly would that desperation of his seep through the growing cracks? How easily would he exhaust his body to ensure their survival? Breaking every bone in his body, every piece of skin could be torn off so no more bruises could appear on their unconscious body. BlackAndBlueNeverSuitedYou...

You weren't supposed to die like a hero.

•}{♡}{•

... My mind kinda blanked after writing for a good while, I really want to know more about how Courage's brain would work.

Anyway, take care <3

— Loafie

(DISCLAIMER: My initial answer felt like I'm just parroting back your thoughts, so I had help with this one jrufbduhn)

Anyway, you're right, he absolutely would be pushing the limits of his body if it meant you'll live. And he'll be using brute force to protect you.

Did you know he fought off 2 Lynels in the cartoon? One at a time? He managed to deal one and still got energy for another. He got stonks w him y'all. (In the cartoon tho, it didn't seem that groundbreaking, but I'm sure everyone who's played BOTW would remember how nightmarish they were). He was strong enough to even throw a dresser or so overhead!

Meaning, he'll be tearing at anyone and anything perceived as an enemy; which is basically anything that moves in his vision. If his weapons are out he'll be using his limbs to decimate foes to reach darling, if his body is used to be her shield, his teeth will tear out throats to those who come near. He won't stop until darling is safe. He won't stand down or die and perish until darling is okay. No matter what anyone does he'll come crawling back. Should the goddesses give him kindness, grant mercy, give it to the one who holds his heart. It is the only reward and kindness he'll accept.

#loafie 💞🌷#dreeresponds #yandere linked universe #yandere linked universe x reader #yandere lu #yandere courage #yandere lu courage #yandere cartoon link #yandere courage x reader

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bonefall · 1 year

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Couldn’t cats make pudding? I haven’t done too much research into it, but given how your cats have fire, they could make agar from algae and seaweed. Also I don’t know if somebody’s mentioned it yet but sausages would be easy for them- intestines moment.

By pudding if you mean British meat pudding, absolutely!

[ID: Meat pudding. Also here is a link if you want to try this recipe]

If you mean pudding, as in the American milk-based desert dish, then no. Clan cats don't have access to milk. ThunderClan alone is also the only Clan that pursues sweetness in their dishes, thanks to their population having a high concentration of "Sweetness Tolerance," which is a quirky little gene like human lactose tolerance which turns a cat's ability to taste sweetness back on.

[ID: American chocolate pudding]

So if I ever refer to 'pudding' in a Clan cat context, I am always referring to meat-based, cakey, loafy puddings. Not American sweet goo.

One of my little "white whales" lately, though, is the very very funnily named classic dish, Spotted Dick.

[ID: Spotted Dick, a meat-based pudding with fruit baked into it. Golden syrup is being drizzled on top.]

Just to begin with, Spotted Dick Funny Name. I am motivated by things that are funny.

But that aside, Spotted Dick is unironically something ThunderClan would LOOOOVE. It's made from suet, which is a type of hard fat found around an animal's kidneys, with a mild and delicate flavor. It's excellent for cooking pseudo-baked goods like this which look like cake, BUT THEY'RE MEAT BASED!! IT'S PERFECT!

And even more than that, you can suspend dried fruits right inside of it. ThunderClan loves to cook with blackberries and pour honey on stuff, maybe even toss in a couple ants or de-stinged bees for a good crunch. They'd go crazy for Spotted Dick.

Problem I'm finding is... suet is best collected from sheep and cattle. Those are too big for a Clan cat to handle, and obviously every resource I encounter is human-based. I wouldn't think rabbits (leanest animal in the goddamn world) would have any worthwhile suet around their kidneys...

Now, ThunderClan's special, as you probably know from Mr. Shredtail they're Pretty Good at hunting boars, so that's one way to get some workable suet. But it's a fix for one Clan, and really, it's becoming an issue that most Clans are having a hard time accessing fat for their cooking.

Soooo I'm trying to figure out what animals provide the most fat, so I can make a special note of how important that particular species is to Clan cats. Does that make sense? Fat's a really important ingredient, I need to know what small animals in this part of England provide the most of it, and get a general idea of how much of this important ingredient each Clan naturally has access to.

I know for a fact that WINDCLAN has a serious problem here, because rabbits are super low in fat. The way I dealt with it there is for them to rely on Grubcakes like a vegetable, which is a mashed bug fritter, because insects are surprisingly high in fats. But the issue for them remains that fat's a difficult ingredient to acquire.

Ducks and carp seem high in fats and oils, so maybe RiverClan has the market cornered on that... ShadowClan may also have lots of ducks because of the marshland. I wonder how much fat a squirrel has?

Anyway, that's something on the backburner of my mind

#I need to do an overview of each clan's culinary culture #warrior bites mini entry #clan culture

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loafysims · 7 months

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new simblr (kinda)

hi all! so i’m loafy but i decided to start fresh with a new account for a multitude of reasons! i wasn’t sure whether or not to leave the sims community entirely or just start fresh and while I was leaning towards leaving all together I decided to just start over and do some improvements with both myself and my accounts!

i hope i can find some old moots and make some new ones! 🩷

here’s some basic info about me!

i’m loafy

i go by she/her pronouns

im 23

i use maxis mix cc

i really love cas and gameplay mode

i also love anything pink, sanrio, and pastel!

thank you for taking the time to read this post and i can’t wait to start posting again 🩷

#the sims #the sims 4 #sims #sims 4 #new simblr #new sims blog #new simblog #the sims custom content #the sims community #sims community #ts4 #ts4 community #simblr #simblog

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violet92959 · 4 months

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did you just call loife loaf

dude

what

I spelt and pronounced her name "Loafie" and she said I could so yeah-

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mothersquishy · 1 year

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Okay, now that I’m aware that the season is gonna continue I got some freakin THEORIES

Okay okay, so I’ve been ranting about this show to my internet friend Loafy who has never even heard of Trigun much less has the desire to watch it so I’mma just scream into the void here.

SO DURING THE MANY REWATCHING I’VE DONE I figured that since the events of July hasn’t happened yet, that Vash probably loses his limbs confronting Knives early on in his life. Now, my first thought was that Knives just learned how to open his ‘gate’ and in a way accidently hurt/cut off Vash’s limbs.

BUT NOW, after watching ep 8 I’m thinking that it’s gonna be like. Typical Knives fashion, ya know, ‘teach him a lesson’ or in a bout of anger. Still sticking to it being connected to the ‘gate’ thing.

Oh my gods, I am so excited to see how Vash loses his limbs in the next (hopefully) episode!

I also love that when Vash woke up they kept his legs hidden under the sheet so like. His possible missing legs are still up for debate and my gods, I hope that I am right because just seeing that would be *chief’s kiss* and make his character all the more tragic.

#vash the stampede #trigun stampede #trigun

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hana-no-seiiki · 11 months

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YUUUUN!!!

I just had a hyperfixation of making a Yandere Ms. Marvel fic and another teenage kraken x reader fic!

Anyways I'm almost done with my yandere Damian Wayne fic btw so here's a soft cat for you!

The cat ain't mine but saw it across the street and couldn't help but pet it!

Why are cat's made to be cuddly and loafy!? 🥺🥺🥺

Oh and I'm planning some yandere sea monster ocs.

Idk how it is in your country but be careful when petting random animals oh god-

please tag me in your fics! i’d love to read em ♥️

and oh my god im taking that cat

#hns.txt💬#hns.ask💌

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daydadahlias · 6 months

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is there anything you want to rant/talk about rn?

YO are you spying on me rn??? how did u know i was whining to my friends right this very second about the same thing that upset me today, you little minx??

anyway hehe, off with the rant <3 (it's entirely personal btw it has nothing to do w/ 5sos but i sure will take the opportunity to rant any time i can and it's ur fault for letting me have it)

what's currently happening in jess world (or, well, the abridged version) is that im a loafy lad, right? im on the plumper, more pumpkin-shaped side. and that is not a bad thing!! one might even say it's a great thing. id survive winter no problem. and, so, today my friend (i shall name her Macaroni bc im eating macaroni rn), Macaroni, asked me if I wanted this skirt she has in her closet.

now... ive coveted this skirt for a year. when she wears it, i always fawn over it and i compliment her and i LOVE it etc etc. so when she asked if i wanted it i was like OMG?? YES???? and i was literally so fucking elated at the opportunity.

and she told me "yeah, i just dont think im gonna wear it anymore" and i was like aw ok!! well it looks great on you <3 but i will absolutely take it off ur hands bc i LOVEEE it. and then, as she was handing it over to me, she said "yeah, it's just too big for me" which kind of. stopped me in my tracks. bc i was like. woah. u... didnt need to say that. Also, Macaroni is - like me - on the rounder side. Again, not a bad thing, she's fucking beautiful. but we're pretty similar sizes. and so a skirt that's too big on her will probably be too big on me too. and i pointed this out to her and i was like "oh, well,, then idk if it's gonna fit me either?"

and Macaroni got actively offended that i had insinuated such a thing. and she went "we're not the same size" and i was like ?? yeah we are ?? so we measured our hip size and it was the SAME and she said "this cannot be right" and was actively distressed by this. so she made us measure again and this time held her hands closer together so she would look smaller than me and was like "no see, you're bigger."

and it all really hurt my feelings but i just took it in stride; anyway, went to try on the skirt tonight, LO AND BEHOLD GUESS WHAT'S TOO FUCKING BIG FOR ME TOO. anyway, the moral of the story is, don't project ur insecurities onto others!! and dont make comments about other people's bodies, especially ur friends, bc it's really fucked up!! and now my feelings are really hurt bc my friend acted actively disgusted when i insinuated we were the same size even though we are <3 bc im a fat ugly cow to her or whatever <3 teehee

TL;DR: i got a free skirt :)

#pigeon #anon #u dont have to read that but im going thru it tonight and i still have to take a midterm asdfgjkl #jess world is chaos rn sigh

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